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Speaker 3: It is the twenty third day of February twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3: Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the parts of Morning Show.
Speaker 3: Good morning, It's Monday. What a weekend?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 3: How about the How about the Olympics? How much fun?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: So much to get to, including ben Ann Mussman and
Speaker 3: a cast two thousands. Here's some comedy from Neil Brennan.
Speaker 3: It's the parture of Morning Show on Monday. Let's get
Speaker 3: this thing started.
Speaker 2: Come on in. I am glad you're here.
Speaker 4: Do those figure skater girls looking they're having a good time?
Speaker 4: Not to me, they look like they're struggling. First of all,
Speaker 4: whenever they do those figure skating events, it looks like
Speaker 4: it's the first day the girls have been allowed to
Speaker 4: wear makeup and they have no idea what they're doing.
Speaker 4: And then the events again are insane where they're like spinning,
Speaker 4: and then they start spinning so fast that they turn
Speaker 4: into a hologram of themselves.
Speaker 1: Like.
Speaker 4: They have to like stick the landing and act like
Speaker 4: they didn't just travel through time. And then they finish
Speaker 4: and they have to go sit in the booth with
Speaker 4: their kidnappers holding flowers and someone picked up from the freeway.
Speaker 2: I go, now, yes, I'm free to go. Last Olympics.
Speaker 4: I just called the FBI, like, are you missing any
Speaker 4: girls because they're ice skating.
Speaker 2: About Good Morning Show Monday at twenty three.
Speaker 1: My name is Cory gob That's Chris Hockey, that's Eats Austin.
Speaker 1: There's Zachary Halberson.
Speaker 2: We have everything.
Speaker 1: Canada has no king. I mean they have they have
Speaker 1: stuffed animals. Tim Hortons, Yeah, what time is It's a
Speaker 1: five point thirty two?
Speaker 2: It is, yes, sir, Hi, guys, hiod Morning.
Speaker 3: Let's go all right, you watch that game Good Questions.
Speaker 2: I caught it.
Speaker 1: The Man is Us Hockey.
Speaker 2: Game is what I'm talking about. We watched that.
Speaker 1: I was going through channels and I was like, oh man,
Speaker 1: this seems like an interesting thing to watch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I watch the game. Good, you liked it? Yeah,
Speaker 2: great contest. No, that was that was awesome. That was epic.
Speaker 2: So no, oh my gosh, it's on.
Speaker 1: It's weird too, Like so I'm so used to like, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, the wild or the wolves, like winning a
Speaker 1: playoff series, and then it's like, okay, when's the next
Speaker 1: you know, what's the next thing now?
Speaker 2: Like you can celebrate obviously for day, but.
Speaker 1: You wake up the next day and it's like, all right, now,
Speaker 1: now we gotta worry about her white bear be winning
Speaker 1: a section final. Now we got the state tournament, and
Speaker 1: you know, it's like, actually have something that's we won.
Speaker 1: And then now it's it's done. Like I woke up
Speaker 1: this morning with anxiety. I'm like, I have to calm down.
Speaker 3: And that's how it is man for somebody like you.
Speaker 3: You got to be ready for the next thing, and
Speaker 3: you rest on your laurels. You got to move on
Speaker 3: to your next thing.
Speaker 2: And there's gonna be the thing. I'm happy and it's great.
Speaker 2: This is more anxiety. No, stop resting on laurels. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're the champs.
Speaker 1: Laurel is nice to rest on. No, Harty's not in
Speaker 1: the picture now he's Carl. Oh little son of Carl
Speaker 1: m mm son of Carl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2: Stephen Wiston junior party Carl j oh. Yeah. It was sweet.
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool. That's the most fun I've had watching
Speaker 2: a sporting event in a long long time. Yeah, long time.
Speaker 2: What were we doing. I was watching at my house
Speaker 2: having coffee. It was sweet. It was intense, it was fun,
Speaker 2: it was awesome. It was fent a lot. It was cool.
Speaker 3: Everybody in the airport in Pittsburgh went nuts. I mean,
Speaker 3: I mean you could hear it, like different bars down
Speaker 3: the hallways, just people screaming. It was it was pretty cool.
Speaker 3: It's pretty neams to be. Everybody was a community in
Speaker 3: the little, beautiful little airport of Pittsburgh.
Speaker 2: Beautiful little airport. Yeah, just uh, just renovated like last year.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Not very big.
Speaker 3: It's like like you wouldn't expect it to be. I
Speaker 3: don't know how big a city I was thinking about.
Speaker 3: I don't know how big a city Pittsburgh is, like
Speaker 3: as far as top whatever markets, But it's not a
Speaker 3: very big airport. I would encourage you if you have
Speaker 3: to fly in and out of the East Coast. Dude, Pittsburgh,
Speaker 3: it's easy to get in and out of and it's
Speaker 3: like two hours from everywhere. It's a damn geographical.
Speaker 2: It's a great hockey town. There's that.
Speaker 1: There is that the home of Sydney Crosby, a player
Speaker 1: that did not perform for a Canada in the final
Speaker 1: because he was injured, probably a critical injury, but hey,
Speaker 1: that's part of the game. The other thing we learned
Speaker 1: is that now, sure we have some Olympic heroes. Super
Speaker 1: cool to see some Minnesota wild players be gold medalists.
Speaker 1: We also learned that now the USA Hockey world hates
Speaker 1: Nathan McKinnon. Yep, right, like he hasn't done any favors
Speaker 1: for himself in the last twenty four hours, dropping the
Speaker 1: whole well, you know, the better team didn't win, whoopsies,
Speaker 1: And the look on some of the Canadians faces, but
Speaker 1: specifically him, when he's handed that stuff animal, it's just priceless. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which that is just what are we doing giving him
Speaker 1: stuffed animals on the ice?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Just wait, if they want to take them, they can
Speaker 1: take him, or they'll zimmer them. Yeah, the I roll
Speaker 1: though it is just classic classic. People have zoomed in
Speaker 1: and slowed it down and added like Titanic music and
Speaker 1: stuff to it's just the best.
Speaker 2: He looks so bitter.
Speaker 3: What was the girl's name, MICHAELA that rolled rise or
Speaker 3: had resting bee face.
Speaker 1: Or whatever, Mikayla Maroney? Yeah, right, yeah, right, like a
Speaker 1: good man.
Speaker 3: I think what he says, if we played him ten times,
Speaker 3: we might win nine, I think is what he said.
Speaker 2: But not tonight.
Speaker 1: Tonight, there's no doubt they outplayed him for most of
Speaker 1: the end, but who cares. The final score in hockey
Speaker 1: was is all that matters?
Speaker 2: Right? And the US dodged a lot of bullets, right.
Speaker 1: We had a couple of open nets that the Canadians missed,
Speaker 1: the awesome yet unbelievably lucky save by Hella Buck When
Speaker 1: was it Tailwaukee. It's both one hundred percent not luck.
Speaker 1: In fact, that's why I think it is. It's both
Speaker 1: because he was talking about the paddle one. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: he was tracking that puck the whole time. It was
Speaker 1: actually one of the reasons think there's any luck involved
Speaker 1: in a guy that's like saves that are like you
Speaker 1: on sports and it number one that is a goaltender.
Speaker 1: That's just like flopping around and hoping it hits them.
Speaker 1: That one, he was cracking with his eyes the entire time.
Speaker 1: That was an intentional play. That one of the reasons
Speaker 1: why it might be I think it's the best saved
Speaker 1: potentially in the history of the Olympics. And one of
Speaker 1: the best saves is not the best save in the
Speaker 1: history of How do you say now, Corey, there's no
Speaker 1: lots of the angle though, goes immediately across the crease
Speaker 1: instead of went right to the guy's stick, the goal
Speaker 1: scorer stick, and he was able.
Speaker 3: To You just won't listen, Cory follow the Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I will. I will push back on that.
Speaker 1: That is skills zero percent. Yeah, where you're going with that?
Speaker 1: One hundred percent skills zero percent luck?
Speaker 2: And that one. Yes, there's a lot of staves that are.
Speaker 3: Like no, no, go, go sit in the corner, think
Speaker 3: about what you've just done.
Speaker 2: Interesting take.
Speaker 1: He's allowed to have that opinion.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean it was unbelievable. Yeah, it was unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Hella Buck and that's everybody after the game was like,
Speaker 1: Hellibuck was the MVP. Yeah, they were all dapping him
Speaker 1: up because obviously there were there were times that Canadians
Speaker 1: were absolutely peppering him with shots and he just was
Speaker 1: He was a wall.
Speaker 2: It was awesome.
Speaker 5: The second period it was basically just an offensive attack
Speaker 5: by Canada and he stopped every shot but the one right.
Speaker 5: It was outstanding. That was the goalie is the reason
Speaker 5: they won. And it was sweet how much when they
Speaker 5: were in all the line getting their gold medals and
Speaker 5: they announced everybody how much they praised him, and it
Speaker 5: was awesome. The drunken bit with the two Hughes brothers
Speaker 5: and Mike Rico and they're like, he's the reason we won.
Speaker 2: It was sweet, dude. That was all bad ass.
Speaker 3: It's one thing. I mean, I playing soccer. Goalies hard,
Speaker 3: Don't get me wrong. That's tough, man. That's a giant
Speaker 3: ball that little I don't know how they do it.
Speaker 1: I don't know how.
Speaker 3: Anybody plays goalie in any sport, but specifically in hockey.
Speaker 2: It's the most incredible. Do you see it? I have
Speaker 2: no idea, right, it's incredible.
Speaker 5: Guys stand in front of all that stuff do it
Speaker 5: as consistent as like, that's why those performances it is.
Speaker 5: It's superhuman almost because you know it's not even the
Speaker 5: big ones like that though, the big paddles save or whatever.
Speaker 2: It's just the constant little ones.
Speaker 1: I mean they he said, they peppered them and at
Speaker 1: any point you could, you know, make a slight miscalculation
Speaker 1: and that puck bounces off you and goes in or whatever.
Speaker 2: I mean, even most we.
Speaker 1: Saw before the US with a shot of uh that
Speaker 1: Bennington saved that hit the tip of his glove, that
Speaker 1: if he's a slow, just a tenth second slower, the
Speaker 1: game is over.
