WEBVTT - EITM: If You Fly With The Crows 8/5/26

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<v Speaker 1>You know in the past we've talked about or I

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<v Speaker 1>guess maybe it's well known that crows tend to be

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<v Speaker 1>very smart birds.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we've heard that, and that almost to.

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<v Speaker 1>The point where they can recognize individual people and remember that.

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<v Speaker 3>Are they big on revenge?

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<v Speaker 2>I think we learned that also. That sounds right. Remember

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<v Speaker 2>one cornered me in the garage one time? Be okay, truth?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>No, say it true story?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait? Cornered you in the garage?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because it remembered you, like, oh, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe it was mad at me about something. Maybe I

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<v Speaker 4>got too close to a ness or I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>what it was, but I maybe.

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<v Speaker 1>It was in a parking garage and was like, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>this is garage at our house.

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<v Speaker 4>And it was on the outside, sitting menacingly on a

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<v Speaker 4>trash can, just looking at me, and it was like

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<v Speaker 4>two feet away from me. And I stood in the

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<v Speaker 4>garage for like a half an hour till away.

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<v Speaker 3>So is it less revenge and more like they hold grudges?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that could be.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's what we have been told.

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<v Speaker 2>That could be.

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<v Speaker 1>But did you know there's a whole community of people

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<v Speaker 1>that what's the I don't I know the term that

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<v Speaker 1>they use, but I don't know what what like the real.

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<v Speaker 2>Term is.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, but people, but they they say, one of them,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a crowbro?

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<v Speaker 2>What a crowbro?

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<v Speaker 3>What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Like they almost train them to be like they're pet yes.

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<v Speaker 3>To what extent?

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<v Speaker 1>To the extent where So I was reading I was

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<v Speaker 1>reading this story about this woman right, and she was

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<v Speaker 1>talking about how in the summer of twenty twenty four,

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<v Speaker 1>I noticed a crow who seemed to be around when

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<v Speaker 1>I was outside, Like they'd be outside, like just whether

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<v Speaker 1>they're working in the yard or whatever it is that

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<v Speaker 1>they're doing. And she was like, listen, the family has

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<v Speaker 1>bird feeders, so i'd be out there filling those up,

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<v Speaker 1>or you know, I'd be like working in the yard,

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<v Speaker 1>or we'd just be outside, and I noticed that there

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<v Speaker 1>was this crow that was hanging around. So one time

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<v Speaker 1>I tossed a few little bits of apple toward the

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<v Speaker 1>ground below where.

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<v Speaker 2>The crow was perched.

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<v Speaker 1>He fluttered down to investigate, and then like sometimes there

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<v Speaker 1>would be two crows, and sometimes the second crow would

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<v Speaker 1>go with the first crow.

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<v Speaker 2>To go down there. And so this would go on

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<v Speaker 2>somewhat regularly.

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<v Speaker 1>So this woman or would see this crow out in

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<v Speaker 1>the like perch stuff somewhere, so she would throw, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like some apples over there's like some peanuts or I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what the hell you feed a crow. But like,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, it's no different than Diane feeding the

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<v Speaker 1>stupid bunnies in her backyard.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean crowsily garbage.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, so, but she was throwing like food down by

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<v Speaker 1>where the like the crow would perch. And again they said,

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<v Speaker 1>every so often there'd be like a second crow or

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<v Speaker 1>something that would also go check it out. This went

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<v Speaker 1>on for months, not like it was a problem, but

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<v Speaker 1>it would be like, oh, I see the crow. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if you know it's the same crow. I

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<v Speaker 1>would not know it's the same crow. You would just

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<v Speaker 1>think it's another bird. So anyway, for months she's like

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<v Speaker 1>throwing a peanut or whatever it is. Months passed, and

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<v Speaker 1>then one morning I heard an odd clattering at the

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<v Speaker 1>mailbox that's a fix to the front door of our house,

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<v Speaker 1>and I peeked outside.

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<v Speaker 2>The crow was.

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<v Speaker 1>Sitting on our porch, railing with an envelope that he

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<v Speaker 1>had plucked from the open mailbox.

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<v Speaker 2>The crow was still.

