Speaker 1: Had a request for a little Christmas time story. My
Speaker 1: wife Susan never went to church, never went to Sunday
Speaker 1: school or vacation Bible School. She does not know the
Speaker 1: Christmas story, but she's heard little bits and nibs and
Speaker 1: nabs Theosmoses.
Speaker 2: So here is my.
Speaker 1: Wife Susan's version as she knows it of the Christmas story.
Speaker 3: So here's the story of Christmas.
Speaker 2: There was a king and he had a big city.
Speaker 3: Named Bethlehem, and there were these two married couples. Are
Speaker 3: one married couple, Mary and God, and the king Ooh
Speaker 3: was celebrating the city's big festival. And Mary and God
Speaker 3: found out that day at the celebration that she was pregnant.
Speaker 3: She wasn't too happy because she was really crabby, and
Speaker 3: God knew it too, But they went ahead and went
Speaker 3: to the big festival that.
Speaker 2: The king was having.
Speaker 3: And that night they were done with the celebration, and
Speaker 3: they thought they had a room at a hotel, but
Speaker 3: there wasn't any, so they found this barn and.
Speaker 2: People from the celebration.
Speaker 3: The three kings went to the barn too because they
Speaker 3: heard that Mary had this baby, and they brought gifts
Speaker 3: to the baby.
Speaker 2: Some of them brought.
Speaker 3: A basket of fruit, another person brought a block of gold,
Speaker 3: and the third person brought a baby blanket with the
Speaker 3: name Jesus. On that night she had her baby, and
Speaker 3: from that point forward, the King changed the celebration to Christmas,
Speaker 3: and everybody celeb righted and burnt through that.
Speaker 2: Baby from then on.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: And that is my wife, Susan's version of the Christmas
Speaker 1: story as she knows it. I love the baby blanket
Speaker 1: that has the word Jesus on it. We are going
Speaker 1: to church on Christmas Eve. We're going to Westwood Church
Speaker 1: out and chan happening. It is Pastor Joel's I believe,
Speaker 1: his last Christmas services. Now you're going, how should I know?
Speaker 1: Pastor Joel? He was the one who married Kim Kardashian
Speaker 1: and that Wolves player what was his name, Chris?
Speaker 5: Thank you? I never knew that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he actually so. Pastor Joel is kind of a legend,
Speaker 1: and he's so great. He's like, you know, yes, he's
Speaker 1: like a man of God and all that, but he's
Speaker 1: also he's just a great motivational speaker. So even if
Speaker 1: you weren't a Christian, you go watch plant Pastor Joel
Speaker 1: and you walk out of there going, yeah, wow, I
Speaker 1: feel real relaxed.
Speaker 2: I feel right now. I feel real inspired right now.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna do that. But here's what really, Pastor Joel,
Speaker 1: I'm mad because here's what happened. Last year. You make
Speaker 1: a reservation to go to Westwood because they they sell out,
Speaker 1: I mean, they don't sell tickets, but it's it's it's packed.
Speaker 1: So you say, I'm going to come to the seven
Speaker 1: o'clock services or whatever. And we got there and it
Speaker 1: was full. It was full even though we had made
Speaker 1: a reservation. And so we've got we got banished to
Speaker 1: the secondary Sanctuary, which is down the hall, and it's
Speaker 1: a beautiful sanctuary, nothing wrong with it, but you don't
Speaker 1: get the band, and you don't get Pastor Joel, you
Speaker 1: get a video screen. And so this year, so we
Speaker 1: were we weren't bummed, but we were a little bit
Speaker 1: bummed because we want to be in there with the
Speaker 1: choir and the and the music and the bass and
Speaker 1: the saxophone, like you're secondhand church. You're get secondhand church.
Speaker 1: But it was better than nothing. We still felt the
Speaker 1: spirit of the Lord amen. So but but this year
Speaker 1: we made reservations and we actually saved seats for us,
Speaker 1: because these people just are they're getting under my skin
Speaker 1: that they're rushing in there and taking up seats when
Speaker 1: we should get in there because we made reservation.
Speaker 2: You should get in there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh really, Yeah, I hope that your reservation is
Speaker 6: for the overflow.
Speaker 2: Room once again this year?
Speaker 1: Why would you?
Speaker 2: Because what day is you're going on? Christmas?
Speaker 5: Correct?
Speaker 1: Christmas Eve?
Speaker 2: Christmas Eve? Great? What other day do you go to church? David?
Speaker 6: The silence is deafening. The silence is deafening. You deserve
Speaker 6: the overflow room. That's where all you creasts go.
Speaker 5: So I was over here. I didn't know if anybody
Speaker 5: else knew that term. You are definitely as.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of that. It's Christmas Easter.
Speaker 7: Yeah, this is the only times you go to church
Speaker 7: Christmas Easter, maybe Mother's Day for your mom.
Speaker 1: Yes, because that's when the Lord calls me to church.
