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Speaker 6: What dog.

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Speaker 3: Allen Cox?

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Speaker 7: It's the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven.

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Speaker 2: Double U M m as.

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Speaker 8: There are still thirteen of those escaped monkeys at large

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Speaker 8: in South Carolina. Forty three of them escaped from a

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Speaker 8: Five more were recently captured, and that leaves the number

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Speaker 8: of loose monkeys at thirteen. I didn't read what they were.

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Speaker 8: I didn't read what the subject of the research is.

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Speaker 8: I feel like they've been purposely vague on that research

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Speaker 8: lab always sounds very sinister. We've all seen enough movies.

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Speaker 8: The play sounds really sinister. The Alpha Genesis Primate Research

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Speaker 8: Center in a town called yet Ya Massy Ya, Massy

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Speaker 8: how you zero in on loose monkeys. They said a

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Speaker 8: So they're telling everybody that lives in the Greater Yamassy

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Speaker 3: Have they tried walking around with one of those like

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Speaker 8: Even if it doesn't work, I bet you would be

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Speaker 8: able to determine which of these animals was talented. Yes,

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Speaker 8: they're I don't know. I envisioned them sitting around this

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Speaker 8: But the the organ grinder, I don't know. If you know,

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Speaker 8: back in the day, those guys always had a little

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Speaker 3: I think, jump down, rob somebody, come back right shoulder

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Speaker 8: But I bet you know, given the state of the

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying this may help collect them. Yeah, that

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Speaker 8: Of course, if you're really old, you might remember a

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Speaker 8: Now, I would like they go, mister Russo and Michel

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Speaker 8: Grind his organ in front of children. He caught me

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Speaker 8: Almost every day in the summertime, he cranks his organ.

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Speaker 1: It's fun for Michel and for mister Russo too, but

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just walking around getting money, pennies from kids,

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Speaker 2: I just cant. I'd like to know how.

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Speaker 8: The organ grinder business fell out of favor, because it's

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Speaker 8: not like there's zero skill. You got to know how

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Speaker 8: Almost every summer, mister Russo can be found in the

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Speaker 8: Russo that he goes kids. He doesn't want to see.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's great.

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Speaker 8: Children are such gentle souls and don't like to see

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Speaker 2: Man. They said that they provide.

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Speaker 8: Non human primate products and BioResearch services. Oh, one time,

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Speaker 2: Children. I'll be around the other side of the tree within.

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Speaker 8: Macoq don't do all right, Come on, that's silly, it's ridiculous.

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Speaker 8: It's dumb, all these stupid monkey puns. But I like

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Speaker 8: Bio research services. Oh it sounds great.

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Speaker 8: A monkey's heads that we figure out if they're allergic

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Speaker 8: to lipstick. Whoever it is so anyway, to our South

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Speaker 8: These are small animals, by the way, These are Reeseius

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Speaker 8: The Saints are precious pearls and are always living and relevant.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, you thought you had it tough.

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Speaker 8: If you have any kind of presence whatsoever on social media,

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Speaker 8: On average, the Pope's tweets get about ten million views. Wow,

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Speaker 8: really under that passock? Your excellence, your eminence, talents?

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Speaker 9: A drummer in the real musician, he just makes a noise.

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Speaker 11: but listen, serious, the Onion took everything from me, Allen.

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Speaker 11: They took everything. They took brainforce, Allaen. The Onion took brainforce.

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Speaker 11: they got the brainforce.

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Speaker 2: They got the brainforce.

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Speaker 8: And the fallout continues from the Onion purchasing info wars

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Speaker 2: And I'm gonna miss that guy, not really, but and so.

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Speaker 8: But Fox News obviously they just rip and read over there,

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Speaker 8: And it's really not their fault.

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Speaker 8: the firings that this company did last week. But it's

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Speaker 2: The Onion is a satirical site.

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Speaker 2: Jones has been saying on a show.

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Speaker 12: That if his attractors bought info Wars, he would move

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Speaker 12: his daily broadcasts and product sales to a new studio,

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Speaker 8: Has the twenty eleven Golden Globes. And you know, Tim Allen,

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Speaker 5: Like many of you, we recall back when Ricky Gervais

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Speaker 8: I don't think anybody remembers when Ricky Gervais was a

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Speaker 8: But Conan is going to host the twenty twenty five Oscars.

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Speaker 2: You'll see the clip. Right. I've got some food news

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Speaker 8: It well four words that you don't often think you're

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Speaker 8: gonna hear our mac and cheese lawsuit, But here we

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Speaker 8: I mean heinz Field is not heinz Field anymore, but

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Speaker 2: It's a class action lawsuit.

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Speaker 8: People file these lawsuits because they see the space between

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Speaker 10: Right.

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Speaker 8: They're claim no artificial flavors, preservatives, or dyes is what's

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Speaker 8: say rises the level of comfort food for me. It's

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Speaker 2: I don't care. I'll put some seracha in it.

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Speaker 8: I'll put some cilantro in it, and I'm off to

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Speaker 2: Nothing fancy.

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Speaker 8: But the argument here that's going to go to federal

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Speaker 8: Cheese actually has no artificial blah blah blah. I like

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Speaker 2: Right, people are like.

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Speaker 8: These fruit roll ups don't have actual there aren't enough

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that is the least. But again that's where the loop.

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Speaker 8: That's where the there's some daylight there where people file lawsuits.

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Speaker 8: And if you're in the legal department for Kraft Higns,

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Speaker 2: But I'd like to be I like to meet the

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Speaker 8: they're like, well, we demand new labels. But again, powdered

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Speaker 2: It's in a cardboard box. It's shelf stable.

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Speaker 8: I mean, you know, so, I can never figure out

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Speaker 8: It was just last summer, and these kinds of lawsuits

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Speaker 2: Saying that.

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Speaker 8: They were understating how long it took to prepare microwaveable

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Speaker 2: Your honor, yawn.

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Speaker 8: My clients contains that when he puts a ball in

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Speaker 3: They should hire Ana, They should hire Vincent Lagwardia Gambini

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Speaker 3: as their attorney. Yeah, you can come out and talk

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Speaker 3: about magic grits. There you go. Does water absorb into

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Speaker 8: The mac and cheese was not available in microwavable form

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Speaker 8: me a small pun, from bankruptcy and the court of

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Speaker 8: public opinion and all that.

443
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Speaker 2: The CEO over there at Red Lobster.

444
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Speaker 8: Now that they are in their post bankruptcy era, they

445
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Speaker 8: kicked out their old CEO and they have a new guy, a.

446
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Speaker 3: Guy named Damola kun dam Adamolcan I don't know.

447
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Speaker 8: And he says, I'm sorry to say it, but endless shrimp,

448
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Speaker 8: which is what killed him in the first place. He said,

449
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Speaker 8: endless shrimp is never coming back because I know how

450
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Speaker 8: to do math, and sometimes that's what you need to

451
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Speaker 8: be told. But we live in a country where people

452
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Speaker 8: expect lots and lots and lots of things for very

453
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Speaker 8: little money. So endless shrimp never seemed like a good idea,

454
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Speaker 8: but Red Lobster did. It ended up being their downfall.

455
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Speaker 4: Uh.

456
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Speaker 8: And this guy just comes out and goes, yeah, we're

457
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Speaker 8: not gonna do it anymore. Dude, this guy is thirty

458
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Speaker 8: four years old.

459
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Speaker 3: I know.

460
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Speaker 2: I wonder where they got him.

461
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Speaker 8: I mean they might This must be a situation where

462
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Speaker 8: they're like, hey, we'll give you some money. It's mostly

463
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 8: downside to become the Red Lobster CEO. I don't know

464
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Speaker 8: if that was like, hey, you know, yeah, I don't know.

465
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Speaker 2: This guy's resume is insane.

466
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Speaker 3: He's thirty four years He worked for Goldman Sex, Paulson

467
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Speaker 3: and Company.

468
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Speaker 8: Oh that's what it is. They hire finance guys to

469
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 8: come in and okay, but he was the first black

470
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Speaker 8: CEO of PF Changs.

471
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Speaker 3: So how do you squeeze all that into it when

472
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Speaker 3: you start working when you're twenty two, when you graduate school? Yeah,

473
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Speaker 3: how did you get that done? In ten years? Ceo

474
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Speaker 3: of Red Lobster. I've been at this crap for thirty years,

475
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Speaker 3: sitting here with you now, Ah fired everybody else. Look

476
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Speaker 3: how far you fallen? No, it's now you're in here

477
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Speaker 3: with me. I've fallen up.

478
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Speaker 2: Yeah. No, this guy, he's a climber boy.

479
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Speaker 8: And well, yeah, because I don't know if it's an

480
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Speaker 8: unpopular opinion or not, but I think PF Chang's has

481
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Speaker 8: goddamn delicious. I haven't had it in five years, but

482
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Speaker 8: I mean, if you like salt, it's definitely the place

483
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Speaker 8: for you. Oh really, is that a lot of sodium?

484
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Speaker 16: Oh?

485
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Speaker 3: Okay, delicious, I agree with you. Yeah, to get take

486
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Speaker 3: your rings off before you go in there. You cut

487
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Speaker 3: him off in a r Get them lettuce cups? Boy,

488
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Speaker 3: No around here. I think the only one is in

489
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Speaker 3: the east side. Now I don't ever get over there. So,

490
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 3: but it's so. He comes from PF Changs, goes over

491
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Speaker 3: to a lobster Mike and Parma.

492
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Speaker 2: What's going on? Elan? Harry Peal? Good?

493
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Speaker 15: Are you hanging there?

494
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Speaker 2: Oh? You know? Show must go on? All right?

495
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Speaker 15: Welcome Rob, Welcome to the Disgruntled Machine.

496
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Speaker 2: Ah yep, I was thinking, he.

497
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Speaker 15: Yes, you mentioned about the craft lawsuits, and I think

498
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Speaker 15: people go about that all wrong. With the mac and cheese.

499
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Speaker 15: The biggest thing with me is I want to file

500
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Speaker 15: a lawsuit against the box itself. Remember when we were kids,

501
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Speaker 15: the perforation actually worked.

502
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Speaker 8: Ye, the semi circle perforation tab at the time, and

503
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Speaker 8: it doesn't now.

504
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Speaker 15: I think we got yeah, we got a class action

505
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,919
Speaker 15: lawsuit there. I think I've jammed my thumb on that

506
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,359
Speaker 15: multiple times trying to get that thing open, and it

507
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 15: just doesn't budge. It's like the it's the strongest part

508
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,679
Speaker 15: of the box. Actually, it's they've actually increased the strength.

509
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, the tensile strength of that goddamn box.

510
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,119
Speaker 8: I just go now, I go right for the seam

511
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 8: and I just tear the whole top off.

512
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:25,360
Speaker 2: But when But you're right, So, I don't know how.

513
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 8: You know, everybody talks about how everything's getting worse that

514
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:33,679
Speaker 8: somehow they managed to make the perforation on the thumb,

515
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 8: perforation for the mac and cheese box. It's like, you

516
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 8: need you need a couple, you need a SPOTTERR to

517
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 8: get that thing open.

518
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Speaker 2: I don't get it. I'm with you, Mike. It's false.

519
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 15: It's false out advertising. I mean that alone should be

520
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 15: worth I don't know, fifty one hundred bucks.

521
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Speaker 8: Well, here's the thing, though, they don't the best of

522
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 8: my knowledge, they don't advertise easy to open box. This

523
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 8: is where we're going to run into trouble when we

524
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 8: call Tim Misney. They don't advertise easy to open box.

525
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 8: This lawsuits because they advertise no preservatives or dies or whatever,

526
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,919
Speaker 8: and so they're being called to account for that. So

527
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 8: what we need to do. We got to do the

528
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 8: long game here, Mike, hear me out. We have to

529
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 8: somehow ingratiate ourselves into the Craft Hinds marketing department, get

530
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:23,439
Speaker 8: them to adopt easy open box just as a marketing banner,

531
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Speaker 8: and then we give it a little while so they

532
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 8: get to market and they're out there, and then we

533
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 8: sue them for not being easy to open.

534
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Speaker 3: I don't know how they're going to do. I don't

535
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 3: know how this plan can change. I don't know how

536
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 3: this plan can fail.

537
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 15: But Okay, we'll make it so easy to open that

538
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 15: you'll just touch the box and it'll just explode all

539
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 15: over there.

540
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Speaker 8: We'll start selling it in bags and then we'll be

541
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Speaker 8: uh hoisted on our own guitards. Okay, thank you, Mike. Thanks,

542
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 8: there's Mike in Parma, the og Mike and Parma.

543
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Speaker 17: Can you tell me just umber bee half booms? And

544
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 17: then can you tell me just the bumblebee half boom?

545
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 18: Oh bumblebee bumblebee bumbo bub boom bum bumble bee boom?

546
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Speaker 17: Where awhere are the bumble bees boobs? Where aware rare

547
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 17: the bumble bees booms boombo b bumbo bo bee boom boo.

548
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,479
Speaker 12: Boooom boobs.

549
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Speaker 2: What I don't know. What are you asking me for?

550
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 2: I don't know. Flight of the Bumblebee is a Russian composition.

551
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 2: I don't know.

552
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 3: Ask ask them, I don't know the bumble Where are

553
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 3: the bumblebees? Boobs?

554
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 8: First of all, why are you contemplating bumblebees? Somebody probably

555
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 8: told me that joke?

556
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 19: Again?

557
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 2: What's the joke? What he bites?

558
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 4: No?

559
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 2: What's the what is it? What bees produced? Milk? Boom bees?

560
00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 4: Right?

561
00:29:59,120 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 6: Yes?

562
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I just putting his head and then all

563
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 3: of a sudden, the boobies he worked backwards.

564
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think about it. Well, I guess so.

565
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 8: In its simplicity, you have to appreciate where he's coming from.

566
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Speaker 2: But thank you.

567
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 8: Listen at your composition. Forget Alexey Corcasow or whatever. The

568
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 8: guy what was the name of the guy who did

569
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 8: play the bumblebee was something like that.

570
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 2: It was, uh, oh, you're asking the wrong guy, man.

571
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, you're not down with Russian composers, rob, Maybe

572
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 8: I've made the wrong decision here.

573
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 2: I would skip that category if we were on Jeopardy.

574
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Speaker 8: Oh, okay, you know I played a room full of

575
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 8: people in trivial pursuit many years ago and I beat

576
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 8: the entire room and there was it. Well, I was

577
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 8: very surprised, and there was wasn't one question on Russian composers.

578
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 2: But if there had been, I don't know. Listen, thank you, sir,

579
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 2: whatever brought you to that? I like it?

580
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 17: Can you can me do the bumblebee have boom.

581
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 18: Oh bumble b bumblebee bumble bumble bee boom bumblebee bumble

582
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 18: bee bumble bumble bee boom?

583
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 17: Where where rah the bumble beets booms? Wherewhere r the

584
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:17,959
Speaker 17: bumble beats boom boombo b bumbo bo bumble bee boom

585
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:22,719
Speaker 17: boom boobs.

586
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 3: You know my favorite part of that. That's not the

587
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 3: first take, Like that dude worked on that. Well you

588
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:30,959
Speaker 3: think about it, right, there be a one take jake there.

589
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 3: You don't just think of it and call right like

590
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 3: so he probably had to practice it. Hey, honey, what

591
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 3: do you think of this? I don't know, Honey.

592
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 8: Tomorrow I'm gonna leave a message for Alan Cox and

593
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 8: it's me singing bumblebee boobs. I wrote this and then

594
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 8: she workshops it in the kitchen in front of his

595
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 8: wife and kids, and she goes, uh, I don't know,

596
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 8: it's not bad, but I would close with you just

597
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 8: saying boobs right.

598
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 2: The the ending is just gotta give it something.

599
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 8: You gotta leave people wanting more. Honey, you gotta put

600
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 8: and showbiz into it. The Allen Cox Show.

601
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Speaker 2: On one hundred point seven w MMS. Have you ever

602
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 2: been impregnated with excitement?

603
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 20: Well, it looks like you're showing welcome back to your

604
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 20: nude daddy, Allen Cox, I'm WMMS.

605
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Speaker 4: Show shows.

606
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Speaker 2: Any idea who this is? I know the song? Yeah,

607
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 2: I don't know. Tears for Fears.

608
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 3: This is another band that I've eaten tickets for a

609
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 3: handful of times because something's come up. I've been thwarted

610
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 3: in my attempts to see Tears for Fears. Love them

611
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 3: Tears for Fears. That's a good thing.

612
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Speaker 2: Okay, I can't. I made it back. Were you in

613
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 2: the Little Boys Room?

614
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 3: No? I ran a marathon almost basically, Uh, down to

615
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 3: the No. My power walked down to the arcade with him.

616
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Speaker 4: Uh.

617
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:33,959
Speaker 3: He walked out and there were some autograph house and uh,

618
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 3: he gave me, then get a man here.

619
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Speaker 2: Look.

620
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Speaker 3: So we went around the side and went out the

621
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Speaker 3: alley and then down to the arcade. That way, did

622
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Speaker 3: I walked them all the way.

623
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Speaker 2: Wo look at your little securities and sally through the man.

624
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 2: I mean, they were up his ass. He would have been,

625
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 2: he would have been stuck there for a minute. You

626
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 2: could emit. Poor guy's dead, dude. He just got like

627
00:33:58,760 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 2: I mean, he just got in.

628
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 3: No, it wasn't it was it was there the autograph hounds,

629
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Speaker 3: you know that the they're just they're middle aged dudes.

630
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 3: Well when I first when I first went to the

631
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 3: lobby to bring him in, I was like, Oh, no,

632
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 3: is he mad that he's here because he doesn't need

633
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 3: to sell tickets? You know what I mean. Usually people

634
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 3: come when they need to push for tickets. But he's like,

635
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,800
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm like so dead tired. I'm like, this

636
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 3: is low steaks man. You're gonna be fine. But I'll

637
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 3: tell you what, man, lights come on, Mike goes on.

638
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,359
Speaker 2: He is a pro boy, Yeah he is. He's such

639
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 2: a nice guy. Nice dude. He's a nice voice.

640
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,880
Speaker 3: Did you send me the Pittsburgh Tears for Fears or

641
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:37,280
Speaker 3: did one of our Pittsburgh hero.

642
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 2: Chets that I sent that to you? Shot shot let

643
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 2: it all out.

644
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Speaker 21: These are the things I could do with that. Come on, alright,

645
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Speaker 21: I'm talking to you, go talking to you. He should

646
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Speaker 21: have gone with talking with talking to yins, but he

647
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 21: didn't do That's okay, shot shot talking agians. Come on, Donnie,

648
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 21: shot that's pretty good.

649
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 4: Shot.

650
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:10,800
Speaker 6: Shot.

651
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 2: Let it all that. These are the things I could

652
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 2: do with that.

653
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 3: Come on, I'm talking agens. Speaking of Saturday Night Live.

654
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Speaker 8: By the way, our friend Bill Squire uh and Ramona

655
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Speaker 8: Reevas both Ramona a very funny comedian who was in

656
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 8: New York for a bit, and an a lum of

657
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 8: the Alan Cock Show comedy tour and we used to

658
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:42,839
Speaker 8: do those. They both got shouted out by Marcelo Hernandez. Yeah,

659
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 8: so it's still on Saturday Night Live. He's from Miami,

660
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Speaker 8: but he went to school I think at John Carroll

661
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Speaker 8: and so Cleveland kind of claims Marcelo Hernandez because his

662
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Speaker 8: early days of stand up. We're here in Cleveland and

663
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Speaker 8: he was doing Dax Shepherd's podcast and he shouted out

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Speaker 8: shot shot. He shot at Bill and ramone.

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Speaker 19: And that's why I took any job I could in Ohio.

666
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Speaker 19: I was doing every little room.

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Speaker 2: There can't be a ton of options in Cleveland. Was surprised.

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Speaker 19: Yeah, there was these guys Bill Squire and Ramone Revas

669
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Speaker 19: who were doing a bunch of local shows, and Ramone

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Speaker 19: knew people from New York and that was his advice

671
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Speaker 19: to me was go to New York once, you know,

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Speaker 19: every every once in a while to meet people.

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Speaker 2: This guy Jim twos that used to I don't know

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Speaker 2: where Jim Two's is, but he's.

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Speaker 19: A He's a funny guy out of Cleveland that moved

676
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Speaker 19: to New York, and so there was this energy of like, Okay,

677
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Speaker 19: that's where the stuff is, that's where the stand up is.

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Speaker 8: Jim Twos is great too. He is still in New York.

679
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 8: By the way, he did the Alan Cock Show comedy tour.

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Speaker 8: When he's in town, we have Jim twos on.

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Speaker 2: He's great. Did you watch his special I did? Oh

682
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,320
Speaker 2: my God, American Boy so funny.

683
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Speaker 8: He talks about the difference between partying in Ohio and

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Speaker 8: in Miami, Florida, where he's from.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, think about the I went to college in Ohio.

686
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,800
Speaker 5: I guess you could say that I studied abroad.

687
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Speaker 2: I'll tell you this.

688
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Speaker 5: When I went to Ohio, my biggest surprise were the parties.

689
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 5: Because in Miami, when we party, it's all about the girls.

690
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,320
Speaker 5: How many girls are gonna be there? There can be

691
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Speaker 5: no guys, there can only be girls. The party tonight

692
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Speaker 5: is going to be seven hundred girls and us four.

693
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Speaker 5: That's how we like to party. And in Ohio, it's

694
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 5: not about the girls at all. It's about the beers.

695
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Speaker 5: How many beers are gonna be there if I sell

696
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Speaker 5: my car? How many beers do you think?

697
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Speaker 2: In Miami?

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Speaker 5: You dance in Miami the music is making you dance.

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Speaker 5: And it's not because you want to. It's because the

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Speaker 5: music makes you dance. We cannot stop. The music is

701
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Speaker 5: too crazy for.

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Speaker 2: You not to dance.

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Speaker 5: You're sitting there, standing still. And then you hear two

704
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Speaker 5: got to got to characters garden to look at you.

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Speaker 5: That's two in the morning in Miami. Two in the

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Speaker 5: morning in Cleveland, Ohio. It's a totally different story. You

707
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Speaker 5: here is let's see the girls are no words will

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Speaker 5: be found. They're singing sad songs. It's the price, like, like,

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Speaker 5: why are you paying a price?

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Speaker 2: How many beers are going to be there? That was

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Speaker 2: a great special.

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Speaker 8: I wonder what brought him to college up here? That's

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Speaker 8: the I didn't get that backstory.

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Speaker 3: But but no, it was cool that he shotted those

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Speaker 3: guys at rob shot.

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Speaker 2: Shot shot Let it all that.

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Speaker 2: Man is Hank Junior ripping off Clapton's Wonderful Tonight with

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Speaker 2: that riff?

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00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 3: Sure sounds like wow, I like Weatherman. I mean this

728
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 3: is like late seventies. I think Wonderful Tonight was when

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Speaker 3: late seventies all same time, early mid seventies.

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Speaker 8: I mean, it's not like neither of those guys could

731
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Speaker 8: have eventually come up with that riff. But Wonderful Tonight

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Speaker 8: nineteen seventy seven, then Hank Junior does Weatherman in nineteen

733
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Speaker 8: eighty one.

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Speaker 3: That's a wonderful Tonight came first. That's a very similar riff.

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Speaker 3: Hey Josh in Saint Louis, Hey Alan I thought.

736
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Speaker 22: I would call in today because it's the last day

737
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:07,360
Speaker 22: I can call in before the Super Bowl, and I

738
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,800
Speaker 22: wanted to just say to Rob, Hey, we're gonna do it.

739
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 2: I hope. So okay, I sure hope.

740
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Speaker 8: So you know, Rob's excited that he that he has

741
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 8: a fellow Patriots fan and one of our sales guys

742
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 8: is from Rhode Island, John Legure, you have a confederate

743
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 8: in our building, Rob, Yeah.

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Speaker 22: I feel like I'm watching history repeat itself, where every

745
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 22: time the Patriots would make the Super Bowl, ESPN would

746
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 22: be like, well, the pay division.

747
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 2: Is hard, YadA, YadA YadA.

748
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,839
Speaker 22: Their defensively is good, YadA, YadA YadA. And I feel

749
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 22: like we're going to see the same thing happen. We've watched,

750
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Speaker 22: you and I have watched over and over for the

751
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Speaker 22: last twenty five, twenty six years.

752
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 14: Again, what the cold.

753
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 3: News is if you buy into the groundhog stuff, every

754
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 3: time the groundhog has seen his shadow.

755
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 2: And the Patriots were in the Super Bowl, they won.

756
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 2: So if you're a beatman, they're saying, go all in

757
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,240
Speaker 2: on that. What if you don't buy into the groundhog stuff,

758
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,280
Speaker 2: still go all in on that. I don't know Honestly,

759
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 2: I think it's going to be a great game. It's not.

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00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:08,919
Speaker 2: You know, look at good.

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00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 22: How many times did you feel dressed to groundhog before

762
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Speaker 22: the game starts?

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Speaker 2: It's me it's twice, all right. So yes, Rob, I

764
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 2: am fully in and I'm glad.

765
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Speaker 22: It's so nice to hear somebody talk good about the Patriots,

766
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 22: because I live in Saint Louis and everybody here hates.

767
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 2: The team, you know, so most places the radio.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Alan.

769
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Speaker 22: I was really calling originally because I'm concerned for you.

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Speaker 22: You said you're eating tickets now eating what? Eating tickets

771
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 22: to tears for fears?

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00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 8: Yes, I'm eating tickets. Yes they're digital on your phone now, Josh,

773
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 8: so there's no way to eat them, right.

774
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,760
Speaker 22: I was just concerned because of the squeeze Salad.

775
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 4: I know what I am.

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Speaker 3: I appreciate your concern, Josh. I want to put your

777
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 3: mind to rest. Okay, act I'm not if you know me,

778
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 3: I actually eat very little. Okay, thank you, Josh.

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Speaker 2: Have a good weekend, Laura.

780
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Speaker 3: You do.

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Speaker 8: How did Josh end up a Patriots fans Lewis? I

782
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 8: mean maybe he's just It doesn't mean that you can't

783
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:30,279
Speaker 8: root for whoever you want to. I'm just curious you

784
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 8: think that he might have been a Rams fan and

785
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 8: Cardinals too. Yeah, indeed, we're running these I don't want

786
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 8: to be that guy, Rob, I really don't want to

787
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 8: be that guy. But we're running a promo.

788
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 23: You know.

789
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 8: We run a lot of promos here for the various

790
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 8: things that iHeartRadio is doing. This company loves nothing more

791
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 8: than an awards show of their own making, right, so

792
00:42:57,719 --> 00:43:02,760
Speaker 8: they have the Podcast Award and they've got the Music Awards.

793
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 8: I think we're running promos for the Music Awards. Oh yeah,

794
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 8: And it's a nominations promo and they have Hello from

795
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 8: some people are being nominated, and they're very much the

796
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 8: people of the day, right. These are Sabrina Carpenter and Hey,

797
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,720
Speaker 8: I'm Taylor Swift and I'm nominated. And so I'm listening

798
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,760
Speaker 8: and it caught my ear and I had I didn't

799
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 8: wasn't quite sure what I was hearing. There's an artist

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Speaker 8: in there, Mariah the Scientist. Have you heard of Mariah

801
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 8: the Scientist? Okay, well she's popular, that's why she's being nominated.

802
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 8: But I'm like Mariah the Scientist again, Rob, I don't

803
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 8: want to be that guy. But come on listen. Chance

804
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 8: the Rapper, Okay, he is, who know, the activist? He is,

805
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 8: Dan the Automator, he is the Weekend he is Rob is,

806
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 8: he's a friday Anist. But Mariah the scientist. I mean,

807
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 8: it's cute. You're an artist and you can call yourself

808
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 8: whatever you want, But if you wanted to be a scientist,

809
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 8: you should have become a scientist. Maybe she is, eh,

810
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 8: probably not. It takes a while to get your career going.

811
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 8: She's probably in her mid to late twenties. Maybe she

812
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 8: has a science degree, so technically she's a scientist. I

813
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 8: mean it's a lot harder Rob to become a scientist

814
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 8: than a rapper. So you just call yourself Mariah the scientist.

815
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,399
Speaker 8: I realized that, you know, or in a time where

816
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 8: people are proudly anti science.

817
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 2: But that's just rude.

818
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 8: I know it's another hallmark of our decaying empire, but

819
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 8: it's just rude. Rob, Mariah the scientist. I've been robbed

820
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 8: the a hole for forty years. I mean, imagine if,

821
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,720
Speaker 8: like us, I imagine if Anthony Fauci called himself Tony

822
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 8: the rapper, right the entire hip hop community. Rob would

823
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 8: scoff perhaps you'd get a full scoff from them. Maybe

824
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 8: they would embrace him Tony the bar spitter if he

825
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 8: wanted to call him. Actually, AFAF would be the perfect

826
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 8: handle for him. He's gonna use his initials. I'm AFAF perfect.

827
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:27,400
Speaker 8: So anyway, I'm sure that Mariah the Scientist is very talented.

828
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 8: And I heard it in the background as I was

829
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,359
Speaker 8: doing something else with the promo, but I wasn't quite

830
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,919
Speaker 8: sure what I heard. I heard the Mariah part, wasn't

831
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 8: sure about the rest. Had to google it. Mariah the Scientist.

832
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 8: So maybe you're right. Maybe she's doing lab experiments on

833
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 8: the stage.

834
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:49,879
Speaker 3: Maybe she had a job drilling holes into monkeys' heads

835
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 3: to test lipstick for a few months, all sided, it

836
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:52,919
Speaker 3: wasn't for her.

837
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 8: Let let out of bad humors. So a scientist from

838
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 8: like the Middle Ages, then right, Oh, that is a twist.

839
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,879
Speaker 2: Science is a liar sometimes.

840
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 8: Okay, now again I'm being cheeky. You can call yourself

841
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,840
Speaker 8: whatever you want. I just thought that was interesting.

842
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 2: How did she land on that?

843
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:13,280
Speaker 8: I'm sure if you were to ask her, she'd probably

844
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 8: be like, well, I the alchemy of my music. I

845
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 8: put things together in my musical lab and I decided

846
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 8: to call myself a scientist, and you could see that

847
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 8: logical threat.

848
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,360
Speaker 2: So what do you, aw man, I.

849
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 8: Think it's rude. I think it's rude to the science community.

850
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 8: Rob What I'm saying, what about a science community that

851
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 8: needs to be valued more than ever?

852
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 2: Yes? What about like doctor Dre He has a PhD.

853
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 8: Rob in what the School of hard knocks making crappy headphones.

854
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 8: He's the world's foremost authority on making crappy headphones. He

855
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 8: cashed out. He and Jimmy Iovin, they cashed the f out.

856
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 8: What about the other doctor Dre with that lover, He

857
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 8: has a PhD In being on the radio? Okay, all right,

858
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 8: yeah mister mister he he is a he is a mister,

859
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 8: but that's not but that's not me. But that's not

860
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 8: a professional title, right, Maybe it is, well in that

861
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 8: particular circle. I know that they were being cheeky by

862
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 8: calling their band mister mister. But maybe on a hot

863
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:34,360
Speaker 8: day they're standing outside spraying people with aerosolt water. Hey, Jerry, Hey, Jerry,

864
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:38,919
Speaker 8: are you calling me from Garrettsville from g Ville? Yes, yeah,

865
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 8: because Jess has you on the board as Carrottsville. I

866
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 8: can't all right, Jerry from Carrottsville. I'm like, all right,

867
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 8: either Jess doesn't know what is or Jerry's calling to

868
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:52,839
Speaker 8: troll me on our soup conversation.

869
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 2: Please, Jerry, you have the floor, all right.

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Speaker 22: I got a huge announcement to make and if you.

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Speaker 2: Are fill, be the judge of that dial, be the

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00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:13,359
Speaker 2: judge of that They're going back.

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Speaker 3: I expect nothing less from the Pride of Carrottsville.

874
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:20,799
Speaker 2: Jerry running.

875
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 23: From the Pride of Carrottsville and Wyndham, Ohio. Vin Sneer,

876
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:31,320
Speaker 23: Maxilla and three Hops are hosting a show in Wyndom,

877
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 23: Ohio at Timeout Sports Bar and Grill.

878
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 2: There will be death metal, there will be rock and roll,

879
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:38,800
Speaker 2: and there will be covers.

880
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 23: I want to see your beautiful faces there. Vis Sneer

881
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:45,280
Speaker 23: is going to run the world.

882
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 2: Where is this again?

883
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:58,360
Speaker 8: Zero, I gotta go to g Ville for this. You

884
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 8: gotta go to Windom, Windom. I've got to go to

885
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 8: where's Windom? Rob like the hotel chain. Where's Wyndham, Ohio,

886
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 8: Eastern Portage County. There's sixteen hundred people there, Jerry, I

887
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 8: don't gotta go to wind for anything.

888
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:21,760
Speaker 2: Okay, every single one of them every single one on one.

889
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 24: Right?

890
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 2: Okay, listen? Is that your band, Jerry?

891
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 4: Uh?

892
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, Maxdilla, you know Rob after DJ Crazy Jamie hit

893
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 8: me up yesterday. I feel like perhaps I've inadvertently opened

894
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 8: the floodgates here on uh and listen. I'm always trying

895
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 8: to help a fellow artist, but I have no idea

896
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 8: what's going on out there in Carrottsville, and I don't

897
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 8: know that Jerry does.

898
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 2: Okay, Windom, there you go, thank you Jerry.

899
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,799
Speaker 8: It sounds like Jerry's got a big old festival going

900
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 8: on in Windom Rob, which is, of course, if you

901
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:00,120
Speaker 8: know your Ohio geography, it's just a hop and a

902
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 8: skip from Carrottsville.

903
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 2: It's a uh.

904
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 8: Windham is southeast of Garrettsville. Boy, I haven't been to

905
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 8: Garrettsville in a hundred years. I had an appearance in

906
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 8: Garrettsville many years ago.

907
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:15,799
Speaker 2: I feel like I played.

908
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 8: I think they used to have a Slim and Chubbies

909
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:20,919
Speaker 8: in Garrettsville. You know how we do the buzzard bike

910
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,240
Speaker 8: at Slim and Chubbies in Strongsville.

911
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 2: I feel like they used to have one in Gville.

912
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 3: That sounds familiar, right, So yeah, anyway, I haven't been

913
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 3: out there in a minute. It's a hall boy, but

914
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 3: I remember just having a great time the people of Carrottsville.

915
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 3: Rob yep for a town named after a premier vegetable.

916
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 8: You know, you go a couple of clicks over to

917
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:53,319
Speaker 8: cucumber Town and those people a bunch of farmers, Oh

918
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 8: my god, clowns. But out there Jerry, out there in Carrottsville,

919
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 8: he's doing the lord's work.

920
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 2: I could have asked him. I was like Carrottsville and

921
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:07,840
Speaker 2: he's like, yeah, yeah, And I was like, what state

922
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 2: is that he goes? Ohio.

923
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 8: I don't think he was really I think he had

924
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 8: a full head esteem to get his information out and

925
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 8: I don't think that. But he did bill it Rob

926
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 8: as a huge announcement, A huge announce I.

927
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:23,919
Speaker 3: Mean he got the Alan Cox Show, breaking news exclusive.

928
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 2: I mean this was a that was that was a letdown.

929
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 2: I don't know. It all sounded very very muddy to me.

930
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,319
Speaker 3: Mike and Parma wants to know if you would let

931
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:38,280
Speaker 3: Mike and the mechanics work on your vehicle, I would.

932
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:40,320
Speaker 2: Stallion.

933
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 3: Well, you know, I thought about well else you got

934
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:47,400
Speaker 3: horse legs? I I have I have been on Meghan

935
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 3: d Stallion scenes anyone else Again, I don't want to.

936
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:50,439
Speaker 2: Be that guy.

937
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 8: But if you've been a fan of this show for

938
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 8: a long time, you remember years ago me saying, everybody's

939
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,720
Speaker 8: paying attention to so and so, you point your attention

940
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 8: to Meghan the Stallion.

