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Speaker 1: Five Horoscopes, Part one of Stranger Things Season five has

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Speaker 1: been officially been out for a week, So I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: let you know your character match and if you survive

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Speaker 1: the upside Down based on your zodiac sign. Also, if

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Speaker 1: it's your birthday, you are a Sagittarius. You share a

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Speaker 1: birthday with Ozzy Osbourne, little Baby, Amanda Sea Free, j

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Speaker 1: T Austin, and Tiffany Hattish.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Donna.

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Speaker 1: Good morning.

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Speaker 2: What is your sign?

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Speaker 1: I'm a Capricorn. Okay, so Capricorn's when it comes to

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Speaker 1: your Stranger Thing character match, you're Joyce Byers. You're the

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Speaker 1: mom of the group. You're determined, focus and absolutely tear

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Speaker 1: dimensions apart, and you protect your people. You would survive

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Speaker 1: the upside down because you refuse to let anything ruin

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Speaker 1: your plans. You're powerful in a don't mess with me

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Speaker 1: today way. I like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, me too, Based Donna, thank you, Tyra. Yes, Hey,

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Speaker 2: what's your sign?

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Speaker 1: Libra? Okay, Libra? You're a character match when it comes

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Speaker 1: to Stranger Things. You guys are Robin. So you're funny, flirty,

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Speaker 1: easily distracted by vibes. You're Robin and you would probably

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Speaker 1: survive the upside down. But you'd complain about the lightning,

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Speaker 1: the smell and the aesthetic first, but you would absolutely

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Speaker 1: charm your way out of danger.

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Speaker 3: Makes perfect sense.

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Speaker 1: I know, Robin's like one of my favorite characters.

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Speaker 2: She's so fun me too. If she dies, be riot.

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Speaker 1: I know, right, I really do think she's gonna go.

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Speaker 1: I think she's I was telling you Rich, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: So.

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Speaker 1: I was telling Rich yesterday that you know the song

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Speaker 1: Radio good Rady, that song, that song they plays when

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Speaker 1: Robin's there, and everyone's saying that when Robin dies, that

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Speaker 1: that's what song is gonna play. And I'm like, oh no.

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Speaker 2: Wait, that song's f.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's in it. It is at least that TikTok.

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Speaker 1: That's what I was on.

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Speaker 3: That's ridiculous. They better not.

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Speaker 1: Because it ties in with the radio stuff. That makes sense.

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Speaker 1: I know she is the radio girl.

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Speaker 3: That does tie into it. But I didn't. I didn't

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Speaker 3: hear that song. That doesn't make it.

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Speaker 1: Okay. Maybe TikTok is just what's it called predicting what song?

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Speaker 2: Fat?

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Speaker 3: I saw a thing on all the songs of all

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Speaker 3: the seasons.

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Speaker 2: In fact, I'm gonna go look it up really quick.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, look it up.

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Speaker 2: Let me know, I think that's bs.

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Speaker 1: Well what it Wouldn't that be amazing if that was right?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, well it was no, No, it wouldn't

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Speaker 3: be amazing.

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Speaker 1: Gone, I know, I.

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Speaker 2: Know, I know. Okay, that's my home Season five.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go over the Here are the songs for

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Speaker 3: season five that they've aired so far. Okay, Rock and

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Speaker 3: Robin pretty in Pink Psychedelic, First upside Down, Diana Ross

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Speaker 3: Running up that Hill, Kate Bush, Fernando Abba, mister Sandman

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Speaker 3: to each his own. I think we're alone now, Tiffany.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, by Yellow, Premature Plans by Elmer Bernstein, Shaboom

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Speaker 3: by the Chords.

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Speaker 2: That's it. There is no, there is no and it's Dick.

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Speaker 2: That's just scam. We fell for the clear, all right, Tyra,

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Speaker 2: I have a good day. Thanks for listening. Thank you

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Speaker 2: guys so much.

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Speaker 1: By you too.

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Speaker 2: Bye. How about Pisces?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Rich your character also another one of my favorites

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Speaker 1: is Max. You're emotional, you're intuitive, you're artistic, you're mysterious,

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Speaker 1: and you are Max Energy. You can survive the upside down,

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Speaker 1: but only if you have your walkman and your trauma

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Speaker 1: playlist ready, Your feelings will literally save your life.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let's go. Max is one of my favorites too.

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Speaker 1: She's pretty dope.

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Speaker 3: I walked in, you know, I was out of town

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Speaker 3: the other day and when I came home, my son

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Speaker 3: Jake was sitting at the kitchen table on his phone.

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Speaker 3: My wife is on the other side, and I walk

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Speaker 3: in and my wife says, hey, say hello to two

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Speaker 3: of your boys.

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Speaker 2: Now only Jake. I only see Jake and my son.

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Speaker 3: Kemp is a redhead, right, and Jake is watching rewatching

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Speaker 3: Stranger Things, and it's a scene with Max, who's a redhead,

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Speaker 3: and I go, I only see one kid, and she goes, well,

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Speaker 3: Kemp is on FaceTime, and I go, that looks like

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Speaker 3: Max with Stranger Things. And Blake was on the other

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Speaker 3: phone on the other side of the table. Jake was

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Speaker 3: watching Stranger Things.

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Speaker 2: That was Max.

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Speaker 3: She said, no, she's I didn't see her talking to Camp.

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Speaker 2: She was on a separate phone talking to Camp.

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Speaker 3: And I see Jake watching Max on Stranger Things, and

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Speaker 3: I was like, what I thought you were.

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Speaker 1: Going to go with the mister what's it? Blake saying, mister,

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Speaker 1: what's it over there?

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Speaker 2: What do you got for Leo's.

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Speaker 1: I'm a Leo. Yeah, Leo's we are Steve Harrington because

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Speaker 1: we have the iconic hare, surprising leadership and unexpected softness,

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Speaker 1: and we definitely survived the upside down because even the

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Speaker 1: monsters love us a little bit. We would act annoyed,

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Speaker 1: but we would secretly enjoy being everyone's protests.

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Speaker 2: Awesome, I know it's Steve's.

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Speaker 1: Dope, all right?

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Speaker 2: How about for virgos?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, John Jay, you're a Nancy Wheeler because you're smart,

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Speaker 1: you're strategic, you're organized, and you're slightly terrifying when you're focused.

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Speaker 1: You survived because you made a plan and you stuck

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Speaker 1: to it, and you carried the entire team on your back.

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Speaker 1: The monsters are more scared of you than you are

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Speaker 1: of them.

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Speaker 3: Perfect Have you seen the meme where it's like, how

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Speaker 3: did mister Wheeler rope in that Battie?

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Speaker 1: Nancy is definitely her mom's daughter for sure.

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Speaker 3: If we didn't get your sign there, I'll post it

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Speaker 3: on her website. John Jayne Rich dot com