Speaker 2: And Brock favors that the game winning hero. So it's
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 1: It was. I mean, as you mentioned it talk, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's it's unbelievable how they were able to perform that consistently,
Speaker 1: both for the easy and obviously very difficult saves as well.
Speaker 3: I mean, here's what I think. I'm listen to us.
Speaker 3: You can tell me if you think you I'm wrong,
Speaker 3: but I can guarant t you, guys, if I ever
Speaker 3: broke tooth, I would expect the world to end, yeah,
Speaker 3: and stop on a dime. I want planes falling from.
Speaker 2: The sky, yes, because the engines quit.
Speaker 3: I want everybody to stop what they're doing immediately and
Speaker 3: get me to a hospital and fix me.
Speaker 2: You'd still be laying there.
Speaker 3: I can't believe I maybe I'm wrong, Maybe they were
Speaker 3: already broken teeth, and I don't know. You know what
Speaker 3: I mean, but if somebody knocks my teeth out, you
Speaker 3: win yah to have the Stanley cupp or whatever you're
Speaker 3: playing for. I don't care anymore. Fix my teeth, yep.
Speaker 3: If I have blood in my mouth, stop the internet.
Speaker 1: What's the dental plan in the NHL is it's just unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Apparently are good so funny enough coverage. Our guy Perry
Speaker 1: was getting his teeth fixed, right, this is a true story,
Speaker 1: and he had to go back in and figure out
Speaker 1: who he was gonna bill for what teeth? Like he's
Speaker 1: missing like eight teeth. He was like, well, I have
Speaker 1: to call the Islanders about this.
Speaker 3: This one.
Speaker 1: I have to called the lace on which tooth it was.
Speaker 5: You are correct, Yes, he was, because he got them
Speaker 5: all replaced, but he had to build each individual team
Speaker 5: that's outstanding. Yeah, that's a true story. Yeah that's nuts. Yeah,
Speaker 5: because they you know, it was under their insurance. So
Speaker 5: when he had to get him fixed, he had.
Speaker 1: To go through and Picky t one so somewhere, as
Speaker 1: the rest of us have dental records and X ray records,
Speaker 1: he has some kind of a map of like the
Speaker 1: bottom third tooth from the right is an islander tooth.
Speaker 1: There's a map somewhere with all of his teeth in
Speaker 1: which teams it belongs to. Yeah, that's nuts. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he got him fixed locally. And the guy that owns
Speaker 1: the spot he gun fixed. That was like he brought
Speaker 1: like a stack of paper and to show us all
Speaker 1: or who the hell is Jack Hughes gonna bill? Then
Speaker 1: the Olympic candidates, Yeah, who does he bill? That is
Speaker 1: a great question if he cares medical stuff over there?
Speaker 3: Honestly, they would have had to stretch. You'd still be
Speaker 3: laid on the They would have been it called nine
Speaker 3: one one and get a helicopter to come get me.
Speaker 2: Keep that gold medal, give it to me later.
Speaker 1: Fix my dude, euthanize me right here. Yeah, you would
Speaker 1: have been left for death and you wouldn't have cared.
Speaker 2: Oh man.
Speaker 1: The Boldie goal was a ten out of ten. Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know how he did that. And
Speaker 1: then obviously we almost had both of them. If if
Speaker 1: brock Fabers double doink doesn't bounce out.
Speaker 2: It looked like we were gonna have a couple of
Speaker 2: Wild members.
Speaker 1: Put two on the board in regulation, but alas it
Speaker 1: didn't happen, and the drama in overtime in a lot
Speaker 1: of ways was even better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what, it would really suck like to
Speaker 3: be a member of them. And I got some audio
Speaker 3: because I was thinking about this load in the audio,
Speaker 3: and to be a member of the Minnesota Wild who
Speaker 3: didn't get to play in the Olympics, it would be
Speaker 3: really hard to sit there and watch. I would think,
Speaker 3: even though your teammate and you're exceeding exceedingly happy for him,
Speaker 3: and it's a great game to watch, but you gotta
Speaker 3: just be aching that you're not on that squad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, that's why it was so tough with
Speaker 1: Jonas Brodein, who was supposed to be in the Olympics
Speaker 1: for Team SWI and then he couldn't make it because
Speaker 1: he got injured, and those everybody on that team, everybody,
Speaker 1: every hockey player wants to play for their country if
Speaker 1: they can, and unfortunately there's only twenty spots that you
Speaker 1: can use.
Speaker 2: So it sucks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, how about the brock Nelson guy, did his uncle
Speaker 5: win it? Then his great great or his great grandfather
Speaker 5: is also won a gold medal. Yeah, he is like
Speaker 5: three generations of that family is one of gold medal
Speaker 5: in hockey. That's sweet. Yeah, that's outstanding.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: How about the bit with the with the Johnny Gudreaus kids. Holy,
Speaker 1: he smokes. Oh, man, that victory lab with his jersey.
Speaker 5: Oh and then uh the Chuck brothers like bringing his
Speaker 5: two kiddos out.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: That was outstanding. I saw I sock. Yeah. I don't
Speaker 2: remember crying that much after a sporting event, but that was.
Speaker 2: I still crying over the broken teeth. Yeah, the teeth
Speaker 2: parts sucks. And how like just hockey is that?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just and then he wins, he wins.
Speaker 1: All the pictures are I mean, that's very stereotypical ice hockey.
Speaker 1: And man, there, I just I can't believe it. Man,
Speaker 1: gold medal, Oh, long time coming forty six years to
Speaker 1: the day. Yeah, it was sweet on. I didn't know
Speaker 1: they hadn't won it since nineteen eighty.
Speaker 2: I did not know that.
Speaker 5: I'll fully admit I didn't know that until when they
Speaker 5: started talking about I'm like, oh wow, yeah, he's right.
Speaker 5: They haven't won it since nineteen eighty. The view of
Speaker 5: the bench when he scored and Hughes chucked his helmet,
Speaker 5: his brother's looking for him. The emotions in the angles
Speaker 5: of that game were that's that was so fun to watch.
Speaker 5: I wish that was every other weekend. That would be outstanding.
Speaker 5: The Women Gold, I mean, yeah, the Women Gold was great.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sorry, not Parker Fox trying to start a global just
Speaker 3: with kid.
Speaker 2: People behind him.
Speaker 3: Man, that's why I send him a text on the
Speaker 3: our chat thing because are on our text chain, because
Speaker 3: it's like, that's not Parker. They must have been blanking
Speaker 3: with him the entire game because he was in their face.
Speaker 3: I mean, that guy behind him looked like he was
Speaker 3: ready to fight. It was the best ever.
Speaker 5: He almost said you will always be America's hat to Canada,
Speaker 5: but he did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was pissed. Man, Wow, you are angry. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and he probably had fifteen beers in him. Well there's that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was sweet though. The whole bit was great.
Speaker 5: They won and overtime, The men won and overtime. It
Speaker 5: was awesome and just like that, the Olympics are over.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I watched the hell out of him. Yeah, I watched
Speaker 1: a ton of Olympics, that's for sure. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: mostly awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and speaking mostly awesome, are you caught up on
Speaker 3: the Game of Thrones show?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Finished last night, dude, I.
Speaker 3: Haven't watched last night's episode yet. Five was fantastic.
Speaker 2: I was off the chart.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, dude, when he turns around in the
Speaker 3: back of his head, what yeah, I know, my goodness again.
Speaker 1: Temporarily, it was a perfect score, and it was one
Speaker 1: of two episodes in the history of television with a
Speaker 1: perfect score.
Speaker 2: And then have you seen the garbage that's happened since then? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So basically, god, how do you say it again? Oz?
Speaker 2: Whatever whatever it is?
Speaker 1: From Breaking Bad that was a perfect score, and then
Speaker 1: Night of the Seven Kingdoms from Sunday last Sunday was
Speaker 1: And now basically it's like turning into a political thing
Speaker 1: where it's like my show is better than your show.
Speaker 1: So people are flooding the reviews to try to bring
Speaker 1: each other down. It's like, what are we doing. It's
Speaker 1: just a rating of a TV show, my god, man.
Speaker 1: So people just can't let things just be. So's you
Speaker 1: got to ruin the party. So there's a bunch of
Speaker 1: vidiots that are wasting their time doing that. But anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 1: one of the better episodes of TV I've seen in
Speaker 1: a long long time, but Last Nights was much more chill,
Speaker 1: but a nice way to end it.
Speaker 3: I'm looking forward to seeing it running through from I
Speaker 3: had watched like from two all the way.
Speaker 2: To the to five yesterday.
Speaker 3: That's the biggest penis I think I've seen on TV
Speaker 3: in a very long time. The remember the old man
Speaker 3: walking out taking a peek.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's enormous cartoonish obviously that was that was that
Speaker 1: was the point.
Speaker 2: That was the point.
Speaker 3: I know he walked out there and I'm like, my god,
Speaker 3: it's a three legged man, what's going on?
Speaker 2: And that poor old gentleman he can't get a boner,
Speaker 2: he'll die Jesus and he's an old gentleman.
Speaker 1: That was the joke because Tommy. Tommy's caught up too,
Speaker 1: because he just texted me last last week when he
Speaker 1: basically binged the first five and people had asked me like, hey,
Speaker 1: is Tommy watched thron did I'm like, I don't think
Speaker 1: he has, And they're like, no, he definitely has. An
Speaker 1: otherwise we would have heard about episode two.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, springles Can down there. Yeah, good for
Speaker 2: that guy, Yeah, good for him.
Speaker 1: Bill, there's every modeler brings me the first segment of
Speaker 1: the Power Trip Morning Show. Hey, former Viking Anthony Harris
Speaker 1: on the show this morning. Are we announcing the other
Speaker 1: special guest?
Speaker 3: And you can say that she's on. We can't say
Speaker 3: anything other than.
Speaker 1: That, all right, So Belinda Jensen is going to be
Speaker 1: on the show. Yeah later as well, ben Leeber, Michael J. Musman,
Speaker 1: lots to get you between now at nine o'clock. This
Speaker 1: is the power to a morning chill on the fan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, welcome back, good morning, Happy Monday.
Speaker 2: Everybody. Here we are, and here is a Jack ques Me.
Speaker 7: It's all about our country right now. I love the USA,
Speaker 7: I love my teammates. It's unbelievable, the US or hockey brotherhood.
Speaker 2: It's so strong. I'm so proud to be Americans.