Speaker 8: The only two days. It's in Sunday, the Holy Day.
Speaker 8: Shouldn't the Lord be calling you on the holiday.
Speaker 1: The Lord calls me to church on Christmas Eve?
Speaker 2: About ash Wednesday?
Speaker 1: Doesn't say anything about Wednesday? That no, no, no, The Lord
Speaker 1: calls me to church on Christmas eve you're gonna show
Speaker 1: there should be a space for me. I don't want
Speaker 1: to sit in the overflow. The overflow doesn't suck.
Speaker 7: Well, maybe you just show up more often, show your
Speaker 7: face that way the congregation.
Speaker 1: That would do any good, because then I'd be mad
Speaker 1: that the chreasters are taking up the seats in the
Speaker 1: main saying.
Speaker 7: The congregation will know you because you show your face
Speaker 7: more than once, maybe.
Speaker 1: Twice a year each They don't know each other.
Speaker 7: They know you more than once or twice a year,
Speaker 7: and they'll be like, oh, Dave and Susan, Okay, we
Speaker 7: can We'll make it.
Speaker 5: He gets them in.
Speaker 1: This is why I'm worried about if I went to
Speaker 1: church more often. You know what would happen? Hey, Dave,
Speaker 1: you want to teach Sunday school?
Speaker 7: Nobody would ever ask you to anything about the Lord.
Speaker 1: I would be a great Sunday school teacher.
Speaker 2: No, you want you're going to teach Sunday school?
Speaker 4: Dave?
Speaker 1: That's no, David, Oh that's so good. What age group
Speaker 1: or would they have me be in charge of youth group? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're going overnight up the loots and we're gonna take
Speaker 1: a bust load of ninth graders up the look.
Speaker 2: No that sounds fun.
Speaker 1: God, it does not sound fun. Oh, David and suits
Speaker 1: are gonna chaperone the trip to the Zi.
Speaker 5: No, we're not.
Speaker 1: That's why I can't go to church more often. If
Speaker 1: I were supposed to, the Lord would call me more
Speaker 1: to church.
Speaker 2: Yeahrty, but he only calls you on Christmas.
Speaker 1: On Christmas Eve.
Speaker 2: And the Eastern you disgussed me.
Speaker 1: I discussed you with everybody that I know, and they
Speaker 1: all said, you're disgusting. What that's what I said.
Speaker 5: It's Jenny the Dave Ryan Show on Katie w B.
Speaker 1: We are just wondering, why are you on the naughty
Speaker 1: list or why are you on the nice list? What
Speaker 1: did you do that you're on the naughty list. Maybe
Speaker 1: you went out and bought in nineteen ninety seven Mazda
Speaker 1: Miata without asking your partner whether you could or not.
Speaker 1: Now you're on the naughty list. Maybe you ordered the
Speaker 1: present that he was supposed to get you and it
Speaker 1: came in the mail yesterday and you all put it
Speaker 1: in front of him and he's like, I got one
Speaker 1: of those for you for Christmas. Ah, you're on the
Speaker 1: naughty list. Or maybe you chaperone your kids ski trip
Speaker 1: to a spirit mountain. You're on the nice list.
Speaker 2: Nice list?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and what have you done that you're on the
Speaker 1: naughty list or on the nice list.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm clearly on the nice list, Dave, because I
Speaker 6: joined my church choir this year to sing about the
Speaker 6: lort and spend time with my mommy.
Speaker 2: So okay, I'm on the nice list. Okay.
Speaker 8: I think I'm also on the nice list only because
Speaker 8: I feel like I had so many friends that were
Speaker 8: really good at being there for me through a tough
Speaker 8: view that I had, so I tried to reciprocate that
Speaker 8: even if I was having a hard time, because I've
Speaker 8: had friends who have had really tough years too.
Speaker 2: So you're a good friend. So here in the nice list, David,
Speaker 2: not your nice.
Speaker 1: Probably on the naughty list because I'm a turd of
Speaker 1: a person. Most people they say hi to me, then
Speaker 1: I turn to walk away, they go, what a turd
Speaker 1: he is? Yeah, so I would say, probably I'm on
Speaker 1: the I'm on the I'm on the bad not the
Speaker 1: naughty list.
Speaker 7: I'm a borderline because I've started the pot so many
Speaker 7: times this year. Man talking about that, I talk on
Speaker 7: speakerphone in public or uh, do too many sprays of cologne.
Speaker 7: But then I took my girlfriend out for her birthday
Speaker 7: and she loved it, so that evens the plane.
Speaker 1: You made her pay for it, you made I took
Speaker 1: hers Linse.
Speaker 8: We we did ask some people on Facebook if they
Speaker 8: are on the naughty of your nice list, and Melissa said,
Speaker 8: my three year old put me on the naughty list
Speaker 8: because my muscles are small, and also I am the
Speaker 8: parent that goes to the gym. Canoe said, I'm on
Speaker 8: the nice list because I became a mom, so that's cute.