941
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,239
Speaker 3: I said, you are going to be hearing about her

942
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 3: in a while, and they did. Rob Is she still

943
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:07,839
Speaker 3: a big deal?

944
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah, I think so.

945
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 3: I mean again, she's been around for a minute now,

946
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 3: and there's always gonna be people are gonna come a

947
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 3: long cupcake and sweetie and you know people like that

948
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 3: in that.

949
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 2: Uh but yeah, I think so. She's a song called

950
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 2: b I T C H.

951
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 3: Yes, thought ish, Yeah, there's one I'd like that that

952
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:30,840
Speaker 3: hole over there, Yes, cash Shrimp.

953
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:34,840
Speaker 8: I mean now that Nicki Minaj has basically aligned herself

954
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:38,440
Speaker 8: with a completely different audience, a nature of horrors, a

955
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 8: vacuum and uh, big old freak, Yes, big old freak.

956
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,279
Speaker 2: You have to jump in on Meghan the Stallion, too

957
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 2: familiar with.

958
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:53,320
Speaker 8: Her work and being told Slim and Jumbos was the

959
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 8: place in Garrettsville. Slim and Jumbos there it is Garrettsville. Okay.

960
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:02,839
Speaker 3: Former President Johnson owned the establishment. Johnson Johnson all right

961
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:08,560
Speaker 3: with his jumbo Oh I wasn't following along swimming jumbos,

962
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 3: That's what it wasn't the name of this.

963
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 6: Right weight out slack, Make thing inch bigger in the waist,

964
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 6: make the pockets at least an inch longer, My money

965
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 6: and my knife everything, Paul out, wait another thing that

966
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:27,319
Speaker 6: crutch down your nuts hang? It's always a little they

967
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 6: cut me under there, but see if you can't leave

968
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 6: me about it? An age from the part of the

969
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 6: Zippert and uh round under my back of my bung hole.

970
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:42,320
Speaker 3: Do I just imagine the president of that pants company,

971
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:46,799
Speaker 3: Hagard Pants, just looking at his phone, going I run

972
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:49,840
Speaker 3: this goddamn company, and this man is belching in my

973
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:53,320
Speaker 3: ear and telling me to add extra material where his

974
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:57,080
Speaker 3: nutsack hangs so he doesn't cut himself.

975
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 2: It had to be a surreal conversation for that man.

976
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,200
Speaker 8: Did you ever think we'd pined for the days when

977
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 8: a president was on the phone just talking about his bunghole?

978
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 3: Yeah?

979
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 2: Those are the good old days, weren't they. If you

980
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:15,839
Speaker 2: ever get the feeling that he doesn't love you, don't

981
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:16,799
Speaker 2: you love me too?

982
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 10: Feel again?

983
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 20: Alan Cox on one hundred point seven Dommas, I bought

984
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:28,759
Speaker 20: a four pack of humane mouse traps rob because I

985
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 20: was cleaning out my shed a weekend before this last

986
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:34,840
Speaker 20: one and it was just obviously a lot of mouse poop,

987
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:37,440
Speaker 20: and there was some in the garage as well, and

988
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:40,720
Speaker 20: so I said, well, I'm gonna buy some humane mouse traps.

989
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,239
Speaker 2: I have a nine year old and there was no

990
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:43,920
Speaker 2: way I was going to be able to get around that.

991
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:45,920
Speaker 8: If people have been listening to the show for a

992
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 8: long time, they might recall how I used to dispose

993
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:51,279
Speaker 8: of mice when I lived in Ohio City. I took

994
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 8: a lot of heat from a contingent of this audience

995
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 8: when I talked about how I would remove mice from

996
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:01,399
Speaker 8: my home when we lived in the city for many years,

997
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:04,880
Speaker 8: I would put glue traps down and then, because that

998
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 8: doesn't kill them, it just makes them stuck, and then

999
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:13,120
Speaker 8: I would seal them up in ziplock bags and I

1000
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 8: would let nature take its course. And to me, of course,

1001
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 8: then people said that that was a cruel and unusual. However,

1002
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:22,800
Speaker 8: I thought that was a good way to send a

1003
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:28,000
Speaker 8: message that if you find yourself into my domicile, this

1004
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 8: is how it's going to end for you.

1005
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 2: You ain't getting back out, So your friend over there

1006
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 2: you want to end up like that? Yeah, it would

1007
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,200
Speaker 2: be terrible if a similar fates film.

1008
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 8: Mickey, And to all you nay sayers, I said, at

1009
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 8: the time, it was my stop showing up. So sure, uh,

1010
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 8: it is somewhat faulty logic to purport that a mouse

1011
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:56,920
Speaker 8: that is stuck and sealed up in a ziplock bag

1012
00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 8: is going to get the word back to its mouse

1013
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 8: friends not to show up at that address.

1014
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:06,600
Speaker 2: But those might stop showing up. But of course I

1015
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:07,640
Speaker 2: have a nine year old now.

1016
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 8: And frankly, Rob, I've grown as a person, and I said, well,

1017
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:13,880
Speaker 8: I'm gonna get some of these humane mouse traps, so

1018
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 8: we know what these are.

1019
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:17,400
Speaker 2: I think they in this case, these are.

1020
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:22,800
Speaker 8: Green plastic cylinders and the brand is called mouse Hotel.

1021
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 2: And I love the photo on the cover of the box.

1022
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:30,440
Speaker 8: It's kind of a mouse who looks like an eighteenth

1023
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:33,880
Speaker 8: century dandy, you know. He looks like he couldn't be

1024
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 8: happier to get caught in this thing. He's got a

1025
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:39,920
Speaker 8: hat on and I think a monocle, and he's got

1026
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:43,439
Speaker 8: he's all decked out. It's also got a mustache, which

1027
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:47,160
Speaker 8: I guess maybe is period specific, but highly unlikely for

1028
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 8: a mouse anyway. So it comes in these four plastic tubes,

1029
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 8: right and you if you aren't familiar with these human

1030
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:58,520
Speaker 8: match mousetraps, what it is is.

1031
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:01,319
Speaker 2: You put something to get one end.

1032
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 8: In this case, I used peanut butter, and then when

1033
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:08,479
Speaker 8: they walk in the one end, they trip this little

1034
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:11,520
Speaker 8: spring and it closes them up. Doesn't kill them, it doesn't,

1035
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:13,799
Speaker 8: you know, not old school mouse traps where it would

1036
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 8: snap on them, keeps them alive. But they are trapped

1037
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 8: in this cylinder, a green plastic prison, if you will.

1038
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 8: And so my daughter and I went out, put one

1039
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 8: in the shed, put one in the garage, and I

1040
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:28,040
Speaker 8: told her, I said, hey, sometimes you really get to

1041
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:29,680
Speaker 8: wait for these. I said, we're probably gonna get one

1042
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 8: from the shed much sooner than the garage.

1043
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 2: She bolts up.

1044
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 8: This is weekend before this last one, because we were

1045
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 8: camping this past weekend. Last weekend put out the humane

1046
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 8: mouse traps.

1047
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:44,200
Speaker 3: Sure enough, next morning she bolts up out of bed

1048
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 3: and I said, let's go check the traps.

1049
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 8: I figured we'd have one in the shed, and we did.

1050
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:51,040
Speaker 8: Figured we wait a little bit longer for the one

1051
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:53,080
Speaker 8: in the garage. Nope, that one was full too.

1052
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 2: So now I got two.

1053
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 8: So I put them on the We have like a

1054
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 8: big table out in the back patio, and I put

1055
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 8: them there until we could release them back into the wild.

1056
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,040
Speaker 8: And it was essentially started to look like my daughter

1057
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:11,280
Speaker 8: was the warden of a mouse prison. But uh, yeah,

1058
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:14,640
Speaker 8: so we get these uh, we get these mice and

1059
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 8: then but you know the thing is, then we take

1060
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 8: it to a nearby park and we let them out,

1061
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,600
Speaker 8: and there's the whole thing. The thing is, though, every

1062
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:24,200
Speaker 8: time I put these traps back in those spots, I'm

1063
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 8: gonna get more mice. Yeah, so how long am I

1064
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 8: going to keep doing this? It's not coming to deplete

1065
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:32,160
Speaker 8: the local mouse population when you're just throwing them back.

1066
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 3: I know, But throwing them back in a different neighborhood,

1067
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:37,080
Speaker 3: it now becomes there on their way back.

1068
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:37,640
Speaker 16: I know.

1069
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:38,680
Speaker 2: This is what I'm saying.

1070
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 3: This is why Alan used to do glue traps and

1071
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:42,919
Speaker 3: zip lock.

1072
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:43,920
Speaker 25: Right.

1073
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,920
Speaker 2: This is what you get for being soft. Maybe there's

1074
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:48,840
Speaker 2: a compromise. Get get those bait traps.

1075
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:53,439
Speaker 3: We'll cut the bike in two. They get the bait traps,

1076
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,400
Speaker 3: they eat the stuff. They think they got a nice meal.

1077
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:58,160
Speaker 3: They take it back to their little nest. They kill everybody.

1078
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:00,920
Speaker 3: That's what I do, isn't it. I thought that was

1079
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,160
Speaker 3: like for ants or something.

1080
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:02,959
Speaker 14: Mice.

1081
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 2: I got that from mice. You got that from ice?

1082
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:05,480
Speaker 6: Huh?

1083
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:06,000
Speaker 14: Yeah.

1084
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,040
Speaker 2: I had these little bait stations in my house.

1085
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:08,920
Speaker 14: Uh.

1086
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 2: You cut these things in the house. They like, you know,

1087
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:12,760
Speaker 2: they got like the ones we have in the kitchen here. Yeah,

1088
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:13,280
Speaker 2: it's like that.

1089
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:15,960
Speaker 8: They run in a little snack, take it back to

1090
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Speaker 8: the nest. Well they It might take a couple of days,

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00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:20,320
Speaker 8: but it works. Well, I was gonna say, how does

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00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:22,800
Speaker 8: that work? They take what back to the mice? Whatever

1093
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 8: they eat?

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00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:25,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, but how does that kill the other mice? I

1095
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:29,520
Speaker 2: think it's uh, I don't know. They kiss, They kissed

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00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 2: around the other one's poop. I don't know what does it?

1097
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 2: But something does it?

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00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:33,640
Speaker 3: Hey?

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Speaker 8: And then the mice go back and when this sixty

1100
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:44,360
Speaker 8: nine and yeah it's a mouse std Yeah, I don't

1101
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:46,840
Speaker 8: know about that. And frankly, I don't know that I'm

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00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 8: in any kind of mindset to be killing communities of mice.

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00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 2: I And again, the.

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00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 8: Ones these aren't in my home, right, they're just in

1105
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 8: my shed. They're in the garage. If they're in your home,

1106
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:02,800
Speaker 8: they're in home, I guess. But I mean, I'm just

1107
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:05,160
Speaker 8: saying the shed's way out in the back, and and

1108
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:07,320
Speaker 8: you know you're gonna have mice in there. I mean

1109
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 8: when I was sweeping out the shud, I took everything

1110
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 8: out a couple of weekends ago, and I was sweeping it,

1111
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 8: I was like, Holy Christ, just you know, you end

1112
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:17,400
Speaker 8: up with a pile of debris and mouse poop. But

1113
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:21,680
Speaker 8: everybody would expect that. So nothing in the home, So

1114
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:25,160
Speaker 8: it's not like they're bothering anything. But there is the

1115
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:27,240
Speaker 8: added step now I want again, And mind you, if

1116
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:28,920
Speaker 8: I didn't have a nine year old daughter, I wouldn't

1117
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 8: be doing any of this, right, I'd be going in

1118
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,000
Speaker 8: there with a dison and sucking them up. Oh yeah,

1119
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 8: But there's the added step of then taking them and

1120
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 8: humanely releasing them a couple of times first bag, Yeah, Alan,

1121
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:49,440
Speaker 8: you should just take the Tom and Jerry route and

1122
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 8: dispose of your mice with a double barrel shotgun.

1123
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:53,920
Speaker 2: See that's why I'm a sucker.

1124
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:57,040
Speaker 8: You know, I'm a single barrel shotgun man rob and

1125
01:00:57,200 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 8: so the double barrel those of you who are responsible

1126
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:04,800
Speaker 8: gun owners. You know how you need the two barrels

1127
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:08,400
Speaker 8: for the mice, and that's to be very, very difficult.

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01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 8: If you really wanted to send him a message, you

1129
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 8: would have given them little cement shoes and showed them

1130
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 8: the lake.

1131
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I hope this doesn't.

1132
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:20,520
Speaker 3: I should get like tiny little oil drums and put

1133
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:23,080
Speaker 3: them in there and then just like a final scene

1134
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:27,320
Speaker 3: in Casino, like did Joe Peshy character, mouse is gonna

1135
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:28,600
Speaker 3: have to watch his brother get whacked.

1136
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:31,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, you're next, and then you push him

1137
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:35,680
Speaker 2: into the grave. All your friends send a message.

1138
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:40,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, Kevin and Ipselanie, Alan, what would that mouse sound like?

1139
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:43,880
Speaker 8: From the eighteenth century? And Hey, I'm stuck in a

1140
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:48,720
Speaker 8: glow trap. Hey a mouse and selling anything?

1141
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:51,080
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Alan?

1142
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 8: I am pale my mice on wooden spikes and display.

1143
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 8: The bodies are on the shed with signs to say

1144
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:58,560
Speaker 8: things like thief, adulterer and heretic.

1145
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:00,880
Speaker 2: I'm telling you go an old school.

1146
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:04,960
Speaker 8: It does require an extra level of difficulty, but I

1147
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 8: love the stage.

1148
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:07,680
Speaker 2: Craft walking around yelling shame.

1149
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:08,080
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1150
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:09,520
Speaker 2: Bill, absolutely.

1151
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:13,040
Speaker 8: When those other mice show up and they look and

1152
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 8: they see a series of mice on crucifixes. What's the

1153
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 8: plural of crucifix when they walk and they see that? Hey,

1154
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:28,080
Speaker 8: holy cow, I am never coming back here again, Alan Cox,

1155
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:31,240
Speaker 8: you just lost to listeners. Oh no, that's fifty percent

1156
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:35,439
Speaker 8: of my audience with your story is about cruelty to mice.

1157
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:39,800
Speaker 8: Absolutely vile, disgusting and sickening. Yes, well, listen, in a

1158
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 8: world now where cruelty is not only officially sanctioned, but encouraged,

1159
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:49,280
Speaker 8: I'm trying to teach my child a little bit more

1160
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:51,280
Speaker 8: humanely because people are like, why do you care for

1161
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:53,160
Speaker 8: their mouse and mice in your shed? I'm like, so,

1162
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,680
Speaker 8: I a nine year old who's fascinated by nature, That's why,

1163
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:57,960
Speaker 8: and she wants to be an active participant in it.

1164
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,920
Speaker 8: If you insist on killing mice, that you shoot a

1165
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,439
Speaker 8: snaptrap that ends their life instantly, there's absolutely no reason

1166
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,320
Speaker 8: to prolong your misery. Thank goodness, your daughter has some sense.

1167
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:12,280
Speaker 8: My daughter has some sense. Listen, Ah, she's nine right. No,

1168
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:14,880
Speaker 8: First of all, you're confusing the stories I was telling

1169
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:18,040
Speaker 8: from a decade ago when I was using glue traps.

1170
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 8: I don't do that now, I said, of course, it's

1171
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:23,160
Speaker 8: because I've grown as a person, I haven't, but it

1172
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:27,440
Speaker 8: makes me sound more interesting. And by the way, don't

1173
01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:30,800
Speaker 8: count on your old school traps to quote end their

1174
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 8: life instantly.

1175
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:34,560
Speaker 2: Right if you get them in the right spot, it will.

1176
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,160
Speaker 8: But if you've ever come across one of those old

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01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:40,720
Speaker 8: school mouse traps where it didn't exactly, if it gets

1178
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:44,560
Speaker 8: them on the neck right, yeah, and severs their spinal column, yeah,

1179
01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:46,520
Speaker 8: it'll get them right away. If it gets them on

1180
01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:49,440
Speaker 8: the leg, you know, they if they can juke a

1181
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:51,680
Speaker 8: little bit, right, is the things coming down gets them

1182
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:54,600
Speaker 8: in the leg or anywhere or anywhere else.

1183
01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:57,800
Speaker 2: Don't kill them traps them. That's even worse.

1184
01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:00,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've seen it where like they actually get it

1185
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:01,680
Speaker 3: like in the middle, you know what I mean, and

1186
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:02,640
Speaker 3: they're just trying to move.

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01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:07,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's it's not good, Alan, poisons no good. They

1188
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:09,400
Speaker 8: die in your walls, and they stink when they rot.

1189
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:12,920
Speaker 8: Short term, last thing, you take the rough with the smooth.

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01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:18,040
Speaker 8: What do you want, hey, guys? Short term? Yeah, I'm

1191
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:21,280
Speaker 8: playing short term stink on two hours of midnight in

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01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:24,640
Speaker 8: a couple of weeks ago. Hey, guys, Alan, careful of

1193
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:28,160
Speaker 8: those humane traps. Years ago I was using them and

1194
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 8: I put one in a drawer because that's where a

1195
01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:33,720
Speaker 8: mouse kept going. I forgot I put it in there,

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01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:37,200
Speaker 8: and about six months later I found that trap in

1197
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:38,240
Speaker 8: there with a mouse.

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01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:42,920
Speaker 2: Skeleton in it. So it was pretty god inhumane. Yeah, well,

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01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:46,080
Speaker 2: that's not a trap problem, that's a you problem. Well,

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01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:48,200
Speaker 2: it's also the traps are humane.

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01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:50,680
Speaker 8: You go and you release them or whatever, and they're fine,

1202
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:53,400
Speaker 8: and you know it also, and my daughter and I

1203
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:56,040
Speaker 8: noticed this, or she pointed it out. It is also

1204
01:04:56,120 --> 01:05:01,760
Speaker 8: an interesting case study in the various personalities of mice

1205
01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:06,280
Speaker 8: because we ended up with these two humane traps, each

1206
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:07,920
Speaker 8: with a live mouse in it, and we're going to

1207
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,240
Speaker 8: take it in the woods and release them.

1208
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:12,520
Speaker 2: One of the mice a day later because kept them overnight.

1209
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:17,320
Speaker 8: A day later, the one mouse running around, still trying

1210
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:19,040
Speaker 8: to get out of this thing, right, hasn't figured it

1211
01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:21,160
Speaker 8: out yet, And they're side by side they can see

1212
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:24,600
Speaker 8: each other transparent traps. The other one curled up at

1213
01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:29,520
Speaker 8: one end, not moving. It's almost resigned itself to its fate,

1214
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:32,080
Speaker 8: and you have to wonder why that is. Then you

1215
01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:36,240
Speaker 8: open the door and he's like own free and they're

1216
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:40,160
Speaker 8: hanging free as the wind blows. You gotta shake it

1217
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:41,800
Speaker 8: a little bit when you get it down to the ground,

1218
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:44,439
Speaker 8: because it was like it was hanging on for grim death.

1219
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:53,000
Speaker 24: Allan Rob's bait trap idea is perfect you. Your daughter

1220
01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:56,600
Speaker 24: does not need to know everything you are doing. Put

1221
01:05:56,680 --> 01:06:00,640
Speaker 24: those secretly around. Don't let her completely on your life.

1222
01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:05,760
Speaker 24: You're gonna have mice forever. I like that guy's parenting tips.

1223
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:08,840
Speaker 24: Don't let her completely run your life. Yes, you know

1224
01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:11,080
Speaker 24: how she runs my life. When I said I want

1225
01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:14,160
Speaker 24: to get some humane traps for these mice. And then

1226
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:16,600
Speaker 24: the other end of the spectrum is Tia, who's number

1227
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:18,760
Speaker 24: three fourteen on the Blacklist. She goes, we used to

1228
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:20,760
Speaker 24: use glue traps for mice, and don't put them in

1229
01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:23,400
Speaker 24: bags and take them outside and drop bricks on them.

1230
01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:28,960
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, right, wow, you is but I the a hole. Wow,

1231
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:33,000
Speaker 2: you can't rob Jesus now.

1232
01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:35,160
Speaker 8: And your daughter's offering them a better life in a

1233
01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:37,120
Speaker 8: field with other mouse friends.

1234
01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:42,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

1235
01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:47,120
Speaker 8: Everybody's got their thoughts on how to do it, But

1236
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:52,320
Speaker 8: again I like the stage craft of it. Set up

1237
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:55,520
Speaker 8: a tiny gallows or guillotine. I'd like to find tiny

1238
01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:59,360
Speaker 8: little stocks and put them in those right head the

1239
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:02,200
Speaker 8: middle hole. Paul on each of the outer ones, and

1240
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:06,680
Speaker 8: then when people walk by, Uh, they'll notice, what's that story?

1241
01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:07,160
Speaker 16: Uh?

1242
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:10,440
Speaker 2: The guy comes in with a little flute, plays them

1243
01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:11,080
Speaker 2: out of town.

1244
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:18,480
Speaker 8: And I follow, Yeah, and get some pied pipe. Yeah shame, yeah,

1245
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:23,320
Speaker 8: pied peeper. Those are only humane mouse traps if you

1246
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:26,720
Speaker 8: remember to check them. Yeah, listen, understood. I don't know

1247
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:31,960
Speaker 8: how many people are taking per that guy's story. I

1248
01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:34,840
Speaker 8: can't imagine setting a trap because if you if you

1249
01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:37,920
Speaker 8: go to the lengths of getting traps, it's a problem

1250
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:40,320
Speaker 8: you want to solve or at least mitigate, right, and

1251
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:44,200
Speaker 8: then forget about them. I don't understand that. I mean,

1252
01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:45,840
Speaker 8: very next day, I'd be like, let's go see we

1253
01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:48,560
Speaker 8: get a mouse. Get this thing out of here. How

1254
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:51,720
Speaker 8: busy are you that you forget about especially in a drawer.

1255
01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:54,560
Speaker 8: You know, you never open that drawer like you've got

1256
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,200
Speaker 8: You've got mice in a drawer, so you go, okay,

1257
01:07:57,320 --> 01:07:59,480
Speaker 8: that drawer, I'm gonna put a trap in there, and

1258
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:01,600
Speaker 8: then you don't open it for six months.

1259
01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:05,800
Speaker 2: You forget about it. But you must be very busy. Boy.

1260
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:08,840
Speaker 2: I thought I was busy, very busy, and I on,

1261
01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:10,600
Speaker 2: have you asked the mice nicely?

1262
01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:11,120
Speaker 10: To leave.

1263
01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:12,160
Speaker 2: I sure have.

1264
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:15,240
Speaker 8: Oh that was don't think I didn't do that. That

1265
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:20,240
Speaker 8: was my first line of defense, ask them nicely to leave.

1266
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:23,320
Speaker 8: Trouble is, they're never there when you want them, right.

1267
01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:28,120
Speaker 3: I speak to them once I get them in the trap,

1268
01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:32,800
Speaker 3: I say, tell your friends, Tell your friends what you

1269
01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:33,839
Speaker 3: saw here today.

1270
01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:42,280
Speaker 8: Tell the story. Electric traps. See there you go use

1271
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:45,120
Speaker 8: electric traps kills them instantly.

1272
01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:46,759
Speaker 2: And again.

1273
01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:49,720
Speaker 8: I imagine that after a very brief period of time,

1274
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:52,320
Speaker 8: my daughter will forget about these.

1275
01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:56,799
Speaker 2: At all. And then I'll just put one in the garage,

1276
01:08:56,920 --> 01:08:58,559
Speaker 2: and you know, because I don't want to getting into

1277
01:08:58,600 --> 01:08:58,960
Speaker 2: the house.

1278
01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:02,920
Speaker 8: Go from the the shed. Mouse really don't care. Right,

1279
01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:07,160
Speaker 8: A shed is outside. It's going to be subject to

1280
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:13,880
Speaker 8: all kinds of woodland creatures. But maybe yours, huh, maybe yours,

1281
01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:16,720
Speaker 8: no matter, I don't know. It's my shed man. Yeah,

1282
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:20,680
Speaker 8: a little higher on the food chain, yeah, Alan, If

1283
01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:23,360
Speaker 8: you build a little nuclear reactor in the shed and

1284
01:09:23,439 --> 01:09:25,080
Speaker 8: let them melt down, the mice won't be able to

1285
01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:28,439
Speaker 8: live there for hundreds of years. Yeah. The thought being,

1286
01:09:28,479 --> 01:09:31,920
Speaker 8: if I stage a mouse three mile island, right, if

1287
01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:36,879
Speaker 8: there's not enough water getting into cool the reactor rods,

1288
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:39,800
Speaker 8: the fuel rods than these mice. Yeah, but then they

1289
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:42,800
Speaker 8: would take they would take that radiation. Wherever they went

1290
01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:47,320
Speaker 8: after that, they would irradiate of the immediate vicinity. It's

1291
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:53,040
Speaker 8: not terrible and I'm not looking for that little minichoyl. Yeah, Alan,

1292
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:55,160
Speaker 8: happy belated downtown anniversary.

1293
01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:55,400
Speaker 2: Boy.

1294
01:09:55,479 --> 01:09:57,840
Speaker 8: The things that people commit to memory. Kevin and ipsel

1295
01:09:57,840 --> 01:10:01,640
Speaker 8: Ani Michigan are bureau chief there. This past Saturday was

1296
01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:06,520
Speaker 8: our third anniversary down here, I believe at our new studios.

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01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:11,040
Speaker 8: Really yeah, a fact that I've taken great pains to

1298
01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:13,320
Speaker 8: try to raise from my memory.

1299
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:14,679
Speaker 2: But thank you, Kevin.

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01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:18,400
Speaker 3: That would be my three year anniversary here in Cleveland,

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01:10:18,439 --> 01:10:19,160
Speaker 3: Ohio as well.

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Speaker 10: Oh, good for you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I went camping this weekend, Rob, How was that?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:36,320
Speaker 2: It was eight days of enjoyment. Eight days. Well, we

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Speaker 2: went on.

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Speaker 8: I'm sorry, No, I hadn't gone ten camping in a

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01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,200
Speaker 8: long time. I came back early because I was on

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Speaker 8: the air today. Of course, my wife and child and

1311
01:10:45,439 --> 01:10:48,760
Speaker 8: brother in law he went back to Michigan and they

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Speaker 8: came back today.

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Speaker 2: We went out to Kelly's Island.

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Speaker 8: Last time we went, we stayed in what I didn't

1315
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Speaker 8: realize was the one hotel on Kelly's Island. This time

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01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:57,960
Speaker 8: we decided to get a campground there on the north

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Speaker 8: side of the island, and a Saturday it was hot

1318
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Speaker 8: as ball, so it was, you know, kind of uncomfortable.

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Speaker 8: But there's you know, you rent a golf cart and

1320
01:11:05,479 --> 01:11:09,280
Speaker 8: you zipping around and my daughter made some friends. There

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Speaker 8: is this across from the state park where we had

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Speaker 8: our campground. There is kind of this general store. It's

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Speaker 8: called Uncle Dix and they, I know, they really are

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01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:26,320
Speaker 8: not capitalizing on the things that they could do with

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Speaker 8: that name right there.

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Speaker 2: But it's Kelly's Island and it's.

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Speaker 8: This isn't put In Bay, right, people who go to

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Speaker 8: Putting Bay, that's kind of where you go to party.

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Speaker 8: I still have never been to Putting By been in

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Speaker 8: Kelly's Island a couple of times, take the ferry over

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Speaker 8: and whatever, but it is more sedate. It's more you know,

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Speaker 8: people aren't popping off over their on Kelly's Islands. A

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Speaker 8: lot of families and a lot of tent camping, a

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Speaker 8: lot of people pulling in their giant ARV's and things

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01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:53,040
Speaker 8: like that, posting up for a week. We were just

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Speaker 8: there for the weekend, and legit tent camping which is fun. Fine,

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Speaker 8: we're right there by the beach. But there's this place

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Speaker 8: called Uncle Dickson. If you've been to Kelly's Island, you're

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Speaker 8: familiar with it, and they're really not capitalizing on what

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01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:06,880
Speaker 8: they could be doing with that named. Again, they're trying

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Speaker 8: to keep it above board. But what I did notice

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01:12:09,479 --> 01:12:11,439
Speaker 8: is that they have a whole you know, there's all

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Speaker 8: kinds of Kelly's Island merch. Every store you go into,

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01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:17,360
Speaker 8: they're trying to sell you chachkes and shot classes and whatever.

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Speaker 2: Kelly's Eye.

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Speaker 8: It's fine, but they do have a whole series of

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01:12:21,439 --> 01:12:24,559
Speaker 8: t shirts that they're selling at this place that say

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01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:29,360
Speaker 8: Kelly's Island keeping it weird. And they're in a variety

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Speaker 8: of colors the same design, and again I don't understand

1350
01:12:32,320 --> 01:12:35,360
Speaker 8: the design. There are so many different ways you could

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01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:37,640
Speaker 8: go with Kelly's Island. Whatever you're trying to kind of

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01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:43,680
Speaker 8: drill down on this particular shirt is a taco surfing. Now,

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01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:45,800
Speaker 8: you'll see some white caps there on the north end

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Speaker 8: of the island, but you're not going to see any surfing.

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01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:50,040
Speaker 8: Although I did see one dude on one of those

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01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:53,600
Speaker 8: motorized wakeboards or whatever that was pretty wild. Where it

1357
01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:56,800
Speaker 8: just looks like you're hydroplaning above the surface of the water.

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01:12:57,200 --> 01:13:00,479
Speaker 8: That's pretty red. But the and so they have this

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01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:05,479
Speaker 8: particular shirt in multiple colors all along the back wall

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01:13:06,280 --> 01:13:09,479
Speaker 8: Kelly's Island, keeping it weird with a surfing Taco. Fine,

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Speaker 8: except on every single one of those shirts because they

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01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:16,800
Speaker 8: use the same image. Weird is misspelled. Oh w I

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Speaker 8: E r D is how they spelled. Of course, weird

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Speaker 8: is w E I r D. So not only are

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Speaker 8: they kind of lifting a bit from Austin, Texas, you know,

1366
01:13:24,439 --> 01:13:27,080
Speaker 8: keep Austin weird. A lot of other cities rip that off,

1367
01:13:27,160 --> 01:13:28,760
Speaker 8: but Austin's the first one to do. What I think,

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Speaker 8: weird is misspelled on every single one of those t shirts.

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Speaker 8: I don't know how many of those that they move

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01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:38,560
Speaker 8: on a regular basis, but I was perplexed by a

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01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:46,240
Speaker 8: surfing taco to represent the idyllic environment on the Kelly's Island,

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Speaker 8: but also that weird on every single one.

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01:13:50,080 --> 01:13:52,320
Speaker 2: Of those shirts is misspelled.

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Speaker 3: And you don't think anybody along the way, like, maybe

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01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:56,439
Speaker 3: is there a joke we're just not privy to.

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Speaker 8: If there is, I'd love to know what it is

1377
01:13:59,439 --> 01:14:01,280
Speaker 8: so I can be in on it. So yeah, sound

1378
01:14:01,360 --> 01:14:03,080
Speaker 8: like a douche. And again I'm not trying to be

1379
01:14:03,479 --> 01:14:05,479
Speaker 8: no no. I was just kind of standing there looking

1380
01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:07,439
Speaker 8: at it as my kid was getting some ice cream,

1381
01:14:07,439 --> 01:14:08,960
Speaker 8: because this is one of these places where they have

1382
01:14:09,120 --> 01:14:12,439
Speaker 8: like shirts and now you know, all like the touristy stuff,

1383
01:14:12,439 --> 01:14:14,600
Speaker 8: but then they have like an ice cream case and

1384
01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:16,960
Speaker 8: there's snacks, you know, things that you might need from

1385
01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:19,080
Speaker 8: because the campground is right across the street, so it

1386
01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:23,880
Speaker 8: is one of those general store type places. And I'm

1387
01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:27,800
Speaker 8: standing there looking and I'm like, that is spelled wrong

1388
01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:33,920
Speaker 8: on every single one of those shirts. Alan, could you

1389
01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:38,240
Speaker 8: help me promote my youth for Christ? Event boy, this

1390
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Speaker 8: is not somebody who listens to this program because you

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01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:42,400
Speaker 8: are zero for two without one.

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Speaker 2: Home Boy, I am neither a young nor a believer

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Speaker 2: in Christ. The Allen Cox Show.

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Speaker 26: I'm one of Tod's something I want to say to you,

1395
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Speaker 26: if you're.

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Speaker 10: Not completely satisfied with today's show, I.

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Speaker 16: Will only be checking somewhat satisfied on our comment card,

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Speaker 16: not alone the Car Show.

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Speaker 20: On one hundred point seven double U m ms.

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Speaker 4: Watch You Go.

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01:15:17,479 --> 01:15:31,479
Speaker 2: Judgement where I'm gonna miss.

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01:15:32,920 --> 01:15:34,760
Speaker 8: The first show I ever saw when I came to

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Speaker 8: Cleveland was Bone Thugs and Harmony at the House of Blues.

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Speaker 3: It's been about four hundred people on stage. And then

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01:15:43,120 --> 01:15:44,600
Speaker 3: the cops showed up because I guess there were some

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01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:47,439
Speaker 3: outstanding warrants, and so dude started ducking under the table

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01:15:47,439 --> 01:15:50,920
Speaker 3: and running out of them. It was amazing. I'm up

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01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:55,000
Speaker 3: in a balcony getting high with a couple of cholos.

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Speaker 3: It was a lot of fun.

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Speaker 8: And so when he's long overdue for bo each one

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Speaker 8: of those guys has been on this show over the years.

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Speaker 8: They've all been in here collectively, it's long past due

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01:16:07,439 --> 01:16:10,000
Speaker 8: for Bone Thugs and Harmony to finally get their star

1414
01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:13,360
Speaker 8: on the Hollywood Walk of Fame from.

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Speaker 2: East nine nine nine nine to Hollywood Boulevard.

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01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:20,040
Speaker 8: Lazy Bone was the one who put out the information

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Speaker 8: that they will get They're one of many people. Timothy

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01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:27,200
Speaker 8: Chalomey is going to get a star on the Hollywood

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01:16:27,240 --> 01:16:30,160
Speaker 8: Walk of Fame. People are treating Timothy Shallamey, by the way,

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Speaker 8: like he just showed up last week.

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Speaker 2: The guy's done like fifteen movies.

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Speaker 10: You know.

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01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:35,439
Speaker 2: Yeah he's a young guy, but and.

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Speaker 8: Let's not forget you pretty you kind of buy these

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Speaker 8: the star in the.

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Speaker 2: Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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Speaker 8: You you got to have somebody prominent like sponsor you

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01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:47,439
Speaker 8: quote unquote, but then you like donate to the Hollywood

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Speaker 8: Chamber of Commerce or something.

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Speaker 2: And you get a star.

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01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:52,240
Speaker 8: So people like, why it's not like the Rock and

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01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:55,680
Speaker 8: Roll Hall of Fame where there's a ballot. This, as

1433
01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:59,040
Speaker 8: far as I know, you kick in some no and

1434
01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:01,840
Speaker 8: you get them. Sure there's some criteria, but do we

1435
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:02,960
Speaker 8: do it for the most part.

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Speaker 2: No, let's get it.

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01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:07,000
Speaker 3: Let's get a go fund of me going and buy

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01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:09,680
Speaker 3: a star on the Hollywood Walk I mean one of

1439
01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:11,640
Speaker 3: our we have to be sponsored. That's I mean, that

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01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:13,880
Speaker 3: is your entry point of sponsorship. I think that's what

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01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:16,559
Speaker 3: I'm saying. One of our colleagues, Rob has a star

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01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:20,479
Speaker 3: on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Which one can you guess?

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Speaker 25: Uh?

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01:17:25,280 --> 01:17:25,479
Speaker 16: One?

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01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:28,679
Speaker 2: Ryan John c Crest Rob.

