WEBVTT - HR. 1 – Shake That Healthy Butt 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:03.640 We are number one. We just grabbed every key Democrat 0:00:05.600 --> 0:00:10.920 super duper. That's nice. Hey, you go nay, that is 0:00:10.960 --> 0:00:11.560 good news. 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:14.280 It is the fifth day of August twenty twenty six. 0:00:14.400 --> 0:00:16.520 Good Wednesday morning, everybody. Welcome to the parture of Morning Show. 0:00:16.520 --> 0:00:18.439 My name is Chris Hocking. Here we are Parker Fox 0:00:18.480 --> 0:00:20.239 and to cast the thousands in today, recap and camp 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:22.800 and so much more. Will get started with Brian Wagan. 0:00:23.280 --> 0:00:27.520 Brian Wigan Brian Reagan on National Underwear Day comedy on 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:30.240 the patch of come on in. I am glad you 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:30.720 are here. 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:33.200 So I'm putting on a couple pounds, no big deal, 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:36.360 you know, typical guy stuff. But I've learned some milestones 0:00:36.400 --> 0:00:38.640 and putting on a few pounds, you know, little moments 0:00:38.680 --> 0:00:39.240 where you go. 0:00:39.240 --> 0:00:41.839 Hey, that was new, you know. 0:00:41.880 --> 0:00:43.240 It used to be I would just put on my 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:45.000 underwear and that was it. 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:47.360 But then you put on a few pounds. 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:49.720 You put on your underwear, you bend over to put 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:54.840 on your socks, and your waistband flips down and you 0:00:55.000 --> 0:00:59.640 stand back up and it flaps back into place with 0:00:59.720 --> 0:01:05.000 an awkward a little snap. Whoa that hurt and felt nice. 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:09.320 Then you put on a few more pounds. You bend over, 0:01:09.360 --> 0:01:12.200 your waistband flips down and when you stand back up, 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:14.000 it doesn't flat back into place. 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:16.160 You're trying to help it. 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:18.720 Come on, come on, snap back in the position. 0:01:20.280 --> 0:01:22.800 You're trying to find the muscles below the abdomen that 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:27.039 can push up underwear flats. That's a hard muscle to 0:01:27.080 --> 0:01:31.400 find with your brain. I tried to find it. I 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:36.479 accidentally wiggled my ears. You know it's time to move 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:38.920 up in an underwear size. When you take them off 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:43.039 and across your waist. People can read Egyptian hieroglyphics. 0:01:55.560 --> 0:02:08.440 I love watching Tarzan movies. Sweet and beat us on 0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:09.280 your side. 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:23.239 You here the distance under this line, and then you stry. 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:26.400 Welcome to the Power to a Morning Show. It is 0:02:26.639 --> 0:02:29.400 August fifth, twenty twenty six. I'm Corey Kove. That's Chris Hockey. 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:31.560 That's to meet Sauce Paul Lambert. There's Zach Alverson, There's 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:37.760 Max Fuller. Good morning fellas. Hi check your email. There 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:40.760 you go, Hi, You know you mentioned Parker Fox. This 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:43.000 is this is an ONNAT production meeting because Chad Abbitt 0:02:43.000 --> 0:02:45.520 loves this. When we don't know which of our guests 0:02:45.560 --> 0:02:46.760 are on the show. And which are not? 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:47.239 Yeah? 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:50.239 Is he like isn't he like somewhere in the country 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:52.640 at a wedding or something? Is he back today? I 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:54.880 think so? Yeah? Is he really hosted that he flew 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:56.639 but he flew back? Okay? Does he look like he 0:02:56.680 --> 0:03:00.760 was in where? Alabama or Colorado? He's had to fly everywhere. Man, 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:04.160 it must be ROUGHI in Parker Fox. Yeah, good for 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:06.000 park So let's hope we see him at seven. That 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:10.040 would be great. I bet we will. God, you love 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:11.720 to gamble? Yeah? 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:14.760 Why keep saying this? 