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Speaker 1: Good morning, Doom and Gloom. I'm really glad to hear

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Speaker 1: that you had such a great trick with your granddaughter.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be memories forever. I listened to your

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Speaker 1: podcast from yesterday, and uh, I just want to say,

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Speaker 1: why do you got to pour cold water on things

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Speaker 1: that happened good? Right off? Can't we have a little

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Speaker 1: bit of cheerleading on our side for at least a

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Speaker 1: little while, You know what, I love you guys.

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Speaker 2: Mean it.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I heart I know that you probably don't care

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Speaker 3: of us. There was nothing ever been listening to a

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Speaker 3: the most biased decent gong left left, left, left left,

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Speaker 3: and yet you promote you are a conservative. Day distribution was.

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Speaker 4: Yesterday with the sixteenth anniversary of the balloon Boy hoaxed

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Speaker 4: by the Hainey family. Even though they moved out of Colorado,

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Speaker 4: I didn't realize Governor Poulos pardoned them in twenty twenty.

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Speaker 4: Interesting yesterday, Alec Baldwin was in a car accident. Alc

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Speaker 4: claims that a large garbage truck the size of a

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Speaker 4: whale had cut him off and he was driving his

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Speaker 4: wife's SUV and hit a tree. According to the dash

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Speaker 4: cam on the truck, Baldwin was legally trying to pass,

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Speaker 4: and he ended up losing control and swerved into a tree,

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Speaker 4: which version's right. Four years later, Nancy Pelosi's still lying

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Speaker 4: about January sixth. A reporter asked her why she refused

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Speaker 4: the request for the National Guard on January sixth, Nancy

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Speaker 4: Pelosi's screws at the reporters shut up. I did not

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Speaker 4: refuse the National Guard requests, even though there's ample evidence

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Speaker 4: that she did, including statements from the chief of the

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Speaker 4: US Capitol Police.

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Speaker 1: I thought that was what you called an earworms.

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Speaker 5: Are you complaining about Scrawnie Donnie again? They get what

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Speaker 5: they vote for.

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Speaker 3: We'll see.

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Speaker 1: Wait till you get your granddaughter's mini bar bill after

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Speaker 1: she crushed it surf and Instagram while you laid there snoring.

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Speaker 1: Oh what a miserable trip.

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Speaker 6: Good morning, Michael and Dragon. And if Michael really this

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Speaker 6: is your album, Sorry, this is your favorite Jew guber

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Speaker 6: and I really really want to thank you for the

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Speaker 6: bottom of my heart for your support forra Israel. Thank

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Speaker 6: you so much. That means a lot to me. And

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Speaker 6: sure all your.

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Speaker 7: Other jewsh Our listeners.

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Speaker 8: Thank you. Thank you.

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Speaker 6: Michael Israel High.

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Speaker 9: Hey Michael, if it helps out. You get that map,

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Speaker 9: and I'll be glad to donate, you know, a dozen

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Speaker 9: push pins to represent your listeners.

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Speaker 2: Michael, Mom, Donny's going to improve the quality of life

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Speaker 2: for those super wealthy New Yorkers, whether they like it

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Speaker 2: or not.

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Speaker 10: Hey, Michael, I think it was Milton Friedman who came

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Speaker 10: up with the idea that if you spend your money

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Speaker 10: on you, it's the best, but if someone spends your

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Speaker 10: money on other things, that's the worst. And I believe

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Speaker 10: that's what's happening here. I don't know how he knows

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Speaker 10: what I want. He doesn't even know my name, much

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Speaker 10: less many of the people in his district, So how

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Speaker 10: can he spend your money on you?

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Speaker 1: Thanks, I got it.

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Speaker 6: I tell you, Dragon, that was pretty funny, And it

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Speaker 6: was funny because it was true.

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Speaker 8: She's a woman and she doesn't even.

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Speaker 6: Know what she wants.

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Speaker 10: Gold, Dragon, Gold.

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Speaker 5: Marni, Michael, and Dragon. I hope you're both doing well today,

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Speaker 5: Hey Dragon, For our favorite jew Goober, you always play well,

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Speaker 5: almost always play Hava Nagila about some good Jewish rock music,

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Speaker 5: like anything from Kiss about Detroit Rock City. When you're

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Speaker 5: gonna play something from the jew Goober what's a thought.

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Speaker 5: I'm great to guests.

