WEBVTT - HR. 1 – Do I Try

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<v Speaker 1>We are number one.

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<v Speaker 2>We just grabbed every key demographic.

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<v Speaker 1>Super duper. That's nice. Way to go. Neato gang. That

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<v Speaker 1>was good news.

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<v Speaker 3>It is the third day of September, 2026. Good morning, everybody,

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<v Speaker 3>and welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show on the

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<v Speaker 3>best day of the week.

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<v Speaker 4>It's Thursday. Yes, yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Tommy, Fargo Flash, Ben Lieber, a cast of thousands, literally,

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<v Speaker 3>on their way in to break it all down today.

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<v Speaker 3>What a day we have planned for you. Ladies and gentlemen,

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<v Speaker 3>let's get this thing started. Here's some comedy from the

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<v Speaker 3>great Dave Chappelle. It's a Thursday morning. It's going to

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<v Speaker 3>be a great day.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on in. I am glad you are here.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been 10 years since the last time I played

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<v Speaker 1>Los Angeles. You can imagine.

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<v Speaker 5>I know.

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<v Speaker 6>I know.

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<v Speaker 7>I've been gone for a very long time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was a tough time. And I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>give up sometimes.

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<v Speaker 4>I almost did give up.

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<v Speaker 1>But then right before I gave up, I decided not to.

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<v Speaker 1>But I made the call. I made the call.

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<v Speaker 4>They answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Dancing with the stars. I said, not yet.

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<v Speaker 8>Not yet.

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<v Speaker 1>If you see me on that, it's over. Trust me.

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<v Speaker 1>My spirit is broken.

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<v Speaker 7>If you see me waiting for them judges, getting critiqued

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<v Speaker 7>on my cha-cha, it's over.

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<v Speaker 1>I know them.

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<v Speaker 9>Ah, that's right.

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<v Speaker 10>The finish line is waiting.

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<v Speaker 9>Ah, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Fear's on your side. I know them. You hear the

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<v Speaker 1>distant thunder.

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<v Speaker 4>There's lightning in your stride.

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<v Speaker 11>It is the Power Trip Morning Show, Thursday, September 3rd

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<v Speaker 11>of 2026.

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<v Speaker 10>Halfway through the state fair, this is the third day

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<v Speaker 10>of September. It is the first day of the college

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<v Speaker 10>football season. If you are a Golden Gopher fan, I

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<v Speaker 10>bet Tommy is at a 9.8 out of 10 right now.

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<v Speaker 10>He's jacked on the drive in.

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<v Speaker 7>When I got up at 4.15, he'd already been up

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<v Speaker 7>and posting.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, yeah, we know his morning routine, right? He's probably

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<v Speaker 10>been up since 1 in the morning getting ready for today.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm Corey, that's Chris, that's Paul, and there's Zachary.

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<v Speaker 1>And we're with you until 9 o'clock.

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<v Speaker 11>Hi, hi.

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<v Speaker 1>It's college football tonight.

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<v Speaker 10>Right here on The Fan, you're home for gopher football.

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<v Speaker 4>It's heating up, baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, daddy.

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<v Speaker 4>It's all happening.

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<v Speaker 10>So, most people at this station and most people that

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<v Speaker 10>are listening can cheer for the gophers, and Sauce, you

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<v Speaker 10>can start anti-sweating the gophers starting tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man. I'm going to do that.

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<v Speaker 7>And I need them to lose by or win by 44.

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<v Speaker 7>And that would be a great start. I would appreciate

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<v Speaker 7>that if they lost by or won by 44.

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<v Speaker 12>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a lot of points, man. You want them to

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<v Speaker 1>win by 44? Yeah. Cause then I win my bet.

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<v Speaker 13>Hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't that make sense?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I just didn't think you were, didn't you take, you

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<v Speaker 1>took a, didn't you take the other team?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, but if the Gophers win by 44, I win

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<v Speaker 7>my bet because I have that.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know this until last night.

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<v Speaker 7>I have them plus, I have Eastern Illinois plus 45

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<v Speaker 7>and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>Plus 45 and a half? Yeah, that was the original line, yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh, wow, I didn't know that. You got them at

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<v Speaker 10>45 and a half. Yeah, and now it's down to like. See,

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<v Speaker 10>now my confusion ends because I was like, why would

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<v Speaker 10>44 help you at all?

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<v Speaker 1>44 helps me, yeah. Got it, got it, got it.

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<v Speaker 14>Yep.

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<v Speaker 10>Okay, so you want the Gophers to win, but Eastern

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<v Speaker 10>Illinois to cover. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, you actually are cheering for them to win.

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<v Speaker 15>Fantastic.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, sure.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not going to lose to this team. This team's awful.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on, now.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, man.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't give them both of our material.

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<v Speaker 10>They'll win their first three games. Yeah, what if the

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<v Speaker 10>entire team is listening right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Eastern Illinois, and they're like, whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. Is that right? Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe they're listening to Silverchair.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sure that's fat boy yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>God if they're listening to frog stomp right now yeah

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<v Speaker 10>then text me your address i'll come listen.

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<v Speaker 1>With you and now you want them to win i.

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<v Speaker 10>Do i love frog stomp yeah it wails what a

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<v Speaker 10>cool album cover.

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<v Speaker 4>Too yeah stop it on a frog like that.

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<v Speaker 10>Remember uh all of our moms thought that we were

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<v Speaker 10>going to play frog baseball because beavis and butthead didn't

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<v Speaker 10>or burn things to the ground I'm like, I'm willing

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<v Speaker 10>to blow up a fish with black cat fireworks after

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<v Speaker 10>they're dead.

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<v Speaker 1>I did that.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm not going to hit a live frog with a

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<v Speaker 10>baseball bat because a cartoon does. That's serial killer behavior.

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<v Speaker 14>Sure.

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<v Speaker 3>I just don't want to pick them up. If somebody

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<v Speaker 3>else would pick them up and loft them in there,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll knock the sun out.

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<v Speaker 1>Great point. I don't want to touch a frog either.

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<v Speaker 1>Why not? What's wrong with frogs? I love frogs.

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<v Speaker 4>Slimy and gross.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>They're your favorite animal. Yeah, we have them.

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<v Speaker 7>You know everything about frogs. Every once in a while,

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<v Speaker 7>there's some on my deck, and my son and I

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<v Speaker 7>go out.

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<v Speaker 1>Deck. Deck. And my kiddo and I go out there.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do? I try and pick them up,

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<v Speaker 1>but they squirm away. He loves frogs. So do you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's your favorite animal. It is my favorite animal.

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<v Speaker 4>What if a frog bit him? What would you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'd be sad.

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<v Speaker 8>I know.

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<v Speaker 4>What would you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Probably chuck it in the ground.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Quick, what's your favorite animal? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 7>Frog?

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<v Speaker 10>Frog?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, frog is wrong. Frog is wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>What's the right answer?

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<v Speaker 1>My favorite animal, frog.

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<v Speaker 7>No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm asking Corey. What is the right answer?

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<v Speaker 1>Almost anything but frog.

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<v Speaker 10>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Why? They're gross. Chris is right. They're gross. They are.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to touch them. But like Hawk and

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<v Speaker 1>I used to talk to B-Rob about going fishing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I remember that.

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<v Speaker 1>He'd have to touch all of it. I'm not touching

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<v Speaker 1>any of it.

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<v Speaker 4>If I'm going fishing with him, he's touching me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Is B-Rob back in Texas? Where is he?

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<v Speaker 4>I believe he lives in Libya.

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<v Speaker 2>Really?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Strange choice for retirement.

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<v Speaker 1>Bold choice.

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<v Speaker 4>What did he want to do? He said the fishing's

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<v Speaker 4>great down there.

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<v Speaker 1>He's an outdoorsman. He really is. But if Hagen or

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<v Speaker 1>West are listening, where's B-Rob? Yeah, Hagen, call Hogsteady.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you just hearing that in your headphones? Sound like lightning? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you on the drugs? Sounds like lightning?

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<v Speaker 10>Like static or lightning strikes?

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<v Speaker 4>Like static. That reminds me.

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<v Speaker 10>Let's try this for a second real quick. Sauce, what

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<v Speaker 10>does lightning sound like? That's what it sounds like?

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<v Speaker 1>Lightning? I thought you said thunder. Lightning doesn't make a sound.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, hold on one second.

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<v Speaker 4>You thought he said thunder?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but here's why I'm confused, okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Here's why I'm confused. The two words sound nothing else alike.

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<v Speaker 7>Here's why I'm confused, though. When you said, does it

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<v Speaker 7>sound like lightning? Lightning doesn't make a noise. So I

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<v Speaker 7>immediately then thought, well, maybe he means like the thunder

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<v Speaker 7>that follows. So I was listening for thunder.

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<v Speaker 4>I think lightning does make a bit of a noise,

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, when it cracks. Yeah. Boom. Yeah, when it

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<v Speaker 1>scares you.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>Boom.

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<v Speaker 1>You're fascinating. Thanks, man.

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<v Speaker 3>The other day, I was reminded, and I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>why I was reminded, because I've heard this song a

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<v Speaker 3>million times between then and now. But I was listening

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<v Speaker 3>to a cover band echo through the streets of Excelsior, Minnesota.

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<v Speaker 3>And they were playing What's Up by Four Non Blondes.

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<v Speaker 1>Banger.

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<v Speaker 3>Great band name. Great songwriter. And I was reminded because

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<v Speaker 3>we rented the band.

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<v Speaker 4>Moonshine, which you guys are well familiar with.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>The infamous Colorado incident. I was in the band Moonshine.

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<v Speaker 3>So we rented a practice space in, I think it

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<v Speaker 3>was Upland, California.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe in Glendora. It was Glendora, California. From the drummer

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<v Speaker 4>of the Four Non Blondes, Dad.

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<v Speaker 1>As one does. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And they were the rage in 92, 93.

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<v Speaker 4>Specifically that song.

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<v Speaker 3>And little Steve, who was a guitar player, and I

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<v Speaker 3>had this thing that drove everybody around us nuts.

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<v Speaker 4>And it was this. Just randomly, I would go, Hey, Steve.

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<v Speaker 10>You go, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And you go, do you try And he'd go, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>my God.

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<v Speaker 1>Brilliant.

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<v Speaker 4>And every now and again, I'd go, hey, Steve.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you pray?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God. Man, and you're saying this got annoying?

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<v Speaker 1>That's so good. No. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't find anybody in my life right now to

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<v Speaker 4>do that for me.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds like something David would do.

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<v Speaker 10>See?

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>David, will you do it for me? I'll call you

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<v Speaker 4>randomly every now and again. When you answer the phone,

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<v Speaker 4>you go, hello.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'll go, Dave, do you try? And all I

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<v Speaker 3>want you to do is go.

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<v Speaker 1>Brilliant.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he would do that.

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<v Speaker 1>He has nothing. going on sure for sure.

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<v Speaker 4>He's got a gambling problem wow welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>To the club.

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<v Speaker 10>Our new bit in the last like four or five

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<v Speaker 10>days sauce our new bit no no sauce and i

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<v Speaker 10>have done this a handful of times We've tweeted, or

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<v Speaker 10>not tweeted, sorry. We've texted Dov something that we know

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<v Speaker 10>he hates, and we start the timer on our phone

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<v Speaker 10>to see how quickly he responds with rage. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 10>a long list. The first one, we all guessed like

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<v Speaker 10>under 40 seconds, he's going to absolutely just rage back.

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<v Speaker 10>It took him over 12 minutes to respond.

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<v Speaker 1>It took him a while, yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>Then I did it again yesterday, and I think it took, again,

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<v Speaker 10>10 to 12 minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>What is he doing? What does he hate?

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<v Speaker 10>Why does it take him 12 minutes to text me back?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't even like the guy. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what he does. Maybe that's why he's taking.

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<v Speaker 10>So long to return my texts, is he knows that

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<v Speaker 10>I hate him.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think, yeah. You've said you hate him on

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<v Speaker 1>the air, so I think... Well, I've said it to

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<v Speaker 1>his face. I mean... Yeah, there is that.

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<v Speaker 4>You can imagine what you would tweet, pictures that he

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<v Speaker 4>hates of. How do you tweet pictures of freedom and childhood?

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<v Speaker 10>So, like, I'm trying to get him to respond... Like, literally, like,

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<v Speaker 10>that's all I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, oh, my God, do a try. And I can't

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<v Speaker 1>get him to bite. It's fun. That's so annoying. It is. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's funny. I'm with little Stevie here, whatever his name is.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, little Steve loved it.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>Wait, is little Stevie, isn't he from, is that the

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<v Speaker 10>Bruce Springsteen guy?

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<v Speaker 4>Little Steve N.

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<v Speaker 1>Steve N.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So you had little Steve. Yes. Was he a little

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<v Speaker 1>person or was he just a- He was normal size.

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<v Speaker 4>He was bigger than me.

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<v Speaker 10>He was a bigger guy named Steve, but you called

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<v Speaker 10>him little Steve.

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<v Speaker 1>At one point in my life- Why'd he get that

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<v Speaker 1>nickname then? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>At one point in my life, I called everybody little something.

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<v Speaker 15>That's funny.

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<v Speaker 4>I had little Phil that worked at the gas station.

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<v Speaker 11>Mm-hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>He was six two little rick was at.

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<v Speaker 3>Least six four he was much bigger than me yeah

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<v Speaker 3>he was the bass player.

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<v Speaker 10>Well little ben's gonna be here in a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah let's see if he goes with little maybe i

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<v Speaker 3>like that little tommy i'm.

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<v Speaker 10>Gonna ask him if he tries we've heard way too

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<v Speaker 10>much about little tommy in the last 10 plus years

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<v Speaker 10>yeah good point i know where little tommy's been do you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know who would love oh my god do i try Tommy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah. He might not even know that song.

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<v Speaker 13>He might.

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<v Speaker 4>It doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>He's all in. He will, because that song made a resurgence.

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<v Speaker 12>Did it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Everybody was like, it was like a TikTok bit.

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<v Speaker 10>Maybe, but either way, that song came out before he

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<v Speaker 10>was born.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, he'll know that slammer.

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<v Speaker 4>I heard a rumor one time about that band, Four

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<v Speaker 4>Non Blondes.

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<v Speaker 1>Go on.

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<v Speaker 3>They were on tour as the opening band for Aerosmith

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<v Speaker 3>for the longest time. And I might have heard this

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<v Speaker 3>from a really good source. That, you know, the dreadlocks,

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<v Speaker 3>if they're real, that means you ain't washed your hair in.

