Speaker 1: It's mojo in the morning. So I kind of embarrassed
Speaker 1: doing this. But I don't know if there are any
Speaker 1: people that ever do this. But I got busted not
Speaker 1: going home yesterday, got the text saying, Hey, when are
Speaker 1: you coming home? And I text Chelsea back, I go,
Speaker 1: I'm going to leave here in about like thirty or
Speaker 1: forty minutes, and She's like, okay, no problem. And then
Speaker 1: I ended up doing something that I do every now
Speaker 1: and again, and that is stop off at the strip
Speaker 1: club and have myself at a stake.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I don't ever know, although yesterday we were talking about
Speaker 1: strip clubs and stuff like that, and it made me
Speaker 1: think to myself, who are the guys that just go
Speaker 1: to strip clubs randomly during the day, Like they go
Speaker 1: and they say they're eating and stuff. But my strip
Speaker 1: club is different. My strip club is the mall. I
Speaker 1: like to go to the mall sometimes, and I like
Speaker 1: to go like middle of the day on my way
Speaker 1: home from work. I like to get myself a little
Speaker 1: food out of the food court car usually well usually
Speaker 1: I go to the Twelve Oaks Mall. So I'll go
Speaker 1: Taco Bell and I'll just get like myself and I know,
Speaker 1: it sounds weird to just say, cause why would you
Speaker 1: go to Taco Bell? But everything else kind of has
Speaker 1: gluten in it. You know. Back in the day, I
Speaker 1: used to go to that you know, orange chicken on
Speaker 1: a stick, give me the stap to get Taco Bell.
Speaker 1: I know, but I but I go shopping too. I
Speaker 1: go to the Apple Store and stuff like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: park my car up there right at the the you
Speaker 1: know area where the Apple Store is, and do a
Speaker 1: little walking around the mall, see the people over, you know,
Speaker 1: Missus Fields or the cooks Hot Topic, hang out and
Speaker 1: say hi to my friends at Hot Topic. So Chelsea goes,
Speaker 1: you're not on your way home. She notices because you
Speaker 1: got to find my on there. And I used to
Speaker 1: get busted all the time, even before find my was
Speaker 1: on there where you could track and see where you're going.
Speaker 1: I'd get busted by the smell. So I'd come home home,
Speaker 1: and back in the day, we used to be closer
Speaker 1: to work, you know, like it was twelve minutes or something,
Speaker 1: and I would go through the drive through of McDonald's,
Speaker 1: or go through the drive through sometimes at you know, Chipotle,
Speaker 1: and I would eat really quick and then I would
Speaker 1: stop off at the shell station, which is right there
Speaker 1: by my house, and I'd dump the garbage in there,
Speaker 1: and then I'd come home and I'd give Chelsea a
Speaker 1: hug to say, hey, honey, had a great day to go.
Speaker 1: You smell like fris Do you do that? I want
Speaker 1: to know if there are any listeners that do this.
Speaker 1: I want to know if you are the type of
Speaker 1: listener that you sneak after work and go somewhere. And
Speaker 1: where do you sneak to? Because there are other places.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be food. Alta might be one
Speaker 1: of those places.
Speaker 3: You know, you would never find me lying about going
Speaker 3: to TJ Max.
Speaker 1: Or Homegol whenever.
Speaker 3: Whenever I tell Wes I'm running errands, he thinks it's
Speaker 3: legit and now he knows it's It's Goods and TJ Max,
Speaker 3: I mean legit.
Speaker 1: If I if she knew you were no, if I
Speaker 1: said to her, I'm going to the mall, she would say,
Speaker 1: what do you need now? Like would be one of
Speaker 1: those things, but she would not No, she wouldn't care.
Speaker 1: But it was one of those things where I can
Speaker 1: I tell you what I was shamed about. I was
Speaker 1: shamed about because I got on the scale and I
Speaker 1: gained like five or six pounds, and I was shaming,
Speaker 1: and I told her, I said, I'm gonna start watching
Speaker 1: what I eat during the day, and I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: sure I just foku it because I'm you know, I've
Speaker 1: been really good. I've been losing weight and stuff. And
Speaker 1: then I realized, but I didn't want all of a
Speaker 1: sudden the day after I said I'm gonna watch what
Speaker 1: I eat, saying I'm going to the food court at
Speaker 1: the mall. Is it ever a.
