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Speaker 2: My dad and I were at jazz Fest in New

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Speaker 3: He had no idea who she was, but he could

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Speaker 3: To this day, Diane Lane one of the all time

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, you can't blame your dad. I mean,

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Speaker 4: I don't think my dad watched The Outsiders, Like this

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Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't have expected him to know her, but like,

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Speaker 1: He couldn't stop talking about her for days, Like I

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Speaker 3: I've never seen anybody that just looks like that, you know,

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Speaker 1: You're too beautiful to be in public. She end walking

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Speaker 1: by low Blaws, Brandy and the DV morning show.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Joe Bartneck Clive in studio with us this morning,

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Speaker 2: and what a nice surprise special guest this morning, ladies

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Speaker 2: and gentleman Steve Pern.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, live in studio flapping for myself. Thank you, guys.

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Speaker 1: I makes you want to feel left out hanging out

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Speaker 4: We're actually saying I party too much, Steve, he said,

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Speaker 4: you did, I know, Steve, like the pot calling the

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Speaker 3: You think Joe Bartnick parties too much at times? Well,

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Speaker 3: hold on a second. I just want to point out

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Speaker 3: that just because Steve says that he thinks you party

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I uh, I think.

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Speaker 4: You guys both party the rand amount. Just for the record,

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Speaker 3: Like I think when you're in your twenties, you're like Wolverine.

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Speaker 3: You recover the next day. And now I'm like be Arthur.

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Speaker 4: I can go like three in a row, and then

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Speaker 4: I couldn't go the Penguin game. I had some yardwork

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Speaker 3: You're two, you can do yard work, but you can't

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Speaker 1: Well, I had to do it, though I was putting

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Speaker 1: it off. I'll do it soon. Mom. Literally one pm.

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Speaker 4: Joey Well, she was coming back from Florida, so you know,

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Speaker 4: She comes home, her whole house is totally summered out,

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Speaker 4: gonna Give'm gonna I'm gonna give a plug, Andre Costello.

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Speaker 4: If you even remotely like Neil Young, you gotta go

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Speaker 2: I kind of don't like Neil Young as a person. Well,

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Speaker 4: Neil Young's the Bridge School benefit that used to go

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Speaker 4: it was I think, like not the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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Speaker 4: Robins must have been backstage like put down a Dobie

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Speaker 1: It's called cocaine. I'm not sure if he but that's

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Speaker 1: He'd wait till the end.

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Speaker 3: He didn't bump anybody, and he'd do forty five minutes

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Speaker 1: He used to come to the open mics. His difference

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I think they'll be good for you. Yeah, they'll love you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Because he stole their jokes most of the time.

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Speaker 2: That's one dude, I never saw that I really wanted to.

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Speaker 2: It's the origin story of the Red Hot Chili Peppers,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, this guy's like borderline suicidal. This is horrible.

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Speaker 3: It's you know, every everything's about the rain, But how

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Speaker 3: Like the select I wouldn't say like the artistically important

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Speaker 3: it's like Matt LeBlanc, You're next.

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Speaker 1: You doing pretty good. But those documentaries, I can watch

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Speaker 2: About, whether I like their music or not, because I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the Epstein one, I was like this seems pretty cool. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: sweet sixteen. Yeah, and uh, the NC DOUBLEA got a

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Speaker 1: Guys, Steve Early, ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 3: Steve Bird, by the way, the Goddamn Comedy Jam coming

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Speaker 3: back to Pittsburgh this summer, Steve.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 3: Yes, We're at River's Casino July seventeenth, All Star. This

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Speaker 3: is the biggest lineup we've done thus far. This is

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Speaker 3: We'll talk about the Grandparents Happy Hour Bill that's gone viral.

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Speaker 2: Bill Yardell will join us at nine am live from

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Speaker 2: Los Angeles, California, but in studio now. We've got Joe Barnick,

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Speaker 2: who's doing comedy in the North Hills on Thursday Night

447
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Speaker 2: at Caden's Clubhouse, bringing it out to you so you

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Speaker 2: guys don't have to travel into.