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<v Speaker 4>A long time.

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<v Speaker 1>I see where you're going with this.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was told that Aerosmith threatened to kick them

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<v Speaker 3>off the tour if they didn't wash their hair.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Because they didn't smell great.

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<v Speaker 2>Gross.

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<v Speaker 1>But, I mean, in their defense, yeah. That's what you

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<v Speaker 1>signed up for. Yeah, that's my look.

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<v Speaker 4>You should have smelled my undies, my leather pants.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, when that lady in Colorado took them off.

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<v Speaker 4>You get the stories mixed up, but we're okay. At

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<v Speaker 4>least you know what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying.

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<v Speaker 15>You are.

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<v Speaker 5>Do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my God, do a try. Jeez, that's the best

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<v Speaker 1>he's ever sang. I wish he would try to sing.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't.

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<v Speaker 4>That might have been the best you've ever sang.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks, Hawk. Try again. Oh my God, do a try.

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<v Speaker 10>I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I?

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<v Speaker 10>I definitely pray for you to be better than that.

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<v Speaker 4>You're a songbird.

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<v Speaker 1>There's zero chance you pray.

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<v Speaker 4>You are a songbird.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Hogs. Do you pray? Oh my God, do

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<v Speaker 1>I pray? Getting worse.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, it is getting worse. But I have to throw

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<v Speaker 7>in the air bass, which I did a lot of

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<v Speaker 7>at the Dave Matthews concert.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I can imagine.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you imagine sitting behind him trying to see Dave Matthews?

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<v Speaker 3>When you go see Dave Matthews, And you're surrounded by

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<v Speaker 3>other serious Dave Matthews fans.

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<v Speaker 4>And they're mad at you for playing the air base.

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<v Speaker 4>Do they go?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I make a statement? Do they do that? No,

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<v Speaker 1>they do not. Can I make a statement?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure.

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<v Speaker 1>And I am one. The worst fans are Dave Matthews fans. Geez.

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<v Speaker 11>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>They just are. And I am one. They just. Why

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<v Speaker 1>are they the worst?

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<v Speaker 4>What do they do?

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<v Speaker 1>They're just annoying. Okay. In what ways? I have to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you how many times they've seen them.

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<v Speaker 10>That's, I think that's all bands that have a diehard

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<v Speaker 10>fan base. It's always like a badge of honor, right?

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<v Speaker 10>It's like, I've seen them this many times. How many

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<v Speaker 10>times have you seen them? That's pretty standard.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. They're just, uh, yeah. And I am one.

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<v Speaker 1>We're just an annoying group. But what else? It can't

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<v Speaker 1>be just that. Don't have any good examples. Oh, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a hot take for almost no information. But I am one. So, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I am in that group. We are an annoying group.

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<v Speaker 8>You are him.

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<v Speaker 1>You've said that 15 times. In what other ways?

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<v Speaker 7>We think that that's the only band that matters. We

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<v Speaker 7>think that you are, like, it's like you're... like it's

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<v Speaker 7>a privilege.

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<v Speaker 1>Or a right to go to that band and talk.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 7>They're just annoying. They're just an annoying group of people.

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<v Speaker 7>They talk throughout every song. They loudly sing every song.

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<v Speaker 7>That includes me.

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<v Speaker 1>We're just an annoying group.

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<v Speaker 7>It's just a bunch of lame white people.

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<v Speaker 4>It is the power trip morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I mean, they're an annoying group of people. And we,

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<v Speaker 1>we are an annoying group of people.

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<v Speaker 7>I get why people hate, like they don't like the

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<v Speaker 7>Dave Matthews band.

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<v Speaker 8>Hate.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the fans. The band.

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<v Speaker 7>I love the band. There are people who probably hate

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<v Speaker 7>the band. They're like, the band's fine. The fans suck.

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<v Speaker 7>They're an annoying, pretentious group of people. Couldn't agree more.

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<v Speaker 1>They are. And I'm one of them. Oh. You're shaved?

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<v Speaker 1>That's not what I said. Are you nuts? God, you're pretentious.

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<v Speaker 1>You're annoying. Yeah, I am. I'm all these things. How

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<v Speaker 1>many times have you seen them? I, I lost track.

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<v Speaker 10>I thought about like going approximately how many times?

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<v Speaker 1>Mid fifties. Why do you have to tell me? You

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<v Speaker 1>asked them. Most of them tell you without even asking.

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<v Speaker 4>Sure. Would you just try?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my God. Do what? Try. I try all my life.

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<v Speaker 4>Not the right words.

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<v Speaker 1>Miss institution. You should be institutionalized. You're right. Rim teaser

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<v Speaker 1>should be institutionalized. Oh, God.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm going to text up to Dob and see how

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<v Speaker 10>long it takes him to text me back.

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<v Speaker 1>He is the rim teaser.

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<v Speaker 10>He is the rim teaser. I like to tease the

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<v Speaker 10>rim of my roof.

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<v Speaker 1>Take a second.

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<v Speaker 10>All right, so Tommy shortly. Argo Flash relatively shortly. Ben

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<v Speaker 10>Lieber relatively shortly. You guys square off in semi-final number

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<v Speaker 10>three a little over 24 hours from now.

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<v Speaker 1>That is correct. Against Doug Glenn and Belinda Jensen. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that'll be funny.

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<v Speaker 10>Bell does not like her matchup, but what are you

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<v Speaker 10>going to do?

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<v Speaker 8>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>You got to beat them all.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Hogs Daddy will win tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>It depends on the initials, man.

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<v Speaker 10>Look at you being humble. Trying to lower the bar,

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<v Speaker 10>lower the standards.

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<v Speaker 1>No. I mean, no, I think Hogs Daddy will win.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I think almost any of you could win. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>I mean, you're all going to get smoked by Rick

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<v Speaker 10>next week, but that's okay. Yeah, that's all right.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a savant. Yeah, he's very good.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see. But we'll see. One of you will be

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<v Speaker 1>in the finals.

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<v Speaker 10>Glenn?

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<v Speaker 1>Glenn?

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<v Speaker 7>Swedberg-Rick matchup would be all-time.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, that's like when Zacco had the idea to basically

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<v Speaker 10>at some point do like an initials Masters bit, right?

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<v Speaker 10>Like how Jeopardy does like the top, top, top player

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<v Speaker 10>square off once a year for the Tournament of Champions.

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<v Speaker 10>We might have a preview of that by just putting

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<v Speaker 10>those three in the finals.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, correct.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see. Yeah. But hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down.

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<v Speaker 1>Slow down. Let's not just put Glenn in there.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>What are we at? 124 or something? 124,000? Something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe 124,500?

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<v Speaker 10>Now I'm forgetting. Why do I always forget? It was

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<v Speaker 10>six days ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I always forget exactly where we're at. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We're in St. Louis Park. Yeah, we're in St. Louis Park.

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<v Speaker 10>I really hope whoever wins a jackpot at some point,

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<v Speaker 10>I hope the person doesn't have like 2.1 million of

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<v Speaker 10>net worth. I hope it's somebody that has like $ 2, 200

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<v Speaker 10>to their name.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like Dusty Mond. Right.

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<v Speaker 10>And Dusty's like... I don't know if I can even

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<v Speaker 10>go on. I can't afford to pay my Netflix bill.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I hope it's dusty. And then he wins $ 124, 000.

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<v Speaker 10>We just legitimately changed somebody's life.

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<v Speaker 16>$ 123, 500 tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>$ 123, 500. That's a lot of money. Yeah, man. The leftovers. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the other one we normally do?

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<v Speaker 4>Order up.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that.

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<v Speaker 4>I know you do.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I love you.

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<v Speaker 4>And I love you.

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<v Speaker 10>All right, we're going to do a segment here, Sauce.

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<v Speaker 10>I really want you to focus. I want you just

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<v Speaker 10>to try.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God. Do I try? No, he's not even

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<v Speaker 1>trying the bit. I try all my life. Doesn't she

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<v Speaker 1>say in this institution? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I try all the time in this institution.

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<v Speaker 1>Hasn't she written like a hundred slammers?

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<v Speaker 12>Sure.

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<v Speaker 4>A lot of, uh, pink stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah. With pink. Yeah. Yeah. Pink by Aerosmith is

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<v Speaker 1>one of the worst songs of all time.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that song.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that song too. It's like Luke Bryan before

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<v Speaker 1>Luke Bryan.

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<v Speaker 4>Was Luke Bryan.

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<v Speaker 1>Um, yeah, that Luke Bryan song is horrible.

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<v Speaker 4>People like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Um, what was I going to say? I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think you were going to say anything.

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<v Speaker 7>I think the lady in Four Non Blondes was married

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<v Speaker 7>to the lady in Roseanne.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure. The daughter in Roseanne?

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<v Speaker 7>I think they were a couple. Sarah Gilbert? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 7>think her and that lady were a couple. I don't

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<v Speaker 7>think they're a thing anymore, but I'm pretty sure they were.

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<v Speaker 4>Get back to us on that.

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<v Speaker 10>She was also the lead singer of Four Non Blondes,

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<v Speaker 10>was also the sister of legendary Bears.

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<v Speaker 10>Defenseman William Perry.

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<v Speaker 1>Was she really? Yes. She was married to Linda Perry

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<v Speaker 1>for seven years. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>So the brother of William Perry, and I believe her

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<v Speaker 10>nickname was the freezer.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, really? Yeah. It says that right here.

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<v Speaker 12>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>You're correct. Yeah. See, Wikipedia knows, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>Rosie used to.

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<v Speaker 3>Travel around like, like the four non blondes were a

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<v Speaker 3>grateful dad. He would follow them from city to city.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is that?

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<v Speaker 3>He didn't like the music, but he liked to, when

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<v Speaker 3>they say, ladies and gentlemen, four non blondes, He'd go,

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<v Speaker 3>prove it!

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God, Mark.

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<v Speaker 4>He'd even stay for the concert.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Mark. What up, Mexico?

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<v Speaker 10>No, but again, Rosie doesn't discriminate. He also went and

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<v Speaker 10>saw the band Blondie.

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<v Speaker 1>He did.

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<v Speaker 15>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. He likes.

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<v Speaker 10>A little bit of everything. Actually, I don't need to

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<v Speaker 10>bring his name up.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did I bring him up? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, he sounded sad yesterday on the show. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>He sounds so sad.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder why.

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<v Speaker 4>It's because of you guys being mean to him all

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<v Speaker 4>the time.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, probably. I mean, yeah, you're probably right. Is that right?

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<v Speaker 1>I should probably stop. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>But you just give me a favor.

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<v Speaker 1>Try. I try all the time. That's not true. I

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<v Speaker 1>do not. I don't remember the last time I tried.

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<v Speaker 1>Courage to quit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>You got that figured out.

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<v Speaker 1>Skip the first chapter and call it a mystery. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>You were going to read something. What bit are we doing?

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<v Speaker 1>The leftovers, the leftovers.

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<v Speaker 10>Hey, I literally just, it makes me want to throw

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<v Speaker 10>something through glass. It sounds so fun. What a cool sound.

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<v Speaker 10>You should go to a smash room.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was saying yesterday, listen to the band smash

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<v Speaker 3>mouth and eat a smash burger, man.

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<v Speaker 1>That'd be good. And play smash brothers. Yeah. That game's fun.

0:22:48.500 --> 0:22:51.600
<v Speaker 10>And then hang out with a smash from demolition.

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<v Speaker 4>And then smash some, uh, P word.

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<v Speaker 7>And then play smash some things on the video game. Uh,

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<v Speaker 7>It's their Rampage, which is a slot machine.

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<v Speaker 1>What now? Rampage with the lizard and the King Kong guy. Sure.

0:23:06.640 --> 0:23:10.180
<v Speaker 1>And the wolf. It's a slot machine. No kidding. Yeah.

0:23:10.800 --> 0:23:13.659
<v Speaker 10>So there are still a handful of licensed slot machines

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<v Speaker 10>because those have faded away.

0:23:15.660 --> 0:23:18.580
<v Speaker 1>I mean, not all of the second floor of Circa.

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<v Speaker 4>They're actually on the big comeback.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, no kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>Good, because I'm not a slot machine player, but the

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<v Speaker 10>ones that are just I don't know. The generic ones

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<v Speaker 10>don't do much for me. I want to see Game

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<v Speaker 10>of Thrones.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see Willy Wonka. Monopoly. What is this, Monopoly?

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<v Speaker 4>Bomberman. The latest Bomberman.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, great slot machine, right? No kidding.

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<v Speaker 4>You like it. I'm not a big fan, but you

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<v Speaker 4>and your brother like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, W calls it the ATM.

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<v Speaker 3>You know that the latest version of the Game of

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<v Speaker 3>Thrones bonus, you get to bang your mom if you

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<v Speaker 3>hit the bonus.

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<v Speaker 4>And I say get to.

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<v Speaker 10>Because you get to. That's one of the great pleasures

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<v Speaker 10>of the Game of Thrones universe. That's what you get

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<v Speaker 10>to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Bomb banging? Yep.

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<v Speaker 4>It's cool.

0:24:10.680 --> 0:24:13.010
<v Speaker 1>There's a comedian. God, I wish I could give this

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<v Speaker 1>person credit.

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<v Speaker 3>One of the hostesses bring you over some lotion.

0:24:15.690 --> 0:24:16.020
<v Speaker 1>My God.

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<v Speaker 10>This is what I hate about Instagram is you see

0:24:19.470 --> 0:24:22.030
<v Speaker 10>something that you really think is creative or funny or interesting,

0:24:22.250 --> 0:24:25.330
<v Speaker 10>and then you scroll so fast that you completely forget

0:24:25.690 --> 0:24:28.550
<v Speaker 10>who just did what you thought was interesting, right?

0:24:28.690 --> 0:24:30.970
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. There was a comedian, and somebody helped me in

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<v Speaker 1>finding this.

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<v Speaker 10>They did their bit, and the bit was that I

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<v Speaker 10>think it was his girlfriend or his wife said that

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<v Speaker 10>when they were watching House of the Dragon or Game

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<v Speaker 10>of Thrones, well, I'm sure that kind of stuff, incest

0:24:43.460 --> 0:24:45.920
<v Speaker 10>and stuff, I'm sure that kind of stuff was going

0:24:45.960 --> 0:24:50.330
<v Speaker 10>around back then. And this comedian's take was, no, that's

0:24:50.510 --> 0:24:53.850
<v Speaker 10>all in George R.R. Martin's head. He didn't have to

0:24:53.890 --> 0:24:56.570
<v Speaker 10>put it in there. He chose to put it in there.