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<v Speaker 1>There when I reappeared on the porch a couple moments

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<v Speaker 1>later with some raw cashews, which he immediately hopped forward

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<v Speaker 1>to eat from the stone steps.

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<v Speaker 2>And that began our relationship in earnest.

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<v Speaker 3>Who is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Say again?

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<v Speaker 3>Who is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Who is this?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? I was talking about the relationship with a crow

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<v Speaker 3>Caitlyn Gibson, and it's a she's a writer for what.

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<v Speaker 2>The Washington Post? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she writes for the Washington Post. Caitlyn Gibson is

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<v Speaker 1>her name. I don't know anything about her, but this

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<v Speaker 1>is the start of her relationship with the crow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, she's got a crow, bro. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And he was holding the envelope, right, I think.

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<v Speaker 2>The envelope was just happenstance. I don't think. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think the crow was like, well, there's mail in the mailbox,

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<v Speaker 2>let me give it to Caitlin.

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<v Speaker 1>I just think it was like he was getting at

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<v Speaker 1>the mailbox and then she came out and threw down

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<v Speaker 1>some cashews.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I see her or piece now. And you skipped

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<v Speaker 3>the part where she asked the crow, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Well that is he was jealous. The crow didn't

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<v Speaker 2>answer her.

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<v Speaker 3>He was jealously ripping it apart, and he didn't fly

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<v Speaker 3>away when I asked, what are you doing in a

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<v Speaker 3>tone that was equally astonished and delighted, Let me get

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<v Speaker 3>my sound effect ready.

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<v Speaker 2>In the weeks that followed, the crow quickly.

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<v Speaker 1>Learned to perch outside our dining room window and look

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<v Speaker 1>in whenever he wanted a snack.

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<v Speaker 2>She named the crow Kormac. I don't know what that means.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know there's a name.

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<v Speaker 1>I am not alone. Many have sought this same connection

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<v Speaker 1>within the growing world of bird enthusiasts fans of corvids,

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<v Speaker 1>which are crows, ravens, and jays. There are their own

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<v Speaker 1>passionate and growing group of people.

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<v Speaker 2>They want a crow. Why are you skipping the best parts? Why?

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<v Speaker 3>After she said? In the weeks that followed, the crow

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<v Speaker 3>quickly learned to perch outside. She writes, I was to

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<v Speaker 3>put it mildly thrilled.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, if you want to be if you.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want a crow, bro and it's hanging out,

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<v Speaker 1>of course you're happy.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like your computer didn't populate the sentences that had italics.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing? I don't think she's crazy. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>she's a burder.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh why do you want her to be? Our next?

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<v Speaker 1>Dan?

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<v Speaker 3>Morse, you want to track her down. She's more than

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<v Speaker 3>a burder.

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<v Speaker 2>The no, not at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, but there's a whole group of people that have

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<v Speaker 1>have pet crows that aren't really their.

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<v Speaker 3>Pets, and they are, to put it mildly crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Drilled crows and ravens frequently lurk near humans, recognizing them

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<v Speaker 1>as a husefule, a useful source of food to scavenge.

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<v Speaker 1>These birds have coevolved with us for a couple million years.

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<v Speaker 2>Others approached the birds differently.

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<v Speaker 1>In the early nineteen hundreds, it was common for people

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<v Speaker 1>who lived in proximity of clothes to take nestling birds

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<v Speaker 1>and raise them as.

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<v Speaker 3>Pets that I don't recommend, but not just the pet

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<v Speaker 3>on the perch outside the window, like an actual domesticated troll.

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<v Speaker 2>She talks about what is the lady's name, Caitlin.

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<v Speaker 1>Caitlin talks about there was a guy who used to

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<v Speaker 1>like when he would go out in the morning, he

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<v Speaker 1>would start his car and drive off, and as he

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<v Speaker 1>would drive off, he would throw peanuts out the window

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<v Speaker 1>for the crows. It got to the point where he

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<v Speaker 1>would go outside and start the car. They said for

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<v Speaker 1>crow it was like the ice cream truck coming down

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<v Speaker 1>the street like they knew every day. Now, Caitlin, or

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<v Speaker 1>as Tyler would like me to call her, crazy Caitlin,

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<v Speaker 1>she is. She doesn't know how old the crow is,

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<v Speaker 1>so she doesn't know how much longer she has with it.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you read about her conversation with Kevin McGowan, Who's.

