Speaker 1: Morning, lady, gentlemen, and welcome to video message number twenty nine.
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Speaker 5: It is the fifth day of January twenty twenty six.
Speaker 5: You used to say, and then writing that, huh, my
Speaker 5: name is Chris Hockey. Welcome to the Partrip Morning Show
Speaker 5: on a Monday morning.
Speaker 3: Here we go. That's it.
Speaker 5: The season's over, Viking season over. Didn't it just start
Speaker 5: a minute ago? Lots of talk about their Ben Leeber
Speaker 5: Mike Mussman cast the thousands Power Trip Morning Show back
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Speaker 3: Come on in. I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 6: If anyone owns the birds, I should say congratulations. First off,
Speaker 6: you're doing God's work, because here's what happens when you
Speaker 6: own a bird, is you isolate. The best thing about
Speaker 6: the animal his ability to fly, and you rip that
Speaker 6: way from them and you replace that with your conditional love.
Speaker 3: And then you're jamming into a cage and you explained
Speaker 3: I'm going to work like forever goodbye, and you throw
Speaker 3: a blanket on it and.
Speaker 6: You're just like, yeah, he could be flying around in
Speaker 6: the sky, but just feel more comfortable.
Speaker 3: If he's in prison on my apartment.
Speaker 6: And you're like, I got a flight to catch you
Speaker 6: remember flying.
Speaker 3: Play with that cat. I'm like a dog and heat
Speaker 3: freaking out.
Speaker 7: Report I have an appetite for sex because me so hardy.
Speaker 7: The f sid is we.
Speaker 3: Feed us on your side. You hear the distance, thunder
Speaker 3: this land in your stray.
Speaker 2: Yes, pitch.
Speaker 3: To take it, dude, TI.
Speaker 2: Hi, Welcome to the Power to Your Morning, Joe. It
Speaker 2: is Monday, January fifth.
Speaker 1: Finally feels like a regular week on The Power to
Speaker 1: the Morning Show.
Speaker 2: The band is.
Speaker 1: All here, Regular schedule, Regular week twenty twenty six, The
Speaker 1: Viking Season. In the rear view mirror, Hi, good morning,
Speaker 1: Hi Corey. How are you great?
Speaker 2: How are you? I'm good Man cool Bog's daddy, How
Speaker 2: are you? I'm great?
Speaker 3: I love I love it, love what my my email's
Speaker 3: been signing in over there for twenty two minutes trying
Speaker 3: to get onto the I love it. It's great, all
Speaker 3: the things I had prepared. You know, I write the
Speaker 3: entire show. It's a script.
Speaker 2: Did you forget your password?
Speaker 5: I remembered it and then I loaded in on my
Speaker 5: and the computer was like, cool, let me sign you in.
Speaker 3: Hang on a second. Oh it's great, it's great fun. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's awesome. That's all right, it's good man. It's the
Speaker 3: way I wanted to start the new year. Let's go, yeah,
Speaker 3: new year man, that's right.
Speaker 2: Well, it's the new sports here. The Viking season is over.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We put that baby to bed, just like Louis. Yeah,
Speaker 1: put him to bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's no baby anymore's teenager now, right, he's one?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, he's growing up
Speaker 7: every second. He's currently asleep right now.
Speaker 3: No, he's not. He is now. He's snuck out the
Speaker 3: window and he's partying with some hookers.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I didn't know he had Petty Cash on it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Richard Petty Cash.
Speaker 2: He knew him. Richard Petty still alive? Correct?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 2: Is he loaded? He's gotta be.
Speaker 3: Probably not at the moments early in the morment.
Speaker 1: I don't mean drunk. I mean it must have been
Speaker 1: here at seven. I mean like, yeah, I mean he
Speaker 1: could be is Richard he's a multimillionaire. But I'm saying,
Speaker 1: does he have twenty million? Does he have two hundred million?
Speaker 1: What does Richard Petty have? This says he's worth and whatever?
Speaker 1: This means sixty five million, sixty saying you own a
Speaker 1: racing team.
Speaker 3: I don't think he does anymore.
Speaker 2: If he is, it's like a partial honor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got a halfy.
Speaker 2: How old do you think he is?
Speaker 3: Cor Oh? Man, I have no idea, but I'm gonna guess.
Speaker 1: Uh, I guess in his eighties.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say eighty four.
Speaker 7: Do you know, Zach? No, I would say that's a
Speaker 7: about it. I would have put him at eighty two.
Speaker 3: Hogs I'm a save, But eighty nine.
Speaker 2: He's eighty eight. Eighty eight years old? Wow, eighty eight.
Speaker 3: Is twice great?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well good for him?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, he's still he's still around. Man.
Speaker 1: Well, speaking of birthdays, shouldn't you do you have a
Speaker 1: flight to DC today, Zachary?
Speaker 3: Or not? Today's your day?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: You guys don't know Zach is a Jay sixer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Zacha parties into Washington, d C. Every handful of years,
Speaker 1: and his birthday is tomorrow. So I assumed you were
Speaker 1: going to Washington tomorrow to dress.
Speaker 7: It's gonna take a couple of gavels. Good for you man,
Speaker 7: the tour, yeah, well, self guided, self guided tour, Yeah,
Speaker 7: right on. Good for you man.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday tomorrow, Gavel de Gras, great, great artist.
Speaker 3: Oh, he doesn't want to be anything other than when he's.
Speaker 2: Trying to be.
Speaker 1: Lately, you're getting high for your birthday, chariot. What you
Speaker 1: getting high for your birthday? I mean it's a Tuesday.
Speaker 3: No, it's during the week. Okay, you don't do it
Speaker 3: during the week.
Speaker 2: Good for you.
Speaker 3: Zech. Look at you guys, all disciplined.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we try nice discipline. Thanks man. Time is welcome.
Speaker 2: Thirty five long.
Speaker 3: Way to go?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got a ways to go.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, did anybody else stay up and
Speaker 3: watch every bit of that last game last night? No good,
Speaker 3: I can't believe it's so good.
Speaker 5: The kid missed the extra point and you're like, that's
Speaker 5: gonna catch him, cast him the game, and then it did,
Speaker 5: but it didn't because dude, missed the field goal.
Speaker 3: My god, that's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: The freaking stealers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, moving on, ravens Out, I like, I like moments
Speaker 1: when you just yell at the TV.
Speaker 7: You know, you know, you sound like a crazy You
Speaker 7: fairly look like a crazy person. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're
Speaker 7: just sitting there like, Oh, I.
Speaker 3: Was like, no, she's an actress. Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was fun. It was a good game.
Speaker 3: How many games of the year we had this season? Well,
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, it's brand new year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so one.
Speaker 1: How many absolutely unwatchable games were yesterday?
Speaker 2: Almost almost all of them.
Speaker 1: That's the worst part about the last week of the
Speaker 1: year is you get two or three games that mean
Speaker 1: everything and the rest of them are just preseason games
Speaker 1: on steroids.
Speaker 2: And our game was one of them. Yeah, that sucked.
Speaker 3: Feeland's going to the playoffs with our future quarterback.
Speaker 2: Future quarterback.
Speaker 1: Well, if you don't mind me pulling up Twitter here,
Speaker 1: give me a second talk amongst yourselves. I'll give you
Speaker 1: a topic road neither an yesterday. J J McCarthy sucks
Speaker 1: kind of I did, Yeah, Johnson.
Speaker 3: JJ McCarthy is the worst quarterback.
Speaker 2: He's a man, a mommy.
Speaker 3: You tweet a lot let me fall back.
Speaker 2: Yes, so here it is.
Speaker 1: Eleven hours ago, saw stweeted JJ McCarthy should not be
Speaker 1: the starter next season.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to my Ted talk. And I
Speaker 2: don't like Facebook.
Speaker 1: And Ted talk was just capital T, lowercase E, lowercase D,
Speaker 1: as in it was a guy's name.
Speaker 2: I don't Ted talk.
Speaker 3: I don't think. I'm not quite sure why I'm here
Speaker 3: or what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: JJ McCarthy should not be the starter next season. Thank
Speaker 1: you for listening to my Ted talk. What a weird
Speaker 1: Ted talk that would be? Yea, it was quick.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't think he's earned the starting job, and
Speaker 7: I think that they will. They will bring in a
Speaker 7: veteran quarterback who will be the starter next season.
Speaker 3: The starter, Yes, not compete to be the starter, but.
Speaker 7: Yes, such as I mean Lamar Jackson, Baker Mayfield.
Speaker 3: Lamar Jackson, mac Jones.
Speaker 7: I mean, there's a lot of Mack truck, Mack truck,
Speaker 7: Madni Diesel truck.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I just think, like after you watched yesterday's game, and
Speaker 7: I know it was a meaningless football game, but like, no,
Speaker 7: those are like third string guys. If you put your
Speaker 7: guy Corey brock perty or Lamar Jackson or Jordan Love
Speaker 7: against that defense, he probably throws for like three hundred
Speaker 7: and fifty yards in multiple touchdowns. No, oh good, you
Speaker 7: got the pro Oh nice phone, car, I did what
Speaker 7: did you have fas right in front of the camera.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing that on purpose.
