1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:05,000 Speaker 1: Good morning Mike or Michael. Hey Dragon, You remember when 2 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:09,119 Speaker 1: we used to all leave talkbacks and just bust on 3 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:13,400 Speaker 1: Michael all the time? Those are good old days. Now 4 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:17,840 Speaker 1: he just drones on and on and on and explains 5 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:21,239 Speaker 1: things over and over and over. It's like a Kamala 6 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:25,279 Speaker 1: words salad. Whatever happened to the good old days? When 7 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,440 Speaker 1: Goober's busting on. 8 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:32,839 Speaker 2: Him, Well, send in the talkback of it, and then 9 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:34,120 Speaker 2: it'll get played. 10 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 3: Because I absolutely guarandemn to you that if you do, 11 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:40,760 Speaker 3: he will play them. Yeah, like he'll like he says, 12 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,200 Speaker 3: I don't leave them. I just play them. 13 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:47,479 Speaker 2: And if they're insulting towards Michael, you know, it'll make 14 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:49,200 Speaker 2: the air in front of the line. 15 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:53,239 Speaker 3: That's right. Two things, And if you really want to 16 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:57,320 Speaker 3: confuse him, leave talkbacks that are critical of me and 17 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:59,880 Speaker 3: complimentary of him. Not in the same talk about double 18 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:04,200 Speaker 3: but in two talkbacks, two separate talkbacks. Leave one about 19 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,560 Speaker 3: how you know what a goofball I am, and then 20 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:09,119 Speaker 3: leave one about how great he is. And then he'll 21 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:12,920 Speaker 3: be back there perplexed, not knowing what to do, because 22 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:14,560 Speaker 3: we really don't play more than one talk back in 23 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:18,200 Speaker 3: the time unless we're just overwhelmingly, you know, pertinent to 24 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:22,800 Speaker 3: the topic or whatever, which is rarely true because I, 25 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:26,760 Speaker 3: you know, I operate such a higher plane than the goober. See, 26 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 3: I'm like the king goober and all of you minions 27 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,240 Speaker 3: out there just having to listen to you know, to 28 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:34,760 Speaker 3: to learn what you you listen to me so you'll 29 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,640 Speaker 3: know what and how to think. You know, that's just 30 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:41,200 Speaker 3: because I need to start wearing my name plate over 31 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:42,679 Speaker 3: here that says talent. 32 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,520 Speaker 2: Well, I can see your ego barely made it through 33 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:48,280 Speaker 2: the door. You had a meeting with the principal yesterday, 34 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:49,559 Speaker 2: so that must have went well. 35 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:54,080 Speaker 3: It worries me, you know. It's when the meeting goes 36 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:57,440 Speaker 3: as well as yesterday's meeting went. And then you get 37 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 3: in your car and you're thinking, man, you know dogs 38 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,200 Speaker 3: bullet on that one. And so you get in the 39 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 3: car and you finally get on to Monico and you're thinking, 40 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:08,440 Speaker 3: I just, you know, I just want something to eat. 41 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,639 Speaker 3: And you look down and the phone's ring and it's 42 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 3: the principal again. You're thinking, oh, he wanted to wait 43 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:19,000 Speaker 3: until I left his then drop the hammer that. Oh, 44 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:23,000 Speaker 3: by the way, no need to come back on Tuesday 45 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 3: or Wednesday. Next week or Thursday or Friday or just 46 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 3: doesn't whatever. But he did have very nice things to 47 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,760 Speaker 3: say about. 48 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 4: The studio. You me, I was even brought up all. 49 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:45,079 Speaker 3: Well when I when he asked, well, is there anything 50 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,400 Speaker 3: that you need me? 51 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:50,079 Speaker 4: Isn't me now me anything that I need? 52 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,360 Speaker 3: Like near the end of the conversation was like, you know, 53 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:57,280 Speaker 3: so he's he's he's really dumped on me about everything 54 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 3: that I'm doing wrong and what I need to change 55 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 3: and blah blah bh blah blah, and just you know, 56 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:03,560 Speaker 3: he's got a he had a list he was going 57 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,040 Speaker 3: through because you know, lawyers learned to lead to read 58 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 3: upside down. So I'm looking at his at he had 59 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:11,679 Speaker 3: a list he had, he had a legal pad there, 60 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 3: and so I'm I'm reading, you know, upside down. He 61 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:18,639 Speaker 3: thinks I was making eye contact, but you know I 62 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 3: was through my personal vision. I was really reading his list. 63 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,680 Speaker 3: And so you know, he's he's ragging on me about 64 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:25,800 Speaker 3: this and this and this and this and this, and 65 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:30,080 Speaker 3: I'm just gonna whatever whatever, whatever, whatever, because you know, 66 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:31,560 Speaker 3: I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I 67 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 3: don't care. And then we we finally finish everything, and 68 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 3: then he says, well, what do you need? And I thought, huh, 69 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:45,040 Speaker 3: a new producer. I need a new producer. I need 70 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 3: someone who actually knows what they're doing. And he goes, oh, 71 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:51,320 Speaker 3: we're working on that so diligently, but we can't find 72 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:57,600 Speaker 3: anybody dumb enough to fit your programs. So if anyvy 73 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 3: out there are really really stupid and you really want 74 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,600 Speaker 3: work in the hostile environment, come and work with me. 75 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 4: And the SPCA won't let you work with animals, so 76 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:06,280 Speaker 4: that's right. 