WEBVTT - Gas Buddy  

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<v Speaker 1>In the morning. My idea of camping is the Hampton

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<v Speaker 1>End Mojo guaranteed human.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, it is Mojo in the morning. I want

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<v Speaker 2>to call out a friend, and I want to do

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<v Speaker 2>this in a way. We're going to call him my

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<v Speaker 2>gas buddy. Okay. I want to do this in a

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<v Speaker 2>way where I asked the listeners if they have somebody

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<v Speaker 2>that's their gas buddy. With gas prices being the way

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<v Speaker 2>that they are right now, you know, gas prices are

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<v Speaker 2>like two dollars more. I think it's one hundred or

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<v Speaker 2>one dollar and sixty five cents a gallon more than

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<v Speaker 2>it was a year ago at this time. And temperature

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<v Speaker 2>in the war and all the crazy stupid stuff that's

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<v Speaker 2>going on. But five dollars for gas right now, right

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<v Speaker 2>crazy for regular unleaded. I have a buddy of mine

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<v Speaker 2>who over the course of the last week, we've hung

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<v Speaker 2>out with each other or ten days. We've hung out

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<v Speaker 2>with each other four times. We've gone to a game together,

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<v Speaker 2>we've golfed together, We've gone out with a group of

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<v Speaker 2>and did like a guy's night just going to eat.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think we did one other thing to get oh,

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<v Speaker 2>golf twice. Okay, No, but but honestly, I'm spending way

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<v Speaker 2>too much time with him. Every time we go out,

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<v Speaker 2>he says you drive, and he has me drive, which

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fine with because my car is more comfortable than him.

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<v Speaker 2>Like he's got this little Acura thing like that. Literally, honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>when I get into it, my knees hurt because I

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<v Speaker 2>got to get so low to the ground.

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<v Speaker 1>Clown car. It's like a clown car exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>But now I'm starting to think it's not because of

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<v Speaker 2>the comfort of me driving. And we're not going very

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<v Speaker 2>far except for when we went downtown to go to

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<v Speaker 2>the game. We're going within our area. But can I

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<v Speaker 2>be honest, I'm paying all the gas and I realize this,

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know if you guys have it where

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<v Speaker 2>you have friends that always make you drive, Like if

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<v Speaker 2>you ever go anywhere, go out for like Friday night,

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<v Speaker 2>Saturday night, or if maybe you go on a road trip,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe you drive to Chicago or Cleveland or Nashville. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>people like to do like weekend trips. Are your friends

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<v Speaker 2>paying you for gas? Can you ask your friends to

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<v Speaker 2>pay you for the gas? We too grown for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, you gotta lead that.

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<v Speaker 3>In the early twenties, like when we was back in

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<v Speaker 3>the day and my boy Marcus or JG used to

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<v Speaker 3>always drive. And this is when gas was like cheap,

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<v Speaker 3>So you throw them ten dollars or five dollars, depend

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<v Speaker 3>on what you had, because he was young and broke.

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<v Speaker 3>But once you get to a certain age, it's time off.

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<v Speaker 4>If you offered a drive, you take on that response.

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<v Speaker 4>Unless you're doing like a major major road trip. Of

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<v Speaker 4>course I'm gonna throw somebodies.

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<v Speaker 1>If I'm a passenger, I'm like buying you a drink

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<v Speaker 1>or something. They're like, hey, thanks for driving. Yeah, this

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<v Speaker 1>one's on me or something. Who drove when you went

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<v Speaker 1>to Idlewild? I drove? You did? Yeah? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>So you drove everybody or you drove? They drove up

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<v Speaker 2>before you met this. I had the show. So if

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<v Speaker 2>you guys all go together, who will drive? The first

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<v Speaker 2>time we went years ago, quake? Who drove?

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<v Speaker 1>This time? Again?

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<v Speaker 3>They went up before me? And then I drove Jonathan

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<v Speaker 3>back though j G. Yeah, I'm gonna do this next time.

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<v Speaker 1>And I I got to f one feet that ain't cheap.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm gonna do next time that we go out,

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<v Speaker 2>and he says you drive, I'm gonna pull into the

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<v Speaker 2>shell gas station right by my house, and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>see what his reaction is when I sit there and go, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>will you put some gas in my car?

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't do Why Why aren't we too grown for that?

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<v Speaker 2>Why are we too grown? As when you go out

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<v Speaker 2>with your girlfriends. If girls go out with each other,

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<v Speaker 2>they all venmo each other the money for drinks and stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>That's different though, for the way I think about gases.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to this place anyway, so I was going

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<v Speaker 4>to spend the money anyway, do you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>But don't you think though that that they should occasionally

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<v Speaker 2>spend the money too?

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<v Speaker 4>I agree with Anna.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like buy me a drink it in a different way.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you picking him up from his house and then

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<v Speaker 3>going yes, yeah, see that you gotta throw you some brand.