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<v Speaker 1>That another crowbro and ace?

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<v Speaker 3>Or to see a guy who studies Yes, a scientist

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<v Speaker 3>at the Cornell Lab of Forornithology, go ahead, who has

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<v Speaker 3>spent over thirty five years studying crows. I explained the

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<v Speaker 3>evolution of my routine. I admitted that I was often

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<v Speaker 3>so elated to see the bird appear in the window

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<v Speaker 3>that I would rush to meet him in the backyard

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<v Speaker 3>right away. Kevin chuckled, he has you well trained, and

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<v Speaker 3>the you is italicized. It's weird, you don't have any

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<v Speaker 3>of the best parts.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because he's a woman who is trying to befriend

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<v Speaker 1>the crow.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we actually should. Because she's a colleague of Dan's.

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<v Speaker 3>Get Dan on the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>The girl crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>I know what they talk about at lunch.

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<v Speaker 2>No, here you go, who fed you say again? Of

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<v Speaker 2>the crow? They got me trained? Hi Ellie in the morning, yeah, Hi,

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<v Speaker 2>who's this.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi?

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<v Speaker 5>This is Aaron.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, the headline of Caitlin Crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Caitlyn's Thing is I befriended my neighborhood crow.

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<v Speaker 2>You can too, So it's all about how you can

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<v Speaker 2>do this, and he and she loves it. She thinks

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<v Speaker 2>it's great.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I can do this.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I was prohibited.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 6>Sorry, I lost you for a second on Randolph Road.

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<v Speaker 6>So my cousin is exactly this way. She lived in

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<v Speaker 6>North Bethesda in like those high rise apartments, and she

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<v Speaker 6>has crows. She had crows that would come to her

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<v Speaker 6>and give her pebbles and give her like trinkets back.

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<v Speaker 6>So not if only would she like give them peanuts

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<v Speaker 6>or something and just kind of hang out with them,

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<v Speaker 6>but they would bring back things for her like that.

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<v Speaker 6>So that is like definitely a thing. She has since

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<v Speaker 6>moved to fairbax in a different apartment and has brand

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<v Speaker 6>new crows that she developed this relationship with like that,

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<v Speaker 6>like they know when she comes home and they bring

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<v Speaker 6>her things and then she gives them a peanut. By

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<v Speaker 6>the way, it's definitely a thing, it.

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<v Speaker 1>Says Tyler will find it because it's probably italicized. But

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<v Speaker 1>there's somewhere in the article where where crazy Caitlin says

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<v Speaker 1>that the oh maybe it was somebody who was telling

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<v Speaker 1>her that, like the envelope, it wasn't like getting the mail,

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<v Speaker 1>but was very similar where it's a barter system where

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<v Speaker 1>it's like I bring you something, you bring me something,

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<v Speaker 1>and they just go on to talk about how smart

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<v Speaker 1>the crows are, and so they're bringing Caitlin something and

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<v Speaker 1>she's giving them something in return.

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<v Speaker 7>I believe they see.

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<v Speaker 6>It as they that's that's how smart they are, Like

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<v Speaker 6>genuinely like those those crazy birds from really smart because

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<v Speaker 6>they know where they're getting their food from and they

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<v Speaker 6>know it's a steady source of food, so they will

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<v Speaker 6>barter rather than just scavenging and being crazy and running around.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, No, crazy Caitlin's crazy. The no, No, it's the

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<v Speaker 1>old eye. Scratch your back, you scratch minds.

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<v Speaker 4>They essentially possess the intelligence of a seven year old.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's smarter. Yeah, but like we look at a

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<v Speaker 2>sep like, I know, I'm a thousand times smarter than

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<v Speaker 2>a seven.

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<v Speaker 4>Years but they highlight they like they it's almost like

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<v Speaker 4>they make tools. They can bend twigs to pull food

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<v Speaker 4>out if they can't get to it with their their beak.