Speaker 1: It's an unbelievable game by Hallibuck.
Speaker 3: He was our best player.
Speaker 7: Tonight by mile, unreal game by our team. It's just
Speaker 7: the balls he guts you win. That's American hockey right there.
Speaker 7: That's a great Canadian team.
Speaker 2: But we're USA. We're so proud to be Americans to
Speaker 2: night was all for the country.
Speaker 1: Sounds a little bit like healthy running to try to
Speaker 1: get back to Barrero show.
Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, sounds like he picked up smoking between the
Speaker 5: end of the game and that interview.
Speaker 1: Just the slightest breeze going through the teeth, just a
Speaker 1: little extra air again, Hawk and I would still be
Speaker 1: laying on the end of the sure.
Speaker 2: Worst I can't imagine.
Speaker 5: Didn't Perry have that story that he got two of
Speaker 5: his teeth knocked out and the nerves were exposed.
Speaker 1: To be like, Yeah, I would take the season off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd never play again. Yeah, it's over for me and hurts.
Speaker 1: I love it, hair, but.
Speaker 3: Hurt.
Speaker 1: How cool for the Hughes family just in general, right,
Speaker 1: Quinn gets to be the hero and one jackets to
Speaker 1: be the hero and the other one.
Speaker 2: Almost identical fashion and.
Speaker 3: The stepbrother who played for Lithuania.
Speaker 2: Yeah he chose the team.
Speaker 1: Speaking of watching at home, I mean the have a
Speaker 1: third year brother look that plays for the Devils.
Speaker 2: But was not that's what happens if we played for
Speaker 2: the Devil. Yeah his name is Cooper Manning.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but at least at least he plays plays
Speaker 1: in the NHL.
Speaker 2: But and then Allen.
Speaker 1: Of course their mom, she plays she was the I
Speaker 1: think she's difficult to work with.
Speaker 2: No different Ellen, Oh oh no, no, this one.
Speaker 1: She's a part of the women's team, and so she
Speaker 1: won well they don't get gold medals, but she won
Speaker 1: a gold with that team, and then her watch both
Speaker 1: of her two of her boys win a gold on Sunday.
Speaker 2: I'll check that out, Zach.
Speaker 1: It's it's the number one play on Sports Center and
Speaker 1: Sports Center's top ten the game winning goal. That's pretty cool, right,
Speaker 1: number one. I mean I would the same actually, but
Speaker 1: oh that's right, all right, good for.
Speaker 5: Them, good for But if you go to ESPN dot com,
Speaker 5: it's something about how one of the players disrespected Brownie.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, whatever they're doing, whatever their cycle is. For
Speaker 1: how long a story stays at the top. It's kind
Speaker 1: of funny, like the US Canada is the main picture
Speaker 1: on ESPN dot com, but the top headline is lebron
Speaker 1: stumps for cs Brown Celtics Brown in MVP conversation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then they talk about the relationship and how he
Speaker 1: loves Jalen Brown but wasn't thrilled about some of the
Speaker 1: comments he had about Bronni In Summer League. It's like,
Speaker 1: for God's sake, this isn't The Real Housewives.
Speaker 2: That's the lead story. People are so tired of that.
Speaker 2: In the NBA. Yeah, that is the tears. I mean
Speaker 2: we used to.
Speaker 3: We had a boss who I'm not sure whether still
Speaker 3: works or not, who used to yell at us for
Speaker 3: not talking Vikings because he tuned in for ten minutes
Speaker 3: and heard one segment where we.
Speaker 2: Didn't talk about Vikings. Yeah you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: the rest of the.
Speaker 3: Time, we've been talking about the Olympics. You just tuned
Speaker 3: in at the wrong time. We're talking about Lebronni or
Speaker 3: who yeah Bronni.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I fought with hockey fans with who you know, feel
Speaker 1: disrespected by ESPN and I say, oh, listen, I mean
Speaker 1: the ratings. They go by the ratings and no, but
Speaker 1: he cares about hockey in America for the most part.
Speaker 1: But they shouldn't care about it is a gross exception,
Speaker 1: like come on, you have to you can disgust. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like twenty hours later. But very few things, though, are
Speaker 1: better than playoff hockey. Yeah, very few things. The tension,
Speaker 1: it's the finality. It can be over it any second. Yep,
Speaker 1: it's just the best. Yeah, especially when they go to
Speaker 1: three on three last side. And how about you don't
Speaker 1: like it, No, not for that game, but that but
Speaker 1: that game probably should have ended in five on five.
Speaker 1: But how about the lack of effort by McDavid on
Speaker 1: that backshot or they're two to oh and they probably
Speaker 1: win the game, and then Hughes pokes that puck ahead
Speaker 1: and that's how the whole play got set up. The
Speaker 1: lack of effort by Connor McDavid, maybe the best player
Speaker 1: in the world, would have ended.
Speaker 2: That game for them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of got caught in the middle between and
Speaker 1: he kind of laymitting to the puck and then ye,
Speaker 1: when you don't commit to the puck, you got to
Speaker 1: commit to the guy and he just kind of was
Speaker 1: no man's land and got a front row seat to
Speaker 1: uh a sever medal Yes, yeah, insane. Shout out to
Speaker 1: brock Favor too, obviously one of our own. Yep, yeah,
Speaker 1: gold medalists. Pretty cool. Yeah, it was maple Grove, baby
Speaker 1: aple Grove. So he probably has gone to that costco
Speaker 1: many times. And I know we talked about in the
Speaker 1: first segment, but like Matt Boldi's goal was increased. He
Speaker 1: split two of the top defenseman in the world and
Speaker 1: flipped it up and was able to I mean he
Speaker 1: if they don't if he doesn't score that, I don't
Speaker 1: know that game is Again, there is so the margins.
Speaker 1: In fact, they have these, uh these analytics systems now
Speaker 1: that kind of determine what the expected goals like and
Speaker 1: if you play this game a hundred times, how many
Speaker 1: goals would this team scored? How many goals woul this
Speaker 1: team score normally? I think the expected goals for Canada
Speaker 1: was just under six and for the United States was
Speaker 1: like just over one.
Speaker 2: Like and most most games, that is a dominant victory
Speaker 2: for Canada.
Speaker 1: And that's McKinnon's point, right, everybody that was watching could
Speaker 1: tell who the better team was.
Speaker 2: Who cares two to one? Go home, you dumb Canadian? Yeah,
Speaker 2: go home.
Speaker 3: And I'll be honest with you, mister McKinnon, I couldn't tell.
Speaker 3: I don't know much about hockey, right, I saw what
Speaker 3: he won. Yeah, two to one, that's what I saw.
Speaker 1: One of those expected goals that you guys didn't get
Speaker 1: was on your stick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he had a wide open that and
Speaker 2: he hit the side the side of the cage and.
Speaker 1: That. So now he's going to go back to Colorado
Speaker 1: and why they're going to play him on Thursday, and
Speaker 1: he's going to watch the Avalanche honored their Olympians and
Speaker 1: he's their their Olympic gold medalists, and he's gonna have
Speaker 1: to and then he's gonna have to watch it again
Speaker 1: and again. It's it's uh, it's interesting. Let's hope he
Speaker 1: goes home, yeah, man, yeah, yeah, well no, he's probably
Speaker 1: gonna use it from motivation and try to win a
Speaker 1: Stanley Cup again.
Speaker 3: If if if you said, what if he decides hockey
Speaker 3: eight for him?
Speaker 5: Yeah, what if he's still laying on the ground from
Speaker 5: his busted teeth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's well, he probably has yeah, I'm sure he has.
Speaker 2: Yeah a hockey, yeah, a lot of hockey. Man. I
Speaker 2: can't wait to see Quinn back here. Rock Oh man,
Speaker 2: this is so cool. And the fact that we don't
Speaker 2: have any Canadians in the locker room, thank god.
Speaker 1: Could you know causes schism Canadian hockey team players? Like yeah,
Speaker 1: like there you know animosity there. Everybody just loves each other.
Speaker 1: We're gonna everybody love everybody. Yeah, A great Jack in
Speaker 1: the moon one said that everybody love everybody, you know,
Speaker 1: elie baby, Yeah, you get it. Yeah, I'm picking up
Speaker 1: what you're putting down. Man, it's great. Don't bring me down.
Speaker 2: Great song.
Speaker 3: The woman loses all her legs after being limbs after
Speaker 3: being licked by were some of these.
Speaker 2: Uh one of these stories?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: Infection? Yeah, infection sepsis yucky. Yeah, I'll shoot I should
Speaker 2: probably rush your hands.
Speaker 1: Well, I got we were when we celebrated at my
Speaker 1: buddy's house yesterday. Uh, their dog Louis blue dog. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's either bit or scratched. Uh, my buddy Chad pretty good.
Speaker 1: And then al so he got me pretty good on
Speaker 1: the side.
Speaker 2: So that freaking out man. Yeah, No, I know, blame
Speaker 2: the dog, but I'm now thinking maybe I.
Speaker 1: Should so had the dog and the dog recently went
Speaker 1: outside to go to the bathroom and walked in the
Speaker 1: dirt and maybe some peakle matter, and then scraped or
Speaker 1: scratched both you and Chad. And then did either of
Speaker 1: you lick the other one's wounds? No, you're probably okay.
Speaker 1: The licking of the wounds is probably true.
Speaker 2: But was it by the dog? Did the dog licked
Speaker 2: the ones?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I hope not.
Speaker 3: You got the dog all riled up. When dog, he's falling.
Speaker 2: Where were you scratched? I'm not blaming the dog. Was great.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a minute and Eric out of everything. We're
Speaker 1: taking the TV and everything else in that house.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's that's what friends do. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 2: friends are for. Is that what those were?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: I saw your clip of the the game winning goal
Speaker 1: of the moment, right, it was like you And then
Speaker 1: there was a bunch of people on the couch.
Speaker 2: Sure, like, who are all those? Those were friends? Is
Speaker 2: that what that is? Friends? Yeah? Yeah, how did you
Speaker 2: find all of them? Didn't look like they were real happy?
Speaker 1: They were the Canadian friends knocking teeth out?
Speaker 2: You played You.
Speaker 1: Played sports right kind of so like a lot of
Speaker 1: those I guys like my hockey teammates back in the day,
Speaker 1: no kidding, and we graduated high school together, and then we.