Speaker 3: I'm just reading this.
Speaker 2: I did have the eleven. I didn't know what you're
Speaker 2: talking about for a second.
Speaker 1: I saw sixteen hours ago you tweeted nine is struggling
Speaker 1: against fourth string guys, and and then you tweeted a
Speaker 1: gift of Lamar Jackson dancing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, let Lamar Jackson go. I mean, boy, he
Speaker 3: threw some dimes. Oh my gosh, was he good last night?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean I do you guys think that he'll
Speaker 2: be the starter Week one next season?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 7: Thank you jack Black for standing up for now. Hell yeah,
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I hate to go Tom Pellis sauna, but I feel
Speaker 1: like it's fifty to fifty because I definitely think they're
Speaker 1: going to let him compete for it. If you bring
Speaker 1: in Lamar Jackson, then clearly he loses that, right. If
Speaker 1: it's Burrow, if it's a huge name like Baker or
Speaker 1: Burrow or Jackson, then obviously JJ's the backup. If it's
Speaker 1: somebody like mac Jones, I think they're going to do
Speaker 1: the competition bit and then he's useless. I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't think mac Jones would come here and be thrilled
Speaker 1: about being in a competition.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well that's the Alec Lewis wrote about that.
Speaker 7: That's the problem they're going to have is they're not
Speaker 7: going to get a lot of these guys that are established,
Speaker 7: you know, fringe starters are not going to want to
Speaker 7: come to a situation where they're going to be in
Speaker 7: a competition.
Speaker 3: You should wear a fringe.
Speaker 7: That's why Daniel Jones is not here. You should wear
Speaker 7: a fedora, I should and French. That be a great look.
Speaker 7: Al what about some him bar mustache going on?
Speaker 2: That would be great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that'd be cool. You actually do have.
Speaker 1: Kind of a face and a beard that would fit
Speaker 1: the Old West, like a really nice kind of Val
Speaker 1: Kilmer mustache.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I wishculosis Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's the other Oh no, that is Val Kilmer.
Speaker 1: Why don't you Why don't you get a Val Kilmer
Speaker 1: mustache and wear a cowboy hat three hundred and sixty
Speaker 1: days a year. Yeah, and then not get not three
Speaker 1: sixty five, three sixty.
Speaker 2: So what days would I not wear a cowboy hat?
Speaker 2: You pick? Okay, dealer's choice.
Speaker 7: So if I don't want to wear yourself first five,
Speaker 7: then I don't, But then I got to wear it
Speaker 7: the rest of the year.
Speaker 1: Again, that would be a really weird choice if I
Speaker 1: was you, because like, what if you have a funeral? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I and you already wasted your five cowboy hatless
Speaker 1: days Jan one through five, and now you're now you're
Speaker 1: wearing a cowboy hat to your You know, I don't
Speaker 1: know your dad's funeral.
Speaker 2: You'd be like, what I should have?
Speaker 3: What am I doing?
Speaker 1: By the way, best of luck to Jeff in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty six. I didn't mean to be so ominous. Pull
Speaker 1: your hands up.
Speaker 7: Don't you think Hockey would want me to wear a
Speaker 7: cowboy hat to his funeral?
Speaker 3: M I want you all to be dead. If I'm dead, geez.
Speaker 1: So buried in a cowboy hat though, just before him?
Speaker 1: How do they do that? How do they do what?
Speaker 7: They put the cowboy hat and then the dead guy
Speaker 7: in the casket?
Speaker 2: Don't they put it here? Oh? You also can kind
Speaker 2: of just tilt it over like at an angle.
Speaker 1: So it looks like they're going, ma'am, yeah, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, up on the yah, you can put
Speaker 1: the hand up on the brim.
Speaker 2: When I dip, you dip, we dip. Great show.
Speaker 3: Charmed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I feel like if we are
Speaker 1: at Chris's funeral, it's going to be closed casket and
Speaker 1: he's not going to be in there.
Speaker 2: The whole thing is going to be a room. Take
Speaker 2: it away from the law. But I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody's gonna cry because nobody's gonna believe
Speaker 1: that he's actually dead.
Speaker 3: Here's all I want that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna peak.
Speaker 1: You're gonna peak because you're gonna be like he asked
Speaker 1: us to not come looking for him, so I don't
Speaker 1: think he's actually in there. So everybody else is gonna go, Paul, Paul, Paul,
Speaker 1: close Casca, what are you doing? And you're gonna get
Speaker 1: in there and you're gonna peek, and he's gonna have
Speaker 1: some kind of a body double like die fiery or something.
Speaker 3: He'll be there though.
Speaker 7: This guy's like missus doubtfire yeah, because yeah, yeah, he'll
Speaker 7: want to hear all the nice things we say about it.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, wow, Owen Wilson will be there, Yeah, just
Speaker 7: on a whim.
Speaker 3: Travis Kelsey, whoa.
Speaker 1: Who's the most famous person that would would come to
Speaker 1: your funeral?
Speaker 2: John Randall? Probably, Nick Swartson probably.
Speaker 3: I wonder if I wonder if joshain Mo would come
Speaker 3: to my funeral.
Speaker 1: That's a good question. Give him a call. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: bet he would. Is it in North Dakota? Would you
Speaker 1: have your funeral in North Dakota? If you knew Josh
Speaker 1: was gonna show up?
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be in charge of it. Who is?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: You shouldn't you shouldn't have any say in your funeral?
Speaker 3: Probably not.
Speaker 2: Don't you get dead?
Speaker 3: Go away?
Speaker 2: Any of you guys have a will?
Speaker 3: Not for you? I will.
Speaker 2: I lost my will a long time.
Speaker 7: But like you should, Corlus, I mean I don't yet.
Speaker 2: And that's what my old man is. Do you have one?
Speaker 3: Right? Hawk? Correct? Correct? Correct?
Speaker 2: Do you have one?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: I don't have any affairs in order?
Speaker 1: Yeah, have some affairs, have.
Speaker 3: Some affairs the new you in twenty six? Yeah, what's
Speaker 3: mine going to say? You get this debt, you get
Speaker 3: this debt, you get this debt, and you get fuck wow,
Speaker 3: who's that going to you're dead? Well, it's his.
Speaker 2: Originally he wrote the will.
Speaker 1: I mean it'd be weird to give an engraved one
Speaker 1: to somebody else.
Speaker 2: I mean it says to my sweet Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: And I do not want him having like a death
Speaker 3: wish on somebody. You would grave to dildo for my dad? Well, yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean obviously I don't want to get him mixed up.
Speaker 3: I have to have a mark. Who's his? Who's I
Speaker 3: don't want to get your dad dildo mixed up? Potrip Betts's.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, do you still have that?
Speaker 3: I don't know where it went. Stand up?
Speaker 2: Mmmm, it's a ludicrous Yeah, that who saying stand up?
Speaker 2: Great song?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is that the name of the song or is that
Speaker 2: just what he says? Wow?
Speaker 7: For a goof, it would be funny to invite somebody
Speaker 7: with you just said, I'm like, what's a gooth?
Speaker 3: For a goof?
Speaker 7: It would be funny to invite somebody with severe Tourett's
Speaker 7: and like that to your funeral.
Speaker 2: It's a gag.
Speaker 7: That would be funny just for a gooth. That would
Speaker 7: be hilarious.
Speaker 3: Fuck th right, if.
Speaker 7: You get in a circle with the casket and then
Speaker 7: you played duck Duck gooth not in this state.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can anywhere else that plays here. We play
Speaker 1: Duck Duck cut Gray Duck.
Speaker 2: You know that.
Speaker 1: Of course, have some more affairs in twenty twenty six, exactly, get.
Speaker 3: Them lined up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, line up some affairs. Bet Lever will be here
Speaker 1: in like forty five minutes.
Speaker 2: Michael J. Mussman.
Speaker 1: The third should be here about seven o'clock. The Viking
Speaker 1: season is over. We'll talk about that at some point.
Speaker 3: Did you hear yesterday's pregame show Corey? I did not.
Speaker 3: I had a fact the blue Saucy's mind.
Speaker 2: Yes, sir, is that right?
Speaker 3: Yes, must blow your mind when we come back, because
Speaker 3: I don't think anybody listened to the pregame show Yeshay.
Speaker 1: Okay, I can't believe anybody watched or listen to the game.
Speaker 1: Who is that bad what I've done?
Speaker 3: We were on at ten forty five.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well no, if you went too bet the over
Speaker 7: under of primetime games this team has next season, would
Speaker 7: you put it at one and a half.
Speaker 3: Nah, we're a good draw.
Speaker 2: I mean everybody gets a Thursday game. Yeah, so take that.
Speaker 1: So that's one. So are you asking do we get
Speaker 1: one more? I'd say for sure, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Packers Vikings is always that at least once.
Speaker 2: So I take the over.