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01:17:28,840 --> 01:17:33,960
Speaker 8: He's made his career almost exclusively in the City of

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01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:41,639
Speaker 8: Angels and of course as a multi hyphen it performer television, radio, yeah,

1448
01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:45,479
Speaker 8: television again, he has a star on the Hollywood Walk

1449
01:17:45,479 --> 01:17:47,479
Speaker 8: of Fame. So they will give them to anybody, So

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01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:48,639
Speaker 8: we should be us all.

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01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:51,679
Speaker 2: No, I don't know, let's.

1452
01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:57,200
Speaker 8: Miley Cyrus, Timothy Shallomey to me, Moore, you want to

1453
01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:59,400
Speaker 8: talk about people we can't believe aren't on the Hollywood

1454
01:17:59,439 --> 01:18:06,360
Speaker 8: run of Fame me more among thirty five honorees. I

1455
01:18:06,439 --> 01:18:09,040
Speaker 8: think Keith David, the great actor. Keith David is part

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01:18:09,080 --> 01:18:14,080
Speaker 8: of this as well, Emily Blunt, Rachel McAdams, Noah Wiley,

1457
01:18:14,479 --> 01:18:19,680
Speaker 8: Shaquille O'Neill, a lot of people. They pointed out there

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Speaker 8: were no radio performers, which should come.

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Speaker 2: As no shock to anyone.

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Speaker 8: I mean, Sarah Michelle, Galar, Molly Ringwold, Ramy Malick.

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Speaker 2: That's the guy that played Freddy Mercury. He annoys me.

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01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:38,000
Speaker 2: I don't like his face. No is something about it. Right, Well,

1463
01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:39,519
Speaker 2: you're gonna get typecast looking like that.

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Speaker 8: I mean, you're gonna They did a reboot of this

1465
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:44,800
Speaker 8: seventies movie called The Amateur that he was in and

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01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:47,519
Speaker 8: nobody saw it, so I think it's like he was

1467
01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:49,479
Speaker 8: a bad guy one of the James Bond movies. He

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Speaker 8: looked enough like Freddy Mercury where they put a mustache

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Speaker 8: on him and gave him some buck teeth and they

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Speaker 8: were like he was in Bohemian Rhapsody, which I haven't seen,

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Speaker 8: but there was a show called mister Robot. That's where

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Speaker 8: he blew up, which everybody tells me is a great show.

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Speaker 8: I haven't seen it, but that's kind of where he

1474
01:19:05,479 --> 01:19:09,240
Speaker 8: blew up. So like he seems to be a good actor,

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Speaker 8: he's just kind of he's a visually unpleasant to me.

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Speaker 2: It's not somebody that i'd want to watch for night.

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Speaker 2: I agree, but that's not his fault. Are you sure

1478
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Speaker 2: it's not? Good Morning America?

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Speaker 8: Co actors Robin Roberts and George Stephanopoulos are getting their stars.

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Speaker 8: Director Tony Scott, Ridley Scott's brother who passed away some

1481
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Speaker 8: years ago. An Italian special effect to artist Carlo Rambaldi

1482
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Speaker 8: as a gen x er who grew up on a

1483
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Speaker 8: steady diet of sci fi and horror films. The name

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Speaker 8: Carlo Rambaldi is right up there in lights and uh yeah,

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Speaker 8: And now why didn't they mention bone thugs and harmony

1486
01:19:49,120 --> 01:19:53,400
Speaker 8: in that? I mean, that's all we care about here,

1487
01:19:53,720 --> 01:19:59,479
Speaker 8: obviously in Cleveland, Timothy Shallome and you know a bunch

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Speaker 8: of television people. Gordon Ramsay is getting a star in

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01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:04,880
Speaker 8: the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Here are the bands there

1490
01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:07,120
Speaker 8: it is they break them down into recording and act A,

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Speaker 8: television and film, Stanley Tucci, Bone, Thugs in Harmony, the

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Speaker 8: Clark Sisters, Miley Cyrus, Josh Grobin, Lyle Lovett, and air Supply,

1493
01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:26,280
Speaker 8: Air supply God. So they might be all out of love,

1494
01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:28,360
Speaker 8: but they're not all out of money for a star.

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Speaker 8: I'm a Hollywood Walk of Fame. Well, good for them.

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01:20:33,320 --> 01:20:36,080
Speaker 8: I wonder what the barriers to entry would be for us, though.

1497
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Speaker 8: They would have to if we were like, hey, if

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Speaker 8: we get a sponsor and enough money raised, could we

1499
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Speaker 8: have a star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame? And

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Speaker 8: they would probably say absolutely not, because you have no

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Speaker 8: connection with now. I lived in Hollywood, see, so that

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01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:55,600
Speaker 8: might be the only that might be the only connection. Now.

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01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:57,559
Speaker 8: I was thirty years ago. I had no concept of time,

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01:20:57,640 --> 01:21:01,000
Speaker 8: So I forget thirty years ago in Hollywood. I lived

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Speaker 8: at Yucca and Hyland, and.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I could. We got to look into this. I

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Speaker 2: think we should do it.

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Speaker 8: I mean, I think it's like thirty five forty grand

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01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:15,760
Speaker 8: oh God, that's not exactly walking around. Is that you

1510
01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:17,400
Speaker 8: don't write him a check for like two point fifty

1511
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Speaker 8: and the star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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Speaker 2: I think you have to have a sponsor, and then

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01:21:22,640 --> 01:21:25,679
Speaker 2: you got to have the money. Well, that's no fun.

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Speaker 8: I bet we could do it forty grand I don't

1515
01:21:29,520 --> 01:21:33,559
Speaker 8: know the nomination procedure for the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

1516
01:21:34,600 --> 01:21:38,639
Speaker 8: There are six categories Motion Pictures, Television, radio, recording, live theater,

1517
01:21:38,720 --> 01:21:44,440
Speaker 8: and performance and sports entertainment. All nominations must include these documents.

1518
01:21:44,439 --> 01:21:45,360
Speaker 2: Are you ready yeah?

1519
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:49,599
Speaker 8: Photo of the nominee? All right, brief bio of the nominee.

1520
01:21:49,640 --> 01:21:49,920
Speaker 5: Easy.

1521
01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:53,160
Speaker 2: No more than seven hundred and fifty characters. It's gonna

1522
01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:53,519
Speaker 2: be tough.

1523
01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:56,479
Speaker 8: Now I do between Rob and I we do eight

1524
01:21:56,600 --> 01:22:02,400
Speaker 8: hundred characters. Yes, these qualifications. This is where we get

1525
01:22:02,479 --> 01:22:04,599
Speaker 8: jammed up. This is we're going to have to get creative.

1526
01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:08,000
Speaker 8: This is where chat GPT is going to commit list

1527
01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:11,479
Speaker 8: of contributions to the community and civic oriented participation of

1528
01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:12,080
Speaker 8: the nominees.

1529
01:22:12,160 --> 01:22:13,720
Speaker 2: This I'm saying, we aren't there.

1530
01:22:13,920 --> 01:22:15,759
Speaker 8: You're supposed to be good people too, Well, you're supposed

1531
01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:19,920
Speaker 8: to be in LA at least letter of agreement from

1532
01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:25,160
Speaker 8: the nominee or their management. The committee will select twenty

1533
01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:28,719
Speaker 8: four to thirty names for insertion into the Walk of Fame,

1534
01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:35,280
Speaker 8: but it says most people go through several nominations before

1535
01:22:35,400 --> 01:22:40,920
Speaker 8: a nominee is selected to receive a star. Those not

1536
01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:45,599
Speaker 8: selected are requested to resubmit for the following year.

1537
01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:50,479
Speaker 2: So I'm not a first ballot guy, I'm out. Don't

1538
01:22:50,479 --> 01:22:51,200
Speaker 2: they know who we are.

1539
01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:53,519
Speaker 8: I've never been a first ballot anything, So I mean,

1540
01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:55,679
Speaker 8: I can't hold that as the criterion for me getting

1541
01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:57,720
Speaker 8: in there. We just don't have any direct connection to

1542
01:22:59,240 --> 01:23:03,280
Speaker 8: the city of Los Ange, ANGELUS or Hollywood or you know. Well,

1543
01:23:03,360 --> 01:23:07,720
Speaker 8: let's start the Cleveland Walk of Fame. Oh god, yeah, oh,

1544
01:23:07,720 --> 01:23:09,240
Speaker 8: are there an east fourth the US.

1545
01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:10,920
Speaker 2: Rover?

1546
01:23:11,160 --> 01:23:13,880
Speaker 8: Hey listen, you're talking just from the radio side. Yeah,

1547
01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:16,960
Speaker 8: there here it is. What is the cost of a

1548
01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:20,599
Speaker 8: Walk of Fame star ceremony? You know, because they put

1549
01:23:20,680 --> 01:23:23,000
Speaker 8: him out. They got the red carpet around the star.

1550
01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:26,960
Speaker 8: Billy einold in Scotlin, right, he's with his grandkids after selection.

1551
01:23:27,439 --> 01:23:29,080
Speaker 8: Eighty five thousand dollars.

1552
01:23:29,160 --> 01:23:30,040
Speaker 2: Oh stop it.

1553
01:23:30,479 --> 01:23:32,720
Speaker 8: The money is used to pay for the creation and

1554
01:23:32,920 --> 01:23:35,960
Speaker 8: installation of the star, which probably costs them about three

1555
01:23:36,080 --> 01:23:39,920
Speaker 8: hundred dollars, as well as maintenance of the Walk of Fame. Yeah,

1556
01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:42,000
Speaker 8: I'm sure they're you ever been in Hollywood Boulevard and

1557
01:23:42,040 --> 01:23:45,240
Speaker 8: see the people who are maintaining the stars? Yeah, yeah,

1558
01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:48,960
Speaker 8: get the yeah wipe form with yes, that's what keeps

1559
01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:50,600
Speaker 8: it shiny. You give a guy a broom and a

1560
01:23:50,720 --> 01:23:52,960
Speaker 8: dustpan and ain't paying him. No, eighty five thousand dollars

1561
01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:57,880
Speaker 8: price subject to change is what it says. And honorees

1562
01:23:57,960 --> 01:24:02,800
Speaker 8: cannot select the location of their star. You know, some

1563
01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:05,400
Speaker 8: of these stars are like way, they're not in prime

1564
01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:08,719
Speaker 8: real estate. You know, you're like, where's Mary Pickford octually

1565
01:24:08,760 --> 01:24:10,000
Speaker 8: buying the projects over there?

1566
01:24:10,040 --> 01:24:10,280
Speaker 2: Okay?

1567
01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:16,680
Speaker 8: Posthumous nomination has a two year waiting period. So how

1568
01:24:16,720 --> 01:24:20,400
Speaker 8: about this, We get our bona fides together and then

1569
01:24:20,439 --> 01:24:22,760
Speaker 8: we plan two years ahead, and then you and I

1570
01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:26,200
Speaker 8: will do a murder suicide all right, We'll flip a

1571
01:24:26,280 --> 01:24:28,639
Speaker 8: coin on who murders who, and then I mean.

1572
01:24:28,560 --> 01:24:31,840
Speaker 2: That's probably that's as good an idea as any you know.

1573
01:24:33,120 --> 01:24:33,360
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1574
01:24:34,720 --> 01:24:34,880
Speaker 24: Uh.

1575
01:24:35,920 --> 01:24:38,880
Speaker 8: The committee does not accept signature's, phone calls, emails, or

1576
01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:41,160
Speaker 8: any form of petitions for a nomination.

1577
01:24:41,360 --> 01:24:44,440
Speaker 2: Only official applications are accepted.

1578
01:24:46,479 --> 01:24:48,680
Speaker 8: Each of the six categories is represented by someone with

1579
01:24:48,760 --> 01:24:52,160
Speaker 8: expertise in that field. Well, if nothing else, I do

1580
01:24:52,479 --> 01:24:56,040
Speaker 8: have expertise in my field. Yes, might not look like

1581
01:24:56,120 --> 01:24:58,479
Speaker 8: it might not sound like it. That's only because I

1582
01:24:58,560 --> 01:25:04,400
Speaker 8: make it look so goddamn So yeah, eighty but that's

1583
01:25:04,720 --> 01:25:06,840
Speaker 8: I'm burying the lead, right, eighty five grand is that

1584
01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:07,760
Speaker 8: is what you want to know?

1585
01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:08,040
Speaker 20: There?

1586
01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:10,200
Speaker 2: Who can do the nominating?

1587
01:25:10,520 --> 01:25:15,720
Speaker 8: Anyone including a fan, can nominate as long as the

1588
01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:19,160
Speaker 8: celebrity and his or her management. Well, my management's dead

1589
01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:23,960
Speaker 8: is in agreement with the nomination. So they got to

1590
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:27,040
Speaker 8: have a letter from the person. Like if Timothy Shallomey goes,

1591
01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:30,120
Speaker 8: I don't really care, then they take them out. It's

1592
01:25:30,120 --> 01:25:32,080
Speaker 8: got to be with their full consent. We should see

1593
01:25:32,080 --> 01:25:33,240
Speaker 8: if we can at to very at least get a

1594
01:25:33,320 --> 01:25:37,599
Speaker 8: letter from whom the people asking us if we wanted

1595
01:25:37,680 --> 01:25:41,519
Speaker 8: to be submitted. Oh, I see, that'd be so funny.

1596
01:25:43,080 --> 01:25:47,560
Speaker 8: Who alan What if Rob just starts calling himself Hollywood

1597
01:25:47,720 --> 01:25:48,479
Speaker 8: Rob Anthony?

1598
01:25:49,160 --> 01:25:49,840
Speaker 2: That right?

1599
01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:51,120
Speaker 27: I like that?

1600
01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:54,880
Speaker 8: Everybody that's Hollywood are n word Anthony here?

1601
01:25:55,200 --> 01:25:59,960
Speaker 3: And yeah, how's it going to everybody have Hollywood Rob?

1602
01:26:01,439 --> 01:26:03,160
Speaker 3: You know that that was someone's name in radio at

1603
01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:05,920
Speaker 3: some point too. It's the Hollywood Rob Show.

1604
01:26:06,240 --> 01:26:09,400
Speaker 2: I think it would be great.

1605
01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:14,559
Speaker 8: If every person I have on the show, I asked

1606
01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:17,400
Speaker 8: them to write a nomination letter, or I write the

1607
01:26:17,479 --> 01:26:20,519
Speaker 8: letter they sign it, right. Yeah, and then after a year,

1608
01:26:20,960 --> 01:26:23,559
Speaker 8: I submit all these letters. Look at all the people

1609
01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:29,280
Speaker 8: who have nominated, right, Jim Norton, Jason Alexander, Ed Begley Junior,

1610
01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:30,960
Speaker 8: Jene Simmons.

1611
01:26:31,439 --> 01:26:33,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, who else has been on the show in the

1612
01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:37,240
Speaker 2: past couple of years? He wasn't on the show. I

1613
01:26:37,320 --> 01:26:38,000
Speaker 2: thought you had him on.

1614
01:26:38,600 --> 01:26:41,640
Speaker 8: Kelsey Grammer. No, I was supposed to, and then we

1615
01:26:41,800 --> 01:26:44,080
Speaker 8: didn't because they changed it or something. I was very

1616
01:26:44,120 --> 01:26:46,519
Speaker 8: excited to have Kelsey Grammer. Oh okay, it didn't happen.

1617
01:26:46,720 --> 01:26:49,240
Speaker 8: Like I was supposed to have Roseanne on yesterday and

1618
01:26:49,320 --> 01:26:51,360
Speaker 8: then that got postponed while we were gone.

1619
01:26:51,479 --> 01:26:52,559
Speaker 2: Give me picking that scab.

1620
01:26:52,920 --> 01:26:57,360
Speaker 3: Sorry, so well doesn't always work out right. Yeah, So

1621
01:26:57,960 --> 01:27:02,639
Speaker 3: after a year, I could have a pretty good list

1622
01:27:02,720 --> 01:27:08,000
Speaker 3: of papers. Imagine going to Break. Hey, so and so

1623
01:27:08,200 --> 01:27:09,240
Speaker 3: is at Hilarities this weekend.

1624
01:27:09,280 --> 01:27:11,360
Speaker 2: Thank you, guys. We'll be back in a second. And

1625
01:27:11,439 --> 01:27:12,760
Speaker 2: then we go to Break and I go, hey, man,

1626
01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:13,360
Speaker 2: could you sign this?

1627
01:27:14,280 --> 01:27:14,640
Speaker 28: What is it?

1628
01:27:14,680 --> 01:27:16,120
Speaker 2: You don't want a picture or anything? No, no, okay,

1629
01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:17,400
Speaker 2: just sign this. Just sign this.

1630
01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:18,360
Speaker 6: What is it?

1631
01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:20,479
Speaker 8: It was for autographs? No, no, no, it's just it's

1632
01:27:20,560 --> 01:27:23,160
Speaker 8: my nomination for a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

1633
01:27:23,360 --> 01:27:24,720
Speaker 3: You just slip it in front of people when they're

1634
01:27:24,760 --> 01:27:26,760
Speaker 3: like doing those signings outside of like the Tonight Show.

1635
01:27:26,920 --> 01:27:29,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, al Pacino's there, Hey, hey sign this for me.

1636
01:27:29,439 --> 01:27:43,760
Speaker 2: Ol That's right. This is this standard. Uh huh zero okay, greates. Yeah,

1637
01:27:44,280 --> 01:27:44,720
Speaker 2: so it is.

1638
01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:48,759
Speaker 8: Listen, any Hall of Fame or anything blank of fame,

1639
01:27:49,120 --> 01:27:51,200
Speaker 8: you're gonna have that dichotomy between people going.

1640
01:27:51,120 --> 01:27:53,519
Speaker 2: How the hell is this person doing it? And that

1641
01:27:53,640 --> 01:27:54,360
Speaker 2: person isn't.

1642
01:27:54,800 --> 01:27:55,000
Speaker 21: Well.

1643
01:27:55,479 --> 01:27:57,439
Speaker 8: Like I said, unlike the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame,

1644
01:27:57,560 --> 01:27:59,519
Speaker 8: people aren't paying to get in there. This is kind

1645
01:27:59,520 --> 01:28:02,640
Speaker 8: of paid a play eighty five grand, and then you

1646
01:28:02,720 --> 01:28:03,600
Speaker 8: get people nominating you.

1647
01:28:03,640 --> 01:28:09,840
Speaker 2: That's why they got so frigging many of them eighty

1648
01:28:09,960 --> 01:28:10,599
Speaker 2: five large.

1649
01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:14,120
Speaker 8: Allan, will you get a star before Bobby Bones got?

1650
01:28:14,479 --> 01:28:17,519
Speaker 8: I won't get anything before Bobby Bones in this company. Okay,

1651
01:28:17,680 --> 01:28:21,400
Speaker 8: just FYI. They don't know who I am. Bobby Bones

1652
01:28:21,600 --> 01:28:24,519
Speaker 8: is a high profile guy, but he's also in Nashville.

1653
01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:28,040
Speaker 8: He doesn't have any connection to Hollywood either, you know.

1654
01:28:28,240 --> 01:28:30,719
Speaker 8: I mean, nobody cared when he was on American Idol

1655
01:28:31,200 --> 01:28:33,040
Speaker 8: and they tried to do some reality show with him.

1656
01:28:33,080 --> 01:28:33,840
Speaker 2: Nobody cared about that.

1657
01:28:33,920 --> 01:28:36,240
Speaker 8: Either he won Dancing with the Stars, but everybody was

1658
01:28:36,280 --> 01:28:38,160
Speaker 8: so pissed because they.

1659
01:28:38,120 --> 01:28:40,400
Speaker 3: Thought he was I don't know what they thought. Well,

1660
01:28:40,439 --> 01:28:42,719
Speaker 3: didn't they say? He was like on the air begging

1661
01:28:42,760 --> 01:28:43,800
Speaker 3: for people to vote for him.

1662
01:28:43,840 --> 01:28:44,040
Speaker 21: Yeah?

1663
01:28:44,080 --> 01:28:46,080
Speaker 8: Right, but that's what that's what a guy like that

1664
01:28:46,240 --> 01:28:50,040
Speaker 8: would do, right, Yeah, I guess that's what you would do.

1665
01:28:50,439 --> 01:28:53,680
Speaker 8: You want to stuff the ballot box? Do you really

1666
01:28:53,720 --> 01:28:55,840
Speaker 8: want to win Dancing with the Stars. I guess he did.

1667
01:28:56,920 --> 01:29:01,479
Speaker 8: I think you'd want to nail down your Pasa doblay.

1668
01:29:02,479 --> 01:29:04,240
Speaker 8: I think you want to do that first. I think

1669
01:29:04,280 --> 01:29:07,880
Speaker 8: you'd want to murder your waltz Rob before you get

1670
01:29:07,960 --> 01:29:09,920
Speaker 8: on the air and beg people to vote for you.

1671
01:29:10,560 --> 01:29:12,960
Speaker 8: We don't do that here anytime we're up for something.

1672
01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:15,360
Speaker 8: I don't ask people to do that. No, I go,

1673
01:29:15,439 --> 01:29:17,040
Speaker 8: if you want to do it, you'll do it one time.

1674
01:29:17,120 --> 01:29:18,680
Speaker 8: You don't need me to tell you. It was just

1675
01:29:18,760 --> 01:29:27,839
Speaker 8: that one sports talker, yes right, best sports Talker magazine.

1676
01:29:29,280 --> 01:29:31,439
Speaker 8: That will be one of my absolute favorite moments of

1677
01:29:31,479 --> 01:29:35,439
Speaker 8: my career. Of course, that was that required.

1678
01:29:36,320 --> 01:29:40,400
Speaker 3: A public input, That required that, Yeah, and that required

1679
01:29:40,479 --> 01:29:42,720
Speaker 3: us going on the air every day.

1680
01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:45,000
Speaker 8: And hey, at the time, people got real sick of

1681
01:29:45,040 --> 01:29:47,920
Speaker 8: hearing about it. But I go, don't piss and moan now,

1682
01:29:47,960 --> 01:29:50,040
Speaker 8: because the end result is he's gonna win and it's

1683
01:29:50,040 --> 01:29:52,800
Speaker 8: gonna be hilarious. Oh and everybody was so pissed. Oh

1684
01:29:52,800 --> 01:29:56,840
Speaker 8: it was so funny, Cyo Bala, Well, we didn't win

1685
01:29:57,400 --> 01:30:00,600
Speaker 8: some guy who doesn't need with no sports. Oh it

1686
01:30:00,680 --> 01:30:02,519
Speaker 8: wasn't even They didn't even go that far. They were like,

1687
01:30:02,640 --> 01:30:04,360
Speaker 8: who the f is Cody Brown?

1688
01:30:04,880 --> 01:30:07,599
Speaker 2: That was the best. It would have been less funny if.

1689
01:30:07,520 --> 01:30:09,240
Speaker 8: They had and I'm sure you know maybe some of

1690
01:30:09,280 --> 01:30:11,200
Speaker 8: them didn't know who he was, but they didn't put

1691
01:30:11,240 --> 01:30:12,439
Speaker 8: him in his pound cake. They put him in is

1692
01:30:12,560 --> 01:30:15,280
Speaker 8: Cody Brown? So it would have been less funny if

1693
01:30:15,320 --> 01:30:19,960
Speaker 8: they had actually known. It was more funny. They were like,

1694
01:30:20,160 --> 01:30:22,040
Speaker 8: who the hell is Cody Brown?

1695
01:30:22,680 --> 01:30:22,840
Speaker 3: Right?

1696
01:30:24,000 --> 01:30:25,320
Speaker 2: But that's like how all those think.

1697
01:30:25,640 --> 01:30:28,040
Speaker 8: That's why Like when they have like best radio show,

1698
01:30:28,400 --> 01:30:31,320
Speaker 8: sometimes it's were Over, sometimes it's me. It's usually shows

1699
01:30:31,360 --> 01:30:34,040
Speaker 8: you've never heard of that go on the air and

1700
01:30:34,280 --> 01:30:36,920
Speaker 8: beg people none stop to vote for them. Oh yeah,

1701
01:30:36,920 --> 01:30:39,760
Speaker 8: So then you have three or four shows no one's

1702
01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:42,400
Speaker 8: ever heard of, so you're like, oh, I think the

1703
01:30:42,439 --> 01:30:43,800
Speaker 8: one that won the pound cake thing?

1704
01:30:43,920 --> 01:30:45,400
Speaker 2: We had to go all in on that. I think

1705
01:30:45,439 --> 01:30:46,800
Speaker 2: the one that won this year isn't even on the

1706
01:30:46,840 --> 01:30:49,679
Speaker 2: air anymore. I have no idea. Yeah, I think I didn't.

1707
01:30:49,680 --> 01:30:50,960
Speaker 2: I didn't see it this year. I don't even know

1708
01:30:50,960 --> 01:30:51,320
Speaker 2: if we were.

1709
01:30:51,400 --> 01:30:51,760
Speaker 14: I don't know.

1710
01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:54,160
Speaker 3: I never look at that stuff. The only time I

1711
01:30:54,240 --> 01:30:56,200
Speaker 3: ever cared was the Cody one. That was of course,

1712
01:30:56,360 --> 01:30:59,280
Speaker 3: and that was the funniest thing ever. Yeah, and I

1713
01:30:59,560 --> 01:31:02,679
Speaker 3: think it was. And I think he skipped. He didn't

1714
01:31:02,720 --> 01:31:04,880
Speaker 3: go like the whole thing. Yeah, we should. I wonder

1715
01:31:04,880 --> 01:31:07,240
Speaker 3: if we still have that promo around that was so funny,

1716
01:31:07,560 --> 01:31:10,320
Speaker 3: the pound Cake sports. He was like, hey, sports ball. Yeah,

1717
01:31:10,360 --> 01:31:14,200
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, yay sports. Oh god, it was so good.

1718
01:31:15,520 --> 01:31:17,479
Speaker 2: I don't know that we still have that. It was

1719
01:31:17,520 --> 01:31:20,559
Speaker 2: a promo, but it was a while ago. Let's see

1720
01:31:20,560 --> 01:31:22,720
Speaker 2: if I can find it. But anyway, yeah, so we had.

1721
01:31:22,840 --> 01:31:27,200
Speaker 2: We just have no connection to Hollywood or the Walk

1722
01:31:27,240 --> 01:31:27,599
Speaker 2: of Fame.

1723
01:31:32,680 --> 01:31:34,840
Speaker 8: Alan at the rate everything else is going, you might

1724
01:31:34,880 --> 01:31:39,000
Speaker 8: as well just try to get a Nobel Peace Prize nomination. Yeah, listen,

1725
01:31:39,240 --> 01:31:41,040
Speaker 8: there's no one at the wheel anymore, right, there are

1726
01:31:41,120 --> 01:31:45,200
Speaker 8: no rules, So uh sure, give me up there for

1727
01:31:45,240 --> 01:31:51,120
Speaker 8: a Nobel Peace Prize. Get Oldie timey Christmas to go

1728
01:31:51,200 --> 01:31:53,680
Speaker 8: platinum and then go in as a music artist. I mean,

1729
01:31:54,320 --> 01:31:58,280
Speaker 8: I've heard worse ideas. Yeah, eighty five grand I didn't

1730
01:31:58,280 --> 01:31:59,120
Speaker 8: even know it was that much.

1731
01:32:00,080 --> 01:32:00,719
Speaker 2: That's insane.

1732
01:32:02,640 --> 01:32:07,320
Speaker 8: Alan the portmanteau Holly Robbs sounds better than Ally Robb.

1733
01:32:08,360 --> 01:32:10,400
Speaker 8: The alays is Halle rob over here.

1734
01:32:11,439 --> 01:32:12,719
Speaker 2: Yeah nope.

1735
01:32:14,080 --> 01:32:18,640
Speaker 3: Now, if they did a Cleveland Walk of Fame, I

1736
01:32:18,760 --> 01:32:22,320
Speaker 3: would absolutely go to the Mattresses again to get Cody

1737
01:32:22,400 --> 01:32:26,040
Speaker 3: Brown best sports talker on one of the on the

1738
01:32:26,080 --> 01:32:27,920
Speaker 3: Walk of Fame, right.

1739
01:32:28,120 --> 01:32:29,439
Speaker 8: Even though I don't have a dog in that fight.

1740
01:32:29,479 --> 01:32:30,720
Speaker 8: He's not on the show. I see him once a

1741
01:32:30,800 --> 01:32:33,320
Speaker 8: week out here on prospect Or in the garage. I

1742
01:32:33,360 --> 01:32:36,519
Speaker 8: haven't see him all the time, yeah, coming back from work.

1743
01:32:38,000 --> 01:32:42,719
Speaker 8: But nobody deserves it more than him. We would quiz

1744
01:32:42,840 --> 01:32:47,160
Speaker 8: him on positions in baseball, independent fielder and line drive, Peter.

1745
01:32:47,240 --> 01:32:51,120
Speaker 8: I think we're the of the ones that he came

1746
01:32:51,200 --> 01:32:53,120
Speaker 8: up with, and those are as good as anything else.

1747
01:32:54,479 --> 01:32:59,120
Speaker 2: Oh, we gotta still have that somewhere. Yeah, maybe I

1748
01:32:59,160 --> 01:33:02,040
Speaker 2: don't know. I'm gonna search. I mean, Bobby Bones might

1749
01:33:02,120 --> 01:33:02,639
Speaker 2: be again.

1750
01:33:02,640 --> 01:33:05,240
Speaker 8: I don't think about him really, but he might be

1751
01:33:05,360 --> 01:33:08,760
Speaker 8: on like some Nashville Walk of Fame or something, right,

1752
01:33:09,280 --> 01:33:09,720
Speaker 8: I'm sure.

1753
01:33:09,960 --> 01:33:10,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1754
01:33:10,960 --> 01:33:14,759
Speaker 8: And by the way, when this company obviously gets behind

1755
01:33:15,640 --> 01:33:19,840
Speaker 8: its high profile personalities, so they get behind Bobby Bones.

1756
01:33:19,840 --> 01:33:23,400
Speaker 8: There's a promotional machine for Ryan Seacrest. He can doing

1757
01:33:23,439 --> 01:33:27,439
Speaker 8: nothing for me, so, uh, you got to do it

1758
01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:32,800
Speaker 8: on your own. But we could come up with eighty

1759
01:33:32,880 --> 01:33:35,080
Speaker 8: five grand and then we'll call up the city of

1760
01:33:35,120 --> 01:33:38,280
Speaker 8: Hollywood Chamber of Commerce and figure out where we can

1761
01:33:38,320 --> 01:33:38,760
Speaker 8: go from there.

1762
01:33:39,080 --> 01:33:43,280
Speaker 2: See who, hi, is this the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce?

1763
01:33:43,560 --> 01:33:44,320
Speaker 2: It is hi.

1764
01:33:44,760 --> 01:33:49,160
Speaker 8: My name's Alan Cox. I do a radio show in Cleveland, Ohio.

1765
01:33:49,400 --> 01:33:55,360
Speaker 8: Where Cleveland, Ohio. I'm sorry one more time, sir, Cleveland.

1766
01:33:56,080 --> 01:33:58,880
Speaker 8: Are you do you know, let's take it back you

1767
01:33:58,960 --> 01:34:03,840
Speaker 8: know Ohio? No? Oh, you probably haven't been east of Denver, Yeah, no, yeah, okay,

1768
01:34:04,439 --> 01:34:07,240
Speaker 8: that is that a New England. It's past twenty nine

1769
01:34:07,400 --> 01:34:09,200
Speaker 8: Palms if you know where that it's a little bit

1770
01:34:09,280 --> 01:34:12,920
Speaker 8: further east. Anyway, we're one of the Great Lakes States

1771
01:34:13,760 --> 01:34:15,960
Speaker 8: and right there on the lake. And I do a

1772
01:34:16,040 --> 01:34:17,840
Speaker 8: show here in Cleveland. I've been doing it for a

1773
01:34:17,920 --> 01:34:19,280
Speaker 8: while now, but fifteen years.

1774
01:34:19,320 --> 01:34:21,679
Speaker 3: And the name of the show, sir, The Allan Cox Show,

1775
01:34:23,520 --> 01:34:26,920
Speaker 3: The Allan Cox show I work for the same company

1776
01:34:27,040 --> 01:34:28,280
Speaker 3: as Ryan Seacrest.

1777
01:34:28,439 --> 01:34:31,160
Speaker 2: Is that a L L E N it's a l

1778
01:34:31,400 --> 01:34:35,080
Speaker 2: A n A L l A n AA l A.

1779
01:34:35,200 --> 01:34:37,080
Speaker 2: I'm glad you asked, because I want to clarify A

1780
01:34:37,360 --> 01:34:40,760
Speaker 2: L A L an An Allan. Okay, sorry, sir, we're

1781
01:34:40,760 --> 01:34:41,880
Speaker 2: having that. No, no problem at all.

1782
01:34:42,880 --> 01:34:44,760
Speaker 3: This is a fact finding mission for I want to

1783
01:34:44,800 --> 01:34:47,400
Speaker 3: find out if I can get any information about getting

1784
01:34:47,439 --> 01:34:49,640
Speaker 3: my own star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I

1785
01:34:49,720 --> 01:34:52,720
Speaker 3: have the buy in your own, sir, my star on

1786
01:34:52,800 --> 01:34:55,120
Speaker 3: the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I've got the eighty five

1787
01:34:55,200 --> 01:34:56,040
Speaker 3: thousand dollars.

1788
01:34:56,280 --> 01:34:56,559
Speaker 2: Okay.

1789
01:34:56,720 --> 01:35:00,080
Speaker 3: I would like to get a sponsor. It's done refundable. No, no,

1790
01:35:00,280 --> 01:35:01,160
Speaker 3: I'm not looking for a refund.

1791
01:35:01,160 --> 01:35:03,600
Speaker 8: What I'm saying is, can I if I get sponsors,

1792
01:35:04,280 --> 01:35:05,040
Speaker 8: can I get a star?

1793
01:35:05,560 --> 01:35:06,000
Speaker 2: Can I get it?

1794
01:35:06,080 --> 01:35:11,160
Speaker 8: Right next to Ryan Seacrest, who he's already got a star?

1795
01:35:11,439 --> 01:35:15,200
Speaker 8: Ryan's yeah, Ryan John Secret, Ryan John Seacret.

1796
01:35:15,240 --> 01:35:18,240
Speaker 2: Okay, we get confused over here. There's many many Ryan Seacrest. Oh,

1797
01:35:18,280 --> 01:35:20,639
Speaker 2: I didn't know that. Okay, Well there's only one. Alan

1798
01:35:20,720 --> 01:35:26,240
Speaker 2: Cox can catch my fantastic Okay, Kenny, So you have

1799
01:35:26,320 --> 01:35:27,040
Speaker 2: the money guys.

1800
01:35:27,080 --> 01:35:31,000
Speaker 3: Sure do all right, let's see here where to me? Oh,

1801
01:35:31,040 --> 01:35:36,240
Speaker 3: I'm having a hard time hearing you, sir. Hello, yes, sir, let's.

1802
01:35:36,160 --> 01:35:39,920
Speaker 2: Not pretend any of this makes sick. I don't understand

1803
01:35:40,040 --> 01:35:42,080
Speaker 2: any of this. If damn a Cox show.

1804
01:35:42,000 --> 01:35:47,960
Speaker 8: On the Alan, please tell Rob. There is a duck

1805
01:35:48,160 --> 01:35:52,040
Speaker 8: deterrent cost about twenty dollars and it admits an ultrasonic

1806
01:35:52,160 --> 01:35:56,040
Speaker 8: noise that supposedly makes it uncomfortable for birds.

1807
01:35:56,080 --> 01:35:58,840
Speaker 2: It can be found on Amazon. Yeah, but again, it's

1808
01:35:58,920 --> 01:36:01,680
Speaker 2: not the bird's fault. I can't like.