Speaker 8: David David, he's on a naughty list because his sister
Speaker 8: asked him to pick up his six year old niece
Speaker 8: one day from school, let her play on the playground
Speaker 8: for a while before telling her we had to leave,
Speaker 8: and she yelled.
Speaker 5: You're mean.
Speaker 2: You'll never be a princess who naughty list too? I guess.
Speaker 1: Wow, Okay, what about you? Are you on the naughty
Speaker 1: list or on the nice list? Tell me what you
Speaker 1: did that was naughty, or maybe tell me what you
Speaker 1: did that was really nice. Use the top back feature.
Speaker 1: We'll see if we get some here and have some
Speaker 1: fun with this talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app. Tap
Speaker 1: the red microphone and tell us your name and why
Speaker 1: you're on the naughty list or on the nice list,
Speaker 1: and we'll play some of those back in just a second.
Speaker 1: On KDWB. Are you on the naughty list or on
Speaker 1: the nice list and tell us why use a talkback
Speaker 1: or you can text it in at KDWB one five three,
Speaker 1: nine to two one. Here's one. I'm on the nice list.
Speaker 1: I'm in volunteering at the Animal Humane Society every other week,
Speaker 1: and I take my dog to visit residents at the
Speaker 1: nursing home once a month. That is, you are on
Speaker 1: the nice list. I am on the nice list going
Speaker 1: into twenty twenty six. I'm going on a surrogate journey.
Speaker 1: That must mean that they are going to be the
Speaker 1: surrogate mama.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Nice.
Speaker 1: I am on the nice list because with my tattooed
Speaker 1: mentor was out of town for a week. I painted
Speaker 1: the bathroom, cleaned the entire shop that is very nice,
Speaker 1: took out the trash, wash the shop floor.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 6: Okay, so says I don't know if this is naughty
Speaker 6: or nice, but I dump my loser boyfriend last week,
Speaker 6: and I feel like it's naughty because it's so close
Speaker 6: to Christmas.
Speaker 5: But man, does it feel nice save some money? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right, truly another one. I'm on the nice list this
Speaker 1: year because I spent all year taking care of ungrateful
Speaker 1: and mean patients in their families and not once said
Speaker 1: the things that I was actually thinking at the time. Lucas,
Speaker 1: thank you for doing what you do. Do you have
Speaker 1: any talk?
Speaker 5: Packs?
Speaker 1: No, no talks. People are busy on.
Speaker 2: Vacation already, they're busy shopping.
Speaker 6: I know, right, I still have to buy one more present.
Speaker 6: So my sister's spouse, I don't really know anything about them.
Speaker 6: They don't really speak, so I always wait until the
Speaker 6: very last second, and then I just kind of throw
Speaker 6: in extra gifts for my niece Josephine, and then I'm
Speaker 6: just like, here you go, it's family gift.
Speaker 8: I did the whole thing where my older sister, she's
Speaker 8: always the one who's responsible with me and my sisters
Speaker 8: to get the gifts for our parents. It's like the
Speaker 8: one thing I allow someone else in my life to
Speaker 8: take charge of. And this year she's like, I'm swamp, Jenny,
Speaker 8: can you buy this gift card for Dad? And I go,
Speaker 8: of course, so I buy it and then what does
Speaker 8: it do. It sets up an account which has my address,
Speaker 8: and then it says, all right, the gift card will
Speaker 8: be shipped to your address. Meanwhile, I'm about to jet
Speaker 8: back to Wisconsin. No, it was not the best choice
Speaker 8: to have me buy the gift card that now we
Speaker 8: will not have a present to physically give our dad
Speaker 8: on Christmas.
Speaker 2: I take a picture of it.
Speaker 1: Question, can I ask you a question? I know, Jenny
Speaker 1: that you hang your Christmas cards on the refrigerator.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: Did you hang my Christmas card on your refrigerator?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 8: Yeah. I mean it doesn't really have a prominent spot.
Speaker 8: It's kind of like purds the bottom, but it's there
Speaker 8: because I kind of like decide which ones I want to,
Speaker 8: like have my eyesight see, yeah, yeah, yeah, And yours
Speaker 8: was a little bit of an eye sore since you
Speaker 8: couldn't even have a real picture.
Speaker 2: It was an AI.
Speaker 8: But I normally put more of my favorite people towards
Speaker 8: the top, so you know, like my sister and my
Speaker 8: niece and nephew, and so you put.
Speaker 1: The people that you love more up at the top.
Speaker 1: I'm down near the bottom by the great the air intake.
Speaker 8: Great, yeah, you were like when I watch dogs, their
Speaker 8: dog hair gets on it because they were past it.
Speaker 8: That's kind of the spot that you have. I did
Speaker 8: put vond in Alyssa's cart up too. They're more towards
Speaker 8: the top because more effort. It's a real photo.
