WEBVTT - The Cutter  

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<v Speaker 1>Being a Detroit Lions fan has literally never been this fun.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Mojo in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes I high fived so much yesterday having Zact just

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<v Speaker 2>high five. We high fived so much yesterday my hand

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<v Speaker 2>literally was chafing at the end of the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like that, you know, but it was crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>We high fived in our entire section with people that

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<v Speaker 2>were there, like everybody's going crazy on and in that interception.

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<v Speaker 2>It was crazy though. That seventy eight yard run that

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<v Speaker 2>was unbelievable, but it was awesome. It was like everybody's

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<v Speaker 2>like loving it and stuff and going crazy. I did

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<v Speaker 2>with so many videos for people too, like people asking me, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>can you say hi to somebody? And we're doing videos

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<v Speaker 2>for him. It's so funny. I still think it's wild

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<v Speaker 2>that people will let you just randomly have your phone

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<v Speaker 2>because I know that they know, like they're listener of

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<v Speaker 2>the show. But one time I'm gonna ask when they say, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>will you say hi to somebody or do a video

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<v Speaker 2>for him or take a picture, I'm gonna take the

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<v Speaker 2>phone and I'm gonna start running just see what, because

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean, Like all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 2>I just started stealing their bone.

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<v Speaker 1>I would not expect that. I like that radio guy's

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<v Speaker 1>an a hole. I just get recognized in the bathrooms.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's like, OK, can.

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you I had speaking of that I got.

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<v Speaker 2>I was in the bathroom, in the bathroom talking to

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<v Speaker 2>some listener waiting for the next urinal to go, and

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<v Speaker 2>one popped open and it was my turn to go,

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<v Speaker 2>and a guy in a Tampa Bay Bucks Mike Alstott

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<v Speaker 2>Jersey set up to Michael Stock cuts right in front

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<v Speaker 2>of me because he thought I was too slow, And

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<v Speaker 2>I go, hey, a hole, and he goes, gotta go, man,

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<v Speaker 2>and he went there and did it, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you can't do that. Then that same guy, when I

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<v Speaker 2>went to go get drinks right out in front, that

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<v Speaker 2>same guy cut right.

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<v Speaker 1>In front of us again.

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<v Speaker 2>Why I don't know, but I said to him at

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<v Speaker 2>one point, I'm like, hey, if the Bucks played like

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<v Speaker 2>you're playing right now, they actually probably be winning.

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<v Speaker 1>You were actually getting more aggressive out there. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you think about the guy?

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<v Speaker 3>So when I went into halftime, like when everybody goes,

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<v Speaker 3>that's when I went.

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<v Speaker 1>So the line is that it's longest at that time?

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<v Speaker 3>The line long you say, everybody got a pee. We

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<v Speaker 3>all in line, making small talk. Da da dah.

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<v Speaker 1>You get from outside.

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<v Speaker 3>Now you're inside of the restaurant, so you can see

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<v Speaker 3>the journals, you can see the sink, like it's almost

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<v Speaker 3>my turn. All of a sudden, a guy comes out

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<v Speaker 3>of nowhere and stands next to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm cool, like, what's up? Da da da da? How'd

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<v Speaker 1>you like? Where are you coming from?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thinking he finished washing his hands, he walked through

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<v Speaker 3>the exit.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh those guys, and.

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<v Speaker 3>Then came I'm like, that's genius. Why have I never No,

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<v Speaker 3>I know that it's bad. That's genius, though, Bro, if

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<v Speaker 3>you walk in through the exit, cutter, you're cut.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I can't be mad at the game.

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<v Speaker 4>Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>I went in front of him.

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<v Speaker 5>But that's the people at the airport. I have been

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<v Speaker 5>waiting because it is zone six.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm usually in zone six, zone seven.

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<v Speaker 5>I have no status, and it's I've been waiting, and

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<v Speaker 5>it's the people then that come right up next. I mean,

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<v Speaker 5>just go from like the side. I'm like, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 5>that's the line. I don't say that, but in my

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<v Speaker 5>head I'm saying that.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Has anybody ever called out the person that came in

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<v Speaker 2>through the exit and like, wouldn't let them pay, like

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<v Speaker 2>said something to them. Eight four four Mojoe Live eight

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<v Speaker 2>four four six six five six five four eight. That's

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<v Speaker 2>the same as what I was talking about not that

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<v Speaker 2>long ago, where I was talking about the person that

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<v Speaker 2>cuts in front of you when you're exiting out of

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<v Speaker 2>a parking garage or getting in line somewhere.

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<v Speaker 3>Am I wrong that in that moment the only person

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<v Speaker 3>I care about is myself, because I'm like, if you

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<v Speaker 3>cut in lawn, just don't cut in front of me.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know what I'm saying, I'm like, because he

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<v Speaker 3>came falls, but I front him.

