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Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by

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Speaker 1: Fair and Farah, Tampa accident Attorneys. I think we do

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Speaker 1: a little bit of crime right now Joshow's live on

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Speaker 1: ninety three three f l Z Crime Talk. We can

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Speaker 1: either do a story. Actually, we've done this a billion times.

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Speaker 1: We'll do this one later. What I want to do

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Speaker 1: right now is an Ashley moment. You had asked a

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Speaker 1: question yesterday and you're like, can we do this tomorrow?

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Speaker 1: It would be so much fun. Do you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about? No, if we were to commit a crime,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, all right, so talk us through that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So I want to know if members from the

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Speaker 2: joshaw were to commit a crime, what would it be.

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Speaker 2: So what would each member go to jail for. I

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Speaker 2: want listeners to call in or text in and let

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Speaker 2: us know why we would go to jail. I know

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Speaker 2: why Katie would go to do like she was the

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Speaker 2: first one I thought, I was she going she's getting

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Speaker 2: locked up?

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Speaker 1: She should we say it at the same time. Let's

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Speaker 1: go three two one, don't name, Okay, Yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 3: I imagine Katie walking in a nice neighborhood. She sees

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Speaker 3: a cute puppy by the fits, just hanging out and

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Speaker 3: she's just looking around the neighborhood and she wants it.

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Speaker 1: It's not like she's just.

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Speaker 4: A bad person.

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Speaker 2: She's just like I love this dog.

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Speaker 1: I have to have this dog. Or how about like

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Speaker 1: an abused dog Batman the dog with me? Do one

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Speaker 1: of those? Yeah, you can see that. What do you

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Speaker 1: think public masturbation?

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Speaker 2: I was thinking about you something with you like have

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Speaker 2: been naked in public?

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Speaker 4: For sure? Oh, be naked in public? Sure, but public

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Speaker 4: master Actually I don't master be.

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 4: Maybe that's for the podcast, but I'm not. I really don't.

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Speaker 4: Or can I tell you what I think would be? Actually,

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Speaker 4: Ashley would be petty. Theft would be like something stupid. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I want you catch up? What the hell are you doing?

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Speaker 4: Taken fres and freaking sprite from the gas station.

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Speaker 1: You're a spokesperson for Chipotle. Is it illegal to take

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Speaker 1: the hot sauce? It is? It is, It's gotta be

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Speaker 1: because it's Yeah, what do you what do you think

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Speaker 1: like Chipotle is just continually if they have some crazy

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Speaker 1: deal with Tabasco or something like.

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Speaker 3: I think that they not that they have their waiting

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Speaker 3: for people to you know, borrow.

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Speaker 1: She would get arrested for that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Joe would get arrested for sneaking into Disney.

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Speaker 2: I was going to say, impersonating a Disney cast.

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Speaker 1: Yeah with that, Yeah, right, Can I be honest? I mean,

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Speaker 1: obviously I've never done that. I would never commit any

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Speaker 1: because also we have a great partnership at all Disney

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Speaker 1: World and also Universal Studios, Bush Gardens, like all these

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Speaker 1: theme parks do a lot for us to help you know,

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Speaker 1: you guys out, so we love them. So I've never

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Speaker 1: like done it, I promise, but I do. When I

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Speaker 1: see the young and annual pass holder I met Disney

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Speaker 1: a lot. When I see the cast members only doors,

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Speaker 1: I just want to take a peek. Speaking of I

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Speaker 1: have touched that sign. I just want to look. That's it,

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Speaker 1: a little peak, just a peak. I got friends and

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Speaker 1: family who worked there.

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Speaker 2: You definitely would go to jail for that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love to take a peak and listen. I

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Speaker 1: think that it's okay to admit that you have these urges. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I got an urge to just take a peek

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Speaker 1: and see what cast members only at Disney. It looks like, Now,

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Speaker 1: who wouldn't I have family that works for Disney, and

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Speaker 1: they filled me in. It looks like just the like

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Speaker 1: the background of anything, So you have.

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Speaker 4: To see it for yourself.

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Speaker 2: I know I didn't want to see it once, and

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Speaker 2: you're willing to risk it all.

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Speaker 1: But I do want to make that very clear because

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Speaker 1: we do have something huge coming up with Disney. I

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Speaker 1: obviously would absolutely never do anything like that, but man,

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Speaker 1: do I get that that urge? Ashley wants to know

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Speaker 1: if we were to commit a crime, what would we

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Speaker 1: be arrested for? Alena? Yes, that's me, Hi beautiful? How

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Speaker 1: you doing good? Are you? I get to talk to

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Speaker 1: you so like, It's fantastic, Alena. Okay, okay, pick someone,

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Speaker 1: pick someone on the show, and what crime did they commit?

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking Joe is definitely robbing a bank. Really Okay.

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Speaker 1: I love that you said that, because I think I

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Speaker 1: could pull it off. The demon. I watch some documentaries

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Speaker 1: and I go, I think I know what they did wrong,

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Speaker 1: and I think I could have done that.

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Speaker 4: Robin.

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Speaker 1: The bank is tough now to get away with it.

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Speaker 1: If this was like thirty years ago, I genuinely believe

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Speaker 1: I'd get away with it. I do now, but now

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Speaker 1: it's tough.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if anyone could get technology.

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Speaker 1: A You ever seen those ultra realistic masks that people wear.

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Speaker 4: Now, yes, those are so scary, Like why.

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Speaker 1: Not wear one of those? You don't wear one of

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Speaker 1: Jed and publicly touched myself because that's what Jed's getting

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Speaker 1: arrested for. I'm just kidding, obviously, I say that to

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Speaker 1: push his buttons. Jed, what did you say in my ear?

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Speaker 1: He said something, What did you say?

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Speaker 4: Well, I was saying with the whole entire face mask thing,

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Speaker 4: like the realistic ones. I don't Maybe it's me watching

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Speaker 4: too much FBI crap, but that they can tell based

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Speaker 4: off of your eyes, in the shape of your eyes,

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Speaker 4: it doesn't need night are on the mask.

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Speaker 1: Well, you should do it. They'd be looking for an

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Speaker 1: Asian man. They would never find you. Alena, I love

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Speaker 1: you so much. Thank you for calling in and also

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Speaker 1: believing in me. With robbing a bank, I love you guys. Bye.

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Speaker 4: Way that I could get away with it thirty years ago.

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Speaker 1: Another one would be like a knives out scenario where

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Speaker 1: I create this whole like, hey, we need to catch

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Speaker 1: a murderer type of thing, and then at the end

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Speaker 1: you realize I'm the one who murdered.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you would, Yeah you couldn't. Bust of fruit and

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Speaker 4: fruit fight, what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: And you can't complete a sentence. I'm just pushing you,

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Speaker 1: but you're pushing mine. Hey, a little push, push and

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Speaker 1: I could bust the fruit fly. So there I said.

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Speaker 1: I can't, I can't. This portion of The Joe Show

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