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Speaker 1: The city because we know how much you hate it.

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Speaker 3: And that's Cayden's Clubhouse with Augusta Ross Jones Thursday Night,

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Speaker 3: Joe Bartnick live and Steve burn Is in studio with us.

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Speaker 3: He's got the goddamn comedy Jam back once again for

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Speaker 3: the fifth time at the River's Casino on July seventeenth.

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Speaker 1: Get your tickets for that at Riverscasino dot com.

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Speaker 5: We don't know how to make the music, We just

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Speaker 5: know how to make it last longer. Chad Tyson kicks

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Speaker 5: off his show every weekday at three with an hour

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Speaker 5: of commercial free rock afternoons on one oh two point

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Speaker 5: five dv E.

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Speaker 1: HI five up Top.

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Speaker 7: Dave's Company just got the five year price lock guarantee

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Speaker 7: from the.

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Speaker 1: CTE D Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: We got Steve Burne live in studio with this this morning.

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Speaker 3: Along with Joe Bartnick, and then Guardell's coming up in

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Speaker 3: a little bit. So it's basically like we've got like

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Speaker 3: three fifths of the best Pittsburgh comics have ever left

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Speaker 3: town and gone on to greener pastures, funnier pastures, less

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Speaker 3: black and gold pastures, pastures though pastures. Yes, Joe came

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Speaker 3: back and worked as Mom's pasture this past week and.

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Speaker 1: It took a little hard work, you know, leaves were

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Speaker 1: back there.

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Speaker 2: But Steve is in down and we've been talking about

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Speaker 2: the fact that the Goddamn comedy Comedy Jam man I

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Speaker 2: am Normandy Crosby and everything this morning, Abby, Uh, The

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Speaker 2: Sidney Crosby.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 2: The Goddamn Comedy jam is July seventeenth at Rivers Casino,

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Speaker 2: and you have a whole bevy of.

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Speaker 1: Superstars at this one. Steve Yes and.

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Speaker 8: Since Joey Fatone, Dolls, Jessica Satta and Practical Jokers, Joe

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Speaker 8: Ghetto and James Murray, U, Joe j Rossa, Tone Bell, Patrick,

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Speaker 8: Keane Lace, Larbee, myself and Gary Cannall will be hosting.

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Speaker 3: Bill Crawford will be there. It's a great crew. Bartnick

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Speaker 3: will be coming special guests. We have some very special guests.

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Speaker 3: I haven't been able to. I can't announce it, but

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Speaker 3: there will be very special guests. People will be very excited.

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Speaker 2: He's bill going to do Renegade again because I know

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Speaker 2: that that's a popular one, because his claim was always

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Speaker 2: he's like, I can just let everybody sing.

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Speaker 1: He always tries to get out of singing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the problem is nobody really knows the words to

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Speaker 3: renegade until you know.

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Speaker 1: He just waved the towel. But I remember he was

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Speaker 1: just like dada. I was like, dude, you didn't even practice.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, why don't you just do one

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Speaker 3: of your garbage nineties hip hop starter jacket wearing songs

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Speaker 3: that you used to love back in the day.

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Speaker 1: Do that? But he won't do it. So he did

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Speaker 1: like a Jodasy tune.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly, Yeah, where he just gets the butterfly

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Speaker 3: for like twenty minutes.

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Speaker 2: Oh, he could definitely do like a Montel Jordan's song

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Speaker 2: and kill it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I think he'd crushed it. But he told he

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Speaker 1: does that. But Keen was great.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, It's always interesting to see who sings what and

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Speaker 3: how it comes off. And Gary Cannon, Gary Cannon sing,

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Speaker 3: do you believe by Share before he came out, and

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Speaker 3: none of us still knew the.