Speaker 4: Situation where you know she might not like it, so
Speaker 4: you bring her something back?
Speaker 1: If I do the drive through on the way home,
Speaker 1: what I'll do is I'll say I have a craving
Speaker 1: and she'll go, what do you have a craving for?
Speaker 1: And I'll tell her and she goes. I do too,
Speaker 1: like like jumping on it because I feel like this
Speaker 1: so often is the blow? Yeah, oh you got to
Speaker 1: bring something home? Yeah, but there's just so fun. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Fat I honestly admission here, fat I admission sometimes I
Speaker 1: would like to go eat before I eat, because then
Speaker 1: I eat less when I'm at home and makes me
Speaker 1: look like I'm being good. So sometimes I actually no, no,
Speaker 1: sometimes I'll go Chipotle three hard tacos. They do that,
Speaker 1: they give you the three They have a three taco
Speaker 1: pack and I get three hard tacos. I'll eat those
Speaker 1: as kind of an appetizer start your day. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I'll eat those and then I'll go home. You know,
Speaker 1: if it's a late day, like five o'clock, well, you're
Speaker 1: gonna sit down and eat dinner, and then I'll be like,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't think I'm gonna have the potatoes
Speaker 1: tonight to stay.
Speaker 3: And they all look at me like what, and Chelsea
Speaker 3: in her heads like.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I used to throw the garbage away in my
Speaker 1: garbage cans. So we have garbage cans up by our house.
Speaker 1: And the problem was then at the end of dinner,
Speaker 1: when you're cleaning up, you have to be the one
Speaker 1: to take the garbage out so that you don't see
Speaker 1: the on top McDonald's best.
Speaker 3: Everybody in my house, by the way, when I take
Speaker 3: out the garbage, I'm like, oh, healthy, West was a culver.
Speaker 1: The evidence is in the garbe and it's tough because
Speaker 1: you're throwing away a or this happens to me, you're
Speaker 1: throwing away like the bag from McDonald's and then the
Speaker 1: garbage guys shout out priority waste. Ninety nine point nine
Speaker 1: percent of the time, you guys do a decent job
Speaker 1: until you actually sometimes will leave my McDonald's bag in
Speaker 1: the bottom right at the bottom of a can. Don't
Speaker 1: get it all completely cleaned out.
Speaker 3: I don't think you still call it that cayne.
Speaker 1: You gotta got the flip lit on the top of
Speaker 1: the can. We call it a bin. It's not your
Speaker 1: garbage can, which they don't call it a garbage bin.
Speaker 1: They call it a garbage can, a trash ben. What's up, Anita?
Speaker 1: How you doing good? I Needa? Where are you sneaking
Speaker 1: off to after work?
Speaker 5: The casino?
Speaker 1: Oh? You're good? Which one do you go to?
Speaker 5: It just depends on what floats my boat. Really, I
Speaker 5: kind of go buy all of them because I take
Speaker 5: ninety four to two or from work and I don't
Speaker 5: do it anymore. I used to do it, but construction
Speaker 5: and crap has made it harder now. But you know, oh,
Speaker 5: traffic sucks.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to stop at the casino and say
Speaker 1: I was in.
Speaker 5: Traffic, and I would do it on the way to
Speaker 5: work too, if I got up really early, and I'd
Speaker 5: be like laying there in red and I go.
Speaker 1: You know, I could get up and stop at the
Speaker 1: casino on the way to work. You are an addiction,
Speaker 1: by the way, call one eight hundred gambler there.
Speaker 5: Anita, I don't do it anymore.
Speaker 2: I gave it up.
Speaker 1: You know what though, that I do hear you. There's
Speaker 1: something relaxing about just sitting in there and king king exactly.
Speaker 1: I get it. I like that, Angela. Where do you
Speaker 1: sneak off to sneak? I sneak off to McDonald's. I'll
Speaker 1: look at you.
Speaker 3: Do you get what's your order?
Speaker 1: Coke?
Speaker 2: Coke?
Speaker 1: And what's that? You know?
Speaker 3: That's just a good little man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nothing. That's nothing for you.
Speaker 4: A good sure box of McDonald fries is like top
Speaker 4: five meals of all time if they make it the
Speaker 4: right way with the nice salt proportion, like a good
Speaker 4: McDonald fry can six.