77 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:08,760 Speaker 3: And I can't get like, I can't even get a 78 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 3: Smali childcare grant just to open a fake childcare. They 79 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,680 Speaker 3: won't even let me do that. Oh, by the way, 80 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,159 Speaker 3: guess what I discovered yesterday? 81 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:17,680 Speaker 1: Uh? 82 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:26,160 Speaker 3: Oh what now my name? I am in the Epstein files. 83 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,440 Speaker 5: Oh look at you. 84 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 3: Yes, I'm so happy. I mean, I wish my dad 85 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,080 Speaker 3: were still alive because you know, and I got to 86 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:36,640 Speaker 3: explained to my mom, I wish Tammer's parents were still alive. 87 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:39,760 Speaker 3: I could explain I finally made it to the Big Times. 88 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,640 Speaker 3: You know, all that White House, Cramp, West Wing stuff, 89 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:47,479 Speaker 3: Oval Office, Air Force One, all that under Secretary bull Cramp, 90 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 3: all of that's just absolutely gone. I'm in the Epstein 91 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:51,480 Speaker 3: files how. 92 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,359 Speaker 2: Many times, because we do have we do have a 93 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,680 Speaker 2: listener that's very upset about the number of times. 94 00:04:55,880 --> 00:05:00,360 Speaker 3: Oh yes, apparently, in fact, I should have texted last 95 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,760 Speaker 3: night and said, hey, listen, I'm not talking about the 96 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:05,719 Speaker 3: Epstein files because I'm in the Epstein files. So I 97 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,400 Speaker 3: have a reason now not to discuss it. 98 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 2: Because apparently the number of times you're mentioned in the 99 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:14,320 Speaker 2: Epstein files means you're more guilty or less guilty. 100 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:16,880 Speaker 3: If you're in there more than once, then you must 101 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 3: be or if you're there even one time, you must 102 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 3: be guilty of something, according to that one particular non 103 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:22,760 Speaker 3: goober that keeps texting up. 104 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:25,080 Speaker 4: Did you happen to tell the principle. 105 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:27,279 Speaker 3: That I didn't discover that until afterwards. 106 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 4: Oh okay. 107 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:32,240 Speaker 3: So, speaking around the online doing the job search, I 108 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 3: thought I need a reference. I thought, well, I got Jeffrey. 109 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,159 Speaker 3: I asked Jeffery for a job sir, you know, for 110 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,120 Speaker 3: a for a reference. So I thought, well, let's see 111 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,599 Speaker 3: if Jeffrey every said anything nice to me. I don't 112 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:44,000 Speaker 3: know how I got off of that. I was reading 113 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:48,920 Speaker 3: something on X about somebody was in the files and 114 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:51,560 Speaker 3: they had done you know, because these congressmen are going 115 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:55,320 Speaker 3: to the Department of Justice into a skiff, I guess 116 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:58,000 Speaker 3: of some sort, and they're they're reviewing the files and 117 00:05:58,040 --> 00:05:59,839 Speaker 3: they're coming out and they're saying, oh yo, we found 118 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:02,200 Speaker 3: the names, but they won't tell us who the names are. 119 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:03,800 Speaker 3: So I thought, well, I'm going to try to find 120 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,440 Speaker 3: out who some of these names are. So I start 121 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:07,320 Speaker 3: kind of digging around. I'm wondering about this person or 122 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,760 Speaker 3: that person. And then I thought, on a lark, well, 123 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 3: I wonder if I'm in the files. So there is 124 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:21,720 Speaker 3: There are numerous references to my my other self that 125 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:26,240 Speaker 3: was killed in an accident, in an accident, in an 126 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:28,920 Speaker 3: act of self defense by a cop in Ferguson, Missouri. 127 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 4: You had a kid that charged the cop. 128 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:33,520 Speaker 3: Yes, yes, the one, the kid that caused me to 129 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:37,040 Speaker 3: wake up to uh telephone calls and text messages tam 130 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,080 Speaker 3: walking up the phone calls? Is Michael, Okay? What happened? 131 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:41,000 Speaker 3: What happened? 132 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:42,719 Speaker 2: Had a kid that reached into a cop car and 133 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,120 Speaker 2: tried to beat a cop. 134 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:45,800 Speaker 3: And tried to steal his game and pull him mat Yeah, 135 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:48,080 Speaker 3: he ended up dead right there. Imagine that. I'm shocked. 136 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:50,679 Speaker 4: Hens wait, no, no, no, no, hands up, don't shoot. 137 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:53,720 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that I forgot hands up, don't shoot. Well anyway, 138 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:56,000 Speaker 3: so I'm in so listen, I get back to me. 139 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,400 Speaker 3: It's about me. It's not about hims, about me. So 140 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:00,680 Speaker 3: he was in there a bunch of times. I don't 141 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:02,920 Speaker 3: know why, but so then I had to narrow the search. 