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Speaker 1: and it's time to play the music. It's time to

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Speaker 1: news dump what a big dog?

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Speaker 2: What's happening?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Nothing?

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Speaker 2: Your slope sounds sounded like splash splash. Will be taking

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Speaker 1: On a Saturday night. That's not bad. Yeah, sure, all right, Mac,

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Speaker 1: since we are in the greatest time. Every four years

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Speaker 1: Shall we get started with ice snow in loofy loops, skate,

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Speaker 1: don't walk to goose. Olympic minute, go on, start the clock.

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Speaker 1: The clock has started. We have one minute on there.

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Speaker 1: Hey Mac, Yeah, seeing these Olympics, I believe she was

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Speaker 1: also in the last one. This Ileen Goo?

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Speaker 2: Really I Leen Goo?

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Speaker 1: I believe American born, but she skis for the Chinese.

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Speaker 1: I thought of this the other day. If I were

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Speaker 1: to marry this Aileen Goo, my name Googo.

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Speaker 2: You'd have to change your name. Yeah, yeah, you would

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Speaker 2: no longer be Brian Antonelli. You'd be Brian goo and

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Speaker 2: then you'd be googo and then she'd be going googo

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Speaker 1: All right, twenty four more seconds on the clock. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I was watching snowboarding yesterday. Sure, she's very confused opening

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Speaker 2: The events technically started wednesday.

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Speaker 1: That don't make any sense. With some curling, I don't

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Speaker 2: All right, nice, nicely done, nicely done.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's move on too. He's a fucking piece

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Speaker 1: of shit and really sucks. Year is max Olympic man

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Speaker 2: All right, yeah, by Olympic minute goo?

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Speaker 2: Do you prefer the Summer Olympics or the Winter Olympics?

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Speaker 1: I really like hockey, but overall, summer has way more

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Speaker 2: Summer is a little more fun, I feel like. And

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Speaker 2: Cross country ski, and then yes, and then this year

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Speaker 2: a new addition to the uh where are they in Italy?

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Speaker 2: Somewhere in Italy you don't remember. They have a new

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Speaker 1: All right, those are our Olympic minutes news dope. I

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Speaker 2: They apparently. I guess that would have been good preparation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Right up back.

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Speaker 3: He's a fucking piece of shit and really sucks. Here's

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Speaker 2: Uh so via The Athletic last night, which I found

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Speaker 2: hilarious immediately texted it to Keith. Reports have surfaced before

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Speaker 2: the Winter Olympics Olympics that alleged ski jumpers or injecting

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Speaker 2: And apparently the whole thing with ski jumping is you

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Speaker 1: I'm not the conversation right now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you need the suit to be as smooth as possible,

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Speaker 1: But what I'm shaking the material is the smaller you

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Speaker 2: Well I forgot about that. So it's good to get.

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Speaker 1: To news dump. All right, let's get to wholesome muppets.

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Speaker 1: We got the return of the Muppet Show. It was

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Speaker 1: You get the behind the scenes of Kermit. I don't

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Speaker 1: I watched it.

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Speaker 1: I'm a muppet boy.

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Speaker 1: Are you more of Are you a manly muppet or

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Speaker 2: I would ignore that question and follow it up with

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Speaker 2: do any muppets have cocks? Could muppets be ski jumpers? Ooh?

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Speaker 1: right during this show? And once again I'm a Muppet person.

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Speaker 1: James Franco revitalizes the Muppets in ten years. Here's another

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Speaker 1: It sounds like the Family Guy joke of when they said, yeah,

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Speaker 1: me Hermit. Bye. So if I'm gonna give this a

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Speaker 1: hot dog rating, yeah, twenty.

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Speaker 1: To go yeah, because I feel like they wouldn't go

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Speaker 2: all right, well, did you just like make a list

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Speaker 2: Sure, I've made lists of people that annoyed me.

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Speaker 1: Oh sound of this? No, So like the stalking. If

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Speaker 1: It's apples and lettuce. One's a fruit, one's a vegetable. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Damp a trailer for Michael coming out on April twenty fourth.

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Speaker 1: This is a trailer that I did not watch because

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Speaker 2: This Michael Jackson movie trailer looks tremendously awful. It's gonna

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Speaker 2: be terrible. I hope it's the worst movie anyone's ever seen. Go,

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Speaker 2: I've got some breaking news. Hit the sounder.