Speaker 3: Plus, people are gonna want to know what Aaron Rodgers
Speaker 3: is doing a quarterback.
Speaker 1: Plus, as nuts as it sounds, we weren't a winning
Speaker 1: team this year.
Speaker 2: It doesn't feel like.
Speaker 1: It feels like we lost about thirty games, but the
Speaker 1: team technically finished with a winning record, which is a
Speaker 1: very fraudulent thing.
Speaker 7: True.
Speaker 2: We did, Yeah, yeah, yeah, we did. It's not debatable.
Speaker 1: Nope, but didn't feel like a winning year, but we
Speaker 1: did finish with a winning record. More of the Power
Speaker 1: Show after this on the Fan Human.
Speaker 5: Hi, everybody, Welcome to twenty twenty six. On the Parist
Speaker 5: Morning Show.
Speaker 3: Right oh, yesterday, it was the end of the Viking season.
Speaker 3: The coach was asked after the game, Well, JJ McBee, back,
Speaker 3: as you're starting quarterback next year.
Speaker 9: I think every year you're coming back to build a
Speaker 9: team throughout the offseason, throughout the draft, throughout the you know,
Speaker 9: leading into training camp. I think he's improved throughout the season.
Speaker 9: I think he's grown like a lot of young quarterbacks
Speaker 9: do throughout the season. Today was his tenth start. I
Speaker 9: can't wait to work with him in the offseason and
Speaker 9: absolutely look forward to the continued development and improvement.
Speaker 1: All Right, So his first season wipes away with injury.
Speaker 1: Second season he missed like half of it with injury,
Speaker 1: and obviously.
Speaker 3: He didn't play very well.
Speaker 2: When he did he had moments, but mostly didn't play
Speaker 2: very well.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: Once you're I would argue a year in, but definitely
Speaker 1: now two years in your draft selection means nothing. Right now,
Speaker 1: it's based on total Like, you can't just say, well,
Speaker 1: he was the tenth overall pick. We got to give
Speaker 1: him a chance. That's year one and maybe year two.
Speaker 1: Once you're two years in and a full year as
Speaker 1: a starter, even though you miss half of it because
Speaker 1: of injury and durability as a factor, you don't. You
Speaker 1: can't go back and go we have to give him
Speaker 1: all the time in the world.
Speaker 2: He was the tenth pick.
Speaker 1: Not anymore. Yeah, No, Now it's based on merit. It's
Speaker 1: based on actual results, and if the kid's not putting
Speaker 1: up results, you have to figure out a backup plan.
Speaker 1: So I think everybody in the world assumes there's gonna
Speaker 1: be a much different quarterback room in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be a part of it. And he might
Speaker 1: be the starter. I don't think it's a no for sure.
Speaker 1: The thing that sucks we can talk a lot about
Speaker 1: this one Ben gets here. The the goal for twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five was do we have a franchise quarterback?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Yes or no? We got to figure that out this year.
Speaker 1: And the thing that sucks is we just didn't figure
Speaker 1: that out.
Speaker 2: We did.
Speaker 1: We definitely one hundred percent cannot say yes. There's definitely
Speaker 1: people ready to say no. I don't think we can
Speaker 1: definitively say no either. It just sucks that we can't
Speaker 1: say yes. Yes is definitely not the answer because he
Speaker 1: missed so much time. The answer is on the spectrum
Speaker 1: of he's one hundred percent our starting quarterback, he's our
Speaker 1: franchise quarterback, or he's a one hundred percent of bust.
Speaker 1: Let's move on.
Speaker 2: It's like you should probably go to the gas station,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: The tank's not empty, but the arrow is definitely on
Speaker 1: that side of the equation, and you gotta fill up tank.
Speaker 3: Some some way.
Speaker 1: I don't know where do you guys put the arrow
Speaker 1: on that spectrum from full to empty.
Speaker 2: That's where I'm Matt.
Speaker 1: I'm at, like a quarter tank or I'm not ready
Speaker 1: to write him off, but it's we're in the quarter
Speaker 1: tank range.
Speaker 2: Hogs.
Speaker 3: Well, I think you'd be not doing your job if
Speaker 3: you didn't bring in somebody that was capable of taking
Speaker 3: the job from him exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he you.
Speaker 5: Know, in the in the ten games he started, I
Speaker 5: believe five of them, he either left the game or
Speaker 5: was injured in the game. So you don't know for
Speaker 5: sure if that was his fault or the the fault
Speaker 5: of the offensive line, or if he is, you know,
Speaker 5: a highly injured guy. I think there's too many question
Speaker 5: marks to just say we're good there.
Speaker 1: The part that sucks about that, though, is that if
Speaker 1: he had just lit it up the rest of the
Speaker 1: year but then just couldn't stay healthy, think of how
Speaker 1: optimistic we would still be if he was playing his
Speaker 1: ass off but then had a series of bad where
Speaker 1: he twisted his ankle or he had a hairline sure
Speaker 1: in his hand. You'd go, all right, it doesn't matter, though.
Speaker 1: When this guy's healthy, he's the real deal. We're not
Speaker 1: there either, No, we are not. So injuries are a factor.
Speaker 1: But even when he was healthy, he was his numbers
Speaker 1: were at some points historically bad right there. In the
Speaker 1: last twenty five years. At one point he had like
Speaker 1: the worst quarterback rating of anybody that had played whatever
Speaker 1: it was X amount of games.
Speaker 2: Yep, So.
Speaker 1: Injuries are a factor, but man, I'm I'm actually more
Speaker 1: bummed about the times that he was healthy and still
Speaker 1: not playing very well.
Speaker 3: Here's Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 1: It's you at your funeral. I'm pretty sure that's Chris.
Speaker 1: That's the exact wig he would select.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, don't look over. Is this all fake?
Speaker 1: All your hands up? Missus doutfire? What hawk I thought
Speaker 1: you were going to ask? Would Chris bang himself dressed
Speaker 1: as missus doubtfire?
Speaker 3: Here's what I know. At my funeral, I'll be there
Speaker 3: dressed as a woman. Yeah, but I won't be the
Speaker 3: only dude they're dressing.
Speaker 2: He'll be like, this is my moment.
Speaker 7: Actually he's going to reveal everybody because he's going to
Speaker 7: hit on you. Yeah, and then things are gonna get
Speaker 7: hot and heavy because you're not going to be able
Speaker 7: to resist no hit on a lady.
Speaker 2: Oh good, well, beer.
Speaker 1: Then is the exact beer that you have that's holding
Speaker 1: hands with my dad?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I will hold hands with your dad. I
Speaker 3: have to tell him the truth, the truth about what
Speaker 3: my sexuality.
Speaker 2: I think he knows that.
Speaker 3: Oh why why you have that? Running?
Speaker 2: That was quick? All right here, let's let's have a
Speaker 2: fun game.
Speaker 1: We can we can, we can run this back in
Speaker 1: forty five minutes with liber as well.
Speaker 2: I give you a name, I give you a name.
Speaker 1: You give me the percent chance they're back with the
Speaker 1: Vikings in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: Koc Yeah, yeah, ninety nine point.
Speaker 1: Ninety nine point nine exactly. Brian Flores fifty, that's a
Speaker 1: good one. Fifty fifty ish fifty yeah, quazy Adopha Mensa.
Speaker 2: Seventy five.
Speaker 1: Damn really, I'm gonna say sixty sixty sixty Harrison Smith
Speaker 1: zero ten one.
Speaker 2: You guys think he's done.
Speaker 3: I think he's done.
Speaker 7: I think Libra's bit, I'm sure you've heard it hawk listening.
Speaker 7: I think Libra's bit is spot on. That if let's
Speaker 7: say Brian and I'm just making this up, let's say
Speaker 7: Brian Flores goes to Pittsburgh because that head coach a
Speaker 7: lot of people speculate is going to go into TV
Speaker 7: and it's like week eight and they're like five and three.
Speaker 3: I think television.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that was what Pro Football Talk guy said yesterday.
Speaker 7: I see, but anyway, yeah, yeah, I think he would
Speaker 7: join a team that Brian Flores is on if they're good,
Speaker 7: If that makes sense strange.
Speaker 1: I just can't see him playing for anybody but the Vikings,
Speaker 1: and if Flores is here, maybe, but otherwise I just
Speaker 1: can't see him being a fourteen year Viking one year
Speaker 1: or whatever.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 7: Just like you said about you were right about Delan.
Speaker 7: Why would DeLand go to the pack.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it seems.
Speaker 1: Weird he's on a playoff team. Now he's on a
Speaker 1: playoff team any more names c J ham zero. It
Speaker 1: felt like zero yesterday, right, I mean that definitely felt
Speaker 1: ceremonial in a lot of ways.
Speaker 2: JJ McCarthy, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: The question is just.
Speaker 2: This, is he on the Vikings in twenty twenty six?
