WEBVTT - Jed Shops Differently At Different Stores 

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<v Speaker 1>hit music channel 93.3 FLZ, War of the Roses, the

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<v Speaker 1>complete version. We had a little bit of a technical

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<v Speaker 1>difficulty this morning at 7.30. The complete version will be

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<v Speaker 1>played at 9.35. And just so that people don't get

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<v Speaker 1>mad and go, what the hell? That wasn't a complete version.

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<v Speaker 1>I said it when it happened. I'll say it again.

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<v Speaker 1>Only about 20 seconds of it did not end up playing.

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<v Speaker 1>It was only about 20 seconds. But you'll hear the

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<v Speaker 1>20 seconds in the completed version at 9.35. Jed had

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of a tough morning this morning with

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<v Speaker 1>the listeners.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It was Jed versus the texters and callers.

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<v Speaker 3>At 8 a.m.

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<v Speaker 1>This morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Conversation took a turn. Yes, it did. Sharp left turn.

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<v Speaker 1>So, Jed, let's talk about this, because I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>that people can get mad at you during this.

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<v Speaker 3>Seen crazier things happen, but yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me get the text line up.

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<v Speaker 1>You say that you shop differently when you go into

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<v Speaker 1>certain places.

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<v Speaker 5>I think everybody does because when you go into Target,

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<v Speaker 5>you're like, oh, I'm just going to grab these two things.

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<v Speaker 5>For example, last night, oh, I'm just going to get soap.

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<v Speaker 5>Now I walked out with, you know, ice cream and

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<v Speaker 5>a few other things too, of course. But when I

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<v Speaker 5>go to Publix, I only shop for groceries. Like I'm

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<v Speaker 5>not going to get anything else. I have my grocery list.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm getting my stuff for the meal prep and sticking

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<v Speaker 5>to it. Same thing applies with Costco. I know that

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<v Speaker 5>I'm only going to buy certain items at Costco, water,

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<v Speaker 5>toilet paper, um, paper towels, and like maybe toiletries. Like

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<v Speaker 5>that's my Costco run or meats. Meats too is what

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<v Speaker 5>I get at Costco because they're a lot cheaper. I

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<v Speaker 5>only go in to buy certain, like my mindset is different.

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<v Speaker 5>Whereas Target, Costco, completely different mindsets. I know the exact

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<v Speaker 5>route I'm going to take when I go to Costco

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<v Speaker 5>and I want to be in and out in less

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<v Speaker 5>than 20 minutes. When I go to Publix, I'm going

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<v Speaker 5>through the list. Oh, do I need to get cumin? Oh,

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<v Speaker 5>do I need to get paprika? Oh, do I need

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<v Speaker 5>to get salt? What other items do I need? It's

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<v Speaker 5>a little bit more regimented.

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<v Speaker 4>You're lollygagging Target.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, all right, I'm going to head over to the

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<v Speaker 2>kid's house, see what they got over here, make a book.

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<v Speaker 4>I get that. Costco is amazing. Very slippery slope.

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<v Speaker 2>Very because if you don't have a list or a

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<v Speaker 2>game plan you're gonna be rolling out your groceries in one.

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<v Speaker 5>Of those pallets and it's like six hundred dollars or

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<v Speaker 5>you might get sucked into one of those deals where

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<v Speaker 5>you have the salesperson that's trying to sell you a

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<v Speaker 5>like a sleep number mattress or whatever like i do.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like yeah right i'm gonna give.

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<v Speaker 1>This a whirl hey who's this.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey is there not a trick trick yes it is

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<v Speaker 4>what's up hey i'm calling about the secret sound did

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<v Speaker 4>you hear us tell you to call in for it.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no. All right, what do you think the sound is? Well.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, what do you think the sound is?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't, um.

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<v Speaker 3>I was about to say, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's like when you write on a chalkboard. Oh, man.

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<v Speaker 1>That is correct. Bitch, you guessed it.

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<v Speaker 4>We have a.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm just kidding.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 1>That is not it. All right, goodbye. Not the time

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<v Speaker 1>to call in. You call in on the tense.

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<v Speaker 4>Mind my gears.

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<v Speaker 1>When you do that, guys. But 800-409-9393, do you shop

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<v Speaker 1>differently if you go to places? I do not. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't make lists. I like to go in. I like

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<v Speaker 1>to not.

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<v Speaker 2>Blind?

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<v Speaker 1>Ooh. I don't make a list anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I have a list for every store that I go.

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<v Speaker 1>Only time I ever have a list is if like, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Alyssa has a certain thing she needs for like dinner

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<v Speaker 1>or something like that. Right. Like it, she makes, I,

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<v Speaker 1>I clean, uh, I will go and run over and

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<v Speaker 1>grab it. That is the only time I have a

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<v Speaker 1>list though, because then I know exactly what to get.

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<v Speaker 1>If I'm going in, even if I know what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to make, like I make good crock pot stuff. Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, you just raw dog it.

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<v Speaker 1>I just kind of like, I look at what, what,

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<v Speaker 1>is online and then it's so much more fun to

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<v Speaker 1>do that Katie it's so much more it's not yes

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<v Speaker 1>it is it feels entirely different to go into a

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<v Speaker 1>grocery store.