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Speaker 3: He's a fucking piece of shit and really sucks. Here's

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Speaker 2: I googled is cucumba a fruit? Google AI says yes,

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Speaker 2: I think we're both. I think I think we're both.

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Speaker 1: It's a hard hand fruit.

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Speaker 2: When you think about that, you think about that. And

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's a lot like What's the one Dan

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Speaker 1: keep upping the anti and Marvel is just giving everybody

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Speaker 1: what they want. This is via Ete. Now, I don't

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Speaker 1: think that's possible.

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Speaker 2: What that, James Marsden says.

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Speaker 1: I just said it, But I don't think it's possible

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Speaker 1: to give everybody what they want because nobody knows what

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Speaker 1: they want.

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Speaker 2: You say that, I feel like, though, well maybe except

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Speaker 2: for Hulk fans shut out Deep Murph. I feel like

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Speaker 2: they did that in Infinity War though, right, they gave

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Speaker 2: everyone what they wanted an Infinity War. And I'm saying

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Speaker 2: that because Infinity War was the first of two in

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Speaker 2: that two movie sequence, and this is gonna be the

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Speaker 2: first in a two movie Avenger sequence as well, So

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Speaker 2: maybe maybe they do knill it.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of which it was nep Chris Hamsworth wants to

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Speaker 1: see Thor in Storm meet in Avengers Secret Wars, saying

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna make sure Hollie is in the next one.

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Speaker 1: So that's telling us Hallie not in this one.

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Speaker 2: I'd be curious. And again I know Storm is an

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Speaker 2: Omega level human or mutant, but I don't exactly know

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Speaker 2: how her powers work. If Storm was off world, could

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Speaker 2: she still control the way I.

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Speaker 1: Don't think Storm would be off world though.

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Speaker 2: If Storm was off world, and that may happen in

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Speaker 2: secret wars, could she still control the weather of said planet?

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Speaker 1: Other planets don't have weather. Okay, that's definitely not true science.

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Speaker 2: If Thor's on Earth, could she control Thor's lightning?

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Speaker 1: So you know, that's a fucking question that I love. Friar,

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Speaker 1: I know that you're not listening. Please let us know.

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Speaker 1: Those TLDR boys they're always they're always too busy cutting clips.

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Speaker 2: They are they are.

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Speaker 1: No one cuts more clips than the tld R boys.

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Speaker 2: It's true clips.

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Speaker 1: Everyone loves clips. You know what I've found as I

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Speaker 1: scroll through reels and all this. I don't like clips.

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Speaker 1: I don't like podcast clips.

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Speaker 2: Clips just performed at the gramviies good what yeah.

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Speaker 1: Hit clips? You didn't even respond to me.

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Speaker 2: I don't think I ever owned hit clips. I never

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Speaker 2: bought in the hates.

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Speaker 1: Oh I didn't, but my family did, my brothers and sisters.

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Speaker 1: I only have one brother and sister. My brother and

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Speaker 1: sister each had hit clips.

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Speaker 2: And it was only like thirty seconds of the song.

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Speaker 1: One minute stupid. But what was great is that the

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Speaker 1: music that they would put on the hit clips, you

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Speaker 1: really only needed a minute of it.

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Speaker 2: True.

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Speaker 1: So my sister had Aaron Carter, How I beat Shack? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you get the gist of it. After that first verse

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Speaker 1: of the story, Yeah, he beat Shack.

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Speaker 2: Put it in the hoop like slam slam.

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Speaker 1: The crowd was screaming like jam, jam. He's telling you

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Speaker 1: the facts. That's how he beat Shack. News Death. A

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Speaker 1: Baldur's Gate television series is in the works at HBO.

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Speaker 2: This is confusing for a number of reasons. I know

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Speaker 2: this is a game, and apparently there have been three games.

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Speaker 2: I don't know a fucking thing about it. I've never heard,

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Speaker 2: like any real people talk about Balder's Gate. I've just

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Speaker 2: seen it online. However, Ku, the showrunner for the Last

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Speaker 2: of Us, Craig Mason, is serving as the showrunner on

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Speaker 2: this show, and that, combined with HBO, seems like this

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Speaker 2: might be pretty good. And this will be a continuation

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Speaker 2: of the games set after the events of the third game.