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<v Speaker 4>They they understand water displacement.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all of that is fine and dandy. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm focusing more on Caitlin's relationship with Cormac. And by

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<v Speaker 3>the way, in the part of the article oh where

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<v Speaker 3>this barter or trading is discussed, there is an emphasis

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<v Speaker 3>placed on a word and it's hers, not mine. Not

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<v Speaker 3>everyone is dazzled by these creative and charismatic birds. After

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<v Speaker 3>a Seattle eight year old went viral for her vast

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<v Speaker 3>collection of trinkets and offerings left by crows who visited

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<v Speaker 3>her yard, her family had to settle out of court

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<v Speaker 3>after being sued by the neighbors for damage caused by

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<v Speaker 3>the birds. I'd be so pissed at my kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Line five. Hi Elliet in the morning. Hi the same, Yeah, Hi,

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<v Speaker 2>who's this?

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<v Speaker 5>Hi.

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<v Speaker 8>My name is Cindy and I live in Crosston and

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<v Speaker 8>I have about a twelve burder approach. There's like twelve

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<v Speaker 8>and one murder that come to my patio and I

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<v Speaker 8>feed them and they're wonderful.

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<v Speaker 2>And we think Caitlin's crazy. This is crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Cindy of crafted Wait, so you feed twelve crows, and

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<v Speaker 1>do they come every day and like hang out and

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<v Speaker 1>watch you?

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<v Speaker 8>They will if I feed them every day, But you

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<v Speaker 8>don't want to do that because you don't want them

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<v Speaker 8>getting in the habit of not hunting and gathering for themselves.

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<v Speaker 8>But I do switch out their food, and some days

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<v Speaker 8>I get sticks and twigs, other days, most days I

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<v Speaker 8>get bones. They give me old chicken bones to say

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<v Speaker 8>thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's mentioned Caitlin who says, wait, hold on, go ahead,

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<v Speaker 3>that you have to wait, hold on, ma'am, hold on, ma'am,

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<v Speaker 3>hold on, you have to and that got you loves

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<v Speaker 3>a slanted word. You have to accept them on their terms.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes their gifts might be squirrel bones.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm sorry, Diane, there's seven. It's not like they

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<v Speaker 1>went shopping. Thanks crow anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>So Cindy, you how long have you been doing this?

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<v Speaker 8>Six years when I moved into my new house six years. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 8>And so I switch out their food. They don't like

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<v Speaker 8>so micros don't like blueberries. They would throw them out

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<v Speaker 8>and let the squirrels have them. But they like nut

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<v Speaker 8>and they like chicken hearts.

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<v Speaker 1>And wait a minute, so you're not just giving them

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<v Speaker 1>stuff you're shopping for them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, play that cuckoo thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Chicken hearts the Yeah, you can get chicken hearts of course.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>They're dog trees. They're freeze dried, and they just dip

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<v Speaker 8>them in.

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<v Speaker 5>Water and eat them.

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<v Speaker 2>They dip them in water. You're not doing that. That's

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<v Speaker 2>like chewing their food and giving it to you. Guys,

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<v Speaker 2>do some goddamn work. You're bringing me a squirrel bone. Thanks, No,

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<v Speaker 2>I get it, I get it all right, very good,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you. She's got a murder of twelve.

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<v Speaker 3>We tend to focus on their traits we find appealing,

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<v Speaker 3>like how they bring you gift, and ignore the ones

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<v Speaker 3>we don't find some appealing, like how they sometimes mate

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<v Speaker 3>with the dead. I know we knew about their grudge

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<v Speaker 3>holding and their recognition of faces. Have we ever had

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<v Speaker 3>anyone tell us that they will hump a corpse?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait? Can I can ask a question like a like

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<v Speaker 1>a fellow crow corpse?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Aren't they? Aren't? They very monogamous crows?

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<v Speaker 1>Very monogamousship No no, no, no, like like they pair like

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<v Speaker 1>like like eagles, but they pair together.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know the answers to that, but I do

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<v Speaker 3>know now.

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<v Speaker 1>So if they seem like a dead squirrel on the ground,

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<v Speaker 1>like it's another dead crow.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh maybe they just think she's sleeping. Hey, that one's funny.

