WEBVTT - Decorating Your Car 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:03.400 Uh, it's Mojo in the Morning show. I was noticing 0:00:03.440 --> 0:00:06.120 on my way into work this morning what I thought 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:08.879 was and I kind of had one of those moments 0:00:08.880 --> 0:00:11.040 where I'm driving and I drive in every day and 0:00:11.080 --> 0:00:15.080 I always put my GPS ways on because I always 0:00:15.080 --> 0:00:18.239 want the police warnings because you know, I usually drive 0:00:18.280 --> 0:00:20.400 my car like I steal it, you know what I mean, 0:00:20.720 --> 0:00:23.640 Like you, I drive down the lodge and you got 0:00:23.720 --> 0:00:25.279 to because you got to try to be able to 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:27.560 keep up with everybody because there is no speed limit 0:00:27.600 --> 0:00:30.040 on that thing. And I'm driving and as I'm driving, 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:32.240 I'm going, God, ways isn't showing me there's a cop 0:00:32.320 --> 0:00:35.200 up here? And I look and I'm pulling up towards 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:36.519 a car, and I'm like kind of going on, I'm 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:38.080 gonna slow down a little bitcause I don't want to 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:40.400 pass a cop. And it wasn't a cop but it 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:42.879 looked like a cop car. It was a person with 0:00:43.000 --> 0:00:45.320 their car decorated full of lights. 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:46.440 Oh I see them. 0:00:46.920 --> 0:00:50.280 So it was like wrapped in lights like you would 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:53.960 wrap a Christmas tree, but wrapped around what was a 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:55.280 Chevy Equinox. 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:57.080 Okay, all right, not a cop car. 0:00:57.360 --> 0:01:01.240 It was well, it shouldn't be and I don't think it. 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:03.680 I don't think that the lights that this person had 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:06.240 it should be legal because it looks like because I 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:09.320 think they were. There were reddish lights. They had red lights. 0:01:09.319 --> 0:01:11.800 And to me, when I think red lights or blue lights, 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:15.080 I think of a firefighter, firefighter car, or a police car. 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:17.520 But what is up with the people these days that 0:01:17.640 --> 0:01:19.000 are decorating their cars? 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:20.360 I see more and more every year. 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:23.720 I feel like with like the antlers enough nose or 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:25.880 the people with the jeep that have the spare tire 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:27.000 on the back and they make it look like a 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:27.480 big wreath. 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:30.960 Those are fun. I support those really. Yeah, I like that. 0:01:31.000 --> 0:01:33.080 I like the little Rudolph nos. I like the antlers, 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:35.280 I like everything the Shannon just said. Once you start 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:38.760 getting into the lights, I think that's dangerous territory. I 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:41.039 remember when I was younger, I thought it was illegal 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:43.480 for like people to hang dice from their rearview because 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:46.039 they said it was like obstruction of your vision or 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:46.600 something like that. 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:47.960 I don't know how to hell you get. 0:01:47.840 --> 0:01:49.800 Away with Why aren't you not supposed to do that? 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:54.080 Exactly? For them? Did you get away with? Lights? 0:01:54.760 --> 0:01:57.160 I feel like I feel like I'm being judgmental and 0:01:57.240 --> 0:02:00.320 judging them, but I feel like lights on your car 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:02.520 to me is a little much. I don't know, it 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:06.800 just seems like it's too festive. I'm not into it. 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:09.960 Like you don't like it's too holidays. It's too festive. 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:12.360 It's like, you know, keep that for your home or 0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:15.400 for your you know, your office space. 0:02:15.520 --> 0:02:16.119 You know what I mean. 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:18.440 I don't necessarily know if you need to be dressed. 0:02:18.520 --> 0:02:20.520 Were these lights blinking or were they just on? 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:20.960 No? 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:23.080 They were Thank god they weren't blinking, because I think 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:26.760 anybody does blinking lights has a psychotic problem. Like I 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:30.880 think there's a little psychosis issue going on there. I mean, 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:33.080 none of you guys have blinking lights, do you well? 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:36.400 I mean, blinking lights to me is the mistake that 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:39.520 somebody made, right he's even in the house. I don't 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:41.560 like you like blinking lights. I had them all yesterday. 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:44.919 I bought I bought this large were you an eight 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:45.480 mile strip? 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:51.720 Clubs trunks? I bought this large like hanging light thing. 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:54.760 They kind of look like icycle icicles, and I hung 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:56.880 them up in my house yesterday, and they have like 0:02:57.040 --> 0:02:59.960 ten different speeds. I guess you could say so like 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:02.359 there's a steel setting. I mean, you can flip it 0:03:02.440 --> 0:03:04.239 and it was blinking yesterday. It wasn't a bad thing. 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:06.000 I don't like blinking, but I like I have the 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:07.440 twinkle lights on my bushes. 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:10.560 What a twinkle? What was the difference between twinkle and blinking? 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:12.480 They're just they're really soft. 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:13.280 I don't know. 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:15.520 They don't they don't bug me, because blinking lights do 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:17.520 you actually bug me? But they twinkle like just a 0:03:17.520 --> 0:03:18.880 little bit. 