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Speaker 2: The developers of Baldersgate three, Larian aren't gonna have any

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Speaker 2: involvement in the show. That's probably a good thing for

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Speaker 2: you and I because we don't know anything about Baldersgate,

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Speaker 2: but they're really gonna piss off the balders Gate fans.

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Speaker 1: There's dump. A new Pirates of the Caribbean reboot is

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Speaker 1: reportedly in the works, and it's focused on Jack Sparrow's son.

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Speaker 1: Christy Wilson. Herons in nineteen seventeen is in the talks

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Speaker 1: to write the script. I was thinking of the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Jane Pirates.

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Speaker 2: I'm more of a Caribbean type of guy. Also, what

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Speaker 2: did I say or did you say Caribbean? I'm the

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Speaker 2: opposite of you.

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Speaker 1: I'm more of a Caramel.

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Speaker 2: I'm more of a Caribbean. Do you say Caribbean sounds

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Speaker 2: more fun than Caribbean? Do you say caramel or Caribbean

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Speaker 2: sounds like a task?

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Speaker 1: Caribbean? Caramel?

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Speaker 2: I like some caramel.

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Speaker 1: Do you say, so you say caramel? Two?

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Speaker 2: What do you say caramel?

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Speaker 1: I said caramel. Some people say caramel.

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Speaker 2: Some people do say that those people are idiots.

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Speaker 1: My mother says padata. The word is potato.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah. My sister for really like longer than

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Speaker 2: she should have said pisquetti instead of spaghetti, probably until

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Speaker 2: she was like, that's.

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Speaker 1: How we should say it as an Italian. I want

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Speaker 1: to change it too, piskeetti. I'm going to look up

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Speaker 1: a list of words that people say differently. Next episode,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna run through this because I am every time

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Speaker 1: we hit February first. Yeah, I'm always like, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: have a real tough time this fucking month.

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Speaker 2: I'd never say February. I just never say that. I

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Speaker 2: say February, February, Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: Try to you know, hey, listeners out there, send us

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Speaker 1: the list of words that you want us to pronounce

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Speaker 1: on the show, and we'll figure it out. That's what

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Speaker 1: next episode. The entire episode is news demp got a

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Speaker 1: poster and a teaser. Did you not watch the teaser?

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Speaker 2: I didn't see a teaser for this.

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Speaker 1: For Scream seven coming out at the end of the month,

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Speaker 1: Nev Campbell has a daughter and at the end of

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Speaker 1: the trailer, you can help me out. I know that

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Speaker 1: you are good with voice recognition. Is that Matthew Lillard

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Speaker 1: on the phone. It sounds a little like Stu.

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Speaker 2: I didn't see the teaser, so I wouldn't be able

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Speaker 2: to help you.

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Speaker 1: Why did I ask you? I knew at the beginning

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Speaker 1: because you didn't put teaser in her, you just put poster.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was curious as to why you put this

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Speaker 2: on here and I never saw it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, right now, we're in the Matthew Lillard Sons,

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Speaker 1: so it would be a time to bring back Matthew

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Speaker 1: Lillard Litlardest Sons.

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Speaker 2: I don't think I'm going to see this movie in theaters.

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Speaker 1: G I'm seeing the fucking screener because if that's the

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Speaker 1: only thing my brother talks to me about. So when

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Speaker 1: are you getting the screener for Scream seven? Want to

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Speaker 1: watch anything else?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Scream seven News Done A twenty four has officially acquired

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Speaker 1: the rights to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. A TV series

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Speaker 1: will happen first exec produced by Glenn Powell. He's from

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Speaker 1: Texas and directed by J. T. Malner. Is he from Texas?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but he directed The Long Walk, Okay,

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Speaker 2: several people liked.

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Speaker 1: And then a movie is also in the early stages

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Speaker 1: of development. Is this something? Is this toothpaste that we

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Speaker 1: can jam back in the tube?

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Speaker 2: No, I don't think anyone watch this or desires.

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Speaker 1: This as two Halloween Boys. I feel like all of

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Speaker 1: these You're more of a Jason Boy than I am.

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Speaker 1: But like all of these late seventies eighties slashers, our

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Speaker 1: time has passed.

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Speaker 2: And I also feel like, you know, there is some

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Speaker 2: lore in some fantasy elements to Halloween and Friday the Thirteenth,

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Speaker 2: Chainsaw Masacre.

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Speaker 1: I don't really parts of all of this I.

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Speaker 2: Understand, but that's where you can expand upon the franchise.

