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<v Speaker 1>All right is Mojo In the morning, Zach accidentally texts

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong person and wait till you hear who he

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<v Speaker 1>mistakenly text who was?

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<v Speaker 2>Or? First off, what was the whole story? What's happen?

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<v Speaker 2>So this weekend it was my aunt. It was her

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<v Speaker 2>seventieth birthday birthday? What's name? Aunt? Maggie? So Maggie, she

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<v Speaker 2>was the first one to take me in after my

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<v Speaker 2>mom passed up while my sister was, you know, getting situated.

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<v Speaker 2>So she means a lot to me. So we were

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<v Speaker 2>doing a huge celebration. On the way in, I see

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<v Speaker 2>a huge billboard for do you know Rob Thomas from

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<v Speaker 2>Matchbox twenty? Do I know Rob Thomas? I can name

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<v Speaker 2>every single Matchbox twenty song is in my playlist. I

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<v Speaker 2>love him, I love it. So I have a really

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<v Speaker 2>good buddy who I thought was going to be at

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<v Speaker 2>the seventieth birthday party named Tony texted him and I'm like, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 2>Rob Thomas is coming April or whatever. What did you

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<v Speaker 2>see whe'd you see this? I saw like a billboard

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<v Speaker 2>going into like nov Okay Detroit to Nova.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw a billboard Rob Thomas playing, So give me

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<v Speaker 1>yeah Battle Creek.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's real. Yeah. Well, I text Tony and I'm like, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>Rob Thomas is coming, let's go. Hear nothing for two

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<v Speaker 2>hours and I'm like, that's weird. Text back, I'm like

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<v Speaker 2>are you are you sure? Like? Are you not that excited?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought this was your favorite artist. Then I find

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<v Speaker 2>out I accidentally texted Tony Travado our boss? What made

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<v Speaker 2>you realize? The no response? And I was like, You're

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<v Speaker 2>not as excited as I thought you were going to be.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I don't think Tony's going to go to

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<v Speaker 2>this concert with me.

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<v Speaker 3>You just got their names as Tony yah, just Tony

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<v Speaker 3>and Tony t Wait, so so you sent the you

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<v Speaker 3>sent the note to Maggie's Tony and uh and Tony

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<v Speaker 3>Travado or his Kev's dad calls him Tony Levado.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he think you were trying to ask for tickets

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<v Speaker 1>or what?

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<v Speaker 2>Did he think? He seemed not as excited. All he

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<v Speaker 2>said was yes with yeah. He said where's he playing?

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<v Speaker 2>I said Battle Creek and he was like, yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 2>kind of far. I thought it was my friend. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, you're not as excited as I thought you

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<v Speaker 2>were gonna Tony was a big match box. I wonder

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<v Speaker 2>if Tony Travado thought it was like one of those

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<v Speaker 2>moments that happens to him all the time with all

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<v Speaker 2>you guys and me and everybody where. It's like, can

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<v Speaker 2>you get me? Ticke ads? Can you get me? Take adds?

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<v Speaker 2>Well I left him on Red. He was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's kind of far. It's in Battle Creek. And then

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<v Speaker 2>I realized it was Tony Tovato and I was like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna I'm just gonna pretend like this didn't happen.

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<v Speaker 1>This happens a lot to people where they'll text the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong Tony so to speak. Yeah, you know, we can

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<v Speaker 1>call let's call this texting the wrong Tony eight four

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<v Speaker 1>four Mojo Live. Who did you accidentally tax? And is

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<v Speaker 1>there something worse than what happened to Zach?

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<v Speaker 2>Poor? Zach was just about Rob Thomas coming to battle career.