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:17.880 But I do love gambling. Yeah. I watched your PA 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:21.600 and you got into it and you were scratching that 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:24.280 it and you were loving it. I did, and the 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:27.440 guy was awesome. Yesterday is elite dog TV. Jeff Platt 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:29.840 is fantastic. That that should should that dude not be 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:32.560 making money on an NFL sideline. He's very good. He 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:34.040 could do that job in a second. 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:38.320 But I learned the guy that lost and lost out 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:42.119 on a championship, Uh, you know a World Series bracelet 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:46.800 the guy from Canada, Greg Mueller attitude I've ever seen? 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:50.800 Oh you're talking about Ronny hamood. Yeah, the mood was believable, 0:03:50.920 --> 0:03:54.000 super content like yeah, the cards. It's good for the 0:03:54.000 --> 0:03:56.280 other guy made a couple of million cheering for his 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:58.680 fellow Canadian. He's like, whatever, what did you get fifth? 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:04.360 Or six? He was like six? I think whatever? Cool do? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:06.080 you got into it, man, I got into it. You 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:09.560 were texting me and whatnot. I was no, but he 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:12.120 was watching poker and texting me Yeah. 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:12.880 Impressive. 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:14.960 And it's because I turned the TV on in the 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:19.120 bedroom after we hit Louis Dow and uh put down 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:22.240 to bed and I'm like, oh, it's gonna say you 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:26.040 buried the lead there, brother, And yeah, I was like, 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:26.920 that's pretty good. 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:30.000 The first thing he texted me, very first thing was 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:32.720 if you ever made the final table, I'm going to 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:37.440 be in the background, hammered would yeah, yeah, but they would. Yeah. 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:41.360 There was a topless dude. There was a very very overweight, 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:45.040 topless dude heat sauce right on the rail and he 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:46.839 was kind of an obnoxious but he was having the 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:49.200 time of his life. I'll tell you who was obnoxious. 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:55.279 Can you imagine, like, let's say, uh, let's say World 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:59.200 Series Game seven, right, this is Baseball's quote super Bowl 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:02.599 where they're World Series. Can you imagine if Game seven 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:06.400 of the World Series. For three innings, Fox had Bryson 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:08.560 de Shambo on to talk about how much he likes 0:05:08.600 --> 0:05:14.080 watching baseball. Yeah, get Draymond Green off the World Series 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:17.640 of Poker main event broadcast. Dear god. I didn't see 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:20.160 that part, but it was literally like ESPN was like, Wow, 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:23.200 we're on ESPN again. We better have a big name. 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:25.719 They had Draymon on for like forty minutes and he 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:29.920 just sucked. Yeah, got it. I loved everything about last 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:33.640 night except for freaking Draymond. Yeah. I don't care that 0:05:33.720 --> 0:05:36.240 Klay Thompson's bad at poker. We're all bad at poker. 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:40.880 That's literally Hawk's worst. Iight beer a guy talking about 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:44.560 basketball during a poker bruck, Yeah, yeah, that's Hawk's hell. 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:49.000 Freaking Draymond. 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:51.240 Yeah, they're trying to force the Draymone thing on us 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:52.120 and it's not working. 