Speaker 1: All right, it's Mojo in the morning show. So this
Speaker 1: weekend was a fun weekend. I did so much. I
Speaker 1: got to hang out with Luke a ton, my son.
Speaker 2: Luke.
Speaker 1: We went golfing together, and we probably should not have.
Speaker 1: And this is what's weird now, having a son that
Speaker 1: you can drink with. It's probably not a good idea
Speaker 1: for us to go golfing together because he and I
Speaker 1: are the same personalities. So we were both drinking, and
Speaker 1: then the drinks that we were buying, we were also
Speaker 1: having them put floaters on top of the drinks.
Speaker 3: So that's so fun.
Speaker 1: It was so Luke was drinking transfusions and I was drinking.
Speaker 3: The Bourbon lemonades.
Speaker 1: They were both frozen, so they're both like like slurpiece
Speaker 1: and then they floated on top of Luke's more vodka
Speaker 1: on his It's like an extra shot, an extra shot
Speaker 1: basically on top.
Speaker 4: And I tell you to take a set, They'll usually like,
Speaker 4: I'll do it with high Nunes. You go somewhere, you
Speaker 4: get a heih nuon They'll tell you take a set
Speaker 4: and then they pour an extra shood.
Speaker 1: Which, by the ways, needed highs have no alcohol at all.
Speaker 3: There's great up so you got to try to have
Speaker 3: a one with a shot, telling you.
Speaker 1: Really what kind of kind of shots you put in there,
Speaker 1: like a Grand Marne or what that might be true.
Speaker 5: I would say, whatever you got, yeah, you got it,
Speaker 5: you know to keep yeah, just take this shot.
Speaker 3: All right? So I got to tell you this part
Speaker 3: of the story.
Speaker 1: So I uh, Luke decided that he was his Some
Speaker 1: of his friends said that they were going to go
Speaker 1: and want to golf with Luke. So Luke said, Hey,
Speaker 1: after I get done golfing, let's just come here and
Speaker 1: we'll golf here. So his buddy showed up. So Luke
Speaker 1: was Luke did thirty six holes. Well, I and Andrew,
Speaker 1: that's how drunk. That's how drunk he was too. By
Speaker 1: the way that he wanted to do thirty six holes,
Speaker 1: I could barely do eighteen. So we get done golfing
Speaker 1: and I cannot drive home. There is no way I'm
Speaker 1: driving home. But I want to go home because I
Speaker 1: need to go home. I want to go home, and
Speaker 1: I need to go home right now. So I call
Speaker 1: for an Uber now, mind you, and where are my
Speaker 1: Uber drivers at this morning? I know I got a
Speaker 1: ton of them that listened to the show you guys
Speaker 1: from time to time will call us up and you'll
Speaker 1: be listening to us and with passengers everywhere rolls. I
Speaker 1: go to my phone and I'm a mile away from
Speaker 1: my house. Literally, it's like one point seven miles. I
Speaker 1: do my Uber. I'm looking and I'm going, oh my god,
Speaker 1: there's no ubers in the area. And the only Uber
Speaker 1: I could find in the area was an uber XL.
Speaker 3: It cost me.
Speaker 1: Forty dollars to go one point seven miles walk. I
Speaker 1: could barely walk. I could barely walk, And honestly, you're right,
Speaker 1: I probably should have asked them.
Speaker 3: It's like one of them golf carts and drop you off. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a great idea.
Speaker 1: Can I get a would I get a dui and
Speaker 1: a golf cart? I'm gonna ask that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: I actually should have just asked somebody that was leaving
Speaker 1: and said, hey, can I give you? Would you ever
Speaker 1: give a stranger a ride for twenty bucks?
Speaker 3: That's not really a stranger though. I feel like if
Speaker 3: you're golfing with them, or you're like, but I wasn't
Speaker 3: golfing with them. I only got golf with a serial killer,
Speaker 3: freaking country club golf. Yeah, you never know.
Speaker 1: I golfed, yeah, by the way, but yes, there was
Speaker 1: a guy at There was a guy at the place
Speaker 1: that I golf at that literally is in jail right
Speaker 1: now for a rape. So yeah, you don't want to
Speaker 1: so all right, so let me tell you. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you this. The uber guy pulls up and I'm
Speaker 1: thinking to myself, this guy has bettered me. So it
Speaker 1: was a super Roo outback?
Speaker 3: Is that the biggest super Roo? I think, Uh, the
Speaker 3: big super ro knows name's Kelsey. I know, I don't
Speaker 3: know who that is.
Speaker 1: Oh oh all right, now I get it, Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: like Kelsey, I didn't know that there was Travis Kelcey.
Speaker 3: Uh okay.
Speaker 1: So I so I am waiting for this car to
Speaker 1: pull up, and I'm thinking, if I'm paying forty dollars
Speaker 1: and I get into this bastard's car and it smells
Speaker 1: or it's it's like an early you know, like uh,
Speaker 1: you know, two thousands edition or something like that, you know,
Speaker 1: with one hundred and ten thousand miles on.