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Speaker 2: This doesn't have that element. So like hot, are you

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Speaker 2: gonna try to make the Texas? You try to make

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Speaker 2: leather Face like a character we can get behind, Like

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Speaker 2: what's the point of a television series?

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Speaker 1: News damn got to first look at Cape Fear, the

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Speaker 1: Apple TV series produced by Martin Scorsese and Steven Spielberg,

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Speaker 1: starring Amy Adams, Harvey are Bardem, and Patrick Wilson.

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Speaker 2: This is yet again another thing that I don't know

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Speaker 2: if people wanted a remake of, But they're taking Cape Fear,

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Speaker 2: a movie that a lot of people love. I wouldn't

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Speaker 2: quite call it a cult classic.

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Speaker 1: Pretty goddamn good.

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Speaker 2: They're turning it into a television series for Apple TV.

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Speaker 2: But then they throw Amy Adams, Harvey or Bardem and

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Speaker 2: Patrick Wilson at you and you're like, maybe this is

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Speaker 2: something I would like to watch. So I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm intrigued by this. June fifth on Apple TV,

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Speaker 2: Scorsese and Spielberger behind it. It might end up being

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Speaker 2: pretty damn good.

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Speaker 1: Is there any shot in this television show Harvey or

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Speaker 1: Bardem steps on a rake?

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say there's a non zero chance. How

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Speaker 2: about that?

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Speaker 1: Like you have to do it at least once? I

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Speaker 1: would say upward, like I would do it at least

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Speaker 1: three times. Sure, let's get the joke back back. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a great Simpsons Kate Fier episode reference. You could

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Speaker 1: probably give us a good little grown.

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Speaker 2: Sideeshow bardm Simpsons is in seasons fifty six right now.

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Speaker 1: You could bring in Sideshow bar dem News Dom, Fast

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Speaker 1: Forever Young.

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Speaker 2: I just feel like the Fast and Furious franchise has

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Speaker 2: butchered the naming of their movies for so long, like

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Speaker 2: this could have been incredibly fun along the way, naming

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Speaker 2: your movies number wise and thematically better than they've done,

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Speaker 2: and they have just completely fucked it up. It's just

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Speaker 2: they lost it. First of all, I don't, I don't.

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Speaker 2: I know Goose seen more of these than I have,

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Speaker 2: but no one said, Hey, the last Fast and Furious

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Speaker 2: movie didn't close the chapter good enough, we'd like a

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Speaker 2: new one.

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Speaker 1: There's so many movies with forever in the title, Shrek

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Speaker 1: forever after. That's my number one? Was that the third one?

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Speaker 1: Shrek Forever after? That's a third Oh, Shrek, that's your

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Speaker 1: biggest misstep.

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Speaker 2: They fucked it up. Should have been the fourth one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's also the worst of the Shreks. There's

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Speaker 1: no sexy John Ham Shrek in it. Yeah, good point

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Speaker 1: news dem you see this, you hear about this. SNL

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Speaker 1: is hopping over the bone, mate, and they're gonna do

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Speaker 1: the British version of SNL. Hello, Govna, ao, govna, what's uh?

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Speaker 2: What's the point of this? Sku? It's usually reversed right

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Speaker 2: the US. This adapts British comedy.

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Speaker 1: Also Britain, not Britain England. Can I call it Britain?

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Speaker 2: Maybe because SNL plays at like five point thirty in

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Speaker 2: the morning in Britain that they're like, we need something

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Speaker 2: that plays at midnight.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you just start your own sketch comedy show?

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Speaker 1: And call it literally anything else.

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Speaker 2: Well, also, I'm sure Lauren Michaels is like an executive

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Speaker 2: producer and it's getting paid for this. But what happens

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Speaker 2: if and when the UK SNL that comes out six

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Speaker 2: hours earlier than the US one does a really similar

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Speaker 2: thing that.

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Speaker 1: You know what you have said right here? Do hear

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Speaker 1: me out? This is going to be better than the

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Speaker 1: American SNL? Yeah, because first and also it's not. And

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Speaker 1: I feel like SNL when it comes to certain celebrities

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Speaker 1: or politicians, they kind of pull their punches a little bit. Yeah, sure,

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Speaker 1: this show isn't going to do that because the Brits

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Speaker 1: don't give a fuck. And also, you know who should

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Speaker 1: produce this show, Ricky Ricky Gervas. Ricky Gervas would go

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Speaker 1: scorched earth on everything every single week.