Speaker 2: It's very cute. Shout out. My friend's cameon, Zander.
Speaker 8: They got married this year, so I got a beautiful
Speaker 8: photo of them from their wedding day towards the top.
Speaker 8: But yeah, you know, I think everyone does that, right.
Speaker 8: You put your Christmas cards, the ones you like more
Speaker 8: towards the top.
Speaker 2: Of your fridge.
Speaker 6: I put mine on the side because that's where the
Speaker 6: little counter is, so I can look at the people
Speaker 6: that I like the most right on the side of
Speaker 6: my as I'm like preparing stuff.
Speaker 7: I think without thinking about it now that like I'm
Speaker 7: looking at my fridge in my head, there's definitely like
Speaker 7: a wedding invitation that we don't have any intention on
Speaker 7: going to at the bottom.
Speaker 2: More important top.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so unintentionally, I just kind of randomly
Speaker 1: placed mine everywhere. I mean, I get ones from people
Speaker 1: that I barely know. It's like, oh, I'm surprised you
Speaker 1: even still to send me a Christmas card. I slap
Speaker 1: it up on the fridge because I figure that's a
Speaker 1: showing of It's kind of like on your birthday. How
Speaker 1: many people wish you happy birthday on Facebook? You count
Speaker 1: him up and you go, four hundred and twenty people
Speaker 1: like me. That's a lot. I'd get about fifteen fifteen
Speaker 1: people like me this year. TA get about you know,
Speaker 1: forty Christmas cards on the fridge. I'm like, oh, forty
Speaker 1: people like me this year?
Speaker 5: Yeah, big is your fridge.
Speaker 2: That's a huge fridge.
Speaker 1: I overlap, overlap.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're saying, oh, I'm shocked that they even gave
Speaker 6: me a card. If you if you're shocked that they
Speaker 6: even gave you a hot card, that's an instant bottom
Speaker 6: of the fridge situation to me.
Speaker 2: I get you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just kind of put him wherever. Yeah.
Speaker 8: No, I put my favorites at the top. And I
Speaker 8: also I love my cousin. Don't get me wrong, but
Speaker 8: she sends a card every year to me of her
Speaker 8: kids and her husband. Her husband's in the army. He
Speaker 8: looks like he wants to murder someone in the photos
Speaker 8: every year.
Speaker 1: That's the kind of person you want in the Army.
Speaker 8: He's one of the nicest people I've ever met. I
Speaker 8: will say that, but the man doesn't know how to
Speaker 8: smile for a photo. Every time I wait to see
Speaker 8: what he looks like in the Christmas card every year
Speaker 8: because he looks terrifying. So they are always towards the
Speaker 8: bottom because I'm like, I can't have people being scared
Speaker 8: looking at my fridge.
Speaker 2: A cute little magnets up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, speak of holidays, you know, there's still a couple
Speaker 1: of holiday parties and definitely holiday gatherings and New Year's
Speaker 1: I've got foods that will boost your mood. So foods
Speaker 1: that you can eat over the holidays that will boost
Speaker 1: your mood and your mental health, and I'll cover those
Speaker 1: for you next on. You can't make this stuff up.
Speaker 1: If you want to be in a better mood. There
Speaker 1: are foods that you should eat, and you can eat
Speaker 1: these year round, or you can do them all over
Speaker 1: that I would just eat them during the holidays this
Speaker 1: time be burger fries with bacon, bacon on the burger,
Speaker 1: extra cheese. Carson and Susan went to the five eight
Speaker 1: Club yesterday and because they have Juicy Lucy's there, and
Speaker 1: they said it was so crowded. I said, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: the five eight club, right, and people are always Christmas week,
Speaker 1: it's always crowded.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So here are things that you should eat to make
Speaker 1: your mood better, and here we go. Fatty fish like salmon, sardines,
Speaker 1: and mackerel are full of things that help your brain membranes,
Speaker 1: improving fluidity and communication between neurons. That's a joke. As
Speaker 1: a joke, shut up. But fermented foods like yogurt produce
Speaker 1: a healthy gut microbiome, which I think is the word,
Speaker 1: which communicates with the brain and it can influence mood regulations.
Speaker 1: So if you're kind of like in a crap mood,
Speaker 1: have some yogurt, pumpkin seeds. They're rich in magnesium that
Speaker 1: helps brain function and mood. You can also take magnesium
Speaker 1: supplements that I do every morning, and that's one of
Speaker 1: the reasons I am so sharpened on my game every day.
Speaker 2: Somebody will wind them up. Goodness all right.
Speaker 1: Other things like dark chocolate, blueberries, nuts, seeds, apples, red onions,
Speaker 1: and herbs.
Speaker 2: Herbs.
Speaker 1: A lot of people say it wrong. It's not herb,
Speaker 1: it's herbs like peppermint.