142 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,520 Speaker 3: And when I narrow the search, I found that, yes, 143 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,440 Speaker 3: I'm in there. I made it to the big guy. 144 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,680 Speaker 3: I can't tell you how ecstatic I am about this. 145 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:16,680 Speaker 2: You do have the context, yes, okay, it's so stupid. 146 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:17,960 Speaker 4: Uh huh. 147 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,880 Speaker 3: There's some Yahoo I don't know who it is. I 148 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:22,800 Speaker 3: didn't print it out because once I saw what it was, 149 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:25,600 Speaker 3: I felt, what a joke. But it's a great example 150 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:28,640 Speaker 3: of how if you look far enough, you might be 151 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:33,960 Speaker 3: in the Epstein files too. So Jeffrey apparently, because he 152 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,640 Speaker 3: were on a first name basis now, he apparently subscribed 153 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:42,920 Speaker 3: to some email newsletter and where and some we're in 154 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,400 Speaker 3: this email newsletter that he got one time. The guy 155 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:48,520 Speaker 3: is going through It was like a really like it's 156 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:51,360 Speaker 3: kind of newsletter nobody had read because it was horribly formatted. 157 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:53,400 Speaker 3: It was just an awfully you know, because there was 158 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,840 Speaker 3: a it was a pdf of it. So I'm looking 159 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:58,240 Speaker 3: for this newsletter and I finally I can't find it. 160 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:00,679 Speaker 3: So I do a word search, and there I am 161 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:09,000 Speaker 3: being referenced by Rachel Maddow. So he Rachel MADDOWLL then 162 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:12,800 Speaker 3: says something about, I think in reference to some scent 163 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,640 Speaker 3: hearings or something that I had been instructed. I don't 164 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:19,280 Speaker 3: know where this comes from, but I have been instructed 165 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:23,920 Speaker 3: not to talk about hurricanes or storms or anything that 166 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:27,440 Speaker 3: has to do with the White House. And I'm thinking, well, Jimney, Christmas, 167 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:31,080 Speaker 3: lady or sir, you got that wrong then, and then 168 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:34,959 Speaker 3: it gets repeated in a newsletter, so there's falsity in 169 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,560 Speaker 3: the newsletter, and then the newsletter itself ends up in 170 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:43,720 Speaker 3: the Epstein files. But you know, the claim is I'm in. 171 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:48,560 Speaker 3: I can say truthfully, I am in the Epstein files. 172 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:52,360 Speaker 3: And that is why for Goober number or not for 173 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:56,280 Speaker 3: non Goober number sixty one seventeen, That's why I refuse 174 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,360 Speaker 3: to talk about it, because then I'd have to talk 175 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:01,360 Speaker 3: about me, and I don't like to talk about me. Me, me, me, 176 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:08,080 Speaker 3: me me. Now, most of you woke up this morning 177 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:12,199 Speaker 3: and you were probably thinking about I don't know the mortgage, 178 00:09:12,679 --> 00:09:15,520 Speaker 3: or maybe the wife's going to or whoever does the 179 00:09:15,559 --> 00:09:17,880 Speaker 3: grocery shopping is that was pretty sexist stuff, and me, 180 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:20,319 Speaker 3: he wasn't it. Whoever is going to grocery shopping is 181 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,319 Speaker 3: going to go grocery shopping. And you're worried about that, 182 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:26,360 Speaker 3: about that, Maybe you're worried about whether the Broncos can 183 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,040 Speaker 3: figure out, you know, how to make the playoffs again 184 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:31,440 Speaker 3: and maybe eventually make it the super Bowl super Bowl. 185 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:33,760 Speaker 3: I think that's all fair. Oh and maybe you're worried 186 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:39,080 Speaker 3: about two other things. Today is Friday the thirteenth, and 187 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:42,959 Speaker 3: so you obviously are already having your bad luck because 188 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:45,840 Speaker 3: you're listening to me and to him back there. So 189 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,079 Speaker 3: your bad luck's out of the way, so you don't 190 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,400 Speaker 3: have to worry about the rest of the day because 191 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:53,000 Speaker 3: you tuned in here. And then you maybe you realize 192 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:56,520 Speaker 3: too if you are well, you know, I think this 193 00:09:56,679 --> 00:10:00,559 Speaker 3: is sexist too. Whether you're male or female. You're now 194 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,680 Speaker 3: worried about Tomorrow's Valentine's Day. You got to do what 195 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:06,440 Speaker 3: Tamer and I have done. Tamer and I have been 196 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,880 Speaker 3: married since Dirt was in fitted and we got kids 197 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:13,000 Speaker 3: and we got grandkids. You know, we got a we 198 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:16,680 Speaker 3: got a white painted house with a white picket fence, 199 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:20,240 Speaker 3: and we got you know, three dogs, and we got 200 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,880 Speaker 3: a big ass TV. And what else do you need 201 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:24,760 Speaker 3: in life? And all we got a liquor cabinet. So 202 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:27,240 Speaker 3: we got every we got, We got all the all 203 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:29,800 Speaker 3: the all the things you need. So we've agreed that 204 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,599 Speaker 3: we both think that Valentine's Day is way over commercialized. 205 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,600 Speaker 3: And so we just agree that we're going to do 206 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,880 Speaker 3: our usual thing. We're gonna go have dinner. We might 207 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:40,320 Speaker 3: have dinner at you know, some ants here place that 208 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,600 Speaker 3: we normally go to, spend a little more than we 209 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:45,280 Speaker 3: normally do, and we'll call it a day. So you're 210 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:48,440 Speaker 3: worried about that too, and I understand that that's what 211 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:51,040 Speaker 3: everybody has in their mind. Right now, let me tell 212 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,559 Speaker 3: you about something else I want you to think about. 