Speaker 2: Stay in touch. Stayed in touch. Yeah that's weird, man,
Speaker 2: that's fun. Yeah, the dogs.
Speaker 3: Licked you.
Speaker 2: I might you might get think any of those dogs
Speaker 2: like liked me. Not those Here's another story.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to read the but I'm interested how
Speaker 3: the brain knows when to stop scratching an itch never
Speaker 3: thought about that.
Speaker 2: That's brilliant.
Speaker 3: Never thought about it. Somebody sends a signal to your
Speaker 3: brain says, okay, it's good now, thank you. Where did
Speaker 3: you just keep scratching till you fall apart?
Speaker 2: I had an itch last night on the side that
Speaker 2: I was sleeping, and I was so tired. I kind
Speaker 2: of figure out if it was worth rolling over to
Speaker 2: itch it or if I could just with.
Speaker 3: All due respective. That's the laziest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: I was literally just about to fall asleep, like I
Speaker 1: was in that like just kind of right, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, yeah, yeah, you're in rim mode at
Speaker 1: the end of the world as we know it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it is for Canada. Yeah, for Canada. Nice
Speaker 2: breakaway there, McDavid.
Speaker 3: Dude swallow his teeth? Did they go down his throat
Speaker 3: or were they on the ice?
Speaker 2: It's a great question.
Speaker 1: And yeah, now that's what you should have handed McKinnon
Speaker 1: instead of that stuffed animals. Just giving him Jack Hughes's
Speaker 1: tooth and say take this home you sent them. That
Speaker 1: is the keepsake I want from the exactly what's that worth?
Speaker 2: Teeth? Doc? I bet a good amount too, because he
Speaker 2: might have swallowed him.
Speaker 3: Would you do it though, is that to keep those
Speaker 3: teeth as a keepsake would search through his pecle matter.
Speaker 2: It's the question everybody wants to know, is it.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's a gold medal game. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't not even there's no doubt, there's not even second thoughts.
Speaker 2: That's historic.
Speaker 1: That's a historic too. Through that like it's uh, I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's the keys from the dog crap and
Speaker 1: gone in sixty seconds. Yeah, great film. Got to get
Speaker 1: those car keys back.
Speaker 2: Great film.
Speaker 1: Gotta get those fobs so good.
Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Nicholas Cage talks about going in sixty seconds as much as.
Speaker 2: You guys, nobody should. Front Page Sports is next.
Speaker 1: This is the power in tre Morning Show on the van.
Speaker 2: Hey, good morning everybody. It's Patrick Morning Show.
Speaker 3: Lots of good news and some not so good news
Speaker 3: in the world, lots of sports going on.
Speaker 1: It was before that little music switch there, I was like,
Speaker 1: what is this supposed to be?
Speaker 2: Like, who is it supposed to be?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I felt like it could be a sped up in
Speaker 1: excess kind of vibe. Yeah, it was a little of that,
Speaker 1: maybe a little prints almost.
Speaker 2: A little Genesis, cool like organ Church, organ like testify
Speaker 2: and the get you going. That's a Corey heard and
Speaker 2: that's what it was. That's I knew. It's not a familiar.
Speaker 2: Yeah you've heard them before me now.
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Speaker 1: Let's start with the good because the bad's a really bad.
Speaker 1: The good is that the US Men won Golden Hockey
Speaker 1: two to one over Canadate in overtime. Jack Hughes with
Speaker 1: the game winner. After you lost a couple of teeth,
Speaker 1: how many do you lose? Two? What did it look?
Speaker 1: It looked like one in the bottom and then one
Speaker 1: right in the top front. Obviously the two I think
Speaker 1: you lost. There's some half ones you lost there too,
Speaker 1: So if you add up all the half tooths. First
Speaker 1: gold medal since nineteen eighty. That was the miracle on
Speaker 1: ice team forty six years ago. So for Zach Sauce
Speaker 1: and I first in our lifetime.
Speaker 2: Yep, yep, that's sweet. That's when worst. It was awesome.
Speaker 2: Do you have any memories of that, Chris No, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: he was too busy getting punched by dad. Yeah, said
Speaker 2: none of that.
Speaker 1: He was like ten, But still is that when you
Speaker 1: were calling to the sex line workers told you about it,
Speaker 1: you know what?
Speaker 2: That was one of the things we discussed. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was talking about if I saw that incredible
Speaker 3: thing through the two.
Speaker 2: Hole, and I was like, hey, by the way, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna keep talking dirty to you. The US beat Russia.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were just friends. You guys aren't understand. I
Speaker 3: just needed somebody to talk to.
Speaker 1: Connor Hollabuck had forty one saves for the US. Matt
Speaker 1: Boldy scored the regulation goal and it was a highlight
Speaker 1: real goal. US went eighteen for eighteen on the penalty
Speaker 1: killing the entire tournament.
Speaker 2: That's sick.
Speaker 1: No Sydney Crosby for Canada in the finals, but who cares.
Speaker 1: He got hurt against the Czech Republic. So the Camp
Speaker 1: Canadians go home with the silver. The US go home
Speaker 1: with the gold in both men's and women's hockey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Parker Fox is going to be on this show in
Speaker 1: two days, and my sources say there's a chance that
Speaker 1: we have Taylor on this show in studio this week.
Speaker 1: Is well.
Speaker 2: Sweet. I hope she brings her gold medal my guests
Speaker 2: as she will. Yeah, we we'll have to.
Speaker 1: I'd wear it everywhere. I'd wear it to Like cub
Speaker 1: Let's transition to the sad news. Two Vikings over the
Speaker 1: weekend passed away. Former Viking wide receiver Rondell Moore died
Speaker 1: this weekend at twenty five years old from a suspected
Speaker 1: self inflicted gunshot wound. Man second round pickout of Arizona
Speaker 1: or from sorry, second round pick of Arizona in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty one from but Purdue correct yes man season ending
Speaker 1: injuries the last couple of years, a dislocated knee with
Speaker 1: Atlanta in twenty four and then a season ending knee
Speaker 1: injury with the Vikes in the preseason opener of this year,
Speaker 1: and man, it was.
Speaker 2: It was hard.
Speaker 1: Everybody reposted the video of him getting carded off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: after the injury, and he's got the towel over his
Speaker 1: face and he's like punching the cart and he's screaming,
Speaker 1: and everybody is posting about how you could basically hear
Speaker 1: him screaming from the press box in agony and in sadness,
Speaker 1: and man, that's just uh yeah, that's a heartbreaker. I
Speaker 1: don't know what else to say. It's just terrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh yeah, was it the first play of
Speaker 2: the game? Was it a kickoff? I believe it was.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, a former Viking defensive back Ronyo Whittaker died at
Speaker 1: the age of forty six over the weekend. Undrafted in
Speaker 1: two thousand and three. He was with the Vikings for
Speaker 1: two seasons in six and seven. That cause of death
Speaker 1: has not been announced yet. Not sure about that one.
Speaker 3: Goodness sakes, man, awful, I know, I don't know. Yeah, obviously,
Speaker 3: just that same man. You're twenty five years old. You
Speaker 3: got a whole lot of life. Man, so many things
Speaker 3: I can't I can't imagine, man, can't imagine it. Just
Speaker 3: I know it seems like, oh, you got football, but
Speaker 3: you get so much more that, you know.
Speaker 1: On a lighter note, Twins pitcher Joe Ryan we had
Speaker 1: an injury scare over the weekend, But it sounds like
Speaker 1: it's just back inflammation. He had an MRI because they
Speaker 1: were worried about it a little bit. But he's gonna
Speaker 1: be sidelined for days, but it doesn't look like he
Speaker 1: will be affected in terms of his availability for opening day.
Speaker 3: You think they were watching in the training room, they
Speaker 3: were like examining his back and it was tight and stuff,
Speaker 3: and they were watching the NHL hockey game and like,
Speaker 3: dude got his teeth knocked out, and they just kind
Speaker 3: of side eyed him, like.
Speaker 2: Is your back hurt, bud? How's your back? A little buddy?
Speaker 2: You all right over? That guy's teeth found his bottle.
Speaker 2: That's what I figured. I mean, eventually, yes, that's the
Speaker 2: path that's gonna take him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're back. Okay, but yeah, sure, saucers. Yes right,
Speaker 1: our guy, our buddy. Now we met him for an
Speaker 1: hour and a half. He seemed lovely. Pablo Lopez out
Speaker 1: out for the year, Yeah, surgery. If Joe Ryan had
Speaker 1: been injured and out for the year.
Speaker 5: Your thoughts, it'd be terrible because both those guys are
Speaker 5: great dudes. I would have asked Lieber when he got
Speaker 5: here in fifteen minutes to pay me on the under
Speaker 5: bet already, it would be devastating. And I think one
Speaker 5: of the things about this team is we've heard over
Speaker 5: the past couple of weeks how they were in on it.
Speaker 5: I think it is a flam the water. Yeah, Framburger Baldez,
Speaker 5: the guy from Houston. And Gleeman's point has been, well,
Speaker 5: if that's true, that's fine, but we can't keep being
Speaker 5: in on these guys, Like, if you're gonna spend the
Speaker 5: thirty million or whatever it would have taken to get him,
Speaker 5: why aren't you spending like fifteen million on like Lucas Giolito,
Speaker 5: who is a free agent starting pitcher. So I don't know,
Speaker 5: it's gonna be tough, man, It's gonna be a tough go.
Speaker 5: Even with Joe Ryan hopefully healthy and hopefully the day
Speaker 5: one starter, it's gonna be a tough go for.
Speaker 1: I think the thing I thought if Ryan had been
Speaker 1: out for the year is how quickly they were going
Speaker 1: to implode in terms of like not waiting to the
Speaker 1: trade deadline, it would have been over even earlier, which
Speaker 1: means the selloff might have happened even earlier.