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<v Speaker 2>Could you imagine if it was like a dirty text?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god? I know you don't talk about the

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<v Speaker 2>girl that you're dating, but does she have any names

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<v Speaker 2>that equal anybody? I don't even know what her name is, like,

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<v Speaker 2>is it what was her name was? Colleen? We'll call

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<v Speaker 2>her Colleen the other boss. Hey, Sunshine last night was amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know how funny that would be if all

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<v Speaker 2>of a sudden, out of the blue, Zach. Zach's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go pick up the baby oil Tony. It

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<v Speaker 2>was pretty late, it was like eleven thirty, so he's

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<v Speaker 2>probably like Zack water with cream tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>And the funny thing about Tony with Zach is Zach's

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<v Speaker 1>his assistant, so he has to answer your text messages

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<v Speaker 1>because it could be like something important, the station's on

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<v Speaker 1>fire type thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh I want you and Tony. I think you

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<v Speaker 2>and both Tony should go to this concert to be

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<v Speaker 2>our first concert together. Really. Yeah, we went to Blue

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<v Speaker 2>October like the first week I was hired, and dude,

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<v Speaker 2>it was amazing. And then I found out that like

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<v Speaker 2>that's his favorite band, and I knew none of the words.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just like, hey, Djo, what's out?

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<v Speaker 4>Hi?

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning guys. Morning.

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<v Speaker 2>First, So what's happened before?

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<v Speaker 5>It's a say, first time long time. I one time

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<v Speaker 5>I was dating a guy and I was trying to

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<v Speaker 5>gather some evidence about him cheating and stuff, and I

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<v Speaker 5>was taking all these things shots and then I accidentally

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<v Speaker 5>sent him the screenshop.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh say.

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<v Speaker 5>It was before you could like unsend messages and stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>So I don't know. I just I blocked him and

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<v Speaker 5>you blocked them immediately. I'm black him immediately, and then

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<v Speaker 5>I was just we broke up.

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<v Speaker 2>But uh, did he ever bring it up? Yeah? And

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<v Speaker 2>what did he say?

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<v Speaker 5>I addressed the situation, but I didn't tell him that

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<v Speaker 5>I was trying to stand it to the group chat.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, that's craziness. That's worse than Zach's. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Aiden? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 6>Hi there?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So I'm actually looking to move out to Grand Rapids,

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<v Speaker 4>live closer with family, and so I've been applying at

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<v Speaker 4>jobs out there. Well, one of my professors from school

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<v Speaker 4>was named his name's Ben, and I got him in

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<v Speaker 4>my phone as Ben. Well, the new guy that started

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<v Speaker 4>just two weeks ago is also named Ben, and I

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<v Speaker 4>shared contact information with him. Well, I texted the wrong Ben.

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<v Speaker 4>I texted the new guy and not my professor.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what did you say?

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<v Speaker 4>I told him, Hey, then, just wanted to give you

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<v Speaker 4>an update. I thought the interview went really well and YadA, YadA, YadA.

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<v Speaker 2>Did the professor text back? Well, it was it was

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<v Speaker 2>the new guy was his coworker.

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<v Speaker 1>What the funny thing is when you do this and

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<v Speaker 1>they don't text back, like Tony didn't for a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>and now you're left with that Tony's a dad, Ben.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, why would Ben do that to me? What's

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<v Speaker 1>going on, Tiffany?

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, So my best.

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<v Speaker 5>Friend and my dad have the same name, and so

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<v Speaker 5>I text my best guy friend that I hooked up

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<v Speaker 5>with another dude and found out it was my dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, well.

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<v Speaker 5>My dad, even when I was like older, like almost thirty,

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<v Speaker 5>still thought I never had sex.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, daddy, Oh my god, that's the Were you

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<v Speaker 1>graphic with what you're hooked up with?

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<v Speaker 2>And dead? No?

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<v Speaker 5>Because he was my best guy friend.

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<v Speaker 2>So thankfully that saved me a little bit. But that's good.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh good. What's up, Sarah? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 7>I'm doing good. How are you guys? Being important?

