WEBVTT - Mojo Got Kicked Out  

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it is Mojo in the morning. I made

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<v Speaker 1>it through Dad's Day and no injuries. How great it day. Yay,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. I'm not going to lie to you, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>We went to Harper's and if you missed this, a

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<v Speaker 1>year ago, I fell down the stairs at Harper's. We

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<v Speaker 1>went to the back to the scene of the crime.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the first time that I've been there since a

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<v Speaker 1>year ago Dad's Day, when I fell down all those stairs.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to lie to you. Guys. Sober, completely sober,

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't had one drink the entire the entire day. Luke

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<v Speaker 1>and all of his fraternity brothers and the dads, they

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<v Speaker 1>all like, take a picture. We gotta do it. Take

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<v Speaker 1>a picture. Those stairs are so freaking steep. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>realize how bad. And then Luke pointed to the stair

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<v Speaker 1>that I missed, and that's when I slipt down. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the stairs. This is the stair and in Luke' said Dad,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to lie to you. Every time that

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<v Speaker 1>we come out of this place, there are somebody that

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<v Speaker 1>either almost slips or does slip. It's crazy. So we

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<v Speaker 1>go back and it wasn't going up the stairs that

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<v Speaker 1>I was so much worried about. It was when I

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<v Speaker 1>left and was going down the stairs. But I did, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I did all right. It was fun. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>good Dad's Day. I actually have to tell you two

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<v Speaker 1>things that happened to me on Dad's Day, and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>get into both of those. One was I packed my bags.

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<v Speaker 1>When I packed my bags I got there, everything was good.

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<v Speaker 1>I got all the snacks that I needed for the occasion.

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<v Speaker 1>I had all the booze that I needed for the occasion.

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<v Speaker 1>I had another pair of jeans just in case I

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<v Speaker 1>screwed up my jeans. Then that I was there, I

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<v Speaker 1>had another, you know, sweatshirt or sweater to wear. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I had all that. I forgot underwear. Have you guys

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<v Speaker 1>ever forgotten to pack underwear? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, And I pack an absurd amount of underwear because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm weird about changing my underwear so many times in

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<v Speaker 2>the day, so I usually packed like triple the amount

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<v Speaker 2>of underwear I but I have forgotten underwear.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the worst feeling. I could not believe it. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>what do I do. I called Chelsea and I go,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, You're not gonna believe this is Saturday morning,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have any underwear, Elsey says to me. She goes,

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<v Speaker 1>just turn him inside out, and I swear, I swear,

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<v Speaker 1>you just turn him inside out, you'll be okay. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I can't do it. I door dashed underwear

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<v Speaker 1>to the hotel. I have. So here's here's something funny

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<v Speaker 1>about the door dash of underwear to the hotel. Because

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<v Speaker 1>if you've ever DoorDash at a hotel, they'll bring it

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<v Speaker 1>to your room. But I thought that would be kind

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<v Speaker 1>of weird to have the person bring underwear to my room.

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<v Speaker 1>So I said, meet you in the lobby. It's weirder

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<v Speaker 1>meeting them in the lobby and having them hand you face.

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<v Speaker 1>So I so, I door dashed from Cole's and I

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<v Speaker 1>door dashed underwear, which, by the way, I wear only

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<v Speaker 1>one specific type of underwear. I only wear Tommy John

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<v Speaker 1>I ended up wearing I know it's Hanes or something

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<v Speaker 1>like that I was wearing. I'll be honest with you,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't as fun. But let me tell you. The

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<v Speaker 1>door So I'm staying at the hotel and I'm standing

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<v Speaker 1>there waiting in the lobby, and you're waiting for the

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<v Speaker 1>DoorDash person to come because you see that it says

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<v Speaker 1>about to pull off or whatever the deal is, which

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<v Speaker 1>is kind of crazy because we've done this before as

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<v Speaker 1>a topic, like what's the craziest thing that somebody's door dashes?

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<v Speaker 1>Anybody ever had to door dash? Anything worse than underwear? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Really at night? You are really wow. So no judgment

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<v Speaker 1>at all, right when when you're they're judging it, this

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<v Speaker 1>guy gets out of the first. Off, the guy gets

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<v Speaker 1>out of the car. He's a big fat dude. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>like he makes me look like I've been on ozebic

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<v Speaker 1>for a century. And he gets out of the car

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<v Speaker 1>and takes him a couple of spins and then he

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<v Speaker 1>reaches in. He grabs the bag with his butt hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out and his butt crack hanging out, and he comes

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<v Speaker 1>walking in and he goes Thomas, and I said yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and he goes, here's your underwear. All the people in

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<v Speaker 1>the lobby are looking around, going what's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not necessary for him to say what the purchase was.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, because the door dash people have to I think,

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<v Speaker 1>go get it, don't they don't they have to shop

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<v Speaker 1>for it?