Speaker 7: I mean, yeah, unless it's like I think, if they
Speaker 7: were going to trade for somebody like Burrow, I think
Speaker 7: he would be part of the trade because I don't
Speaker 7: think they would want him on the team if they
Speaker 7: were moving on from him with like a great Row
Speaker 7: or Lamar Jackson or something to Lamar. Maybe even Baker, but.
Speaker 3: He coasts so little. Why wouldn't you keep them?
Speaker 7: Because I think they wouldn't want the distraction. I think
Speaker 7: they've realized how he has handled the thought of them
Speaker 7: bringing in somebody else hasn't worked well, so I think
Speaker 7: they would just move on from him.
Speaker 3: I think if you bring in a Burrow, Burrow might
Speaker 3: not even know his first name.
Speaker 2: Well said, yeah, well said, you know what I mean?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I think it would just the team whoever
Speaker 7: they're training with would probably want that. Yeah, just as
Speaker 7: uh yeah, A good point right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they, like the Bengals of the Ravens, aren't saying
Speaker 1: we got to get our hands on JJ McConnell.
Speaker 2: But it's like, we're going to need a quarterback.
Speaker 1: So if he's quarterback two for them, that makes more
Speaker 1: sense in quarterback two for us. He was definitely quarterback
Speaker 1: two for a good chunk of the year.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: How about Brian O'Neill.
Speaker 3: I just think they're going to restructure his deal. No,
Speaker 3: he'll definitely be here.
Speaker 2: TJ. Dikinson.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think I'd say like five to ten percent,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe lower than that.
Speaker 5: Here forever and only made the playoffs one time all right,
Speaker 5: And I'm sorry, been here forever and only had one
Speaker 5: playoff win. Justin Jefferson's never had a playoff win?
Speaker 3: How about that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What about Grenard?
Speaker 3: I think Grenard's closed to one hundred.
Speaker 2: He's zero guaranteed money, but they freaking love him and
Speaker 2: when he's on the field, he's a beast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I say O'Neill and Grenard are guarantees. Do you disagree?
Speaker 2: I don't think Brian O'Neill is a guarantee.
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, you don't think they're just going to restructure
Speaker 1: his deal?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just don't think he's a guarantee.
Speaker 10: Well, agree to disagree? And who told you that I
Speaker 10: got a good source? I mean, no, was a scotch butterscotch?
Speaker 10: What about Aaron Jones butterscotch?
Speaker 3: Don't you wish scotch butter scotch? I might willfully being
Speaker 3: out alcoholic? Yeah, wow, I love the taste of butterscotch. Yeah, say,
Speaker 3: I can't stop drinking this so good? And I love driving.
Speaker 2: Wow, your MIC's on. I would argue with that.
Speaker 1: With vanilla ice cream, butterscotches the number one topping, it's
Speaker 1: the number one way to go.
Speaker 2: It's amazing.
Speaker 7: How good is a butterscotch dip cone? Whoa dip cone?
Speaker 7: Dip cone?
Speaker 3: Weird shape venus?
Speaker 1: But whatever, man, you're into it, you're into it. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: this is year. Front Page Sports is next. This is
Speaker 1: the power tripleing Joe. Oh hangout, yeah, rip it, let's
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Speaker 1: In twenty twenty six, Oh no, you said there was
Speaker 1: some stat that blew everyone's mind.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you ready for this? Okay?
Speaker 5: Do you remember the cal versus Stanford game when the
Speaker 5: band ran on the field?
Speaker 2: Of course?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: Did you know the quarterback for the Stanford Cardinal was
Speaker 5: Andrew Lux Dad John Elway?
Speaker 2: That was on LA.
Speaker 3: Did you know the head coach for that squad was
Speaker 3: for Stanford? Yeah?
Speaker 2: This is guessable, not even close, not even close.
Speaker 3: A great Minnesota Viking name that just passed away.
Speaker 1: Oh oh god, what's his name? What's uh? What's front
Speaker 1: office guy's name?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 2: Who it is?
Speaker 1: How am I blanket on his name? Help me out?
Speaker 1: I could picture his freaking face. Super nice guy. Everybody
Speaker 1: loved him.
Speaker 3: How about saus p w no pee wee herman yel.
Speaker 2: Wiggans was the head coach Stanford, I didn't know we coached.
Speaker 5: I didn't know the Kansas City chiefs UH for two
Speaker 5: years or three years and then had like a year
Speaker 5: off in between. Then went to Stanford and was the
Speaker 5: head coach there when John l Way was the quarterback
Speaker 5: and Stanford Cardinal.
Speaker 3: I know, and not a crazy start. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a crazy stat when we come back,
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Speaker 5: How would you feel, Corey if you're on vacation with
Speaker 5: your fam in Puerto Rico and without you knowing it
Speaker 5: was gonna happen because nobody told you. The United States
Speaker 5: attacked Venezuela and you're in Puerto Rico and you're perto Rica.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'd feel all right, Ah, but what if
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Speaker 5: seven days, and Delta Airlines said they might cover it,
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Speaker 3: Hm, that'd be tough, right.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's one of those good news bad news things, right,
Speaker 1: financially bad news. Good news is you're stuck in Paradise
Speaker 1: for another handful of days.
Speaker 2: That'd be a nice call to the boss and go out.
Speaker 2: I'm stuck in Puerto Rico, see in a week.
Speaker 3: Can't do anything about it. Not my fault, Yeah, thank god,
Speaker 3: it's not Toma.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and what bosses should call Abbott because I don't know.
Speaker 3: He's never here and he won't answer. Yeah, no, he
Speaker 3: won't answer.
Speaker 2: No, he hates us.
Speaker 3: Plus he and I would be on vacation together. I
Speaker 3: wouldn't have to call.
Speaker 2: Oh that's very nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're getting to know each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they run in the same circles. Good for you, guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've been running more like an it'd be more
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Speaker 3: it's probably not good for your legs. And he's got
Speaker 3: drop foot yep. Yeah, this is a hard time running
Speaker 3: at all.
Speaker 2: He runs like Frank and stuff.
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Speaker 1: All right, some of you have heard of this, But
Speaker 1: I just I it's it's a stat that should blow
Speaker 1: everyone's mind because it's kind of no no, no, no, it's
Speaker 1: it's from a probability standpoint and just pure luck, pure coincidence.
Speaker 2: It's it's this one should blow everyone's mind.
Speaker 1: The second part, not the first part. How many interceptions
Speaker 1: did the Vikings have in twenty twenty five? The whole team?
Speaker 1: How many balls did the Vikings pickoff in twenty twenty five?
Speaker 3: Would you think I love them? Tan give us the
Speaker 3: first number?
Speaker 2: No, because it's the entire number.
Speaker 7: Ohious, you see you get pints.
Speaker 3: Gotta be nine?
Speaker 2: Then eight eight? They had eight interceptions.
Speaker 1: The leader for the league was the Chicago they had
Speaker 1: twenty three interceptions. Then the Jags had twenty two, the
Speaker 1: Chargers nineteen, Texans nineteen, the Seahawks and that defense.
Speaker 2: Eighteen, all playoff teams.
Speaker 1: The reason why I'm bringing this up, I'm sure some
Speaker 1: of you have seen this. Did you see how many
Speaker 1: of the New York Jets had in twenty twenty five?
Speaker 7: I did, I did, I did not Corey anything, Zachary,
Speaker 7: Oh boy, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Ten to eleven. That seems to be about the average.
Speaker 2: That's why I would bring it up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would bring up a stat to blow everybody's
Speaker 1: mind that the Jets had an average.
Speaker 3: They had one.
Speaker 2: No, they didn't two no zero.
Speaker 1: For the first time since nineteen thirty three, a team
Speaker 1: went an entire season without an interception, the Jets zero interceptions.
Speaker 2: Here's what's crazy about that.
Speaker 1: Since nineteen thirty three, no team has had fewer than two,
Speaker 1: so we haven't even had somebody that had one interception.
Speaker 1: The Jets went the entire year with a defensive minded
Speaker 1: coach by the way, right Aaron Glenn.
Speaker 2: Who I don't I think he's going to get fired.
Speaker 2: They went the entire year without an interception. I mean,
Speaker 2: Pete Carroll's getting fired.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's one hundred and five.
Speaker 1: But think about think about how crazy All it takes
Speaker 1: is end of a half, you know, heave. All it
Speaker 1: takes is one tipped ball, one batted ball, one ball
Speaker 1: where a receiver has it in its hands and then
Speaker 1: he pops it up and it falls right into the
Speaker 1: hands of it.
Speaker 3: Like it doesn't even have to be a bad throw.
Speaker 1: You just need one weird bounce and a ball gets intercepted.
Speaker 1: It didn't happen once all year for the New York
Speaker 1: Jets and zero interceptions.
Speaker 7: Everybody pointed out who tweeted about the stat they got
Speaker 7: to play Tuoa twice and didn't pick him off.
Speaker 1: I don't care if you play who's the guy who
Speaker 1: throws the fewest mate like Matt Stafford and Dilbert Gilbert.