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<v Speaker 2>We're all right, We're good, We're having fun. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 7>Well? So I had a time where my friend and

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<v Speaker 7>me were texting back and forth basically screenshots of she

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<v Speaker 7>was trying to find a way to break up with

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<v Speaker 7>her boyfriend, her long time boyfriend, and she send me

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<v Speaker 7>screenshots of their conversation and all that, and basically I

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<v Speaker 7>accidentally sent the screen shots of art like of she

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<v Speaker 7>sent to me and to the boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, wh who are you meaning to send them to?

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<v Speaker 7>I've been meaning to send them to our other friend,

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<v Speaker 7>our other mutual friend, to ask her to get her opinion?

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<v Speaker 2>Because how did you get them names mixed up? Though?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, you were doing that on purpose?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 7>I think that, like it was really just I was

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<v Speaker 7>supposed to text.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It was like a big friend group. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not good. Were you? Are you no longer friends

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<v Speaker 2>with anybody anymore? Did they all friend you?

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<v Speaker 7>Chair?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 7>No, so they like that she eventually broke up, like

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<v Speaker 7>he broke up with her, But we're still I'm still friends.

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<v Speaker 7>We're still friends, like me and heversal friends.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the.

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<v Speaker 7>Guys are kind of yeah, but not with any of

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<v Speaker 7>the guys that we had. They were hockey teams.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you imagine the poor guy finds out that his

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<v Speaker 2>girl's breaking up with him through the text messages. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>what's up, TIMF how you doing?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm good?

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<v Speaker 2>How are you good?

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking about the wrong Tony here with Zach? What's

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<v Speaker 1>going on with you?

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<v Speaker 2>So?

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<v Speaker 6>I had a guy send me a naked photo and

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<v Speaker 6>I accidentally send it to my friend's mom.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you? How'd you do that?

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<v Speaker 4>Because she was.

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<v Speaker 6>Texting me from her phone counters was dead and I

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<v Speaker 6>saved her contact under the wrong names.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, and what did mama say?

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<v Speaker 6>She said, Hi, Tiffany, this is Ashley's mom.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's a great chance. Finished that one in there, Brittany,

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<v Speaker 2>what's going on? Brittany?

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<v Speaker 8>Hi, good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a good one. She had a mother in

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<v Speaker 1>law mix up. What's up?

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<v Speaker 4>You got?

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<v Speaker 8>My sister in law and my mother in law had

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<v Speaker 8>the same exact initials. And one day my mother in

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<v Speaker 8>law got in this huge fight. So I wanted to

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<v Speaker 8>tell my sister in law about it, and I ended

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<v Speaker 8>up texting like this huge message, just talking a bunch

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<v Speaker 8>of crap, and I sent it to my mother in law.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, about her? Are you guys?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Good now it was fine. Yeah, we're fine. We've Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was a while ago, but it was bad. I

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<v Speaker 2>bet your husband did not appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 8>I was very valid.

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<v Speaker 2>So now listen to this one. This one sounds like

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<v Speaker 2>something you'd see in a porn Jessica, are you there? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Why what happens?

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<v Speaker 6>Jessica, Well, while I was at work, mind you, I

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<v Speaker 6>mean I was a nanny.

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<v Speaker 5>I sent a boot pick to my boss instead.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I don't what did you get fired?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, she was funny. She was like, yes, yes, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, but you inspired me. Maybe I'll be sending

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<v Speaker 2>some picks to to my.

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<v Speaker 1>What was what was the whole reason why you were

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<v Speaker 1>sending a boot pick?

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<v Speaker 2>What was what was going on just with my boyfriend?

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<v Speaker 5>And then I just sent it the wrong the wrong time, wrong?

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<v Speaker 2>Ye? Do you think you would have kept your job

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<v Speaker 2>if you sent it to your boss's husband. I would

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<v Speaker 2>have gasted. I wouldn't have Thank you for the call.

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<v Speaker 2>I appreciate it. By the way.

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<v Speaker 1>The title of this podcast, The Wrong Tony could also

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<v Speaker 1>be either a sitcom on ABC on Friday nights or

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<v Speaker 1>a pornsny