Speaker 1: Uh, it's Mojo in the Morning show. I was noticing
Speaker 1: on my way into work this morning what I thought
Speaker 1: was and I kind of had one of those moments
Speaker 1: where I'm driving and I drive in every day and
Speaker 1: I always put my GPS ways on because I always
Speaker 1: want the police warnings because you know, I usually drive
Speaker 1: my car like I steal it, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like you, I drive down the lodge and you got
Speaker 1: to because you got to try to be able to
Speaker 1: keep up with everybody because there is no speed limit
Speaker 1: on that thing. And I'm driving and as I'm driving,
Speaker 1: I'm going, God, ways isn't showing me there's a cop
Speaker 1: up here? And I look and I'm pulling up towards
Speaker 1: a car, and I'm like kind of going on, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna slow down a little bitcause I don't want to
Speaker 1: pass a cop. And it wasn't a cop but it
Speaker 1: looked like a cop car. It was a person with
Speaker 1: their car decorated full of lights.
Speaker 2: Oh I see them.
Speaker 1: So it was like wrapped in lights like you would
Speaker 1: wrap a Christmas tree, but wrapped around what was a
Speaker 1: Chevy Equinox.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, not a cop car.
Speaker 1: It was well, it shouldn't be and I don't think it.
Speaker 1: I don't think that the lights that this person had
Speaker 1: it should be legal because it looks like because I
Speaker 1: think they were. There were reddish lights. They had red lights.
Speaker 1: And to me, when I think red lights or blue lights,
Speaker 1: I think of a firefighter, firefighter car, or a police car.
Speaker 1: But what is up with the people these days that
Speaker 1: are decorating their cars?
Speaker 2: I see more and more every year.
Speaker 4: I feel like with like the antlers enough nose or
Speaker 4: the people with the jeep that have the spare tire
Speaker 4: on the back and they make it look like a
Speaker 4: big wreath.
Speaker 5: Those are fun. I support those really. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 5: I like the little Rudolph nos. I like the antlers,
Speaker 5: I like everything the Shannon just said. Once you start
Speaker 5: getting into the lights, I think that's dangerous territory. I
Speaker 5: remember when I was younger, I thought it was illegal
Speaker 5: for like people to hang dice from their rearview because
Speaker 5: they said it was like obstruction of your vision or
Speaker 5: something like that.
Speaker 3: I don't know how to hell you get.
Speaker 2: Away with Why aren't you not supposed to do that?
Speaker 3: Exactly? For them? Did you get away with? Lights?
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like I'm being judgmental and
Speaker 1: judging them, but I feel like lights on your car
Speaker 1: to me is a little much. I don't know, it
Speaker 1: just seems like it's too festive. I'm not into it.
Speaker 1: Like you don't like it's too holidays. It's too festive.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, keep that for your home or
Speaker 1: for your you know, your office space.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I don't necessarily know if you need to be dressed.
Speaker 1: Were these lights blinking or were they just on?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: They were Thank god they weren't blinking, because I think
Speaker 1: anybody does blinking lights has a psychotic problem. Like I
Speaker 1: think there's a little psychosis issue going on there. I mean,
Speaker 1: none of you guys have blinking lights, do you well?
Speaker 1: I mean, blinking lights to me is the mistake that
Speaker 1: somebody made, right he's even in the house. I don't
Speaker 1: like you like blinking lights. I had them all yesterday.
Speaker 1: I bought I bought this large were you an eight
Speaker 1: mile strip?
Speaker 3: Clubs trunks? I bought this large like hanging light thing.
Speaker 5: They kind of look like icycle icicles, and I hung
Speaker 5: them up in my house yesterday, and they have like
Speaker 5: ten different speeds. I guess you could say so like
Speaker 5: there's a steel setting. I mean, you can flip it
Speaker 5: and it was blinking yesterday. It wasn't a bad thing.
Speaker 4: I don't like blinking, but I like I have the
Speaker 4: twinkle lights on my bushes.
Speaker 3: What a twinkle? What was the difference between twinkle and blinking?
Speaker 2: They're just they're really soft.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: They don't they don't bug me, because blinking lights do
Speaker 4: you actually bug me? But they twinkle like just a
Speaker 4: little bit.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm okay, I'm okay with that, Like the blinking
Speaker 1: like and then I hate when they're blinking in their
Speaker 1: offbeat or they're off you know, kilter, like where one
Speaker 1: lights one tree is blinking and then the next one's not.