Speaker 1: Yeah from the comic strip. If you played Dilbert seventeen
Speaker 1: times and he's a machine, yeah, once in a while,
Speaker 1: he's gonna pull one up for grabs.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: You know there's things in football called fifty to fifty balls. Right,
Speaker 1: you throw it up to your best receiver and say, hey,
Speaker 1: let's see what happens. Yeah, they caught zero of those
Speaker 1: zero zero.
Speaker 2: Zio.
Speaker 1: It's that is statistically overwhelmingly. We will not see that
Speaker 1: again in our lifetime. It's almost impossible. Yes, just for
Speaker 1: a perspective, I mentioned again, no team since nineteen thirty three.
Speaker 2: Had fewer than two.
Speaker 1: The Cowboys, the Titans, and the Niners had six and
Speaker 1: they were second to last. Wow, so they had six
Speaker 1: and that feels terrible, terrible. The Jets had zero.
Speaker 7: The tipball thing, Yeah, how is there not a tipball
Speaker 7: that just land in your last right?
Speaker 3: Now? Yeah? And how about this?
Speaker 2: How about this?
Speaker 3: They only had four fumbles. I would dress up for
Speaker 3: one of those other kind.
Speaker 1: Of They had four takeaways the entire year.
Speaker 3: They quit. That's not even quitting, that's just that's a.
Speaker 1: Mathematical absolute anomaly. Four takeaways in seventeen games.
Speaker 2: They're gonna be picking what second or third? I think
Speaker 2: their second?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Behind, Uh, that's nuts, rates rare, Oakland picks first Las Vegas.
Speaker 2: What do I always say Oakland because I'm not smart?
Speaker 3: It's the curd.
Speaker 7: And their last one, two, three, four, five games? They
Speaker 7: lost their last five games. They got beat thirty four
Speaker 7: to ten, forty eight, twenty twenty nine to six, forty
Speaker 7: two to ten, and thirty five to eight.
Speaker 3: Number three. A lot of numbers. You just said.
Speaker 1: So, I just said that the New York Jets only
Speaker 1: had four takeaways the entire season.
Speaker 2: That's not good. No.
Speaker 1: What NFL team had the most giveaways in twenty twenty five?
Speaker 3: Them? The Blue Jays, Financer.
Speaker 2: The Jets. The Jets gave it away twenty three times.
Speaker 7: Peppers yep oh play the Titans.
Speaker 2: Titans only had nineteen giveaways.
Speaker 1: Giants. The Giants had seventeen. Not Oakland, Las Vegas, Nope,
Speaker 1: they had twenty three.
Speaker 2: Vikings.
Speaker 1: The Minnesota Vikings led the NFL with thirty giveaways in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. They had twenty one interceptions and nine fumbles.
Speaker 7: As highlight coordinator, I feel like I cut a lot
Speaker 7: of this up.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, Seattle is second. Isn't that nuts?
Speaker 1: They had twenty eight and still are as good as
Speaker 1: they are. Turned it over twenty eight times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's greasy, not good, No.
Speaker 3: Bob greasy.
Speaker 2: The Minnesota Vikings beat the Packers sixteen to three.
Speaker 3: Yikes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, something's happening. They won their first straight game.
Speaker 1: The Packers were locked into the seventh spot before the game,
Speaker 1: so they didn't care. Justin Jefferson did secure his sixth
Speaker 1: straight one thousand yard season to start his career. It's
Speaker 1: only the third receiver to ever do that with the
Speaker 1: other two? Is that like Moss and Evans?
Speaker 3: Mike Evans, former Wisconsin bedger.
Speaker 7: No, that's uh Lee Evans, get correct, thank you. That's
Speaker 7: Martie's favorite singer. You know, it's Sarah Evans.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, yeah, how many other evans Is can you name?
Speaker 2: Evan essence?
Speaker 5: Wow Evans, almighty Bob Evans.
Speaker 3: Let's eat it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I love Bob Evans.
Speaker 1: I can tell for sure. I wish you were going
Speaker 1: to I love Bob Evans. He just says that.
Speaker 3: They got that sausage and it's real.
Speaker 2: It's a huge thing in Hawk's hometown.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, you know who never had a huge
Speaker 5: thing in my hometown.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's okay, s all right, I'm bigger now. Mm hmm,
Speaker 3: that's true.
Speaker 1: I love Bob Evans. Yeah, where is it? Where is
Speaker 1: the nearest Bob Evans Saint Louis? I would bet Why
Speaker 1: are there so many restaurants that have basically don't cross
Speaker 1: the Mason Dixon line? Well, what are we doing here?
Speaker 1: There's so many Southern restaurants that just don't migrate pure laziness.
Speaker 1: I don't get it.
Speaker 3: We can handle Bob Evans.
Speaker 7: Indiana, Meryllville, Ryellville, Meryllville. Yeah that's where that dad, we
Speaker 7: could get delivered.
Speaker 3: Man, that'd be a hell of a delivery tree. I
Speaker 3: bet seven.
Speaker 1: I just I wonder how many restaurant chains just don't
Speaker 1: believe because it's so cold that I just don't believe that.
Speaker 1: We go out in the winter, we go to Dairy
Speaker 1: Queen in the winter.
Speaker 2: We don't care.
Speaker 1: We'll go get a blizzard during a blizzard. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: don't care.
Speaker 2: We'll drive.
Speaker 1: We're tough people, we have Minnesota skin. We don't care.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're badasses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be above thirty. Basically, all bring your
Speaker 2: restaurant to the Twin Cities. We'll go through the drive through.
Speaker 3: I wish you'd joined a Cold year round.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't join it, I'd lead it.
Speaker 2: No, I don't want you in my call like the
Speaker 2: treasure the treasurer.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: No, you don't have the charisma to be a cult Jesus, Well,
Speaker 7: you're not going to be in my cult.
Speaker 3: Though he's got you there. I'm not gonna.
Speaker 7: Follow Cory like i'll him with my trust him of
Speaker 7: my fart. Trust me with your life. That's exactly what
Speaker 7: cult leaders need. Trust me, trust me. You'll be fine.
Speaker 7: You just drink this kool aid. See, that's the thing,
Speaker 7: you'll do it.
Speaker 3: I know what you like.
Speaker 7: Will you drink it after you?
Speaker 2: Oh no, he's too busy doing math to me.
Speaker 7: No. The guy that lived near Hawk that started the
Speaker 7: Kool Aid cult? Are you really are, Jim Jones?
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to make more clear points
Speaker 1: in jokes this year, but so far were mostly confused.
Speaker 3: No, you didn't.
Speaker 1: Well, I think we just assumed it was gonna get better.
Speaker 1: That's really on us.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't think it's going to get better. Yeah,
Speaker 7: but Jim Jones, you just do urging that man's name. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I like that, lady, that's a man.
Speaker 1: You know what Zacks and Tua said, I don't have
Speaker 1: enough charisma to start a cult. I'm going to in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty six. I'm gonna prove you wrong. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be my life's mission this year to start a signific
Speaker 1: against cult Jeez with a huge following. And you're gonna
Speaker 1: see you were wrong, and you're gonna be like, man
Speaker 1: that looks like fun.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be too bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna be just banging hookers.
Speaker 2: You're in his call.
Speaker 3: I'm his second in command. Oh he's busy, Okay, you
Speaker 3: can't talk to him. No, No, this is this is
Speaker 3: something he ordered me to do. Lord Corey says, you
Speaker 3: must beg me.
Speaker 2: I think you would be the last one that would be.
Speaker 3: In course, Oh, I killed him. He's been dead for
Speaker 3: a long time.
Speaker 1: It's a weekend at berniey situation. I'm just in charge
Speaker 1: in name. They have me on a throne. But the
Speaker 1: distance from from the viewing area that the throne is
Speaker 1: so significant they can't tell that I'm dead.
Speaker 3: You may not see him, only I may see him.
Speaker 3: That that smelleth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like Batman. It's not.
Speaker 1: It's more about the idea of Batman, right, It's the image,
Speaker 1: it's the icon.
Speaker 7: The great Corey has spoken, how is that not a
Speaker 7: movie yet? That's a great idea for a movie.
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 7: Where like somebody uses a dead person as an excuse
Speaker 7: to get whatever they want.
Speaker 3: That happened in real life an entire religion.
Speaker 1: Really yes, Well said Well said hot Well said, like
Speaker 1: all of them, Well said, Wow, you guys are we
Speaker 1: promised to get better in twenty six and so far,
Speaker 1: so far, Saucege isn't keeping up his end of the bargain.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, we all are.
Speaker 1: Ben leeber joins U. By the time this segment probably starts, you.
Speaker 3: Know what sucks for me is how much I look
Speaker 3: like Miles Gerty. You are drinking that guy's arms. Holy
Speaker 3: ball sacks. His arms are almost as big as Sauce's head.
Speaker 2: That's impossible, I said, almost.
Speaker 3: Look at that man, Yeah, look at him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he broke the sack record, although the NFL did
Speaker 1: have thirty seven games here, so it's pretty easy to
Speaker 1: break there, and I.