0:24:56.590 --> 0:24:59.350
<v Speaker 10>So the whole bit is, don't just say, oh, that's

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<v Speaker 10>something that happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, don't say that.

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<v Speaker 10>Chris, back to when you mentioned this a long time

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<v Speaker 10>ago in Game of Thrones 10 years ago was a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And your wife was like... What was it? Something like, um,

0:25:10.880 --> 0:25:14.280
<v Speaker 1>was she asking about like, um, what time period is this?

0:25:14.320 --> 0:25:18.140
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, exactly. There is no time period. There's dragons

0:25:18.260 --> 0:25:22.030
<v Speaker 1>and wizards and white walkers. So you don't have to, well,

0:25:22.090 --> 0:25:24.670
<v Speaker 1>back then there probably was a lot of incest. No,

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<v Speaker 1>there isn't. It's all in George's head. He wanted it. Who,

0:25:28.869 --> 0:25:30.750
<v Speaker 1>what's his name? Oh, it was a guy. I think

0:25:30.790 --> 0:25:32.810
<v Speaker 1>it was a guy. There's a girl that has the

0:25:32.850 --> 0:25:35.350
<v Speaker 1>same bit. Okay, so why do I feel like it

0:25:35.369 --> 0:25:37.310
<v Speaker 1>was a dude? But I don't know. Maybe I am

0:25:37.950 --> 0:25:39.110
<v Speaker 1>misremembering that part, too.

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<v Speaker 16>And she defended her buddies by saying, well, back in

0:25:41.869 --> 0:25:43.650
<v Speaker 16>the day, they'd sleep with their family members to keep

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<v Speaker 16>their bold lines pure.

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<v Speaker 1>Mom, this isn't a documentary. Gross. Anyway. You get to

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<v Speaker 1>sleep with your mom.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>You get to.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine?

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<v Speaker 10>If that was the bonus game, no, I don't mean

0:26:03.869 --> 0:26:08.189
<v Speaker 10>imagine sleeping with your mom. I mean, if somebody had

0:26:08.210 --> 0:26:11.390
<v Speaker 10>okayed that as the bonus. I mean, Tommy would, that's

0:26:11.600 --> 0:26:13.300
<v Speaker 10>all he would play is that slot machine.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, George R.R. Martin was like, I will license

0:26:17.660 --> 0:26:21.010
<v Speaker 4>my likeness to you guys. But here's what you got

0:26:21.030 --> 0:26:21.670
<v Speaker 4>to do for them.

0:26:21.730 --> 0:26:23.710
<v Speaker 1>I've never heard him talk. Is this what he sounds like?

0:26:23.750 --> 0:26:26.910
<v Speaker 1>Merry Christmas! Well, it's about time! We made it! Where

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<v Speaker 1>are you, baby?

0:26:27.690 --> 0:26:28.230
<v Speaker 10>Clarence!

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<v Speaker 1>Clarence!

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<v Speaker 8>Where?

0:26:30.050 --> 0:26:30.409
<v Speaker 12>Where?

0:26:30.450 --> 0:26:36.020
<v Speaker 1>Where'd you go, Clarence? This is Pebbles! This is Pebbles!

0:26:36.040 --> 0:26:38.139
<v Speaker 1>It's a wonderful life. This is Pebbles!

0:26:38.200 --> 0:26:38.800
<v Speaker 12>It's Christmas!

0:26:38.820 --> 0:26:39.740
<v Speaker 1>I think it's wonderful.

0:26:39.780 --> 0:26:39.960
<v Speaker 12>Christmas!

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<v Speaker 10>Hey, you know how if you look into a mirror

0:26:43.250 --> 0:26:48.150
<v Speaker 10>and say Candyman three times, Candyman appears? We said bang

0:26:48.190 --> 0:26:50.950
<v Speaker 10>your mom three times and Tommy kicked the door down.

0:26:50.970 --> 0:26:54.939
<v Speaker 10>And he said Merry Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just Christmas, man. You guys, it's the best day

0:26:58.359 --> 0:27:02.560
<v Speaker 1>of the year. He's wearing gold for a moment. Hi, Tommy. Hi, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm late.

0:27:03.340 --> 0:27:04.140
<v Speaker 4>Damn, you smell good.

0:27:04.180 --> 0:27:04.940
<v Speaker 1>We're not late.

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<v Speaker 4>I love when you hug me because I work alone

0:27:06.960 --> 0:27:07.480
<v Speaker 4>when you hug me.

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<v Speaker 16>Oh, yeah.

0:27:09.070 --> 0:27:10.649
<v Speaker 8>I lathered it up today because I got to go

0:27:10.690 --> 0:27:12.369
<v Speaker 8>to work then right to the old tailgate.

0:27:12.590 --> 0:27:15.690
<v Speaker 1>Long day for you. This is a grinder today. I

0:27:15.730 --> 0:27:17.169
<v Speaker 1>was up at three and I couldn't sleep. It was

0:27:17.190 --> 0:27:18.730
<v Speaker 1>just fantastic. Well, good for you, man.

0:27:19.400 --> 0:27:21.530
<v Speaker 10>If they're winning by 50, though, are you going to

0:27:21.570 --> 0:27:23.129
<v Speaker 10>tap out at halftime and go home, or are you

0:27:23.150 --> 0:27:23.850
<v Speaker 10>going to ride it out?

0:27:24.030 --> 0:27:25.790
<v Speaker 1>That's a great question. I've got to fire up a

0:27:25.790 --> 0:27:28.649
<v Speaker 1>workday tomorrow, first time I've ever had to do that. Oh, boy.

0:27:28.670 --> 0:27:29.469
<v Speaker 1>You know you're growing up.

0:27:29.490 --> 0:27:31.210
<v Speaker 4>Oh, man, that sucks.

0:27:31.490 --> 0:27:32.030
<v Speaker 11>Oh, boy.

0:27:32.210 --> 0:27:33.560
<v Speaker 1>But no, it's going to be good. It's going to

0:27:33.580 --> 0:27:34.280
<v Speaker 1>be great.

0:27:34.340 --> 0:27:35.879
<v Speaker 8>If we have a spicy Friday morning, we have a

0:27:35.880 --> 0:27:36.740
<v Speaker 8>spicy Friday morning.

0:27:36.920 --> 0:27:39.340
<v Speaker 1>Well said. We've all been there. Yeah. Did we really

0:27:39.380 --> 0:27:42.670
<v Speaker 1>bet on the— Yeah, I have them 45 and a half.

0:27:42.950 --> 0:27:43.910
<v Speaker 1>Do we have all those bets?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah.

0:27:44.550 --> 0:27:45.189
<v Speaker 1>I'll read them to you.

0:27:45.350 --> 0:27:47.830
<v Speaker 8>I always forget about the old February bets, you know?

0:27:48.540 --> 0:27:49.230
<v Speaker 1>Those are tough.

0:27:49.640 --> 0:27:50.040
<v Speaker 4>They're tough.

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<v Speaker 9>You guys, this is so good.

0:27:52.380 --> 0:27:53.300
<v Speaker 1>So good. Yeah, man.

0:27:53.320 --> 0:27:54.280
<v Speaker 4>It's all happening, brother.

0:27:54.540 --> 0:27:55.540
<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you?

0:27:56.040 --> 0:27:56.440
<v Speaker 4>You can.

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<v Speaker 1>Four non-blondes. One of my best friends, Jordan Wing.

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<v Speaker 4>Never heard of Jordan Wing.

0:28:03.850 --> 0:28:04.510
<v Speaker 1>Jordan Wing.

0:28:04.950 --> 0:28:06.370
<v Speaker 4>What's his nickname?

0:28:06.430 --> 0:28:06.730
<v Speaker 1>Winger?

0:28:06.750 --> 0:28:06.810
<v Speaker 8>No.

0:28:07.090 --> 0:28:07.369
<v Speaker 1>Jaw.

0:28:07.730 --> 0:28:10.219
<v Speaker 4>Jaw. Okay, yeah, not who you're talking about.

0:28:10.660 --> 0:28:16.540
<v Speaker 1>So I'm Ta, and he's Ja. My God.

0:28:17.040 --> 0:28:21.110
<v Speaker 8>So our wives are best friends, Shelby and Cess. They're

0:28:21.130 --> 0:28:24.669
<v Speaker 8>best friends from high school. And first time I met Jordan,

0:28:24.690 --> 0:28:26.910
<v Speaker 8>we almost fought. First guy I ever almost fought.

0:28:26.710 --> 0:28:28.649
<v Speaker 1>In my entire life. But now we're best friends. What

0:28:28.670 --> 0:28:31.470
<v Speaker 1>did you fight over, or almost fight over? I ran

0:28:31.550 --> 0:28:32.430
<v Speaker 1>up to Shelby.

0:28:33.160 --> 0:28:35.790
<v Speaker 8>Got a little handsy hugged her, you know what I mean?

0:28:35.869 --> 0:28:36.109
<v Speaker 3>What?

0:28:36.430 --> 0:28:36.870
<v Speaker 5>You?

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<v Speaker 1>That had to have been the first time. Don Shelby?

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<v Speaker 7>Why are you handsy?

0:28:43.410 --> 0:28:47.840
<v Speaker 1>Where's Don? So Winger says what when you get all

0:28:47.860 --> 0:28:48.660
<v Speaker 1>handsy with his gal?

0:28:48.880 --> 0:28:53.180
<v Speaker 12>Well, we're at the Kenny Chesney concert circa 2017.

0:28:53.950 --> 0:28:57.260
<v Speaker 8>And I'm probably 0.4. And I'm not, like, handsy, but

0:28:57.320 --> 0:28:58.880
<v Speaker 8>I pick her up, swing her around.

0:28:58.900 --> 0:29:02.760
<v Speaker 1>As one does. A normal high. 100%.

0:29:02.760 --> 0:29:06.480
<v Speaker 2>And he's standing there pretty angry.

0:29:07.140 --> 0:29:10.970
<v Speaker 1>Sure, put his gal down. Exactly. Don't lift up other

0:29:10.990 --> 0:29:17.330
<v Speaker 1>people's gals. They're on the same softball team. I probably

0:29:17.470 --> 0:29:17.990
<v Speaker 1>thought you were.

0:29:17.930 --> 0:29:19.710
<v Speaker 4>Going to check her oil, man. I mean, you came

0:29:19.790 --> 0:29:20.470
<v Speaker 4>in aggressive.

0:29:20.550 --> 0:29:22.729
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even know him at the time. You didn't

0:29:22.750 --> 0:29:23.030
<v Speaker 1>know him?

0:29:23.230 --> 0:29:23.990
<v Speaker 4>And you called him that?

0:29:24.880 --> 0:29:26.540
<v Speaker 1>No, Jordan. I said, Jordan, it's okay.

0:29:26.560 --> 0:29:27.480
<v Speaker 4>We're friends from high school.

0:29:28.660 --> 0:29:31.120
<v Speaker 1>And he was not too fond of that. Sure. Of course.

0:29:31.160 --> 0:29:31.980
<v Speaker 1>So then I left.

0:29:32.040 --> 0:29:34.930
<v Speaker 8>But then about five years later, when I started dating Cess,

0:29:34.950 --> 0:29:36.830
<v Speaker 8>he's around all the time. So then we're like, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we have to be friends. Now we have to

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<v Speaker 1>be friends.

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<v Speaker 13>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on.

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<v Speaker 3>So you were friends with her, not Cess?

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<v Speaker 8>So they're all a high school friend group. They all

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<v Speaker 8>went to the private high school. They went to Hill-Murray.

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<v Speaker 8>And I all went to Montemayor. So I knew all

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<v Speaker 8>of them.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, okay. Got it.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay. I wasn't aware of that, by the way.

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<v Speaker 7>Sure.

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<v Speaker 6>Sure.

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<v Speaker 1>So then we, like five years later, COVID hits. I

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<v Speaker 1>get furloughed, and I need a place to live. Furloughed? Hideous.

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<v Speaker 8>And so I will actually, my apartment rent, or like

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<v Speaker 8>that year went up.

0:30:12.560 --> 0:30:13.760
<v Speaker 1>Seth and I want to move together. We move in

0:30:13.800 --> 0:30:16.080
<v Speaker 1>their basement. So then I come fast friends with Jordan.

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<v Speaker 1>Long story, way longer.

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<v Speaker 8>We love to do karaoke, and his karaoke song is

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<v Speaker 8>Born on Blondes.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up? Oh, bro. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So.

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<v Speaker 1>He moves to Florida. He's gone. Dead to me. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I take over that song. I sing that every time

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<v Speaker 1>I go to karaoke.

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<v Speaker 10>Will you sing it in Las Vegas, November of 2026?

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<v Speaker 10>It's a lock.

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<v Speaker 1>Guaranteed.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I ask you this?

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<v Speaker 1>I've been working on a lot of songs. I literally

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<v Speaker 1>have a full set list of karaoke songs. Can't wait. Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I ask you this?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you try?

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<v Speaker 1>And I try!

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 1>Do I try? Perfect. You're my guy now.

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<v Speaker 10>Front page sports with Tommy Olsen after this.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we'll come back. Okay, before we hit sports real quick. Hi, Tommy,

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<v Speaker 4>by the way.

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<v Speaker 12>Hey, how's daddy?

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<v Speaker 4>Best day of the week, buddy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so amped, you guys. I'm so excited for Vegas.

0:31:30.490 --> 0:31:32.490
<v Speaker 1>It's like close. I know you guys were just there.

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<v Speaker 1>Right around the corner. I want to hear all about it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Circa layout, unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 10>Unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 1>Perfect. Eight plus. Perfect. It's going to be packed. The

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<v Speaker 1>numbers are massive. We're feeling good.

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<v Speaker 4>We sold a lot of rooms, but there are plenty left.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys, I'm so excited. I'm flying from New York

0:31:46.560 --> 0:31:49.320
<v Speaker 1>to you guys. That's a pretty long flight, but I'm pumped. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>of course. You know how great that's going to be? Prepared, baby. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Tickle of Matt?

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<v Speaker 1>I already got a couple new shirts. Believe it. Take

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<v Speaker 1>a little lizard.

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<v Speaker 10>Let's do front page sports. Lots to talk about, actually.

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<v Speaker 10>Do you want our bets, Cork?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll give you that. Presented by Holiday Station Stores.

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<v Speaker 1>Ice Cold Mountain Dew.

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<v Speaker 10>Four for $ 8. With our friends at Holiday.