213 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:57,000 Speaker 3: A lawsuit was filed out of Missouri on January thirtieth, 214 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:02,320 Speaker 3: might shift more than a dozen congressional sleep seats. It 215 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:05,920 Speaker 3: could flip the math in electoral college. It could redirect 216 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:09,679 Speaker 3: billions of dollars in federal funding, all by answering one question, 217 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,840 Speaker 3: a question that has never been asked of the United 218 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:18,760 Speaker 3: States Supreme Court who counts. Who counts now, I don't 219 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:21,760 Speaker 3: mean who counts as a voter, I mean who counts 220 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:25,720 Speaker 3: as a person for purposes of deciding how many congressional 221 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,920 Speaker 3: seats your state gets. Because here's the thing, we've been 222 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:32,600 Speaker 3: doing this wrong, apparently for forty five years, and finally 223 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:35,960 Speaker 3: somebody had the cajones. The attorney general in Missouri, the 224 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,360 Speaker 3: show me state, filed a ninety six page lawsuit making 225 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:42,440 Speaker 3: that case. Here's the background. Every ten years, you know, 226 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,200 Speaker 3: here's the civics lessons for those of you who have 227 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:49,800 Speaker 3: graduates of government schools. Every ten years, we conduct a census. 228 00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:53,880 Speaker 3: And those census numbers do two enormous things. First, they 229 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:57,880 Speaker 3: determine how many seats in the lower house, the Congress, 230 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:00,960 Speaker 3: the House of Representatives that every state yets. That's called 231 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:04,280 Speaker 3: a porsmen. And then the second thing it does, because 232 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:07,800 Speaker 3: house seats equal electoral college votes, they help determine who's 233 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:10,360 Speaker 3: going to win the presidency. And on top of that, 234 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:13,679 Speaker 3: over three hundred and fifty federal programs are probably more 235 00:12:13,679 --> 00:12:16,679 Speaker 3: than that, but I found three hundred and fifty programs. 236 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:20,240 Speaker 3: They use census figures to allocate funding, and we're talking 237 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:23,079 Speaker 3: hundreds of billions of dollars that flow to state's county, 238 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:27,080 Speaker 3: city schools, hospitals, and you name it, every this little 239 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:30,800 Speaker 3: program in the country, all based on population counts. So 240 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,840 Speaker 3: the census is really more than a head count. It's 241 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:38,560 Speaker 3: the mathematic. If you think you're bad at math, at math, 242 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:43,600 Speaker 3: you don't realize how important math is because math is this. 243 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:48,640 Speaker 3: The census is the mathematical foundation of American political power. 244 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:52,000 Speaker 3: Now here's what should make you sit up straight. Since 245 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:55,640 Speaker 3: nineteen eighty no, not since the founding. No, we're not 246 00:12:55,679 --> 00:12:58,000 Speaker 3: gonna go back. That Farth's too far. That's like the 247 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:02,480 Speaker 3: old history books. Not by an act of Congress, because 248 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,880 Speaker 3: we know that Congress doesn't do squat. I'd so badly'd 249 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:08,160 Speaker 3: like to use a different word there. Congress doesn't do 250 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,880 Speaker 3: another not squat, but another s word. They don't do anything. 251 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:16,319 Speaker 3: And even not by Supreme Court ruling. But since nineteen 252 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:20,440 Speaker 3: eighty the Carter administration, back when you bought your bathtub, 253 00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:22,400 Speaker 3: I keep trying to get you to fix with discount 254 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:29,560 Speaker 3: bath Yes, since that guy, they have decided to count 255 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:34,240 Speaker 3: illegal aliens and temporary visa holders in the numbers of 256 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:38,880 Speaker 3: people in the country, not American citizens, not legal, permanent residents, 257 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:42,360 Speaker 3: people here illegally, people are student visas, people will work visas. 258 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:46,760 Speaker 3: Everybody gets counted, all adding to how many Congressmen gets 259 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:51,199 Speaker 3: counted or the number that gets counted for apportionment purposes. 260 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:55,720 Speaker 3: No congressional vote, no constitutional amendment, a bureaucratic policy decision 261 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:59,960 Speaker 3: by one administration that has silently compounded with every sense 262 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:04,560 Speaker 3: this cycle for four and a half decades. We live 263 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:10,560 Speaker 3: in marvelous times. Marvelous times. Who are the beneficiaries of 264 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:15,800 Speaker 3: this surprise, surprise, surprise? The states with the largest concentrations 265 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:19,760 Speaker 3: of the illegal aliens California, New York, Illinois, Massachusetts, and 266 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:23,080 Speaker 3: maybe at some point in Colorado, we keep importing them. 267 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,200 Speaker 3: By the way, can I just make it? Really? Can I? 268 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,960 Speaker 3: Can I add a little footnotes here for we'll get 269 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,320 Speaker 3: back to the census in just a second. But somebody 270 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:32,240 Speaker 3: posted yesterday about how or I read a story somewhere 271 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:38,040 Speaker 3: about the Colorado legislature what's to legalized prostitution? Bragen, There's 272 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:38,720 Speaker 3: good news. 273 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:43,000 Speaker 2: For you well in a sense that finally all get 274 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:47,200 Speaker 2: some child support, because then my ex can actually face 275 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:47,480 Speaker 2: some time. 276 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,520 Speaker 3: What was you thinking if you ever got paid for 277 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:54,320 Speaker 3: voice tracking? You could go down. You could go down. See, 278 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,440 Speaker 3: you shouldn't tell anything. You tell me. There's there's no 279 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:01,880 Speaker 3: producer talent privilege on the program apparently. Yeah. So if 280 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,920 Speaker 3: you ever get paid for doing your voice tracking, which 281 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,120 Speaker 3: I You're shocked, You're absolutely shocked. 