Speaker 2: I can't wait for the text to start coming in. Yeah,
Speaker 2: about how annoying you are.
Speaker 5: We're all one, we're all on. Came out already, Bailey
Speaker 5: and I got a new joke.
Speaker 2: You ready, Yeah, Dave, what do you think about my
Speaker 2: new sweater?
Speaker 1: It's a little more baggy than I needed to be,
Speaker 1: but otherwise I hate it.
Speaker 6: To Okay, Dave, I did my eye makeup really pretty today.
Speaker 2: What do you think about it?
Speaker 1: It's got a little bit more blue than I personally
Speaker 1: would like, but otherwise I hate it. Try one more,
Speaker 1: one more.
Speaker 2: One more, Hey, Dave, what do you think about my
Speaker 2: blue nail polish?
Speaker 1: Ah? Yeah, it's a little more glossy than I would like,
Speaker 1: but otherwise I hate it. Yeah, it's our new bit.
Speaker 1: That's the bit we're gonna drive into the ground in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty six.
Speaker 5: You already did in twenty twenty five. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So there's some food that you should stay away from.
Speaker 1: Sugar and refrying grains and anything that is processed, processed, processed.
Speaker 1: That's why they say eat clean, Like if it's just
Speaker 1: chicken like Chipotle. I'm not here to plug Chipotle, but
Speaker 1: if they're being honest, it's a pretty clean food. Because
Speaker 1: it's chicken, it's beans, it's rice. There's no process. I'll
Speaker 1: give you a bad one to eat kranles. God, they're
Speaker 1: so good, I know that. But that's the thing, is
Speaker 1: their process to make you taste them taste so good
Speaker 1: that you want to eat more and more and more.
Speaker 1: But once you just can't start that, and that's the problem.
Speaker 1: But if you're eating regular, clean foods, they're better for
Speaker 1: you and they will make your mind your brain a
Speaker 1: little more healthy and happy.
Speaker 5: But are also the only chip that doesn't sell you air.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. True, the whole thing was just nice.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 6: Speaking of fish, when I was in spa fish fish.
Speaker 6: When I was in we were talking about fish. Earlier,
Speaker 6: when I was in Disney, I had swordfish for the
Speaker 6: first time.
Speaker 2: Isn't it good?
Speaker 6: It was so good, so good, and I thought swordfish,
Speaker 6: and my mom said, if you don't get the swordfish today,
Speaker 6: you will likely not have an opportunity to eat swordfish
Speaker 6: again for a long time. So it's like really rare
Speaker 6: to like be able to order sortfish, like, guess this.
Speaker 8: Is that serve seafood don't have swordfish unless you're like
Speaker 8: at a were you said a nicer rush.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, it's the ocean's been kind of
Speaker 1: picked clean of swordfish, hasn't it. Yeah, they're all gone,
Speaker 1: and I'm not not I think true. It's like the
Speaker 1: ocean has been kind of picked clean of swordfish. There's
Speaker 1: not that in Chilean sea bass.
Speaker 5: It was so good.
Speaker 1: Don't order Chilean sea bass because the ocean has been
Speaker 1: picked clean of Chilean sea bass. And I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to be funny. I've read that somewhere. Hayley, What do
Speaker 1: you think about my shirt? I get a Christmas shirt on?
Speaker 6: Well, I mean it's it's a little more gaudy than
Speaker 6: I would have normally liked, but other than that, I
Speaker 6: hate it. That's funnier when Bailey did it. It's the delivery.
Speaker 6: Thank you, Jenny.
Speaker 2: I know that.
Speaker 6: Like you asked me earlier about your hair, and I
Speaker 6: do think wondering what did you think about it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 6: Really cute and like curled and everything, and I mean
Speaker 6: maybe it's a little too bouncy for my liking, but
Speaker 6: other than that, I hate it.
Speaker 5: Bit it's a good bit.
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Speaker 1: Somber on one O one point three KDWB a couple
Speaker 1: of classic bits that we do on the Dave Ryan Show.
Speaker 1: One of them is around Christmas time. It is the
Speaker 1: Little Airhorn Boy, and maybe you've heard it before, maybe
Speaker 1: you've heard it this year, but get a lot of
Speaker 1: requests for it, so for the final time in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five and maybe the final time ever. You never know.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you ever hear this thing. It's like you do
Speaker 1: something for the last time and you don't even know it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you go outside to play with your friends for
Speaker 1: the last time and you never even know it.
Speaker 6: That always depresses me, though, so I don't usually think
Speaker 6: about my life like that, about that either.
Speaker 1: You go you go, you go to you know, the
Speaker 1: trampoline park or the roller rink with your friends for
Speaker 1: the last time and you never even know it.
Speaker 5: Very depressing, super depressed.