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<v Speaker 1>Cork, can I squash some unnecessary beef? I never was

0:32:23.410 --> 0:32:25.870
<v Speaker 1>mad at you guys. I knew I was invited. That

0:32:25.890 --> 0:32:27.170
<v Speaker 1>was taken out of context. Who told us that again?

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<v Speaker 6>Garzy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah, Garzy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was in here. Can I tell you what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>I was just like, yeah, we had to record like

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<v Speaker 1>a little gopher thing.

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<v Speaker 8>And then we were done. And I was just like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>and I just said it like that. And I think

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<v Speaker 8>he just took and ran with it.

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<v Speaker 1>But the worst part about it.

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<v Speaker 10>Are you going to be there on Saturday, noon to two?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm going to be day drinking in Stillwater instead.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, well, thanks.

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<v Speaker 4>Can we join you? Because I don't want to go either.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, it's actually for a wedding thing.

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<v Speaker 8>You know, like you get married on a Friday night

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<v Speaker 8>and then the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Party goes drinking the next day.

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<v Speaker 11>Of course, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>The wedding doesn't end when the wedding is over.

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<v Speaker 1>100%. It's the full weekend. Yeah, man. Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 1>You can tell it's gopher season. He's so jacked. You guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sitting there. We record it. And then Chad comes

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<v Speaker 1>sprinting down, like hobbling down. Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And shuffle, shuffle.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, delay him, delay him. I'm like, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 8>And there's like something down the line for PA switching

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<v Speaker 8>to common or whatever, going to Fleck being on or something.

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<v Speaker 8>And he looks and we're in the score and he

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<v Speaker 8>looks out into the hallway and.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, Norto, go tell him. And it's me.

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<v Speaker 8>Standing there and I go, well, thanks. So he made

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<v Speaker 8>me for Norto, and I got really sad.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing against Norto. No, nothing against Norto.

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<v Speaker 10>No, nothing against him.

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<v Speaker 1>It just mortified you. I actually witnessed that. No big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>It just sent you into crippling depression. No offense to Norto.

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<v Speaker 13>No offense to Nardo, you just said you'd spend two

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<v Speaker 13>hours on the Stairmaster after having said that.

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<v Speaker 10>Tonight, gopher football right here on The Fan. The Gophers

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<v Speaker 10>take on Eastern Illinois on DraftKings. The Gophers are 42.5-point favorites,

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<v Speaker 10>but you guys made a bet earlier. Now, Sauce, you

0:34:11.760 --> 0:34:14.100
<v Speaker 10>have a series of bets with Tommy Olsen. A lot

0:34:14.140 --> 0:34:17.140
<v Speaker 10>of us do over the course of a week, a year,

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<v Speaker 10>a handful of years, championship bets. Draft bets, right?

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<v Speaker 1>Weekly bets. You have so many go for bets, but

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<v Speaker 1>does sauce. You have a current list. Yes, I do.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you got tonight?

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<v Speaker 7>I have Eastern Illinois plus 45 and a half for

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<v Speaker 7>a hundred bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeez.

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<v Speaker 7>I have under eight wins for two 50.

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<v Speaker 6>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. This is all from power.

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<v Speaker 4>I remember doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember under eight. Yeah. So eight is a push.

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<v Speaker 1>Eight's a push. Okay. Does that include the bull? No.

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<v Speaker 15>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Under two road wins for $ 250. That's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>a tough question.

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<v Speaker 7>Under five and a half wins, $ 100.

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<v Speaker 4>Every time you do one of these, I tell you

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<v Speaker 4>not to do it.

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<v Speaker 7>No 2027 first round pick for $ 100.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you might be in on that too, Corey.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not a bad bet.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not a bad bet either.

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<v Speaker 7>No Natty by the end of 2028 for my 2K

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<v Speaker 7>for your 500. That one's still around.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they haven't won yet.

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<v Speaker 1>I got an idea for that one. So that's 2028.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's three more seasons? Three seasons. Three more seasons.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me three seasons.

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<v Speaker 8>And if Notre Dame wins one in the next three,

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<v Speaker 8>we cut it in half.

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<v Speaker 10>But what's the upside for me? If they don't win

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<v Speaker 10>one in the next three years, do we double the bet?

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<v Speaker 10>Why would I give you a free roll to cut.

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<v Speaker 1>It in half?

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<v Speaker 8>Do you remember when the Grinch's heart comes back and

0:35:51.400 --> 0:35:52.260
<v Speaker 8>it's really small?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I couldn't relate. You could just be like, man,

0:35:56.469 --> 0:35:59.270
<v Speaker 1>just for Tom's sake. This season could get a little better.

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<v Speaker 7>For his marriage.

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<v Speaker 10>Tommy, if you can't spot the sucker in the first

0:36:02.610 --> 0:36:04.950
<v Speaker 10>30 minutes at the table, then you are the sucker.

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<v Speaker 1>Saucy, I think you're making up the eight wins.

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<v Speaker 10>It's from power to bets. Yeah, bets doesn't lie.

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<v Speaker 1>That's bad. Eight? So eight's a push. Eight's a push.

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<v Speaker 1>Does that include the bowl game?

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<v Speaker 10>No.

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<v Speaker 4>For the second time.

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<v Speaker 15>No.

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<v Speaker 1>It should never include the bowl game.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Because they win those. Well, okay, how about this?

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<v Speaker 8>My $ 10 to your $ 1, 000, Drake wins a Heisman.

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<v Speaker 4>My God, why do you do it? Just give him $ 10.

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<v Speaker 8>In the next before it doesn't have to be this

0:36:40.410 --> 0:36:44.569
<v Speaker 8>year wins just wins the Heisman or big 10 player

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<v Speaker 8>of the year, big 10 player of the year.

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<v Speaker 1>My 10 to your a thousand. No. Okay. Core. My

0:36:55.410 --> 0:36:58.290
<v Speaker 1>10 to your a thousand. That's pretty good odds. It's like,

0:36:58.310 --> 0:37:01.830
<v Speaker 1>he's probably a sauce. What are those odds? What? 10

0:37:01.830 --> 0:37:05.070
<v Speaker 1>to a thousand. 10 to a thousand.

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<v Speaker 15>Yeah.

0:37:05.719 --> 0:37:08.109
<v Speaker 1>What are those odds? Isn't that 100-1?

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<v Speaker 8>I'm guessing that's around his odds to win Big Ten players.

0:37:11.910 --> 0:37:14.590
<v Speaker 10>Maybe Big Ten player of the year. We looked it

0:37:14.630 --> 0:37:16.489
<v Speaker 10>up last week. The Heisman's longer than that.

0:37:16.590 --> 0:37:18.350
<v Speaker 8>What about to be captain of the Gophs?

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<v Speaker 1>Wasn't it like 300-1? They have 70 captains.

0:37:23.170 --> 0:37:25.350
<v Speaker 10>You might be a captain. Wasn't that what Drake was,

0:37:25.370 --> 0:37:29.969
<v Speaker 10>like 300-1? Jordan Heisman, something like that. We looked it up,

0:37:29.989 --> 0:37:31.029
<v Speaker 10>but now I'm forgetting what it was.

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<v Speaker 8>I think on this team, we have over 11 guys

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<v Speaker 8>get drafted in the next two years.

0:37:35.860 --> 0:37:37.600
<v Speaker 1>They're willing to make that bet. Over, under, that or

0:37:37.739 --> 0:37:41.839
<v Speaker 1>captains tonight? That's a pretty good bet. Thank you.

0:37:42.180 --> 0:37:44.980
<v Speaker 8>I think there are usually about six to 11 captains

0:37:45.060 --> 0:37:45.470
<v Speaker 8>per game.

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<v Speaker 1>On both sides of the ball.

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<v Speaker 4>You mean you drink six to 11?

0:37:48.950 --> 0:37:49.230
<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of that, can't wait. I'm having a tailgate tonight

0:37:51.969 --> 0:37:56.370
<v Speaker 1>if you guys can come. What up? Are you coming? Brilliant. Oh, no,

0:37:56.410 --> 0:37:58.150
<v Speaker 1>just save it. Save it for my birthday. That's okay.

0:37:58.190 --> 0:37:59.049
<v Speaker 4>I'm saving it for your birthday.

0:37:59.070 --> 0:38:00.049
<v Speaker 1>Which weekend is your birthday again?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to tell you.

0:38:02.130 --> 0:38:04.089
<v Speaker 1>I don't have it in my calendar. It's the highway.

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<v Speaker 1>It's homecoming. You have to come.

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<v Speaker 10>I don't think I've ever been back from, but again,

0:38:08.580 --> 0:38:09.720
<v Speaker 10>I never went to spring jam.

0:38:09.760 --> 0:38:13.580
<v Speaker 1>I just wasn't a true spring jam. No, I didn't

0:38:13.600 --> 0:38:17.160
<v Speaker 1>go to prom. I don't do things from, okay. Real question.

0:38:17.180 --> 0:38:17.919
<v Speaker 1>Did you not go to prom?

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<v Speaker 8>Cause you don't like dressing up?

0:38:19.680 --> 0:38:22.610
<v Speaker 10>No, I couldn't find a gal that I wanted to

0:38:22.650 --> 0:38:25.670
<v Speaker 10>go with. A hundred percent true guy. I've seen the

0:38:25.710 --> 0:38:26.810
<v Speaker 10>pictures when you look like Eminem.

0:38:26.870 --> 0:38:27.250
<v Speaker 1>I've seen him.

0:38:28.000 --> 0:38:30.319
<v Speaker 10>Okay, that was also when I was 19 and had

0:38:30.719 --> 0:38:33.420
<v Speaker 10>ridiculously bad dyed blonde hair because it was the summer

0:38:33.680 --> 0:38:34.580
<v Speaker 10>after I graduated.

0:38:34.600 --> 0:38:36.540
<v Speaker 1>I think you looked really good. That is not true.

0:38:36.640 --> 0:38:37.700
<v Speaker 1>It was a good look. Not true.

0:38:37.719 --> 0:38:38.140
<v Speaker 4>You tried.

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<v Speaker 13>Oh, my God.

0:38:40.060 --> 0:38:40.410
<v Speaker 8>Did what?

0:38:40.469 --> 0:38:42.590
<v Speaker 1>Tried. Perfect.

0:38:42.890 --> 0:38:43.330
<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

0:38:44.590 --> 0:38:47.310
<v Speaker 1>What were we just talking about again there? Who knows? Sports.

0:38:47.410 --> 0:38:49.650
<v Speaker 1>The women he used to get. Oh, no, no. It

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<v Speaker 1>was strikeout central.

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<v Speaker 14>God.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this is going to be tough. But, like, eight wins.

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<v Speaker 1>We just got to do what we're supposed to do.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. And we'll get eight wins.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, Thomas.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>You ready for this?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's hear it.

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<v Speaker 2>The 2026 high school football season starts tonight statewide. 99

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<v Speaker 2>games kick off Thursday, 72 more on Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>Some trivia to start.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know who was the last outstate team to

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<v Speaker 2>win the big school championship?

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<v Speaker 1>That answer in just a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>Today, we highlight three of this year's powerhouses, starting with Minnetonka,

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<v Speaker 2>led by quarterback Caden Gutzmer, a North Dakota commit. The

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<v Speaker 2>Skippers open up play tonight at Eastridge. Then there's Shakopee,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe the most loaded lineup in the state. The Sabres

0:39:36.450 --> 0:39:39.489
<v Speaker 2>have been building for success the last several years.

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<v Speaker 4>They host Eagan.

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<v Speaker 2>And we finish up today with Moorhead, poised to get

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<v Speaker 2>back to the finals behind the state's top passer, future

0:39:48.260 --> 0:39:52.910
<v Speaker 2>gopher Jet Feeney. The Spuds are at Rogers tonight. And

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<v Speaker 2>they're also the answer to our trivia question. Moorhead, the

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<v Speaker 2>last out-state team to win the big school championship.

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<v Speaker 1>That was back in 1987. I'm Ryan Phelps.

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<v Speaker 2>They're probably going to win.

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<v Speaker 1>It this year. They have three Gophers on their team. Three!

0:40:08.719 --> 0:40:12.580
<v Speaker 10>How many times has Chisago Lakes won the Natty?

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<v Speaker 1>They're horrible.

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<v Speaker 4>Speaking of Moorhead, the Spuds.

0:40:18.500 --> 0:40:22.480
<v Speaker 4>You know that that is the only city Rosie owns

0:40:22.540 --> 0:40:23.900
<v Speaker 4>a t-shirt for that he's never been to.

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<v Speaker 11>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, come on, man.

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<v Speaker 8>You know Chisago opened up against Hill Murray tonight?

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<v Speaker 1>That's not going to be good. No, you guys are

0:40:34.630 --> 0:40:36.730
<v Speaker 1>not good. Are you guys still running the wing tee?

0:40:37.110 --> 0:40:41.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. We're running. Who does Wayne go to prom?

0:40:41.880 --> 0:40:44.500
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what we do. Do you identify as

0:40:44.660 --> 0:40:47.700
<v Speaker 1>a Wyzetta Trojan now? No, of course not. I'm a Wildcat.

0:40:47.760 --> 0:40:50.319
<v Speaker 1>Of course. Never went to Wyzetta. Yeah, good for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Kids did, or do, but yeah. You're going to be

0:40:53.550 --> 0:40:55.489
<v Speaker 1>in Shizaga to the day you die. Yeah. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>made the Hoff yet?

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<v Speaker 8>No.

0:40:57.810 --> 0:41:00.169
<v Speaker 1>You haven't? I don't think we have a Hoff in Shizaga.

0:41:00.230 --> 0:41:03.250
<v Speaker 1>The Hall of Fame. I don't think we have a Hoff.

0:41:03.270 --> 0:41:04.510
<v Speaker 1>Did he make your Hoff yet?

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<v Speaker 8>No.

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<v Speaker 1>He should. What about that other really good guy on

0:41:07.250 --> 0:41:07.529
<v Speaker 1>your team?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah, he's in.

0:41:08.090 --> 0:41:09.620
<v Speaker 1>Curtis Enos. Curtis Enos, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>He's in.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you guys have to? You called him Enos the Penis.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys had to, didn't you?

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<v Speaker 4>You did not call him that. He was much bigger

0:41:15.800 --> 0:41:16.080
<v Speaker 4>than you.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but he must have had a hog on him,

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<v Speaker 1>so you call Enos the Penis. Take a deep breath, please.

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<v Speaker 10>You know, I know you two think everybody needs a nickname.