282 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,080 Speaker 4: I know I should be. I think I'm new here 283 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:08,840 Speaker 4: something you must be. 284 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,200 Speaker 3: That's right, you must be new here. Anyway, if you 285 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,120 Speaker 3: ever do get paid, you can go back to Colfax 286 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,840 Speaker 3: and you can you know, spend your money and you know, 287 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,800 Speaker 3: get yourself a Valentine's Day present, because I know you 288 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:24,840 Speaker 3: ain't getting one at home anyway. My thought was, you 289 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:30,160 Speaker 3: know what the intended consequence is of legalizing prostitution in Colorado. 290 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:36,520 Speaker 3: The crime numbers will go down because one prostitution will 291 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:39,280 Speaker 3: no longer be a crime. And you think about all 292 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,080 Speaker 3: of the lot lizards and the prostitutes and everybody else 293 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,680 Speaker 3: that shows up with the homeless encampments or that show 294 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:48,080 Speaker 3: up all of the homeless hotels. Yeah, so now when 295 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,520 Speaker 3: they get into a fight with their meth heads, and 296 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,520 Speaker 3: when they get into fight, you know, with their johns 297 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:55,600 Speaker 3: or whatever, you don't have to count it as a crime. Yes, 298 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:58,280 Speaker 3: this is really on the part of the Democrats down 299 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:04,400 Speaker 3: to polit bureau. We can read us crime by legalizing prostitution. Now, 300 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:05,840 Speaker 3: of course we're going to have to come up with 301 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:09,120 Speaker 3: more money for you know, venereal disease and sti S 302 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,800 Speaker 3: and STDs and everything else, and of course the crime 303 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,480 Speaker 3: that comes along with all of the you know, the 304 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:16,800 Speaker 3: prostitution itself. But yeah, Colorado, once again, you make me 305 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:23,240 Speaker 3: so proud. Legalize marijuana, legalized prostitution, legalized math, legalized. 306 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,680 Speaker 4: Fitting, the mushrooms. Don't forge about the mushrooms. 307 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,880 Speaker 3: Oh I legalize Oh that's right, that's right, legalized mushrooms. Yeah. 308 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:32,440 Speaker 3: The cyber sell on, cyber sell on or whatever it. 309 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:36,400 Speaker 2: Is, whatever it is, a seed of menaphone or the 310 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,000 Speaker 2: same thing, Okay, all right, whatever, So back to so 311 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,400 Speaker 2: back to the electoral College. 312 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:46,400 Speaker 3: Missouri's law lawsuit basically says we got to end that 313 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:47,720 Speaker 3: stupid counting. 314 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:59,040 Speaker 5: Now, silo c a seed of menifit to meet a vegiment, well. 315 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:03,600 Speaker 3: That date you by the vita begimin whatever whatever it was. 316 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:10,000 Speaker 3: Before we get back to Missouri versus United States Department 317 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:14,240 Speaker 3: of Commerce and the count for the census. So I'm 318 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:19,840 Speaker 3: listening to Sam Do the Morning News and he mentioned 319 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:24,639 Speaker 3: the Guthree case. And I have to say, I've just 320 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:28,280 Speaker 3: got to spell my guts about this. I'm I'm I 321 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:31,399 Speaker 3: get in my car, I'm headed to the studio. I 322 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:35,639 Speaker 3: turn on Fox News, you know, once as my usual routine. 323 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,240 Speaker 3: I'm headed to get my diet coke and Bill Hammer. 324 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,480 Speaker 3: And I don't know whether Dana Prino's on with him 325 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:45,119 Speaker 3: this morning or not, but I hear Bill Hemmer on 326 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:49,399 Speaker 3: Fox News Channel this morning say something I'm paraphrase. I 327 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:54,600 Speaker 3: can't quote it exactly, but Dana, we all, Walt, we 328 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,000 Speaker 3: all woke up this morning and the first thing we 329 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,040 Speaker 3: did was we looked at our phones and we turned 330 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,000 Speaker 3: on our TVs because if we wanted to find out 331 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:03,760 Speaker 3: what was going on with the Nancy Guthrie case. And 332 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:07,800 Speaker 3: I thought, Bill, your dumbass. No we did not. The 333 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:11,040 Speaker 3: majority of Americans got up this morning worried about, Oh, 334 00:18:11,359 --> 00:18:14,159 Speaker 3: am I gonna get anything for Valentine's Day? Should I 335 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:19,000 Speaker 3: get anything for Valentine's Day? Hey? What's for breakfast? Have 336 00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:22,239 Speaker 3: the dogs been out to pee yet? Hey? You know? 337 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,000 Speaker 3: Am I gonna get paid today? Or not get paid? 338 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,920 Speaker 3: Is the cut? Am I gonna get fired today? Not 339 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,800 Speaker 3: gonna get fired today. What's gonna fight you the thirteenth? 