1809
01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:03,920
Speaker 8: But you're not gonna but you're not gonna get the

1810
01:36:04,080 --> 01:36:07,360
Speaker 8: guy to do anything. So in the meantime, maybe save

1811
01:36:07,439 --> 01:36:15,000
Speaker 8: your sanity by some non lethal ultrasonic noise. Stay inside, Yeah,

1812
01:36:15,120 --> 01:36:17,840
Speaker 8: I'll just stay inside. I'll just be user in my

1813
01:36:17,960 --> 01:36:20,640
Speaker 8: own home. I always have music on anyway. Yeah, just

1814
01:36:20,760 --> 01:36:24,680
Speaker 8: sit inside and listen to my music and pretend I

1815
01:36:24,720 --> 01:36:28,479
Speaker 8: don't live on a farm. And on that daisy air

1816
01:36:28,640 --> 01:36:32,160
Speaker 8: rifle idea is really dumb. Rob shoots those ducks. The

1817
01:36:32,280 --> 01:36:34,679
Speaker 8: bill will just spin around the head and they'll be fine.

1818
01:36:35,240 --> 01:36:39,639
Speaker 8: They're notoriously hard to kill. Even dynamite and anvils won't work. Yeah, listen,

1819
01:36:39,680 --> 01:36:41,519
Speaker 8: I saw duck a muck. It is one of the

1820
01:36:41,800 --> 01:36:46,479
Speaker 8: defining pieces of entertainment of my entire life. And so

1821
01:36:47,280 --> 01:36:56,200
Speaker 8: I'm picking up what you're laying down. All A coworker

1822
01:36:56,320 --> 01:36:59,120
Speaker 8: had a family member who owned a small farm, and

1823
01:36:59,200 --> 01:37:01,479
Speaker 8: he went to the farm with his cane corso dog.

1824
01:37:01,600 --> 01:37:03,360
Speaker 2: You've seen those dogs, right, Oh yeah? Oh yeah.

1825
01:37:04,240 --> 01:37:07,000
Speaker 8: The dog ate the heads off of seventeen of their

1826
01:37:07,120 --> 01:37:09,360
Speaker 8: ducks while everyone was inside the house.

1827
01:37:09,640 --> 01:37:12,040
Speaker 2: That's that doesn't make me happy at all.

1828
01:37:12,200 --> 01:37:16,360
Speaker 3: No, but imagine you've brought your dog over and you

1829
01:37:16,479 --> 01:37:17,080
Speaker 3: go inside.

1830
01:37:17,120 --> 01:37:20,160
Speaker 2: You're like, let them run around a gentle giant.

1831
01:37:20,400 --> 01:37:23,560
Speaker 8: Yes, wouldn't harm a fly, wouldn't harm a fly, but

1832
01:37:23,640 --> 01:37:28,759
Speaker 8: would eat seventeen duck heads. They're giant dogs, like Italian

1833
01:37:28,840 --> 01:37:31,679
Speaker 8: mastifs or something like that. Oh they're cool. But there's

1834
01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:33,400
Speaker 8: a lot of people online they're like, yeah, I don't

1835
01:37:33,439 --> 01:37:37,760
Speaker 8: buy one of these dogs, right, because, yeah, they'll live

1836
01:37:37,800 --> 01:37:40,120
Speaker 8: for quite a while. And you know, they're big dogs.

1837
01:37:41,160 --> 01:37:44,960
Speaker 8: They're like cattle herding dogs, so yeah, they're gonna eat

1838
01:37:45,120 --> 01:37:45,719
Speaker 8: duck heads.

1839
01:37:46,320 --> 01:37:49,559
Speaker 3: Someone said, throw a bunch of flaming hot cheetos over

1840
01:37:49,600 --> 01:37:50,799
Speaker 3: the fence and see what happens.

1841
01:37:52,520 --> 01:37:54,000
Speaker 2: See what happens.

1842
01:37:55,479 --> 01:37:55,719
Speaker 10: Allan.

1843
01:37:55,720 --> 01:37:58,599
Speaker 3: I suppose Rob could build an ubliet and drop one

1844
01:37:58,600 --> 01:38:01,799
Speaker 3: of the ducks inside, which will then terrify the others

1845
01:38:01,920 --> 01:38:02,679
Speaker 3: into silence.

1846
01:38:02,760 --> 01:38:04,839
Speaker 2: What a medieval solution.

1847
01:38:06,120 --> 01:38:08,600
Speaker 8: It's a it's like a dungeon, right that with the

1848
01:38:08,720 --> 01:38:11,439
Speaker 8: gate that flops up, and then you throw somebody in there.

1849
01:38:11,720 --> 01:38:14,280
Speaker 2: Yea, yeah look at that. Yeah, I'm gonna do that.

1850
01:38:14,280 --> 01:38:17,880
Speaker 8: Buffalo Bill call back, he had like a well, right,

1851
01:38:17,960 --> 01:38:22,200
Speaker 8: a pit or something put in the basket. But yeah,

1852
01:38:23,720 --> 01:38:28,000
Speaker 8: maybe it will terrify all of the other ducks into silence. Right,

1853
01:38:28,160 --> 01:38:31,000
Speaker 8: psychological warfare, Rob is what you got to count on

1854
01:38:31,120 --> 01:38:32,360
Speaker 8: her on.

1855
01:38:32,520 --> 01:38:40,599
Speaker 2: Its skin or else it gets the hose again, press

1856
01:38:40,720 --> 01:38:41,559
Speaker 2: charge of that hunt.

1857
01:38:42,720 --> 01:38:44,920
Speaker 10: Now it places the ocean in the basket.

1858
01:38:48,240 --> 01:38:55,200
Speaker 2: The great ted Levine parmelhon.

1859
01:38:56,520 --> 01:39:01,080
Speaker 8: Would Rob rather fight one hundred duck size horses or

1860
01:39:01,200 --> 01:39:03,240
Speaker 8: one horse sized duck?

1861
01:39:03,439 --> 01:39:03,679
Speaker 6: Rob?

1862
01:39:04,080 --> 01:39:04,200
Speaker 8: Oh?

1863
01:39:04,360 --> 01:39:05,639
Speaker 2: The age old question?

1864
01:39:07,200 --> 01:39:11,439
Speaker 3: One horse sized duck as it's one of anything, right,

1865
01:39:11,640 --> 01:39:15,519
Speaker 3: of course, I mean trying to take out one hundred

1866
01:39:17,400 --> 01:39:21,760
Speaker 3: horse or duck sized horses, it's impossible. But one big

1867
01:39:21,920 --> 01:39:23,000
Speaker 3: ass duck.

1868
01:39:24,200 --> 01:39:27,240
Speaker 8: Duck sized horses, Yeah, but you'd really have to get

1869
01:39:27,400 --> 01:39:32,840
Speaker 8: I mean, if you had a horse sized horse yeah, Oh,

1870
01:39:32,920 --> 01:39:35,760
Speaker 8: what's it gonna do? Run around, try to evade you,

1871
01:39:36,120 --> 01:39:39,320
Speaker 8: maybe get a hoof in your face. But a horse

1872
01:39:39,400 --> 01:39:43,920
Speaker 8: sized duck, it's gonna flap its wings. Yeah, it could fly.

1873
01:39:44,720 --> 01:39:44,880
Speaker 3: You know.

1874
01:39:45,040 --> 01:39:46,720
Speaker 2: Well, it's saying what I would rather fight? Does it

1875
01:39:46,800 --> 01:39:49,160
Speaker 2: say what I have to fight it?

1876
01:39:49,520 --> 01:39:49,560
Speaker 6: No?

1877
01:39:49,680 --> 01:39:52,920
Speaker 3: It doesn't have anything about implements. Yeah, I mean, so

1878
01:39:53,040 --> 01:39:59,639
Speaker 3: you fight the one thing, try to stab it, shoot it. Yeah, whatever,

1879
01:40:00,080 --> 01:40:03,880
Speaker 3: get out works good on a big chicken.

1880
01:40:04,040 --> 01:40:06,600
Speaker 2: Rob's over there choking a horse. Oh is that what

1881
01:40:06,680 --> 01:40:07,439
Speaker 2: the kids are calling it?

1882
01:40:11,560 --> 01:40:14,559
Speaker 8: Alan is Rob enjoying the trick or treat station over

1883
01:40:14,600 --> 01:40:15,840
Speaker 8: there on the iHeartRadio app.

1884
01:40:16,120 --> 01:40:17,360
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to assume that you are.

1885
01:40:18,000 --> 01:40:19,960
Speaker 3: Oh, there's a I got it, there's a trick or

1886
01:40:20,040 --> 01:40:22,720
Speaker 3: treat station. I took that literal meaning like, is we

1887
01:40:22,800 --> 01:40:24,600
Speaker 3: have a trick or treat station? Like a place you

1888
01:40:24,720 --> 01:40:27,280
Speaker 3: go trick or treating? Right, Because that's what we're going

1889
01:40:27,360 --> 01:40:28,640
Speaker 3: to set up outside of the studio. It is a

1890
01:40:28,680 --> 01:40:29,559
Speaker 3: trick or treat station.

1891
01:40:29,920 --> 01:40:30,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1892
01:40:30,160 --> 01:40:32,639
Speaker 8: I gotta get to I really need to make myself

1893
01:40:32,680 --> 01:40:35,160
Speaker 8: a note to individually wrap those Brussels sprouts.

1894
01:40:35,160 --> 01:40:38,280
Speaker 2: I already bought some candy. I feel guilty.

1895
01:40:38,080 --> 01:40:41,240
Speaker 8: There'll be candy in the mix, but within the candy

1896
01:40:41,439 --> 01:40:46,800
Speaker 8: will be the gold wrapped Brussels sprouts. And if all

1897
01:40:46,880 --> 01:40:49,360
Speaker 8: goes well, they won't realize it until they get home.

1898
01:40:49,720 --> 01:40:52,479
Speaker 2: Kids come in, trick or treat, trick, get the hell

1899
01:40:52,520 --> 01:40:52,880
Speaker 2: out of here.

1900
01:40:55,280 --> 01:40:58,080
Speaker 8: I'm gonna make it quite clear that I will have

1901
01:40:58,160 --> 01:41:00,800
Speaker 8: a candy hierarchy, by the way, and it will be

1902
01:41:00,920 --> 01:41:06,280
Speaker 8: judged solely by us based on the believability of their costume.

1903
01:41:07,400 --> 01:41:10,080
Speaker 2: It's never too young to teach a child how the

1904
01:41:10,160 --> 01:41:11,400
Speaker 2: world works. Yep.

1905
01:41:11,760 --> 01:41:14,479
Speaker 8: Sorry, merit alone isn't going to get it for you.

1906
01:41:15,080 --> 01:41:17,040
Speaker 8: It's got to be talent involved as well.

1907
01:41:17,160 --> 01:41:20,000
Speaker 2: And I'm cute? What does that mean? Who cares? Got

1908
01:41:20,080 --> 01:41:20,360
Speaker 2: a cute?

1909
01:41:20,439 --> 01:41:20,639
Speaker 6: Kids?

1910
01:41:20,680 --> 01:41:21,760
Speaker 2: That's not to do with yet, right.

1911
01:41:22,439 --> 01:41:24,599
Speaker 8: If an Ogo comes in here in a better costume,

1912
01:41:24,760 --> 01:41:28,240
Speaker 8: he wins full sized candy bars period. How do you

1913
01:41:28,360 --> 01:41:30,720
Speaker 8: like the dark chocolate and strawberry kitkats?

1914
01:41:30,880 --> 01:41:31,639
Speaker 2: Limited Edition?

1915
01:41:31,960 --> 01:41:32,080
Speaker 28: Oh?

1916
01:41:32,160 --> 01:41:35,160
Speaker 2: You want one? And you can't have one because these

1917
01:41:35,240 --> 01:41:37,920
Speaker 2: are for closers only. You wouldn't know what to do

1918
01:41:38,040 --> 01:41:42,360
Speaker 2: with them. Always be candying, Always be candying, a always

1919
01:41:42,600 --> 01:41:46,120
Speaker 2: bb C candying, Always be candying.

1920
01:41:46,439 --> 01:41:50,920
Speaker 8: These are the new candies and to you they are gold,

1921
01:41:51,439 --> 01:41:53,000
Speaker 8: and you don't get to have them.

1922
01:41:54,240 --> 01:41:55,400
Speaker 2: You wouldn't know what to do with them.

1923
01:41:56,280 --> 01:41:56,519
Speaker 28: You know what.

1924
01:41:56,600 --> 01:41:59,200
Speaker 3: It takes a trick or treat. It takes brass balls

1925
01:41:59,280 --> 01:41:59,960
Speaker 3: to trigger treat.

1926
01:42:00,160 --> 01:42:00,320
Speaker 14: Kid.

1927
01:42:01,160 --> 01:42:06,479
Speaker 2: I rode here tonight on one hundred thousand dollars, broom. Yeah,

1928
01:42:09,600 --> 01:42:10,840
Speaker 2: did you have you had those?

1929
01:42:11,120 --> 01:42:13,559
Speaker 3: Speaking of dark chocolate, have you had the skinny dipped

1930
01:42:14,040 --> 01:42:15,120
Speaker 3: dark chocolate almonds?

1931
01:42:15,200 --> 01:42:15,360
Speaker 14: Yet?

1932
01:42:16,120 --> 01:42:17,479
Speaker 2: You mean skinny?

1933
01:42:17,920 --> 01:42:21,120
Speaker 3: They're called skinny dipped. Oh no, I've seen them, but

1934
01:42:21,439 --> 01:42:24,599
Speaker 3: it's done with dark chocolate cocoa. Yeah, your hands get

1935
01:42:24,680 --> 01:42:26,920
Speaker 3: like fudgie. But it's dude, I've seen them, but I

1936
01:42:27,000 --> 01:42:31,479
Speaker 3: haven't so good. Really, Oh my god, I'm it's like

1937
01:42:31,600 --> 01:42:34,760
Speaker 3: my snack now, Okay, get me a handful of those things. See,

1938
01:42:34,760 --> 01:42:41,080
Speaker 3: I eat a lot of nuts and I uh, I'll

1939
01:42:41,120 --> 01:42:41,360
Speaker 3: show you.

1940
01:42:41,680 --> 01:42:44,400
Speaker 8: This is my uh, this is my prep uh my

1941
01:42:44,560 --> 01:42:47,240
Speaker 8: meal prep container here that I have rubber band around

1942
01:42:47,320 --> 01:42:50,280
Speaker 8: because it's chock full of nuts.

1943
01:42:50,400 --> 01:42:53,120
Speaker 2: It's a heavenly coffee. These are my nuts.

1944
01:42:53,400 --> 01:42:53,559
Speaker 10: Right.

1945
01:42:54,160 --> 01:42:55,479
Speaker 2: Oh woy, you brought a ton of.

1946
01:42:55,560 --> 01:43:03,680
Speaker 8: Nuts, holapanok, pistachios, chili, lime, cashoes, some almonds in there,

1947
01:43:03,800 --> 01:43:06,400
Speaker 8: and the wasabi soy almonds from blue diamond right.

1948
01:43:06,479 --> 01:43:09,720
Speaker 3: Also three completely different flavors, three completely different flavors.

1949
01:43:09,920 --> 01:43:15,439
Speaker 8: Wow, However, I don't care for chocolate. I don't think

1950
01:43:15,479 --> 01:43:16,920
Speaker 8: that I would eat chocolate almonds.

1951
01:43:16,920 --> 01:43:19,240
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, it's just.

1952
01:43:19,320 --> 01:43:22,040
Speaker 8: Like I feel like i'm I feel like i'm it's

1953
01:43:22,120 --> 01:43:25,040
Speaker 8: counterintuitive to why I'm eating nuts if they're covered in chocolate.

1954
01:43:25,080 --> 01:43:27,479
Speaker 3: But the thing that's what's good about them. Oh you

1955
01:43:27,560 --> 01:43:29,840
Speaker 3: mean like the tip is dipped. No, it's it's it's

1956
01:43:29,960 --> 01:43:32,439
Speaker 3: the whole thing. It was just dropped in cocoa, like

1957
01:43:32,560 --> 01:43:35,200
Speaker 3: cocoa powder, so you're not actually like eating a piece

1958
01:43:35,240 --> 01:43:35,679
Speaker 3: of candy.

1959
01:43:36,600 --> 01:43:38,519
Speaker 2: It just has cocoa powder on the outside of it.

1960
01:43:39,520 --> 01:43:42,439
Speaker 2: So they're dry. They're dry. Oh, well, that sounds like

1961
01:43:42,520 --> 01:43:44,120
Speaker 2: it's just gonna you're gonna be coughing all night.

1962
01:43:46,920 --> 01:43:50,479
Speaker 3: Throw No, no, I'm telling you they are are I'll

1963
01:43:50,560 --> 01:43:52,400
Speaker 3: trium epic. I've certainly seen them.

1964
01:43:52,560 --> 01:43:55,200
Speaker 2: Oh they're so good. That's been my new thing.

1965
01:43:55,280 --> 01:43:57,200
Speaker 3: I'll just I'll have like a handful of those before

1966
01:43:57,200 --> 01:44:01,680
Speaker 3: I go to bed, before you go to bed. Well, like, bro,

1967
01:44:02,160 --> 01:44:03,440
Speaker 3: when I'm watching television.

1968
01:44:03,120 --> 01:44:05,920
Speaker 8: Good for you, I'm like a jag off. I'm eating

1969
01:44:06,000 --> 01:44:09,719
Speaker 8: cottage cheese and Kiwi's. This guy's over there eating chocolate

1970
01:44:09,840 --> 01:44:10,599
Speaker 8: dipped almonds.

1971
01:44:11,560 --> 01:44:12,160
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.

1972
01:44:12,200 --> 01:44:15,200
Speaker 8: There's no guilt. I know they're called skinny dip dowllon.

1973
01:44:15,280 --> 01:44:17,920
Speaker 8: They grew up Catholic. There's always guilt. True, it's gilt

1974
01:44:17,960 --> 01:44:19,120
Speaker 8: and everything, so very fair.

1975
01:44:19,400 --> 01:44:19,559
Speaker 2: Come.

1976
01:44:19,960 --> 01:44:24,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, they're delicious, hauling roasted almonds dipped in a thin

1977
01:44:24,320 --> 01:44:27,519
Speaker 8: layer of dark chocolate with a hint of maple sugar

1978
01:44:27,600 --> 01:44:28,559
Speaker 8: and sea salt.

1979
01:44:28,920 --> 01:44:32,200
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't see that? Is that what's in them? Well?

1980
01:44:32,200 --> 01:44:36,000
Speaker 8: That's what it says. One and seventy calories. Yeah, for

1981
01:44:36,120 --> 01:44:39,960
Speaker 8: like a Yeah, Starbucks sells them, you little packets of Starbucks.

1982
01:44:40,400 --> 01:44:42,519
Speaker 2: I get them a Target. I think, Yeah, they're too

1983
01:44:42,680 --> 01:44:43,240
Speaker 2: exactly the.

1984
01:44:43,240 --> 01:44:46,439
Speaker 8: Starbucks website says one hundred and seventy dollars. I assume

1985
01:44:46,479 --> 01:44:49,280
Speaker 8: they mean calories, yes, not one hundred and seventy. I'm

1986
01:44:49,280 --> 01:44:50,800
Speaker 8: certainly not going to eat them for one hundred and

1987
01:44:50,920 --> 01:44:55,240
Speaker 8: seventy dollars. Blue Diamond makes them too. They're awesome. This

1988
01:44:55,439 --> 01:44:58,599
Speaker 8: must be like the new thing that everybody's making thin

1989
01:44:58,800 --> 01:44:59,639
Speaker 8: dipped almonds.

1990
01:45:00,560 --> 01:45:03,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, man, let's see eight amends is

1991
01:45:03,600 --> 01:45:04,240
Speaker 2: the serving side.

1992
01:45:04,240 --> 01:45:07,080
Speaker 8: So are they just leading you down the primrose path,

1993
01:45:07,200 --> 01:45:09,120
Speaker 8: trying to make you feel like you're reading. You know,

1994
01:45:09,200 --> 01:45:12,880
Speaker 8: for a while everybody was like, oh, air popped chips. Yeah,

1995
01:45:12,960 --> 01:45:14,960
Speaker 8: but then people go, oh, these aren't so bad for me.

1996
01:45:15,000 --> 01:45:16,639
Speaker 8: I'll eat an entire bag, which.

1997
01:45:16,680 --> 01:45:18,439
Speaker 2: Kind of well, then that's the thing, Like you get

1998
01:45:18,439 --> 01:45:19,160
Speaker 2: a small bag.

1999
01:45:19,080 --> 01:45:23,479
Speaker 3: Of these nuts, and it's it's, you know, one hundred

2000
01:45:23,479 --> 01:45:26,080
Speaker 3: and forty calories for a serving. Okay, there's three and

2001
01:45:26,120 --> 01:45:27,160
Speaker 3: a half in a small bag.

2002
01:45:27,200 --> 01:45:29,120
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? This is about eighteen is

2003
01:45:29,160 --> 01:45:32,639
Speaker 2: the serving size. Well, I'll try. They're awesome. Hi, Allen,

2004
01:45:32,760 --> 01:45:36,000
Speaker 2: Hi Rob Meghan from Grafting here. So I'm listening to

2005
01:45:36,439 --> 01:45:36,880
Speaker 2: what would be.

2006
01:45:36,960 --> 01:45:40,920
Speaker 12: Yesterday's podcast now and you guys doing your Russian accents,

2007
01:45:41,080 --> 01:45:44,720
Speaker 12: which makes me Google every time, And this time I

2008
01:45:44,840 --> 01:45:46,719
Speaker 12: figured out who you guys remind me of when.

2009
01:45:46,560 --> 01:45:46,920
Speaker 8: You do that?

2010
01:45:47,640 --> 01:45:51,639
Speaker 2: Grew from Despicable Me. Do you guys sound just like him?

2011
01:45:51,760 --> 01:45:53,920
Speaker 2: I love it, So keep up the good work, Thank you,

2012
01:45:54,400 --> 01:45:55,880
Speaker 2: love you, hate me hate the show.

2013
01:45:56,640 --> 01:45:59,240
Speaker 3: So she really likes Despicable Me. I wish she's telling

2014
01:45:59,360 --> 01:46:02,160
Speaker 3: us our Russian accent suck. Well they do, because that's

2015
01:46:02,240 --> 01:46:07,840
Speaker 3: not what It's not what gru was going for. It no,

2016
01:46:08,280 --> 01:46:12,040
Speaker 3: I have to practice that one kill law. It's more

2017
01:46:12,160 --> 01:46:14,800
Speaker 3: like it's more like Transylvanian or something.

2018
01:46:14,920 --> 01:46:18,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, CRUs like he's got like that. I don't even

2019
01:46:18,320 --> 01:46:21,519
Speaker 2: know what. You know, he's got like a weird sound.

2020
01:46:21,680 --> 01:46:22,000
Speaker 3: It's not.

2021
01:46:23,600 --> 01:46:26,960
Speaker 2: Not what we are doing. You know, what's what's Grew's backstory?

2022
01:46:28,520 --> 01:46:31,240
Speaker 2: I don't remember. I have been years since we watched

2023
01:46:31,280 --> 01:46:32,000
Speaker 2: one of those movies.

2024
01:46:32,560 --> 01:46:34,400
Speaker 8: The animator who created him and envisioned him as a

2025
01:46:34,520 --> 01:46:36,120
Speaker 8: Dracula like character.

2026
01:46:37,400 --> 01:46:41,519
Speaker 3: So yeah, quasi why was I Russian? Is how they

2027
01:46:41,600 --> 01:46:44,240
Speaker 3: described the There you go. Maybe that's we're not too

2028
01:46:44,280 --> 01:46:49,280
Speaker 3: far off. And I never even like my my that

2029
01:46:49,439 --> 01:46:55,559
Speaker 3: impression is the same of any where geographically that that's

2030
01:46:55,680 --> 01:46:56,839
Speaker 3: somewhat near Russia.

2031
01:46:56,880 --> 01:46:59,160
Speaker 2: That's the voice that I do all. It doesn't admit

2032
01:46:59,200 --> 01:47:04,400
Speaker 2: that I will do this for anything, exactly a hillo. Yeah,

2033
01:47:05,680 --> 01:47:08,920
Speaker 2: So many Hungarians think.

2034
01:47:09,640 --> 01:47:13,960
Speaker 3: Meat, paprika, meat, meat, paprika, puppy cush?

2035
01:47:15,200 --> 01:47:17,760
Speaker 2: How many chocolate almonds?

2036
01:47:18,760 --> 01:47:19,120
Speaker 3: So good?

2037
01:47:19,360 --> 01:47:22,000
Speaker 2: How many in the start of in size eighteen eighteen?

2038
01:47:22,240 --> 01:47:24,400
Speaker 29: You can only have eighteen of them before it becomes

2039
01:47:24,439 --> 01:47:26,360
Speaker 29: problematic and you get the.

2040
01:47:26,360 --> 01:47:32,240
Speaker 8: Big fetes you can thrown into. All right, well, good,

2041
01:47:32,280 --> 01:47:36,920
Speaker 8: there you go almost chili lime cashoes are inferior to

2042
01:47:37,000 --> 01:47:39,960
Speaker 8: the hot honey cashoes at all these I don't care

2043
01:47:40,080 --> 01:47:45,320
Speaker 8: for honey cashoes. They're inconsistent. Planters. I think Still you

2044
01:47:45,439 --> 01:47:48,120
Speaker 8: gotta go with the og planters. I think Still makes

2045
01:47:48,200 --> 01:47:51,400
Speaker 8: the best honey cashoes. It's just they're tough to find.

2046
01:47:51,520 --> 01:47:53,320
Speaker 8: I don't know how popular they are, so it's hard

2047
01:47:53,320 --> 01:47:55,320
Speaker 8: to find them in a grocery store. And everybody else

2048
01:47:55,360 --> 01:47:58,160
Speaker 8: kind of has their variations on them, but there's with

2049
01:48:00,240 --> 01:48:03,280
Speaker 8: different results and not a big honey cashew guy. I'll

2050
01:48:03,320 --> 01:48:08,599
Speaker 8: still get going on some honey roasted peanuts. That flavor

2051
01:48:08,680 --> 01:48:12,280
Speaker 8: of peanut is just fantastic. One of my favorites.

2052
01:48:12,439 --> 01:48:15,640
Speaker 2: Allen's Sweetest Day Born in Cleveland, Ohio. I did know that.

2053
01:48:15,840 --> 01:48:18,519
Speaker 8: I think American Greetings did it right, or whoever was

2054
01:48:18,640 --> 01:48:22,840
Speaker 8: making the the they called the Hallmark Holiday, but it

2055
01:48:23,000 --> 01:48:27,240
Speaker 8: was The Cleveland Plain Dealer in nineteen twenty two chronicled

2056
01:48:27,240 --> 01:48:31,760
Speaker 8: the first Sweetest Day in Cleveland. Listen, when you think Cleveland,

2057
01:48:32,040 --> 01:48:37,600
Speaker 8: you think sweetest Day. Yeah, candy maker C. C. Hartzell

2058
01:48:38,560 --> 01:48:45,120
Speaker 8: in twelve Cleveland Committee men, So yeah. Born in Cleveland, Ohio,

2059
01:48:45,560 --> 01:48:54,040
Speaker 8: the third Saturday in October. Roctober so congratulations. You know,

2060
01:48:54,120 --> 01:48:56,760
Speaker 8: we were talking to Woody earlier. Woody was like, I'll

2061
01:48:56,800 --> 01:49:00,280
Speaker 8: tell you what, if the Patriots and the Steelers up

2062
01:49:00,280 --> 01:49:03,200
Speaker 8: in the super Bowl, you and Rob are going to

2063
01:49:03,200 --> 01:49:09,880
Speaker 8: be doing accents a non stop. Yeah, you in suck,

2064
01:49:11,520 --> 01:49:14,320
Speaker 8: So listen, fingers crossed. You know, our friend Steve Byrne

2065
01:49:14,479 --> 01:49:17,519
Speaker 8: is doing the weekend at Hilarities. He'll join us on Friday.

2066
01:49:18,040 --> 01:49:20,880
Speaker 8: He's from Pittsburgh and so he's a huge Penguins fan

2067
01:49:21,000 --> 01:49:24,519
Speaker 8: and all those and doesn't have the accent, but you

2068
01:49:24,600 --> 01:49:26,800
Speaker 8: can certainly chop it up with him. He would love

2069
01:49:26,880 --> 01:49:29,840
Speaker 8: nothing more than to see the Steelers in the super Bowl.

2070
01:49:29,920 --> 01:49:31,479
Speaker 2: I'm not sure you're going to see either one of

2071
01:49:31,520 --> 01:49:32,759
Speaker 2: those teams in the super Bowl.

2072
01:49:32,600 --> 01:49:35,600
Speaker 8: So I think you're probably I think that that is

2073
01:49:35,640 --> 01:49:37,720
Speaker 8: an accent battle that we're probably going to.

2074
01:49:38,320 --> 01:49:39,000
Speaker 2: We can just do it.

2075
01:49:39,200 --> 01:49:42,599
Speaker 3: Miss out on, Yeah, just do it to make people happy.

2076
01:49:42,720 --> 01:49:47,360
Speaker 3: But Alan, I've never had a pistachio or a cashew.

2077
01:49:47,400 --> 01:49:48,000
Speaker 2: Am I weird?

2078
01:49:48,240 --> 01:49:48,400
Speaker 10: Yes?

2079
01:49:48,560 --> 01:49:52,519
Speaker 8: Yes, Alan, there's a shop in Parma Heights, Jake and

2080
01:49:52,640 --> 01:49:58,600
Speaker 8: Parma called a Taste of Transylvania, and it's a European

2081
01:49:58,720 --> 01:49:59,519
Speaker 8: grocery store.

2082
01:50:00,520 --> 01:50:03,800
Speaker 2: Just sell blood. Yeah, blah.

2083
01:50:04,360 --> 01:50:08,200
Speaker 29: We sell all kinds of sausage, blood sausage and blood sausage,

2084
01:50:08,240 --> 01:50:10,720
Speaker 29: and we sell blood capsules and blood sausages.

2085
01:50:11,000 --> 01:50:13,080
Speaker 2: So much for your rubens.

2086
01:50:13,120 --> 01:50:20,280
Speaker 29: Side of beef with extra blood. Blood good from Transylvania blood.

2087
01:50:21,200 --> 01:50:28,680
Speaker 29: Do you have Romanian noodles? I'm looking for the particular

2088
01:50:28,840 --> 01:50:32,679
Speaker 29: candies from home. They are large eminems filled with pork.

2089
01:50:38,080 --> 01:50:40,840
Speaker 29: Do you have candice skinless sausages?

2090
01:50:41,160 --> 01:50:43,280
Speaker 2: Did you like those? Cooked or uncooked? I love it

2091
01:50:43,400 --> 01:50:44,680
Speaker 2: taste of Transylvania.

2092
01:50:45,640 --> 01:50:45,840
Speaker 10: Yeah.

2093
01:50:46,040 --> 01:50:48,200
Speaker 8: Well, listen, you're not gonna go broke with a store

2094
01:50:48,280 --> 01:50:50,559
Speaker 8: like that in Parma Heights, that's for sure.

2095
01:50:52,560 --> 01:50:52,800
Speaker 2: Alan.

2096
01:50:52,840 --> 01:50:55,280
Speaker 8: I love Thin Lizzie, and I love that song jail Break.

2097
01:50:55,479 --> 01:50:57,680
Speaker 8: I especially love the line tonight there's gonna be a

2098
01:50:57,760 --> 01:50:59,760
Speaker 8: jail break somewhere in this town.

2099
01:51:00,280 --> 01:51:06,040
Speaker 3: My guess it'll happen at the jail which one. Yeah, well, listen,

2100
01:51:06,160 --> 01:51:06,800
Speaker 3: there's a lot.

2101
01:51:06,760 --> 01:51:11,080
Speaker 8: Of incarcerated people in Dublin and uh, you know that's

2102
01:51:11,160 --> 01:51:12,519
Speaker 8: called artistic license.

2103
01:51:12,800 --> 01:51:14,320
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to check this place out, man.

2104
01:51:14,560 --> 01:51:17,280
Speaker 3: I've been looking for a place that had good kilbasa

2105
01:51:17,840 --> 01:51:21,280
Speaker 3: mm hm, and uh, I think I might just found it.

2106
01:51:22,439 --> 01:51:28,800
Speaker 29: Some Daisy hams. Oh yeah, least Transylvania. Daisy hams are delicious.

2107
01:51:28,840 --> 01:51:30,960
Speaker 29: We have all types of things old shielf. If you

2108
01:51:31,040 --> 01:51:34,920
Speaker 29: look over here, we have the olives in the red

2109
01:51:35,040 --> 01:51:37,360
Speaker 29: cabbage and olives.

2110
01:51:38,120 --> 01:51:41,479
Speaker 8: The daisy ham is one of the more difficult moves

2111
01:51:41,640 --> 01:51:43,360
Speaker 8: to do on Urban Dictionary.

2112
01:51:45,000 --> 01:51:46,840
Speaker 2: You ever tried to do daisy ham?

2113
01:51:47,040 --> 01:51:51,200
Speaker 3: It is very hard to do open open faced daisy

2114
01:51:51,320 --> 01:51:53,080
Speaker 3: ham is hardest move in all of six.

2115
01:51:53,280 --> 01:52:00,519
Speaker 8: It requires four glazed doughnuts, an industrial drain plunger, and.

2116
01:52:00,600 --> 01:52:05,160
Speaker 2: The lava lamp in the crucifix. I cannot tell you

2117
01:52:05,280 --> 01:52:10,200
Speaker 2: where to put lava lamp. You can guess. You can guess.

2118
01:52:10,680 --> 01:52:11,479
Speaker 2: I love this line.

2119
01:52:11,920 --> 01:52:15,679
Speaker 3: There's also a butcher shop that carries a variety of meats, sausage, pork,

2120
01:52:15,960 --> 01:52:20,320
Speaker 3: pork chops, bacon, pork butt jump, lots of pork pork

2121
01:52:21,280 --> 01:52:25,599
Speaker 3: pork butt, skinless sausage, yes, that are prepared daily.

2122
01:52:25,760 --> 01:52:33,560
Speaker 2: This places sounds fantastic. Located at six Permas.

2123
01:52:34,040 --> 01:52:37,599
Speaker 8: There are few things more painful in young men's life

2124
01:52:37,680 --> 01:52:42,479
Speaker 8: than skinless sausage. If it ever happened to you on hand, cold,

2125
01:52:42,520 --> 01:52:47,560
Speaker 8: the gloving down below terrible deepen.

2126
01:52:47,360 --> 01:52:48,639
Speaker 2: To my cousin one time.

2127
01:52:49,000 --> 01:52:51,439
Speaker 3: It happens when you are your young man young teenage

2128
01:52:51,479 --> 01:52:54,839
Speaker 3: years you spend too much time cranking get skinless sausage.

2129
01:52:55,240 --> 01:52:58,320
Speaker 8: My friend was working in stables at the Glenn Pennan's

2130
01:52:58,320 --> 01:53:02,719
Speaker 8: house had unfortunate in the incident with barbed wire face.

2131
01:53:04,960 --> 01:53:09,280
Speaker 5: They had to rename the cow old one eye pulled

2132
01:53:09,320 --> 01:53:11,920
Speaker 5: the skin right off the right of this sausage.

2133
01:53:12,800 --> 01:53:15,320
Speaker 2: His one eye dangling in the wind.

2134
01:53:15,960 --> 01:53:19,920
Speaker 3: All right, that's fun, huh, it is fun taste of Transylvania.

2135
01:53:19,960 --> 01:53:21,640
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to check it. I'm going to have

2136
01:53:21,760 --> 01:53:24,320
Speaker 3: to check this without question. I've been looking for this

2137
01:53:24,439 --> 01:53:27,080
Speaker 3: type of market here, so I'm ready. Now, promise me

2138
01:53:27,280 --> 01:53:30,320
Speaker 3: that you will record and document your trip there and

2139
01:53:30,520 --> 01:53:32,639
Speaker 3: do that when you walk in. When I walk in, yes,

2140
01:53:32,920 --> 01:53:34,880
Speaker 3: but you know what, you never know if someone's putting

2141
01:53:34,880 --> 01:53:36,360
Speaker 3: it on or not. If I just walked in to

2142
01:53:36,439 --> 01:53:37,880
Speaker 3: talk like that, they would They don't know me. They

2143
01:53:37,920 --> 01:53:38,840
Speaker 3: assume that's how I talk.