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<v Speaker 2>Without a list it is Katie look at my list

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<v Speaker 2>look at that I have Walmart Publix and Whole Foods

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<v Speaker 2>I have it all separated.

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<v Speaker 1>I do the same thing too yes certain things from

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<v Speaker 1>certain stores.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes no and that's the other thing too by the

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<v Speaker 2>way you're a one stop shop guy if.

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<v Speaker 1>I go somewhere and they don't have it Unless it

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<v Speaker 1>is in the same exact shopping center.

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<v Speaker 3>Instacart.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even going to Instacart. You know, I've never Instacarted.

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<v Speaker 3>Good for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, good. I've never done it either.

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<v Speaker 1>I just asked SOL. They don't have it.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 1>If they don't have it, they don't have it.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a game plan. So I go to Walmart

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<v Speaker 2>because I know I'm not going to get anything cold.

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<v Speaker 2>So I can sit in the car because it's just

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<v Speaker 2>like soap or water. And then the next spot is

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<v Speaker 2>Whole Foods because I don't get anything cold. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>like granola and things like that. And then I go

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<v Speaker 2>to Publix because I'm going to get my fruit and

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<v Speaker 2>my produce, all of that.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's just like I literally have like a street

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<v Speaker 4>that I just take. And I'm like, okay, this is

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<v Speaker 4>my plan. It's a route.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, come on. You got to be a little bit

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<v Speaker 3>more responsible of a shopper, Jo.

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<v Speaker 4>Now if I go to Target.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if you go to Target, I mean, oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 1>If I go to Target, let me tell you something

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Why would I make a list? You can.

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<v Speaker 3>You can.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you can't. At Target, that's the last place you

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<v Speaker 1>want to have a list.

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<v Speaker 4>You can, but you can never stick to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Going to Target is like a haunted maze, but with fun.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to go into a maze with a map.

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<v Speaker 2>Target is like Toys R Us for us now. Because

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<v Speaker 2>you go in there and it's just like you want

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<v Speaker 2>to grab everything.

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<v Speaker 1>100%. That's what I need.

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<v Speaker 3>And the Legos. Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 2>How about you have like a guided tour through Target,

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<v Speaker 2>but if you want to do a little side quest.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't even want that.

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<v Speaker 4>Just all side quests.

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<v Speaker 3>So what happens when you go shopping with Alyssa?

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<v Speaker 1>We walk in. There are three targets that we go to.

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<v Speaker 1>One off of Delmabry, the super target. Super target in Clearwater.

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<v Speaker 1>And then there's one off 4th Street in St.

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<v Speaker 3>Pete.

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<v Speaker 1>We will walk in depending on where it is. I

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<v Speaker 1>will beeline it to the toys in the video games.

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<v Speaker 1>She will turn left. And I think all of them

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<v Speaker 1>go get the soaps and the whatever we need to

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<v Speaker 1>paper towel. She'll do all of that. She will meet

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<v Speaker 1>me in the toy section in about 20, 25 minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>I will have my toys if I decide. Not toys.

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<v Speaker 1>They're toys. They're action figures.

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<v Speaker 4>They're dolls.

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<v Speaker 1>The last thing I do is buy a doll, Katie.

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<v Speaker 3>Be real.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe a video game, maybe a video game case. Then

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get hit with a, you don't need that. Saving

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<v Speaker 1>our money, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Really don't need that. And he looks at her like,

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<v Speaker 4>we don't need produce.

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<v Speaker 1>I work hard for my money. I don't tell you

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<v Speaker 1>how to spend your money. We get in a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of an argument with that.

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<v Speaker 4>But you walk out with everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Most of the time I have to put back my

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<v Speaker 1>action figures. I then go back the next day. Your dolls.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I say, I've already had those.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know which one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a great text. 97720. Joe has ADHD. You're telling

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<v Speaker 4>him to make a list?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. You know what?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>If I try to make a list, I'll lose my

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<v Speaker 1>train of thought at like two.

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<v Speaker 2>Well.

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<v Speaker 3>Seriously.

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<v Speaker 4>Good thing you have a fiance.

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<v Speaker 1>When we went to the premarital counseling, they had us

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<v Speaker 1>reading through.

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<v Speaker 3>Packets.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm-hmm. It's the first time I read in a while.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't make it past the second sentence.

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<v Speaker 4>Your mind just travels somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just start thinking about other things. Like, oh, look

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<v Speaker 1>at that dog. I'll just be reading, but my eyes

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<v Speaker 1>are still moving. Oh, crap. Where was I at? Reading's tough.

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<v Speaker 1>Lists are tough. Also, men shouldn't make lists.

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<v Speaker 3>No, men need to make lists.

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<v Speaker 4>I think men need lists more than women do.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree with that.

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<v Speaker 4>But if we all have lists, I'll barely stick to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing manly about a list.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, no, it's gender neutral. Yes, it is. Oh, my gosh.

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<v Speaker 5>I think all of this behavior, as soon as Joe's

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<v Speaker 5>wedding hits, boom, it's going to change.

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<v Speaker 1>No list.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's going to change.

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<v Speaker 1>I will not raise my kids to make lists.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but their mother will. Nope, no list.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, she's going to send you out with a list.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm putting my foot down. We will not do that.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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