340 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,440 Speaker 3: Am I gonna walk out and step on a rake 341 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:33,199 Speaker 3: and you know Boom's gonna come up and hit me 342 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,479 Speaker 3: in the nose. What's gonna happen today? No, Bill, they 343 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:40,320 Speaker 3: did not think about Nancy Guthrie, But you make us 344 00:18:40,359 --> 00:18:44,159 Speaker 3: think about Nancy Guthrie. Now, don't get me wrong. I 345 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:48,960 Speaker 3: feel sorry for Herbert. Guess what. I feel sorry for 346 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:57,280 Speaker 3: every single missing grandmother, brother, sister, aunt, uncle, dog, cat, 347 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,159 Speaker 3: whatever it is. This somebody's put up a sign for 348 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,520 Speaker 3: somebody's missing. Do you know why we don't do no 349 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,399 Speaker 3: milk cartons anymore? You know, remember how we used to it? 350 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,960 Speaker 3: You know, have you seen this child? You know why 351 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000 Speaker 3: we don't why we don't do that anymore because there's 352 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:14,440 Speaker 3: too damn many of them. And by the way, how 353 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:20,680 Speaker 3: many how many missing children did we save in Minnesota 354 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,760 Speaker 3: from ice doing the raid? I can't give you the 355 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,120 Speaker 3: exact number that, but I know was somewhere between one 356 00:19:27,119 --> 00:19:30,400 Speaker 3: thousand and three thousand kids. One thousand and three thousand 357 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:35,520 Speaker 3: kids that have been trafficked, stolen, hidden, kidnapped or whatever. 358 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,040 Speaker 3: And where do you hear the news about that? 359 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,560 Speaker 4: And that's what those people are protesting against, and. 360 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:44,080 Speaker 3: They're protesting against it too, So let's get it. Can 361 00:19:44,119 --> 00:19:47,240 Speaker 3: we get our priorities a little straight here? Now? I 362 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:51,280 Speaker 3: know that Fox News is doing it because I think 363 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:57,320 Speaker 3: that we've got potential violence, we got celebrity, We've got 364 00:19:58,119 --> 00:19:59,840 Speaker 3: I don't think we have sex involved, but I'm sure 365 00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:02,720 Speaker 3: house I'm wait will for that sex involved. We got, 366 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:07,520 Speaker 3: we got a crying perhaps murder mystery, and we got 367 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,479 Speaker 3: you know, it's wealth and it's all of it. So 368 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,720 Speaker 3: I understand, and it's right. You know, everybody's got to 369 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,320 Speaker 3: make sure that Nielsen, you know, you have to get 370 00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:16,880 Speaker 3: those eyeballs on the TV. Get the eyeballs on the TV. Right, 371 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:22,199 Speaker 3: Holy cal don't fall for it? Did you if you 372 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:26,240 Speaker 3: woke up this morning, honest to God, if you woke 373 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:29,080 Speaker 3: up this morning and that was the very first thing 374 00:20:29,119 --> 00:20:33,200 Speaker 3: that you thought about three three one zero three key 375 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,520 Speaker 3: word Mike or Michael, and I want to know why. 376 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,080 Speaker 3: I want to know why that was the very first 377 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:43,119 Speaker 3: thing you thought about this morning. I'm genuinely, genuinely curious 378 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,280 Speaker 3: because I can guarante m t you that is not 379 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:48,360 Speaker 3: the first thing I thought about this morning. First thing 380 00:20:48,359 --> 00:20:50,040 Speaker 3: I thought about this morning was man, I got to 381 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:55,320 Speaker 3: pee badly. That's what I thought about. We're talking about 382 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,640 Speaker 3: Missouri versus the United States Department of Commerce and how 383 00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:01,840 Speaker 3: badly I had to pee this morning. The lawsuit challenges 384 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:05,240 Speaker 3: whether illegal aliens or temporary visa holders can be counted 385 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:08,199 Speaker 3: in the census in order to determine the number of 386 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:11,320 Speaker 3: congressmen in a state. And before your eyes laze over 387 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,080 Speaker 3: with constitutional law, let me tell you this. The argument 388 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:18,040 Speaker 3: is actually very elegant, so stick around. Section two of 389 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:21,240 Speaker 3: the Fourteenth Amendment, ratified in eighteen sixty eight to ensure 390 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:25,400 Speaker 3: that the freed slaves were fully counted after the Civil War, 391 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:29,639 Speaker 3: says this represented these members of Congress shall be a 392 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:34,280 Speaker 3: portioned divided representatives shall be apportioned among the several states 393 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:38,800 Speaker 3: according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of 394 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:44,560 Speaker 3: persons in each state, excluding Indians not taxed. Now, the 395 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:48,480 Speaker 3: Census Burea's position, the position that the Democrats are defending, 396 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:53,960 Speaker 3: is that whole number of persons means literally anyone physically 397 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:58,240 Speaker 3: present within the state's borders at the time of the census. Okay, 398 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:03,199 Speaker 3: then from Germany, count them a foreign student on an 399 00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:06,560 Speaker 3: F one visa count them persons who crossed the border 400 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:10,360 Speaker 3: illegally last Tuesday. Count them. Missouri says that's not what 401 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:14,120 Speaker 3: persons means, and they've got the receipts. Here's the chain 402 00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:19,880 Speaker 3: of logic. The first chain, persons means inhabitants. Well, Missouri 403 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:23,920 Speaker 3: says that the original apportionment clause before the fourteenth Amendment 404 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:29,439 Speaker 3: modified it used the word inhabitants. Now, the federalist papers 405 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:33,200 Speaker 3: also used the word inhabitants in every single census statue 406 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:39,160 Speaker 3: passed by Congress before the fourteenth Amendment was enacted, counted inhabitants. Now. 407 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:42,480 Speaker 3: When the final constitutional text dropped that specific word, there 408 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,600 Speaker 3: was and Missouri sites in the Supreme Court's own nineteen 409 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:49,119 Speaker 3: ninety two Franklin versus Massachusetts opinion for this, there was 410 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:52,959 Speaker 3: very broad consensus that it was not a substantief change. 