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<v Speaker 3>This from corvid Research dot blog. They put they put

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<v Speaker 3>the crow in necro feel.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's a good sticker.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a Hey, remind me when we run out of

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<v Speaker 1>Elliott the Morning stickers.

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<v Speaker 2>That's next. Oh wait link two. Hi Elliott the Morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Hi, who's this?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Hi, I'd rather not use my name if that's okay.

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<v Speaker 5>But I hate to work with Caitlyn.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey is she crazy?

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<v Speaker 5>She's actually not crazy. She's really lovely.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey where did you did you? Did you work at

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<v Speaker 1>the Washington Post?

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<v Speaker 5>Good?

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<v Speaker 2>Were you one of the were you one of the

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<v Speaker 2>ones that got let go?

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<v Speaker 7>Sure?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry about that. Yeah that sucks. It's like, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you're doing better. You're doing better. It's like working at iHeart.

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<v Speaker 1>The But you knew, you knew Caitlin. But Caitlin's not

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<v Speaker 1>like the crazy bird lady.

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<v Speaker 3>No her.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I think, like a lot of us during COVID,

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<v Speaker 5>we've developed some sort of like bird interest.

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<v Speaker 1>And okay, you know she's doing this, she's doing this now,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're out of COVID.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, yeah, I think it started like the interest in

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<v Speaker 5>general around like you know, coming back to the office

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<v Speaker 5>and talking about water cooler. There's a lot of people

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<v Speaker 5>that were talking about birds and the birds they saw

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<v Speaker 5>and were the sea birds, and photographers were trying to,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, get more bird pictures.

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<v Speaker 2>Now they do.

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<v Speaker 1>Caitlin points it out in her story, but of course

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<v Speaker 1>she's going to that the bird enthusiast population has grown

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<v Speaker 1>tremendously and she's not wrong. Like we hear those stories

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<v Speaker 1>about a bird of sap and everybody drive, well, remember

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<v Speaker 1>there was that kid who saw the bird in somewhere

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<v Speaker 1>around here, like some gray something or other, and people started,

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<v Speaker 1>no put intended, flocking by his neighborhood to go see it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, I mean I think we also have bald

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<v Speaker 5>eagles here, and you know, there was a lot of

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<v Speaker 5>chatter not only with the eagle cams, the men. Every

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<v Speaker 5>time sure like a reporter would see the bald eagles

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<v Speaker 5>in like the morning meeting, was like, hey, did you

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<v Speaker 5>see the bald eagles are back end? Where are they?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry that was in the morning meeting. When that

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<v Speaker 2>would happen, would Caitlin just kind of go.

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<v Speaker 5>Just like you know, there's totter before like the newest

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<v Speaker 5>meeting and you know, talking about the fun things that

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<v Speaker 5>exist while your colleague good.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad that she's not full crazy.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I think we're all a little crazy, right am,

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<v Speaker 5>All right, very.

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<v Speaker 2>Good, very good, Thank you, ma'am. Thank you. I'm glad

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<v Speaker 2>you're doing better.

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<v Speaker 3>The oldest known fish crow or is that what Cormack is?

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<v Speaker 3>A fish crow?

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<v Speaker 2>Fish crow? It's a type of crow.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know all the different types of crows, black crows,

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<v Speaker 1>fish crows.

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<v Speaker 3>It says, row crow. His nasal staccato vocalization set him

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<v Speaker 3>apart from his American comrades. Anyway, That's not the point

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<v Speaker 3>that I was going to make. I just I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>know what a fish crow was. No, but it's there's

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<v Speaker 3>different kinds of trout. But she says, thank you all,

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<v Speaker 3>thank goodness that collar hung up. Treat it like a

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<v Speaker 3>news rem meeting. The oldest known fish crow was fourteen

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<v Speaker 3>years old, but the average lifespan is closer to seven years.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's what I'm saying. Caitlin doesn't know how long

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<v Speaker 2>she's going to have Cormac.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what it means to him when we

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<v Speaker 3>are together in the backyard under the mulberry tree, as

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<v Speaker 3>he hops and squawks and catches the cashews I toss him.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, I know washing to Post lady back, Caitlyn's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I know what it means to me, though, Oh poor Caitlyn.