Speaker 5: Well, that is one hundred percent true as well, because
Speaker 5: the latest gleaming in the Geek podcast, which is outstanding,
Speaker 5: is basically like the way this is going so far
Speaker 5: with him hurt right away, and now you have to
Speaker 5: rely on young guys who were probably maybe going to
Speaker 5: be in the bullpen, and now you have to move
Speaker 5: into starting pitching. If they're five to ten to fifteen
Speaker 5: games under five hundred and June, that sell off is
Speaker 5: probably going to start. And if you ever hurt Joe
Speaker 5: Ryan and a hurt Pablo Lopez, you can still trade
Speaker 5: those guys, but their value is zero. You want a
Speaker 5: healthy if you're going to trade Joe Ryan, you want
Speaker 5: them as healthy as possible. And yeah, the sell off
Speaker 5: is probably gonna happen regardless. It's gonna be a weird season. Man,
Speaker 5: have young talent though, Man like the wrapper. The culpeper
Speaker 5: kid that they have is good. Walker Jenkins is gonna
Speaker 5: be it should be good. But man, he just don't
Speaker 5: spend any money. And the rapper, Yeah, we like young talent.
Speaker 2: Uh sports talent. I don't know why I said it
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: My god, you got an island like you talk all right,
Speaker 1: You're not that yiles.
Speaker 2: You're getting emails, you know. Now you're on a list.
Speaker 2: He was on the list before.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you were always on the list. But yeah, it
Speaker 5: would have been really bad. It's going to be a
Speaker 5: tough go anyway. They play him like a month. The
Speaker 5: season starts about a month.
Speaker 3: Hey, Corey, Yes, sir, don't you think sus is the
Speaker 3: kind of guy who take up crocheting? Didn't you see
Speaker 3: that being like making pies? Was at one point?
Speaker 1: No? And I'll tell you why, because it takes attention
Speaker 1: to detail, right, especially the learning process. I know people
Speaker 1: to get really good at that stuff, they're on autopilot,
Speaker 1: look and they don't even have to look. But I
Speaker 1: think to get good at it, you have to pay
Speaker 1: so much attention to learn that the little rhythm.
Speaker 2: And then I also don't think he has the patience
Speaker 2: to finish.
Speaker 1: A project like that because some of it that's ours
Speaker 1: right to crochet some of that stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because this.
Speaker 3: Lady quit, she quit social media and started crocheting and
Speaker 3: it changed her life for the best.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my mother in law crochetes. Great point, she's very
Speaker 5: good at it. Oh yeah, good point.
Speaker 2: You should idea. Yeah, she crochets.
Speaker 3: Could she make me a doily?
Speaker 2: Probably? Yeah? Second question, what's a doily?
Speaker 5: Isn't like a doily, like a blanket at the end
Speaker 5: of the bed. That's not really a blanket.
Speaker 2: I thought it was something you put drakes on. No,
Speaker 2: that's a that's a coaster doily.
Speaker 1: A while Yeah, small ornamental matt traditionally made a cotton
Speaker 1: or linen he used to protect services from scratches, catch strips. Oh,
Speaker 1: maybe it is, or a decorative vintage charm. What is
Speaker 1: your mother in law crochet? Like blankets? She's made Louis
Speaker 1: a couple of hats, my sister a hat. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: never made any for you. What she never made anything
Speaker 1: for you?
Speaker 2: No, be honest. Are they at the good Will?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: I don't be honest. No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: What's wrong with your eye? Why are you winking? I'm
Speaker 2: not winky? Interesting? What's with the thumbs down? What's wrong
Speaker 2: with that? She would see that she worked hard. I
Speaker 2: would never throw it away? Would you ever? Crochet? Is
Speaker 2: Chris right? Would you get into it? Probably not.
Speaker 5: It would keep me off my phone. That's one of
Speaker 5: the things you would hate the most. Yeah, but I think,
Speaker 5: like I think, I don't think it's it is the phone.
Speaker 5: But I also think it's I gotta be doing some
Speaker 5: with my hands. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel that's how
Speaker 5: I like I smoked.
Speaker 2: You don't crochet with your feet?
Speaker 1: No, no, I would if I could set a bad start,
Speaker 1: it's a really bad that's a great point. If you
Speaker 1: could learn a crochet with your feet, you could doom
Speaker 1: scroll and make onekets correct. Yeah, now that would be
Speaker 1: that's something. That's something that would be like stupid human
Speaker 1: tricks on Letterman. Yeah, watch the guy doom scroll as
Speaker 1: a crochet is a blanket, that'd be great, doily Yeah hmmm.
Speaker 5: Or if I, like on my phone, looked at what
Speaker 5: I was making, and then with my feet I crocheted it.
Speaker 2: I don't think you would do that.
Speaker 1: I think you would just read Sham's tweets.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could just go back to throwing poopid people? What?
Speaker 2: Why? Why would I do that? M hmm yeah, I
Speaker 2: guess yeah. Have you ever thrown poop at somebody? Exactly?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Have you?
Speaker 2: No? Why would I? I don't know, what a weird
Speaker 2: question to ask you? Why would you ask Corey that
Speaker 2: ask me that?
Speaker 1: Come on, man, but we were talking about you. No,
Speaker 1: I don't change the subject.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not. I've not done that. You can do
Speaker 2: that instead of crushing.
Speaker 1: Did you feel bad for what was his name?
Speaker 2: Punch?
Speaker 1: Punched the Lonely Monkey that went viral?
Speaker 2: Whatever you want to do? Yeah, yeah, monkey? Wasn't that
Speaker 2: his name? I think it was. I've never heard it
Speaker 2: said out loud. That's pretty funny.
Speaker 1: The whole world fell in love with him. Man, he
Speaker 1: was getting bullied. Oh buddy, had that? He just had
Speaker 1: the stuff.
Speaker 2: What's your lonely Monkey? All you want?
Speaker 1: He had that stuffed animal monkey and then he was
Speaker 1: dragging it around the enclosure. Now now he's got to
Speaker 1: because I think Nathan McKinnon.
Speaker 2: Threw his in that enclosure as well.
Speaker 1: So Punch is kind of another friend, you guys, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go home.
Speaker 2: Title of the Lonely Monkey, yeah a lot this week.
Speaker 2: It does sound like a euphemism, for sure. We just
Speaker 2: said out loud. I read about nine times at all.
Speaker 1: It's the cutest monk of all time. You feel terrible
Speaker 1: for him around nobody. He's got no friends. He just
Speaker 1: he just sits there and watches poker on TV and
Speaker 1: he eats chicken fingers. What a son of a bitch. Yeah, yeah, hawk,
Speaker 1: How often did you punch the lonely Monkey this weekend
Speaker 1: in a hotel room by yourself three hours.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I know the race is going on. I gotta
Speaker 2: go back to my Christian.
Speaker 1: Everybody in the Pittsburgh Airport was celebrating the hockey goal.
Speaker 2: What were you doing?
Speaker 1: What really matters is next Ben Lieber in like nine minutes.
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Speaker 1: The Wolves got run out of the building by the
Speaker 1: Philadelphia seventy six ers in Tyrese. Maxi won thirty five
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Speaker 3: They the Wolves need to go home tonight, punch the
Speaker 3: lonely monkey, yeah and get just hit the reset.
Speaker 2: Button, knock out a couple of teeth. That's right, play
Speaker 2: like a champ.
Speaker 5: That was a really bad loss, although the Wolves were
Speaker 5: kind of shorthanded without Nas and Rudy, but you can't
Speaker 5: get they got run over by that team who was
Speaker 5: also shorthanded.
Speaker 1: Well, what really matters is.
Speaker 2: This one more thing about it.
Speaker 3: I don't know what changed my mind though. Somebody must
Speaker 3: have said something in a press comfort or something like that,
Speaker 3: But I now catch myself watching like Aunt or somebody
Speaker 3: in the after the games when they lose a regular
Speaker 3: season game and people are like expecting them to be
Speaker 3: devis sated, and you can see in their face they
Speaker 3: want to answer it the right way, but they're thinking.
Speaker 2: It's one of eighty two games. Yeah, this isn't a
Speaker 2: playoff game.
Speaker 3: Yeah we played badly tonight. We're still going to be okay,
Speaker 3: wait till the playoffs anyway. Punch the lonely mikey monkey.
Speaker 3: Yeah after it punch? What's the update with that thing?
Speaker 3: I kind of lost track of that story. Is he
Speaker 3: is he happy now? Does he have friends now? Or
Speaker 3: is he still just sitting in the corner. Have you
Speaker 3: watched him dragging that monkey roup? Oh yeah, I think
Speaker 3: he hates that monkey. Yeah, I think he's pretended he
Speaker 3: killed it. I think people are miss reading this whole thing.
Speaker 2: So he's not lonely, that's not his like his uh
Speaker 2: security blanket.
Speaker 3: I think he shows dominance over.
Speaker 2: You're saying that's a threat.
Speaker 3: I think, like you look at me, that he thinks
Speaker 3: he's a monkey's a he's a stuffed animal killer now,
Speaker 3: but we'll keep sending him to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's animal is definitely his bitch. He just keeps
Speaker 1: pointing at it. I will cut you. You threaten me,
Speaker 1: We're going this way, bitch.
Speaker 2: Oh man.
Speaker 3: So I found on YouTube this list of fifty geological
Speaker 3: things about the state of Minnesota that I found interesting,
Speaker 3: and some of them are downright fascinating. That's what's going
Speaker 3: to be what really matters today. I watched the whole
Speaker 3: thing yesterday and I'm knocked out. I can't believe this.
Speaker 3: So let me let me find the most incredible one. Okay,
Speaker 3: here's one. This is incredible. For those of you driving
Speaker 3: this morning in the city of Evergrove Heights. Right here,
Speaker 3: one of the not far from here, not far from here,
Speaker 3: you are driving over top of a two point five
Speaker 3: mile wide meteor crater from four hundred and ninety million
Speaker 3: years ago. It was filled in by the glaciers. But
Speaker 3: they know that Invergrove Heights is the site of a
Speaker 3: two point five mile wide meteor crater from four hundred
Speaker 3: and ninety million years ago.
Speaker 2: That did some damage. How about that?
Speaker 1: So if you live in Invergrove Heights, you got to
Speaker 1: think to yourself, what are the chances that lightning strikes twice?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Right, we've run pretty hot. It's been four hundred and
Speaker 1: ninety million years since it hit last.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're on a good run here. Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: we're safe.
Speaker 1: So I gotta think you wake up saying not a
Speaker 1: bad day in Infigrove Heights.
Speaker 2: No, it's gonna be fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, it's somebody else's turn next time, probably Newport.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you wish what what did Newport ever
Speaker 2: do to you? Thing?
Speaker 1: Really is where that one guy's from? No, you know
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool though. H yeah that is net right
Speaker 1: looking up on Google maps so you can see it.