411 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,960 Speaker 3: Persons and inhabitants were understood to be the same thing. 412 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,520 Speaker 3: That's the first link in the chain. The second is 413 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:06,639 Speaker 3: inhabitants means legally domiciled. And this is where a foundational 414 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:12,040 Speaker 3: Anglo American legal doctrine kicks in. Inhabitant In the founding era, 415 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,359 Speaker 3: law didn't just mean whoever have to be standing on 416 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:17,840 Speaker 3: the soil. It was a legal concept. It meant someone 417 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:21,840 Speaker 3: who had established legal domicile and Missouri sites founding era 418 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:26,879 Speaker 3: international law scholars correspondence from John Adams himself, and the 419 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:30,560 Speaker 3: line of legal precedents to show that inhabitant and legally 420 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:35,240 Speaker 3: domiciled were essentially synonymous in the legal vocabulary in seventeen 421 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,720 Speaker 3: eighty seven and in eighteen sixty eight when the Fourteenth 422 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,480 Speaker 3: men was adopted. That's the second link. Here's the third link. 423 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:48,960 Speaker 3: Legally domiciled requires lawful intent to permanently remain. So here 424 00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:53,000 Speaker 3: Missouri drops the Clean Circuit Court precedent Locke versus i 425 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,920 Speaker 3: ins comes out of the Second Circuit in nineteen eighty two, 426 00:23:56,280 --> 00:24:02,600 Speaker 3: which held explicitly that a person can establish domicile only 427 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:08,360 Speaker 3: when his intent to remain was legal legal under applicable law. 428 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:13,400 Speaker 3: Can you put all those change together. If federal law 429 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,720 Speaker 3: prohibits you from permanently residing in the United States, as 430 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:20,160 Speaker 3: it does with illegal aliens or even a temporary visa holder, 431 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:23,280 Speaker 3: than you cannot be legally domiciled here. You cannot be 432 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:27,960 Speaker 3: an inhabitant. You are not a constitutional person for purposes 433 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:31,439 Speaker 3: of a pershman boom. That's the argument, and it's not 434 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:36,400 Speaker 3: a crazy argument. It's based on textualism, originalism, it's grounded 435 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,959 Speaker 3: in historical evidence. You know, I think one of the 436 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,960 Speaker 3: most as I read through the case, one of the 437 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:47,080 Speaker 3: most most rhetorically devastating points in the complaint is they 438 00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:50,720 Speaker 3: note that the Census Bureau does not count foreign tourists. 439 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,840 Speaker 3: But wait a minute. Foreign tourists are physically present in 440 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:58,200 Speaker 3: the United States. So if they're not counting a foreign tourist, 441 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:01,560 Speaker 3: that means there's already an ignore the distinction. You don't 442 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:05,720 Speaker 3: count everyone who's physically here. The distinction the Bureau currently 443 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:10,359 Speaker 3: draws is essentially about how long someone intends to stay, 444 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:18,240 Speaker 3: or whether they even intend to stay. Missouri's response, if 445 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:21,400 Speaker 3: the rule is just intent to remain, regardless of whether 446 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:25,120 Speaker 3: that intent is lawful, then we should have been counting 447 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:30,000 Speaker 3: Nazi sabatoeurs who landed on the Florida all along the 448 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:34,640 Speaker 3: Eastern seaboard during World War II, and those Nazi saboteurs 449 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:38,639 Speaker 3: intended to stay long enough to blow up American infrastructure. 450 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:43,800 Speaker 3: So under the Census Bureau's logic, count anyone who intends 451 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:48,760 Speaker 3: to remain legal or not, and Nazispies get representation in Congress. 452 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:53,760 Speaker 3: It is a reducto ad absurdum. In other words, it's 453 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:58,359 Speaker 3: take it to its logical conclusion and then you'll find 454 00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:01,520 Speaker 3: out it makes no sense whatsoever. You know what does 455 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,480 Speaker 3: make sense? Your chance to win one thousand dollars is 456 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,640 Speaker 3: coming up in the next five minutes thanks to Mercedes 457 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,080 Speaker 3: Bens and Littleton Mercedes of Littleton dot com. 458 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:10,640 Speaker 1: Cragin. 459 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:16,040 Speaker 6: How's it going, man, Michael Hey, Uh, reductim at absurd 460 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,879 Speaker 6: That is a big word. If you can't have taxation 461 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,879 Speaker 6: without representation, then wouldn't it stand the reason that you 462 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:27,960 Speaker 6: can't have representation without taxation. Hence Indians not taxed? 463 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,720 Speaker 4: How are we taxing illegal aliens? 464 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,720 Speaker 6: If we're using a Social Security number which they don't have, 465 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:38,119 Speaker 6: wouldn't that be identity fraud? And they are still being 466 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,000 Speaker 6: not taxed? 