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Speaker 2: Also, the initial reaction by Brits to the cast list,

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Speaker 2: which I won't run through, was like, I don't know

656
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 2: any of these people. I mean, yeah, that's the fucking

657
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 2: point goo in folks, like, you're not supposed to know

658
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 2: random sketch comedy people. There's no platform other than SNL

659
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 2: where you would know sketch comedy.

660
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 1: Did you watch that sketch that I sent you.

661
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 2: What did you send me?

662
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 1: I only sent you a screenshot, so you would have

663
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: had to have done some homework and some legs. No,

664
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 1: I didn't, Okay, so I sent you a sketch or

665
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 1: a screenshot from a sketch from last week. It was

666
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 1: about a Bob's letter who didn't like Bob's sledding. But

667
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 1: it was cut with you know other athletes who you know,

668
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 1: love what they're doing. I'm I'm a skier, so so,

669
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 1: I'm a skater so so, and then I hate being

670
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: a bobsletter And like the way that she was delivering

671
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 1: her lines and the way that you would go from

672
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 1: serious serious to silly, and even the music in the background.

673
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 1: Look this up. It's SNL Olympic preview sketch from last week.

674
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 1: They ripped off I think you should leave, and they

675
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: ripped off Patty Harrison.

676
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean they completely fair. Since the minute that

677
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 2: I Think you should leave found success in what nineteen

678
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 2: they have probably one sketch a week that is very.

679
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 1: They try and do something super silly. There was an

680
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 1: Austin Butler Christmas sketch where he got an ash tray

681
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: for his secret Santa, and I'm like, this isn't I

682
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: think you should leave sketch. It was funny, but yeah,

683
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 1: but this one was this was blatant. What was that

684
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: sketch called like the boardroom or something like that. The

685
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 1: line delivery too, is the exact same thing. I could

686
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: not stand it.

687
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it, I understand it.

688
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 1: I think people were like, oh, she's the MVP of

689
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 1: the week, knock off.

690
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 2: I mean, you're the one submitting yourself to SNL.

691
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 1: Still, me and my wife watch it every week. It's

692
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 1: something that we do together.

693
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 2: You watch it Sunday morning.

694
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: Though Sunday night.

695
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh we'll get you.

696
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: You'll learn someday. You gotta have you gotta find things

697
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 1: to watch together.

698
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,399
Speaker 2: Yeah. Ours is the pit right now?

699
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 1: Ah, the pit.

700
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 2: It's uh, it's interesting. So she she has a medical background.

701
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 2: I have a small medical because I have a small

702
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,240
Speaker 2: dick that as well.

703
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: Uh so fucking roasted you right there. Oh my god,

704
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:26,399
Speaker 1: you walked right into it.

705
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 2: I would have trouble as a ski jumper, that's for sure.

706
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:29,880
Speaker 1: Can't get it up.

707
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 2: I watched it again and like, it's it's a hard

708
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 2: watch for me because I'm somewhat critiquing it. It is

709
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 2: doing a better job than like every other medical show ever.

710
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 2: But I'm also like that would never happen, So I

711
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 2: have a hard viewing experience with it.

712
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,359
Speaker 1: Is that all you guys watch together? Is that your

713
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: only appointment viewing right now?

714
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 2: She likes like the the Bravo television type of shows too,

715
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 2: so I'll submit myself to that.

716
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: I have the I have like the tightrope sometimes of

717
00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: like I think that something is something that I'm supposed

718
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 1: to wait for her to see, and then she doesn't

719
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 1: want to see it, and I've wasted like an hour

720
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,240
Speaker 1: waiting and I could have watched it in the meantime.

721
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 1: And then other times I'll just watch something and she's like,

722
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,320
Speaker 1: you're not gonna wait for me, So I don't. I

723
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:13,319
Speaker 1: don't know what to do.

724
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, ask her, I would say that would be the answer.

725
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 1: Now we watch television, we don't talk. Do you not

726
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 1: know what TV is for?

727
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 2: That's text each other right next to each other.

728
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: What's Raffie's lunch tomorrow? What are you doing? And we'll

729
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 1: talk about it again on Monday. Because we need to

730
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,399
Speaker 1: fill time, the producers saying, fill the fucking clock out.