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<v Speaker 5>Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, what's up, Megan? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>See now you changed on that. I'm saying, if you

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<v Speaker 2>don't have to ask though, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Megan?

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<v Speaker 5>Exactly?

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<v Speaker 1>I think that you should offer if you're an adult

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<v Speaker 1>and you're making like a considerable drive, you gott to

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<v Speaker 1>offer a little bit of gas money because we are

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<v Speaker 1>grown up and we all have those, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Or and if you're driving every time you you.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, you can't drive every time and expecting nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>If I've gone on road trips before, like I did

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<v Speaker 2>a road trip once. It was me and Grant, Joe

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<v Speaker 2>came with uh, Jed was there, and I remember pulling

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<v Speaker 2>into the gas station and Grant got out and he

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<v Speaker 2>was he like quickly went over to the gas pump

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<v Speaker 2>and put his credit card into it and paid for

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<v Speaker 2>the gas. Like that's something that you do, right, you

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<v Speaker 2>do something like that? What's going on? How you doing, James?

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, I agree with your mom.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I might be going there anyway, but so was you.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's still cheaper for you to give me five

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<v Speaker 1>or ten dollars for you to drive your car.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, It's so, it's so. But but so what do

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<v Speaker 2>I do? Do I put out a tip jar or

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<v Speaker 2>something in the center cons all, Well, you just.

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<v Speaker 1>Mentioned it earlier that hey, y, that needs a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit chipping them for guess I filled my truck up now.

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<v Speaker 4>One hundred and.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirty dollars, buddy, one hundred and thirty dollars is crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought mine was nuts. I've got a tahoe and

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<v Speaker 2>it cost me ninety six dollars yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not I got a twenty six. Man.

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<v Speaker 2>I got to tell you something. I'm you're paying one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and thirty six dollars. I'm paying ninety six dollars

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<v Speaker 2>and we haven't even gotten any pleasure out of the deal.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, really, it's crazy. Uh, what's going on? Wait?

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<v Speaker 4>What hit me?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello? Good morning?

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<v Speaker 5>Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you yelling about over that?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, a big bottle and all took my tire out?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh jee oh my god, nobody got time for that?

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<v Speaker 2>What what's up?

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<v Speaker 3>I know right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm calling because I'm in a social club and

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<v Speaker 2>we all travel on a regular basis, grown people pitching

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<v Speaker 2>in with the gas because you know what's not free.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I was just thinking your.

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<v Speaker 3>Partner might have you drive so he can.

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<v Speaker 1>Drink and that, Sarah Imzuber, It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>What happens if you're out with your friends and you

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<v Speaker 2>hit a pothole and get a flat? Will they help

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<v Speaker 2>you with that? They're the best, They are the best.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you, Sarah. Take care of yourself, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>take care of yourself. By the way, whenever you hit

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<v Speaker 2>a pothole, do you close your eyes, Tyler, how are

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<v Speaker 2>you doing?

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<v Speaker 5>Not too big?

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, everybody. I am pitching in.

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<v Speaker 5>If you're hanging out with people that are constantly counting

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<v Speaker 5>favors and tallying up what you owe them at the

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<v Speaker 5>end of your adventure, you probably don't really have great friends. Well,

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<v Speaker 5>my friends and I will never count tallies. If somebody

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<v Speaker 5>buys food for everybody, the next time the next person

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<v Speaker 5>does it, we don't count favors.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a return.

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<v Speaker 5>You're in friendships and investment. You're getting returns on it

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<v Speaker 5>all the time. I think people just need to kind

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<v Speaker 5>of look at it like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I ain't getting anything out of gas buddy.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, Dave? Hi, what's up, Davy? Dave.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm just going and maybe somebody ready touched on it.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's almost the same thing as getting the new bird.

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<v Speaker 1>Just split the fee. It's almost like being on a

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<v Speaker 1>golf cart. You split the cart. It's just and that

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<v Speaker 1>is that is the deal.

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<v Speaker 2>You go golfing, they charge you guys a card fee,

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<v Speaker 2>and that card fee usually is paid by whoever the

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<v Speaker 2>guy is that got up there first. I think you

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<v Speaker 2>got to split the card fee. Yeah, that's what that's

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm gonna do.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like pay for it. Yeah, I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>I like the people by the way calling it.

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<v Speaker 2>I like the people calling me out right now and

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<v Speaker 2>saying saying, you can tell Mojo is old.

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<v Speaker 1>He's now counting how much the gas is going.

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<v Speaker 3>To cost, right, I'm old, suit in it's more than

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<v Speaker 3>ninety six especial. Why I let it get down to

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<v Speaker 3>like it's empty, like when I like them all, Oh

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<v Speaker 3>my god, I

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<v Speaker 1>Have to fill up now at half