Speaker 3: No really, Okay, guys gonna say, because it did get
Speaker 3: filled in by the sediment.
Speaker 2: But by the what the sediment?
Speaker 3: The sediment?
Speaker 2: What do you think I said that.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Hey, can I ask you guys a question? Can't wait?
Speaker 3: Is it about Infgrove Heights?
Speaker 5: No, it's just a question about like the way things
Speaker 5: are covered. Why is it when the East Coast gets
Speaker 5: a snowstorm, it's like the biggest news ever.
Speaker 2: But when we like get like ten inches of snow,
Speaker 2: no one cares. I find that weird.
Speaker 5: Every time there's weather like snow weather that's going to
Speaker 5: affect anything close to New York City, They're like, this
Speaker 5: is the worst thing of all time.
Speaker 2: It might be over what are we going to do? Well?
Speaker 3: I interestingly, I do think it was like the most
Speaker 3: snow they were going to get in a very very
Speaker 3: long time. It is one of the most populous cities
Speaker 3: on the planet. Yeah, and it doesn't happen there very often,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Yeah, but like if they
Speaker 3: had a snowstorm in Tampa Bay, you'd expected them to, yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, to cover, right. But I understand you're just
Speaker 3: worried that we're flyer recovered. Yeah right, Yeah, you need
Speaker 3: to punch the lonely.
Speaker 5: Why do you think it is because people care about
Speaker 5: the East Coast? These coasts gets ratings there's a lot
Speaker 5: of people there that want to know what's happening in
Speaker 5: their city or town or all you're trying to say, Paul,
Speaker 5: is they don't really care about us.
Speaker 2: No, they do not, got that right, I'm with you,
Speaker 2: they do not. Yeah, punch.
Speaker 1: The NHL resumes on Wednesday, including the Colorado Avalanche going
Speaker 1: to the Utah Mammoth. And that matters because the Wild
Speaker 1: play in Colorado on Thursday at eight o'clock. So the Alvs,
Speaker 1: technically on a back to back, will take that. The
Speaker 1: Wild start the post Olympic break tied with Tampa Bay
Speaker 1: and Carolina for the second most points in the NHL
Speaker 1: with seventy eight, five behind Colorado. But again we are
Speaker 1: alone in second in the Western Conference, one point ahead
Speaker 1: of Dallas.
Speaker 2: Let's go. Yeah, it's going to be a great second half.
Speaker 1: There's Benjamin, It might be might be great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But what really matters is this hi ben Hi man.
Speaker 3: All right, here's something that's very very interesting about the
Speaker 3: state of Minnesota. No rivers flow into state of Minnesota.
Speaker 3: No major rivers flow into the state of Minnesota. In fact,
Speaker 3: they all flow out and one of them.
Speaker 2: Goes north Red River. That's right.
Speaker 3: The Red River flows north, and it's one of the
Speaker 3: few in the world that flow north, and it does,
Speaker 3: and which is part of the reason there's flooding up
Speaker 3: north a lot of times, because sometimes that north flowing
Speaker 3: river is flowing into areas where the ground is still frozen,
Speaker 3: so it cannot be absorbed, so it floods those places.
Speaker 2: Yeah, crazy, right, that's insane. It flows north? The hell
Speaker 2: is it taken?
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing. But I can barely name rivers in this state,
Speaker 1: and I've lived here in my entire life.
Speaker 2: There aren't many. I can start with the Mississippi, Yeah,
Speaker 2: the Sant Croix.
Speaker 1: The Minnesota. You're half three fourths the way there. I think,
Speaker 1: how many do we have left? I think there's only
Speaker 1: the Rum River. Yeah, we could forget well, I'm supposed to.
Speaker 2: Oh man, there's sixty five hundred natural rivers. I's gonna say,
Speaker 2: there's a lot more than you think. I would think.
Speaker 5: So flow for sixty nine thousand miles. Wasn't the beginning
Speaker 5: of the Mississippi? Like what's up in Itasca?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that bit. That's one of my bits. Do
Speaker 3: you want to hear this? Yeah, at the very mouth,
Speaker 3: the very beginning of the Mississippi River, which you know
Speaker 3: flows from here all the way down to the Gulf
Speaker 3: some of the biggest it's our It's giant, right, it's
Speaker 3: a giant waterway. At some points it's a mile wide.
Speaker 3: There's a spot in northern Minnesota where you can at
Speaker 3: the very headwaters they call it's the word I'm trying
Speaker 3: to think of. You can walk across it on rocks.
Speaker 3: It's so small where it begins. You can literally pop
Speaker 3: from rock to rock and rock across the Mississippi River.
Speaker 2: I've been there, I've done it. Yeah, you have to. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you haven't done that yet. Apparently I'm a loser. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you kind of are.
Speaker 3: I gotta go punch the lonely monkey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, also to do Yeah, I feel like that's a
Speaker 2: whole separate thing. Walker. Yes, and Shooting Star Northern Lights. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that one. Yeah you been there? Maybe, hey, nerd question, Yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe you said that the the what river goes north?
Speaker 2: The Red River? The Red River? Okay, what are the
Speaker 2: few in the world you said?
Speaker 8: Yeah, See, I thought that everything in the Southern hemisphere
Speaker 8: kind of flip flopped, like those rivers do go north,
Speaker 8: and it's the exception if they go south.
Speaker 3: Am I thinking of that wrong? No, you may be
Speaker 3: saying that right. I think I may be saying it wrong.
Speaker 3: It might be the only on our side of the world,
Speaker 3: on our side of the hemisphere.
Speaker 2: That flows away from the equator.
Speaker 3: That's a better way to say it. So yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 3: there you go. That's a much better way to say it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yes'm I'm going to give you something now, and to
Speaker 3: cover up my mistake, I'm gonna give you another one.
Speaker 3: The oldest rock in the United States, and I'm not
Speaker 3: talking about rolling stones, isn't Morton, Minnesota. Wrap your brain
Speaker 3: around this, guys.
Speaker 2: It is so old.
Speaker 3: It is legitimately a part of the Earth's original crust.
Speaker 3: It is three point five billion years old, and it's
Speaker 3: in Morton, Minnesota.
Speaker 2: That's fascinating, right.
Speaker 3: Morton, Minnesota old frock.
Speaker 8: So we're thinking that there was some sort of volcanic
Speaker 8: explosion that.
Speaker 2: Shot it out like a.
Speaker 3: Pimple exactly, which leads me to another one. There was
Speaker 3: a volcano and look up if you want Zacho, called
Speaker 3: the Mid Continent Rift. It is a fault line that
Speaker 3: ran through Minnesota when this volcano erupted a billion years ago.
Speaker 3: It could have made such a giant, huge rift that
Speaker 3: it could have split North America in half, but for
Speaker 3: some reason it didn't. But it did create Lake Superior. Wow,
Speaker 3: the Mid Continent rift.
Speaker 2: Guys, we almost got lucky.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine if the volcano had split North America
Speaker 1: right on the Minnesota border to Wisconsin, right, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they were our enemies across the sea?
Speaker 2: Yep? Yeah, you know what I'm saying a lot of
Speaker 2: screw bud.
Speaker 5: Yeah, then you couldn't just drive to Toma or Lacrosse
Speaker 5: or Green Bay right or your favorite spot the dells.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Do we know? Do we know?
Speaker 8: Probably nobody in this room knows if that rift had formed?
Speaker 8: How many millions of years ago? What would be the
Speaker 8: span between Minnesota Wisconsin all those years drifting apart?
Speaker 3: Great question, no, good question. Three yardsticks, like you could
Speaker 3: way smaller than you think. Are you seeing the second?
Speaker 3: Are you looking at what I'm looking at right now?
Speaker 2: A little bit?
Speaker 3: And probably that I'm on the the the Wikipedia page,
Speaker 3: and uh, pretty damn fascinating.
Speaker 2: How long ago did you say? You say?
Speaker 1: Billions?
Speaker 2: Though for that one for the volcano bit with the
Speaker 2: rift rift of a billion years ago? A billion?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like how long ago was like Pangaea. I have
Speaker 1: no idea, no idea. That's got to be in the
Speaker 1: billions as well.
Speaker 2: Right, No, you don't think company that's right.
Speaker 1: Three, that makes sense. Yeah, you're right, that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: You know, Hawk, we really should go out to Morton
Speaker 1: and look at this ourselves.
Speaker 2: We really should look. Do you want to go to day?
Speaker 2: You want to go to mor and you know, if
Speaker 2: we could stay up we.
Speaker 3: I mean, if we get like absorbed by we could
Speaker 3: just spend the night. I never there's a hotel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that answers your question. Right, Panga, it
Speaker 1: was two or three hundred million years ago and this
Speaker 1: is and now we are where we are. Then if
Speaker 1: you had had a drifted that one billion years ago,
Speaker 1: if that rift would have snapped us off, yeh, who's
Speaker 1: to say it could have been anywhere at this point.
Speaker 1: God we missed saw that.
Speaker 8: We probably would have collided on the other side of
Speaker 8: the world. Then who knows, we'd be like literally a
Speaker 8: whole world apart. We should go to Morton, Hawk, go
Speaker 8: touch some old rocks. Yeah, I'm in Yeah.
Speaker 3: We should geoloc geological rift in the center of North
Speaker 3: America and South central part of Northern American plate formed
Speaker 3: when the continent's core began to split in the Meso
Speaker 3: protozeroic era about one point one billion years ago. The
Speaker 3: rift failed, leaving behind thick layers of ingenous rock igneous rock.
Speaker 2: I guess is how you say that?
Speaker 3: I remember now exposed in its northern reaches, but buried
Speaker 3: beneath later sedimentary formations along most of its western eastern arms.
Speaker 3: Those arms meet at what is Lake Superior?
Speaker 2: Crazy? Ye know, insane?
Speaker 1: We need a good volcano in Minnesota again. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna disagree with you on that one. Yeah you know, No, No,
Speaker 1: I meant like a good mini golf course with lava themes.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know, is lava link still a thing?
Speaker 5: You remember the show The Floor Is Lava that when
Speaker 5: like everybody watched during that, Yeah, that was pretty good,
Speaker 5: got boring after it.
Speaker 2: I never saw one episode of that, not even one. Nope.
Speaker 2: Yeah did you watch it? Card I kiddo liked it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's not bad.