Speaker 3: It, I'm gonna be pissed, like I'm expecting a brand
Speaker 3: new car, even if it's a mile and a halsh.
Speaker 1: No, if I pay forty dollars for a mile and
Speaker 1: a half. This guy's gonna pick me up and a
Speaker 1: car that is going to massage my back and.
Speaker 3: Have a glass of champagne ready for me.
Speaker 1: He's gonna have mints in a little cup holder. He's
Speaker 1: gonna have little bottled waters. He's gonna have everything in
Speaker 1: this that I had your nineteenth hold in there. Believe me,
Speaker 1: got none of it.
Speaker 3: None of it.
Speaker 1: Guy pulls up in this super He didn't even have
Speaker 1: his air conditioning on, he had windows open. I was like,
Speaker 1: this bastard. First of time, I guarantee you he bought
Speaker 1: that car, probably from Kelsey.
Speaker 3: He bought it used a little outrageous. And also by
Speaker 3: the way Uber and.
Speaker 4: Their classifications, it is such a load of crap right now,
Speaker 4: because every once in a while, especially if Wes and
Speaker 4: I are like or my friends and I are going
Speaker 4: somewhere really nice, I'll be like, Okay, we're gonna get
Speaker 4: Uber black, like well, you know, splurge a little bit.
Speaker 3: And then somebody shows up.
Speaker 4: In like a nineteen ninety five and I'm like, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: no no.
Speaker 3: No no no no.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's got like shaggy carpet that was wet and
Speaker 4: you can smell.
Speaker 3: It's just no, Yeah.
Speaker 1: You cannot be. You cannot uber be charging uber black
Speaker 1: prices on a late model car.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: I feel like that happens more and more insane thing.
Speaker 4: I think sometimes I'll choose comfort because it says newer vehicles,
Speaker 4: and it's the same thing where I'm like, dude, this
Speaker 4: is the car your parents gave you, Like you know,
Speaker 4: that was their vehicle for twenty years before you turn sixteen,
Speaker 4: and you still have it twenty years later.
Speaker 5: I got to be a demand thing, I would say, like,
Speaker 5: it's got to be so many people on the app
Speaker 5: that they need to drive.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, first world problems for sure, I completely
Speaker 4: understand this.
Speaker 1: But then I am ubering because I'm going to tell
Speaker 1: you this right now. If I can get paid forty
Speaker 1: dollars for just a mile of my gas, I mean,
Speaker 1: come on, I.
Speaker 4: Want to tell you. I started using Lyfts a little
Speaker 4: bit just because there were so many promos on the
Speaker 4: app and always have a great experience with lift.
Speaker 3: Yeah, every single time somebody told me of another app too,
Speaker 3: and I don't even know what it is.
Speaker 1: I know they have a uber Lyft and there was
Speaker 1: somebody that's telling me that they have they do some
Speaker 1: other one that remember you know what used to be
Speaker 1: a great service, the Designate.
Speaker 3: Do you remember the Designate.
Speaker 4: I only used it one time, and they drove your
Speaker 4: car home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they would. They had two people come out
Speaker 1: and get you. Yeah, one person would. You would drive
Speaker 1: in your own personal car, but you would be in
Speaker 1: the passenger seat and then one of the people would
Speaker 1: drive and then they would drop you off. And it
Speaker 1: typically was an expensive thing. It was like one hundred
Speaker 1: bucks usually to get home like it was, they were
Speaker 1: going to charge one hundred flat. But you know what,
Speaker 1: at least you got your car there and you don't
Speaker 1: have to uber back to wherever he was.
Speaker 5: If we get in an accident, and I mean you're uber,
Speaker 5: I can get dropped off and walk away. If you're
Speaker 5: driving my vehicle, then I gotta go through insurance.
Speaker 3: And do all this.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 4: To be fair, the bird didn't exist yet when the
Speaker 4: Designate was around.
Speaker 3: They didn't. We didn't have uber here yet. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: the Designate.
Speaker 1: The reason why they went out of business was exactly
Speaker 1: what Kevin was saying, was that the insurance people would
Speaker 1: not cover it. So there was enough people that you know,
Speaker 1: can you imagine you imagine being the guy in the
Speaker 1: designate You pull up in a late model Suber Route
Speaker 1: to go drive somebody home, and the guys got himself
Speaker 1: like the nicest car in the world clearing hold on
Speaker 1: a second security guard at Anthony is also an Uber driver.
Speaker 1: Forty dollars for one mile. Anthony, I got robbed. I
Speaker 1: need you to do security for me.
Speaker 6: Okay, well I can do that. I would have did
Speaker 6: that for you on your birthday.
Speaker 3: You know, I want to throw you.
Speaker 6: I'd have got you together. But I want to just
Speaker 6: tell you something that out of that forty dollars you
Speaker 6: got charged, we probably only see like between eleven and
Speaker 6: thirteen dollars of it.
Speaker 3: It's nuts. Well, I'm going to tell you that.