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<v Speaker 3>It is rare to feel so anchored in the present

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<v Speaker 3>moment and within the arc of an entwined evolutionary history.

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<v Speaker 3>Our modern lives, often obscure, are enduring, tether to the

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<v Speaker 3>natural world.

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<v Speaker 1>She's well written, but more than that, well Hurst whatever, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I write like the last Washington Post employee.

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<v Speaker 3>But more than two million years later, crows are still here,

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<v Speaker 3>watching us and reminding us. Perhaps that even more than

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<v Speaker 3>the tattered piece of cardboard that my daughter mildly tucked

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<v Speaker 3>in or keepsake box just hit the cuckoo. Sounds a

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<v Speaker 3>true gift.

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<v Speaker 2>Where am I going? Kristen Line four? Hi Ellie at

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<v Speaker 2>the morning? Hey, good morning, Yes sir, what can I

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<v Speaker 2>do for you?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey?

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<v Speaker 7>I just thought I would mention Jake from the Shawshank Redemption.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, stand pet crow?

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<v Speaker 5>Remember so?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, that was the pet crow raised by.

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<v Speaker 2>Broke right now, who's crazy? Exactly? Thank you, sir. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>So you had asked us to reach out to Dan

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<v Speaker 3>Morris a week or so ago. Do you want to

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<v Speaker 3>talk to Caitlin?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably not.

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<v Speaker 1>More importantly, I don't know if Caitlin wants to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to us. Hi, Elliot in the morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi, this is me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Hi, what can I do for you?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey?

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<v Speaker 7>What's up?

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<v Speaker 3>Buddy? Hey?

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<v Speaker 7>So I just figured i'd call in. I got a

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<v Speaker 7>crow story for you. I hired crows as bodyguard for

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<v Speaker 7>my chickens.

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<v Speaker 2>Essentially, I'm sorry you hired that.

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<v Speaker 7>You're I'm well, well, my wife is. I'm just in

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<v Speaker 7>charge of placing the trinkets out there for them. They

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<v Speaker 7>do like barter systems, so you place like they like

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<v Speaker 7>shiny objects, right, And we had a hawk problem. They

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<v Speaker 7>kept killing our chickens. So we essentially got them to

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<v Speaker 7>the point where they just hang around and they attacked

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<v Speaker 7>the hawks.

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<v Speaker 1>So by placing the stuff, the shiny stuff, the crows

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<v Speaker 1>hang out, and then the crows they'll bring.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, they bring us other shiny stuff back. And like

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<v Speaker 7>I just I built like a little platform next to

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<v Speaker 7>my fence and just put a bunch of like washers

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<v Speaker 7>and nuts and bolts and stuff on it. They take

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<v Speaker 7>them and then they bring other random stuff back. But

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<v Speaker 7>it keeps them around long enough where they attack the

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<v Speaker 7>hawks now, so I don't have a hawk problem anywhore.

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<v Speaker 2>Very smart?

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<v Speaker 1>You think they're so smart? I have an idea, why

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<v Speaker 1>don't you have sex with something? Why that they get?

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<v Speaker 1>That's where they're dumb. They don't know it's a corpse.

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<v Speaker 1>But other than that, they're very smart, Thank you, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>So how long you said months for Caitlin? How long

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<v Speaker 3>did he say the caller that it took.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, he didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>He just said that they were putting them out there.

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<v Speaker 1>But that seemed pretty quick to Well, maybe Caitlin was

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<v Speaker 1>playing a little hard to.

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<v Speaker 3>Get because this dem reads I feed my crows every day.

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<v Speaker 3>I wake up and make eggs. What or they get

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<v Speaker 3>rotisserie chicken? They do love walnuts, but my crows are

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<v Speaker 3>big babies and still scared. I've been doing this for

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<v Speaker 3>over a year. I can't wait for the day that

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<v Speaker 3>we actually become friends.

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<v Speaker 4>Sound a little needy.

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<v Speaker 1>Hashtag forever alone now.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, she writes hashtag breakfast bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>So wait for a year.

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<v Speaker 1>Over over a years, she's been making crows eggs for

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<v Speaker 1>breakfast and rotisserie chicken, and she can't.