Speaker 8: Used to be that person in my senior year of
Speaker 8: high school with my friends, like, yeah, the last time
Speaker 8: we're doing this is and everyone and then they just
Speaker 8: like make fun of me and be like Jenny, oh,
Speaker 8: this is the last time we're gonna have bonfire together.
Speaker 6: And I was like, it is so like we're all
Speaker 6: leaving for adult life.
Speaker 5: I mean, we love nostalgia. I love TikTok nostalgia.
Speaker 7: I watched yesterday it was the old McDonald's in all
Speaker 7: of America and now it's not there anymore. Watch like
Speaker 7: how it shut down. I think it's twenty fifteen. Now
Speaker 7: that's a Popeyes. Do you realize I think that's what
Speaker 7: that's exactly where that used to be. Somebody correct me
Speaker 7: if I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: Well, that's an another one think about. You might go
Speaker 1: into your favorite restaurant for the last time and you
Speaker 1: don't know it's the last time, and then you drive
Speaker 1: by it's like, oh my god, they closed it down.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so it could be the last time. That
Speaker 1: you hear the little air horn Boy on Katie WB.
Speaker 1: You've heard the touching Christmas story of the little drummer Boy,
Speaker 1: a boy who traveled to see the Baby Jesus and
Speaker 1: showed his adoration by playing his drum. But there's a
Speaker 1: story of another little boy that has been lost to
Speaker 1: the mists of time until now. The story of the
Speaker 1: little airhorn Boy.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, sir? Is that the Christ Child?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: Why, yes it is?
Speaker 2: And all you kings have you come to worship him?
Speaker 5: That's right?
Speaker 2: And I see you brought him expensive gifts?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 2: Yes, did you bring the Baby Jesus a gift?
Speaker 5: Young man?
Speaker 7: Well no, I didn't have any money for a gift,
Speaker 7: so I brought him this.
Speaker 2: Little air horn blow? What the little air horn bloe?
Speaker 2: I thought if I played this, maybe he'd smile at
Speaker 2: me or something.
Speaker 5: You pissed off? Mary?
Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, who blew the air horn? It's me, the
Speaker 2: little air horn bloe. Air horn boy? Are you me?
Speaker 5: Give me that thing?
Speaker 2: But I don't have any money for a gift, so
Speaker 2: I wanted to play this for Jesus Christ.
Speaker 6: I said, give me that damn airhorn before I shove
Speaker 6: it up your the The hell, are you coming in
Speaker 6: here waking up the.
Speaker 2: Baby Jesus, he's got morfle colic. I'd just gotten to
Speaker 2: sleep and then you wake him up with a air horn.
Speaker 5: But I just want to Hey, give me back my airhorn.
Speaker 2: Lady, Now get out of here before I call the cops.
Speaker 2: I can't believe the nerve coming by. What's next a
Speaker 2: visit from a little trombone boy, little friar cracker boy.
Speaker 2: Have you guys let anywhere? Idiots?
Speaker 1: And so the little airhorn boy went on his way
Speaker 1: with love in his heart, feeling the true spirit of
Speaker 1: that first Christmas history has long forgotten his story with
Speaker 1: a little airhorn boy. Okay, Hi, it's Katie. Would you
Speaker 1: be on the Dave Rian of the Morning Show last
Speaker 1: time for the little airhorn boy? Maybe maybe let's do
Speaker 1: Dave's dirt, Not for the last time on Katie WB Jenny.
Speaker 1: What is on the dirt today?
Speaker 8: What's happening on the dirt is the fact that apparently
Speaker 8: Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are still hanging out. They
Speaker 8: were seen shopping together for Christmas with one of Ben's sons, Samuel,
Speaker 8: who's thirteen in la which.
Speaker 2: Is interesting because it's like.
Speaker 8: They had their run twice in their relationship, so it's
Speaker 8: kind of interesting. And I know that they worked on
Speaker 8: a movie together, and it seems like they don't have
Speaker 8: any bad blood towards each other from like interviews and
Speaker 8: press stuff that they've done.
Speaker 2: So I just thought that was.
Speaker 8: Interesting and it's nice to see like a Hollywood couple
Speaker 8: that doesn't hate each other, because I feel like the
Speaker 8: most Hollywood couples break up and they're like, I'm.
Speaker 2: I will never talk to you again.
Speaker 8: I kind of think of that with Joe Jonas and
Speaker 8: Sophie Turner, like those two seem to you know, they've
Speaker 8: got a kid together.
Speaker 2: Like get along.
Speaker 6: But yeah, Chrissy Teagan knocked out one of her dental
Speaker 6: veneers with a candy cane.
Speaker 3: Working on candy came growing trying to open one of
Speaker 3: these bad.
Speaker 2: Boys just fell off. I have the whole piece. This
Speaker 2: is what longs do for their kids, and.
Speaker 6: It looks it looks pretty pretty po donkey. She put
Speaker 6: it on Instagram and the caption is Mary Christmas.