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<v Speaker 2>What if he what if he cuts in line in

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<v Speaker 2>front of you and your son when your son's trying

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<v Speaker 2>to No, no, that's not happen. So you're you would

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<v Speaker 2>fight him on that. Yeah, he came in through the exit,

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<v Speaker 2>It's okay as long as he's behind you, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's fair game at that point. I can't fight

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<v Speaker 1>everybody battles see something, say something in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 5>Till I actually agree with you there it's somebody else

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<v Speaker 5>the person that he cuts in front of needs to

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<v Speaker 5>say something.

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<v Speaker 1>Cooper, what's up it's moje on the morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, good morning guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>So I actually got a really funny thing. My my

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<v Speaker 4>mom actually told me about this. And I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>if it's mean or if it's or if this is

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<v Speaker 4>like a super smart move, but she'll actually go up

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<v Speaker 4>to the front, like maybe like not the very first person,

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<v Speaker 4>but like the second or third person in line, and

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<v Speaker 4>she'll tell them, Hey, if you guys want your food

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<v Speaker 4>for free, I'll pay for it just so I can

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<v Speaker 4>stand up next to you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. Does she do it?

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<v Speaker 6>Then?

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<v Speaker 1>Does she pay for their food just to go front

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<v Speaker 1>of the line.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>No, yeah, And then at that point they're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>well yeah, maybe I'll just get like a pretzel and

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<v Speaker 4>a hot dog or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>The women's bathrooms are so long.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how you guys do it? What are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? Are in there? There's a hey Samantha, what's up?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey?

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<v Speaker 6>Frest time on time?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>So I definitely am the person that's going to call

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<v Speaker 6>somebody out if they go and like cut in front

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<v Speaker 6>of me in line. I don't care where I am

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<v Speaker 6>if you're gonna just cut in front of other people.

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<v Speaker 6>I think that it's so disrespectful, and I have I

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<v Speaker 6>have no problem being that person to call somebody out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that there's people like you in this world,

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm not one of those people. But I like

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<v Speaker 2>when there is somebody there that is the person that

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<v Speaker 2>will get all up in their face and stuff.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you say, hey, you're cutting or do you make

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<v Speaker 6>a passive aggressive remark like lines back there? More of

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<v Speaker 6>the passive aggressive. I'm like, hey, back line buddy, Like

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<v Speaker 6>everybody's been waiting this whole time. Like I'm not going

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<v Speaker 6>to get in anybody's face and sort of fight or anything. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>but I have no problem being like, yo, like we

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<v Speaker 6>are all here waiting, Why do you get to take

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<v Speaker 6>pres of this? It's like nobody is more important?

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, those are those are the people that think that

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<v Speaker 2>they're the only person in this world. I like, we

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<v Speaker 2>wish upon them urinary tract infections. My god, what's up?

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<v Speaker 2>Amy high?

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<v Speaker 7>Hi?

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<v Speaker 8>I went to the Toledo Zoo in the world. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>and I was letting my grandkids feed the draft and

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<v Speaker 8>there was like a really really long line the kind

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<v Speaker 8>of kind of swirls around always. Yeah, and this guy

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<v Speaker 8>and his three kids just walked right over the bridge

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<v Speaker 8>and I went postal, I like with a psycho. Grandma.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, don't mess with Amy, Grandma, really really, I think

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<v Speaker 2>I embarrassed my husband.

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<v Speaker 1>The grandkids how old are they?

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<v Speaker 8>Eight and five?

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<v Speaker 1>You know they're scared of you.

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<v Speaker 2>Or the like Grandma, Mommy, we don't want to go

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<v Speaker 2>to grandma's house.

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<v Speaker 8>But yeah, I caused a real big scene.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it. Good for you. That's everybody's grandma right there,

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<v Speaker 2>Grandma Amy.

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<v Speaker 6>I absolutely love you.

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<v Speaker 8>Guys, we love you too.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a funny story. Listen to this, Amy. What happened

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<v Speaker 2>to your friend and why did they get banned from

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<v Speaker 2>ford Field?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>You mean Andrea Andrew. I'm sorry, I thought it wasn't.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's okay.

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<v Speaker 7>So you could do what my friend did if you

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<v Speaker 7>don't want to wait, but you'll probably never get to

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<v Speaker 7>go back. My friend was in line and he was

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<v Speaker 7>drunk and he could not wait, so he decided to

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<v Speaker 7>be in the corner of the.

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<v Speaker 1>Man. I want to know and need to take a peep.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to know if the guy truly is banned,

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<v Speaker 2>Like do they have some kind of thing there?

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<v Speaker 7>What I said, I'm going to know you all look

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<v Speaker 7>the same. Everyone's in Lions cre How would you ever know?

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<v Speaker 7>But he's too scared to try to go back.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got it.

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<v Speaker 7>But he did quit drinking. Yeah, something good happen.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got to be the guy that paints his face

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<v Speaker 2>or something like that, you know.

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<v Speaker 6>What I mean?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's it, genius.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Well, hey, guess what the Lions won? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you know that? Andrea?

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<v Speaker 7>You know I did.

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<v Speaker 3>But you guys are gonna hate me.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a Packers fan.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh hang up, yeah, we don't like you. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>Well thanks, We're gonna good Win good win