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Speaker 1: Guy to pig Share is gay. No way you know Share.

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Speaker 3: She actually offered to fly to Tehran to do a

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Speaker 3: peace concert and Iran said, no, we want somebody younger

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Speaker 3: than a country.

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Speaker 1: Guys, come on, I want to Steve.

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Speaker 3: Come on, guys, said Rivers. You know, July seventeenth, seven pm.

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Speaker 3: It's all for great cause. It all benefits the Mario

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Speaker 3: Lumux Foundation. It's a great night, comedy music. Everybody gets

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Speaker 3: to rock out. It's a fun concert. It's a truly comedy.

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Speaker 3: You can go see comedy, but this is a comedy concert.

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Speaker 1: It's great.

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Speaker 2: So you know, when Steve's here, we like to help

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Speaker 2: out our brothers. Station one O five nine The X

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Speaker 2: your home for Penguin hockey. They are the place to

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Speaker 2: go for Penguin games, Penguin's radio network, which means they

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Speaker 2: run promos during the day and during the games of

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Speaker 2: the athlete saying, you know you're listening to one O

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Speaker 2: five nine The X and everything, but they don't always

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Speaker 2: have time to get all the athletes, so you know,

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Speaker 2: and update the promos and stuff. So Steve is nice

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Speaker 2: enough because he does such a great approximation of some

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Speaker 2: of your favorite Penguins. Steve writes out his own promos

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Speaker 2: for the X to use from time to time, and

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Speaker 2: you've probably heard them and didn't even realize that was Steve.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't Sidney Crosby. Yeah, truly, And you've got some

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Speaker 3: more for us now, Hi, this is Sidney Cross by

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Speaker 3: the Pittsburgh Penguins.

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Speaker 9: Sometimes story you know, you probably didn't even realize that

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Speaker 9: Steve is the one doing those promos.

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Speaker 1: Hi, this is Sydney Cross by the Pittsburgh Penguins.

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Speaker 3: You may not know too much about me, but I

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Speaker 3: enjoy talking about the Weather Channel.

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Speaker 1: I saved the excitement for the ice your listen one,

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Speaker 1: five and nine.

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Speaker 2: The ex the only thing more boring than talking about.

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Speaker 3: So you see the eighth M slot on the Weather Champions.

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Speaker 10: Hi is the Sydney Crosby the Pittsburgh Penguins. Some people

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Speaker 10: love baseball season. Some people love hockey season. This is

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Speaker 10: my favorite season of the year, tax season. Some people

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Speaker 10: think my favorite number is eighty seven. Wrong again, it's

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Speaker 10: ten ninety nine. I love to individually file taxes under

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Speaker 10: duty days or it's called the jock tax. In Vancouver, Winnipeg, Toronto, Montreal, Seattle, California,

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Speaker 10: Pree Times, San Jose, Los Angeles, Anaheim.

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Speaker 1: I saved the excitement for the I don't know, that

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Speaker 1: might be that's a long promo.

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Speaker 3: That's yeah, they got to that one out during the game.

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Speaker 10: Hi Hi is the Sydney Crosby of the Pittsburgh Penguins.

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Speaker 3: I love to watch golf, but even more I love

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Speaker 3: reading the close captioning during the matches.

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Speaker 1: I say the excitement.

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Speaker 3: These ex He's not a very exciting guys, what you're saying?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, Hi is the city crossed by the Pittsburgh Penguins.

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Speaker 3: Some people love preparing a meal. Some people love eating meal.

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Speaker 3: My favorite part dishes. Anyone is it dawn yet?

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Speaker 1: I saved the excitement you're listening to the.

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Speaker 10: Hi is the Sydney crossby the Pittsburgh Penguins. Ladies, if

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Speaker 10: you're single, I have to be up front. I'm just

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Speaker 10: letting you know. I'm not a skip ads kind of guy.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, save the excitement for the five ninety.