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<v Speaker 3>She can't strike up that relationship. She thinks that it's

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<v Speaker 3>because sometimes try different food. Sometimes she'll put out something

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<v Speaker 3>new and they're scared of it, which takes them a

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<v Speaker 3>few days to come back to check out the right.

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<v Speaker 3>So she's maybe sort of shut herself in the foot

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<v Speaker 3>a few times by.

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<v Speaker 2>The way, you know what she you know who? She

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<v Speaker 2>can be help by Caitlin.

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<v Speaker 1>If I got Caitlin on, we could we could ask

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<v Speaker 1>the ask the crow bro.

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<v Speaker 10>She could host the whole segment. She's like a crow

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<v Speaker 10>dating curs. It's like when they have the gardener on

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<v Speaker 10>the news station. Yeah, exactly, Yeah, scrambled eggs every morning.

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<v Speaker 10>I thought it was kind of cuckoo that Kristen makes

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<v Speaker 10>eggs for her dog every morning.

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<v Speaker 2>This is worse, you think for the crows. That's worse.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I'm with you.

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<v Speaker 3>At least Opher appreciates it. The over Iston's friend, right.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were going to say, over his Kristen's crow.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's how.

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<v Speaker 1>Caitlin's treating it like it's her, like it's her pet. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not, it's her friend.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a fish crow does it? Is it different if

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<v Speaker 3>it's just an American crow?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but they they like they say the

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<v Speaker 1>same thing about ravens and jays.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm wondering what this listener who DMed about the

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<v Speaker 3>eggs and the chisserie chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>I have an idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop it's been a year, like honestly, it's pathetic, like

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<v Speaker 1>he doesn't like you.

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<v Speaker 2>Move on. It's just not that into years.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, exactly, You're never going to see Spider Man together.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Elliot in the morning, real quick? Who's this?

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<v Speaker 9>Good morning?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 9>Hi, hies this Christine?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? What can I do for you? Christine?

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<v Speaker 9>So I have a crow that sits out in my

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<v Speaker 9>tree at six am every morning and call. It's kind

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<v Speaker 9>of annoying, but they they have a lookout.

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<v Speaker 5>I watched them one day.

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<v Speaker 9>They have while bird comes and he sits here and

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<v Speaker 9>he squawks, flock squaks, and then another one comes while

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<v Speaker 9>the other one comes down and they do it like

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<v Speaker 9>in a triangle.

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<v Speaker 5>So they live in.

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<v Speaker 6>And my crows leave me beer.

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<v Speaker 2>Cats, right, and what do you leave the crows?

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<v Speaker 9>I see, Well, it's feeding my squirrels peanuts. And I

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<v Speaker 9>realized and then I saw something one day, like huge

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<v Speaker 9>on my back deck. I was like, whoa, So it

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<v Speaker 9>was cruised and then I've been doing it for a

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<v Speaker 9>while when I'm outside and I got like the garden, right,

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<v Speaker 9>I look up in the sky and they're flying over

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<v Speaker 9>top of me like doing figure eats and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>So you are you? So you're feeding? So you're feeding

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<v Speaker 2>the squirrels.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got bird friends, like you got the whole deal

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<v Speaker 1>going on.

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<v Speaker 9>Well, well they're not my friends, but I feed the

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<v Speaker 9>squirrels and the crows.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess now, yeah, they're your friends. You're like crazy Katelyn,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, crazy Caitlin.

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<v Speaker 6>But they don't.

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<v Speaker 9>They don't forget anything, Like they don't forget if someone

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<v Speaker 9>was mean to them. They they definitely don't forget.

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<v Speaker 1>Like if do you say thank you, ma'am, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>forever Loan? Do you do you think if Caitlyn stopped

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<v Speaker 1>her friends, like if she got mad and was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to be friends with Carmack anymore?

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<v Speaker 2>Would that would that bird just peck at her house?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Like I will not be ignored, Dan.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if there are or at some point

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<v Speaker 1>do they go like you know what.

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<v Speaker 3>You know we're named for our aquatic diet. I'll go

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<v Speaker 3>find some trip or garbage, which do you occasionally see

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<v Speaker 3>us eating too