Speaker 1: I'm just I even gave the guy like a tip,
Speaker 1: and I and they had like the tip they wanted
Speaker 1: me to. They wanted one of the tips to be
Speaker 1: a ten dollars tip for a mile. A mile they
Speaker 1: wanted they wanted ten dollars. I'm like, I ain't getting
Speaker 1: a ten dollars. They'll give you five. We'll compromise. Hey yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: what kind of car do you drive?
Speaker 3: Because in what what level, is it?
Speaker 7: I got a twenty twenty three Ford Explorer.
Speaker 3: Okay, now that's not bad part. That could be a
Speaker 3: black right, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 7: It's considered a uber black or comfort or you know,
Speaker 7: because most people that I pick up, like I'm picking
Speaker 7: up im getting ready to pick up somebody now and
Speaker 7: like three miles before I go to the hospital, you know,
Speaker 7: picking up somebody now, and they.
Speaker 3: They ordered over. My buddy Brian does this.
Speaker 1: My buddy Brian works for Progressive and he ubers on
Speaker 1: his way to work. If it's close to his work,
Speaker 1: he makes me they pay for his gas. What is
Speaker 1: considered an uber black? Like what boxes do you have
Speaker 1: to check off to the uber black?
Speaker 3: Because black black?
Speaker 7: Yeah, like top of the line black on black.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 7: Like it looks damn it looks like a secret service car.
Speaker 3: But how do how do.
Speaker 4: Some of these divers get around it? Truly, Anthony, because
Speaker 4: I wasn't joking when I said that. Like an earlier
Speaker 4: early two thousands or late nineties, I don't know, Tahoe
Speaker 4: or suburban pulled up and I was like, no, no.
Speaker 1: His Tahoe was like five models ago and through those checkboxes.
Speaker 7: I got that I don't know usually from what I hear,
Speaker 7: people go to quote unquote mechanics that they know.
Speaker 1: Or they put the different Some guys lie about what
Speaker 1: car they have too.
Speaker 3: What's going on, Marvin? Then the lift driving Marvin.
Speaker 1: Marvin actually got me a lot of lottery tickets for
Speaker 1: my birthday.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Marvin. I did not. I wouldn't be here.
Speaker 3: If I did, I would, I'd.
Speaker 1: Be Actually, I wouldn't be complaining about my forty dollars uber.
Speaker 1: What's up, buddy?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 6: Doesn't too much?
Speaker 2: I was going to say too that they did.
Speaker 6: They changed the classification because they used to have luxury
Speaker 6: and they hit black, but they canceled luxury and trying
Speaker 6: to make it extra comfort in charge cheaper.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do you want to hear? Do you want
Speaker 1: to hear something interesting? This is from UH, David Femininio
Speaker 1: and all my lawyer friends. If if you do a
Speaker 1: regular UBER and you get into an accident in your
Speaker 1: wanting to sue the uber, there's no way way you
Speaker 1: can sue. There's no insurance that will cover you because
Speaker 1: they have like the little terms of agreement. The only
Speaker 1: way that you can get UH insurance or get sue
Speaker 1: them and make money or get your bills paid for
Speaker 1: is if you do Uber black, that's the only thing
Speaker 1: that's covered by insurance. What's going on, Erica?
Speaker 2: Good morning? So I hear you talking about Uber and Lyft,
Speaker 2: and I wanted to share that Smart the bus system
Speaker 2: he has microchansa. It's called flex Preach. So if you
Speaker 2: don't yeah, so if you download the Flex app, if
Speaker 2: you're in the zone, you have to start and end
Speaker 2: in the Flex zone. But the most you pay is
Speaker 2: eight dollars.
Speaker 1: Well, I should have flexed. I should have figured Smart
Speaker 1: moves dot com. Look at you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, Kevin, more than welcome.
Speaker 1: Thanks Erica from from Smart. We appreciate you. Hold on, Stephanie,
Speaker 1: what did you want to ask or what you want
Speaker 1: to say?
Speaker 8: The real question is there was one mile? Why didn't
Speaker 8: you walk?
Speaker 3: That's what I said. Can I be honest with you? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I hate you.
Speaker 1: If you saw if you saw me walk in I wattle.
Speaker 1: So I just got done golfing, so it was not good.
Speaker 1: What's up, Jeffrey High, what's going on?
Speaker 8: Hey Mojo? Yeah, I'm an Uber driver myself. In a month,
Speaker 8: we only get a percentage of the yeah, yeah trip, Well,
Speaker 8: they take up the top of the trip, and it
Speaker 8: takes a percentage of it. We get what's left over.
Speaker 8: One time, late at night, I got a crypt to Columbus, Ohio,
Speaker 8: which was a two hour h and a half or
Speaker 8: from Yeah, okay, got an eighty nine. I got an
Speaker 8: eighty nine dollars for it, and they charged the customer
Speaker 8: two hundred and sixty five.
Speaker 3: That's a robbery. That is robbery. Robbery. Yeah, that is crazy.
Speaker 3: I got a band together, man, it's so uber or union. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine for real? Forty freaking bucks? Forty bucks?
Speaker 3: You gotta how much?
Speaker 5: I let it go for about forty dollars dollardy