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:56.240 It was bad, man. The pressure last night though, it's 0:05:56.440 --> 0:05:58.279 it's the pressure of sports in general. It's not but 0:05:58.360 --> 0:06:00.680 not the poker's a sport. But yeah, you know you 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:03.120 you texted me Sauce about the guy when Saskelotti made 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:05.040 that call with tens and You're like, what a call? 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:08.280 And I'm like well, that's a call I've made a 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:10.800 thousand times in a tournament here in Minnesota, but I 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:12.440 don't know if i'd have the balls to make it 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:14.799 with what was it? Four to go in the main event, 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:18.560 with millions of dollars on the line. What if you're wrong? Yeah, 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:20.760 even though you know it's right. He sweated it for 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:23.480 what two three minutes before he made the call, and 0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:25.400 he was right. But man, he was like, Man, I'm 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:27.039 in a tough spot. What do I do? He's like, 0:06:27.080 --> 0:06:29.800 I guess we're gonna go. We're gonna gamble. Yeah, I 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:32.479 don't know how they do it. Yeah, man, it was 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:35.640 fun to watch. Well, welcome aboard. Yeah. Will you watch 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:42.360 tonight when Saskelotti and Jumlango heads up for four million dollars? Maybe? Possibly? Yeah? Maybe? 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:44.160 I don't know what else is on. They both are 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:47.279 guaranteed six, the winner gets ten. So yeah, they're fighting 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:50.479 tonight for four mil. Good for them. You won't watch? 0:06:50.600 --> 0:06:52.840 Maybe after watching all the last night. I don't know. 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:54.520 I don't know. I got I got to see what 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:57.719 you got stuff to do? Maybe such as no amathing 0:06:57.720 --> 0:07:00.240 to do? You're not going to watch the Twins? I 0:07:00.279 --> 0:07:03.960 did yet, I flip back and forth. How come you 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:08.360 weren't texting me about baseball because you'd rather me text 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:11.480 you about twenty sixteen? That's that is like, that's the 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:14.040 Chris Hockey hell version. If you were texting me about 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:17.840 baseball and told me that Dave Matthew saxophone player was 0:07:17.880 --> 0:07:20.200 on the broadcast talking Twins Royals, he's. 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:24.960 Dead, that would be unbelievable. Would I would text everybody 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:28.240 that he's dead. He's been dead for about fifteen years. 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:32.520 No kidding, get a new one. They have a new one. 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:35.160 Oh okay, well then I mean the current one. Oh yeah, no, 0:07:35.320 --> 0:07:39.000 I don't even know if i'd care about that. Let's see, 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:42.640 and you've checked out of your band? No I haven't. 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:48.320 Are you looking for the name of the current saxophone player. 0:07:48.360 --> 0:07:55.200 Oh it's uh Muhammad, Yeah, yeah, it's bon Queisha Mohammad 0:07:55.240 --> 0:07:58.120 bon Cusha. Yeah, he could rip on the sack. 0:07:58.240 --> 0:08:01.000 So that guy died in twenty two thousand and eight, 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:05.000 so almost twenty years a ATV. 0:08:04.600 --> 0:08:07.400 Accident on its property. Oh no kidding, slipped his ATV? 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:11.760 Yeah yeah, yeah it sucked because they like played the 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:15.680 night before and then yeah, they went on they played 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:17.000 the day he died without it? 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:21.440 Yeah? Is it too sooner? Can I do a joke? 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:21.960 Do it? 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:26.560 Who's going to be offended? I meant his family, But 0:08:26.600 --> 0:08:28.640 if his family's listening, Hello. 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:32.000 His family's listening, he's gonna hate this joke. We'll just 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:38.120 say it. The next night, did on the setlist? Did 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:42.880 they they played crash or did they skip it? I 0:08:42.920 --> 0:08:44.000 mean they might have skipped it? 