Speaker 3: Haven't seen his secrets is definitely bigger.
Speaker 2: I doubt it. Hard to say. We'll never know.
Speaker 3: Ben Lieber.
Speaker 2: Next fan fan the Wild looks to take too.
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Speaker 3: Oh you sounded less than enthusiastic about that. What happened?
Speaker 3: Oh everything's great, I am.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're allowed to losing a shootout skills competition. So right, Hey,
Speaker 1: there's Ben. Oh you are I've been I've been there.
Speaker 3: Look at him. That's been Leeber Bye, that's him. It's
Speaker 3: so weird with that room dark back there. Hi, I
Speaker 3: look better though in the dark. Yeah, that's your new Oh.
Speaker 3: My girlfriends say, oh, turn off the lights and I
Speaker 3: want to see you sitting there.
Speaker 7: Tom Pillo Saro when last Thursday or Wednesday or Friday
Speaker 7: city was ugly.
Speaker 5: He did say that, and now that's all I've heard. Yeah, seriously,
Speaker 5: you're right. He's the reason I went down the train
Speaker 5: over the Yeah, I'm gonna start getting a tan.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be like tan Mom without jugs.
Speaker 2: That would be great. Pull your hands up, tanned mom.
Speaker 2: Wood Hawk.
Speaker 3: Is she still alive? I thought she died.
Speaker 2: No, she she's on Stern Show once in a while.
Speaker 2: She's still with us.
Speaker 1: She's still with us, David Stern, he's definitely not still
Speaker 1: with us.
Speaker 3: Good morning man from home alone.
Speaker 2: Good Daniels. Daniel Stern also still with Manjamin.
Speaker 3: Are you sickly? Yeah? I am.
Speaker 12: It's it's really just my voice. It's not it's not
Speaker 12: like the body. The body feels good then it does.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 2: That was Tommy zach over and kiss me. Yeah.
Speaker 12: So it's just the voice that's affected. It's like really
Speaker 12: nothing else. So I will get by. I will be fine.
Speaker 3: As long as you know how to love. I know
Speaker 3: how to love. I know how to caress. Well, sir,
Speaker 3: my name is Carress.
Speaker 7: It yours hockey, Well, Carress caress hockey. Is that one
Speaker 7: of your lines?
Speaker 3: It's also my favorite sport. Oh, what's the what's the
Speaker 3: eighties song? Hello, my Sweet Hands Breath?
Speaker 1: One of the all time bangers. Yeah, yeah, it was
Speaker 1: Caress and I knew you were talking about. It's one
Speaker 1: of the other time.
Speaker 2: Great songs, Hands to Heaven. It's nothing.
Speaker 3: Breathe.
Speaker 12: That's not the only time I think that that word
Speaker 12: has ever said out of my mouth by Sublime.
Speaker 2: Great song. Take breathe over that?
Speaker 1: And I love Sublime, but I would take breathe over
Speaker 1: that ten times out of ten.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not one of my favorites Sublime songs.
Speaker 7: That's an A plus Sublime song. It does like plug
Speaker 7: me in the darkness, you know he does. That's the
Speaker 7: weird al parody version. Let's do what Really mattered? Hey,
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Speaker 1: happens tie in Yeah, Oh okay, that's a thing. Hell everyone,
Speaker 1: Hello everyone, Benjamin, Let's go through some NFL playoff matchups
Speaker 1: because now they're set now right, wild Card weekend is set.
Speaker 1: How about four of the six road teams are favored?
Speaker 1: There are more road favorites than home favorites and wild
Speaker 1: card We let's go through some of them. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: do it, including the biggest one, the biggest favorite that's
Speaker 1: a road team. The Rams are at the Panthers Saturday
Speaker 1: at three point thirty. DraftKings has the Rams as nine
Speaker 1: and a half point favorites on the road.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I would probably take that bet.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I think everybody knows that division is a is
Speaker 12: a hot mess, and I'm all for revamping the way
Speaker 12: the playoffs are set because of stuff like this.
Speaker 3: There's no reason why.
Speaker 12: One of the best divisions in football has to be
Speaker 12: punished to go play one of the worst divisions in
Speaker 12: football just because the way the things are are organized.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I would take that bet.
Speaker 12: I think the Rams are going to crush the Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 3: What really matters, though, is this, You got.
Speaker 5: That right, buddy boy. Here's what happened on this date
Speaker 5: in what year do you believe construction on the Golden
Speaker 5: Gate Bridge?
Speaker 2: Oh? Good question?
Speaker 1: Does it feel like one hundred years ago, nineteen ten,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say nineteen oh five, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: nineteen twenty one. I have no idea what I guess
Speaker 1: I see in thirty eight, nineteen thirty three, thirty three.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 5: On January fifth of nineteen thirty three, construction began on
Speaker 5: the Golden Gate Bridge. Workers began excavating three point two
Speaker 5: five million cubic feet of dirt for the structures huge anchorages.
Speaker 5: Following the gold Rush boom that began in eighteen forty nine,
Speaker 5: speculators realized the land north of San Francisco Bay would
Speaker 5: increase in value in direct proportions to its accessibility, and
Speaker 5: a plan was launched that would take almost one hundred
Speaker 5: years to build a big enough, beautiful enough bridge. I've
Speaker 5: got a really cool picture here of a guy fishing
Speaker 5: as the bridge is being built in nineteen.
Speaker 3: Look at that and that crew.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, then, I guess just fishing in there they're
Speaker 5: building the bridge. I find a bridge building to be
Speaker 5: fascinating even today, But imagine what the technology from back then.
Speaker 3: That's a bitches still standing.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, Billy, Joel, Yeah, isn't there Isn't there something
Speaker 12: that They say that the painting crew for the Golden
Speaker 12: Gate Bridge never stops painting, like by the time they
Speaker 12: get done with one end, they restart the other end.
Speaker 3: Yep, that's true.
Speaker 2: It's a full time job painting the Golden Gay Bridge.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 12: That's fascinating because it takes like a special paint and
Speaker 12: then the sea air and the elements will erode away
Speaker 12: at the at the paint, so then they have to continuously.
Speaker 3: Just repaint and repaint, repaint.
Speaker 2: Mm hm.
Speaker 3: Hm. That may not be true. I feel like I've
Speaker 3: heard no I.
Speaker 2: Believe that sounds sounds good either way. Sure.
Speaker 1: The night game Saturday, also surprisingly maybe a road favorite.
Speaker 1: The Green Bay Packers are at the Bears at seven
Speaker 1: o'clock in the Packers one and a half point favorite.
Speaker 3: Oh are you serious? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yep, really yeah. Isn't that weird?
Speaker 3: It's very very odd.
Speaker 7: I feel like they're Mojo's down the pack. Yeah, and
Speaker 7: I agree begged to play the Bears. They will use
Speaker 7: that to their advantage. They openly wanted to play the Bears.
Speaker 12: Interesting and see, I'd take the Bears on that one.
Speaker 12: You get a point and a half too, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 12: so would I. What really matters, though, is this.
Speaker 3: Workers averaged eleven dollars a day in pay to build
Speaker 3: the gold Engage Bridge.
Speaker 2: That's too much day a day.
Speaker 3: Wow, you should see some of these cents of bitches too. Boy,
Speaker 3: they're way up there. That's a lot way up there.
Speaker 5: The Golden Gate Bridge was built with a stand ninety
Speaker 5: mile prior wins a point zero earthquake.
Speaker 7: That's worth about two hundred and seventy four dollars and
Speaker 7: today dollars.
Speaker 3: That's pretty good money. How were they complaining.
Speaker 2: About thinking back then? They were complaining.
Speaker 1: They're like, man, I've been asking for a two cent
Speaker 1: raise for weeks and they won't do it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, they won't do it. Then one guy said,
Speaker 7: they want us to do a podcast separate of the show.
Speaker 1: And they're promising us, promising us like at least five
Speaker 1: to ten cents more, yeah, a year.
Speaker 7: But they can't tell us where they're going to find
Speaker 7: the numbers. And then one guy jumped, well, yeah, that's
Speaker 7: a good question. Do you have that in your stats?
Speaker 7: How many people died building the Golden gate Bridge?
Speaker 3: Look here, it's.
Speaker 1: Probably dozens, right. I think that's like the Panama Canal
Speaker 1: has like tons of deaths to a lot of major
Speaker 1: construction back then just inevitably resulted in countless deaths. Why
Speaker 1: build anything you're gonna die. That's how I feel about legos.
Speaker 3: Like the Legacy.
Speaker 1: Sunday, the Bills are at the Jacksonville Jaguars at Laws,
Speaker 1: and the Bills are one and a half point favorites.
Speaker 3: See, I'd take Jacksonville on that one too.
Speaker 2: Same, Yep. I'll still go with my theory though.
Speaker 1: That again, if Josh Allen is ever going to win
Speaker 1: a Super Bowl, it's this year. And I know this
Speaker 1: isn't his best team, but you have a path in
Speaker 1: front of you with Jacksonville, New England, Pittsburgh, Denver. Like,
Speaker 1: there's no Juggernaut in the AFC that you can't get past.