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<v Speaker 10>We'll do what really matters after this scores and stats

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<v Speaker 10>around the world of sports, including the breakdown of this

0:41:34.700 --> 0:41:37.469
<v Speaker 10>Kawhi Leonard thing. We mentioned a couple of weeks ago, like, Hey,

0:41:37.969 --> 0:41:39.110
<v Speaker 10>the wolves got the book.

0:41:38.930 --> 0:41:39.529
<v Speaker 1>Thrown at him.

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<v Speaker 10>If the Clippers did this, they need to get severely punished.

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<v Speaker 1>And they did.

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<v Speaker 10>They are, as the kids like to say, cooked. They

0:41:49.550 --> 0:41:52.670
<v Speaker 10>are cooked for like the next decade plus. They're in

0:41:52.969 --> 0:41:55.089
<v Speaker 10>a tough spot. We'll talk about that after this. This

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<v Speaker 10>is the Power Trip Morning Show on The Fan. The Fan.

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<v Speaker 1>Our iHeartRadio Music Festival. Presented by Capital One. Is coming

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<v Speaker 1>back to Las Vegas. September 18th and 19th at T-Mobile Arena.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, welcome back to the Morning Show. Nolan Teasley spoke

0:42:20.320 --> 0:42:21.260
<v Speaker 4>to the press yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>He was asked about how's JJ's health.

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<v Speaker 1>He's practiced for the last two days. So the issue

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<v Speaker 1>of the ankle is on the other side of that? Yeah,

0:42:30.810 --> 0:42:33.280
<v Speaker 1>he's practiced for the last two days. There you go.

0:42:34.070 --> 0:42:35.350
<v Speaker 1>Short answers.

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<v Speaker 3>He was more vociferous in this answer. When they asked

0:42:40.380 --> 0:42:42.660
<v Speaker 3>him about his upside, JJ's upside, well, first of all,

0:42:42.680 --> 0:42:45.160
<v Speaker 3>they said, will he be on the roster on, you know,

0:42:45.239 --> 0:42:45.880
<v Speaker 3>first game of the season?

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<v Speaker 4>He goes, yes. Unequivocally. Unequivocally. And then he said this.

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<v Speaker 6>He's really talented. I think I said that from the jump, right?

0:42:52.910 --> 0:42:55.670
<v Speaker 6>He was picked in the first round for a reason.

0:42:56.150 --> 0:42:59.910
<v Speaker 6>A really good arm strength. Underrated athlete. And looking forward

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<v Speaker 6>to how he continues to develop in this system. I

0:43:02.950 --> 0:43:05.009
<v Speaker 6>think the thing you need to keep in mind with

0:43:05.050 --> 0:43:08.310
<v Speaker 6>JJ is that he plays, he has the hardest job

0:43:08.760 --> 0:43:13.069
<v Speaker 6>in sport. OK, he's only started 10 games and his

0:43:13.090 --> 0:43:13.770
<v Speaker 6>story is not written.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, but don't forget, again, this is not Nolan Teasley.

0:43:17.210 --> 0:43:20.010
<v Speaker 10>This is every GM in sports. They're basically their job

0:43:20.070 --> 0:43:20.530
<v Speaker 10>is to lie.

0:43:21.320 --> 0:43:21.510
<v Speaker 1>Right.

0:43:21.719 --> 0:43:24.560
<v Speaker 10>It's why would they ever tell us 100 percent the truth?

0:43:24.739 --> 0:43:28.220
<v Speaker 10>They really shouldn't. If you believe the reports from last weekend,

0:43:28.880 --> 0:43:31.259
<v Speaker 10>they were looking for deals to move J.J. McCarthy and

0:43:31.280 --> 0:43:33.480
<v Speaker 10>couldn't find one that they liked. So I'm sure a

0:43:33.520 --> 0:43:34.900
<v Speaker 10>lot of the things that he said about J.J. 's

0:43:34.960 --> 0:43:37.140
<v Speaker 10>upside quote are true. But the whole like, oh, yeah,

0:43:37.160 --> 0:43:39.020
<v Speaker 10>he's going to be here week one. You don't think

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<v Speaker 10>if they got a good offer in the next week

0:43:40.540 --> 0:43:42.239
<v Speaker 10>and a half, they wouldn't say.

0:43:42.680 --> 0:43:46.160
<v Speaker 1>See ya? I think they would. 100%. So he's got

0:43:46.180 --> 0:43:47.960
<v Speaker 1>to say that because JJ's on the roster. He doesn't

0:43:47.980 --> 0:43:48.420
<v Speaker 1>have a choice.

0:43:48.440 --> 0:43:52.100
<v Speaker 10>So he might still think JJ's got a chance. He

0:43:52.140 --> 0:43:54.180
<v Speaker 10>might still think he's a talented kid. He might still

0:43:54.219 --> 0:43:57.520
<v Speaker 10>think he has a future. He's not going to tell us, yeah,

0:43:57.540 --> 0:43:58.739
<v Speaker 10>we're actively trying to trade him.

0:43:58.820 --> 0:44:01.180
<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to get this guy out of here.

0:44:01.300 --> 0:44:03.779
<v Speaker 3>He basically did just say, he's a first-round pick.

0:44:03.800 --> 0:44:05.020
<v Speaker 4>We're not going to just cut him.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, right. Which is fine. Yeah, of course.

0:44:07.160 --> 0:44:07.819
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, right.

0:44:07.920 --> 0:44:10.410
<v Speaker 1>No. And they shouldn't. They should get something for it.

0:44:10.410 --> 0:44:12.910
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<v Speaker 10>The NBA announced the punishment for the Los Angeles Clippers

0:44:24.640 --> 0:44:25.200
<v Speaker 10>of Anaheim.

0:44:25.320 --> 0:44:27.240
<v Speaker 1>Holy cow. So crazy.

0:44:28.120 --> 0:44:31.340
<v Speaker 10>They circumvented the salary cap when they signed Kawhi Leonard

0:44:31.380 --> 0:44:34.700
<v Speaker 10>a handful of years ago. And after a long investigation,

0:44:34.739 --> 0:44:36.819
<v Speaker 10>the NBA said unequivocally they did this.

0:44:37.219 --> 0:44:37.359
<v Speaker 2>So.

0:44:38.110 --> 0:44:40.730
<v Speaker 10>You're going down. So here's what the Clippers are doing.

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<v Speaker 10>They're losing five first-round picks.

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<v Speaker 13>2029, 2030.

0:44:44.840 --> 0:44:45.130
<v Speaker 1>That's so bad.

0:44:45.140 --> 0:44:45.239
<v Speaker 8>Wow.

0:44:45.239 --> 0:44:46.620
<v Speaker 1>2029, 2030, 2031, 2032, and 2033. Five straight years starting

0:44:46.640 --> 0:44:47.680
<v Speaker 1>in 2029. I'll never see their last non-pick.

0:44:47.700 --> 0:44:49.110
<v Speaker 10>They also are fined an NBA record $ 30 million. Now,

0:44:49.140 --> 0:44:51.219
<v Speaker 10>this is the point where I should probably mention that

0:44:51.239 --> 0:44:51.580
<v Speaker 10>Steve Ballmer.

0:45:07.340 --> 0:45:13.900
<v Speaker 10>Is worth $ 150 billion. So the $ 30 million, legitimately, he

0:45:13.940 --> 0:45:16.160
<v Speaker 10>doesn't give two S's about the $ 30 million.

0:45:16.180 --> 0:45:16.940
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, correct.

0:45:17.260 --> 0:45:19.580
<v Speaker 10>What he cares about, and this is why the NBA

0:45:19.820 --> 0:45:22.660
<v Speaker 10>kicked him right in the crotch, is he's suspended for

0:45:22.700 --> 0:45:24.450
<v Speaker 10>a year, can't be a part of the team at all,

0:45:24.890 --> 0:45:26.410
<v Speaker 10>can't be a part of the league at all.

0:45:26.570 --> 0:45:27.470
<v Speaker 1>Ballmer can't?

0:45:27.510 --> 0:45:30.109
<v Speaker 10>Yeah, no league activities, can't be a part of the team.

0:45:30.130 --> 0:45:32.920
<v Speaker 10>He has to step away for a full year. But

0:45:32.940 --> 0:45:36.109
<v Speaker 10>he also just neutered his team for the foreseeable future, right?

0:45:36.120 --> 0:45:38.989
<v Speaker 10>Because not only are you losing five first-round picks, and

0:45:39.170 --> 0:45:41.670
<v Speaker 10>as the Wolves saw a quarter of a century ago,

0:45:41.690 --> 0:45:43.890
<v Speaker 10>and we'll get to that in a second, it not

0:45:43.930 --> 0:45:48.730
<v Speaker 10>only neuters you short-term, it destroys you because your base

0:45:48.790 --> 0:45:52.780
<v Speaker 10>is gone. Free agents have almost no interest in going

0:45:52.800 --> 0:45:55.399
<v Speaker 10>there because they know that the funnel of talent isn't

0:45:55.460 --> 0:45:58.880
<v Speaker 10>following them, right? So they're screwed for a decade.

0:45:58.920 --> 0:45:59.760
<v Speaker 1>Ballmer's 70, right?

0:46:00.760 --> 0:46:02.980
<v Speaker 10>Oh, you basically just said you really want to bring

0:46:03.020 --> 0:46:04.040
<v Speaker 10>a championship to LA.

0:46:04.340 --> 0:46:08.200
<v Speaker 1>You cheated. Now you're screwed for the next like 10 years. Yeah. Oh,

0:46:08.380 --> 0:46:10.300
<v Speaker 1>that's that's forget the money.

0:46:10.620 --> 0:46:13.339
<v Speaker 10>It's it's stripping Balmer of a legitimate chance of ever

0:46:13.380 --> 0:46:18.120
<v Speaker 10>putting a team together. According to all sources, the trade

0:46:18.140 --> 0:46:21.609
<v Speaker 10>with the Raptors is still expected to go through. Sham says, yeah,

0:46:21.640 --> 0:46:24.230
<v Speaker 10>now that's back on. So Kawhi is going to the Raptors.

0:46:24.950 --> 0:46:27.330
<v Speaker 10>The handful of picks and stuff is going back to LA.

0:46:27.350 --> 0:46:30.169
<v Speaker 10>So they get some equity back. but they're still losing

0:46:30.210 --> 0:46:34.020
<v Speaker 10>first-round picks for five straight years starting in 2029.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, and the difference between what happened here and what

0:46:37.410 --> 0:46:40.969
<v Speaker 7>happened in L.A. is at least L.A., and you are correct, though,

0:46:41.010 --> 0:46:43.410
<v Speaker 7>that they can't really build a team, but they have

0:46:43.450 --> 0:46:46.140
<v Speaker 7>the advantage of free agency and living in L.A. When

0:46:46.160 --> 0:46:51.360
<v Speaker 7>this happened to the Timberwolves, nobody wanted to come here regardless, right?

0:46:51.760 --> 0:46:54.360
<v Speaker 7>And you lose all those draft picks. This is the

0:46:54.480 --> 0:46:56.540
<v Speaker 7>NBA's version of the death penalty.

0:46:56.580 --> 0:46:57.080
<v Speaker 1>Pretty close.

0:46:57.140 --> 0:46:59.620
<v Speaker 10>So the Wolves back in the day had a $ 3

0:46:59.180 --> 0:47:03.739
<v Speaker 10>million fine. They forfeited five first-round picks, but two of

0:47:03.800 --> 0:47:07.469
<v Speaker 10>them ended up getting returned. So you wonder if the

0:47:07.550 --> 0:47:11.450
<v Speaker 10>NBA does something similar with the Clippers, where if they're on, quote,

0:47:11.510 --> 0:47:14.330
<v Speaker 10>good behavior, whatever that means, they end up giving one

0:47:14.350 --> 0:47:15.069
<v Speaker 10>or two of them back.

0:47:15.190 --> 0:47:15.569
<v Speaker 1>Don't know.

0:47:16.050 --> 0:47:18.719
<v Speaker 10>Glenn Taylor was also suspended for one year, which gave

0:47:18.760 --> 0:47:22.620
<v Speaker 10>him a lot of time to roast chickens alive. General

0:47:22.640 --> 0:47:25.239
<v Speaker 10>Manager Kevin McHale got suspended for a year back in

0:47:25.260 --> 0:47:26.000
<v Speaker 10>the day as well.

0:47:26.160 --> 0:47:26.700
<v Speaker 1>Everybody did.

0:47:26.719 --> 0:47:28.399
<v Speaker 10>Now, again, that was just the Wolves trying to pay

0:47:28.460 --> 0:47:32.760
<v Speaker 10>Joe Smith under the table. This was having outside clients

0:47:32.940 --> 0:47:35.620
<v Speaker 10>give him ridiculous endorsement contracts.

0:47:36.060 --> 0:47:38.660
<v Speaker 1>And didn't they pay his uncle like $ 700, 000? Yeah.

0:47:38.680 --> 0:47:43.080
<v Speaker 10>Yeah, so that's also going back. So Kawhi Leonard, by

0:47:43.100 --> 0:47:45.759
<v Speaker 10>the way, is not getting suspended. He is going to

0:47:45.780 --> 0:47:48.580
<v Speaker 10>have to pay the NBA $ 700, 000.

0:47:48.260 --> 0:47:50.000
<v Speaker 1>Which is nothing for him. No.

0:47:50.280 --> 0:47:53.120
<v Speaker 10>And according to the story I read this morning, the

0:47:54.120 --> 0:47:58.060
<v Speaker 10>players union is basically saying that Kawhi got taken advantage

0:47:58.120 --> 0:47:59.160
<v Speaker 10>of by his uncle.

0:47:59.780 --> 0:48:03.110
<v Speaker 1>And that he was mostly innocent in all this. Really?

0:48:03.130 --> 0:48:05.220
<v Speaker 10>I don't know how much I buy that, but that

0:48:05.260 --> 0:48:06.160
<v Speaker 10>might be harder to prove.

0:48:06.200 --> 0:48:09.020
<v Speaker 1>Just like lawyers looked into it or something? Pablo Torre.

0:48:09.410 --> 0:48:13.600
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, Pablo Torre started it. He does a podcast. He

0:48:13.680 --> 0:48:15.920
<v Speaker 7>used to work for ESPN. He's outstanding.

0:48:16.660 --> 0:48:19.819
<v Speaker 1>You'd recognize his face. He was just like, this is fishy.

0:48:19.880 --> 0:48:20.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to look into it.

0:48:21.239 --> 0:48:24.610
<v Speaker 7>I'm sure he got a source from somebody. He said

0:48:24.630 --> 0:48:28.170
<v Speaker 7>it on his podcast months ago. I thought it was a... He.