Speaker 5: Yeah, got kind of boring though, because it was like
Speaker 5: adults playing like a couch game.
Speaker 1: But yeah, think of adults playing Legends of the Hidden
Speaker 1: Temple on Nickelodeon in the nineties.
Speaker 2: That's essentially what it was.
Speaker 3: Wait till I tell you guys about the Big Bog.
Speaker 2: You know, the Big Bog is no after this break.
Speaker 1: Boss Man was a badass wrestler that account. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: more with Ben Leber and the Power Tie Money too
Speaker 1: after this on the.
Speaker 2: Fan Welcome back Dart.
Speaker 3: Ben Leber is here and we have a very special
Speaker 3: guest coming in to join you today as well.
Speaker 2: Right, it sounds like it.
Speaker 1: You're guy Anthony Harris. Right, You guys cross paths at
Speaker 1: TCO from time to time, do you not.
Speaker 8: We just did this last week, all right, Yeah, last
Speaker 8: Wednesday we did a little bit of a combine preview
Speaker 8: show with Tatum Everett, and so that was the first
Speaker 8: time that we'd actually had worked together.
Speaker 2: Oh cool. Yeah, he was great. Yeah, I've heard a
Speaker 2: lot of good things about him.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever met him either, So hey,
Speaker 1: he should be here in like forty five minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, perfect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean remember, obviously I remember watching him play,
Speaker 1: but I don't think I ever crossed paths with him
Speaker 1: while he was here. I don't think who knows, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: who knows. You're gonna yeah, man, But.
Speaker 2: He'll be here in like forty five minutes. That's gonna
Speaker 2: happen one or two or not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's do more of what really matters,
Speaker 1: scores and stats around the world of sports, and Crystal
Speaker 1: change your life with something else. Got that right, Benjamin,
Speaker 1: give me your Olympic breakdown.
Speaker 2: Did you watch the gold medal game?
Speaker 1: Where were you? What did you think? Two to one
Speaker 1: the Americans beat Canada in overtime? Jack Hughes the.
Speaker 2: Hero, Yeah, I played it perfectly.
Speaker 8: I did not get up right at seven o'clock to
Speaker 8: watch it, so I watched the back half of the
Speaker 8: second period and the rest of the game when I
Speaker 8: woke up.
Speaker 2: It was great. It was fantastic.
Speaker 8: I mean it was just enjoyable, enjoyable to watch, like
Speaker 8: literally one of those things where it's almost like sort
Speaker 8: of like playoff baseball, where you're watching every single pitch.
Speaker 8: Like I would get up from the couch, walk to
Speaker 8: the kitchen and just had my neck turned and like
Speaker 8: walking towards the kitchen but still watching the TV because
Speaker 8: I just didn't want to miss a single thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 8: And then little Wellsi woke up, and then he and
Speaker 8: I watched the game winner together and high fived, and
Speaker 8: then he went to go play video games.
Speaker 2: And that was it.
Speaker 1: That sounds right, Yeah, yeah, it sounds perfect. Back to
Speaker 1: the whole like seven to ten, puck drop sauce. I
Speaker 1: think I was up at about six twenty. Yes, I
Speaker 1: wish they would have started the game about thirty minutes earlier. Yes,
Speaker 1: you are correct, sir, I wish it started at like
Speaker 1: five am, like whatever was seven Ten's fine?
Speaker 2: Perfect?
Speaker 5: Seven tens great, eighth great football games are outstanding.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: Make Chester the NFL game in international play everything in Europe,
Speaker 1: so we could watch it early in the morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was great. Rolled out of bed, put on
Speaker 2: some coffee, watch the game. It was sweet. It was
Speaker 2: done by like ten o'clock perfect.
Speaker 1: What really matters is this, there's all.
Speaker 3: Kinds of different landscapes in the state of Minnesota, including.
Speaker 2: The Big Bog. The Big Bog.
Speaker 3: Now, Corey, what do you know about bogs.
Speaker 2: I know the Bog of Eternal Stench was from the
Speaker 2: movie Labyrinth thing. That's exactly right. I touched it. You
Speaker 2: stunk like ass forever exactly.
Speaker 3: This big Bog is the wirelong and Minnesota State Highway
Speaker 3: seventy two in Waskish, Minnesota covers ninety four hundred and
Speaker 3: fifty nine acres and it swamps bogs and upland islands.
Speaker 3: It's basically one giant, floating, big thing of pete, not
Speaker 3: bursage eight, Pete, Papa Papa.
Speaker 2: It's now a state recreation area.
Speaker 3: And it's quite incredible because you have the big bog,
Speaker 3: which is a giant floating thing of pete, but you
Speaker 3: also have the Anoka Sand Plane, which is basically a
Speaker 3: desert in Minnesota where actually truly there's sand and cat
Speaker 3: die grow.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: What yeah, look it up, the Anoka sand Plane.
Speaker 2: Looking up? Zacho, Wait, how many square miles do you
Speaker 2: say that bog was?
Speaker 3: Let me see, let me get it is a nifty
Speaker 3: nine acres.
Speaker 2: That's a huge bit. It's a huge bog.
Speaker 5: That is a huge bog. Yeah, you've slept with a
Speaker 5: few bogs. Wade bogs, Oh lany bogs. That's oh man,
Speaker 5: that's my favorite bogs. Yeah, way more than wade.
Speaker 2: Did you say. There's a viral.
Speaker 8: Video that was going around maybe last year or year
Speaker 8: before where all these like boats, pontoons, all these recreational
Speaker 8: boats got together and pushed this bog because of this
Speaker 8: bog was was like floating into this other area. Is
Speaker 8: that this did that happen in Minnesota? Is that the
Speaker 8: same thing that we're talking about.
Speaker 3: I don't think so, because maybe maybe it was a
Speaker 3: piece of that.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure. I don't know.
Speaker 3: But this one's real, real, big, a huge bitch. It's
Speaker 3: a huge bitch. The Anoka Sand Plain is a sandy
Speaker 3: valley along the Mississippi River in central Minnesota. It's a
Speaker 3: subsection of the Eastern broad Leaf Provinces, you guys will know.
Speaker 3: It is a generally a flat, sandy lake plain that
Speaker 3: includes sandy terraces along the Mississippi River formed by glacial outwashes.
Speaker 1: I love the desert boards and Mario two. Yeah, those
Speaker 1: are great, Those are fun.
Speaker 2: Those are the worst. What's wrong with those?
Speaker 1: You know? Like the quick sand factor over the cactus
Speaker 1: or the cack down Mario three or two?
Speaker 2: Well, there's it definitely isn't two. Yeah, and yeah, they're
Speaker 2: definitely better than Rainbow Roads. But yeah, I'm not not
Speaker 2: a Rainbow Road fan either. No, I don't. I don't
Speaker 2: like not having the guardrails.
Speaker 1: The new Mario card, the Mario Card world has I
Speaker 1: think ninety six different rainbow roads.
Speaker 2: There's so many options. Yeah, that's a super fun game.
Speaker 2: It sure is, It sure is. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Which was it Mario three where the sun would chase you? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 5: and just spin in a circle after you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because then you would basically race to the
Speaker 1: end and try to jump up and hit the They
Speaker 1: have to be greater than the sun. You have to
Speaker 1: be greater than the sun. Yes, are you greater than
Speaker 1: the sun? The one that shines on everyone? Shines on
Speaker 1: everyone exactly, black white. The sun does not discriminate, and
Speaker 1: it can't replace the hatred in our hearts.
Speaker 2: You know all the words.
Speaker 1: I just never have understood that. It basically that's it says,
Speaker 1: just give up. Yeah, it basically says that are we
Speaker 1: have prejudice in our hearts and the sun can't take
Speaker 1: it away. I'm like, then, what am I worried about it?
Speaker 1: It's I guess I'll just be prejudice.
Speaker 2: Just move on. The commercial says, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I used to say, don't worry. The Sun's going to
Speaker 3: explode and'sa all gonna end. Yeah, so don't worry about
Speaker 3: it anyway.
Speaker 2: Just be cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, cooking, we only have like a billionaire two billionaeres left.
Speaker 1: It's almost over. Yeah, man, don't worry about it, baby,
Speaker 1: just give up to my attorney of your term.
Speaker 2: I think it's mine.
Speaker 3: You were talking about the bog Oh yeah, way bugs.
Speaker 1: The Gopher women finally lost. They lost to number eighteen
Speaker 1: Michigan State seventy five sixty one. That snaps a nine
Speaker 1: game winning streak for the Minnesota Golden Gophers. They shot
Speaker 1: just thirty three percent from the floor, six of twenty
Speaker 1: two from three.
Speaker 2: All good though, final regular season game is Sunday at.
Speaker 1: Illinois, so they have six days off at two o'clock
Speaker 1: and then then you know Big ten tournament and TAA tournament.
Speaker 5: The yeah, man selucch and Sunday, I think is uh
Speaker 5: twenty days away? Twenty for the men.
Speaker 2: That's badass. Yeah, you're a badass. But what really matters
Speaker 2: is this.
Speaker 3: The hole rust Mahoning open pit iron mind is in
Speaker 3: hibbing Minnesota open pit iron mind. That is so large
Speaker 3: it can be seen from space. We've dug such a
Speaker 3: hole in the Earth that's a huge bitch along the
Speaker 3: Massabi range that you can see it from space. Three
Speaker 3: miles in the Earth, three miles long, two miles wide,
Speaker 3: five hundred and thirty five feet deep. Established in eighteen
Speaker 3: ninety five, was one of the world's first mechanized open
Speaker 3: pit mines. You can see the Son of a Bitch
Speaker 3: from space.
Speaker 1: Wow. Look, I have a lot of good ideas and
Speaker 1: nobody listens to me that whole pit area. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: hear me out a water park saying I think the
Speaker 1: world needs more water parks. We make the greatest, biggest,
Speaker 1: most fantastical water park, and we bury the Wisconsin Dells. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's and we take every economic dime from Toma and
Speaker 1: put it whatever is halfway between the Twin Cities and
Speaker 1: Hibbing and make that the gas station geographical odity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1: I do love the Dells, but I would love the
Speaker 1: Dells if we were in that giant pit and Hibbing.
Speaker 2: I got twenty bucks in my wallet. If you want
Speaker 2: to start it, that's a good start.