2144
01:53:40,080 --> 01:53:40,920
Speaker 2: I'll do that with my kids.

2145
01:53:40,960 --> 01:53:43,559
Speaker 3: Sometimes I'll start talking in a weird accent if I'm

2146
01:53:43,600 --> 01:53:46,200
Speaker 3: somewhere because no one's ever seen me before, so I'll

2147
01:53:46,280 --> 01:53:48,280
Speaker 3: just start talking like something and everybody, the kids.

2148
01:53:48,120 --> 01:53:51,080
Speaker 2: Are laughing, but the people don't know. I was watching

2149
01:53:51,080 --> 01:53:53,519
Speaker 2: a show with my daughter the other night. It's called

2150
01:53:53,600 --> 01:53:55,000
Speaker 2: High Potential. Have you watched that?

2151
01:53:55,080 --> 01:53:59,280
Speaker 8: It's a run ABC. Yeah, Kaylin Olson, you don't like it.

2152
01:53:59,520 --> 01:54:04,479
Speaker 8: It's so poorly written and so like dramatic. I mean,

2153
01:54:04,560 --> 01:54:07,200
Speaker 8: the premise is interesting and it's fun enough, and she

2154
01:54:07,479 --> 01:54:11,640
Speaker 8: likes it. And yeah, but there was the culmination of

2155
01:54:11,720 --> 01:54:15,160
Speaker 8: this one particular episode. It's all you know what, crime procedural,

2156
01:54:15,200 --> 01:54:18,080
Speaker 8: it's all nicely sewn up. That guy gets caught and

2157
01:54:18,560 --> 01:54:21,360
Speaker 8: there arrest this girl. And I said to my daughter,

2158
01:54:21,400 --> 01:54:22,960
Speaker 8: I go, it's not so bad. I said, you know,

2159
01:54:23,080 --> 01:54:24,840
Speaker 8: she'll get a year for manslaughter, should be out in

2160
01:54:24,840 --> 01:54:29,240
Speaker 8: three months. And she thought that was high hilarious that

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01:54:29,320 --> 01:54:33,720
Speaker 8: I was working on the incarceration schedule for a fake

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01:54:33,960 --> 01:54:35,200
Speaker 8: character in a TV show.

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01:54:35,360 --> 01:54:38,560
Speaker 2: It's like, how would you possibly arrive at that? That's

2164
01:54:38,560 --> 01:54:39,360
Speaker 2: probably what will happen.

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Speaker 8: And then I said, you can't spell manslaughter without laughter,

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01:54:43,640 --> 01:54:46,240
Speaker 8: And of course that's center for the roof. So it

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01:54:46,360 --> 01:54:49,040
Speaker 8: was a big night as far as eliciting giggles from

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01:54:49,040 --> 01:54:51,760
Speaker 8: a nine year old goes pulled it off, pulled it off,

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01:54:53,920 --> 01:55:02,560
Speaker 8: pulled it right off. It came right off, right right.

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Speaker 29: The same mind eagles through the roof, and just like

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01:55:06,160 --> 01:55:09,000
Speaker 29: skinless sausage, when you play with it too much, it

2172
01:55:09,120 --> 01:55:11,800
Speaker 29: is easy to take the skin off of the sausage.

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01:55:12,120 --> 01:55:12,640
Speaker 6: Tell the.

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01:55:15,280 --> 01:55:15,960
Speaker 2: It's nice.

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01:55:17,240 --> 01:55:24,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, Rob wants good, Kolbasi, go to Jaworski Meets.

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01:55:25,200 --> 01:55:29,160
Speaker 2: See somebody else said, go to State Road Meets in Parama.

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01:55:30,640 --> 01:55:32,960
Speaker 8: What you get your You get yourself over to Zero's

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01:55:33,080 --> 01:55:35,760
Speaker 8: St a little ice cream there. Worst name ever for

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01:55:35,800 --> 01:55:37,680
Speaker 8: an ice cream place, but the product.

2180
01:55:37,400 --> 01:55:39,720
Speaker 2: Is pretty good. Is that w U R S T.

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01:55:41,240 --> 01:55:44,000
Speaker 8: W U You said worst? You know it's an ice

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01:55:44,040 --> 01:55:47,640
Speaker 8: cream place. And then you get yourself over to State

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01:55:47,760 --> 01:55:48,280
Speaker 8: Road Meets.

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01:55:50,160 --> 01:55:50,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it.

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01:55:53,200 --> 01:55:56,200
Speaker 8: Now here's the trouble. It's literally, Oh, it's State meets,

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01:55:56,280 --> 01:55:58,160
Speaker 8: not State road Meets. I was gonna say State Road

2187
01:55:58,200 --> 01:56:01,120
Speaker 8: meets is a little bit further up state road. Oh,

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01:56:01,160 --> 01:56:03,760
Speaker 8: it's State meets, State meets the State Road meets. You

2189
01:56:03,800 --> 01:56:06,480
Speaker 8: gotta be careful because the emphasis there is on road

2190
01:56:06,520 --> 01:56:09,600
Speaker 8: meets rietis is killed that they got out the side streets.

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01:56:10,000 --> 01:56:12,240
Speaker 2: You gotta be real careful, honest, this place looks like

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01:56:12,760 --> 01:56:15,040
Speaker 2: state meets. Like check both of these joints out. Yeah,

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01:56:15,040 --> 01:56:18,320
Speaker 2: that's like State in Tuxi. You'll get that rolled up sausage. Hey,

2194
01:56:19,280 --> 01:56:23,440
Speaker 2: get on that sausiege. State Meets is near the parrogy joint.

2195
01:56:24,800 --> 01:56:28,360
Speaker 2: I make those I know you do. I'm a good

2196
01:56:28,400 --> 01:56:29,440
Speaker 2: Polish boy in that way.

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01:56:29,920 --> 01:56:38,240
Speaker 7: The Allencott showmms they say, no man's an island?

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01:56:38,520 --> 01:56:42,440
Speaker 2: What at iheard? Cleveland? You sure get your chance to try?

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Speaker 2: Hello everybody? Allen got Where did everybody go?

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Speaker 6: On?

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Speaker 20: One hundred point seven domms.

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01:57:05,280 --> 01:57:06,520
Speaker 2: Three five two?

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01:57:06,560 --> 01:57:10,800
Speaker 3: If you want to send me a text Alancoxshow dot com.

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01:57:10,840 --> 01:57:12,640
Speaker 8: For all the other stuff, you can email me there

2205
01:57:14,480 --> 01:57:19,280
Speaker 8: Alan at Alancoxshow dot com. A woman on TikTok who

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01:57:19,480 --> 01:57:20,680
Speaker 8: was screaming about the fact.

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01:57:20,520 --> 01:57:23,200
Speaker 2: She was in well, I guess she lives in Alaska.

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01:57:24,120 --> 01:57:27,400
Speaker 8: She wasn't visiting Alaska, she lives there, and her local

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01:57:27,480 --> 01:57:31,360
Speaker 8: Walmart started locking the spam and she was trying to

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Speaker 8: figure out why that was. More and more places around

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01:57:34,760 --> 01:57:38,200
Speaker 8: the country obviously are locking up large portions of their

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01:57:38,240 --> 01:57:43,720
Speaker 8: inventory because they're trying to mitigate shoplifting. I guess the

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01:57:43,800 --> 01:57:47,680
Speaker 8: inference here is that spam is stolen so frequently, maybe

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01:57:47,760 --> 01:57:52,160
Speaker 8: in Alaska. You know, places like Alaska and Hawaii are

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01:57:52,240 --> 01:57:53,880
Speaker 8: going through a hell of a lot more spam than

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01:57:53,920 --> 01:57:57,400
Speaker 8: we are. There probably aren't a lot of cows walking

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01:57:57,520 --> 01:58:01,000
Speaker 8: around in Alaska, but there are a lot of these

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01:58:01,080 --> 01:58:04,760
Speaker 8: big box stores, places like Walmart and Target and Kroger

2219
01:58:05,720 --> 01:58:09,200
Speaker 8: that are trying to deter all of this shoplifting. And

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01:58:09,280 --> 01:58:11,360
Speaker 8: it makes it it's kind of a double edged sword here,

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01:58:11,400 --> 01:58:14,000
Speaker 8: because on the one hand, you understand why places don't

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01:58:14,120 --> 01:58:17,080
Speaker 8: want their inventory ripped off, but.

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01:58:17,120 --> 01:58:17,720
Speaker 2: It makes for.

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01:58:19,760 --> 01:58:22,600
Speaker 8: A way more frustrating experience for people who are just

2225
01:58:22,680 --> 01:58:25,200
Speaker 8: trying to shop. You know, you go to this really

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01:58:25,280 --> 01:58:28,960
Speaker 8: kind of jammed Wallgreens up because they got to the

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01:58:29,000 --> 01:58:31,280
Speaker 8: point where they were locking everything up. You know, Walgreens

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01:58:31,360 --> 01:58:34,480
Speaker 8: is a Chicaga based company, and so those kinds of

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01:58:34,520 --> 01:58:37,840
Speaker 8: policies started there and then kind of rippled their way out.

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01:58:37,960 --> 01:58:42,240
Speaker 8: But there were certain Wallgreens stores where most of the

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01:58:42,320 --> 01:58:45,520
Speaker 8: things in the store were locked up and you'd have

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01:58:45,680 --> 01:58:48,240
Speaker 8: to call somebody to unlock it for you. And I

2233
01:58:48,280 --> 01:58:50,720
Speaker 8: guess if it's laundry detergent or razors, you can kind

2234
01:58:50,720 --> 01:58:52,160
Speaker 8: of figure it out, or condoms or whatever.

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01:58:52,400 --> 01:58:53,960
Speaker 2: But once you start locking everything up.

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Speaker 8: Now, combine that with the fact that a lot of

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01:58:55,640 --> 01:58:59,320
Speaker 8: these stores now are understaffed, then you've got you're not

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01:58:59,400 --> 01:59:02,480
Speaker 8: going to stand there and wait for half an hour

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01:59:02,640 --> 01:59:06,080
Speaker 8: for somebody to come over and unlock the spam when

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Speaker 8: you're just trying to make a goddamn sandwich.

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01:59:08,520 --> 01:59:10,440
Speaker 2: I assume you go.

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01:59:10,800 --> 01:59:14,880
Speaker 8: I'll just go somewhere else where the spam is readily available.

2243
01:59:16,040 --> 01:59:18,480
Speaker 8: But this lady has gotten a couple hundred thousand views

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01:59:18,520 --> 01:59:21,600
Speaker 8: on this video of her at a Walmart store in Anchorage.

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01:59:21,640 --> 01:59:24,680
Speaker 8: We've got bureau chiefs there in Anchorage who could probably

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01:59:24,680 --> 01:59:27,800
Speaker 8: speak to this where she's complaining. She's like, why the

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01:59:27,880 --> 01:59:34,680
Speaker 8: hell is the spam locked up at the Walmart, the

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01:59:34,920 --> 01:59:55,720
Speaker 8: Diamond Walmart in Anchorage, Alaska? And I mean, how long

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01:59:55,880 --> 01:59:58,440
Speaker 8: are you going to wait for your spam when it's

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Speaker 8: locked up? You going to go somewhere else? Depends on

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Speaker 8: how much you like spam?

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02:00:02,960 --> 02:00:03,400
Speaker 2: I guess so.

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02:00:07,120 --> 02:00:08,880
Speaker 8: But yeah, there's a lot of you know, and so

2254
02:00:09,080 --> 02:00:12,600
Speaker 8: then in the in the interim, their companies that are like, well,

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Speaker 8: what we're gonna do is we're going to roll out

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Speaker 8: an app so that you don't have to wait for

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Speaker 8: a person, that you can just click this app and

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02:00:23,600 --> 02:00:26,960
Speaker 8: it'll open whatever case you want. And there are some

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02:00:27,080 --> 02:00:29,800
Speaker 8: stores that are kind of trying those pilot programs as well.

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Speaker 2: It sucks that we're even at a place where that's

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Speaker 2: a thing.

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Speaker 8: Well, there's well, it's it's the confluence of a couple

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Speaker 8: of things. It's that all of these retailers are always

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02:00:41,160 --> 02:00:45,280
Speaker 8: looking for ways to fire humans, and so the fewer

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Speaker 8: people to have in their stores, or at least to

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02:00:47,080 --> 02:00:50,040
Speaker 8: relegate those people to the back. So they're like, hey, man,

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Speaker 8: we don't even need people in the front of the

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Speaker 8: store anymore.

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Speaker 2: We'll just have the app.

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Speaker 8: And it's like it'll be like a brick and mortar Amazon, right,

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02:00:57,560 --> 02:00:59,720
Speaker 8: You'll just click the app and then somebody in the

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02:00:59,760 --> 02:01:03,120
Speaker 8: back who's in the storehouse the stock room will bring

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02:01:03,240 --> 02:01:06,240
Speaker 8: you what you wanted, or you'll get up to the

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02:01:06,320 --> 02:01:08,280
Speaker 8: front and you'll have your list of the stuff you

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02:01:08,320 --> 02:01:08,880
Speaker 8: want on the app.

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Speaker 3: But that's the usually not what people are going into

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Speaker 3: these places for. And in theory, all that stuff looks

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02:01:15,240 --> 02:01:16,840
Speaker 3: good on paper until you try to execute it.

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Speaker 8: It's like the things we do here, right, Well, that's

2280
02:01:22,720 --> 02:01:26,240
Speaker 8: why we have an app rob where people can fire

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02:01:26,320 --> 02:01:28,520
Speaker 8: up an app and they can hear some of the

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02:01:28,640 --> 02:01:36,280
Speaker 8: greatest content they've ever heard of. Oh yes, sure, but

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02:01:36,400 --> 02:01:38,400
Speaker 8: this woman in Alaska, now I have to think that

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02:01:38,560 --> 02:01:40,200
Speaker 8: like I said, I have to think that the spam

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02:01:40,360 --> 02:01:44,480
Speaker 8: thing is probably because it's Alaska. Like in Hawaii, they

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02:01:44,560 --> 02:01:49,080
Speaker 8: go through way more spam than we do. Is it

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02:01:49,200 --> 02:01:51,160
Speaker 8: just because it keeps longer? Do you think that that's

2288
02:01:51,200 --> 02:01:53,920
Speaker 8: why it's such a big deal in places like that?

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02:01:54,120 --> 02:01:56,880
Speaker 8: It's because you don't have a lot of cows walking around, right,

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Speaker 8: These are places where it's like, you know, is twelve

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02:02:01,120 --> 02:02:03,520
Speaker 8: dollars a gallon ice cream? You know, you go to Hawaii,

2292
02:02:03,560 --> 02:02:06,160
Speaker 8: you get a pint of ice cream, it's like thirteen dollars.

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02:02:07,080 --> 02:02:09,640
Speaker 8: Because there aren't a lot of cows walking around. For

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02:02:09,800 --> 02:02:12,640
Speaker 8: dairy products, you gotta get them shipped in from the mainland.

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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna ask again, call me stupid, but why

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02:02:17,640 --> 02:02:20,960
Speaker 3: not fix that by a couple? Uh? Yeah, what do

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02:02:21,000 --> 02:02:23,640
Speaker 3: you call them? Head couple ahead of cattle? Let them

2298
02:02:23,720 --> 02:02:26,360
Speaker 3: bang it out. You just start making future generations of

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02:02:26,400 --> 02:02:29,040
Speaker 3: future Hawaiian cows so it's not as expensive because I

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Speaker 3: started that one hundred years ago.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, well, I don't know. Maybe the I've I've never

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Speaker 8: been to either Hawaii or Alaska.

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Speaker 3: The Great Hawaiian Humping Cattle sounds like something, doesn't It

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Speaker 3: put me in charge?

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Speaker 2: Man? I'll take care of all this stuff.

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Speaker 8: You're gonna export cattle? Yeah, to Hawaii? Correct?

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Speaker 16: Is that this?

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Speaker 3: So?

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Speaker 2: I mean Alaska too. There probably are ranchers in Hawaii.

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Speaker 8: It's not to say that there aren't any, but it's

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02:02:56,640 --> 02:03:00,280
Speaker 8: like there is a reason where those places because is

2312
02:03:00,360 --> 02:03:00,880
Speaker 8: way out there.

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02:03:01,200 --> 02:03:03,720
Speaker 2: Hawaii's way out there too, so whatever you.

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02:03:03,800 --> 02:03:06,240
Speaker 8: Don't have on the island you got to get shipped

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02:03:06,280 --> 02:03:11,640
Speaker 8: in from the mainland, and that's really expensive. My parents,

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02:03:11,880 --> 02:03:13,920
Speaker 8: my parents had gone to Hawaii a couple of times.

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02:03:14,000 --> 02:03:17,440
Speaker 8: My dad wanted to see Pearl Harbor and they had

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02:03:17,520 --> 02:03:20,120
Speaker 8: gone a couple of times and loved it. My parents

2319
02:03:20,240 --> 02:03:24,080
Speaker 8: did not travel. We didn't go anywhere growing up. They

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02:03:24,240 --> 02:03:28,080
Speaker 8: hated to travel. Lucky us. But then they get older

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02:03:28,440 --> 02:03:31,000
Speaker 8: and they're like, well, I got a Hawaii Oh are

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02:03:31,080 --> 02:03:36,360
Speaker 8: you cool? We just sat at home all summer every

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02:03:36,440 --> 02:03:37,280
Speaker 8: summer growing up.

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Speaker 2: Cool.

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Speaker 8: But I'm glad they had that experience. I'm glad they

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02:03:44,000 --> 02:03:47,080
Speaker 8: did before my dad. I am I'm happy that they

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02:03:47,160 --> 02:03:51,200
Speaker 8: had that experience. Would have been nice maybe to do

2328
02:03:51,360 --> 02:03:55,840
Speaker 8: some things, you know, every summer as a family, well,

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02:03:56,240 --> 02:03:59,000
Speaker 8: it just every summer. I remember there was like a

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Speaker 8: three week peer where me and my two brothers were

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02:04:03,120 --> 02:04:06,760
Speaker 8: the only kids in the neighborhood. Yeah, everybody else was

2332
02:04:06,800 --> 02:04:09,640
Speaker 8: either at camp or they were on vacation with their family.

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Speaker 2: Every summer.

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Speaker 8: There was a good three week period where we were

2335
02:04:14,560 --> 02:04:18,360
Speaker 8: the only ones around, and I was like, this sucks.

2336
02:04:19,160 --> 02:04:21,600
Speaker 8: And I didn't really want to go to camp because

2337
02:04:21,640 --> 02:04:24,800
Speaker 8: I'm like, summer for me was kind of a vacation

2338
02:04:25,080 --> 02:04:27,720
Speaker 8: from getting beaten up at school. So I'm like, well,

2339
02:04:27,760 --> 02:04:30,160
Speaker 8: that would happen to me at camp, so I don't

2340
02:04:30,200 --> 02:04:33,280
Speaker 8: need to do that. But you know, but like friends

2341
02:04:33,320 --> 02:04:35,320
Speaker 8: of mine and you know, oh we went to the

2342
02:04:35,360 --> 02:04:38,240
Speaker 8: Grand Canyon and people have you know, photos of when

2343
02:04:38,320 --> 02:04:40,840
Speaker 8: Oh this is when I was ten and we went

2344
02:04:40,920 --> 02:04:43,560
Speaker 8: to d C or whatever. I'm like, I don't know

2345
02:04:43,640 --> 02:04:45,360
Speaker 8: that I really would have cared as a kid, but

2346
02:04:46,080 --> 02:04:47,920
Speaker 8: those were experiences I did not have.

2347
02:04:49,800 --> 02:04:52,800
Speaker 2: What was vacation when you guys would do stuff. We

2348
02:04:52,880 --> 02:04:53,520
Speaker 2: didn't do anything.

2349
02:04:53,760 --> 02:04:55,919
Speaker 3: What do you mean, like when you you would eventually

2350
02:04:56,000 --> 02:04:57,560
Speaker 3: like I mean like, I know you didn't do an

2351
02:04:57,720 --> 02:04:59,760
Speaker 3: you're saying anything, but you must have. There must have

2352
02:04:59,800 --> 02:05:02,640
Speaker 3: been something you'd go to know, something for an overnight Michigan.

2353
02:05:03,120 --> 02:05:05,080
Speaker 3: Nothing ever, No, never, No.

2354
02:05:05,320 --> 02:05:08,680
Speaker 8: With my family, Yeah, no, we went to my grandmother's

2355
02:05:08,920 --> 02:05:14,200
Speaker 8: every Sunday for dinner after Mass. But she lived forty

2356
02:05:14,240 --> 02:05:17,720
Speaker 8: five minutes away downstate Illinois. So you can't think of

2357
02:05:17,840 --> 02:05:21,640
Speaker 8: like one family vacation. No, we did not go on

2358
02:05:21,720 --> 02:05:26,240
Speaker 8: a single family vacation, not one. That's what I'm saying. Wow,

2359
02:05:26,760 --> 02:05:27,760
Speaker 8: my parents are like, I.

2360
02:05:27,800 --> 02:05:31,320
Speaker 2: Don't want to. They're like, they didn't they didn't like traveling.

2361
02:05:33,040 --> 02:05:34,880
Speaker 3: You guys just done it since Like as you got older,

2362
02:05:34,920 --> 02:05:37,000
Speaker 3: did you all your families get together and go somewhere. No.

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02:05:37,320 --> 02:05:40,840
Speaker 8: No, I wasn't on a plane until I moved to

2364
02:05:41,120 --> 02:05:43,720
Speaker 8: La I had never been on a plane until I

2365
02:05:43,800 --> 02:05:45,840
Speaker 8: was twenty one. So the fact that I've been able

2366
02:05:45,920 --> 02:05:48,840
Speaker 8: to like take our third grader to Mexico when she

2367
02:05:49,000 --> 02:05:51,000
Speaker 8: was four, I'm like, this is great.

2368
02:05:51,320 --> 02:05:51,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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02:05:51,640 --> 02:05:53,840
Speaker 8: You know, my older kids when they were younger, they

2370
02:05:53,880 --> 02:05:56,400
Speaker 8: didn't grow up with me, but you know that we

2371
02:05:56,520 --> 02:06:00,200
Speaker 8: were always making sure they could go places like with there,

2372
02:06:00,240 --> 02:06:01,960
Speaker 8: you know, with my ex in laws and stuff like that.

2373
02:06:02,080 --> 02:06:05,480
Speaker 8: I'm like, that's great. I would have liked to have

2374
02:06:05,600 --> 02:06:08,880
Speaker 8: had those experiences for sure, just didn't. We did not

2375
02:06:09,040 --> 02:06:12,720
Speaker 8: go anywhere. Ours were always like road trip type things,

2376
02:06:12,760 --> 02:06:14,760
Speaker 8: like we never flew. I didn't fly until I was

2377
02:06:15,880 --> 02:06:19,120
Speaker 8: sure sixteen or so. Those are those traditional experiences that

2378
02:06:19,240 --> 02:06:21,440
Speaker 8: you hear from people. I'm gonna turn this around and

2379
02:06:21,520 --> 02:06:24,560
Speaker 8: you're arguing in the back and you got yeah, nothing

2380
02:06:24,720 --> 02:06:28,240
Speaker 8: like that. I don't know if maybe that that that

2381
02:06:28,480 --> 02:06:35,800
Speaker 8: experience seemed so terrible to my parents, I don't know,

2382
02:06:35,920 --> 02:06:39,200
Speaker 8: maybe they me for it or yeah, I have no idea.

2383
02:06:39,920 --> 02:06:43,000
Speaker 8: But again, we weren't like fighting boys, you know what

2384
02:06:43,040 --> 02:06:46,600
Speaker 8: I mean. We got along pretty well. I mean, my

2385
02:06:47,360 --> 02:06:50,920
Speaker 8: my middle brother's like fifteen months younger than me, and

2386
02:06:51,040 --> 02:06:53,600
Speaker 8: then my youngest brothers five years younger than me. So

2387
02:06:53,720 --> 02:06:55,760
Speaker 8: it's not like we were you know, and we really

2388
02:06:55,800 --> 02:06:57,760
Speaker 8: didn't get in each other's hair like we had. We

2389
02:06:57,800 --> 02:07:00,400
Speaker 8: were okay, we had a decent time, so you probably

2390
02:07:00,440 --> 02:07:03,200
Speaker 8: could have put us in the back and we would

2391
02:07:03,240 --> 02:07:09,440
Speaker 8: have gone somewhere. But yeah, my parents just weren't travelers

2392
02:07:09,720 --> 02:07:11,839
Speaker 8: at all, and so we didn't never go anywhere.

2393
02:07:12,120 --> 02:07:14,920
Speaker 3: I was notorious for talking the entire time on a

2394
02:07:15,000 --> 02:07:17,600
Speaker 3: road trip, and my father would want to kill me

2395
02:07:18,040 --> 02:07:21,280
Speaker 3: every single time we'd go somewhere. Yeah, and I remember

2396
02:07:21,320 --> 02:07:23,800
Speaker 3: he'd be like, you'd talk the whole goddamn way, you'd

2397
02:07:23,800 --> 02:07:26,600
Speaker 3: follow asleep. The last fifteen minutes and we were I

2398
02:07:26,680 --> 02:07:30,160
Speaker 3: remember divividly. We were on the tappen Z Bridge, which

2399
02:07:30,240 --> 02:07:33,160
Speaker 3: no longer exists in New Jersey, New York to New Jersey,

2400
02:07:33,840 --> 02:07:37,040
Speaker 3: and we were in the middle of it and I'm talking, hey, Dad,

2401
02:07:37,720 --> 02:07:40,240
Speaker 3: a bridge, this, that and the other thing. He pulls

2402
02:07:40,320 --> 02:07:42,560
Speaker 3: the car offward to the side of the road and

2403
02:07:42,680 --> 02:07:45,800
Speaker 3: he's like, Rob, I need you to shut up. He's like,

2404
02:07:45,920 --> 02:07:47,840
Speaker 3: I swear I'm gonna throw you off with this bridge.

2405
02:07:48,360 --> 02:07:50,680
Speaker 3: I could not think of anything else that I wanted

2406
02:07:50,720 --> 02:07:52,240
Speaker 3: to say for the rest of the trip. That was

2407
02:07:52,320 --> 02:07:55,120
Speaker 3: the only time I was like, he might throw me overboard,

2408
02:07:55,200 --> 02:07:58,480
Speaker 3: Like there's like there's a chance if I'm like, okay, Dad,

2409
02:07:58,520 --> 02:08:01,640
Speaker 3: I got it, I'm going swim believed it.

2410
02:08:03,120 --> 02:08:05,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it happens. Z Bridge still at it to this day.

2411
02:08:05,200 --> 02:08:08,720
Speaker 8: Yeah no, And this is what people are, you know,

2412
02:08:08,880 --> 02:08:11,640
Speaker 8: texting there's like there is an open range land to

2413
02:08:11,760 --> 02:08:12,400
Speaker 8: raise cattle.

2414
02:08:12,480 --> 02:08:15,960
Speaker 2: There's no space for agriculture in Hawaii. Okay, now I know. Yeah,

2415
02:08:16,360 --> 02:08:17,160
Speaker 2: they can't. They can't.

2416
02:08:17,400 --> 02:08:20,760
Speaker 3: They can't fornicate on Lava a mountain, former Lava Rock.

2417
02:08:20,840 --> 02:08:22,000
Speaker 2: They can't make a thing there.

2418
02:08:22,200 --> 02:08:24,560
Speaker 3: You get your steaks cooked right at the source.

2419
02:08:24,720 --> 02:08:28,280
Speaker 2: I'm not saying you can't go in those those fields

2420
02:08:28,320 --> 02:08:33,240
Speaker 2: of lava rocks. It's got to be something. And I

2421
02:08:33,320 --> 02:08:36,560
Speaker 2: told you I'm not too bright, just thinking there has

2422
02:08:36,560 --> 02:08:37,920
Speaker 2: to be a solution to eating spam.

2423
02:08:38,200 --> 02:08:43,520
Speaker 8: It's all, you know, spams a very versatile meat adjacent product.

2424
02:08:43,680 --> 02:08:45,600
Speaker 8: Still never had it all on a cost less to

2425
02:08:45,600 --> 02:08:48,240
Speaker 8: buy a pineapple in Cleveland than it does in Hawaii.

2426
02:08:50,240 --> 02:08:56,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I don't know spam. By the way, there's

2427
02:08:56,480 --> 02:08:58,440
Speaker 2: no beef in spam.

2428
02:08:58,560 --> 02:09:01,240
Speaker 8: I don't know that there's a The base is pork,

2429
02:09:01,720 --> 02:09:03,920
Speaker 8: and I think the rest of it is fake or

2430
02:09:04,000 --> 02:09:05,640
Speaker 8: whatever they you know, I don't think that there's any

2431
02:09:05,880 --> 02:09:07,080
Speaker 8: cow in spam.

2432
02:09:07,800 --> 02:09:10,280
Speaker 2: What does it stand for? It's something in ham, right,

2433
02:09:12,520 --> 02:09:22,440
Speaker 2: sperm and ham. I think. Isn't that what the jelly is? No,

2434
02:09:22,960 --> 02:09:23,800
Speaker 2: I know, I don't want it.

2435
02:09:24,800 --> 02:09:29,840
Speaker 8: No, No, Its main ingredients are pork, shoulder and ham,

2436
02:09:30,680 --> 02:09:34,879
Speaker 8: so it's all pork. Made by the Hormone Foods Corporation,

2437
02:09:35,080 --> 02:09:38,000
Speaker 8: was introduced in nineteen thirty seven and gain popularity after

2438
02:09:38,080 --> 02:09:39,240
Speaker 8: it's used in World War II.

2439
02:09:40,200 --> 02:09:43,240
Speaker 2: It is sold in forty one countries. What does it

2440
02:09:43,320 --> 02:09:46,720
Speaker 2: taste like? Does it just had spam? No, it tastes

2441
02:09:47,000 --> 02:09:50,160
Speaker 2: like I guess it was. It was a portmanteau of

2442
02:09:50,320 --> 02:09:51,240
Speaker 2: spiced ham.

2443
02:09:52,760 --> 02:09:56,360
Speaker 8: Okay, the product was intended to increase the sale of

2444
02:09:56,600 --> 02:09:59,440
Speaker 8: pork shoulder, a cut that did not sell.

2445
02:09:59,560 --> 02:10:01,960
Speaker 2: A going to get people buying pork shoulder.

2446
02:10:02,400 --> 02:10:08,880
Speaker 8: They're buying bacon, they're buying hooves, pickled feet, they're buying snout.

2447
02:10:09,000 --> 02:10:12,040
Speaker 8: We get these people ruder to tutor. How are we

2448
02:10:12,160 --> 02:10:15,760
Speaker 8: gonna get them digging on some shoulder? Teach them to

2449
02:10:15,760 --> 02:10:20,200
Speaker 8: smoke it low and slow, baby yep. The brother of

2450
02:10:20,800 --> 02:10:25,200
Speaker 8: a Hormel company executive won a one hundred dollars prize

2451
02:10:25,320 --> 02:10:28,440
Speaker 8: in nineteen thirty seven in a competition to name the

2452
02:10:28,520 --> 02:10:32,520
Speaker 8: new item. The popular belief is that the name is

2453
02:10:32,560 --> 02:10:35,240
Speaker 8: a contraction of spiced ham, but they say that the

2454
02:10:35,360 --> 02:10:37,840
Speaker 8: meaning of the name is known only to a few

2455
02:10:37,920 --> 02:10:42,440
Speaker 8: people in the Hormel corporation. It's been speculated to be

2456
02:10:42,480 --> 02:10:49,720
Speaker 8: an acronym for shoulder of pork and ham. I assume

2457
02:10:49,800 --> 02:10:53,160
Speaker 8: that these kinds of things began in the military. You're

2458
02:10:53,200 --> 02:10:57,360
Speaker 8: looking for shelf stable canned meats, and you know it's

2459
02:10:57,440 --> 02:11:01,840
Speaker 8: basically the It's the first of like your Alex Jones

2460
02:11:01,960 --> 02:11:04,800
Speaker 8: doomsday bucket, right is your.

2461
02:11:04,760 --> 02:11:05,720
Speaker 2: Cans of spam?

2462
02:11:06,400 --> 02:11:09,080
Speaker 8: We always had spam in our house, and I assumed

2463
02:11:09,680 --> 02:11:14,280
Speaker 8: that it came from my dad developing his palate in

2464
02:11:14,360 --> 02:11:17,240
Speaker 8: the military. We had a lot of what they call

2465
02:11:17,320 --> 02:11:19,720
Speaker 8: shrimp on a shingle, a lot of chip chopped ham,

2466
02:11:19,880 --> 02:11:21,839
Speaker 8: that kind of stuff in my house. So you're supposed

2467
02:11:21,880 --> 02:11:26,120
Speaker 8: to spam, you're supposed to fry it. I think frying

2468
02:11:26,200 --> 02:11:28,240
Speaker 8: it makes it taste the best. If I were to

2469
02:11:28,320 --> 02:11:31,440
Speaker 8: have spam, like when we would have spam sandwiches and

2470
02:11:31,560 --> 02:11:33,760
Speaker 8: you just get it out of the can and slice

2471
02:11:33,800 --> 02:11:36,600
Speaker 8: it and eat it, I like it much better cooked.

2472
02:11:38,240 --> 02:11:40,600
Speaker 8: I know they put it on sushi in Hawaii. They'll

2473
02:11:40,640 --> 02:11:43,880
Speaker 8: have like strips of masubi. Yeah, good, yep, that's the

2474
02:11:43,920 --> 02:11:46,000
Speaker 8: way I eat it. Yeah, if you're going to try it,

2475
02:11:46,120 --> 02:11:49,280
Speaker 8: try to get it. Try to get spam masubi. I

2476
02:11:49,440 --> 02:11:54,000
Speaker 8: just think I just think that, you know, Hawaiians call

2477
02:11:54,040 --> 02:11:59,280
Speaker 8: it steak because it's you know, I would be very

2478
02:11:59,440 --> 02:12:00,520
Speaker 8: versatile pissed.

2479
02:12:00,840 --> 02:12:02,560
Speaker 3: If I went to a restaurant I'm like, yeah, let

2480
02:12:02,560 --> 02:12:04,280
Speaker 3: me get that steak and they brought me a piece

2481
02:12:04,320 --> 02:12:06,760
Speaker 3: of spam, I'd be like, come on, dude. Then again,

2482
02:12:06,800 --> 02:12:08,880
Speaker 3: how would I know. Again, I've not ever had it,

2483
02:12:09,240 --> 02:12:10,680
Speaker 3: so you can't just like eat it out of the can.

2484
02:12:10,840 --> 02:12:13,480
Speaker 8: Oh you can, but it's got like that jelly on

2485
02:12:13,640 --> 02:12:18,320
Speaker 8: it and it's yeah, I think texture wise, it's I got.

2486
02:12:18,680 --> 02:12:19,480
Speaker 2: I have to try it.

2487
02:12:20,160 --> 02:12:26,240
Speaker 8: You should very salty, yes, okay, yep, salt Back to

2488
02:12:26,320 --> 02:12:29,360
Speaker 8: your sperm philosophy. Spam that is sold in North America,

2489
02:12:29,440 --> 02:12:34,040
Speaker 8: South America, and Australia. It's all produced in Austin, Minnesota,

2490
02:12:34,240 --> 02:12:40,200
Speaker 8: also known as spam Town, USA, and also in Dubuque, Iowa. Austin,

2491
02:12:40,240 --> 02:12:43,360
Speaker 8: Minnesota has a restaurant with a menu devoted exclusively to

2492
02:12:43,400 --> 02:12:46,760
Speaker 8: spam called Johnny's Spam Aama menu.