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Speaker 4: If you or your spouse have difficulty choosing what type

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Speaker 4: of food you want to go out to eat, go

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Speaker 4: on Amazon dot com now and search for dice for

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Speaker 4: type of food. It'll come up with various options from wood,

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Speaker 4: ones to steal, etc. And today some of them are

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Speaker 4: as low as just four dollars. Great way to ease attention.

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Speaker 10: Hey, Michael, I know how to fix this entire problem.

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Speaker 11: Do what I do. Cook.

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Speaker 10: All women should know how to cook, because then they

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Speaker 10: don't ever have to ask us for dinner. They can

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Speaker 10: make it.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 10: I know that's stereotypical, but you know I don't mind,

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Speaker 10: because then I'm in complete control and you get to

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Speaker 10: eat what I want to eat.

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Speaker 5: Just say, guess where we're going to dinner, And the

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Speaker 5: first guest she takes is where you go.

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Speaker 8: Yes, when I don't feel like going to the circus,

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Speaker 8: I'll just drive. Won't say a word to her and

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Speaker 8: where I want to go, And if she complains, then

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Speaker 8: she's got one chance at telling me one place. But

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Speaker 8: other than that, I don't feel like playing the circus game.

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Speaker 8: Lions and tigers and snakes.

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Speaker 12: Good morning again, you favored you here, Dragon, You're damn it.

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Speaker 6: I thought it was only me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, their fries suck.

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Speaker 6: Now I ask them for it, like make them at

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Speaker 6: for crispy.

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Speaker 2: Oh, we don't do that.

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Speaker 8: Well, so I don't go there no more.

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Speaker 4: Oh well, hey, have a.

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Speaker 2: Good day, Michael. Folks the music and a nice founding

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Speaker 2: lady from I don't know Australia giving us the you

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Speaker 2: in Digital ID. No, they didn't sell me.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Mike and Dragon.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll give all my personal information over to the

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Speaker 5: un just right around the time that I moved to Haiti.

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Speaker 12: Mike, you're really pushing my buttons with this restaurant thing.

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Speaker 12: You know, the games you guys play. She's gonna suggest

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Speaker 12: eventually to go to restaurant A, and you're gonna say, oh,

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Speaker 12: that sounds great, let's go there. It's right next to

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Speaker 12: restaurant B. They're really good too, And she'll say, oh, okay,

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Speaker 12: let's go restaurant BE. That sounds great, and hence you

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Speaker 12: in the game, Michael.

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Speaker 2: First, we have the U and Digital ID. Next up

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Speaker 2: the Market of the East. Michael, there isn't a problem with

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Speaker 2: cooking too much. How much you ever heard of leftovers?

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Speaker 1: How about that leftover fish yum.

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Speaker 10: Haven't you heard this story about the man who was

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Speaker 10: so excited because his wife kept bringing in burnt offerings

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Speaker 10: for dinner every night she was worshiping him.

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Speaker 11: Mike. Sometimes it's hard to pick what you want for dinner,

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Speaker 11: especially when you want, let's say, mac and cheese from

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Speaker 11: one restaurant, and a steak from over here, and a

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Speaker 11: salad from that one restaurant, and then dessert from your

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Speaker 11: favorite dessert place. You don't want to have to drive

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Speaker 11: the bazilion places.

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Speaker 7: Michael. Back in the twelve hundreds thirteen hundreds, the ice

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Speaker 7: started to melt in the Fiords, and my ancestors went

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Speaker 7: and migrated to England, then went to visit Paris, and

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Speaker 7: they were all treated horribly. So I don't understand why

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Speaker 7: we should give anybody any special treatment.

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Speaker 11: Mike, as a former Nebraskan that now lives in Colorado,

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Speaker 11: that guy's right. All you need for steak is just

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Speaker 11: some good seasoning and cooked to perfection.

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Speaker 1: It's about fifteen years ago when Good Times got rid

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Speaker 1: of their wild fries, and that only lasted maybe three

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Speaker 1: months before they brought it back.

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Speaker 8: Hello again, that's your Jewish, your favorite Jewish, Cooper and

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Speaker 8: you know, I love kiss. I do love kiss, but

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Speaker 8: you know, like comin Aguila is, like you know, makes

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Speaker 8: it obvious it's Jews, but not everybody knows things.

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Speaker 7: About that kiss our Jews.

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Speaker 8: So yeah, thank you though,