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:47.559 Yeah, yeah, I think they played tub thump, beat and 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:49.200 stick and scene. 0:08:49.240 --> 0:08:51.160 Well anyway, welcome aboard. Yeah, man back. Do you watch 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:51.640 the last night? 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:51.880 Yeah? 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:56.319 Yeah, your guy's very good. You go to Costco yesterday? Hawk? Nope, No, 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:57.559 I lost that beat. 0:08:57.640 --> 0:09:00.880 I couldn't even get myself to do it, even for 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:04.439 a nice set of boobs. Couldn't give myself to do it. Yeah, 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:06.679 I figured there might be boobs other play. I was wrong. 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:10.080 But you looked all over the Upper Midwest. 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:11.960 I looked. I did. I. I kept my head on 0:09:12.000 --> 0:09:16.640 a swivel, and uh, I saw some good ones, you know, 0:09:16.679 --> 0:09:21.200 but I I didn't. I couldn't get myself to go 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:28.000 to to my personal Vietnam. There's the parking lot of Costco. 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:32.440 Couldn't do it. Couldn't do it. There's always tomorrow, which 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:36.360 is today, I guess technically, so maybe we'll give it 0:09:36.360 --> 0:09:36.640 a shot. 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:38.600 Hell yeah, the day is young. 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:39.880 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:42.000 Yeah, lots of time. 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:47.240 Any any football stuff yesterday that you guys had your 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:49.439 eyes on, anything anything big happened yesterday? 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:50.439 Yeah? Is it? 0:09:51.280 --> 0:09:53.480 This just popped up and I heard from another friend 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:55.280 of mine, you weren't there yesterday, hawk, were you? 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:56.079 No? I'm going today. 0:09:56.679 --> 0:10:01.400 There was somebody booing and yelling at JJ McCarthy from 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:03.920 like one of the VIP tents about how bad he is? 0:10:08.840 --> 0:10:09.200 What else? 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:11.640 Oh? 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:21.640 Yeah, good point. He kept people kept groaning insane, He's terrible. 0:10:21.960 --> 0:10:24.960 My god? Is that not? Though? The hot rummer so 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:28.720 far is that he is just struggling like crazy. 0:10:30.120 --> 0:10:33.839 From multiple people i've talked to, he the word. I've 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:38.960 heard his gun shy, that he looks like, uh, afraid 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:43.240 to fail, afraid to fail, and like he just got 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:44.679 there and doesn't really. 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:47.600 Yeah, I've heard it's it's not very good. 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:51.040 But the other guy, I don't think other than Saturday, 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:53.160 I don't think the other guy is having this like 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:58.840 miraculous camp either. But the guy that they drafted tenth overall, 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:01.000 I don't think is having a good camp at all, 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:06.520 and they're back in pads today today. 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:07.959 They have tomorrow off. 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:10.720 From what I was told from a couple of great sources, 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:13.520 today's a big day for the quarterbacks. 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:18.800 Yeah. Man, people tell you a lot of stuff. Well, 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:24.720 I'm likable. Yeah, that's why you get information. You're supervement. Right, 0:11:24.720 --> 0:11:27.040 You're on the toilet and people are texting you inside 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:30.880 information all the time. Yeah. How many minutes a day 0:11:30.880 --> 0:11:32.640 do you believe you're on the toilet on average? Like 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:36.320 today's a Wednesday, right, I mean we. 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:37.040 Keep track of it today. 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:39.120 Please keep track of it today and then and then. Also, 0:11:39.160 --> 0:11:43.040 I would like you to chart. That's chart ch art. 0:11:43.480 --> 0:11:46.400 I'd like you to chart what percentage of your toilet 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:49.280 time you're getting information from local sources? 