2493
02:12:47,520 --> 02:12:52,080
Speaker 2: See that's just a take from the U of Monty

2494
02:12:52,120 --> 02:12:52,920
Speaker 2: Python m h.

2495
02:12:54,000 --> 02:12:58,839
Speaker 3: Spam, spam, spam eggs, and spam spam, spam spams.

2496
02:12:58,880 --> 02:13:02,280
Speaker 8: Hawaii has the highest per capita consumption in the United States.

2497
02:13:02,480 --> 02:13:06,920
Speaker 8: That consume seven million cans of spam per year hmm.

2498
02:13:07,680 --> 02:13:09,440
Speaker 8: And in World War Two it was like the main

2499
02:13:09,680 --> 02:13:13,960
Speaker 8: protein sources. After World War Two it was a massive, massive,

2500
02:13:14,160 --> 02:13:18,200
Speaker 8: like staple in people's homes and so as a kid

2501
02:13:18,400 --> 02:13:22,920
Speaker 8: in the mid to late seventies, we we always had

2502
02:13:22,960 --> 02:13:30,160
Speaker 8: spam in the house. So I grew up eating no

2503
02:13:30,320 --> 02:13:36,040
Speaker 8: small amount of spam specialty pork, army meal.

2504
02:13:38,360 --> 02:13:43,680
Speaker 2: Thought on it. Yeah, Bob says, special processed artificial meat, but.

2505
02:13:43,800 --> 02:13:50,320
Speaker 8: Somebody else suggested shrimpy processed anal meat lips and yeah,

2506
02:13:50,960 --> 02:13:53,960
Speaker 8: but it's to me, it's very It's not dissimilar to bologney. Right,

2507
02:13:54,040 --> 02:13:56,960
Speaker 8: So it's like you fry it and it's yeah, you

2508
02:13:57,000 --> 02:13:59,480
Speaker 8: put the I think so, I mean it's yeah.

2509
02:13:59,480 --> 02:14:04,520
Speaker 3: I baloney. Yeah, I've never had baloney, uh not fried. Yeah,

2510
02:14:04,640 --> 02:14:06,640
Speaker 3: like I've never had like a regular blooney sandwich. My

2511
02:14:06,680 --> 02:14:09,240
Speaker 3: mom made fried baloney a couple times. He could like

2512
02:14:09,320 --> 02:14:10,520
Speaker 3: to cut in the middle so it doesn't turn like

2513
02:14:10,560 --> 02:14:11,040
Speaker 3: a big cup.

2514
02:14:12,520 --> 02:14:15,600
Speaker 8: My clients parents fed him a lot of spam and

2515
02:14:15,760 --> 02:14:17,640
Speaker 8: never took him on family vacations.

2516
02:14:18,200 --> 02:14:18,919
Speaker 2: Sound familiar.

2517
02:14:19,440 --> 02:14:22,680
Speaker 8: Contact the law offices of Lindy Korn. One sad Alan

2518
02:14:22,760 --> 02:14:25,120
Speaker 8: in the back of the room raises his hand to me,

2519
02:14:27,600 --> 02:14:32,800
Speaker 8: and they've broadened the kind of the spectrum too. You

2520
02:14:32,920 --> 02:14:36,880
Speaker 8: can get like flavors of spam now, you know, it's

2521
02:14:36,920 --> 02:14:39,960
Speaker 8: like oreo. For one hundred years, there was one flavor

2522
02:14:40,080 --> 02:14:42,120
Speaker 8: and now there's four thousand flavors of Oreo.

2523
02:14:42,360 --> 02:14:44,000
Speaker 3: They kind of tried that with spam. I want the

2524
02:14:44,080 --> 02:14:46,839
Speaker 3: og spam that does have to be just pork shoulder.

2525
02:14:46,920 --> 02:14:48,280
Speaker 3: You think I can get it at CVS, Like if

2526
02:14:48,320 --> 02:14:50,600
Speaker 3: I go, like, I can buy it right now. Not CVS.

2527
02:14:50,800 --> 02:14:53,560
Speaker 3: You probably go to Meyer or probably a grocery store

2528
02:14:53,600 --> 02:14:54,160
Speaker 3: would have spam.

2529
02:14:54,440 --> 02:14:56,000
Speaker 2: I know they would. I'm just saying because they have

2530
02:14:56,160 --> 02:14:58,800
Speaker 2: like the little grocery sections in those pharmacies. And no

2531
02:14:58,960 --> 02:15:01,400
Speaker 2: Tappanzee Bridge ren after Mario Cuomo, by.

2532
02:15:01,360 --> 02:15:03,520
Speaker 3: The way, Yeah, it's a whole new bridge. They took

2533
02:15:03,560 --> 02:15:05,880
Speaker 3: down the Tappanzie. They built a whole new suspension bridge.

2534
02:15:06,400 --> 02:15:08,280
Speaker 3: I drove it when we went when we went back

2535
02:15:08,280 --> 02:15:09,080
Speaker 3: to mass last time.

2536
02:15:10,240 --> 02:15:10,600
Speaker 2: Hawaii.

2537
02:15:10,680 --> 02:15:13,400
Speaker 8: Alan has a special pineapple that goes bad so fast

2538
02:15:13,520 --> 02:15:15,440
Speaker 8: after picking that it can't be exported.

2539
02:15:16,440 --> 02:15:18,800
Speaker 2: Why why would you not want to eat?

2540
02:15:19,560 --> 02:15:21,680
Speaker 8: Like, what's the point of that, Guys, We're not going

2541
02:15:21,760 --> 02:15:25,280
Speaker 8: to make any money off of this particular hybrid pineapple.

2542
02:15:25,360 --> 02:15:27,680
Speaker 2: These pineapples are so good you gotta be here to

2543
02:15:27,800 --> 02:15:28,240
Speaker 2: eat them.

2544
02:15:29,160 --> 02:15:31,680
Speaker 8: This is going to increase tourism. Yeah, we're gonna bring

2545
02:15:31,800 --> 02:15:33,680
Speaker 8: people here to eat this pineapple.

2546
02:15:35,640 --> 02:15:38,120
Speaker 2: I love pineapple. Maybe I do too, boy, maybe I'll go.

2547
02:15:38,520 --> 02:15:41,880
Speaker 2: Oh it's ad Bromo Lane doing its work. Love that stuff.

2548
02:15:41,920 --> 02:15:47,040
Speaker 2: So why it's so sweet. Ladies, here, have you been

2549
02:15:47,080 --> 02:15:48,480
Speaker 2: eating pineapple? I sure have.

2550
02:15:51,080 --> 02:15:54,160
Speaker 8: I get a little thing of cottage cheese, a little

2551
02:15:54,240 --> 02:16:00,240
Speaker 8: leaf of lettuce, a little ring of pineapple. Ill and

2552
02:16:00,360 --> 02:16:04,240
Speaker 8: tell rob spam cold sliced about a quarter inch thick,

2553
02:16:04,520 --> 02:16:08,200
Speaker 8: cheap white bread mao or miracle whip, assemble and enjoy

2554
02:16:08,360 --> 02:16:13,800
Speaker 8: with potato chips. Delicious, all right, it just sounds like hell, yes,

2555
02:16:13,880 --> 02:16:15,120
Speaker 8: CVS will have spam.

2556
02:16:15,280 --> 02:16:17,600
Speaker 2: Somebody saying spam at the gas station.

2557
02:16:17,720 --> 02:16:19,600
Speaker 8: After I said that, I'm like, I'm pretty sure I've

2558
02:16:19,600 --> 02:16:21,400
Speaker 8: seen spam on the shelf at CVS.

2559
02:16:21,520 --> 02:16:23,320
Speaker 3: So I misspoke. I think you would be able to

2560
02:16:23,320 --> 02:16:26,280
Speaker 3: get it there. That's sandwich, literally, I can. I can

2561
02:16:26,600 --> 02:16:28,960
Speaker 3: feel it sticking to the top of my mouth. Mm

2562
02:16:29,040 --> 02:16:31,160
Speaker 3: hmmm that white boy.

2563
02:16:31,200 --> 02:16:35,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, with that spam, it's soft right, like it's mushy. Yeah,

2564
02:16:35,680 --> 02:16:38,760
Speaker 2: so's gonna smosh there. Oh, I don't really want that.

2565
02:16:39,120 --> 02:16:42,320
Speaker 8: Somebody else referred to spam as stupid people's affordable meat,

2566
02:16:42,400 --> 02:16:43,680
Speaker 8: And I don't know what it has to do with

2567
02:16:43,760 --> 02:16:44,920
Speaker 8: your intelligence level.

2568
02:16:45,480 --> 02:16:48,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, i'd loaded up. I was gonna say, yeah, I

2569
02:16:48,800 --> 02:16:50,360
Speaker 2: had a lot of spam when I was a kid.

2570
02:16:50,840 --> 02:16:53,640
Speaker 8: Of course, I was much stupider as a kid, I

2571
02:16:53,720 --> 02:16:55,720
Speaker 8: guess stupider than I am.

2572
02:16:55,840 --> 02:16:59,680
Speaker 2: Now I'm not that bright. And when I was a kid,

2573
02:17:00,120 --> 02:17:03,160
Speaker 2: I got by. Well you would think I ate a

2574
02:17:03,200 --> 02:17:05,640
Speaker 2: lot of spam based on stuff you here on this show.

2575
02:17:06,240 --> 02:17:07,840
Speaker 2: Of course I got by. I mean I got straight

2576
02:17:07,879 --> 02:17:11,439
Speaker 2: a's brontuh. And perfect attendance.

2577
02:17:11,640 --> 02:17:13,680
Speaker 3: You know, That's what I had to hang my hat on,

2578
02:17:13,879 --> 02:17:16,880
Speaker 3: since we didn't have vacations through all the way through school.

2579
02:17:17,080 --> 02:17:22,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, through senior year, perfect attendance K through twelve. Never

2580
02:17:22,080 --> 02:17:25,400
Speaker 8: missed that day one day, not one day. You ever

2581
02:17:25,440 --> 02:17:28,640
Speaker 8: had the chicken pox. I did, but before school started.

2582
02:17:28,959 --> 02:17:30,840
Speaker 8: My god, dude, even your luck with that sucks.

2583
02:17:30,959 --> 02:17:34,520
Speaker 3: I know. Yeah, so all the way you did not

2584
02:17:34,680 --> 02:17:38,960
Speaker 3: skip one day of school in like senior year. Perfect attendance.

2585
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Speaker 3: That's no, because I wasn't. First of all, no, like

2586
02:17:46,240 --> 02:17:47,160
Speaker 3: I liked school.

2587
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Speaker 8: I liked school, and so like all my friends were like, ooh,

2588
02:17:53,200 --> 02:17:56,200
Speaker 8: you know they were doing Ferris Bueller's Day off. I'm like, yeah,

2589
02:17:56,240 --> 02:17:59,400
Speaker 8: because you got atari and cable. What am I staying

2590
02:17:59,400 --> 02:17:59,720
Speaker 8: at home?

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02:17:59,800 --> 02:18:02,560
Speaker 3: For? Staying at home? You go out do stuff. I

2592
02:18:02,720 --> 02:18:05,360
Speaker 3: wasn't that do what go over with your friends? I

2593
02:18:05,520 --> 02:18:07,720
Speaker 3: wasn't that kid in high school. I was going to

2594
02:18:07,760 --> 02:18:10,440
Speaker 3: get in trouble. Oh right, I didn't want to get

2595
02:18:10,480 --> 02:18:10,960
Speaker 3: in trouble.

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02:18:12,560 --> 02:18:15,800
Speaker 2: Alan Cox Show on our on Heart radio app and

2597
02:18:16,160 --> 02:18:18,080
Speaker 2: your favorite smart device just.

2598
02:18:18,120 --> 02:18:21,320
Speaker 20: Tell it to play The Allen Cox Show on iHeartRadio.

2599
02:18:22,560 --> 02:18:24,080
Speaker 2: Are the days getting longer?

2600
02:18:25,200 --> 02:18:27,400
Speaker 10: How does this show just make it feel that way?

2601
02:18:28,280 --> 02:18:32,240
Speaker 20: The Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven DOMMS.

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Speaker 8: Johnny Knoxville is going to be hosting The Fear Factor

2603
02:18:37,000 --> 02:18:40,600
Speaker 8: over the new reboot Fear Factor.

2604
02:18:41,040 --> 02:18:43,400
Speaker 2: The next chapter is what it's called.

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02:18:45,120 --> 02:18:47,000
Speaker 8: I think that'll do well. I mean, that's is the

2606
02:18:47,160 --> 02:18:49,440
Speaker 8: perfect host for that show. Yeah, Rogan did for five

2607
02:18:49,560 --> 02:18:52,359
Speaker 8: years one that was six. MTV grabbed it and rebooted

2608
02:18:52,360 --> 02:18:54,959
Speaker 8: it with Ludacris. I don't really know that that went anywhere.

2609
02:18:56,000 --> 02:18:59,160
Speaker 8: I don't even remember them doing that. The brand new

2610
02:18:59,280 --> 02:19:02,800
Speaker 8: format of Fear Factor will feature strangers dropped into quote

2611
02:19:02,920 --> 02:19:08,080
Speaker 8: unforgiving remote locations and living together. Now, I never saw

2612
02:19:08,480 --> 02:19:11,640
Speaker 8: other than clips of people like eating bugs or whatever.

2613
02:19:11,720 --> 02:19:15,000
Speaker 8: You know, I never watched Fear Factor, so they weren't

2614
02:19:15,040 --> 02:19:16,040
Speaker 8: living together before.

2615
02:19:16,200 --> 02:19:19,320
Speaker 2: It wasn't like the real world with no toad testicles

2616
02:19:19,400 --> 02:19:20,000
Speaker 2: or anything.

2617
02:19:19,920 --> 02:19:20,000
Speaker 8: No.

2618
02:19:21,560 --> 02:19:23,760
Speaker 2: Challenges and stuff. That's I didn't know that.

2619
02:19:24,200 --> 02:19:27,480
Speaker 8: So that's what this is going to be, facing Stun's

2620
02:19:27,560 --> 02:19:29,280
Speaker 8: challenges and of course fears, so that it sounds like

2621
02:19:29,320 --> 02:19:31,879
Speaker 8: they're putting them in a house together because you want

2622
02:19:31,920 --> 02:19:33,160
Speaker 8: to ratchet up the drama.

2623
02:19:32,920 --> 02:19:35,920
Speaker 2: Right, Why well, just stick to the formula that worked.

2624
02:19:37,200 --> 02:19:38,840
Speaker 2: Everybody's got to put their stamp on it.

2625
02:19:39,560 --> 02:19:42,040
Speaker 8: Only one contestant will end the season with a grand

2626
02:19:42,160 --> 02:19:45,760
Speaker 8: cash prize. It's gonna slate, It's slay to do a

2627
02:19:45,840 --> 02:19:52,400
Speaker 8: beyond Fox this fall season. The og Fear Factor, though,

2628
02:19:52,440 --> 02:19:54,600
Speaker 8: there's plenty of places you can get that. It's on Peacock,

2629
02:19:54,640 --> 02:20:01,360
Speaker 8: it's on Hulu, but they are doing open casting. They

2630
02:20:01,440 --> 02:20:03,480
Speaker 8: don't even have people for this yet. It's not being

2631
02:20:03,520 --> 02:20:06,240
Speaker 8: shot yet. You got to be eighteen and over. Maybe

2632
02:20:06,280 --> 02:20:10,280
Speaker 8: you're somebody who wants to be on Fear Factor. Nope,

2633
02:20:10,680 --> 02:20:13,320
Speaker 8: you don't want to know the next chapter.

2634
02:20:15,640 --> 02:20:19,200
Speaker 3: I still have nightmares about There was an episode where

2635
02:20:19,320 --> 02:20:22,039
Speaker 3: someone was lying in a glass casket and.

2636
02:20:22,120 --> 02:20:23,760
Speaker 2: They filled it with his name, David Blaine.

2637
02:20:24,200 --> 02:20:28,840
Speaker 3: No, oh, they filled it with cockroaches and a bunch

2638
02:20:28,879 --> 02:20:29,680
Speaker 3: of cockroaches.

2639
02:20:29,879 --> 02:20:31,959
Speaker 2: Cockerroach, you cockarach.

2640
02:20:32,280 --> 02:20:35,920
Speaker 3: I yet no, uh never, never, to this day when

2641
02:20:35,959 --> 02:20:38,240
Speaker 3: I think about that, I get like, geeby GB's I.

2642
02:20:38,280 --> 02:20:41,000
Speaker 8: Mean, I don't like cockroaches, but I could lie in

2643
02:20:41,120 --> 02:20:44,279
Speaker 8: a coffin and have them crawl on me, probably thousands

2644
02:20:44,360 --> 02:20:44,640
Speaker 8: of them.

2645
02:20:46,240 --> 02:20:48,080
Speaker 2: And just like, literally, you're wearing goggles.

2646
02:20:48,120 --> 02:20:50,160
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, don't they have goggles and nose plugs?

2647
02:20:50,680 --> 02:20:53,680
Speaker 3: No nose plugs, I don't think so only your eyes

2648
02:20:53,680 --> 02:20:54,840
Speaker 3: are covered, ears are open.

2649
02:20:55,440 --> 02:20:55,640
Speaker 6: Yeah.

2650
02:20:56,080 --> 02:20:58,440
Speaker 2: Maybe now that you say that, maybe they did have

2651
02:20:58,600 --> 02:20:59,920
Speaker 2: ear plugs. They didn't nose covered.

2652
02:21:00,000 --> 02:21:02,120
Speaker 8: But listen, if I'm lying there in a helmet, I

2653
02:21:02,160 --> 02:21:03,920
Speaker 8: can lay there all day long. No way, get a

2654
02:21:03,959 --> 02:21:07,400
Speaker 8: nap now. Now, all right, Well, they're looking for people

2655
02:21:07,440 --> 02:21:09,480
Speaker 8: who are over the age of eighteen from the US

2656
02:21:09,600 --> 02:21:13,480
Speaker 8: and Canada, and they ask you a lot of questions.

2657
02:21:13,560 --> 02:21:15,360
Speaker 2: See even television shows.

2658
02:21:15,480 --> 02:21:19,880
Speaker 8: Now, they're looking for people who have large followings on

2659
02:21:20,000 --> 02:21:22,760
Speaker 8: social media. So they're asking people who apply to this,

2660
02:21:23,080 --> 02:21:25,200
Speaker 8: what do you do for a living? What's your presence

2661
02:21:25,240 --> 02:21:29,360
Speaker 8: on Facebook and TikTok and YouTube and x. That's what

2662
02:21:29,480 --> 02:21:32,440
Speaker 8: they want because they're like, well, this is how we

2663
02:21:32,840 --> 02:21:34,320
Speaker 8: you know, it used to be. We'll put you on

2664
02:21:34,440 --> 02:21:37,879
Speaker 8: television and that'll blow you up. Now they get people

2665
02:21:37,959 --> 02:21:40,280
Speaker 8: who already haven't kind of an audience, and they'll put

2666
02:21:40,320 --> 02:21:44,240
Speaker 8: them on television and then they'll be posting about their show,

2667
02:21:44,280 --> 02:21:46,120
Speaker 8: and that's how they get people over to watch Fear Factory.

2668
02:21:46,200 --> 02:21:47,840
Speaker 3: But at that point, how is it any different than

2669
02:21:47,920 --> 02:21:50,720
Speaker 3: like Battle of the Reality start. I agree, you know,

2670
02:21:50,840 --> 02:21:51,760
Speaker 3: it's who cares.

2671
02:21:52,959 --> 02:21:53,160
Speaker 10: Yeah.

2672
02:21:54,160 --> 02:21:59,640
Speaker 8: Anyway, Fear Factor with Johnny Knoxville is going to premiere

2673
02:21:59,720 --> 02:22:03,400
Speaker 8: this over on Fox. I mean, I'll watch it, will you?

2674
02:22:03,520 --> 02:22:05,720
Speaker 8: Because I love him. I'll watch it so long.

2675
02:22:05,760 --> 02:22:05,960
Speaker 6: Yeah.

2676
02:22:06,040 --> 02:22:11,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, those movies. I could watch those every single day.

2677
02:22:11,600 --> 02:22:13,520
Speaker 3: I know it's ridiculous because it's all the same stuff

2678
02:22:13,520 --> 02:22:16,640
Speaker 3: you've seen a million times, but I laugh and laugh

2679
02:22:16,720 --> 02:22:18,200
Speaker 3: like it was the first time I've ever seen it.

2680
02:22:20,760 --> 02:22:23,880
Speaker 8: Alan, your grandma wasn't your age in nineteen seventy nine,

2681
02:22:23,879 --> 02:22:28,160
Speaker 8: and she wasn't a child during the depression. Smh Yeah

2682
02:22:28,240 --> 02:22:30,600
Speaker 8: stands for smack my head. This is somebody who I

2683
02:22:30,640 --> 02:22:33,240
Speaker 8: guess this is really triggered by me talking about my grandmother. Well,

2684
02:22:33,240 --> 02:22:37,360
Speaker 8: I'm terrible at math. My grandmother was a teenager during

2685
02:22:37,400 --> 02:22:39,520
Speaker 8: the depress. Was the depression started right of the stock

2686
02:22:39,600 --> 02:22:43,360
Speaker 8: market crash nineteen twenty nine, my grandma would have been

2687
02:22:43,440 --> 02:22:47,080
Speaker 8: sixteen years old, so not a small child, but.

2688
02:22:47,280 --> 02:22:50,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was a teenager during the depression. She would

2689
02:22:50,600 --> 02:22:52,280
Speaker 2: have been a little bit older than me in seventy nine. Yeah.

2690
02:22:52,520 --> 02:22:57,000
Speaker 3: Boy, the things that people get upset about on their behalf, Like,

2691
02:22:57,120 --> 02:22:58,640
Speaker 3: I don't care, that's fine.

2692
02:22:59,480 --> 02:23:01,320
Speaker 2: It was going talking about my grandmother yesterday.

2693
02:23:01,360 --> 02:23:04,160
Speaker 8: I just mentioned it as an aside, right, because she

2694
02:23:04,240 --> 02:23:06,200
Speaker 8: lived to one hundred and two and three quarters or whatever.

2695
02:23:06,280 --> 02:23:09,760
Speaker 8: But this person really took umbrage with my quick math.

2696
02:23:12,360 --> 02:23:13,800
Speaker 10: The biggest load that we've seen.

2697
02:23:14,320 --> 02:23:16,279
Speaker 2: Now, listen, that's what I think of you, sir Madam.

2698
02:23:22,160 --> 02:23:25,800
Speaker 8: Oh, that was such a Trump talking about the ceasefire

2699
02:23:25,840 --> 02:23:28,920
Speaker 8: and he goes the biggest load we've ever seen him.

2700
02:23:28,800 --> 02:23:32,000
Speaker 2: Like, pardon me, yeah, oh god.

2701
02:23:32,480 --> 02:23:36,240
Speaker 3: Trump's ceasefire fails immediately, of course, because he's a moron

2702
02:23:36,320 --> 02:23:40,000
Speaker 3: and doesn't know anything about anything, and he's like, they

2703
02:23:40,080 --> 02:23:42,039
Speaker 3: can't you know, listen, I understand a lot of people

2704
02:23:42,120 --> 02:23:44,600
Speaker 3: recoil at the mere sight of Donald Trump, but you

2705
02:23:44,760 --> 02:23:48,200
Speaker 3: really can't ignore how cute he is. For instance, it

2706
02:23:48,480 --> 02:23:51,960
Speaker 3: is adorable that he thinks he's running anything in the

2707
02:23:52,000 --> 02:23:57,280
Speaker 3: Middle East, but he's out there flopping it around saying

2708
02:23:57,320 --> 02:23:58,240
Speaker 3: they don't know what they're doing.

2709
02:23:58,560 --> 02:24:02,520
Speaker 2: I told them to stop and they didn't. Oh you're adorable.

2710
02:24:03,000 --> 02:24:06,720
Speaker 2: What a cutie you are? You dummy? Yeah, at that

2711
02:24:06,840 --> 02:24:08,080
Speaker 2: clip was something else.

2712
02:24:14,800 --> 02:24:20,240
Speaker 10: I do was they violated it, but Israel violated it too. Israel.

2713
02:24:20,280 --> 02:24:22,240
Speaker 10: As soon as we made the deal, they came out

2714
02:24:22,280 --> 02:24:24,320
Speaker 10: and they dropped the load of bombs, the likes of

2715
02:24:24,400 --> 02:24:27,560
Speaker 10: which I've never seen, the biggest load that we've seen.

2716
02:24:27,800 --> 02:24:31,320
Speaker 8: Yeah, the likes of what I swear the guy knows

2717
02:24:31,360 --> 02:24:34,520
Speaker 8: twelve words, right, biggest load, Yeah, the likes of brid

2718
02:24:34,680 --> 02:24:35,480
Speaker 8: you've never seen.

2719
02:24:37,640 --> 02:24:38,440
Speaker 2: Speaking of it.

2720
02:24:39,120 --> 02:24:40,840
Speaker 3: I told them not to do it, and they did it.

2721
02:24:41,959 --> 02:24:43,480
Speaker 3: Oh you fat, fat.

2722
02:24:43,360 --> 02:24:45,760
Speaker 2: Dummy anyway, So that's going on.

2723
02:24:45,879 --> 02:24:47,280
Speaker 10: The biggest load that we've seen.

2724
02:24:47,520 --> 02:24:50,960
Speaker 8: Yes, indeed, I was thinking the same thing when you

2725
02:24:51,040 --> 02:24:52,199
Speaker 8: showed up on television.

2726
02:24:53,640 --> 02:24:55,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, good for him.

2727
02:24:58,120 --> 02:25:01,360
Speaker 8: Oh I found the Spanish David Lee Raw if you're interested.

2728
02:25:01,800 --> 02:25:04,400
Speaker 8: He recorded to Eat Him and Smile. His first solo album,

2729
02:25:04,480 --> 02:25:08,840
Speaker 8: second solo album, first full length, Crazy from the Heat,

2730
02:25:09,000 --> 02:25:11,680
Speaker 8: was like a four or five song EP. Get his

2731
02:25:11,800 --> 02:25:14,920
Speaker 8: Yah yas out after Although I feel like that came

2732
02:25:14,959 --> 02:25:17,279
Speaker 8: out while he was still.

2733
02:25:17,120 --> 02:25:18,000
Speaker 2: In Van Halen.

2734
02:25:18,520 --> 02:25:20,200
Speaker 8: Weren't they on a hiatus And he put that out

2735
02:25:20,240 --> 02:25:21,520
Speaker 8: and I think people were like, oh, this is the

2736
02:25:21,560 --> 02:25:22,360
Speaker 8: beginning of the end.

2737
02:25:22,800 --> 02:25:24,200
Speaker 2: I don't remember. I don't know either.

2738
02:25:24,760 --> 02:25:30,480
Speaker 8: Nevertheless, he recorded Eat Him and Smile, his full length

2739
02:25:30,600 --> 02:25:34,400
Speaker 8: debut with the band and everything in Spanish. Remember Yankee Rose.

2740
02:25:34,480 --> 02:25:36,440
Speaker 8: That was the track that I That was the single too,

2741
02:25:36,879 --> 02:25:40,360
Speaker 8: was Yankee Rose. It was a song about the Statue

2742
02:25:40,480 --> 02:25:43,640
Speaker 8: of Liberty and get much more rock and roll in that,

2743
02:25:44,560 --> 02:25:58,200
Speaker 8: and he sang it in Spanish. Well, now, I don't

2744
02:25:58,280 --> 02:26:05,160
Speaker 8: know what this was supposed to do, but you know, listen,

2745
02:26:05,240 --> 02:26:09,200
Speaker 8: he's on the road. He's playing Cincinnati in August. He's

2746
02:26:09,240 --> 02:26:10,760
Speaker 8: doing the hard rock casino down there.

2747
02:26:11,600 --> 02:26:18,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yankee rolls yang Yo.

2748
02:26:38,360 --> 02:26:39,320
Speaker 10: I'll tell you all about it.

2749
02:26:47,720 --> 02:26:49,000
Speaker 2: I love it. I can't get enough.

2750
02:26:49,040 --> 02:26:51,480
Speaker 8: He did every god damn song on Eat Him and Smile.

2751
02:26:52,600 --> 02:26:57,840
Speaker 8: Uh Sosa was the name of the translation was wild Smile,

2752
02:26:58,000 --> 02:27:01,000
Speaker 8: Eat Him and Smile, Young girls.

2753
02:27:12,560 --> 02:27:14,360
Speaker 2: I love it. I'm trying to think of it in

2754
02:27:14,440 --> 02:27:16,400
Speaker 2: English and I'm like, oh, yeah, right, there's that part.

2755
02:27:16,640 --> 02:27:16,960
Speaker 2: There's that.

2756
02:27:17,080 --> 02:27:21,560
Speaker 8: Here comes the change, right lights, city Lights. I'm talking

2757
02:27:21,600 --> 02:27:25,840
Speaker 8: about the Yankee heros Alan fear factor should be ro

2758
02:27:26,000 --> 02:27:27,480
Speaker 8: versus Charlie for a Wendy's endorsement.

2759
02:27:27,480 --> 02:27:30,080
Speaker 2: How about that? Oh, that's just fantastic. Isn't that funny?

2760
02:27:30,480 --> 02:27:33,520
Speaker 2: Isn't that funny? They're gonna be dropping French fries and

2761
02:27:33,680 --> 02:27:36,520
Speaker 2: Frosty's on you. Is that's funny?

2762
02:27:37,520 --> 02:27:37,720
Speaker 6: Yeah?

2763
02:27:38,720 --> 02:27:41,360
Speaker 3: Wasn't her own Mary Santor trying to get on fear factor?

2764
02:27:41,640 --> 02:27:42,280
Speaker 2: Was that what was going?

2765
02:27:42,280 --> 02:27:45,160
Speaker 3: I don't know she she didn't really say she's chanzy

2766
02:27:45,160 --> 02:27:47,120
Speaker 3: about it, but I thought she. I thought fear factor

2767
02:27:47,240 --> 02:27:49,240
Speaker 3: was something that she was. She was up for something,

2768
02:27:49,400 --> 02:27:51,480
Speaker 3: she said, and I think it was I think it

2769
02:27:51,600 --> 02:27:53,880
Speaker 3: may have been that. And if it was down to

2770
02:27:53,959 --> 02:27:56,560
Speaker 3: her in Johnny Knoxville, she's onto pretty good things. Yeah,

2771
02:27:59,040 --> 02:27:59,640
Speaker 3: I don't know if she was.

2772
02:28:00,840 --> 02:28:01,200
Speaker 2: I don't know.

2773
02:28:01,879 --> 02:28:03,960
Speaker 3: You said there's a casting call for it now though, right, well,

2774
02:28:03,959 --> 02:28:05,440
Speaker 3: they they're looking for contestants now.

2775
02:28:05,879 --> 02:28:07,720
Speaker 2: And this was two months ago. We talked to her, Yeah,

2776
02:28:07,879 --> 02:28:08,720
Speaker 2: for a month ago. Whatever.

2777
02:28:09,360 --> 02:28:19,280
Speaker 8: Yeah, so yeah, I don't know, send them something, get

2778
02:28:19,320 --> 02:28:22,439
Speaker 8: on there. No, oh you have you're eighteen, I will.

2779
02:28:22,760 --> 02:28:25,080
Speaker 2: Know you won't, yes, I will. Nope.

2780
02:28:25,160 --> 02:28:28,680
Speaker 3: I don't buy all you suckers. The perfect job opened

2781
02:28:28,760 --> 02:28:31,240
Speaker 3: up for you and you didn't do it. Primus was

2782
02:28:31,280 --> 02:28:33,320
Speaker 3: looking for a drummer. You could have lived the rock

2783
02:28:33,400 --> 02:28:36,440
Speaker 3: star lifestyle and I could have hung onto your coat tails.

2784
02:28:36,440 --> 02:28:39,680
Speaker 2: I don't think Primus is living the rock star lie.

2785
02:28:39,800 --> 02:28:43,120
Speaker 2: Of course it would be there. It's nine dudes in

2786
02:28:43,200 --> 02:28:45,480
Speaker 2: that audience. It doesn't matter. You're on the rock, you're

2787
02:28:45,480 --> 02:28:46,120
Speaker 2: a rock star.

2788
02:28:46,360 --> 02:28:48,800
Speaker 8: The rock and roll lifestyle means you get a lot

2789
02:28:48,840 --> 02:28:51,080
Speaker 8: of poon tank How do you know they don't anybody

2790
02:28:51,160 --> 02:28:52,879
Speaker 8: can take a bus trying to.

2791
02:28:52,879 --> 02:28:53,760
Speaker 2: Tell me less Claypool.

2792
02:28:53,800 --> 02:28:53,959
Speaker 20: Is it.

2793
02:28:55,560 --> 02:28:59,280
Speaker 2: Those fingers all over people come on? Of course he is.

2794
02:29:00,800 --> 02:29:05,800
Speaker 8: I don't think anybody's getting laid in Primus, everyone with respect.

2795
02:29:07,120 --> 02:29:07,400
Speaker 2: Alan.

2796
02:29:07,440 --> 02:29:09,360
Speaker 8: Could you be in a coffin and then cover it

2797
02:29:09,480 --> 02:29:12,360
Speaker 8: with butter? Yes, as long as I don't have to

2798
02:29:12,400 --> 02:29:17,000
Speaker 8: eat it. Yes, I'm not scared it's gonna touch me.

2799
02:29:17,160 --> 02:29:24,800
Speaker 2: I don't want to eat it. Hmm. Put Dick from

2800
02:29:24,879 --> 02:29:26,760
Speaker 2: Dayton in the house and see who can survive.

2801
02:29:28,480 --> 02:29:34,480
Speaker 8: You know, the ceasefire Alan failed because the Iranian government

2802
02:29:34,520 --> 02:29:38,840
Speaker 8: is staffed by animals. Yes, who can argue with that

2803
02:29:39,240 --> 02:29:46,000
Speaker 8: cogent and complex analysis of real politique. CNN, by the way,

2804
02:29:46,120 --> 02:29:49,440
Speaker 8: saying that the bombs did not destroy Iran's nuclear sites.

2805
02:29:50,040 --> 02:29:54,160
Speaker 2: Again, who knows? Who cares? Whatever?

2806
02:29:55,600 --> 02:29:58,959
Speaker 3: Anything the guy says, anything the guy says.

2807
02:29:58,959 --> 02:30:02,200
Speaker 8: Or anytime he talks. It's not the truth, so it

2808
02:30:02,320 --> 02:30:04,520
Speaker 8: doesn't matter what's being said. I don't even know how

2809
02:30:04,600 --> 02:30:05,920
Speaker 8: they report on these things.

2810
02:30:06,800 --> 02:30:07,640
Speaker 2: I don't know.

2811
02:30:08,920 --> 02:30:12,200
Speaker 8: I'm just here for him talking about the big load,

2812
02:30:14,680 --> 02:30:17,480
Speaker 8: which he's probably carrying one in his pants on a

2813
02:30:17,560 --> 02:30:18,400
Speaker 8: regular basis.

2814
02:30:18,560 --> 02:30:20,200
Speaker 10: Oh baest load that we've seen.

2815
02:30:20,440 --> 02:30:24,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, speaking of which, boy, you can't pin down that

2816
02:30:25,560 --> 02:30:29,480
Speaker 8: David Manning, that pastor, the Semen Lattes guy.

2817
02:30:30,240 --> 02:30:32,080
Speaker 2: That's kind of where we really blew up on this show.

2818
02:30:32,160 --> 02:30:34,800
Speaker 8: But this guy, because he's running for mayor of New York,

2819
02:30:36,840 --> 02:30:40,840
Speaker 8: he's got a very novel approach to raising funds from

2820
02:30:40,879 --> 02:30:45,800
Speaker 8: a black congregation. His latest approach is thank God for

2821
02:30:45,920 --> 02:30:48,720
Speaker 8: white people. No, I don't know if he's going for

2822
02:30:48,840 --> 02:30:52,080
Speaker 8: the money man, But you know this guy, on the

2823
02:30:52,160 --> 02:30:56,680
Speaker 8: one hand, he's like slagging Trump left and right, and

2824
02:30:56,760 --> 02:30:59,800
Speaker 8: then he comes back around and he's like, black people haven't.