Speaker 2: Chris, that is Mary Christmas.
Speaker 1: I like it. Oh wait, I gotta turn vice button No.
Speaker 1: One three two one.
Speaker 7: Vont you know I've worked here two and a half
Speaker 7: years a buddy, well.
Speaker 2: He's just.
Speaker 1: Figuring this thing out here.
Speaker 7: Gay and Modarazzo, who's one of the stars of Stranger Things,
Speaker 7: he uh is the dressing. Some of the fan theories
Speaker 7: about the finale. Fan theories on line that are shows
Speaker 7: like have you seen any figured it out?
Speaker 9: There are some shockingly adjacent ones I can say where
Speaker 9: most of the time, anytime there's a little bit of
Speaker 9: truth in the theory, it shows up when there's like
Speaker 9: they'll get something right in a grand scheme of a
Speaker 9: lot of it being wrong, but like one weird detail
Speaker 9: will be like right on the money, and that's fun
Speaker 9: to find.
Speaker 5: So obviously a lot of people are trying to guess
Speaker 5: what happens.
Speaker 7: The part two of the final season drops tomorrow, and
Speaker 7: then the series finale, over two hours long, happens on
Speaker 7: New Year's Eve.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and all the other episodes are like over an
Speaker 2: hour each, for sure.
Speaker 1: Here's good news. So an Amazon driver was thanked with
Speaker 1: a gift by a homeowner caught him on camera returning
Speaker 1: twenty dollars found outside of their home'll making a delivery.
Speaker 1: So Monica says she just wanted to thank Amazon. The
Speaker 1: driver Connor for reminding her that good people do exist.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to thank him for reminding me that
Speaker 2: people like him do exist.
Speaker 3: His honest integrity was so innocent and natural, and it
Speaker 3: couldn't have been a more authentic interaction between.
Speaker 2: The two of us.
Speaker 5: I mean, that's great.
Speaker 1: It was only twenty dollars, but he figured, you know,
Speaker 1: somebody dropped that twenty dollars, maybe they really need it,
Speaker 1: so he turned it in and she gave him a
Speaker 1: reward for it. Hey, that's great news.
Speaker 2: Oh that's nice.
Speaker 8: Kim Kardashian and her kids are just like you and
Speaker 8: your kids trying to get a photo, which is where
Speaker 8: Kim's trying to smile with all four of her kids
Speaker 8: and most of them will not cooperate with her. I
Speaker 8: think it was Saint. He's the second oldest one. She
Speaker 8: has four kids with Kanye. Saint was just like not
Speaker 8: having it. He did the whole like kind of well,
Speaker 8: he's not gen Z. I don't know what is that
Speaker 8: gen Alpha jelfoy. He just was like staring at the camera,
Speaker 8: pissed off, like a few feet away. Kim's trying to
Speaker 8: put her arms around everyone, and that's how my nephew
Speaker 8: is I have to bribe him to get pictures with me.
Speaker 8: Usually I can get him to take pictures with me,
Speaker 8: but most other people he will not do it. For
Speaker 8: I don't know, there's something about me that I'll be like,
Speaker 8: come on, hit over here these, thank you there.
Speaker 6: I have a list here of holiday movies that are
Speaker 6: set in Minnesota if you need to have some things
Speaker 6: to watch in the Twin Cities. We got Jingle all
Speaker 6: the Way, Northfield Love Always Santa.
Speaker 1: Oh, I never heard of that one neither but in.
Speaker 2: Northfield, older or no or I don't know. Compassed on
Speaker 2: my list.
Speaker 6: One that's set in do Luth is called Mary Kiss Cam,
Speaker 6: one in another in Duluth Christmas break In, and another
Speaker 6: in du Luth Rescuing Christmas. So three in Duluth, one
Speaker 6: in Northfield, and one in the Twin Cities usual.
Speaker 1: It's a shame then we don't know. I mean, we
Speaker 1: know Jingle all the Way and really that's about it,
Speaker 1: and it's kind of a mid movie. It's okay.
Speaker 2: I know, I'm gonna say I've never seen it.
Speaker 8: I wonder if anyone listening has been in any of
Speaker 8: those movies as like an extra, Yes, I wonder if
Speaker 8: you were in any of those really hallmarky sounding homemark
Speaker 8: I think most of them are kind of hallmarky.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Alvey Rodrigo and her boyfriend Louis or Louis Partridge have
Speaker 7: reportedly broken up after two years of dating. Uh, they
Speaker 7: were together, and Olivia Rodrigo went to Lily Allen's holiday
Speaker 7: party and she just broke down and was talking to
Speaker 7: I guess Lily and a couple of her friends there.
Speaker 7: She said it has not been the easiest few weeks,
Speaker 7: but they decided it is better for them to be separate,
Speaker 7: which means the album we're getting Olivia Rodirigo in spring,
Speaker 7: it's gonna be so good, so much heart breaking emotion
Speaker 7: in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tatter Swift is gushing over Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 2: My friend Sabrina is coming tonight.