0:48:28.510 --> 0:48:30.109
<v Speaker 1>Just goes, this doesn't feel right. I'm going to figure

0:48:30.130 --> 0:48:32.410
<v Speaker 1>this out. He said it was happening.

0:48:32.450 --> 0:48:36.000
<v Speaker 13>He fully exposed everything that was going on. The Clippers

0:48:36.980 --> 0:48:41.830
<v Speaker 13>adamantly denied it. A bunch of former NBA players were

0:48:41.930 --> 0:48:44.270
<v Speaker 13>on his ass and saying that he was wrong. Mark

0:48:44.290 --> 0:48:47.029
<v Speaker 13>Cuban and Mark Cuban were having public debates about it.

0:48:47.180 --> 0:48:51.180
<v Speaker 1>What? Yeah. It's been a saga. Well, good for him.

0:48:51.239 --> 0:48:52.520
<v Speaker 1>This is the same bomber stuff, right?

0:48:52.600 --> 0:48:52.860
<v Speaker 12>Right.

0:48:52.900 --> 0:48:53.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:48:53.500 --> 0:48:56.880
<v Speaker 7>He had a nice little victory parade yesterday on social media.

0:48:56.920 --> 0:48:59.319
<v Speaker 1>He should. He should, yeah. What was the Kentucky guy?

0:48:59.950 --> 0:49:02.350
<v Speaker 1>There's Kat, right? You guys said take Kat over. Oh,

0:49:02.850 --> 0:49:06.660
<v Speaker 1>Jaleel Okafor. Yeah, but PA wanted Willie Cully Stein. Oh,

0:49:06.719 --> 0:49:08.980
<v Speaker 1>my God. But what really matters is this.

0:49:09.000 --> 0:49:11.680
<v Speaker 4>I can't say I blame him. I don't know who

0:49:11.719 --> 0:49:12.060
<v Speaker 4>that person is.

0:49:12.060 --> 0:49:14.050
<v Speaker 1>You love Willie Cully Stein, right?

0:49:14.180 --> 0:49:15.270
<v Speaker 4>I like people with three names.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to do it anyway. I loaded it in.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you guys know who Aaron Sorkin is?

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<v Speaker 1>Sure.

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<v Speaker 4>He's got a new movie coming out called The Social Reckoning.

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<v Speaker 4>It's about Facebook.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the second of the two.

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<v Speaker 3>The first one was about the development of Facebook. This

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<v Speaker 3>one is about when it was exposed what Facebook did

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<v Speaker 3>and knew what they were doing. And I heard an

0:49:40.760 --> 0:49:43.440
<v Speaker 3>interview with Esquire this morning with Aaron Sorkin, and it

0:49:43.480 --> 0:49:45.700
<v Speaker 3>was very, very interesting. And there were two parts in

0:49:45.719 --> 0:49:48.739
<v Speaker 3>particular that I took out of it. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>play you the first one here. The movie comes out

0:49:51.030 --> 0:49:53.029
<v Speaker 3>on the 9th of October, by the way. This is

0:49:53.390 --> 0:49:55.830
<v Speaker 3>at the end, him talking about the size of Facebook.

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<v Speaker 4>So check this out.

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<v Speaker 14>What social media was in 2010 when the social network

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<v Speaker 14>came out, and certainly what it was in in the

0:50:04.910 --> 0:50:07.940
<v Speaker 14>mid-aughts when Facebook was invented.

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<v Speaker 9>It's very different than what it is now.

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<v Speaker 5>First of all, when the social network ends, we put

0:50:14.020 --> 0:50:18.430
<v Speaker 5>up on the screen that it has 500 million users,

0:50:18.510 --> 0:50:21.410
<v Speaker 5>which it was meant to elicit a gasp from the

0:50:21.469 --> 0:50:22.870
<v Speaker 5>audience that it could have that many.

0:50:22.890 --> 0:50:23.890
<v Speaker 1>It's quaint now.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's 2.8 billion now, which, as one of the

0:50:27.690 --> 0:50:31.180
<v Speaker 5>characters of the movie points out, is more than twice

0:50:31.219 --> 0:50:34.319
<v Speaker 5>the size of the largest country on Earth. I don't

0:50:34.340 --> 0:50:36.820
<v Speaker 5>want to get the stat wrong, but it's about a

0:50:36.940 --> 0:50:40.140
<v Speaker 5>third of American adults get their news from Facebook.

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<v Speaker 9>That is very dangerous.

0:50:44.260 --> 0:50:47.040
<v Speaker 5>We're no longer agreeing that the sky is blue and

0:50:47.100 --> 0:50:49.140
<v Speaker 5>two plus two equals four.

0:50:49.840 --> 0:50:52.759
<v Speaker 9>And people are living their lives online.

0:50:53.590 --> 0:50:56.650
<v Speaker 1>So obviously it has a corrosive effect on everything.

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<v Speaker 9>It does. By the way, let me be clear.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think that Mark Zuckerberg ever intended for it

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<v Speaker 5>to have a corrosive effect. I think his intentions were

0:51:06.969 --> 0:51:10.540
<v Speaker 5>always good. He was somebody who, like a lot of people,

0:51:11.980 --> 0:51:18.989
<v Speaker 5>had difficulty fitting into the social structure of college life.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's interesting, right? Those numbers are sounding. And if

0:51:22.660 --> 0:51:23.940
<v Speaker 3>you think about it, I thought about this on the

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<v Speaker 3>way in. Most of those people, I wouldn't say most,

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of those people are people my age because

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<v Speaker 3>young kids don't use Facebook at all anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 4>But the people who vote are the ones, you know

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<v Speaker 4>what I mean, right?

0:51:32.580 --> 0:51:33.020
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:51:33.100 --> 0:51:35.120
<v Speaker 4>But here's the, and then I got one more for you.

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<v Speaker 3>This is, he, and apparently part of the social reckoning,

0:51:40.550 --> 0:51:41.730
<v Speaker 3>a big part of it, Corey, is going to be

0:51:42.450 --> 0:51:47.969
<v Speaker 3>how much responsibility Facebook itself has for what happened on

0:51:48.010 --> 0:51:51.219
<v Speaker 3>January 6th. And he makes a really good point here.

0:51:51.680 --> 0:51:54.660
<v Speaker 3>And I had never heard this before. This is pretty interesting.

0:51:54.840 --> 0:52:01.150
<v Speaker 9>Facebook did in 2018. They were in trouble.

0:52:01.450 --> 0:52:05.190
<v Speaker 5>Engagement was going down. Their users were getting older. There

0:52:05.230 --> 0:52:10.000
<v Speaker 5>was competition from TikTok. And they had to do something.

0:52:10.239 --> 0:52:15.340
<v Speaker 5>And so they retuned their algorithm. whereas it used to

0:52:15.380 --> 0:52:18.640
<v Speaker 5>be that the best thing you could say to the

0:52:18.739 --> 0:52:22.380
<v Speaker 5>algorithm was that you liked something. They retuned the algorithm

0:52:22.520 --> 0:52:25.480
<v Speaker 5>so that a comment was worth five times as much

0:52:25.520 --> 0:52:28.640
<v Speaker 5>as a like, an emoji was worth 15 times as

0:52:28.700 --> 0:52:30.799
<v Speaker 5>much as a like, I'm not sure why, but the

0:52:30.840 --> 0:52:34.129
<v Speaker 5>important thing is that a reshare, henceforth, would be worth

0:52:34.130 --> 0:52:36.270
<v Speaker 5>30 times as much as a like.

0:52:36.750 --> 0:52:38.149
<v Speaker 9>Why is that significant?

0:52:38.550 --> 0:52:41.890
<v Speaker 5>Because they knew that the things that get reshared the

0:52:41.969 --> 0:52:46.109
<v Speaker 5>most are rage bait. And so they began pumping into

0:52:46.140 --> 0:52:49.410
<v Speaker 5>the water supply and the air supply all.

0:52:49.290 --> 0:52:54.810
<v Speaker 9>This stuff intended to make you mad. Certainly draw a

0:52:54.830 --> 0:52:55.450
<v Speaker 9>line from that.

0:52:55.370 --> 0:52:57.270
<v Speaker 1>To January 6th.

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<v Speaker 4>Interesting. I can't wait to see this movie. Did you

0:52:59.610 --> 0:53:00.069
<v Speaker 4>guys see the.

0:53:00.050 --> 0:53:03.529
<v Speaker 1>Cast of this movie? It's unbelievable. No, who's in it?

0:53:04.050 --> 0:53:05.040
<v Speaker 1>Jeremy Allen White.

0:53:05.060 --> 0:53:06.640
<v Speaker 4>He is Mark Zuckerberg.

0:53:07.040 --> 0:53:09.600
<v Speaker 1>No, that's Jeremy Strong. Jeremy Strong's from Succession.

0:53:09.660 --> 0:53:10.259
<v Speaker 4>Oh, that guy?

0:53:12.969 --> 0:53:13.590
<v Speaker 1>It's Kendall.

0:53:13.950 --> 0:53:14.230
<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

0:53:14.410 --> 0:53:14.730
<v Speaker 1>Oh, wow.

0:53:15.150 --> 0:53:15.370
<v Speaker 11>Yeah.

0:53:15.550 --> 0:53:17.910
<v Speaker 1>Stud. Yeah, he's a fantastic actor. So good.

0:53:17.950 --> 0:53:19.820
<v Speaker 10>And then Jeremy Allen White's also in it, and he's

0:53:20.200 --> 0:53:21.120
<v Speaker 10>the lead on The Bear.

0:53:21.140 --> 0:53:21.400
<v Speaker 11>The Bear.

0:53:21.460 --> 0:53:21.640
<v Speaker 14>Yep.

0:53:22.020 --> 0:53:23.680
<v Speaker 13>Mikey Madison from Menorah.

0:53:23.700 --> 0:53:24.820
<v Speaker 4>That's not The Bear you watch.

0:53:25.340 --> 0:53:27.239
<v Speaker 1>No, The Bear. The one that Dave Schwartz hates.

0:53:27.320 --> 0:53:27.560
<v Speaker 11>Yeah.

0:53:28.180 --> 0:53:31.860
<v Speaker 1>The TV show. No way, Jose. It's a TV show.

0:53:33.060 --> 0:53:34.360
<v Speaker 1>I was going to say, I've never heard of that.

0:53:34.800 --> 0:53:35.840
<v Speaker 1>You guys, we made it.

0:53:37.420 --> 0:53:38.219
<v Speaker 9>It's game day.

0:53:38.239 --> 0:53:38.489
<v Speaker 12>Game day.

0:53:38.590 --> 0:53:40.370
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't sleep either, Tom. What time are you up?

0:53:40.410 --> 0:53:40.629
<v Speaker 15>Three?

0:53:40.650 --> 0:53:41.549
<v Speaker 10>Oh, yeah.

0:53:41.610 --> 0:53:44.730
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's normal Thursdays. Three to five. That's great. That's

0:53:44.930 --> 0:53:46.090
<v Speaker 1>the best.

0:53:46.550 --> 0:53:48.529
<v Speaker 4>We'll talk about that here in a minute.

0:53:48.550 --> 0:53:51.690
<v Speaker 1>Where's Liam? Maybe he didn't pass. He said seven o'clock

0:53:51.710 --> 0:53:52.090
<v Speaker 1>at seven.

0:53:52.130 --> 0:53:53.510
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he comes in at seven. Oh, yeah.

0:53:53.550 --> 0:53:55.850
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty cool about Facebook, though. I never really knew that.

0:53:55.870 --> 0:53:57.030
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's interesting.

0:53:57.070 --> 0:53:58.320
<v Speaker 1>Massive amounts of people.

0:53:58.340 --> 0:54:00.860
<v Speaker 8>I don't get what he means, like times 30 times five.

0:54:00.900 --> 0:54:02.920
<v Speaker 1>What does that mean? Well, um.

0:54:05.360 --> 0:54:08.600
<v Speaker 4>The amount of... Okay, if you share something.

0:54:09.580 --> 0:54:10.520
<v Speaker 1>The stickiness kind of.

0:54:10.540 --> 0:54:13.110
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if you share something, that means you agree with it.

0:54:13.140 --> 0:54:15.560
<v Speaker 3>So it gives you 30 times that amount of that

0:54:15.620 --> 0:54:16.440
<v Speaker 3>what you just shared.

0:54:16.739 --> 0:54:18.140
<v Speaker 1>Oh, onto your feed? Yeah.

0:54:18.239 --> 0:54:20.520
<v Speaker 13>And it's way more likely to pop up on somebody

0:54:20.600 --> 0:54:21.900
<v Speaker 13>else's feed.

0:54:21.960 --> 0:54:23.719
<v Speaker 4>If you like something, it would give you something you

0:54:23.739 --> 0:54:26.440
<v Speaker 4>like back. Now, if you share something, it gives you

0:54:26.440 --> 0:54:29.120
<v Speaker 4>30 times that. That's why you get so much pornography.

0:54:29.140 --> 0:54:31.470
<v Speaker 1>So more likely to go viral. On Instagram, when I've

0:54:31.489 --> 0:54:32.710
<v Speaker 1>told you what's on my feed.

0:54:32.810 --> 0:54:32.989
<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

0:54:33.600 --> 0:54:34.140
<v Speaker 1>That's why.

0:54:34.219 --> 0:54:36.540
<v Speaker 4>I got to show you something, by the way. Okay,

0:54:37.700 --> 0:54:38.080
<v Speaker 4>sounds good.

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<v Speaker 1>More of the Power Trip Morning Show. More of what

0:54:41.370 --> 0:54:41.950
<v Speaker 1>really matters.

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<v Speaker 10>More Gopher football talk with the Fargo Flash. Tommy Olsen,

0:54:45.230 --> 0:54:47.310
<v Speaker 10>Ben Lieber on his way in. More after this on

0:54:47.330 --> 0:54:47.669
<v Speaker 10>The Fan.

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<v Speaker 1>The Fan.

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<v Speaker 10>From the 1-800-ASK-GARY-TRAFFIC-CENTER.

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<v Speaker 4>Tommy and I just need a treaty over here.

0:55:13.920 --> 0:55:15.960
<v Speaker 1>What kind of a treaty?

0:55:15.980 --> 0:55:17.920
<v Speaker 4>We have an order of events.

0:55:17.940 --> 0:55:18.450
<v Speaker 14>I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>Order of.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this terrible?

0:55:23.020 --> 0:55:23.740
<v Speaker 4>Not even close.

