WEBVTT - Caught Parents Cheating 

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<v Speaker 1>This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by

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<v Speaker 1>Farrah and Farrah, Tampa accident attorneys. We've got War of

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<v Speaker 1>the Roses, which is going to be a very interesting one.

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell you this much. We have never had

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<v Speaker 1>a moment quite like this. And I know I keep

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<v Speaker 1>saying that, but that's how just bizarre these moments have

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<v Speaker 1>been for us as of late. You guys have anything

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<v Speaker 1>on your bucket list when it comes to War of

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<v Speaker 1>the Roses? Is there any type of cheater we haven't

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<v Speaker 1>caught that maybe one day we'll catch? Because when I

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<v Speaker 1>say this one is, well, the family reunion is going

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<v Speaker 1>to be really weird. I mean the family reunion is

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<v Speaker 1>going to be very weird.

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<v Speaker 2>There's one in particular. But basically, I want to catch

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<v Speaker 2>somebody who's getting with their significant other's mom.

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<v Speaker 1>If you think your significant other is hooking up with

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<v Speaker 1>your mom, please send us an email. TheJoeShow at 93.3FLZ.com.

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<v Speaker 1>What would be the worst type of person? Because– Wait

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<v Speaker 1>until we get into this at 7.30. What would be

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<v Speaker 1>the worst type of person to catch your significant other

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<v Speaker 1>hooking up with?

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<v Speaker 2>Ooh, if I found out that they were with one

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<v Speaker 2>of my siblings, for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I think siblings is worse than mom.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I think a parent would be worse.

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<v Speaker 1>Because my siblings are younger, so I would go, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you're immature. That's dumb. I'll forgive you one day. Yeah, nice. Hey, nice. Hey, nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice. But if it's my parents, you know. That's like

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<v Speaker 1>the ultimate betrayal. I know. Especially if it was my mom.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, what the hell just happened? Well, Joe,

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<v Speaker 1>I got to tell you something. I'm kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>Or if it was their parents and it was one

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<v Speaker 2>of your good friends. So let's say, hypothetically, in this scenario,

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<v Speaker 2>Ashley and your mom were... I'd much rather Ashley and

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<v Speaker 2>my mom than Alyssa and my mom. What about Alyssa

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<v Speaker 2>and your dad? Sorry, I'm going really dark here this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Alyssa and my mom are who?

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<v Speaker 2>Alyssa and your mom and Alyssa and your dad.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I've always said. Or Alyssa and your cousin Zay. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I have always said that if I get cheated on,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope she's hooking up with a woman because I

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<v Speaker 1>can't compete with that. At least it's not something that

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<v Speaker 1>I have. I can respect that answer. Does that make sense? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I totally get it. Does that make sense, Katie? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>would you rather catch Sean cheating on you with a

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<v Speaker 1>woman or a man? You had no control over this. Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>She was born this way, and she didn't realize it

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<v Speaker 1>until recently. 100%. Your hands are washed of it. Now

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<v Speaker 1>if it's another guy, that might have been something you did. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>See?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, hold on. You can't blame the victim. Yeah, you can.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes you can. Sometimes you can. I will victim shame

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<v Speaker 1>all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Not all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes.

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<v Speaker 1>Just sometimes. But about 25% of the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes 30. But I think I would rather it be

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<v Speaker 1>my mom. So thank you for that hypothetical. I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>big hypothetical guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you are.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that. I like that a lot. Katie, you've

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<v Speaker 1>got brothers and sisters.

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<v Speaker 2>I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you rather have Sean hook up with your brother

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<v Speaker 1>or your sister? That is a Sophie's choice. I cannot

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<v Speaker 1>pick that. I just had to answer mine. And it

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<v Speaker 1>was my mom. I can't even. I don't know. Brother,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess. Ashley, your dad's lonely right now. He is.

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<v Speaker 1>He's looking for a hookup. Sparrow girl? No. No? No.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd rather your mom?

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Shout out to mom. Spin the block. So we all

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<v Speaker 1>agree it would be better to be cheated on if

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<v Speaker 1>it was the same sex? Yeah. You want your significant

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<v Speaker 1>other hooking up with the same sex?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm born this way.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly. Wait, but wouldn't you want it to be the

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<v Speaker 1>opposite way? I wouldn't care, honestly. You wouldn't care if

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<v Speaker 1>you got cheated on? No, I'm saying like... Yeah, really?

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<v Speaker 1>If it was... That's a lie. Yeah, totally my dad.

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<v Speaker 1>I would just be okay with my dad. Yeah, because

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<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't... Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. You can't compete with that. Can't compete with it.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>No. Sorry, I threw my gap.

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<v Speaker 2>Rightfully so. We're throwing this case out today, Judge. We are.

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<v Speaker 1>We're throwing it out.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, now that we know all of that, hopefully that

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<v Speaker 1>is the perfect setup. Sorry, that was gross. Hopefully that

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<v Speaker 1>is the perfect setup for 730 because this is not

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<v Speaker 1>a good situation to be in.