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:21.480 Okay, I'm okay, I'm okay with that, Like the blinking 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:23.840 like and then I hate when they're blinking in their 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:28.119 offbeat or they're off you know, kilter, like where one 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:30.800 lights one tree is blinking and then the next one's not. 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:34.000 Or on a Christmas tree in your home, you got 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:36.200 the top blinking and then it goes down to the 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:38.200 bottom and it goes in the middle, and it's like 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:42.680 there's no coordinate, like at least if you had it, 0:03:42.800 --> 0:03:44.839 like at least if it's to a song like say 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:47.040 you have like a Christmas song plane and it's like 0:03:47.080 --> 0:03:49.800 those homes that sometimes do it where it's like Trans 0:03:49.800 --> 0:03:52.640 Siberian Orchestra song playing on you. 0:03:52.560 --> 0:03:54.960 Know what I mean? Do you you and your What 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:55.960 did your blink look like? 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:59.400 It's just like a flight blink blink blinks like ah 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:02.720 doesn't have it doesn't ever annoy you yesterday? 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:05.080 Have you seen the houses that have all the lights 0:04:05.080 --> 0:04:06.800 that like go to the music And yeah. 0:04:06.600 --> 0:04:09.839 That's kind of like different if I'm their neighbor, though, 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:11.960 do y'all do y'all think that? 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:12.880 Like? 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:15.600 Projected decorations are real? Like are you' all a fan 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:16.200 of that stuff? 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:21.680 It's really yeah, those those an inflatable decoration. 0:04:21.920 --> 0:04:23.440 I like the inflatables are fun. 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:25.400 What do you decorations? 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:29.160 And inflatable decorations are like the kids who are Halloween 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:30.520 wearing inflatable cost. 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:33.080 I like going past the house, you can tell they 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:35.200 collect a new one every year and they just have 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:37.800 so many. Over there's a house of my neighborhood. Every 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:39.640 year she gets a new one, and I kind of 0:04:39.680 --> 0:04:41.520 love it to me. 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:43.960 You know what those things look like when they're not inflated, 0:04:44.040 --> 0:04:46.559 they look like you have trash on your front lawn. 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:50.000 They look like nobody picked up the mess from the 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:51.880 night before. What's up, Rebecca? How you doing? 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:56.080 Okay? So I was just thinking I saw the story 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:58.360 a couple of years ago. Somebody who covered their car 0:04:58.400 --> 0:05:01.119 with lights, and when they remove those light the paint 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:05.279 was just scratched. They ruined their entire paint job because 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:09.000 of those little balds across the car all the time. 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:11.680 You know what, That's what you get for being, you know, 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:13.080 too festive. 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:15.039 Right right? Exactly? 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:15.880 Yeah? 0:05:16.240 --> 0:05:18.480 Or what do you think of what do you think 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:20.520 of blinking lights? We were just talking about that. Kev's 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:21.840 got blinking lights in his house. 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:26.040 I like twinkling lights. The blinking lights kind of like 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:27.560 spas me out a little bit. 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:31.599 Yeah, I'm gonna have an epileptic seizure if I go 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:32.680 over and visit. 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:34.760 Him, you know, exactly? 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:38.240 Yeah, I don't know, you know, and maybe you know 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:41.080 it's it's very grinchy of me to not like certain 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:45.760 types of people's Christmas decorations, especially the ones that Shannon 0:05:45.800 --> 0:05:46.320 and Kevin have. 0:05:46.400 --> 0:05:48.800 It sounds like with the inflatables and the I don't 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:53.040 have my paratas. My nephews love them. 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:55.400 You only like inflatable, Shannon, because you don't want to 0:05:55.400 --> 0:05:57.440 offend your neighbor, who you probably think has got a 0:05:57.440 --> 0:05:59.239 trashy front house lawn. 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:01.200 Wait what you said your neighborhood. 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:03.839 No, I mean I know them personally. I actually really 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:04.279 they do it. 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:06.040 They have a tradition with their kids where every year 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:07.960 they vote and get a new one. 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:10.880 Yeah, but what are bad inflatables? You just don't like 0:06:10.920 --> 0:06:13.359 them at all. I just don't like the Santa Claus like. 0:06:13.400 --> 0:06:18.160 First off, you cannot do an inflatable nativity scene. That's sacrilegious. 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:19.080 I've never seen that. 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:23.200 I've seen some people with an inflatable Nativity scene. I'm like, okay, 0:06:23.360 --> 0:06:24.400 you're still repping Jesus. 0:06:24.480 --> 0:06:24.840 Jesus. 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:28.159 No, Jesus is right now questioning you and wishing that 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:29.040 you weren't Christian. 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:32.160 No, I don't like that. 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:34.920 And the inflatables I see all the time are always 0:06:34.920 --> 0:06:38.120 big fat inflatable Santa Claus is with like a reindeer, 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:41.040 and they they've been up for a few seasons and 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:42.080 the weather hasn't. 0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:42.919 Treated them right, you know. 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:46.680 Or you don't have a proper lighting in the in 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:49.400 your with spotlights on them, you know, so they you 0:06:49.520 --> 0:06:51.919 scare you. That looks like there's like somebody standing in 0:06:51.960 --> 0:06:52.599 your front lawn. 