Speaker 1: There's no Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs. I mean just yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no Lamar Jackson in the Ravens. This is your year.
Speaker 1: You better find a way to overachieve. And by the way,
Speaker 1: they are the sixth favorite to win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: They actually have better odds than the Jacksonville Jaguars, and
Speaker 1: they're going.
Speaker 2: To the Jags.
Speaker 1: The top six Super Bowl favorites Seattle's number one plus
Speaker 1: three fifty. Then the Rams, then the Broncos Philly is fourth,
Speaker 1: tied with the Patriots, and then the Bills are sixth.
Speaker 2: So you better do it, Josh. This is your window, all.
Speaker 12: Right for the class. Where does the Super Bowl champion
Speaker 12: come out of the a f C.
Speaker 3: Or the NFC. Hm hmm I go n f C. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm leaning n FC. Hm hmmm. Awk.
Speaker 12: Anybody want to just just tip put a hock you want.
Speaker 3: Like a hundred dollars bet on it. I'm looking like
Speaker 3: I'm team NFC this year. All right, Yeah, I'll take
Speaker 3: the I'm gon take somebody from the AFC. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 3: just take you take the entire That's a good hundred bucks.
Speaker 3: I like that. Let's go, Let's do it, let's go.
Speaker 2: What really matters, though, is this great question.
Speaker 3: Eleven people died building the Golden Gate Bridge.
Speaker 2: I would against way Moore.
Speaker 3: I would have taken the RS on the same day.
Speaker 2: Why earthquake, no wind, no something collapse? God iteal you
Speaker 2: shark attack god villa.
Speaker 3: Chark so cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd that'd be great.
Speaker 3: No, it was.
Speaker 5: A piece of scaffolding fell and punctured the safety net,
Speaker 5: which had saved nineteen other lives during the project, So
Speaker 5: eleven people are ten of the eleven people died in
Speaker 5: this one accident because the scaffolding fell through the safety
Speaker 5: net and opened the hole in the safety net.
Speaker 3: And O. A.
Speaker 5: Anderson, Chris Anderson, William Bass, Oral Desper, Fred's dumatsenbreak for Oral, Yep, exactly.
Speaker 5: Terrence Helenon Eldridge, Hilen, Charles Lindros, Jack Norman, and Louis
Speaker 5: Russell all died February seventeenth, nineteen thirty seven.
Speaker 2: And don't forget speaking of orl don't forget.
Speaker 1: I once played poker against Oral Hrscheiser's wife, and I
Speaker 1: think it was Aria.
Speaker 2: I think it was and.
Speaker 1: She tried to bluff me and I took her entire stack.
Speaker 1: So technical Lee Yep. I've got money from Oral yep,
Speaker 1: because it was his money, right, No offense, that was
Speaker 1: his money.
Speaker 3: That's not the Oral that went down. No different difference, Yes, right,
Speaker 3: this is Oral.
Speaker 2: Pull your hands up or her Scheiser's. Yeah, she was
Speaker 2: attractive and she loves to gamble.
Speaker 3: Does she have the you know, the stuff that makes
Speaker 3: her a lady sauce? What percentage of your contribution.
Speaker 1: What percentage of your contribution to the show is asking
Speaker 1: if Hawk would bang somebody? Ny I think it is
Speaker 1: ninety Yeah, that's most of your content.
Speaker 2: Max ice cream yesterday.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I apologize. I didn't know you're gonna be here,
Speaker 5: so I've been just ripping them in here.
Speaker 3: I know. I'm sorry. I said, I'm sorry. I didn't
Speaker 3: know you're gonna be here, and I had ice cream yesterday.
Speaker 1: The Niners are at the Eagles three point thirty. On Sunday,
Speaker 1: the Eagles are three and a half point favor It's
Speaker 1: such a pretty good matchup. What really matters is, Oh, Ben,
Speaker 1: which one do you like?
Speaker 3: In No One?
Speaker 2: Do you like the Niners? You like the Eagles at home?
Speaker 7: Ah?
Speaker 2: Probably the Eagles at home? Eagles at home.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What really matters though, is that we got to go
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Speaker 1: Do more of what really matters, scores and stats at
Speaker 1: some good stuff for you more. The last game Sunday
Speaker 1: night is the Chargers at the Patriots seven o'clock. The
Speaker 1: New England Patriots and Drake May are three and a
Speaker 1: half point favorites on DraftKings.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's I think I think the Patriots probably will
Speaker 12: represent the AFC. So that being said, I think they
Speaker 12: they win that game.
Speaker 3: M wow, you think so pleased? I think they're better
Speaker 3: than Denver. Yeah, I'm not sold on Denver, not at all.
Speaker 3: It's no. I think that.
Speaker 12: I think the Bonnicks is just not quite ready for
Speaker 12: a run like this.
Speaker 3: I think is too inconsistent.
Speaker 12: He makes some he makes some big boy throws, he
Speaker 12: has some wow moments. But I think for four quarters
Speaker 12: in a playoff scenario. I just don't think he has
Speaker 12: it now. I mean their defense is legit, that that
Speaker 12: front four front five is really good.
Speaker 3: Well they won't quit then, that's true.
Speaker 12: So so yes, they do they have a chance and
Speaker 12: have they earned the number one seed for sure? But
Speaker 12: do I feel like they're a strong contender for the
Speaker 12: representation of the Super Bowl?
Speaker 3: Not necessarily.
Speaker 2: What really matters is this.
Speaker 3: You make a great point, Corey. Thanks. It was on
Speaker 3: this day in what year the Sonny Bono did not
Speaker 3: miss that tree?
Speaker 2: She Oh my god, interesting way to word it.
Speaker 7: Tree that day only it was more like George of
Speaker 7: the Jungle ninety.
Speaker 1: Four ish Ny, it was mid ninety ninety one. Two,
Speaker 1: it was ninety eight, ninety eight, ninety eight. Man, that's right,
Speaker 1: ninety eighty hit that tree. Yep, well, I mean he did.
Speaker 1: Can I ask you, Ques, Yes, you're spitting.
Speaker 5: Only sixty two by the way, I thought, he's like
Speaker 5: ninety four sixty two, ain't that?
Speaker 3: Oh when you're fifty five.
Speaker 2: Paul, you have a question. Yeah, and it may be.
Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't bank Sonny Bono.
Speaker 7: No, I'm not asking if I'm not doing that annoying me.
Speaker 3: Oh say now, did that kill him? Nope?
Speaker 8: Like that you can hit trees and not die, like.
Speaker 2: I don't know if the circumference of the said tree hit.
Speaker 2: Explain what a circumference is?
Speaker 7: Uh, like the roundness of something, the roundness the u
Speaker 7: total space it takes up.
Speaker 3: It's closer And I thought you were again.
Speaker 7: But did he hit like a I don't know, like
Speaker 7: a branch coming out of a bog or did he
Speaker 7: hit like a red bo?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's newsworthy that we're talking about something that happened
Speaker 1: in nineteen ninety eight, that he hit.
Speaker 3: A branch from a bog. Yeah, he hit a branch.
Speaker 3: Davidian God, I love.
Speaker 2: Skiing through bogs. A lot of snow in bogs. All right,
Speaker 2: it's a good question.
Speaker 1: You think he hit a branch and we're talking about
Speaker 1: him gently rubbing against a tree branch or do you
Speaker 1: think he hit a tree really hard that stopped him
Speaker 1: dead in his tracks?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 8: No, I I thought maybe like it severely injured him
Speaker 8: and like his singing career stopped and then like ten
Speaker 8: years like, yeah, he hit the tree with his throat,
Speaker 8: maybe throat first, one of those throat first crashes.
Speaker 2: Tommy would hit the tree first. His throat regardless of
Speaker 2: some I don't even want to say it.
Speaker 1: In the middle part of the circumference. Anyway, he stopped breathing.
Speaker 1: He did stop breathing, and I did not know that.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Strangely it was overcast that day. Yeah, your name was Salvatore.
Speaker 3: Not as not as funny as Sonny right.
Speaker 5: Sonny Man songwriter especially records as a young adult. Later
Speaker 5: team with prominent songwriter Phil Spector. That guy, Hey guy,
Speaker 5: Hey guy. He sang backup for the Righteous Brothers. He
Speaker 5: married his first write wife, Donna Rankin, and then he
Speaker 5: met Cheer and he was.
Speaker 3: Like, zinks, you gotta have those that's right. Yeah. They
Speaker 3: sang I got you babe.
Speaker 2: Great song. Thanks, You're welcome.
Speaker 5: And then they had a show called Sonny and Cheer
Speaker 5: and then he hit that tree.
Speaker 1: Yeah so yeah, my guess is right before he hit
Speaker 1: that tree, he was thinking, God, I wish this was
Speaker 1: a branch from.
Speaker 2: A bog instead, because then I'd still be singing.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Man, he was like a like a.