Speaker 4: She was the opening act like six months ago, but
Speaker 4: since then her career has skyrocketed. She's had the biggest
Speaker 4: song of the year. She put it on an arena
Speaker 4: tour on sale. It's sold out in like two seconds.
Speaker 4: I look up her tour schedule. She's got like a
Speaker 4: show yesterday, on a show tomorrow in different states, And
Speaker 4: I was like, is this like child abuse for me
Speaker 4: to even ask her to perform on her one day off?
Speaker 5: I know she's like twenty five, so that's.
Speaker 2: So a little down.
Speaker 3: But bl minsen though, So you can't sleep baby, I
Speaker 3: know that's the metwhistle.
Speaker 2: I can't or do we go?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, do the chord progressions? I want you on
Speaker 4: stage for a million years. Sabrina is just like a
Speaker 4: shooting star. She's just like battling herself for number one
Speaker 4: on the charts all summer, and when you see that happen,
Speaker 4: you're just like, go fly higher.
Speaker 2: Oh that's cool.
Speaker 8: The Kansas City Chiefs announced last night that they're going
Speaker 8: to be leaving Arrowhead Stadium, which they've been with Dave
Speaker 8: since what the sixties, I can't remember.
Speaker 1: The Chief's been around since the sixties. They've been an
Speaker 1: Arrowhead Stadium since the sixties. And even after all the
Speaker 1: reconstruction of modification and modernization, they still kept their iconic
Speaker 1: oval scoreboard, which it's still an oval scoreboard, but now
Speaker 1: it's all like digital electronic, that type of thing. But
Speaker 1: it used to be like a manual scoreboard, like a
Speaker 1: guy would sit up there with like numbers and he
Speaker 1: would place them in there right, and they still have
Speaker 1: the Oval scoreboard. But Arrowhead Stadium is going to be
Speaker 1: sadly abandoned.
Speaker 8: Yeah, not for a handful of years though, because they're
Speaker 8: moving over to Kansas right across the state line for
Speaker 8: a three billion domed stadium that is going to be
Speaker 8: being built, but not till twenty thirty one, so you
Speaker 8: still have plenty of time if you try to get
Speaker 8: to Arrowhead before they're not playing that.
Speaker 1: I love football teams that still play out in the
Speaker 1: elements because like the Packers still like you know, like
Speaker 1: once a year you'll see like a snowy game, or
Speaker 1: the Patriots they'll play in a snowy game. Viking's cushy, cushy,
Speaker 1: warm warm. But the Denver Broncos still playing in an
Speaker 1: open stadium, so once a year you get a snowy game.
Speaker 1: It's just very cool to see that.
Speaker 8: I have to say, even if you hate the Packers,
Speaker 8: experiencing Lambeau is such a moment if you love the NFL,
Speaker 8: like I just highly recommend going there and tailgating and
Speaker 8: experience it on the bleacher seats where your butt's freezing well.
Speaker 1: And I think that's probably the oldest NFL stadium that
Speaker 1: is still active. I mean they again, they've modernized it
Speaker 1: several times they have, but it's still it's the same location,
Speaker 1: same field, lambeau Field. I got one more. I got
Speaker 1: one more. Which side of the foil when you use
Speaker 1: aluminum foil, like Reynolds rap aluminum foil, which side should
Speaker 1: you use? There's a shiny side and a dull side.
Speaker 1: Reynolds finally clears up the mystery. They say number one,
Speaker 1: either side works, just five. It's true. However, they do
Speaker 1: say the dull side is nonstick. So if you're wrapping
Speaker 1: around a chicken breast or whatever and you want to
Speaker 1: open it, use the dull side for non stick. And
Speaker 1: you can basically use it for baking, roasting, and broiling,
Speaker 1: and then parchment paper for cooking at four twenty or lower,
Speaker 1: because paper bursts into flames at what temperature anybody? Anybody
Speaker 1: in thousand degrees?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Three hundred, no, no, like no.
Speaker 1: Four to fifty one is in the ray breadbury because
Speaker 1: that is the temperature that books burn a fahrenheit four
Speaker 1: fifty one.
Speaker 6: Exactly when I say one thousand degrees, it does burn
Speaker 6: at a thousand degrees.
Speaker 1: Well, that's a good that's a good point, Bailey.
Speaker 2: Guess yes, I got Bailey.
Speaker 1: What do you think I'm wearing my new Christmas shirt?
Speaker 1: What do you think about my new Christmas shirt?
Speaker 6: Well, I mean it's a little bit like gaudier than
Speaker 6: I would prefer it to be, But other than that,
Speaker 6: I hate it.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 2: That's our new joke.
Speaker 1: We'll be back with a Christmas wish and Jenny's been
Speaker 1: on Reddit. More Christmas music coming up on ca