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:51.520 Yeah, because if you chart, though, they don't listen the 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:52.240 amount of time. 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:56.720 Yeah, so chart. I don't know. I mean I could 0:11:56.720 --> 0:11:58.439 brew one up today. That would take me. I'm not 0:11:58.480 --> 0:12:00.240 asking you to brew one up. I want you to 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:04.920 do whatever you're normally doing normal routine ten minutes total today. 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:05.720 I mean, I don't even know. 0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:09.120 If I'm not on I don't I I do a 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:10.199 lot of things quickly. 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:14.480 One of them I dump pretty quickly. I'm in and 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:18.760 out of there, then, aren't you? Isn't that your time 0:12:18.800 --> 0:12:20.760 to get information? Scoop and pooping? 0:12:20.840 --> 0:12:20.920 Right? 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:21.640 You're getting texts? 0:12:21.760 --> 0:12:25.880 I just heard one. Yeah, just came through. When you 0:12:25.920 --> 0:12:27.800 hear that, dang, do you that's yourself? 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:30.319 Is it? 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:33.559 At? It's like Pavlovian like you can't just come out. 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:35.160 I just pooped everywhere. 0:12:36.559 --> 0:12:38.880 Good for you, good bragging. 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:42.679 I just we'll get some inside sources today about j 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:45.000 J McCarty. Do you have a bunch of good inside sources? 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:47.800 You always do it, But that's incredible. 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:50.439 You like you and you you will drive all the 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:51.760 way down there and do a show and then not 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:52.680 stay for practice. 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:54.200 Well, my wife had to work. I had to go 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:54.679 get the kid. 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:57.480 Oh that's a great excuse. I mean that's the I mean, 0:12:57.559 --> 0:12:59.320 that's the excuse that never quits working. 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:00.959 Until there about four. 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:07.760 It's wife had to work. Now he can keep doing it, brother, Yeah, no, 0:13:07.880 --> 0:13:10.480 I didn't. I saw the one thing that I'm not 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:14.120 supposed to talk about on the air. You saw the. 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:16.000 One thing you're not supposed to talk about on the air. 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:18.200 Now, I know what it is. I know what is it. 0:13:18.240 --> 0:13:24.080 I'll tell you off the air that I didn't sign 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:26.720 the NDA. That's what's in our workday file that we 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:29.600 haven't signed in months. It's it's the NDA about abbits, John, 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:30.120 would we call it? 0:13:30.240 --> 0:13:30.720 Mister Vain? 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:33.800 Yeah? Did you listen to yesterday? 0:13:34.040 --> 0:13:34.280 Yeah? 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:35.160 Did you really? 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:35.480 Yeah? 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:37.680 How many times? Just once? Yes? I did. 0:13:37.760 --> 0:13:40.000 I want I went home and you know, the one 0:13:40.040 --> 0:13:42.240 word to get the speaker to talk. I don't want 0:13:42.240 --> 0:13:43.800 to say it because if I do say it, that 0:13:43.880 --> 0:13:46.839 everybody's gonna be listening to mister Vain. And I listened 0:13:46.840 --> 0:13:51.160 to it real loudly with uh probably about eleven thirty. 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:53.760 Yesterday it was Louis O. No, he was him and 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:54.640 my wife would. 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:56.240 For a walk Louis have to work yesterday? 0:13:56.480 --> 0:13:59.600 No, he did not know he went He's uh no. 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:01.360 Do you go walk by himself just to get away 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:01.640 from me? 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:06.320 Has Louis ever? Has Louis ever like truly danced? Yeah? Okay, 0:14:06.320 --> 0:14:10.280 Because I was gonna say, what if? What if? What if? 