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Speaker 1: It would be impolite.

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Speaker 10: They sponsored the proprim Lsbian not LEAs. Hi is the

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Speaker 10: Cydney Crosby the Pittsburgh Penguins. Anytime I purchase anything.

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Speaker 3: If they ask what I like a receipt, Excuse me,

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Speaker 3: I'd love a receipt.

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Speaker 10: I'll be filing this today in Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Florida,

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Speaker 10: New York, Buffalo, Manhattan, and Long Island. I saved the

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Speaker 10: excitement for the listener one oh five nine the X.

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Speaker 2: Steve Byrd doing Penguins promos for our brother Stage and

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Speaker 2: your Home for Penguin Hockey and they have the Colorado

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Speaker 2: Avalanche tonight at seven o'clock Parktors.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Make sure you.

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Speaker 2: Know, is there anything that checks out more than the

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Speaker 2: fact that Sidney Crosby is a bird watcher?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: No, Yeah, dude, He's a big time birdwatcher. God bless him.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you know, the one thing I was talking

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Speaker 3: about him with somebody at the I'm in town and

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Speaker 3: so any ways, that guy, the stories of his kindness

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Speaker 3: and generosity follow him around. That's the thing I generally

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Speaker 3: I love making fun of. But I mean that guy.

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Speaker 3: You just hear it countless story after story, kids coming

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Speaker 3: up and then him picking up the tab and stuff.

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Speaker 1: And I used to pretend to do all the time.

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Speaker 1: There was always shirping the guy. Uh, the penalty box.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, the guy was turping and he has to well,

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Speaker 6: I got two goals?

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Speaker 7: How many did you have? The guy go I don't

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Speaker 7: have any? Yeah, And then they just laughed about it,

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Speaker 7: like somebody did it come to Carolina and he gave

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Speaker 7: him a good shirp, Sydney Cross, take it easy on

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Speaker 7: me next time.

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Speaker 4: You can't even yell at that guy like he signed

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Speaker 4: stuff for Claude Jerue.

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Speaker 1: Can you believe that Drew asked him the science? Did

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Speaker 1: he sign the torch that he passed?

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Somebody wants to say hi to you right now, Steve. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: hold on one second, We're not prepared for this. Apparently,

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Speaker 2: no Jacob can he not even say hi? Jacobs saying no,

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Speaker 2: I guess he doesn't. He wants to say hi, but

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Speaker 2: he can't. Mister William Gardell is uh, there he is.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna have Billy on with us next and Steve,

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Speaker 2: once again, The Goddamn Comedy Jam returns to Rivers Casino

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Speaker 2: July seventeenth.

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Speaker 1: Hit your tickets now, Steve, end' always play. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: hang from it? Are you gonna? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, Abbey's here your news? Next?

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Speaker 3: What are you talking about we're talking about this grandparents

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Speaker 3: happy hour. Bill.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that they couldn't booze in the home.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you' you're gonna have to explain you know where

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Speaker 2: you can booze with us and Mike'spierbar the night before

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Speaker 2: the home opener.

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Speaker 11: It's that time of year when the DV Mornings Show

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Speaker 11: thinks that hope springs eternal about baseball season, and while

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Speaker 11: the baseball gods are still smiling, the Morning Show brings

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Speaker 11: you a broadcast at mike Spierbar on the North Shore Thursday,

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Speaker 11: April second, at six pm. Guests include Sean Casey and

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Speaker 11: Steve Blast. Show up to the broadcast and register to

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Speaker 11: win a private tour the Clemente Museum with Steve Blast.

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Speaker 11: Everyone on the show has a noodle arm, but they'll

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Speaker 11: be laughing. A near perfect broadcast at Mike's Beerbar from

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Speaker 11: the Morning Show that throws heaters that are impressive and

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Speaker 11: sometimes filthy. Randy Bauman and the DVE Morning Show from

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Speaker 11: Flurries to Sun