Speaker 1: Or on a Christmas tree in your home, you got
Speaker 1: the top blinking and then it goes down to the
Speaker 1: bottom and it goes in the middle, and it's like
Speaker 1: there's no coordinate, like at least if you had it,
Speaker 1: like at least if it's to a song like say
Speaker 1: you have like a Christmas song plane and it's like
Speaker 1: those homes that sometimes do it where it's like Trans
Speaker 1: Siberian Orchestra song playing on you.
Speaker 3: Know what I mean? Do you you and your What
Speaker 3: did your blink look like?
Speaker 5: It's just like a flight blink blink blinks like ah
Speaker 5: doesn't have it doesn't ever annoy you yesterday?
Speaker 6: Have you seen the houses that have all the lights
Speaker 6: that like go to the music And yeah.
Speaker 5: That's kind of like different if I'm their neighbor, though,
Speaker 5: do y'all do y'all think that?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 5: Projected decorations are real? Like are you' all a fan
Speaker 5: of that stuff?
Speaker 3: It's really yeah, those those an inflatable decoration.
Speaker 2: I like the inflatables are fun.
Speaker 3: What do you decorations?
Speaker 1: And inflatable decorations are like the kids who are Halloween
Speaker 1: wearing inflatable cost.
Speaker 4: I like going past the house, you can tell they
Speaker 4: collect a new one every year and they just have
Speaker 4: so many. Over there's a house of my neighborhood. Every
Speaker 4: year she gets a new one, and I kind of
Speaker 4: love it to me.
Speaker 1: You know what those things look like when they're not inflated,
Speaker 1: they look like you have trash on your front lawn.
Speaker 1: They look like nobody picked up the mess from the
Speaker 1: night before. What's up, Rebecca? How you doing?
Speaker 6: Okay? So I was just thinking I saw the story
Speaker 6: a couple of years ago. Somebody who covered their car
Speaker 6: with lights, and when they remove those light the paint
Speaker 6: was just scratched. They ruined their entire paint job because
Speaker 6: of those little balds across the car all the time.
Speaker 1: You know what, That's what you get for being, you know,
Speaker 1: too festive.
Speaker 6: Right right? Exactly?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or what do you think of what do you think
Speaker 1: of blinking lights? We were just talking about that. Kev's
Speaker 1: got blinking lights in his house.
Speaker 6: I like twinkling lights. The blinking lights kind of like
Speaker 6: spas me out a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna have an epileptic seizure if I go
Speaker 1: over and visit.
Speaker 3: Him, you know, exactly?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, you know, and maybe you know
Speaker 1: it's it's very grinchy of me to not like certain
Speaker 1: types of people's Christmas decorations, especially the ones that Shannon
Speaker 1: and Kevin have.
Speaker 3: It sounds like with the inflatables and the I don't
Speaker 3: have my paratas. My nephews love them.
Speaker 1: You only like inflatable, Shannon, because you don't want to
Speaker 1: offend your neighbor, who you probably think has got a
Speaker 1: trashy front house lawn.
Speaker 3: Wait what you said your neighborhood.
Speaker 2: No, I mean I know them personally. I actually really
Speaker 2: they do it.
Speaker 4: They have a tradition with their kids where every year
Speaker 4: they vote and get a new one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what are bad inflatables? You just don't like
Speaker 1: them at all. I just don't like the Santa Claus like.
Speaker 1: First off, you cannot do an inflatable nativity scene. That's sacrilegious.
Speaker 2: I've never seen that.
Speaker 1: I've seen some people with an inflatable Nativity scene. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: you're still repping Jesus.
Speaker 3: Jesus.
Speaker 1: No, Jesus is right now questioning you and wishing that
Speaker 1: you weren't Christian.
Speaker 3: No, I don't like that.
Speaker 1: And the inflatables I see all the time are always
Speaker 1: big fat inflatable Santa Claus is with like a reindeer,
Speaker 1: and they they've been up for a few seasons and
Speaker 1: the weather hasn't.
Speaker 3: Treated them right, you know.
Speaker 1: Or you don't have a proper lighting in the in
Speaker 1: your with spotlights on them, you know, so they you
Speaker 1: scare you. That looks like there's like somebody standing in
Speaker 1: your front lawn.