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:13.199 Like when Forrest gum starts dancing to Elvis? Yeah, what 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:15.640 if Louie's just standing there and he's never really cut 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:18.320 a rug in his life and you start playing what 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:22.520 is it? Culture beats mister Vain end and he just 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:26.520 starts foot tapping and then thirty seconds later full on 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:32.040 baby groove, like yeah, and you're like, man, he loves 0:14:32.080 --> 0:14:36.160 mister Vain and that's like his origin story. Yeah. Yeah, 0:14:36.280 --> 0:14:38.640 twenty years from now, he's a go go dancer in Vegas, 0:14:41.240 --> 0:14:44.360 like like Clark Griswold's daughter there for like two seconds 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:47.520 in that movie Vegas Vacation, Paul your hands up. Yeah, 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:51.400 she was an adult. Of course he would Chris after 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:52.200 he goes to Costco. 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:55.360 Man, I'll get in the back of that car and 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:57.240 drive down the road and stand up and dance around. 0:14:58.240 --> 0:15:02.080 Got to the old Vegas signs, show everybody my meat. 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:06.200 Vain, mister Vain, whatever your meat van. 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:07.680 Well, that's a difference. 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:13.000 Yeah, that's true. Yeah all right. So you think it's 0:15:13.040 --> 0:15:14.760 a big day for the quarterback whatever that means. I 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:17.960 don't know what that means. But you think if if 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:19.960 he quote loses again today that they might make an 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:22.640 announcement soon or what. I just don't when is the 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:26.840 first game is? It isn't next weekend, Saturday week from Saturday. 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:29.720 But you know what's tomorrow? Yeah? 0:15:30.320 --> 0:15:32.120 The year, best day of the year. 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:37.240 I can't wait it's football barely. It's football though, football man, 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:38.520 but it's not. But I know what you mean. 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:41.720 You got it. It's better than poker. Even no chance. 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:43.080 Football is better than poker. 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:46.800 I mean no chance sau I mean last night sauce 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:49.280 for tomorrow night. Beat what you're doing. Don't do the bit, 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:52.200 be honest last night and not do the bed last night. 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:55.400 Be honest last night or tomorrow night. If you had 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:57.480 to watch it every night for the rest of your life. 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:03.200 World's here is a poker final table or Cardinals Panthers 0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:06.680 Hall of Fame game preseason Carson Beck, I believe starts 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:08.920 for Cardinals the Cardinals, Is that right? Yeah? I think 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:13.360 that's correct, And that picket guy starts for the Oh 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:17.960 Kenny Pickett's on Carolina, Yes he can. Yeah. I mean, 0:16:18.760 --> 0:16:19.400 here's the thing. 0:16:20.720 --> 0:16:25.000 I love football so much that just having like the 0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:27.960 football pre game on and the music on in the 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:33.160 background of my house is something I crave so much 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:35.480 so that my wife says, we gotta stop putting days 0:16:35.480 --> 0:16:37.720 in front of us, Like, yeah, you're right, but I 0:16:37.760 --> 0:16:38.320 can't wait. 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:40.480 For stop putting days in front of us, Like live 0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:42.720 in the now, right, let's not look ahead to the 0:16:42.760 --> 0:16:46.120 Hall of Fame Game. I hate to say it, Corey, 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:47.520 it's the Hall of Fame game. 0:16:47.720 --> 0:16:50.440 I love the Hall of Fame Game because of what 0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:51.280 it represents. 0:16:51.320 --> 0:16:54.960 It means football is that much closer. Now. 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:56.960 Next year, when maybe the Vikings are in it and 0:16:57.000 --> 0:16:59.440 Hawk and I are actually there, it's gonna be maybe 0:16:59.480 --> 0:17:00.520 the best few days of. 0:17:00.480 --> 0:17:02.480 My life, right Hockey? 