Speaker 2: Speaker of the United States Representatives.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 3: Elected mayor in ninety eight of Palm.
Speaker 2: Springs, Oh Rosie Spot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he beat Goldie Wilson Mayor four years later ran
Speaker 3: unsuccessfully uh a tree successful one of he set in
Speaker 3: the House of Representatives and then hit that tree.
Speaker 2: He died at Heavenly Ski Resort.
Speaker 3: Well that's a little on the nose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly where he hit the easy didn't have to.
Speaker 3: Go far afterwards.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so we do we know that was he was
Speaker 12: he intentionally trying to ski within the trees or did
Speaker 12: he go wildly off course.
Speaker 3: And justause of the tree.
Speaker 1: There are you know, there are trails that you can
Speaker 1: see skilled skiers have gone through the woods. Yeah, when
Speaker 1: there are other ones that are just normal ski hills
Speaker 1: that happen to have trees on the side. And if
Speaker 1: you get really out of control and you go flying
Speaker 1: off into the trees, good question, don't know.
Speaker 12: Yeah, whereas buddies like send it, Sonny is not going
Speaker 12: to send it, guys, and then he just goes off
Speaker 12: course and smashes into the tree.
Speaker 3: And then his buddy's like, I didn't think he was
Speaker 3: actually going to do that. I was just kidding. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just kiss that tree.
Speaker 1: I've gone skiing a couple of times in the last
Speaker 1: week at Hyland, and I'm just convinced I'm going to
Speaker 1: run into your boys now, like I'm on.
Speaker 2: I'm on Wells and watch constant. You're here somewhere. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's going to start skiing a highland then.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's like Sauce and I going to Jerry's grocery store,
Speaker 12: or you're just convinced that the other one's there.
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, Now we send pictures to each other when
Speaker 7: we go there, thinking the other ones there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wese little selfies.
Speaker 3: I'm like, are you here yet? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Anyway, so the ki my kiddo's gone skiing like what
Speaker 1: twice last year now twice this year.
Speaker 2: And there's that far lift on highland.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of trees that have like little paths,
Speaker 1: which means there's some good skiers that have gone through it.
Speaker 1: And we're going up to Lyft yesterday and she goes,
Speaker 1: can we go through the trees? I'm like, are you nuts?
Speaker 1: This isn't a bunch of branches from bogs. Those are
Speaker 1: actual trees. You've gone skiing four times. She's like, well,
Speaker 1: when do I get to do that? I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Thirty years from now. She's a daredevil. I
Speaker 1: can't slow like say though that.
Speaker 12: I feel like skiing is one of those activities where
Speaker 12: you go from in your mind. In your mind you
Speaker 12: go from novice to expert immediately.
Speaker 2: Right because you're like, oh, I got it, I can go,
Speaker 2: I can turn. This is easy.
Speaker 12: Start trying stuff. All you're like, noo, that jump, I
Speaker 12: can hit that jump. I'm gonna start skiing yesterday, but
Speaker 12: I can hit that.
Speaker 1: When almost every sign basically says know your abilities, do
Speaker 1: not exceed your abilities, Like it's your responsibility to stay
Speaker 1: within your abilities.
Speaker 2: That sign should be outside of this New Year's Day.
Speaker 1: I saw a really bad accident. I saw a kid
Speaker 1: try a backflip off of a ramp, and I saw
Speaker 1: the whole thing happen. I'm like, oh man, that kid's legit.
Speaker 1: And then he didn't get all the way around, landed
Speaker 1: on what looked to be his stomach. The medics came.
Speaker 1: It was like a full on thing.
Speaker 2: It was bad. I have no idea how bad it was, but.
Speaker 1: Like that looked like a neck problem, back problem, broken
Speaker 1: pelvis something.
Speaker 2: It looked bad.
Speaker 1: Okay, jeez wow, but it didn't. It didn't look like
Speaker 1: his first flip, you know what I'm saying. It looked
Speaker 1: like he knew he's doing it. He didn't rotate all
Speaker 1: the way and that was a bad, bad fall. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's why you don't exceed your abilities. Although it looked
Speaker 1: like that kid had some ability.
Speaker 12: He'll never do that again, he might not, or life
Speaker 12: lesson or life lesson, make sure you fully rotate or
Speaker 12: get back out there, get on that horse when you're
Speaker 12: healthy in four to six months.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're a yeah, overcome your fears, bud.
Speaker 1: That might have ended his twenty twenty five twenty twenty
Speaker 1: six snowboarding season.
Speaker 3: Probably when you're young year rubbery.
Speaker 1: Oh man, he wasn't moving much, but he didn't get
Speaker 1: like folded over.
Speaker 3: He just landed straight on his face, on his chest.
Speaker 1: Uh landed on his chest, and his two buddies knew
Speaker 1: immediately like this isn't good. And I was specifically watching.
Speaker 1: He moved his hands so he wasn't like paralyzed. But
Speaker 1: oh yeah, cop showed up and the medics with the
Speaker 1: snowmobile on the whole bit it was.
Speaker 3: Did you ski past him?
Speaker 1: And my guess is no, I was in the lea.
Speaker 1: That's why I saw the whole thing happen. My guess
Speaker 1: is my guess he sounded more like the Great Lady.
Speaker 1: Just that whole bit, which is one of my all
Speaker 1: time favorite videos on the internet.
Speaker 12: It's so good. Yeah, well you will see them there.
Speaker 12: We don't ski or snowboard, I will. I told the
Speaker 12: boy I'm going to go with them at least once
Speaker 12: this season.
Speaker 3: It's the best. Yeah.
Speaker 12: I didn't grow up skiing, and I was always scared
Speaker 12: to do when I was a player, so I was like,
Speaker 12: I'm not I'm not really a skier. And now it's
Speaker 12: just nice to drop them off, like, hey, guys, go
Speaker 12: go Yeah.
Speaker 3: Dad's get other things to do, avoid the trees.
Speaker 2: Like then I go home and sit, go to Jerry's.
Speaker 3: I go to Jerry. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But how great it is that they're old enough where
Speaker 1: you can just drop them off and be like they're fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's the best. What really matters, though, it
Speaker 3: is this good point, Corey.
Speaker 5: It was on this date in nineteen twenty at the
Speaker 5: New York Yankees Major League Baseball club, and now it's
Speaker 5: its purchase of George Herman Babe Ruth from the Boston
Speaker 5: Red Sox for the sum of one hundred and twenty
Speaker 5: five thousand dollars and all, Ruth had played six seasons
Speaker 5: with the Socks, leading them to three World Series victories.
Speaker 5: On the Mount, Ruth pitched a total of twenty nine
Speaker 5: and two third scoreless World Series endings, setting a new
Speaker 5: league record that would stand for forty three years. He
Speaker 5: was fresh office sensational nineteen nineteen season, having broken the
Speaker 5: major league home run record with twenty nine and led
Speaker 5: the American League one hundred and fourteen runs batted in
Speaker 5: and one.
Speaker 3: Hundred and three runs.
Speaker 2: He's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: In addition to playing more than one hundred games in
Speaker 5: left field, he also went nine and five as a pitcher.
Speaker 3: Yeah. With his prodigious hitting, pitching, and fielding skills, Ruth
Speaker 3: had surpassed the great Taykob as the world's biggest racist. Wow.
Speaker 3: I don't think anyone's pats in time for now. Sorry,
Speaker 3: I mister read that as the baseball's biggest attraction.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Well, at the time, they were interchangeable. The title was
Speaker 1: won by both saws. You at one point, I don't
Speaker 1: I think you backed off this now. At one point
Speaker 1: you did claim that Babe Ruth was imaginary, he was fictional.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you said he never existed. It was just a
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I backed off that one.
Speaker 1: Do you want to know the liv based on the
Speaker 1: photography and the you know, countless articles and records of
Speaker 1: him existing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that and being beaten down by you for my stupidity.
Speaker 7: But yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: The latest rand thing Randy believes in is this Randy
Speaker 1: this or you believe it in?
Speaker 2: Randy?
Speaker 7: Randy be a video over the weekend he believes centaurs
Speaker 7: are real. Sent me a video on TikTok of one
Speaker 7: scene in the wilderness somewhere centaur?
Speaker 2: Is that like half half in? He believes that they
Speaker 2: are real?
Speaker 3: And what evidence does he have?
Speaker 2: Just a video?
Speaker 12: Just a video on TikTok. Yeah, m that's all takes.
Speaker 12: This one video on TikTok, and he's a believer. He
Speaker 12: believes that centaurs are real. Do you no?
Speaker 2: Why not? I think that's uh outlandish.
Speaker 3: Legs need a new centaur? Yeah they do. Yeah, that's true,
Speaker 3: they do need one.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Well, if it looks like a centaur and it smells
Speaker 7: like a centaur, must be it must be a centaur.
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Speaker 3: Let me be pissed if you were a centaur and
Speaker 3: like you got flipped around the wrong half was human alright,
Speaker 3: it's just me. Never mind by don't bike