0:55:23.840 --> 0:55:26.170
<v Speaker 1>Oh, okay. It's something, you know, I used to do

0:55:26.190 --> 0:55:28.069
<v Speaker 1>it for Eddie, too, so it's all good. Well, that

0:55:28.090 --> 0:55:28.750
<v Speaker 1>could be anything.

0:55:29.710 --> 0:55:31.650
<v Speaker 10>All right, let's do more of what really matters, but

0:55:31.670 --> 0:55:34.090
<v Speaker 10>we can kind of slowly transition into the world of

0:55:34.110 --> 0:55:34.989
<v Speaker 10>college football and.

0:55:35.219 --> 0:55:35.739
<v Speaker 1>What's going on.

0:55:35.780 --> 0:55:38.299
<v Speaker 10>Because, yes, go for football tonight, 7 o'clock, right here

0:55:38.340 --> 0:55:40.779
<v Speaker 10>on The Fan. Pre-game, I assume at 5? Yes, sir.

0:55:41.620 --> 0:55:43.540
<v Speaker 1>Eastern Illinois, they....

0:55:44.710 --> 0:55:46.390
<v Speaker 10>One last week, Fargo, they're one of the teams that's

0:55:46.410 --> 0:55:50.230
<v Speaker 10>already played, and their running back put up 170-plus, including

0:55:50.270 --> 0:55:54.450
<v Speaker 10>an 88-yard touchdown run. I asked Grimmer this yesterday. Is

0:55:54.489 --> 0:55:56.509
<v Speaker 10>he good, or is it just the opponent's not?

0:55:56.610 --> 0:55:57.090
<v Speaker 14>The opponent.

0:55:57.570 --> 0:56:00.469
<v Speaker 15>They were 3-9 a year ago. They played Alabama last season.

0:56:00.489 --> 0:56:05.580
<v Speaker 15>They lost 56-0 to Alabama. I think you guys talked

0:56:05.600 --> 0:56:07.020
<v Speaker 15>about this a week or two ago. When you rank

0:56:07.219 --> 0:56:10.100
<v Speaker 15>all the college football teams, they actually fell below Mankato

0:56:10.739 --> 0:56:14.279
<v Speaker 15>in those rankings. So they're They're an FCS program that's

0:56:14.320 --> 0:56:16.950
<v Speaker 15>getting the big check to come to Huntington Bank Stadium,

0:56:16.989 --> 0:56:18.489
<v Speaker 15>and it's a little bit of a warm-up. I would

0:56:18.550 --> 0:56:21.290
<v Speaker 15>assume that most of the starters are pulled by halftime

0:56:21.330 --> 0:56:22.819
<v Speaker 15>if it goes according to plan, but.

0:56:23.540 --> 0:56:27.140
<v Speaker 1>You never know. It's a big spread. Let's just go, Tommy.

0:56:27.280 --> 0:56:29.480
<v Speaker 10>Let's go worst case scenario just for a second.

0:56:29.800 --> 0:56:30.959
<v Speaker 1>Just for a second.

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<v Speaker 10>So this would be a worse loss than Bowling Green.

0:56:33.880 --> 0:56:38.680
<v Speaker 10>This is like worst loss in franchise or program history.

0:56:38.700 --> 0:56:42.860
<v Speaker 15>This would be board up the program and cancel.

0:56:42.940 --> 0:56:44.339
<v Speaker 1>So can't lose to them, right?

0:56:44.380 --> 0:56:44.680
<v Speaker 6>Zero chance.

0:56:44.700 --> 0:56:50.770
<v Speaker 1>I don't think these type of losses... ever happen really.

0:56:51.530 --> 0:56:54.899
<v Speaker 1>It couldn't happen. This is Appalachian State beating Michigan, right?

0:56:54.920 --> 0:56:56.840
<v Speaker 9>It'd be worse.

0:57:00.010 --> 0:57:01.879
<v Speaker 1>How do you measure disappointment, then?

0:57:02.000 --> 0:57:05.700
<v Speaker 10>Is a 21-point win frustrating, or is.

0:57:05.640 --> 0:57:06.500
<v Speaker 1>That the minimum?

0:57:06.820 --> 0:57:09.879
<v Speaker 15>Even last week, USC was playing San Jose State, and

0:57:09.960 --> 0:57:11.300
<v Speaker 15>I sent a picture to Hockey.

0:57:11.400 --> 0:57:14.550
<v Speaker 1>No one showed up at the Coliseum. How about that?

0:57:14.620 --> 0:57:18.510
<v Speaker 1>That was unbelievable. They won 42-26. They have to be disappointed.

0:57:18.870 --> 0:57:22.390
<v Speaker 15>USC's a team that's outside looking in right now, but

0:57:22.430 --> 0:57:25.030
<v Speaker 15>you can see themselves playing into the college football playoff.

0:57:25.530 --> 0:57:28.350
<v Speaker 15>So these early games, they do mean something in terms

0:57:28.410 --> 0:57:29.010
<v Speaker 15>of momentum.

0:57:29.050 --> 0:57:29.910
<v Speaker 1>Momentum does matter.

0:57:30.510 --> 0:57:33.900
<v Speaker 15>And so this is where you've got to unleash Drake Lindsey,

0:57:33.940 --> 0:57:35.880
<v Speaker 15>and you've got to throw the football enough to kind

0:57:35.920 --> 0:57:39.500
<v Speaker 15>of build some momentum. This isn't where you just run

0:57:39.540 --> 0:57:41.540
<v Speaker 15>the ball and run the clock. You have to work

0:57:41.640 --> 0:57:45.460
<v Speaker 15>on the development because the bolts are different when you're

0:57:45.500 --> 0:57:48.520
<v Speaker 15>not going against your own team. It's a real opponent.

0:57:49.570 --> 0:57:52.160
<v Speaker 15>They're going to be doing things that we probably don't expect.

0:57:52.240 --> 0:57:53.720
<v Speaker 15>So you have to see how do we adjust to

0:57:53.760 --> 0:57:57.600
<v Speaker 15>different fronts and schemes, but you need to, and more

0:57:57.640 --> 0:58:01.060
<v Speaker 15>than anything, what I'll watch for tonight is how fast

0:58:01.140 --> 0:58:03.210
<v Speaker 15>we come out of the, come out of this game.

0:58:03.230 --> 0:58:06.070
<v Speaker 15>Like our offense, I think, you know, that's, that's from

0:58:06.090 --> 0:58:08.430
<v Speaker 15>last year. I don't think we scored in 10 games.

0:58:08.450 --> 0:58:10.960
<v Speaker 1>The, the opening drives of last year, one for 12,

0:58:10.960 --> 0:58:14.000
<v Speaker 1>one for 12. Yeah. You got to score. You have to,

0:58:14.020 --> 0:58:16.240
<v Speaker 1>you have to score early. You have to score often.

0:58:16.260 --> 0:58:19.160
<v Speaker 15>And so, so it's, I would look for Drake to

0:58:19.180 --> 0:58:22.010
<v Speaker 15>throw the ball early and then mix in some Darius.

0:58:22.090 --> 0:58:23.710
<v Speaker 1>And so it's for.

0:58:23.610 --> 0:58:25.750
<v Speaker 15>Me, I'm going to watch the offense the most to

0:58:25.810 --> 0:58:28.860
<v Speaker 15>see how explosive it can be. And then defensively, there's a,

0:58:28.850 --> 0:58:31.419
<v Speaker 15>and we'll talk about this more, but there's a, little

0:58:31.440 --> 0:58:34.640
<v Speaker 15>bit more of an inexperienced weakness in the interior line.

0:58:35.260 --> 0:58:39.250
<v Speaker 15>So if I'm Eastern Illinois trying to run the ball

0:58:39.330 --> 0:58:42.090
<v Speaker 15>and run the clock, I'm going to hit inside and

0:58:42.210 --> 0:58:45.750
<v Speaker 15>see if those young defensive tackles that are unproven can

0:58:45.910 --> 0:58:47.790
<v Speaker 15>be formidable and stop the run.

0:58:48.150 --> 0:58:50.880
<v Speaker 8>That's I think when you said the USC score, I

0:58:50.900 --> 0:58:52.660
<v Speaker 8>was thinking about, I was like, I'd be pretty happy

0:58:52.700 --> 0:58:55.100
<v Speaker 8>with like a 48 21 game tonight. And the offense

0:58:55.120 --> 0:58:55.440
<v Speaker 8>looked good.

0:58:55.600 --> 0:58:57.900
<v Speaker 1>I truly would like in the offense was just humming.

0:58:58.100 --> 0:58:59.260
<v Speaker 1>I'd be super fine with that.

0:58:59.360 --> 0:58:59.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:58:59.800 --> 0:59:01.380
<v Speaker 1>Cause I know the defense is going to figure it out.

0:59:01.540 --> 0:59:04.720
<v Speaker 8>It's if the offense comes out humming and we run

0:59:04.760 --> 0:59:06.010
<v Speaker 8>for like 150 to 200 yards and Drake goes like

0:59:06.010 --> 0:59:06.210
<v Speaker 8>12 for 18.

0:59:10.340 --> 0:59:11.860
<v Speaker 1>For two touchdowns, I'd be amped.

0:59:11.920 --> 0:59:12.500
<v Speaker 5>Yeah. Great.

0:59:12.580 --> 0:59:15.280
<v Speaker 1>That'd be perfect. Start to the season. I just want

0:59:15.300 --> 0:59:16.880
<v Speaker 1>to see like Drake to take the next step.

0:59:16.940 --> 0:59:19.330
<v Speaker 8>Just like humming, like our offense just looks like it's

0:59:19.350 --> 0:59:21.730
<v Speaker 8>like gelling and moving before we move on.

0:59:21.750 --> 0:59:23.650
<v Speaker 10>Can I just say you're holding up the sporting news,

0:59:23.710 --> 0:59:27.550
<v Speaker 10>college football, 2026 preview. I feel like now that sauce

0:59:27.570 --> 0:59:29.230
<v Speaker 10>and I are in our forties, Sue and Chris is

0:59:29.250 --> 0:59:31.270
<v Speaker 10>obviously in his fifties. Like now the whole show is

0:59:31.340 --> 0:59:35.100
<v Speaker 10>essentially like, old man saying back in my day, right

0:59:35.140 --> 0:59:39.200
<v Speaker 10>now we're all there. Um, yes, there was something so

0:59:39.320 --> 0:59:43.880
<v Speaker 10>cool about getting season previews in a magazine form when

0:59:43.900 --> 0:59:46.540
<v Speaker 10>you would flip. Cause now all of those opinions and

0:59:46.580 --> 0:59:48.950
<v Speaker 10>projections are available to you in two seconds. You just

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<v Speaker 10>Google like, and there's 15 people that have written in-depth articles.

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<v Speaker 10>But back in the day, there was only like one

0:59:55.150 --> 0:59:56.990
<v Speaker 10>or two or three. So you were like, I wonder

0:59:57.010 --> 0:59:59.710
<v Speaker 10>what sporting news says about the gophers. And you couldn't

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<v Speaker 10>wait to flip to that page. and see what they said.

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<v Speaker 1>Sporting news brought this back.

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<v Speaker 15>This is why there's actually people that want to go

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<v Speaker 15>old school and have a hard copy.

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<v Speaker 1>This one had not been printed, I think, a decade.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's back this year. So, Tommy, what does it say?

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<v Speaker 8>It says 10th season.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what they highlighted.

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<v Speaker 8>And?

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<v Speaker 1>Winning percentage of.

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<v Speaker 8>600.

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<v Speaker 1>Best since Bernie Beerman since 1950. Yeah, you're 10th.

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<v Speaker 8>And 7-0 record in the Bulls in his last 10

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<v Speaker 8>years is the best in school history.

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<v Speaker 1>So they just highlight every good team.

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<v Speaker 10>So they're not really saying what this team has. They're

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<v Speaker 10>just saying this is what they got. They have a

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<v Speaker 10>consistent coach for the first time in a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just optimism. It's all about Drake.

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<v Speaker 8>And they just say it's optimism after an 8-5 season

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<v Speaker 8>last year.

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<v Speaker 1>Hopefully, Drake takes the next step. And that's pretty much

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't.

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<v Speaker 15>Really take a deep dive and you look at it

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<v Speaker 15>at a high level. But those headlines are pretty important.

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<v Speaker 15>In this day and age, to have a head coach...

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<v Speaker 15>to get to double digits in terms of years, 10

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<v Speaker 15>years he's been here.

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<v Speaker 1>So impressive. It just doesn't happen.

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<v Speaker 15>So he's the second longest tenured coach in the Big Ten.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a.

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<v Speaker 15>39-40 Big Ten record, but he's brought us to postseason.

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<v Speaker 1>He's won all those games.

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<v Speaker 15>The main thing that's set up here is in year 10,

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<v Speaker 15>if you go back and look at the body of work,

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<v Speaker 15>there was a 6-3 season in 2021. There was a

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<v Speaker 15>7-2 season, this is Big Ten record, in 2019, which

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<v Speaker 15>is his third season. This has the makings for the

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<v Speaker 15>breakout year. And, of course, we'll go game by game

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<v Speaker 15>in a little bit. But the experts besides us are saying, boy,

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<v Speaker 15>the schedule doesn't have the two big, the new guys

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<v Speaker 15>on the block, the guys that are predicted to win.

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<v Speaker 15>There's no Ohio State. There's no Oregon. So from a

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<v Speaker 15>schedule standpoint, it's favorable.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you bring... Even with Indiana and Michigan and

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<v Speaker 1>Washington and State. Not the two big dogs. Mississippi.

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<v Speaker 15>And then you bring back a quarterback that shows the

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<v Speaker 15>promise that some people believe is a first-round pick.

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<v Speaker 1>We haven't had that type of talent here. Can he

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<v Speaker 1>be a first-rounder? He could be. I agree. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think we've had this much talent since 2019. I truly don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Totally agree.

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<v Speaker 8>This roster has more talent than 2019 does.

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<v Speaker 1>We forget, though....

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<v Speaker 8>We're three plays away from that 2019 team being an

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<v Speaker 8>eight-win team, seven-win team.

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<v Speaker 15>And a play away from being 11-1 and winning the

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<v Speaker 15>Big Ten.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how close these games are, though. We forget that.

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<v Speaker 15>When we break down the schedule, what I believe the

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<v Speaker 15>key to this team will be is I think nine

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<v Speaker 15>of the 12 games will be one-possession games.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. God, you see, it's so clear.

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<v Speaker 1>So one possession game. Can you win all those? Can

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<v Speaker 1>you go undefeated in those? That's what I mean.

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<v Speaker 8>And then Justin and I are going to give you

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<v Speaker 8>a name each on offense and defense that we have

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<v Speaker 8>to watch.