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:03.040 Amen? 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:07.399 Yeah, because if the if the Vikings go for a 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:10.720 certain reason, I'll probably drive my happy ass down there, 0:17:14.280 --> 0:17:16.919 Hawk and I'll cry in the in the air in 0:17:17.000 --> 0:17:21.880 the what's it called airplane? 0:17:20.240 --> 0:17:26.560 Yeah, su the press area. We'll see all you can do. 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:29.520 You're you're so locked on, you're so excited about Tomorrow night? 0:17:29.840 --> 0:17:32.399 Is the Hall of Fame game is tomorrow night the 0:17:32.440 --> 0:17:35.560 Panthers versus Arizona. But the Hall of Fame induction ceremonies 0:17:35.560 --> 0:17:38.200 this weekend. Aim the five players going in Larry Fits 0:17:38.280 --> 0:17:43.440 that's one, Louke Keikley. Two is Drew Breed. That's three? 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:49.760 Is it? Two people I should know? Yeah, Dusty mon No, 0:17:51.240 --> 0:17:54.119 three out of the five. Dusty, not this year. You 0:17:54.160 --> 0:17:59.080 have to be out for five years? Yeah, mister Vinitarry, 0:17:59.200 --> 0:18:03.240 mister Vaan, Yeah, who's that anamnitarian and former Vikings running 0:18:03.240 --> 0:18:13.439 back Toby Gerhart. Roger Craig, Oh sweet, he's more famous 0:18:13.480 --> 0:18:15.960 for other teams like the Niners, but Roger Craig going 0:18:16.000 --> 0:18:18.200 in as well. That's a good class man. Did you 0:18:18.280 --> 0:18:21.400 play here one year? Two years? How long did Roger 0:18:21.440 --> 0:18:24.280 Craig play? I don't know, Yeah, I don't remember here, sure, Craig, remember, 0:18:25.800 --> 0:18:27.520 I would just vote for Dusty already. 0:18:27.920 --> 0:18:30.600 Oh yeah, Dusty almost got in, but he missed it 0:18:30.640 --> 0:18:33.879 by one vote because Lavelle didn't vote for Dusty. 0:18:34.440 --> 0:18:36.640 Two years he played here, ninety two and ninety three. 0:18:36.680 --> 0:18:38.200 Those were the last two years of his career. 0:18:38.320 --> 0:18:38.480 Uh. 0:18:39.600 --> 0:18:43.120 Man, Yeah, played fifteen games in fourteen games, man, looking 0:18:43.160 --> 0:18:46.600 at it. I'm just looking at his career stats. How 0:18:46.600 --> 0:18:50.800 about this for just games played sixteen, sixteen, sixteen, sixteen, fourteen, sixteen, 0:18:50.880 --> 0:18:54.280 sixteen eleven, fifteen, fifteen fourteen, Man, Roger Craig just didn't 0:18:54.280 --> 0:18:57.000 miss time. Yeah, good for pretty good for a running back. Yeah, 0:18:57.000 --> 0:19:01.880 good for him. Not bad for a wadriped all right? 0:19:02.320 --> 0:19:04.080 Uh sauce, yes, sir. 0:19:04.920 --> 0:19:06.920 You know what's something I don't have to worry about today, 0:19:06.960 --> 0:19:07.480 my gutters. 0:19:07.640 --> 0:19:09.600 That is so true. I don't have to worry. 0:19:09.400 --> 0:19:11.399 About anything getting in them because I've gut her helmet 0:19:11.440 --> 0:19:14.720 from my friends at gutter Helmet MN dot com. 0:19:14.880 --> 0:19:17.920 You're an American treasure. Enjoy the Hall of Fame game tomorrow. 0:19:18.000 --> 0:19:19.520 All right, more of the Power Trip Morning Show. We'll 0:19:19.520 --> 0:19:21.880 cross our fingers on Parker Fox, Bax is here, Zach 0:19:21.960 --> 0:19:23.440 is here. This is the Power Tribe Morning Show on 0:19:23.440 --> 0:19:35.720 the Fan. At some point body pain may creep in 0:19:35.960 --> 0:19:51.960 and become your reality that day. But heay to. 0:19:51.960 --> 0:19:56.159 Welcome back to Patrick Morning Show. Here we are. It 0:19:56.280 --> 0:19:58.879 is Wednesday. It's time for. 0:20:02.960 --> 0:20:06.800 Hell. Yeah. I love that bit. Were you playing the 0:20:07.000 --> 0:20:14.119 Order Up bit too? Order Up? Thank you? Where the 0:20:14.160 --> 0:20:17.120 hell was that? He's the first time you heard that? Yeah, 0:20:17.480 --> 0:20:19.720 that's the new open for a bit called order Up. 0:20:19.960 --> 0:20:21.760 It's great. You don't like the image? Oh? 0:20:21.800 --> 0:20:28.800 I love it? Order Guaranteed human. That guy sounds sad. 0:20:28.840 --> 0:20:29.760 Sad man. 0:20:30.880 --> 0:20:33.239 He's been working there forever. That guy's gonna throw some 0:20:33.240 --> 0:20:34.760 hands at waffle house for sure. 0:20:34.840 --> 0:20:37.159 Yeah, yeah, he probably did last Night's why he's not 0:20:37.240 --> 0:20:42.280 feeling good. He might be working at a waffle house. Yeah, uh, 0:20:42.520 --> 0:20:44.439 left over from yesterday. And then we never got to 0:20:47.920 --> 0:20:50.000 the motors. Was injured after an Amtrak train hit a 0:20:50.040 --> 0:20:54.560 stalled vehicle in Randall, Minnesota. Sixty two year old James 0:20:54.760 --> 0:20:57.439 Progreba's vehicle stalled on the tracks on East sixth Street 0:20:57.720 --> 0:21:01.440 in Randall, Minnesota and it wouldn't start. He was able 0:21:01.440 --> 0:21:04.159 to exit the vehicle before the train hitded, but was 0:21:04.200 --> 0:21:07.160 struck by debris from the collision. Can you, I mean, 0:21:07.200 --> 0:21:11.000 how unlucky could you possibly be if you decide you're 0:21:11.000 --> 0:21:13.840 going to go around the cross thing and then your 0:21:13.840 --> 0:21:16.080 car dies right there? 0:21:16.560 --> 0:21:20.159