Speaker 3: Hands, Let's start somewhere, man, question Mike.
Speaker 2: Real, I think this is a good question. What's closer?
Speaker 2: Good question? Thank you, Max.
Speaker 1: So what's closer from right here, Hibbing or the Dells.
Speaker 1: I would guess Hibbing because I think the Dells are
Speaker 1: from here. It's about three and a half four I
Speaker 1: bet Hibbing is I think six. Hibbing's farther than four
Speaker 1: hours north, three hours, fourteen minutes.
Speaker 2: There we go, Hibbing's closer. I'm here. They might be
Speaker 2: exactly the same. I can get from Plymouth to the.
Speaker 1: Dells and under four tea and miles. Yeah, the Dells
Speaker 1: are three hours twenty one miles and three hours and
Speaker 1: so it's about that's the same, the same.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So where would you go?
Speaker 1: I keep my money in the state of Minnesota.
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure. Yeah, man, I'll go look at that
Speaker 2: dirty hole. Wow, you don't ju the scary monkey or whatever.
Speaker 2: That's sure.
Speaker 3: I had to say it like that, would you go
Speaker 3: head first in the dirty hole? I'm afraid of heights? Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I guess. I guess more accurately, I'm afraid of
Speaker 3: Low's because it's so far down.
Speaker 2: What did the store do to you? I don't like tools?
Speaker 8: Okay, dumb question again. Maybe these old abandoned mines that
Speaker 8: fill up with water?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Are they safe to swim in?
Speaker 3: That's all we had back home, I know.
Speaker 2: But yeah, question is, Yeah, I realized that a lot
Speaker 2: of kids like would do it.
Speaker 8: But like, is the water technically safe or is it
Speaker 8: like really contaminated with the metals and stuff.
Speaker 2: That's a I never had a ross sewage.
Speaker 3: Take a look over here at what you know the
Speaker 3: weird shape of my dog.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like a pig's tail. It's like a hydra.
Speaker 3: I just floated face down, three heads on that thing.
Speaker 2: Sorry, some people like it.
Speaker 1: The United States Department of Labor minds safety and health
Speaker 1: from the pose extreme often fatal risks, including hidden underwater machinery, steep,
Speaker 1: slippery wall walls, dangerously cold water, and toxic contaminants. Dozens
Speaker 1: of people dying annually swimming in these according to the
Speaker 1: Bureau of Land Management.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you right now, I never thought of that.
Speaker 3: I never did, none of us.
Speaker 8: I wouldn't either, because it looks so inviting. Either you
Speaker 8: can like jump off the cliffs and all this stuff
Speaker 8: and the sides. Yeah, and the water was always like
Speaker 8: kind of clear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looked really clean. This is a glacial lake.
Speaker 1: You get in there, and it's basically a home alone
Speaker 1: traps set up underwater, just a floating toilet poop.
Speaker 8: I got a correction that that bog that I was
Speaker 8: thinking of, huh, it was technically in the brainerd Nissua area.
Speaker 8: It broke off and it was blocking a beach that
Speaker 8: they used to trade lifeguards, so they had to push
Speaker 8: it out of the way. That's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get your.
Speaker 1: Bog out of my training. Yeah, keep your bog away, man,
Speaker 1: your bog to yourself. Yeah, stage man, lady bogs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know a few ladies like that.
Speaker 2: Huk.
Speaker 1: And where's Rachel Lee Cook? We've been asking for her
Speaker 1: for years? Does she ever come back to Minnesota?
Speaker 3: Come on, man, she would if you didn't talk about
Speaker 3: her all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we talk about her in lovely ways though that's
Speaker 1: true gentlemanly fashion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if it's gentlemanly. I mean, I'm
Speaker 2: sure Rosie said something real weird about her, but yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Wonder if she needs acting mentorship.
Speaker 2: So my Eterney of your term, we're talking.
Speaker 1: The go for men's basketball team beat Rutgers on Saturday,
Speaker 1: eighty to sixty one. Up next, they are at number
Speaker 1: one Michigan tomorrow, but Michigan did lose over the weekend
Speaker 1: in number three.
Speaker 2: D Can I believe?
Speaker 1: Don't the rankings change on Mondays a correct so who
Speaker 1: knows if it will be number one by the time
Speaker 1: we play tomorrow, but temporarily at least number one Michigan hosts.
Speaker 1: They go for men's basketball team tomorrow. Yeah, either way,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be like a top five team. Even if
Speaker 1: they're not number one, it's gonna be a tough game.
Speaker 2: What really matters, though, is this.
Speaker 3: Here's a couple more things about that giant hole in
Speaker 3: the ground. It's partly responsible for the USA winning World
Speaker 3: War one and two and the hockey game yesterday. Really, yep, grilly, really,
Speaker 3: the hockey player needs a girl now because he ain't
Speaker 3: got a TV. Nice job, dude, Yeah, yeah, all the
Speaker 3: iron ore helped us. Whoop the Nazis, So that's cool. Also,
Speaker 3: it's responsible for the Greyhound Bus Company because the dude
Speaker 3: created Greyhound carded the workers back and forth from the
Speaker 3: mine and he said, this is a pretty good idea.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do this everywhere, and that became Greyhound.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Greyhound is a minute company.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 3: The Greyhound Bus Museum is a name. I had no
Speaker 3: idea how about that.
Speaker 2: Didn't know that either.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: See that's what I do with one man. Yeah that
Speaker 2: was really good. Man, Hibbing's a badass town man. You
Speaker 2: know who's from there.
Speaker 1: Pat mcalluddy, that's right, Dusty Mond, that's right too. Vin McHale,
Speaker 1: that's probably right.
Speaker 2: I don't know for sure. Bob Dylan is the one
Speaker 2: I was looking for you, right, Judy Garland? Did you
Speaker 2: know that the reason it's named Hibbing.
Speaker 3: Is because the first mining lease was awarded to Frank
Speaker 3: Hibbing in eighteen ninety one?
Speaker 1: Ever know that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: That's fast. I didn't know that, did you? Well, Frankie?
Speaker 1: All right, another good idea that nobody will listened to.
Speaker 1: We fill up the pit it freezes over in the winter,
Speaker 1: and then that is the site of the twenty thirty
Speaker 1: Winter Olympic Games, and we do Canada USA rematch on
Speaker 1: the Giant Pond in him.
Speaker 2: Being that'd be sweet. A seven game series those teams play. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the idea to me, I.
Speaker 6: Kind of like this the one game. Yeah, give us
Speaker 6: a better chance to I wanted to be seven games
Speaker 6: because you know, fuck that would be if it was
Speaker 6: seven games Canada on to one. That's true, So we
Speaker 6: just got to take the win. Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 2: And I'm not going to wake up at seven o'clock
Speaker 2: in the morning to watch a game one.
Speaker 1: Corey and I would up anyway. Yeah, I would watch it.
Speaker 1: Then seven to ten sports are the best, the best.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're the only one that he sent over there.
Speaker 3: Someone read this to you.
Speaker 2: Listen to this, okay.
Speaker 3: In nineteen twenty, the original village of Hibbing had to
Speaker 3: be legitimately picked up and moved two miles south because
Speaker 3: damn it, there's iron ore under here and we're taking it.
Speaker 3: So they literally picked it up, all the buildings and
Speaker 3: move them two miles away and re established the town.
Speaker 3: Move your ass.
Speaker 8: Yeah, hey, when you got when you got dollar bills
Speaker 8: in it there, you've been move your a yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8: I'm surprised they didn't just like raise the whole thing
Speaker 8: just like just knock everything down and be like instead
Speaker 8: of just picking up and moving, just like knock everything
Speaker 8: down and rebuilt.
Speaker 3: It seemed to be easier when they Yeah, man, let's
Speaker 3: take a trip to Hibbing broadcast live.
Speaker 2: Let's do it from the pit. Yeah, the TV show,
Speaker 2: great show. It's a dope town.
Speaker 1: The high school up there, it is amazing, is that right?
Speaker 2: Spend a lot of time.
Speaker 1: Why do you like gold buildings and stuff from buildings?
Speaker 1: Gold like old historic buildings that high school is one
Speaker 1: of those. Some National news did a story on it
Speaker 1: or something a while ago.
Speaker 2: Are you allowed near there? Yeah? Why? What did you
Speaker 2: know that? It sounds haunted? No, thank you.
Speaker 3: A house of learning and a work of art is
Speaker 3: what they call himbing high school? It's truth?
Speaker 2: How about that as well? Almost cussed for real?
Speaker 1: Yeah you did?
Speaker 3: I got real passionate.
Speaker 2: You're into it, man, it's probably in high school. Looks
Speaker 2: like something of a movie. Yeah, tickets on the Historic
Speaker 2: Places registerry or whatever I'm looking at right now. Wow,
Speaker 2: did Bob Dylan go there? It sort of looks like
Speaker 2: what house of learning did Bob Dylan go to? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think you went to the U for like two days.
Speaker 3: You lived down in dinky Town, which is what I
Speaker 3: call your underwear.
Speaker 2: Population one. You should pick up and move. I should
Speaker 2: yet the auditorium containing Judy Dench's cousin, Paul, your hands out,
Speaker 2: Judy Dench? What does he bang? Any dame? Any dame? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wow? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Remember that movie.
Speaker 1: Is great Natasha Henstridge. Oh yeah, she basically was an
Speaker 1: alien that would just like get naked and like make
Speaker 1: out with dudes and then kill them. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: worth watching it. Was just some screenwriter that was like,
Speaker 1: I gotta get a super hot chick naked.
Speaker 2: What's the reason to do it?
Speaker 1: It's an alien. She'll lead him like a praying mantis.
Speaker 1: When it's over, I want to be the casting director,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: That's a That's pretty much how that went, I think.
Speaker 2: And Rosie. You heard Rosie say take my money.
Speaker 3: He didn't say that.
Speaker 1: He still has fifteen ticket stuffs from that Ye movies run.
Speaker 2: He just he aimed Simpson that movie. No, he didn't
Speaker 2: even pay for that tickets.
Speaker 1: You about a ticket to clerks and just walked into Species.
Speaker 2: We'll do the news after this.
Speaker 1: Anthony Harrison like thirty minutes. Melinda Jensen later must later,
Speaker 1: what a show it's loaded. Ben Leaver's here, it's a
Speaker 1: power try.
Speaker 2: When he showed the tang