467 00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:42,320 Speaker 3: See, you got you guys. Try to throw logic. You 468 00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:45,879 Speaker 3: try to you try to think rationally and logically about 469 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:51,440 Speaker 3: how things operate in this country. That's your problem. Maybe 470 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:56,840 Speaker 3: we do need legalized prostitution in marijuana and psilocybin, fitanel 471 00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,239 Speaker 3: and everything else, just so you can finally get your 472 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,720 Speaker 3: brain screwed up enough that it'll make sense to you 473 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,800 Speaker 3: don't be leaving a talk back here that goes through 474 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,800 Speaker 3: some logical sequence of you know, blah blah blah blah blah. 475 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:13,280 Speaker 3: Good grief makes my head hurt. It'll make your head 476 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:16,399 Speaker 3: hurt too. You realize just how logical you are. So 477 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:20,240 Speaker 3: we're walking through the Missouri census lawsuit, probably in my opinion, 478 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,320 Speaker 3: the most consequential legal case in American politics right now. 479 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,919 Speaker 3: So we went through the history in the constitutional argument. 480 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:30,840 Speaker 3: But let's talk about what happens. Missouri wins because the 481 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:35,879 Speaker 3: political stakes here are humongous. Missouri's own expert, Adam king 482 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:40,520 Speaker 3: Kabe he runs the National Republican Redistricting Trust and is 483 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,520 Speaker 3: the chief map maker for the Republican Party. He crunched 484 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:48,520 Speaker 3: the numbers. If the twenty twenty census had excluded illegal 485 00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:52,840 Speaker 3: aliens and temporary visa holders from the from the base count, 486 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:59,120 Speaker 3: Missouri alone would have received nine congressional seats instead of eight, 487 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:04,320 Speaker 3: and and that would equal eleven electoral votes instead of ten. 488 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,520 Speaker 3: So they were robbed of a House seat and an 489 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:12,199 Speaker 3: electoral College vote because of the current practice of counting everybody. 490 00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:15,560 Speaker 3: And Missouri's not the only one. West Virginia lost out. 491 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:19,920 Speaker 3: Ohio lost out. Meanwhile, California, the state where they got 492 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:23,560 Speaker 3: all the illegals, gained three House seats that it would 493 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:28,880 Speaker 3: not have gotten under a citizen and legal resident only count. Illinois, Massachusetts, 494 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:34,520 Speaker 3: New York, New Jersey, Maryland all beneficiaries Nationally. Some analysts 495 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,840 Speaker 3: put the total shift at approximately eleven House seats and 496 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:41,680 Speaker 3: eleven Electoral College votes moving from blue states to red states. 497 00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,440 Speaker 3: Others put it as high as twenty two if you 498 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:48,200 Speaker 3: factor in the population trends as we head into twenty thirty. 499 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,480 Speaker 3: So I'm not talking about marginal noise here. I'm talking 500 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:55,520 Speaker 3: about a structural realignment of American politics. And it's not 501 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:59,080 Speaker 3: just congressional seats. Remember those three hundred fifty plus federal 502 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:03,240 Speaker 3: programs that use the Census figures to allocate money Medicaid funding, 503 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:08,040 Speaker 3: education grants, transportation dollars, housing assistance, infrastructure money, all of 504 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:11,120 Speaker 3: the flows based on population. What the Democrats are doing 505 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:15,120 Speaker 3: is absolutely dirty pool here. They're getting the votes, they're 506 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,760 Speaker 3: getting the money, they're getting everything because they have a 507 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:22,080 Speaker 3: gigantic money laundering machine, and it's all based on a falsehood. 508 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:29,320 Speaker 3: They're despicable. If your state has inflated its population count 509 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,280 Speaker 3: by including people who have no legal right to be here. 510 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,520 Speaker 3: Your state's been collecting the largest slice of the federal 511 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,880 Speaker 3: pie that it's entitled to, and that's exactly what the 512 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:42,960 Speaker 3: misery lawsuit argues. They've been deprived of their fair share 513 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:46,160 Speaker 3: of federal funding as a direct result of discounting practice 514 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:50,080 Speaker 3: all started by a bureaucrat during the Carter administration. But 515 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:55,040 Speaker 3: here's the argument that I think resonates most viscerally with 516 00:29:55,760 --> 00:30:00,200 Speaker 3: you Goober's as a common sense audience. Missouri make this 517 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:03,320 Speaker 3: point directly in the complaint, and it's hard to refute. 518 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:09,240 Speaker 3: Sanctuary states California, New York, Illinois have a direct financial 519 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:14,560 Speaker 3: and political incentive to harbor illegal aliens. Every illegal alien 520 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,960 Speaker 3: that they shelter adds to their population count, which adds 521 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,160 Speaker 3: to their house seats, which adds to the Electoral College votes, 522 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:24,520 Speaker 3: which adds to their federal funding. They're being rewarded with 523 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,960 Speaker 3: political power for violating federal law. And then on the 524 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:32,880 Speaker 3: flip side, Missouri, which actually cooperates with federal immigration enforcement, 525 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:37,360 Speaker 3: is being punished with less political representation because it's not 526 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:44,840 Speaker 3: inflating its numbers with an illegal population. Missouri's not alone. 527 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:49,200 Speaker 3: Louisiana filed a similar lawsuit against the Biden administration that's 528 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:52,560 Speaker 3: now still pending, but the Trump administration and the States 529 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,880 Speaker 3: currently at an impass on how to proceed. So where 530 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:59,440 Speaker 3: does this all go from here, what are the outcomes 531 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:03,480 Speaker 3: and what Supreme Court really actually require? It would be 532 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:07,239 Speaker 3: absolutely amazing. You want to hear about it.