731
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,359
Speaker 1: We need to get to an hour, even though stay

732
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 1: under fifty minutes. We're getting too close right now, What

733
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,240
Speaker 1: is your plates on Sunday night? What are you eating

734
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 1: on Sunday night for the Big Game?

735
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 2: I have no idea. So we're actually going to the

736
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 2: berk Shares this weekend. Nice nice little.

737
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: My silver spoon, Mac silver spoon.

738
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 2: Mal. I still have figured out where I'm going for

739
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 2: the Super Bowl. I'll figure that out this weekend. I'll

740
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 2: figure it out by Saturday evening.

741
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, asked me goo, Yeah.

742
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:06,399
Speaker 2: Your little bites, little biotes, little sweet for the superbowel So.

743
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:10,760
Speaker 1: I have already bought six avocados just in case stores

744
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 1: run out of them on the day of the Big Game.

745
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,359
Speaker 1: I bought them rock Hard.

746
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,760
Speaker 2: Well, I was gonna say, you can give them time.

747
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: Now to day. I bought them rock card. We're gonna

748
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 1: do some guacamole. Some Caso have a real nice nacho spread.

749
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 2: Love that.

750
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 1: Gonna buy some chicken.

751
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,319
Speaker 2: Wings and you're gonna go wide on the nachos, not tall, right, So.

752
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:34,399
Speaker 1: We're gonna go nachos naked, maybe just cheese on them,

753
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 1: and then you can dip in the other stuff. So

754
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 1: we're not getting soggy nacho a tray. Yeah, you can

755
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 1: fully load your own nachos.

756
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 2: Yeah.

757
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna do chicken wings. Gonna get him from Sloans.

758
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,919
Speaker 1: Sloanes makes great chicken wings. And then my son keeps

759
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 1: on saying he wants hot dogs because hot dogs are

760
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 1: our football food.

761
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 2: Do an elevated hot dog?

762
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 1: Oh go on, I don't know.

763
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,479
Speaker 2: I figured you'd had a plan for an elevated hot dog.

764
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 1: You know what I might do? And this is what

765
00:36:58,600 --> 00:36:59,959
Speaker 1: I used to do when I worked at the hockey

766
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 1: at the snack stand. Get a hot dog, you put

767
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 1: cheese on it, you put so, We're gonna have qso

768
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 1: at the house. I'll cover it in qso like that

769
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,240
Speaker 1: and I'll deal with the repercussions on Monday.

770
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 2: Nacho cheese on a hot dog and so much.

771
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 1: Salt and then you put it on a slice of pizza.

772
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,800
Speaker 1: You put the hot dog and the nacho k's on

773
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:20,840
Speaker 1: a slice of pizzack. Yeah, it was dumb. And finally,

774
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 1: I've been sent this many of times in the last

775
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 1: few weeks, and I had kind of poop pooted it

776
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: as ai not even really taking a look at it.

777
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: But it is fully animated on YouTube. This fella johnly

778
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: Likens has been animating action scenes using the nineteen nineties

779
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as his models. So there's three

780
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 1: right now. There's Leonardo Donatello, Raphael, these things are dynamite.

781
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 1: In the caption on them, he's like, this is not Ai, this,

782
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 1: that and the other paramount. If you want to work

783
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 1: with me, just contact me if you were too, because

784
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: everyone wants these live action ones. But if you were

785
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 1: to give me a great looking animated one with the

786
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:04,280
Speaker 1: nineteen nineties turtles, with this type of shit, this ultra violent, uh,

787
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 1: free flowing, That's what I would say about the animation.

788
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:11,800
Speaker 1: It lovely watch these mac all right, all right, Raphael

789
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 1: stabs a bunch of But so here's my issue. And

790
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 1: I understand why, like the you know cartoon used to

791
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 1: do it, the foot Soldiers, robots. I want humans. I

792
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 1: want steaks.

793
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then you have to build up the villains,

794
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 2: you know, you have to really hate them.

795
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:32,240
Speaker 1: Yeah. I hated Danny in nineteen ninety nine, that bitch Danny. Although,

796
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 1: to be fair, so we always go at Danny. But

797
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 1: when you see Shredder's Layer and all the Lost Boys,

798
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 1: like that's how you should live. Arcade machines. Everywhere there's

799
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 1: always someone playing a bass you get free cigarettes.

800
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 2: Just how was someone follow me around with an active

801
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 2: bassline for the things I'm doing?