Speaker 5: I saw a huge turkey inflatable with a lion's jersey
Speaker 5: and then they threw a set hat on it.
Speaker 3: I thought that was cool.
Speaker 1: Okay, your neighborhood, mane, my neighborhood.
Speaker 3: We got an h a issue with that. What's up, Christian?
Speaker 3: How you doing? Hey, how's it going, Mojo? Good buddy?
Speaker 3: What's going on? So?
Speaker 6: I wrapped my truck in Christmas lights and I even
Speaker 6: went as far to put a Christmas tree in the back.
Speaker 3: Okay, you actually have a real Christmas tree in the
Speaker 3: back of your truck.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like a six foot like Christmas tree that
Speaker 6: you would put in a living room, strapped to the
Speaker 6: back in the truck bed.
Speaker 3: Is that legal to have that?
Speaker 1: Like, couldn't that thing fly out and hit me if
Speaker 1: I'm driving behind you?
Speaker 3: Yes? And no.
Speaker 6: I got a bunch of wire ties on that and
Speaker 6: ratchet straps. I talked with a cop about it once
Speaker 6: I did it and got all the lights and stuff
Speaker 6: on there, and he told me it was just based
Speaker 6: off of the cop.
Speaker 4: That you get.
Speaker 6: They really they can get you for it. But he
Speaker 6: said he personally wouldn't have pulled me over for it.
Speaker 1: Oh, Like, if I was a cop, I would pull
Speaker 1: you over just because I'd be worried that you're gonna
Speaker 1: you know, it's like kind of a person driving with
Speaker 1: a mattress that's could fly out of their back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would that would that scare me?
Speaker 1: How many times have people driven their Christmas trees home
Speaker 1: from the Christmas tree lot and had lost the Christmas trees?
Speaker 2: Having a Christmas tree on the top of your car
Speaker 2: is very real.
Speaker 1: Christian has it all the time. He's got the tree
Speaker 1: right there in the back of the bed and full
Speaker 1: on decorated. What's up, Robin?
Speaker 3: Hi, Hi there, how are you good? What's going on?
Speaker 5: Nothing?
Speaker 6: I just heard you talking about the ornaments hanging from
Speaker 6: like the rear view mirror, and I have a I
Speaker 6: have a penis that hangs from my mirror.
Speaker 4: A penis penis.
Speaker 1: It's not a Christmas penis.
Speaker 6: It's got a little sun hat on it. My cousin
Speaker 6: got it for me for my fiftieth birthday.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been pulled over for it?
Speaker 4: I have not.
Speaker 6: I have been. I uh went out with a guy
Speaker 6: and he ask with him he didn't want to see
Speaker 6: because of the male appended I had hanging from my mirror.
Speaker 3: Have you named it?
Speaker 6: It's not named?
Speaker 3: Hey, Robin, can you do us a favor? And how
Speaker 3: old you have? You have kids? I do.
Speaker 1: Can you videotape yourself like can you Oh you're thirty? Okay,
Speaker 1: you're so older. How about this? Could you pick up
Speaker 1: Shannon's daughter Lucy and son Smith and will you go
Speaker 1: to the drop off lines at their schools and just
Speaker 1: see what people's reactions are to being dropped Aunt Robin
Speaker 1: dropping them off with the penis hanging from the garden.
Speaker 1: That would be an incredible one. What's going on? How
Speaker 1: you doing?
Speaker 3: Josh? We're being a scrowge, Mojo, and let people be festive.
Speaker 2: He's been a scrooge all week.
Speaker 4: Come on, let him finish out the week being a
Speaker 4: screwbe Josh, you do.
Speaker 6: The breaking and entering.
Speaker 3: It's so good. Why why end it like this.
Speaker 2: Disappointment?
Speaker 3: Which one? Josh bothers you the most?
Speaker 1: My coming down on people that have their cars decorated,
Speaker 1: or the inflatables in their front yard, or the blinking
Speaker 1: lights all of them, all right, but be honest with you,
Speaker 1: is there any of them that bother you?
Speaker 6: I have a yard pool of inflatables, and that's only
Speaker 6: because I have a neighborhood full of little kids.
Speaker 1: Okay, good guy, you're that guy. Huh. Sometimes, by the way,
Speaker 1: the police are watching take care of josh. I appreciate
Speaker 1: you about it.