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:56.880 I saw a huge turkey inflatable with a lion's jersey 0:06:57.400 --> 0:06:59.600 and then they threw a set hat on it. 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:00.839 I thought that was cool. 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:05.919 Okay, your neighborhood, mane, my neighborhood. 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:08.000 We got an h a issue with that. What's up, Christian? 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:11.720 How you doing? Hey, how's it going, Mojo? Good buddy? 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:14.280 What's going on? So? 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:17.040 I wrapped my truck in Christmas lights and I even 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:19.200 went as far to put a Christmas tree in the back. 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:22.400 Okay, you actually have a real Christmas tree in the 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:23.160 back of your truck. 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:26.840 Yeah, it's like a six foot like Christmas tree that 0:07:26.880 --> 0:07:29.360 you would put in a living room, strapped to the 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:30.560 back in the truck bed. 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:32.200 Is that legal to have that? 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:33.960 Like, couldn't that thing fly out and hit me if 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:36.560 I'm driving behind you? 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:37.400 Yes? And no. 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:39.880 I got a bunch of wire ties on that and 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:43.600 ratchet straps. I talked with a cop about it once 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:45.600 I did it and got all the lights and stuff 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:48.360 on there, and he told me it was just based 0:07:48.360 --> 0:07:49.320 off of the cop. 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:49.800 That you get. 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:53.120 They really they can get you for it. But he 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:55.680 said he personally wouldn't have pulled me over for it. 0:07:55.960 --> 0:07:58.360 Oh, Like, if I was a cop, I would pull 0:07:58.400 --> 0:08:00.440 you over just because I'd be worried that you're gonna 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:02.440 you know, it's like kind of a person driving with 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:04.280 a mattress that's could fly out of their back. 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:08.720 Yeah, I would that would that scare me? 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:12.080 How many times have people driven their Christmas trees home 0:08:12.120 --> 0:08:16.120 from the Christmas tree lot and had lost the Christmas trees? 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:19.080 Having a Christmas tree on the top of your car 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:20.320 is very real. 0:08:20.560 --> 0:08:22.920 Christian has it all the time. He's got the tree 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:26.200 right there in the back of the bed and full 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:28.200 on decorated. What's up, Robin? 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:31.960 Hi, Hi there, how are you good? What's going on? 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:34.560 Nothing? 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:37.240 I just heard you talking about the ornaments hanging from 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:40.000 like the rear view mirror, and I have a I 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:41.840 have a penis that hangs from my mirror. 0:08:41.520 --> 0:08:45.120 A penis penis. 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:46.400 It's not a Christmas penis. 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:49.520 It's got a little sun hat on it. My cousin 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:51.080 got it for me for my fiftieth birthday. 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:53.760 Have you ever been pulled over for it? 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:54.920 I have not. 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:59.400 I have been. I uh went out with a guy 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:01.400 and he ask with him he didn't want to see 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:04.360 because of the male appended I had hanging from my mirror. 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:07.880 Have you named it? 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:08.760 It's not named? 0:09:11.040 --> 0:09:14.240 Hey, Robin, can you do us a favor? And how 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:17.280 old you have? You have kids? I do. 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:20.880 Can you videotape yourself like can you Oh you're thirty? Okay, 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:23.600 you're so older. How about this? Could you pick up 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:27.160 Shannon's daughter Lucy and son Smith and will you go 0:09:27.240 --> 0:09:29.240 to the drop off lines at their schools and just 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:34.200 see what people's reactions are to being dropped Aunt Robin 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:37.240 dropping them off with the penis hanging from the garden. 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:42.559 That would be an incredible one. What's going on? How 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:42.920 you doing? 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:48.120 Josh? We're being a scrowge, Mojo, and let people be festive. 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:49.360 He's been a scrooge all week. 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:51.240 Come on, let him finish out the week being a 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:53.600 screwbe Josh, you do. 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:54.520 The breaking and entering. 0:09:54.600 --> 0:09:57.040 It's so good. Why why end it like this. 0:09:58.720 --> 0:09:59.600 Disappointment? 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:03.080 Which one? Josh bothers you the most? 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:06.360 My coming down on people that have their cars decorated, 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:09.280 or the inflatables in their front yard, or the blinking 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:13.439 lights all of them, all right, but be honest with you, 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:15.000 is there any of them that bother you? 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:19.520 I have a yard pool of inflatables, and that's only 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:21.800 because I have a neighborhood full of little kids. 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:31.440 Okay, good guy, you're that guy. Huh. Sometimes, by the way, 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:38.760 the police are watching take care of josh. I appreciate 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:39.120 you about it.