2825
02:30:59,600 --> 02:31:00,200
Speaker 2: Done any thing.

2826
02:31:00,720 --> 02:31:05,320
Speaker 3: This guy's always sweaty. So you can't pin the guy down.

2827
02:31:05,360 --> 02:31:11,119
Speaker 8: I mean, he's certifiably nutty to some degree, and people's

2828
02:31:11,160 --> 02:31:13,240
Speaker 8: brains can hold to competing thoughts.

2829
02:31:13,320 --> 02:31:18,520
Speaker 3: But man, they know that Trump is a diarrhea poop. Yeah,

2830
02:31:19,920 --> 02:31:22,960
Speaker 3: that's him talking about mega. He's distilled it perfectly. They

2831
02:31:23,120 --> 02:31:26,959
Speaker 3: know that Trump is a diarrhea poop. They just don't care.

2832
02:31:29,560 --> 02:31:32,039
Speaker 8: This is him talking about he got really really upset

2833
02:31:32,600 --> 02:31:37,480
Speaker 8: at the notion of people being denied due process. Again,

2834
02:31:38,240 --> 02:31:41,920
Speaker 8: very spot on for this moment, spot on, and he

2835
02:31:42,080 --> 02:31:47,400
Speaker 8: went off. But then he goes on again about slaves,

2836
02:31:47,440 --> 02:31:51,080
Speaker 8: didn't do anything. Thank God for the white man wild.

2837
02:31:51,760 --> 02:31:53,160
Speaker 8: I don't know how you raise I don't know how

2838
02:31:53,200 --> 02:31:56,440
Speaker 8: this makes you money if you're trying to fund your

2839
02:31:56,560 --> 02:31:59,560
Speaker 8: campaign effort. I don't know if the end game is

2840
02:32:00,440 --> 02:32:02,240
Speaker 8: unless he's just bored. It's a lot of people online

2841
02:32:02,280 --> 02:32:04,760
Speaker 8: are board and they get everybody's got a mic from now.

2842
02:32:05,280 --> 02:32:08,080
Speaker 8: So just like he's sitting there talking, he's talking too.

2843
02:32:08,320 --> 02:32:11,119
Speaker 27: You let this orange hat a ring attan. You let

2844
02:32:11,280 --> 02:32:14,520
Speaker 27: this little penis guy named Donald Trump with his big

2845
02:32:14,640 --> 02:32:17,520
Speaker 27: fat self and this little thing. You let this man

2846
02:32:17,720 --> 02:32:21,039
Speaker 27: stand up and say that these people don't deserve due

2847
02:32:21,120 --> 02:32:24,240
Speaker 27: process or that the igor. Hey, I'm not for crime,

2848
02:32:24,760 --> 02:32:26,960
Speaker 27: God knows I'm not. I'm not for people getting robbed,

2849
02:32:27,120 --> 02:32:29,600
Speaker 27: God knows I'm not. But Trump is running game. He's

2850
02:32:29,680 --> 02:32:32,040
Speaker 27: running the same game that Hitler ran. He's running the

2851
02:32:32,040 --> 02:32:35,000
Speaker 27: same game that the slavery people ran. He's running the

2852
02:32:35,040 --> 02:32:39,720
Speaker 27: same game. It's the same old game, no due process,

2853
02:32:40,080 --> 02:32:42,320
Speaker 27: and you gonna stand up and talk about they don't

2854
02:32:42,360 --> 02:32:45,640
Speaker 27: deserve due process because they came here illegally. Hell, that's

2855
02:32:45,680 --> 02:32:48,160
Speaker 27: what they said about the slave, said they didn't deserve

2856
02:32:48,240 --> 02:32:50,800
Speaker 27: due process because they came here on ships, or what

2857
02:32:52,160 --> 02:32:53,360
Speaker 27: the hell is wrong with y'all?

2858
02:32:54,200 --> 02:32:56,879
Speaker 2: The hell is wrong with y'all? I mean that makes sense.

2859
02:32:57,240 --> 02:33:03,560
Speaker 2: Well you can well in the context of him. Yes,

2860
02:33:04,480 --> 02:33:07,000
Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying. See, let's not get two carried away.

2861
02:33:07,160 --> 02:33:09,560
Speaker 2: They know that Trump is a diarrheal poop.

2862
02:33:09,879 --> 02:33:12,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where you lose credibility, right when you start

2863
02:33:12,600 --> 02:33:14,440
Speaker 3: doing those type of things, And that's what people know

2864
02:33:14,520 --> 02:33:16,440
Speaker 3: you for. When you come out and say something that

2865
02:33:16,560 --> 02:33:19,320
Speaker 3: perhaps could have some merit, you sound still like the

2866
02:33:19,360 --> 02:33:21,160
Speaker 3: guy that calls someone a diarrhea poop.

2867
02:33:21,360 --> 02:33:26,560
Speaker 8: When you think of peak physical fitness, the normal names

2868
02:33:26,640 --> 02:33:36,920
Speaker 8: come to mind. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Stacy Fergie Ferguson, Right. Yeah,

2869
02:33:37,560 --> 02:33:40,879
Speaker 8: her body stayed vicious. She'd be up in the gym

2870
02:33:41,080 --> 02:33:44,120
Speaker 8: working on her fitness. Remember fer delicious I told you

2871
02:33:44,160 --> 02:33:47,640
Speaker 8: all about it. Turns out that workout based on the

2872
02:33:47,720 --> 02:33:50,440
Speaker 8: lyrics of fur Delicious back in the day turned out

2873
02:33:50,480 --> 02:33:52,840
Speaker 8: to be very tailored to her because I tried it

2874
02:33:52,920 --> 02:33:55,680
Speaker 8: at the time. Huh, my body did not stay vicious.

2875
02:33:56,120 --> 02:33:58,400
Speaker 8: I didn't matter how much I worked on my fitness,

2876
02:33:58,920 --> 02:34:00,400
Speaker 8: I'd be up in the gym too.

2877
02:34:01,080 --> 02:34:03,840
Speaker 3: I think most Frey lyrics were meant for her, like

2878
02:34:04,320 --> 02:34:06,959
Speaker 3: her lundy, lundy, lundy, want to go down like.

2879
02:34:07,200 --> 02:34:14,520
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and g la mo r o us.

2880
02:34:14,959 --> 02:34:17,400
Speaker 8: Anyway, let's add another name to the list. It is

2881
02:34:17,600 --> 02:34:18,640
Speaker 8: never too old.

2882
02:34:19,400 --> 02:34:20,080
Speaker 2: What do they say?

2883
02:34:20,400 --> 02:34:24,040
Speaker 8: The major indicators of how you will age are strength

2884
02:34:24,440 --> 02:34:27,160
Speaker 8: and flexibility. Right, you got a lot of people who run,

2885
02:34:27,760 --> 02:34:31,920
Speaker 8: I lift. You can never be too strong. And there's

2886
02:34:31,959 --> 02:34:34,240
Speaker 8: one hundred year old woman who is a star at

2887
02:34:34,320 --> 02:34:38,280
Speaker 8: her gym in Long Island, a woman named Gerald Deine Leo,

2888
02:34:38,720 --> 02:34:42,200
Speaker 8: and she goes by Jerry. She is one hundred and

2889
02:34:42,320 --> 02:34:45,440
Speaker 8: she's clearly I don't know if she's on the pro

2890
02:34:45,720 --> 02:34:48,160
Speaker 8: I don't know what's going on, but she's clearly concerned

2891
02:34:48,200 --> 02:34:50,800
Speaker 8: about her looks and staying in shape. Because she's one hundred,

2892
02:34:51,120 --> 02:34:54,400
Speaker 8: she's still got the brown hair. The whole thing is dyed,

2893
02:34:55,080 --> 02:34:57,680
Speaker 8: and she is the talk of this gym.

2894
02:34:58,240 --> 02:35:06,480
Speaker 21: Fifty nine si one human, I'd like no weight please, absolutely, Yeah,

2895
02:35:06,560 --> 02:35:07,120
Speaker 21: that's better.

2896
02:35:07,440 --> 02:35:10,040
Speaker 3: One hundred years and she's doing these lap pulldowns and

2897
02:35:10,120 --> 02:35:14,040
Speaker 3: she wants more weight. She goes, hey, put it all

2898
02:35:14,040 --> 02:35:15,599
Speaker 3: the way up to three pounds.

2899
02:35:16,080 --> 02:35:20,000
Speaker 14: Going strong, pulling a twenty pound weight. Jerry Leo is

2900
02:35:20,080 --> 02:35:24,920
Speaker 14: the pride of Bay Shores Great South Bay Ymcats Beautiful

2901
02:35:25,320 --> 02:35:27,959
Speaker 14: other members of the aerobics fitt in his class half

2902
02:35:28,120 --> 02:35:32,120
Speaker 14: Jerry's age, watching envy as the great grandmother goes through

2903
02:35:32,160 --> 02:35:33,119
Speaker 14: her daily paces.

2904
02:35:33,640 --> 02:35:36,920
Speaker 8: She's even if you don't want to be this person,

2905
02:35:37,240 --> 02:35:39,560
Speaker 8: if you spend time in the gym, there is a

2906
02:35:39,640 --> 02:35:43,040
Speaker 8: part of your brain that wants to outdo everybody else,

2907
02:35:43,160 --> 02:35:45,560
Speaker 8: and within reason, you know, if you're next to some powerlifter,

2908
02:35:45,680 --> 02:35:47,240
Speaker 8: you're not going to do that. When I used to

2909
02:35:47,280 --> 02:35:49,160
Speaker 8: get up early in the morning and go to the gym,

2910
02:35:50,080 --> 02:35:51,960
Speaker 8: this gym I used to go to, there was a

2911
02:35:52,040 --> 02:35:55,520
Speaker 8: dude there who was like a powerlifter. He's constantly squatting,

2912
02:35:55,560 --> 02:35:57,400
Speaker 8: but he was always setting up his tripod and his

2913
02:35:57,560 --> 02:35:59,800
Speaker 8: phone and you know, so he's creating content, but he's

2914
02:35:59,840 --> 02:36:03,400
Speaker 8: doing the work. Wasn't like he was a poser. Imagine

2915
02:36:03,400 --> 02:36:05,879
Speaker 8: you're next to this one hundred year old woman. And yes,

2916
02:36:05,920 --> 02:36:10,720
Speaker 8: you're doing twenty pounds, but okay, and she's kicking your ass.

2917
02:36:11,400 --> 02:36:14,520
Speaker 8: Makes everybody work harder in this particular gym.

2918
02:36:15,160 --> 02:36:15,560
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.

2919
02:36:16,200 --> 02:36:16,480
Speaker 3: She can.

2920
02:36:16,680 --> 02:36:19,520
Speaker 14: She can have a chip on her shoulder and crushing

2921
02:36:19,600 --> 02:36:22,800
Speaker 14: her workout since the y open thirty four years ago.

2922
02:36:23,440 --> 02:36:24,920
Speaker 14: It's her elixir of life.

2923
02:36:25,040 --> 02:36:27,320
Speaker 2: The only thing I do. This reporter sounds like he's

2924
02:36:27,360 --> 02:36:30,200
Speaker 2: one hundred. We don't know with this voice over. I

2925
02:36:30,280 --> 02:36:33,720
Speaker 2: don't eat red meat. I try to eat eat you know,

2926
02:36:33,840 --> 02:36:37,600
Speaker 2: have a good diet, Mediterranean.

2927
02:36:36,920 --> 02:36:37,480
Speaker 3: They call it.

2928
02:36:37,760 --> 02:36:40,520
Speaker 2: She's got a great spirit. She is pretty much we

2929
02:36:40,640 --> 02:36:42,960
Speaker 2: call her the president of the YMC. Yeah, boy, that's

2930
02:36:42,959 --> 02:36:44,000
Speaker 2: how you know. This is Bay Shore.

2931
02:36:44,360 --> 02:36:47,600
Speaker 8: Jerry Leo and then we talked to Daspina Tenadorio your hair,

2932
02:36:48,400 --> 02:36:49,440
Speaker 8: Welcome to Bay Shore.

2933
02:36:49,600 --> 02:36:53,920
Speaker 2: I don't eat red meat. She is religious with her workout.

2934
02:36:54,080 --> 02:36:56,480
Speaker 2: She doesn't give up if she feels like she can't

2935
02:36:56,480 --> 02:36:56,680
Speaker 2: do it.

2936
02:36:56,879 --> 02:36:59,600
Speaker 8: Assistency is key, rob. I gotta get up every day

2937
02:36:59,640 --> 02:37:01,760
Speaker 8: and do something right. I'm trying to keep up with

2938
02:37:01,840 --> 02:37:02,280
Speaker 8: Jerry Leo.

2939
02:37:02,600 --> 02:37:06,400
Speaker 14: This fanatic is particularly fond of doing planks. That's an

2940
02:37:06,440 --> 02:37:10,320
Speaker 14: abdominal exercise. Younger members of the gym can hold for

2941
02:37:10,480 --> 02:37:13,560
Speaker 14: only two to three minutes, But not Jerry.

2942
02:37:13,879 --> 02:37:15,200
Speaker 4: Everybody can just have the.

2943
02:37:16,879 --> 02:37:18,080
Speaker 2: I'm a lot younger than her.

2944
02:37:19,879 --> 02:37:20,039
Speaker 29: Now.

2945
02:37:20,280 --> 02:37:24,440
Speaker 8: It does help when you weigh twelve pounds. Skith looks

2946
02:37:24,480 --> 02:37:26,480
Speaker 8: like tissue paper, but she has one hundred.

2947
02:37:27,640 --> 02:37:28,080
Speaker 2: Good for her.

2948
02:37:28,680 --> 02:37:31,640
Speaker 26: It shows you what exercise could do for your health.

2949
02:37:31,760 --> 02:37:33,920
Speaker 26: There's some exercises she can do that I can't do.

2950
02:37:34,200 --> 02:37:37,240
Speaker 26: She really has inspired me at one hundred. Jerry just

2951
02:37:37,320 --> 02:37:38,760
Speaker 26: renewed her driver's license.

2952
02:37:39,560 --> 02:37:41,720
Speaker 2: Okay, let's come.

2953
02:37:42,720 --> 02:37:50,760
Speaker 15: Come on, learn from my mistakes and always wear a condom.

2954
02:37:51,440 --> 02:37:53,760
Speaker 23: Oh, who made my team?

2955
02:37:53,959 --> 02:37:54,800
Speaker 1: Dong Edge?

2956
02:37:56,400 --> 02:37:58,600
Speaker 2: Who made dong Edge?

2957
02:38:00,040 --> 02:38:01,400
Speaker 8: I don't know how to tell her.

2958
02:38:01,560 --> 02:38:04,200
Speaker 17: I've got red spots on my packer for who?

2959
02:38:04,840 --> 02:38:05,760
Speaker 6: My ding dong?

2960
02:38:09,160 --> 02:38:10,080
Speaker 10: Allan cox?

2961
02:38:11,600 --> 02:38:15,280
Speaker 4: Bitch? Come on? What did I do?

2962
02:38:17,000 --> 02:38:18,440
Speaker 3: First of all, I know how to write a song,

2963
02:38:18,520 --> 02:38:19,840
Speaker 3: and you call me a bitch. I know how to

2964
02:38:19,840 --> 02:38:23,040
Speaker 3: write a song. That song is six out of ten. Right,

2965
02:38:23,160 --> 02:38:25,520
Speaker 3: it's right there. I don't know how to tell her

2966
02:38:25,800 --> 02:38:27,320
Speaker 3: I got red spots on my feller.

2967
02:38:27,480 --> 02:38:29,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was I was my bro.

2968
02:38:29,720 --> 02:38:32,240
Speaker 3: Come on, leave it to the professionals, all right. I

2969
02:38:32,400 --> 02:38:33,760
Speaker 3: was expecting feller all day long.

2970
02:38:33,879 --> 02:38:38,120
Speaker 8: Yes, of course, it's right there. I doubt he was

2971
02:38:38,200 --> 02:38:40,600
Speaker 8: so excited to call me a bitch. Yeah, and he

2972
02:38:40,640 --> 02:38:44,440
Speaker 8: screwed up his song And why why what I do

2973
02:38:44,560 --> 02:38:44,720
Speaker 8: to you?

2974
02:38:45,800 --> 02:38:47,800
Speaker 2: That's the exclamation point on his songs.

2975
02:38:50,120 --> 02:38:54,200
Speaker 8: It's your fairy Listen man, you know, listen. I'll take

2976
02:38:54,240 --> 02:38:58,680
Speaker 8: anybody's slings and arrows if they're talented. Talent wins, right,

2977
02:38:58,879 --> 02:39:03,680
Speaker 8: you call me whatever you want talent, that's all right.

2978
02:39:05,520 --> 02:39:07,200
Speaker 2: I mean, well, was I gonna be what I do?

2979
02:39:07,959 --> 02:39:08,000
Speaker 8: You?

2980
02:39:08,640 --> 02:39:10,119
Speaker 14: Homo sexual?

2981
02:39:10,520 --> 02:39:10,720
Speaker 16: Yeah?

2982
02:39:11,240 --> 02:39:15,279
Speaker 8: You know, by the way, it's quite regressive.

2983
02:39:15,720 --> 02:39:17,280
Speaker 2: How dare you during a Pride month?

2984
02:39:17,520 --> 02:39:22,280
Speaker 8: Quite regressive to imply that being called a homosexual is

2985
02:39:22,600 --> 02:39:25,080
Speaker 8: an insult of because that's what it is. Right, every

2986
02:39:25,080 --> 02:39:26,880
Speaker 8: one of those is tagged with what he considers to

2987
02:39:26,920 --> 02:39:31,160
Speaker 8: be an insult calling me gay. Oh, thank you adding

2988
02:39:31,200 --> 02:39:33,560
Speaker 8: an insult. If I was gay, I'd be loud and

2989
02:39:33,720 --> 02:39:37,520
Speaker 8: proud about it. You think you'd have relationships with women,

2990
02:39:37,680 --> 02:39:40,160
Speaker 8: rob and sex with men? Does that make me gay?

2991
02:39:40,920 --> 02:39:42,720
Speaker 2: Let me consult my television programs.

2992
02:39:43,040 --> 02:39:43,879
Speaker 6: I am not gay.

2993
02:39:44,920 --> 02:39:48,880
Speaker 2: I have relationships with women and sex with men. And

2994
02:39:49,000 --> 02:39:52,400
Speaker 2: I got news for you that means you gay? Damn

2995
02:39:52,480 --> 02:39:59,720
Speaker 2: it does mean I'MMMS.

2996
02:40:01,160 --> 02:40:05,640
Speaker 20: Remember our devices are always listening to us we are.

2997
02:40:06,200 --> 02:40:09,320
Speaker 20: So if you start to see ads for squeeze these

2998
02:40:09,440 --> 02:40:12,840
Speaker 20: salads and Wiener milk, you know who to blame.

2999
02:40:14,480 --> 02:40:16,040
Speaker 2: Show WMMS.

3000
02:40:16,360 --> 02:40:18,440
Speaker 8: You know some people they want a bag of peanuts

3001
02:40:18,520 --> 02:40:20,959
Speaker 8: in the shell. My dad was a guy who wanted

3002
02:40:21,000 --> 02:40:24,040
Speaker 8: peanuts in the shell. I do, and you can squeeze

3003
02:40:24,080 --> 02:40:26,800
Speaker 8: them and pop them open, but sometimes you can't. And

3004
02:40:26,920 --> 02:40:29,200
Speaker 8: those you have to make a decision. Am I going

3005
02:40:29,280 --> 02:40:31,520
Speaker 8: to really work on this or am I going to

3006
02:40:31,640 --> 02:40:35,680
Speaker 8: toss this out? You don't eat the shell, Jess, you

3007
02:40:36,080 --> 02:40:38,840
Speaker 8: are a delight. You don't eat the shell, do you?

3008
02:40:39,320 --> 02:40:39,520
Speaker 2: Yeah?

3009
02:40:39,520 --> 02:40:39,680
Speaker 29: I do?

3010
02:40:40,080 --> 02:40:41,600
Speaker 2: You don't eat the shells.

3011
02:40:41,720 --> 02:40:41,920
Speaker 6: They do.

3012
02:40:42,000 --> 02:40:45,480
Speaker 2: It's the saltiest part. And so what the shell?

3013
02:40:45,600 --> 02:40:47,600
Speaker 8: You end up with a throat full of shards of

3014
02:40:47,720 --> 02:40:51,840
Speaker 8: peanuts shell? Then, yeah, sometimes it hurts, but you really

3015
02:40:51,920 --> 02:40:53,199
Speaker 8: do eat the peanut shells?

3016
02:40:53,360 --> 02:40:56,080
Speaker 2: Yes? Now, how did you start doing that? I don't

3017
02:40:56,080 --> 02:40:57,120
Speaker 2: think anybody comes to that.

3018
02:40:57,560 --> 02:40:57,720
Speaker 3: Well.

3019
02:40:58,080 --> 02:40:59,680
Speaker 28: I didn't want to like just crack them open, so

3020
02:40:59,720 --> 02:41:01,360
Speaker 28: I just the whole thing in my mouth, especially the

3021
02:41:01,480 --> 02:41:05,920
Speaker 28: ones with the one little peanut right, They're really good,

3022
02:41:06,040 --> 02:41:07,280
Speaker 28: but like they get too salty.

3023
02:41:07,360 --> 02:41:10,160
Speaker 2: Now, mind you, I have done that before. I'm a

3024
02:41:10,320 --> 02:41:13,160
Speaker 2: peanut person. I can't I hate peanut butter.

3025
02:41:13,440 --> 02:41:16,440
Speaker 8: I can't imagine doing that. So you don't like peanut butter.

3026
02:41:16,840 --> 02:41:20,280
Speaker 8: You don't like it in a smooth, easy to consume form.

3027
02:41:20,760 --> 02:41:23,280
Speaker 8: You want it in the shell, down your throat.

3028
02:41:23,400 --> 02:41:27,400
Speaker 2: But it has to be salty. Well, they are salty, right, They.

3029
02:41:27,440 --> 02:41:32,800
Speaker 28: Shell's the most saltiest part. Why not give a salted peanut?

3030
02:41:32,840 --> 02:41:34,720
Speaker 28: You think the inside with the peanut in it?

3031
02:41:35,000 --> 02:41:35,320
Speaker 9: Why not?

3032
02:41:35,800 --> 02:41:38,880
Speaker 2: But why not? Given what you've told me, why not

3033
02:41:39,280 --> 02:41:44,560
Speaker 2: just eat the shell then? And that's wasting the peanut.

3034
02:41:45,640 --> 02:41:48,280
Speaker 8: But when you give the peanuts to somebody who would

3035
02:41:48,400 --> 02:41:51,680
Speaker 8: want the fruit of that effort, that's.

3036
02:41:51,560 --> 02:41:53,520
Speaker 28: Like licking all the salt off the chips and then

3037
02:41:53,560 --> 02:41:54,920
Speaker 28: giving the chips to somebody else.

3038
02:41:55,040 --> 02:41:57,760
Speaker 8: Well, you're just handing them wet chips, yeah, irrespective of

3039
02:41:57,800 --> 02:41:58,200
Speaker 8: the salt.

3040
02:41:58,360 --> 02:41:59,720
Speaker 2: I used to do that as a kid, right.

3041
02:41:59,640 --> 02:42:01,960
Speaker 8: But you're putting the peanut in your mouth and spinning

3042
02:42:02,000 --> 02:42:03,279
Speaker 8: it out and giving it to someone.

3043
02:42:03,600 --> 02:42:04,000
Speaker 2: I could.

3044
02:42:04,280 --> 02:42:06,280
Speaker 8: God, if you've been to Florida and everybody shoots a

3045
02:42:06,320 --> 02:42:15,039
Speaker 8: load over boiled the worst, it's terrible, down God, it's

3046
02:42:15,280 --> 02:42:20,039
Speaker 8: just the worst. Yeah, please give me some wet, mushy peanuts.

3047
02:42:20,120 --> 02:42:23,720
Speaker 3: Well, and you know that there's no like they don't

3048
02:42:23,840 --> 02:42:27,840
Speaker 3: clean those shells, like that's where the mold and pesticides

3049
02:42:27,879 --> 02:42:28,120
Speaker 3: and all that.

3050
02:42:29,160 --> 02:42:33,119
Speaker 2: Peanuts. Yeah, peanut in a shell, right, Yeah, you're eating

3051
02:42:33,160 --> 02:42:33,440
Speaker 2: the shell.

3052
02:42:33,520 --> 02:42:36,640
Speaker 3: You're not supposed to eat the shell cause digestive blockages.

3053
02:42:36,840 --> 02:42:40,039
Speaker 3: I bet you so many people will be like, I'm

3054
02:42:40,160 --> 02:42:42,320
Speaker 3: sure that they do. For people who do, it's just

3055
02:42:42,480 --> 02:42:45,040
Speaker 3: not a great idea to eat a lot of them.

3056
02:42:45,120 --> 02:42:46,640
Speaker 3: And they're going to eat a lot of them because

3057
02:42:46,640 --> 02:42:49,120
Speaker 3: it gets too salty. But just the dirt and the

3058
02:42:49,320 --> 02:42:52,199
Speaker 3: crap that's in a peanuts shell, especially the mold.

3059
02:42:52,360 --> 02:42:55,240
Speaker 8: So jess if somebody's eating a bag of peanuts, if

3060
02:42:55,240 --> 02:42:58,560
Speaker 8: you were to get like a bag of peanuts, you

3061
02:42:58,760 --> 02:43:00,440
Speaker 8: take them out, pop them in your mouth.

3062
02:43:00,920 --> 02:43:01,120
Speaker 2: Yep.

3063
02:43:02,160 --> 02:43:05,560
Speaker 8: So it takes a while because if you're just eating peanuts,

3064
02:43:05,640 --> 02:43:07,080
Speaker 8: you can get a lot of those down in a

3065
02:43:07,120 --> 02:43:08,160
Speaker 8: pretty short period of time.

3066
02:43:08,520 --> 02:43:11,800
Speaker 2: You're eating them in the shell. It's good. It's labor intensive.

3067
02:43:12,760 --> 02:43:16,600
Speaker 28: Yeah, Yeah, you get the little like hairs and stuff

3068
02:43:16,720 --> 02:43:18,880
Speaker 28: or whatever, the threads, the peanut threads.

3069
02:43:19,440 --> 02:43:21,600
Speaker 8: But doesn't it hurt your throat or you really go

3070
02:43:21,680 --> 02:43:23,320
Speaker 8: to town on them before you get in there. And

3071
02:43:23,440 --> 02:43:27,119
Speaker 8: he's got to chew a lot right, labor intensive. It's

3072
02:43:27,120 --> 02:43:30,120
Speaker 8: a lot of work, heavy diet she's got. Yeah, it

3073
02:43:30,240 --> 02:43:33,800
Speaker 8: feels like a very little payoff for all that work.

3074
02:43:33,879 --> 02:43:40,040
Speaker 8: She's she's masticating. Rob these peanuts in the shell. When

3075
02:43:40,080 --> 02:43:41,240
Speaker 8: was the last time you had a peanut?

3076
02:43:42,200 --> 02:43:42,240
Speaker 3: Me?

3077
02:43:42,720 --> 02:43:46,560
Speaker 2: No, oh, a really long time. You go to five

3078
02:43:46,640 --> 02:43:48,720
Speaker 2: guys and they have the boxes of peanuts. That's right

3079
02:43:48,760 --> 02:43:48,920
Speaker 2: to do.

3080
02:43:49,280 --> 02:43:51,560
Speaker 3: That's really where you want to dig into somebody and

3081
02:43:51,680 --> 02:43:55,240
Speaker 3: eat the shells where everybody else has their disgusting, filthy mits.

3082
02:43:56,240 --> 02:43:56,560
Speaker 10: Everybody.

3083
02:43:56,600 --> 02:43:59,800
Speaker 3: You sold me on it, Jess, Rob. Everybody uses the scoop,

3084
02:43:59,840 --> 02:44:04,119
Speaker 3: and yes they they don't. I do you might that's

3085
02:44:04,280 --> 02:44:05,200
Speaker 3: just you though, But.

3086
02:44:05,280 --> 02:44:07,560
Speaker 2: They have a scoop right there. Yeah, no, I know.

3087
02:44:07,760 --> 02:44:09,879
Speaker 8: I think they would probably tell you don't grab those

3088
02:44:09,959 --> 02:44:16,640
Speaker 8: with your hands when they's paying attention. People are savages, man.

3089
02:44:16,879 --> 02:44:21,800
Speaker 8: I watch someone take a handful of seafood salad. You

3090
02:44:21,879 --> 02:44:24,840
Speaker 8: think people are gonna worry about peanuts? And that was

3091
02:44:24,920 --> 02:44:29,280
Speaker 8: in Ohio City. Maybe maybe it's location, location location. If

3092
02:44:29,280 --> 02:44:31,400
Speaker 8: I'm at the if I'm at the west Lake, five

3093
02:44:31,560 --> 02:44:33,600
Speaker 8: guys with my daughter, Because when my daughter and I

3094
02:44:33,720 --> 02:44:37,680
Speaker 8: have an event, her idea of like a fancy thing

3095
02:44:38,080 --> 02:44:39,879
Speaker 8: is she wants to get five guys, but she wants

3096
02:44:39,920 --> 02:44:42,360
Speaker 8: to eat it there. And so like, if we're going

3097
02:44:42,360 --> 02:44:44,840
Speaker 8: to the daddy daughter dance, I know we're gonna go

3098
02:44:44,879 --> 02:44:47,880
Speaker 8: to five guys dressed up and eat there.

3099
02:44:48,000 --> 02:44:50,760
Speaker 3: Then you walk out smelling like burger smoke. You can

3100
02:44:50,800 --> 02:44:53,080
Speaker 3: do a hell lot worse than that, sure could, but

3101
02:44:53,200 --> 02:44:56,120
Speaker 3: you will smell like for the rest of the night. Yeah,

3102
02:44:56,200 --> 02:44:59,280
Speaker 3: neither one of us care. It's okay, where did you

3103
02:44:59,320 --> 02:44:59,640
Speaker 3: guys go?

3104
02:45:00,280 --> 02:45:00,560
Speaker 2: Guys?

3105
02:45:00,800 --> 02:45:03,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, And then all the other dads look at me

3106
02:45:03,200 --> 02:45:05,360
Speaker 8: with this look in their face like, yeah, she made

3107
02:45:05,400 --> 02:45:07,600
Speaker 8: me take her to this restaurant or something.

3108
02:45:07,640 --> 02:45:10,480
Speaker 2: I'm like, we sucks to be you. She wanted to

3109
02:45:10,520 --> 02:45:13,880
Speaker 2: go to five guys like that? Anyway they do.

3110
02:45:14,080 --> 02:45:15,960
Speaker 8: They've got the big and there's a chain back in

3111
02:45:16,000 --> 02:45:18,440
Speaker 8: the day called the Ground Round. Oh yeah, and they

3112
02:45:18,480 --> 02:45:20,600
Speaker 8: would have barrels full of peanuts. When I lived in

3113
02:45:20,800 --> 02:45:24,920
Speaker 8: La there was this restaurant it's probably long gone. It

3114
02:45:25,040 --> 02:45:27,360
Speaker 8: was called Gladstones. It was at the very end of

3115
02:45:27,400 --> 02:45:32,280
Speaker 8: Sunset Boulevard and Pacific Coast Highway, Gladstones, And they had

3116
02:45:33,120 --> 02:45:35,280
Speaker 8: barrels of peanuts and you could throw the shells on

3117
02:45:35,360 --> 02:45:37,800
Speaker 8: the floor. Now, Jess would have hated this because she's

3118
02:45:37,879 --> 02:45:39,800
Speaker 8: not throwing the shells on the floor, she's putting them

3119
02:45:39,840 --> 02:45:40,080
Speaker 8: in her.

3120
02:45:40,080 --> 02:45:42,160
Speaker 2: Mouth, walking around picking them up off the floor.

3121
02:45:42,280 --> 02:45:42,480
Speaker 3: Yeah.

3122
02:45:42,520 --> 02:45:48,520
Speaker 30: Oh, that's a good one, perfectly out. Who's wasting this shell?

3123
02:45:49,680 --> 02:45:52,440
Speaker 30: This has so much potential. There's so much mold all over.

3124
02:45:52,920 --> 02:45:55,400
Speaker 30: I'd say, better you than me. If you're going to

3125
02:45:55,440 --> 02:46:00,240
Speaker 30: be a culinary swashbuckler out there eating peanuts shells, good

3126
02:46:00,280 --> 02:46:02,520
Speaker 30: for you. But I am I don't really eat peanuts

3127
02:46:02,680 --> 02:46:05,279
Speaker 30: oft them because I like nuts.

3128
02:46:05,560 --> 02:46:05,760
Speaker 8: Rob.

3129
02:46:06,840 --> 02:46:07,800
Speaker 2: I eat a rob.

3130
02:46:07,840 --> 02:46:12,960
Speaker 3: I always have nuts in my mouth. I don't know

3131
02:46:13,320 --> 02:46:17,039
Speaker 3: what to tell you. My go to snack ROB is nuts,

3132
02:46:17,840 --> 02:46:20,640
Speaker 3: And if somebody wants to give me their nuts, that's.

3133
02:46:20,520 --> 02:46:22,920
Speaker 2: Even better, the bigger than the mast.

3134
02:46:24,240 --> 02:46:30,800
Speaker 8: I make my own nut mixts. I'm never happier. I

3135
02:46:30,920 --> 02:46:34,240
Speaker 8: want to have a handful of nuts Rob ready to

3136
02:46:34,280 --> 02:46:42,560
Speaker 8: put them in my mouth. You mix nuts, no, because

3137
02:46:42,600 --> 02:46:43,560
Speaker 8: I'm not joking.

3138
02:46:43,720 --> 02:46:43,960
Speaker 16: I have.

3139
02:46:45,560 --> 02:46:48,760
Speaker 2: I have certain nuts I like and I mix them together.

3140
02:46:49,240 --> 02:46:53,160
Speaker 2: It is my favorite snack as well. I do like nuts.

3141
02:46:53,400 --> 02:46:58,720
Speaker 8: I get jalapeno pistachios, I get the wasabi and soy almonds,

3142
02:46:59,520 --> 02:47:01,120
Speaker 8: and I get jilly lime cashews.

3143
02:47:02,200 --> 02:47:03,960
Speaker 2: You mix them together. I mix them together.

3144
02:47:04,120 --> 02:47:08,880
Speaker 8: I have it in a Pyrex container the lid and

3145
02:47:09,000 --> 02:47:11,760
Speaker 8: if I'm feeling snacky, rob if I'm a little peckish,

3146
02:47:13,080 --> 02:47:13,520
Speaker 8: where I'll go.

3147
02:47:13,760 --> 02:47:15,760
Speaker 3: I'll go in there, see and then I have a

3148
02:47:15,879 --> 02:47:19,800
Speaker 3: mouthful of nuts. I'm a traditional nut eater. I like

3149
02:47:20,280 --> 02:47:25,480
Speaker 3: just salty nuts. Uh huh, just just big salty nuts.

3150
02:47:25,520 --> 02:47:27,520
Speaker 3: They're my favorite way, two.

3151
02:47:27,400 --> 02:47:27,800
Speaker 2: At a time.

3152
02:47:27,959 --> 02:47:30,880
Speaker 28: Usually, if I was eating the pistachio shells, call the

3153
02:47:30,920 --> 02:47:31,440
Speaker 28: cops on me.

3154
02:47:32,959 --> 02:47:36,920
Speaker 2: Well, that's where we should That's where we draw the line.