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<v Speaker 1>That's going to be a breakout player. All your hands up.

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<v Speaker 7>Will you break your five-game road losing streak this season?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that right, Saddlebags? September 26th. At the toughest place

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<v Speaker 1>to play in the Big Ten, which is Washington. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>you worry about it. Are you worried? Are you stop

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<v Speaker 1>worrying about it? I got some good value with eight wins.

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<v Speaker 7>They have that, uh, sporting news fantasy magazine at circa

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<v Speaker 7>in our room.

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<v Speaker 1>So they're fully back, man. Yeah. You guys, it's just exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>We're back. Like seriously, like it's just so good. You

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<v Speaker 1>can feel in there today. It's high school football's back tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>That's huge. How great is that?

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<v Speaker 15>And then a Tonka and Moorhead are the, are the

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<v Speaker 15>kind of more.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>More at four gophers and a kid going NDSU and, St.

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<v Speaker 15>John's takes on a big opponent this week, I think,

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<v Speaker 15>in lacrosse. And Bethel takes on a big opponent as well.

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<v Speaker 15>And those teams face each other, I think, October 2nd.

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<v Speaker 15>So there's 91 games.

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<v Speaker 1>Of college football this weekend. So if you happen to

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<v Speaker 1>have some time. Hell yeah.

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<v Speaker 12>St.

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<v Speaker 1>Thomas? They took a next step. Old St. Thomas, no?

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<v Speaker 1>They struggled against Winona.

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<v Speaker 10>Dude, was there anything better than airplane magazines that you

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<v Speaker 10>specifically got?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't mean buying stuff.

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<v Speaker 10>I mean, like, when you went to the airport and

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<v Speaker 10>went through the magazine racks, you're like, what am I

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<v Speaker 10>going to read for the next three hours when I'm

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<v Speaker 10>on a flight? Now everybody's got TV shows or whatever

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<v Speaker 10>loaded on your phone or in the back of your seat.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't like Sam Hall, though?

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<v Speaker 10>Well, sure, but I'm just saying it was super cool

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<v Speaker 10>to be at the airport going at the magazine rack.

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<v Speaker 10>What do I want to read for the next three hours?

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<v Speaker 10>It was the best.

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<v Speaker 15>I flew home last night from Charlotte and I watched,

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<v Speaker 15>I think, episode four of Hard Knocks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. Man, do they suck in. The Seahawks are great.

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<v Speaker 1>I am such a fan. I love the Seahawks. They

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<v Speaker 1>do a great job.

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<v Speaker 15>When those two guys got hurt, the safety breaks his

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<v Speaker 15>ankle and the receiver blows out his ACL.

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<v Speaker 1>God, I almost started to cry. Don't you love him?

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<v Speaker 1>The culture he's created is so great. It's amazing. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what?

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<v Speaker 3>Now watch yesterday's press conference with Nolan Teasley and you

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<v Speaker 3>will see the exact same thing. In fact, the phrase

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<v Speaker 3>70 and not 53, 70. Nolan Teasley said that twice yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really cool. What does that mean? That's a practice

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<v Speaker 1>squad and everybody involved?

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<v Speaker 3>Just because you're in the practice squad doesn't mean you're

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<v Speaker 3>not on the team.

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<v Speaker 4>We don't have 53 players.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got 70 players.

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<v Speaker 10>What's the financial drop for Brosmer to go from the

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<v Speaker 10>53 to the practice squad?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's like $ 700, 000.

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<v Speaker 8>I think he makes $ 200, 000 on the practice squad.

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<v Speaker 1>PA said. And if you're on the active, you're $ 850, 000.

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<v Speaker 1>When they trade McCarthy, though, he'll be on the team.

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<v Speaker 1>active roster. So 850 is the minimum I found you're active? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe so. But 200 is a practice run.

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<v Speaker 15>But 850 is minimum. Maybe because he was a quarterback,

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<v Speaker 15>he would have got more. He made a lot of

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<v Speaker 15>money last year.

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<v Speaker 1>Good for him. That's good living. Alright, what really matters

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<v Speaker 1>though is this.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I forgot we were doing that. Wrapped

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<v Speaker 4>up in college football.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Hawk loves it.

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<v Speaker 7>How about this, Hawk's daddy? Notre Dame, Wisconsin, Sunday night

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<v Speaker 7>at 630. At Lambeau.

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<v Speaker 1>At Lambeau. That's pretty sick. Notre Dame is a 20.5

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<v Speaker 1>point favorite. Good. Bury them. God, I hate Wisconsin. But

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<v Speaker 1>their schedule? Easy schedule. They had the hardest schedule ever

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<v Speaker 1>last year. They did. Ever. This year? I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't be surprised if they get eight or nine wins

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<v Speaker 1>this year, too. I agree. Wisconsin or Notre Dame? Notre

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<v Speaker 1>Dame's going back to... Well, yeah. Notre Dame wasn't playing.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's going to be Notre Dame-Miami back in

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<v Speaker 1>the natty. I think Miami's going to win the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Miami at Stanford tonight.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and Stanford's been an asshole for the last few years.

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<v Speaker 4>That sucks, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, when they could run the ball. Remember how good

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<v Speaker 1>they were in 2012 running the ball? God, with Toby.

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<v Speaker 4>Toby Gerrard, everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>That was sick. That was so cool.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, the USC game was last week with

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<v Speaker 3>San Jose State.

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<v Speaker 4>They said it was 112 degrees in the seats.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, hideous. God, that's horrible.

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<v Speaker 3>Even people who did come were like trying to stand

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<v Speaker 3>in the shade by the concession stand.

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<v Speaker 1>At USC, right?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, at USC.

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<v Speaker 1>That was my first game ever.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I remember. You played kickoff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and Marquise.

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<v Speaker 8>That's Marquise, baby. I was peeing behind him in the

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<v Speaker 8>locker room before the game. You should have used that.

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<v Speaker 8>And his piss was like gold, like hungover gold.

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<v Speaker 1>Your mic's on. And I told my dad.

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<v Speaker 8>I was like, Dad, I think he's going to cramp up.

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<v Speaker 1>Cramped up in the fourth quarter.

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<v Speaker 5>He did.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw it so clear. Max Shortell.

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<v Speaker 7>You were analyzing piss?

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<v Speaker 12>Well, I saw it clear. He crammed up and definitely

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<v Speaker 12>wasn't clear. He was not clear. But, like, that's serious.

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<v Speaker 12>You should have offered him some water.

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<v Speaker 10>What an unbelievable cover, though, that you were analyzing the cramps.

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<v Speaker 1>You weren't even on the team. I was just curious

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<v Speaker 1>about cramping. That's why I was looking. You know.

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<v Speaker 4>Eyes forward, Tommy.

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<v Speaker 1>Please.

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<v Speaker 4>Eyes forward.

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<v Speaker 1>You're what the star used to say. You're not supposed to.

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<v Speaker 4>Be inspecting the equipment.

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<v Speaker 3>Poor man's trying to have a moment to take a piss.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was right. He cramped up.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, all due respect.

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<v Speaker 10>I've been in public bathrooms for 46 years. I've never

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<v Speaker 10>seen the color of another man's urine.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 10>Even if you can see the stream, you're like, well,

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<v Speaker 10>I'm not going to look long enough to analyze like, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a solid goal. Can I offer you some water, sir?

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<v Speaker 8>I'd argue that's false because sometimes when you're behind, you

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<v Speaker 8>can see between their legs.

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<v Speaker 11>No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop, stop, stop. That's where you're wrong.

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<v Speaker 10>The rest of us, Tommy, aren't looking between the man's

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<v Speaker 10>legs to see the color of the urine.

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<v Speaker 1>How about this? If he didn't flush, you can see

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<v Speaker 1>the puddle of what it was. So there you go.

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<v Speaker 14>Tommy.

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<v Speaker 1>Eyes up, please. Oh, man. You need help.

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<v Speaker 9>And I tried.

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<v Speaker 10>You definitely tried. Hey, Tommy, how would you analyze these

1:09:06.140 --> 1:09:09.780
<v Speaker 10>four gentlemen? Well, their urine is definitely for non-blondes. It's

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<v Speaker 10>solid gold over there.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, I'm telling you guys, that was like scary because it.

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<v Speaker 1>Was so hot. You were right. It was cramped up.

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<v Speaker 4>How do you approach that conversation? Because you're doing him

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<v Speaker 4>a solid job.

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<v Speaker 1>When you're a true freshman.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm watching him piss.

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<v Speaker 1>Who was your coach? Was that Brewster? That was Coach Kills.

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<v Speaker 10>Can you imagine walking up to Kill as a freshman

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<v Speaker 10>and going, Coach, I know I shouldn't have been looking,

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<v Speaker 10>but Marquise is gray. His urine is solid gold. We

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<v Speaker 10>need to get that dude pumped with electrolytes quickly or

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<v Speaker 10>this thing's going to go south.

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<v Speaker 1>We probably would have won his first game if I

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<v Speaker 1>told him. Truthfully.

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<v Speaker 10>I wonder what Kill would have said if you had said,

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<v Speaker 10>I just analyzed our quarterback's urine.

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<v Speaker 1>Eye test, by the way, not, not, not through medical exams. Just,

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<v Speaker 1>just absolutely. It might've been too late. Couldn't taste the electrolytes. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was, I get it. It was hot. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you ever analyzed another teammate's piss? Guarantee.

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<v Speaker 7>He has guaranteed from the source, from the source, like from,

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<v Speaker 7>as it's leaving the human.

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<v Speaker 10>You ever seen it hit the urinal and be like,

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<v Speaker 10>that guy's going to cramp up later.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the wrong color.

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<v Speaker 16>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>How often, Ben? I bet you the linebackers used to, like,

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<v Speaker 1>pee on each other in the showers. Ben, how old

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<v Speaker 1>are you?

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<v Speaker 2>48? 47.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're 47.

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<v Speaker 10>In 47 years, have you ever been standing behind somebody

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<v Speaker 10>at a urinal looking between his legs and go, oh, boy,

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<v Speaker 10>is he dehydrated?

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<v Speaker 1>Or in trouble. Do you want to? You ever seen that?

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<v Speaker 15>No, but.

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<v Speaker 1>You kind of judge.

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<v Speaker 9>I guarantee.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but when we had to do the. When the

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<v Speaker 1>guys had to do the drug tests. Yeah. And then

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<v Speaker 1>you'd walk out with your little cup of tea. You

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<v Speaker 1>would make comments like, dude, you got to drink some water.

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<v Speaker 1>That is very different, Tommy. See, very different. What Ben

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<v Speaker 1>just said is completely normal. Yeah. Completely normal.

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<v Speaker 4>The Vikings got those things now, though, when you– Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>They tell you, right?

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So you need to drink some water.

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<v Speaker 1>Before that technology. We only had like, no, there's pictures

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<v Speaker 1>of colors of your pee.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So then you just kind of got used to judging it,

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<v Speaker 1>you know? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>And that's how it was just spilled all over himself.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the best man.

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<v Speaker 10>He tried to open the door and it just splashed

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<v Speaker 10>all over himself.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that was, that just made my day. Ever since

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<v Speaker 1>I was judging my own, I would always judge other

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<v Speaker 1>people's pee. It depends on how you see their pee.

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<v Speaker 16>If you're looking between their legs, if you're obscuring your teammates.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm not directly looking at their crank. I'm just looking

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<v Speaker 8>at the color.

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<v Speaker 1>When they're in the urinal? Or in the showers, whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys would do that. No, hold on.

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<v Speaker 15>First of all, your teammates peed in a community shower?

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<v Speaker 1>All the time. Come on, dude. Especially after the game.

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<v Speaker 15>At K-State, wasn't it a community shower?

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<v Speaker 1>It was a community shower. That's what I'm saying. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you guys have the tower shower? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys had a tower shower and then pee on the...

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<v Speaker 1>Not at the U anymore. No, we were on the walls.

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<v Speaker 1>But on the road... On the road, after a win,

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<v Speaker 1>and you had the tower showers, and there was one

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle, and there was probably like six spigots

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<v Speaker 1>coming around? Yeah. Just to be standing there and like

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<v Speaker 1>piss on someone's leg. Come on. And then they don't

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<v Speaker 1>notice because they think it's hot, and then you look,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you laugh as a brilliant bit. You should

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<v Speaker 1>be in prison. Tell me how funny that'd be. After

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<v Speaker 1>a win? You know that's funny. After a win, that'd

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<v Speaker 1>be funny. After a win, that'd be funny. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>like you're doing it after a loss. It was after

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<v Speaker 1>a win.

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<v Speaker 15>Free!

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny. That's a good bit. We started that in

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<v Speaker 1>high school. Tommy. Fraz actually started that in high school.

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<v Speaker 15>Hey, Tommy.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>How badly do you miss pissing on dudes?

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<v Speaker 1>And name a few dudes you'd like to pee on.

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<v Speaker 1>Fraz actually started that bit. But, like, I think it's funny. He's,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. It's funny.

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<v Speaker 4>He's a trendsetter.

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<v Speaker 10>Tommy, this would be the most meta thing of all time.

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<v Speaker 10>What if you're peeing pure gold and Schmole is peeing maroon?

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<v Speaker 1>Like, it's blood. Yeah, definitely.

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<v Speaker 10>Then you guys are literally crossing the streams, of course,

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<v Speaker 10>and you're peeing maroon and gold.

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<v Speaker 4>Doing it for the squad, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, bro. No, I believe you guys both bleed maroon

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<v Speaker 1>and gold. Uh-huh. I mean, I go next level and

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<v Speaker 1>piss in a game. If you got hit in your spleen,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a chance, you know, that could happen.

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<v Speaker 7>And if, yeah, if any problem, Tommy does too, because

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<v Speaker 7>I got it from the same source.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys, that's, that's, you know, that's pretty funny. Like

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<v Speaker 1>Abby funny. It's a good bit.

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<v Speaker 10>This is honestly what I love about our show is

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<v Speaker 10>there's a chance that like PJ Flex, like I wonder

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<v Speaker 10>what Flash and Tommy are saying about the season opener tonight.

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<v Speaker 10>And then they heard us break down you staring at

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<v Speaker 10>men peeing for 10 straight minutes. Don't say it like that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's exactly what you said.

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<v Speaker 4>He's just.

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<v Speaker 1>Ben Lieber is here. Fargo Flash is here. Tommy Olsen

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<v Speaker 1>is here.

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<v Speaker 10>More college football talk with these fellas after this on

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<v Speaker 10>the Power Trip.

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