802
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 1: Sam Rockwell's there, like I feel if Shredder came to me,

803
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 1: and also it wouldn't be right at the time. He'd

804
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: probably say Tatsu. But like if Tatsu came to me,

805
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,840
Speaker 1: or even doubt Tatsu's not around, Tatsu's too high up.

806
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 1: Let's let's say Sam Rockwell does find me and he's like, hey,

807
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:11,360
Speaker 1: you don't have much going on in your life. I

808
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 1: put my head down. Yeah, probably not come I check

809
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 1: out this warehouse. I go there. People are skateboarding. I mean,

810
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 1: sometimes you have to fight your master. Sometimes you might

811
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 1: find a giant rat. But it's a life.

812
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,839
Speaker 2: You've thought about this extensively.

813
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,720
Speaker 1: I think i'd be a foot soldier.

814
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 2: Okay, there you go.

815
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 1: I don't have much of a backbone. That's why I

816
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 1: would first off go with the foot soldier, but then

817
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 1: flip on the foot soldier. I'm like a like a jellyfish.

818
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 2: You're a real Portuguese man o war.

819
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: But also when they're training me to fight, they'd realize

820
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 1: I have no skills, right, Maybe they put me in

821
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:50,720
Speaker 1: the kitchen.

822
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. Make it living that way.

823
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 1: And I would assume that if I'm cooking for all

824
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: these all these young foot soldiers, a lot of tater tots.

825
00:39:58,320 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 2: Hey, the army has cooks.

826
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:04,479
Speaker 1: I see here that you worked for a rokusaki. Yes,

827
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 1: but I was in the kitchen. News dump check us

828
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 1: out at the top of next week. Another news dump, commercials,

829
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 1: movie trailers, not football.

830
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 2: Goo yes, score prediction, give it to me.

831
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 1: Uh, Patriots thirty eight, Seahawks twenty one. Jesus, I'm gonna

832
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 1: bet it like that.

833
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:31,399
Speaker 2: I'm going Seahawks twenty seven Patriots twenty Not.

834
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 1: To get to in the weeds of what I do,

835
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 1: but I listen to all forty minutes of Drake May

836
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 1: talking at a press conference two days ago. Yeah, I

837
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 1: have never heard him sound more comfortable and more like

838
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 1: a human being. I think he is ready for this moment.

839
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:49,359
Speaker 2: I think of the Patriots win. It's clear like the

840
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:52,319
Speaker 2: only way that the Patriots win is if Drake May

841
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 2: is the MVP of the game and has a great game.

842
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 1: I disagree. I'm taking Marcus Jones as my MVP. All right,

843
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 1: how about that because he can intercept the book, he

844
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,959
Speaker 1: can return it for a touchdown. Sure, he can punt

845
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 1: return it for a touchdown. Maybe they'll say one day,

846
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:07,919
Speaker 1: you know what, let's put him on offense too. Let's

847
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 1: see if let's see if goo can can get this money. Yeah,

848
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 1: because let's just say my Drake May Offensive Player of

849
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 1: the Year bet did not cash it. I also did

850
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 1: it as like I don't think the Patriots will be

851
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 1: good enough for Drake May to get MVP Offensive Player

852
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 1: of the Year. That seems like something that's achievable. And

853
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: he was a finalist, but he was probably number five

854
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: on the list.

855
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 2: Traditionally, offensive Player of the Year doesn't go to a quarterback.

856
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 1: Right. But I'll also say this is that looking at

857
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:35,280
Speaker 1: the stats, Matthew Stafford should have been nominated for Offensive

858
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 1: Player of the Year too. He has those type of

859
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:39,280
Speaker 1: stats to be on that list.

860
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 2: Did you wager that Justin Herbert would get one MVP vote?

861
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:47,879
Speaker 1: I can't believe that. And if you're gonna tell me, oh,

862
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 1: his offensive line was hurt. Heading into the season, people

863
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 1: thought the Patriots offensive line and wide receivers were fucking trash.

864
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,839
Speaker 1: And now people think, oh, they're almost as good as

865
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 1: the Seahawks. So oh, I think Drake May's pretty goddamn good.

866
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 1: You know what. I love Drake May. I'm the first

867
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 1: person to say that and make that T shirt.

868
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 2: Yes you are.

869
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: Am I wearing that T shirt right now. If you're

870
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: listening on the show, yes, if you're watching on YouTube,

871
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 1: don't fucking tell him. News Dump