3155
02:47:38,920 --> 02:47:42,160
Speaker 2: Zach is in Like what hello, Zach, Hey.

3156
02:47:42,040 --> 02:47:44,440
Speaker 25: I just wanted to chime in, Like with this whole

3157
02:47:44,520 --> 02:47:47,440
Speaker 25: peanut thing, that's how you eat them is with the

3158
02:47:47,520 --> 02:47:50,600
Speaker 25: shell on. That's how I've always eaten them, no matter

3159
02:47:50,800 --> 02:47:53,560
Speaker 25: like if I go to a Guardians game or like

3160
02:47:53,879 --> 02:47:55,400
Speaker 25: even like if I just like buy them.

3161
02:47:55,320 --> 02:47:57,240
Speaker 2: At the store, that's the way you eat them, because

3162
02:47:57,240 --> 02:47:58,440
Speaker 2: you eat them whole, just like that.

3163
02:47:59,800 --> 02:48:02,640
Speaker 8: Well, but that's not the way most people eat the

3164
02:48:02,760 --> 02:48:05,120
Speaker 8: most people are not. It's just like most people are

3165
02:48:05,400 --> 02:48:10,080
Speaker 8: peeling an orange like they're not eating. You know, when

3166
02:48:10,120 --> 02:48:13,040
Speaker 8: you were a kid, somebody probably said to you, what

3167
02:48:13,200 --> 02:48:15,360
Speaker 8: the hell are you doing? And You're like Oh, I'm

3168
02:48:15,360 --> 02:48:17,000
Speaker 8: just gonna eat the shell. I mean, if you don't

3169
02:48:17,040 --> 02:48:19,720
Speaker 8: choke to death, I guess there's no nothing against it.

3170
02:48:19,840 --> 02:48:21,080
Speaker 2: As long as you can get it down. You can

3171
02:48:21,120 --> 02:48:22,200
Speaker 2: eat anything you suppose.

3172
02:48:22,240 --> 02:48:33,960
Speaker 3: You can eat a tire, Allen, Jess has made me

3173
02:48:34,080 --> 02:48:35,359
Speaker 3: appreciate her more.

3174
02:48:35,400 --> 02:48:40,440
Speaker 8: With these shells on peanut consumption. Alan, has Jess ever

3175
02:48:40,560 --> 02:48:45,440
Speaker 8: tried salted gravel? No, my pizza and sand before?

3176
02:48:45,840 --> 02:48:46,920
Speaker 2: Uh huh yeah?

3177
02:48:48,120 --> 02:48:51,760
Speaker 3: Cry god, Ellen, I'm not worried about the peanut shells

3178
02:48:51,800 --> 02:48:52,240
Speaker 3: going down.

3179
02:48:52,320 --> 02:48:55,080
Speaker 2: It's the exiting Well, that's what I need. Freaks me out.

3180
02:48:55,320 --> 02:48:58,360
Speaker 3: The fiber, the amount of fiber that's in peanut shells,

3181
02:48:58,640 --> 02:49:00,520
Speaker 3: it's it's just not even good for you, your body,

3182
02:49:00,800 --> 02:49:03,560
Speaker 3: and it'll keep your regular boy some smooth regular.

3183
02:49:03,600 --> 02:49:09,040
Speaker 2: You're just not gonna go crap out a brick? How

3184
02:49:09,080 --> 02:49:10,560
Speaker 2: to play stuff? You about this?

3185
02:49:10,680 --> 02:49:10,920
Speaker 6: Brother?

3186
02:49:11,000 --> 02:49:16,320
Speaker 2: So long here from Queen? How some called crazy Metallica

3187
02:49:16,320 --> 02:49:16,800
Speaker 2: would cover.

3188
02:49:16,800 --> 02:49:18,480
Speaker 8: This many many years later. A lot of people didn't

3189
02:49:18,480 --> 02:49:20,560
Speaker 8: even know it was a queen's song. When Metallica did it,

3190
02:49:21,000 --> 02:49:23,840
Speaker 8: they sped it up and put some smoke to it.

3191
02:49:23,959 --> 02:49:27,680
Speaker 8: But the Queen album called Cheer Heart Attack had stone

3192
02:49:27,720 --> 02:49:29,959
Speaker 8: Cold Crazy on it. I always like this from way

3193
02:49:30,000 --> 02:49:33,840
Speaker 8: back Freddie Mercury's Did you know that he allegedly had

3194
02:49:33,840 --> 02:49:34,680
Speaker 8: a secret daughter?

3195
02:49:35,280 --> 02:49:36,600
Speaker 2: No, I didn't know either.

3196
02:49:36,760 --> 02:49:42,480
Speaker 8: She died at forty eight months after going public after

3197
02:49:42,560 --> 02:49:45,680
Speaker 8: a battle with cancer. Did confirm, Well, this was in

3198
02:49:45,920 --> 02:49:48,360
Speaker 8: like the book. I think that Freddie Mercury had like

3199
02:49:48,440 --> 02:49:51,720
Speaker 8: a what a lifelong companion who was a woman? Like

3200
02:49:51,800 --> 02:49:54,680
Speaker 8: he left her all of his stuff and you know,

3201
02:49:54,760 --> 02:49:59,600
Speaker 8: Freddie Mercury, like forty eight hours before he died admitted, Yes,

3202
02:49:59,720 --> 02:50:03,880
Speaker 8: I ha aids or whatever. But a forty eight year

3203
02:50:03,920 --> 02:50:10,320
Speaker 8: old woman identified only as BB supposedly was Freddie Mercury's daughter,

3204
02:50:10,520 --> 02:50:15,400
Speaker 8: conceived between Freddie Mercury and the wife of one of

3205
02:50:15,480 --> 02:50:20,400
Speaker 8: his friends. What is it with these guys Clapton, George Harrison, Right, yeah,

3206
02:50:20,440 --> 02:50:21,879
Speaker 8: but that may have hooken each other's wives.

3207
02:50:22,000 --> 02:50:23,720
Speaker 3: Oh, they may have been involved, you know what I mean,

3208
02:50:23,760 --> 02:50:25,760
Speaker 3: Like they may have been part of the plan all along,

3209
02:50:25,800 --> 02:50:28,440
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Like maybe it wasn't you know,

3210
02:50:28,480 --> 02:50:30,360
Speaker 3: like sometimes friends will just say hey, you know, like

3211
02:50:30,400 --> 02:50:31,720
Speaker 3: I'll carry the kid or whatever. You know.

3212
02:50:31,959 --> 02:50:32,959
Speaker 2: Oh, I see a.

3213
02:50:35,040 --> 02:50:37,400
Speaker 8: Well they said that she has passed away at forty

3214
02:50:37,440 --> 02:50:41,080
Speaker 8: eight years old. She worked as a doctor, lived in

3215
02:50:41,280 --> 02:50:46,040
Speaker 8: France and had battled a rare form of cancer most

3216
02:50:46,120 --> 02:50:51,120
Speaker 8: of her life. She had been diagnosed very young, and

3217
02:50:51,560 --> 02:50:54,720
Speaker 8: she had been referred to only by her initial I

3218
02:50:54,800 --> 02:50:59,240
Speaker 8: guess in a book on Freddie Mercury, his friend Mary

3219
02:50:59,280 --> 02:51:01,280
Speaker 8: Austin think was the woman that he had spent a

3220
02:51:01,320 --> 02:51:05,160
Speaker 8: lot of time with and left his h like his

3221
02:51:05,280 --> 02:51:09,480
Speaker 8: money too right and stuff like that. And so his

3222
02:51:10,080 --> 02:51:14,520
Speaker 8: allegedly the girl that was his daughter has passed away.

3223
02:51:14,600 --> 02:51:18,280
Speaker 8: She only revealed her identity months before her death. She

3224
02:51:18,400 --> 02:51:22,720
Speaker 8: took a DNA test. Freddy Murcury, of course, died in

3225
02:51:22,840 --> 02:51:26,560
Speaker 8: nineteen ninety one. He's been dead a long time. She's

3226
02:51:26,600 --> 02:51:28,200
Speaker 8: I didn't think he made it out of the eighties.

3227
02:51:28,600 --> 02:51:30,720
Speaker 8: I didn't realize it was that late, right, Yeah, because

3228
02:51:30,720 --> 02:51:34,320
Speaker 8: they put out an album like nineteen ninety. I thought

3229
02:51:34,360 --> 02:51:37,360
Speaker 8: I thought they had put something out right before he died.

3230
02:51:38,760 --> 02:51:41,040
Speaker 8: But they were like, she never asked for money, She

3231
02:51:41,280 --> 02:51:44,360
Speaker 8: never wanted any recognition. This is why people believed her,

3232
02:51:44,400 --> 02:51:47,960
Speaker 8: because they were like, she never you know, Freddy and

3233
02:51:48,160 --> 02:51:52,879
Speaker 8: her stepfather left her extremely wealthy. She was not provided

3234
02:51:52,959 --> 02:51:55,200
Speaker 8: for in Freddie Mercury's will because again I think he

3235
02:51:55,280 --> 02:51:58,560
Speaker 8: left all that to Mary Austin, but they said that

3236
02:51:58,640 --> 02:52:01,440
Speaker 8: this woman has who is reported to be Freddy Mercury's daughter,

3237
02:52:02,480 --> 02:52:05,200
Speaker 8: has died of cancer. That would be weird, though, like

3238
02:52:06,120 --> 02:52:08,840
Speaker 8: you wait all that time, you don't cop to it,

3239
02:52:10,040 --> 02:52:13,600
Speaker 8: and then you do, and then you die. I wonder

3240
02:52:13,680 --> 02:52:16,720
Speaker 8: why you would at all, probably to get it out

3241
02:52:16,760 --> 02:52:19,320
Speaker 8: to let everybody know that it was true. And then

3242
02:52:19,360 --> 02:52:20,800
Speaker 8: I think at the end of the day, man, you

3243
02:52:20,920 --> 02:52:23,240
Speaker 8: keep it to yourself because you don't want everything that

3244
02:52:23,320 --> 02:52:24,040
Speaker 8: goes along with it.

3245
02:52:24,879 --> 02:52:25,039
Speaker 6: Right.

3246
02:52:25,959 --> 02:52:28,320
Speaker 3: She has to explain, No, I don't have his money.

3247
02:52:28,560 --> 02:52:31,560
Speaker 3: No I didn't know him. No I'm not part of it.

3248
02:52:31,720 --> 02:52:33,800
Speaker 3: No I don't hang out with the band. No I

3249
02:52:33,920 --> 02:52:36,000
Speaker 3: know I'm not you know what I mean. Yeah, I'm

3250
02:52:36,000 --> 02:52:38,440
Speaker 3: a humble I'm a doctor. I do this. You know.

3251
02:52:39,160 --> 02:52:41,879
Speaker 2: So she probably just wanted nothing to do with that life.

3252
02:52:42,360 --> 02:52:46,560
Speaker 8: But your name is Frederica Mercury and you have horrible,

3253
02:52:46,760 --> 02:52:51,920
Speaker 8: gigantic teeth. I realize his name wasn't Freddie Mercury, but nevertheless,

3254
02:52:52,320 --> 02:52:54,960
Speaker 8: in a very nice mustache, I might ask, Yes, she

3255
02:52:55,240 --> 02:52:57,720
Speaker 8: did have a very nice mustache. I got a very

3256
02:52:57,760 --> 02:53:01,920
Speaker 8: angry text from Stevo. Oh boy, Alan, knock it off

3257
02:53:02,160 --> 02:53:08,640
Speaker 8: exclamation point. Jess is so multiple. O's so he's serious.

3258
02:53:09,640 --> 02:53:13,120
Speaker 2: Jess is so not weird for eating peanut shells, and

3259
02:53:13,240 --> 02:53:14,040
Speaker 2: say she was weird.

3260
02:53:14,480 --> 02:53:14,760
Speaker 6: I did.

3261
02:53:15,280 --> 02:53:20,680
Speaker 8: Shelled peanuts are super salty and effing awesome, jackass. I

3262
02:53:20,840 --> 02:53:23,600
Speaker 8: can't stand listening to you single out Jess. I think

3263
02:53:23,640 --> 02:53:27,000
Speaker 8: he's sweet on you after ninety years of you and

3264
02:53:27,120 --> 02:53:31,640
Speaker 8: your apple cores and your freak ass banana eating bull shrimp.

3265
02:53:32,200 --> 02:53:33,640
Speaker 3: God, you piss me off.

3266
02:53:33,760 --> 02:53:38,640
Speaker 8: Sometimes Steve's having a bad day taken it out on

3267
02:53:38,840 --> 02:53:39,240
Speaker 8: me there.

3268
02:53:39,360 --> 02:53:40,800
Speaker 2: I wonder if that's the same guy that sent me

3269
02:53:40,879 --> 02:53:44,400
Speaker 2: that email about podcasting. Listen.

3270
02:53:44,840 --> 02:53:51,320
Speaker 8: I am on record and very public about my culinary idiosyncrasies. Yes,

3271
02:53:51,400 --> 02:53:54,800
Speaker 8: I eat the entire apple. Yes I peel a banana

3272
02:53:54,920 --> 02:53:59,240
Speaker 8: fully before I eat it. That's different than like, peanut

3273
02:53:59,280 --> 02:54:03,200
Speaker 8: shells are bad for your system. I'm not saying you

3274
02:54:03,400 --> 02:54:06,400
Speaker 8: can't eat them. You know, are people eating eggs whole?

3275
02:54:07,000 --> 02:54:11,680
Speaker 8: I mean, unless you're a cobra, probably not. So Yes,

3276
02:54:11,800 --> 02:54:13,560
Speaker 8: you can eat them. And I know she's not the

3277
02:54:13,680 --> 02:54:15,640
Speaker 8: only one who does that. I've known people who have

3278
02:54:15,760 --> 02:54:18,600
Speaker 8: eaten peanuts pop in their mouth and eat them.

3279
02:54:19,120 --> 02:54:19,920
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's great.

3280
02:54:20,000 --> 02:54:24,360
Speaker 8: I'm just surprised that I'm surprised she does that. I guess,

3281
02:54:25,879 --> 02:54:29,240
Speaker 8: so it's not like she's the only person on the planet. Uh,

3282
02:54:30,360 --> 02:54:32,160
Speaker 8: what do you mean you peel a whole bananta like

3283
02:54:32,200 --> 02:54:36,040
Speaker 8: you peel the whole thing. Yeah, I take off peel

3284
02:54:36,120 --> 02:54:38,160
Speaker 8: the banana and then I throw the peel.

3285
02:54:37,920 --> 02:54:41,360
Speaker 2: Away in half. What I like, snap it in half?

3286
02:54:42,520 --> 02:54:47,240
Speaker 2: Snap it in half? Yeah? The in the skin still? Yeah,

3287
02:54:47,320 --> 02:54:49,000
Speaker 2: well how does it snap? Doesn't it just mush?

3288
02:54:49,280 --> 02:54:49,320
Speaker 4: No?

3289
02:54:49,680 --> 02:54:53,760
Speaker 30: Sometimes if it's like you're getting green bananas, why you

3290
02:54:54,040 --> 02:54:54,600
Speaker 30: super brown?

3291
02:54:54,680 --> 02:54:57,800
Speaker 2: Then yeah, it's smushes, but you just snap it in half.

3292
02:54:58,320 --> 02:55:00,960
Speaker 8: Super brown will be a great mask for the football team.

3293
02:55:01,000 --> 02:55:04,480
Speaker 8: By the way, get rid of that goddamn elf exactly,

3294
02:55:04,520 --> 02:55:07,160
Speaker 8: striking fear in people's arts. Put the elf in a cape.

3295
02:55:07,160 --> 02:55:11,720
Speaker 8: You got super super brown brown? So you're snapping bananas

3296
02:55:11,760 --> 02:55:14,400
Speaker 8: in half? Hey, Steve, Oh, by the way, smart ass.

3297
02:55:14,440 --> 02:55:16,600
Speaker 8: I hope you're listening, because it sounds like Jess is

3298
02:55:16,680 --> 02:55:18,800
Speaker 8: pulling up hard and fast behind me for all the

3299
02:55:18,840 --> 02:55:19,720
Speaker 8: weird food crap.

3300
02:55:21,040 --> 02:55:23,960
Speaker 2: Snap a banana in half? Do you eat the middle

3301
02:55:24,000 --> 02:55:27,760
Speaker 2: of a mango? The middle of a mango? Isn't there

3302
02:55:27,879 --> 02:55:29,600
Speaker 2: isn't there a stone in the middle of a mango?

3303
02:55:29,959 --> 02:55:33,200
Speaker 2: What am I thinking you can't eat that?

3304
02:55:33,320 --> 02:55:37,720
Speaker 8: Can you again? You can't eat anything? But I thought

3305
02:55:37,760 --> 02:55:40,879
Speaker 8: that isn't isn't a mango? A stone fruit? I haven't

3306
02:55:40,920 --> 02:55:44,320
Speaker 8: had one in a minute. So there's a stone in

3307
02:55:44,360 --> 02:55:46,440
Speaker 8: the middle of it, like a like a peach. Kid, Yeah,

3308
02:55:46,640 --> 02:55:47,360
Speaker 8: you're not eating that?

3309
02:55:48,200 --> 02:55:48,800
Speaker 3: No? No?

3310
02:55:50,680 --> 02:55:51,320
Speaker 6: Is that what it is?

3311
02:55:51,440 --> 02:55:52,240
Speaker 2: A stone fruit?

3312
02:55:52,440 --> 02:55:56,880
Speaker 3: Yeside is like it's it's not as hard as like

3313
02:55:56,959 --> 02:55:58,720
Speaker 3: a peach, but it's you gotta cut around it.

3314
02:55:58,800 --> 02:56:01,560
Speaker 2: There's a stone in the middle. Yeah, I didn't know.

3315
02:56:01,720 --> 02:56:05,120
Speaker 2: I will swallow cherry pits. I'll eat cherries hole. No

3316
02:56:05,320 --> 02:56:05,880
Speaker 2: you don't, I do.

3317
02:56:06,320 --> 02:56:09,440
Speaker 8: Why because why am I gonna spit out these beabies

3318
02:56:09,480 --> 02:56:12,040
Speaker 8: into a separate bowl when I can just swallow it?

3319
02:56:12,160 --> 02:56:14,080
Speaker 2: That's not you know, it's just a little cherry pit.

3320
02:56:14,200 --> 02:56:15,520
Speaker 2: Do you eat the whole sunflower seed?

3321
02:56:17,440 --> 02:56:17,560
Speaker 14: Uh?

3322
02:56:17,800 --> 02:56:20,760
Speaker 2: No, No, he's in your teeth and it's not in

3323
02:56:20,879 --> 02:56:24,720
Speaker 2: the fiber. Again, you're never gonna take another dump ever,

3324
02:56:25,720 --> 02:56:28,680
Speaker 2: I'm very regular, thank you? Well, yeah, you're eating the

3325
02:56:28,760 --> 02:56:29,840
Speaker 2: whole peanuts.

3326
02:56:31,600 --> 02:56:36,039
Speaker 28: Not all the time, only if the opportunity presents itself.

3327
02:56:36,800 --> 02:56:38,840
Speaker 28: Someone handed me a peanut, just throw out in my mouth.

3328
02:56:39,040 --> 02:56:41,920
Speaker 8: She wants some speedy transit when it comes, she's got

3329
02:56:41,959 --> 02:56:44,320
Speaker 8: a life to lead. Rob like I go three times

3330
02:56:44,360 --> 02:56:47,400
Speaker 8: a day, I'm not somebody. Yeah, same with me. I'm

3331
02:56:47,400 --> 02:56:49,560
Speaker 8: not a guy sitting there for twenty minutes. I get up,

3332
02:56:49,600 --> 02:56:52,400
Speaker 8: I do my thing, and I'm gone. I got stuff

3333
02:56:52,440 --> 02:56:52,560
Speaker 8: to do.

3334
02:56:52,840 --> 02:56:56,040
Speaker 3: What three a day? Anything longer than five minutes, you're

3335
02:56:56,120 --> 02:57:01,040
Speaker 3: killing an hour? Yeah, I can't be scrolling on my

3336
02:57:01,160 --> 02:57:02,760
Speaker 3: phone thrice daily.

3337
02:57:03,160 --> 02:57:07,400
Speaker 2: No, he breaks it up into section. What about olives?

3338
02:57:07,440 --> 02:57:08,040
Speaker 2: You like olives?

3339
02:57:09,040 --> 02:57:09,320
Speaker 6: Who me?

3340
02:57:09,520 --> 02:57:09,560
Speaker 3: You?

3341
02:57:10,200 --> 02:57:10,400
Speaker 4: Yeah?

3342
02:57:10,920 --> 02:57:12,520
Speaker 2: So you do you eat the pits of the olives too,

3343
02:57:15,200 --> 02:57:17,000
Speaker 2: That's what it sounds like. Cherries.

3344
02:57:17,920 --> 02:57:19,960
Speaker 8: I do not eat the pits of the olives now,

3345
02:57:20,120 --> 02:57:22,080
Speaker 8: so for the same reason, what would But I would

3346
02:57:22,120 --> 02:57:24,280
Speaker 8: like an olive with like pimento in it. So you

3347
02:57:24,360 --> 02:57:27,360
Speaker 8: don't like seed, you know, like not olives. No, it's

3348
02:57:27,600 --> 02:57:30,200
Speaker 8: not so, but I that's fine. I will eat around them.

3349
02:57:30,240 --> 02:57:32,280
Speaker 8: If it's like on a charcuterie board or something like that,

3350
02:57:32,440 --> 02:57:35,240
Speaker 8: it's fine. But I know I'm not eating olive pits.

3351
02:57:36,240 --> 02:57:38,480
Speaker 8: But cherries. You pop it in your mouth, it's sweet.

3352
02:57:38,520 --> 02:57:41,920
Speaker 8: You're kind of you know, chewing around the and it's tiny,

3353
02:57:42,080 --> 02:57:44,279
Speaker 8: that tiny pits. What do you do with the seeded watermelon?

3354
02:57:46,600 --> 02:57:49,119
Speaker 8: You'll eat the seeds. Well, I grew up hating watermelon,

3355
02:57:49,200 --> 02:57:50,080
Speaker 8: But now is it grown up?

3356
02:57:50,120 --> 02:57:50,600
Speaker 2: For some reason?

3357
02:57:50,640 --> 02:57:51,080
Speaker 14: I like it?

3358
02:57:51,560 --> 02:57:54,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm not spinning out watermelon seeds anything seedless

3359
02:57:54,440 --> 02:57:56,800
Speaker 3: watermelon seeds, it's a lie. You get the watermelon, it's

3360
02:57:56,800 --> 02:57:58,440
Speaker 3: get the little white seeds in it. That's still seeds.

3361
02:57:58,480 --> 02:58:02,120
Speaker 8: I'm just saying that the the oral gymnastics you have

3362
02:58:02,200 --> 02:58:04,400
Speaker 8: to do to remove all these things, you just eat them.

3363
02:58:05,080 --> 02:58:05,440
Speaker 2: Eat them.

3364
02:58:05,640 --> 02:58:09,240
Speaker 3: Oh yes, so, especially watermelon seeds, and you grow a

3365
02:58:09,280 --> 02:58:10,680
Speaker 3: watermelon in your belly, you die.

3366
02:58:11,120 --> 02:58:12,920
Speaker 2: At least that's what my family told me growing up.

3367
02:58:12,920 --> 02:58:14,600
Speaker 8: I also that's why they told me not to swallow

3368
02:58:14,640 --> 02:58:16,600
Speaker 8: my gum. I'm a gum swallower, are you?

3369
02:58:16,840 --> 02:58:17,040
Speaker 10: Yeah?

3370
02:58:17,200 --> 02:58:19,000
Speaker 2: Seven years it stays in your seat, So I said,

3371
02:58:19,000 --> 02:58:21,240
Speaker 2: I'd six. Here I go. How is it going to get.

3372
02:58:21,160 --> 02:58:24,000
Speaker 3: Outside of my alimentary canal and onto my ribs?

3373
02:58:24,360 --> 02:58:25,880
Speaker 2: See, you were smart. I was stupid.

3374
02:58:25,920 --> 02:58:28,320
Speaker 3: I didn't swallow a piece of gum my entire life.

3375
02:58:29,200 --> 02:58:30,840
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, you can't do that. It stays

3376
02:58:30,840 --> 02:58:33,320
Speaker 3: in your system for seven years and then you fart bubbles.

3377
02:58:34,560 --> 02:58:36,920
Speaker 2: I believe it. You believed that.

3378
02:58:37,280 --> 02:58:39,400
Speaker 8: Now. I was a kid, for sure, how old were

3379
02:58:39,520 --> 02:58:41,760
Speaker 8: you when you divested yourself of that note?

3380
02:58:41,800 --> 02:58:44,560
Speaker 3: I mean old enough to start questioning those type of things, right,

3381
02:58:44,640 --> 02:58:46,440
Speaker 3: Like if I if I go swimming a half an

3382
02:58:46,440 --> 02:58:48,400
Speaker 3: hour after I eat them, I'm really gonna die. Like

3383
02:58:48,480 --> 02:58:50,960
Speaker 3: if I jump in the pool immediately after finishing my sandwich,

3384
02:58:51,000 --> 02:58:53,000
Speaker 3: will I die? You're in a cramp? And once you

3385
02:58:53,040 --> 02:58:55,480
Speaker 3: got older and started questioning those things. Sure, but for

3386
02:58:55,640 --> 02:58:59,640
Speaker 3: like I don't know, like religion seven ten somewhere in there,

3387
02:58:59,840 --> 02:59:02,360
Speaker 3: I believe it everything they told me. Yeah, kiss, swallow

3388
02:59:02,400 --> 02:59:05,040
Speaker 3: gum No, no, no, if you eat the watermelon, seeds

3389
02:59:05,080 --> 02:59:08,760
Speaker 3: just gonna grow in your belly. Okay, huh. If you

3390
02:59:08,840 --> 02:59:10,200
Speaker 3: turn the light on in the backseat of the car

3391
02:59:10,240 --> 02:59:11,920
Speaker 3: while Dad's driving, everyone will die.

3392
02:59:13,040 --> 02:59:14,320
Speaker 2: I will die.

3393
02:59:14,800 --> 02:59:15,039
Speaker 4: Yeah?

3394
02:59:17,120 --> 02:59:22,680
Speaker 8: All right, Well, how about so you were a grown

3395
02:59:22,800 --> 02:59:24,680
Speaker 8: ass person when you're like, I'm not, I don't need

3396
02:59:24,720 --> 02:59:25,560
Speaker 8: to do this anymore.

3397
02:59:25,959 --> 02:59:29,800
Speaker 3: No, I mean I was probably I would guess again,

3398
02:59:29,840 --> 02:59:31,320
Speaker 3: how old are you when you start questioning that kind

3399
02:59:31,360 --> 02:59:31,640
Speaker 3: of stuff?

3400
02:59:31,800 --> 02:59:33,440
Speaker 2: Eleven? Eleven, twelve something like that?

3401
02:59:33,560 --> 02:59:33,720
Speaker 28: You know?

3402
02:59:35,160 --> 02:59:38,360
Speaker 8: Yep, eleven is when I discovered masturbation, And say, when

3403
02:59:38,360 --> 02:59:40,959
Speaker 8: I started challenging everything, well.

3404
02:59:40,920 --> 02:59:44,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, everything, How could something be this fantastic and everything

3405
02:59:44,760 --> 02:59:45,640
Speaker 3: else still exist.

3406
02:59:46,879 --> 02:59:47,360
Speaker 10: What do you do?

3407
02:59:47,440 --> 02:59:47,880
Speaker 2: What are you doing?

3408
02:59:47,959 --> 02:59:48,119
Speaker 24: Rob?

3409
02:59:48,160 --> 02:59:49,360
Speaker 2: I'm going to take another shower.

3410
02:59:50,560 --> 02:59:54,080
Speaker 3: Rob is the cleanest kid I've ever met in my life.

3411
02:59:54,600 --> 02:59:57,680
Speaker 3: Forty five minute showers a day, Oh my goodness, and

3412
02:59:57,800 --> 03:00:03,440
Speaker 3: then the twenty minute poops on time. It's a whole thing. Yeah, Levin,

3413
03:00:03,480 --> 03:00:07,040
Speaker 3: I think sounds right. That's that's about I'm guessing that's right.

3414
03:00:07,080 --> 03:00:08,120
Speaker 3: We're right about where I was.

3415
03:00:11,959 --> 03:00:13,480
Speaker 2: Intense. Randy says, are you crazy?

3416
03:00:13,600 --> 03:00:17,120
Speaker 8: Rob? Don't you understand seedless? That means less seeds, not

3417
03:00:17,320 --> 03:00:21,400
Speaker 8: seed free. Oh, Randy, that's not what it means. Seedless

3418
03:00:21,640 --> 03:00:25,800
Speaker 8: means no seeds, seeds, not fewer seeds. You're transposing the

3419
03:00:25,879 --> 03:00:27,679
Speaker 8: two parts of that compound.

3420
03:00:27,280 --> 03:00:34,160
Speaker 2: Word seedless of sis SmartLess. Yes, that does sound like

3421
03:00:34,240 --> 03:00:36,360
Speaker 2: something you would say. Yes, that's very good that you

3422
03:00:38,800 --> 03:00:42,199
Speaker 2: no that seedless means no seeds, Thank you, Randy.

3423
03:00:43,400 --> 03:00:46,480
Speaker 8: H Some of the pits and seeds have arsenic in Yeah,

3424
03:00:46,520 --> 03:00:49,120
Speaker 8: people tell me this all the time. You would the

3425
03:00:49,280 --> 03:00:52,120
Speaker 8: amounts of that are so negligible you would have to

3426
03:00:52,200 --> 03:00:55,199
Speaker 8: eat a barrel of apple seeds, yes, to even become

3427
03:00:55,400 --> 03:00:58,920
Speaker 8: ill from the arsenic So yes, technically it is in there.

3428
03:00:59,040 --> 03:01:02,440
Speaker 8: But the raise trace amounts. I've been doing it my

3429
03:01:02,520 --> 03:01:05,080
Speaker 8: whole life. I've never had problem one. I'm not I'm

3430
03:01:05,120 --> 03:01:06,800
Speaker 8: not saying people should do it. I'm just saying, like,

3431
03:01:07,040 --> 03:01:09,040
Speaker 8: I've never had a problem with it. But I ain't

3432
03:01:09,080 --> 03:01:11,640
Speaker 8: eating peanuts whole and compared to you two, I always

3433
03:01:11,680 --> 03:01:13,480
Speaker 8: thought I was weird the way I ate a banana.

3434
03:01:14,240 --> 03:01:16,600
Speaker 8: Oh so from the bottom I pinched. You use it

3435
03:01:16,680 --> 03:01:18,320
Speaker 8: as the handle like a monkey.

3436
03:01:18,480 --> 03:01:20,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I pinch you pinched the bottom and then it

3437
03:01:20,840 --> 03:01:22,600
Speaker 3: just it pops right open. So you just peel it

3438
03:01:22,680 --> 03:01:24,880
Speaker 3: right down that way and then I throw everything away.

3439
03:01:25,240 --> 03:01:27,400
Speaker 2: I'm always told not to eat the ends, so you

3440
03:01:27,400 --> 03:01:31,200
Speaker 2: don't eat their eggs. No, there's that little snot thing

3441
03:01:31,240 --> 03:01:32,480
Speaker 2: in the bottom. You don't eat that either.

3442
03:01:32,600 --> 03:01:32,760
Speaker 19: Yeah.

3443
03:01:34,160 --> 03:01:35,760
Speaker 8: I mean I'll pinch a lot of things from the

3444
03:01:35,840 --> 03:01:39,240
Speaker 8: bottom round, but my bananas, I peel them.

3445
03:01:39,280 --> 03:01:40,480
Speaker 2: Just to get the thing out of the way.

3446
03:01:40,600 --> 03:01:42,600
Speaker 8: Why do I want to be walking around and then

3447
03:01:42,640 --> 03:01:44,920
Speaker 8: I'm done and I'm standing there holding a banana.

3448
03:01:45,360 --> 03:01:46,920
Speaker 2: Banana stuff all over your fingers.

3449
03:01:47,040 --> 03:01:50,600
Speaker 8: I don't care the I wash my hands multiple times

3450
03:01:50,640 --> 03:01:53,039
Speaker 8: a day anyway, so I'm gonna wash my hands.

3451
03:01:53,480 --> 03:01:55,280
Speaker 2: But you're walking around with a peel on. Do you

3452
03:01:55,360 --> 03:01:57,880
Speaker 2: have no access to a sink? The skin of the

3453
03:01:57,959 --> 03:02:03,680
Speaker 2: banana keeps the fingers clean. It's a very simple thing. Listen.

3454
03:02:03,720 --> 03:02:05,680
Speaker 8: I'm not saying it's wrong. I'm just saying this is

3455
03:02:05,720 --> 03:02:07,160
Speaker 8: how I do it. Why am I going to walk

3456
03:02:07,200 --> 03:02:08,760
Speaker 8: around and go? Well, now I have a peel, I

3457
03:02:08,800 --> 03:02:10,279
Speaker 8: gotta find a garbage can.

3458
03:02:10,520 --> 03:02:12,680
Speaker 3: Throw it in the same freaking garbage can you throw

3459
03:02:12,680 --> 03:02:14,039
Speaker 3: it in when you peeled it in the first place.

3460
03:02:14,120 --> 03:02:18,320
Speaker 2: I'm walking around, Ron, I'm doing things. I eat bananas

3461
03:02:18,360 --> 03:02:21,520
Speaker 2: on the go. Yes, my banana is a mobile snack.

3462
03:02:21,680 --> 03:02:23,600
Speaker 8: You're an on the go banana guys. Some people have

3463
03:02:23,720 --> 03:02:26,959
Speaker 8: walking tacos. I have walking nanners. And how long I'm

3464
03:02:27,000 --> 03:02:30,600
Speaker 8: making a banana last? Well, I first I deep throat it,

3465
03:02:30,680 --> 03:02:32,360
Speaker 8: just to make sure that it's you know, that's for

3466
03:02:32,480 --> 03:02:33,720
Speaker 8: the visual effect.

3467
03:02:33,800 --> 03:02:35,280
Speaker 2: Well, I'll just to make sure you can still do it.

3468
03:02:35,400 --> 03:02:40,240
Speaker 2: That's right, Yeah, still do it. That's a nice dig.

3469
03:02:40,800 --> 03:02:42,720
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, kids, still got it.

3470
03:02:50,160 --> 03:03:01,560
Speaker 8: It's like freshman, still got it. No, come on, I'm

3471
03:03:01,720 --> 03:03:08,480
Speaker 8: walking around. I'm walking around with my banana or an

3472
03:03:08,560 --> 03:03:10,039
Speaker 8: apple or something else.

3473
03:03:12,560 --> 03:03:14,360
Speaker 1: And now I must leave you as the Brady bunch

3474
03:03:14,440 --> 03:03:17,320
Speaker 1: is on, and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

3475
03:03:19,480 --> 03:03:20,000
Speaker 9: Get at it.

3476
03:03:21,120 --> 03:03:26,720
Speaker 7: Be careful of what you say. Be careful in every way,

3477
03:03:27,959 --> 03:03:33,520
Speaker 7: Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.

3478
03:03:34,920 --> 03:03:40,640
Speaker 7: Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

3479
03:03:41,840 --> 03:03:46,119
Speaker 7: One slip and you know who you're through. Big Brother

3480
03:03:46,440 --> 03:03:47,480
Speaker 7: is watching you.

3481
03:03:48,280 --> 03:03:55,640
Speaker 16: And with all narratives, remember Obedience page. And when you

3482
03:03:56,080 --> 03:04:02,600
Speaker 16: watch that TV screens, remember it works both ways. You

3483
03:04:03,040 --> 03:04:09,680
Speaker 16: disappear in a wink unless you can double think, you'll

3484
03:04:09,959 --> 03:04:11,840
Speaker 16: vanish into the blue.

3485
03:04:12,959 --> 03:04:15,120
Speaker 7: Big Brother is watching you.