Speaker 1: And they have to cook it just right. If they
Speaker 1: undercook him, which I got recently, I was really passed
Speaker 1: Limp FROs by the way. I did not realize. I
Speaker 1: did not realize that a small McDonald's fry still comes
Speaker 1: in the small little pack the paper ones. How are
Speaker 1: you ordering small McDonald fry exactly right, you do, right?
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be ordering a small one.
Speaker 3: Have you seen how cute the little fry boxes in
Speaker 3: the Happy Meal?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Are they little teenies? Because they're little? Yeah, they're like
Speaker 3: half the size of the small.
Speaker 1: Yes, all that Alexis does. Forget the casino and McDonald's.
Speaker 1: Where do you sneak off to after work?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 5: My husband is He thinks I don't need it, but
Speaker 5: he's quite a bit younger, so he may not know.
Speaker 5: But I sneak off and get botox.
Speaker 1: Oh, look at you? For you, he knows a little bit.
Speaker 3: Most guys don't really knock.
Speaker 1: He don't. You don't look different.
Speaker 5: No, it's gradual, so it's free weeks to take it. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 5: all right, we'll keep it for you.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, bye, And the same as botox? Jen,
Speaker 1: Where do you sneak off to after work? Jen?
Speaker 2: Yes? Hi?
Speaker 1: Where do you sneak off to?
Speaker 2: Oh? I would like take a vacation day, but not
Speaker 2: tell anybody that I was taking a vacation day. And
Speaker 2: I would leave my house like I was going to work,
Speaker 2: and then I would go do like a massage or
Speaker 2: go to that float spa, go grab lunch where I
Speaker 2: wanted to go.
Speaker 1: Like the take a vacation there.
Speaker 2: Well, because you always take a vacation day and you're
Speaker 2: doing stuff around the house or you feel like you
Speaker 2: have to do stuff around the house. So it was
Speaker 2: kind of the only way I could go do that
Speaker 2: and not feel guilty.
Speaker 4: Do you because the only thing that I love, every
Speaker 4: single thing about this, but I don't want to wake
Speaker 4: up at the same time.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing that would throw me.
Speaker 4: Do you still wake up at the same time or
Speaker 4: prepare like you're going to work or do you just
Speaker 4: say I'm going in.
Speaker 2: I do, but then I use no, I do, but
Speaker 2: then I would go get like treat myself to a lot. Hey,
Speaker 2: I would just make it a whole day for me.
Speaker 2: That's all the things I loved.
Speaker 1: I like. I think everybody should try that. Yeah, that's good,
Speaker 1: that is a great one. What happens though, you know
Speaker 1: I got disconnected with her. I was gonna say, what
Speaker 1: happens though, if your your husband or your family calls
Speaker 1: work to see how you're doing it, doesn't call your
Speaker 1: cell phone or can't get a hold of you when
Speaker 1: you're getting that hour massage they freak out, go to
Speaker 1: work and don't know your car's not there? You know,
Speaker 1: war roses. Hold on, Tea, we're talking about sneaking off
Speaker 1: after work. Where do you sneak off to after work?
Speaker 1: I go, speak out it, Spikey carrent you what's that.
Speaker 3: Pikey carring?
Speaker 1: I support you? Go get spicy time? What does that mean?
Speaker 3: It's PG for baking cookie?
Speaker 1: Wait? And who you doing this with the side of
Speaker 1: course you wait? Oh, I don't support it. You're speaking
Speaker 1: in uh in code, Harry. She goes and wait, you're
Speaker 1: a married woman and you go to sneak off and
Speaker 1: get sex from your side piece? Yes? Oh t hold
Speaker 1: on now I know why she's voices. Guys. Wow, how
Speaker 1: long has this been going on?
Speaker 2: Realistic? Please, I'm not lying over a couple of months.
Speaker 1: That's craziness. Aren't you worried you're gonna get caught? There's
Speaker 1: no way that they can catch it.
Speaker 3: You go out of town? Okay, next city over?
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: How'd you find this Spicy Time?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I've been knowing the question.
Speaker 1: Do they know your husband?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 1: Oh? Lot? Oh Lord, have mercy.
Speaker 3: Before I never turned if it was a girl.
Speaker 4: And baby Jesus.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 5: R A T.
Speaker 1: Will you behave yourself? That's not good, that isn't that.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to McDonald's. Wow.