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<v Speaker 2>Or is that just instacart that yeah, But he doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>have to make the announcement.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said to him, I go, I hope you

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<v Speaker 1>picked out something nice for me, and he goes white,

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<v Speaker 1>so so I yeah, So I got the tidy whities

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<v Speaker 1>out of the whole deal. So that was that was

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<v Speaker 1>my experience that night. And thank god I had clean

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<v Speaker 1>underwear for the whole day, because you have it's a

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<v Speaker 1>long day and you're doing a lot of walk into

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<v Speaker 1>you're walking all you're going from bar to bar to bar,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're going to the frat house and you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to the regular houses.

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<v Speaker 2>Fall if you're wearing jeans right.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Actually I was talking to your your husband Wes

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<v Speaker 1>about that and Wes is like, you should just go without, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>without any underwear. I do that time she does.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how, Like he has to chase that's crazy,

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<v Speaker 2>that doesn't seem he has to chase.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 1>And plus the other thing too, is the or the

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<v Speaker 1>the jeans that I was wearing are like I have

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<v Speaker 1>two types of jeans. These jeans right here are a little

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<v Speaker 1>thicker kind of jeans I have right now. The other

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<v Speaker 1>jeans that I was wearing are a little thinner, they're

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<v Speaker 1>softer jeans. And my fear is I slide down that stair,

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<v Speaker 1>those stairs again. I got ass a horrible a few things.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm more comfortable in a fresh pair of draws, though,

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<v Speaker 4>I will say that fresh off the bar, rip out

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<v Speaker 4>the plastic, throw them all feeling good.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, but only if they're your jeans or you're underwear.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's not myra. It wasn't my brain, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So then the second thing, let me tell you this.

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<v Speaker 1>I got kicked out of a bar. What'd you do?

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<v Speaker 1>I got kicked out of one. First off, I will

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<v Speaker 1>tell you the only other time. And I thought, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought going into this topic that I've never been kicked

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<v Speaker 1>out of a bar. I have been kicked out of

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<v Speaker 1>a bar, and I'll tell you what the first time

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<v Speaker 1>was the first time I was ever kicked out of

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<v Speaker 1>a bar. I fell asleep in the bar and they

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<v Speaker 1>told me I had to leave because I fell asleep

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<v Speaker 1>in the bar. They're like, you have to go. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the one time I was ever kicked out

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<v Speaker 1>of a bar. And it wasn't really kicked out. That was, hey, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>you know we we're going to ask you to leave

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<v Speaker 1>because they don't they don't want you sleeping in the

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<v Speaker 1>bar actually, and I was with you and I fell

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<v Speaker 1>asleep in a bar. Yeah, but we didn't kicked out.

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<v Speaker 1>We were at Gilly's when I fell asleep with you,

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<v Speaker 1>So this time I legit got kicked out of a bar.

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<v Speaker 1>We're at the Graduate Hotel and they have a rooftop bar.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you're ever in East Lansing, it's the best

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<v Speaker 1>view of East Lansing. You go up there, you can

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<v Speaker 1>overlook and see the whole campus from up top on

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<v Speaker 1>that rooftop, like the tenth floor. It's beautiful. So we

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<v Speaker 1>walk in. Me and one of Luke's roommates, lou Louis

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<v Speaker 1>Big Big Louis. His name is Louie too. They're both

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<v Speaker 1>from Buffalo. Louis from Buffalo, and he's a little guy

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<v Speaker 1>and he's got a total New York kind of accent.

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<v Speaker 1>And we just got done eating dinner. We showed up

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<v Speaker 1>and met a whole bunch of other dads. It were

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<v Speaker 1>really cool guys from Northville and stuff. And then a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of our listeners were there too. I met a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of listeners that were all hanging out celebrating a

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<v Speaker 1>birthday from the West side of the state. And so

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<v Speaker 1>walking around. Everything's good. I don't think I'm drunk, like

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<v Speaker 1>I am actually kind of buzzed, but I am not

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<v Speaker 1>like wasted, wasted, drunk famous words. I started adating a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of anxiety, and so I kind of got

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<v Speaker 1>it was really crowded in that place, like literally it

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<v Speaker 1>was butts to nuts and I didn't know what to do,

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<v Speaker 1>and I did not want to go outside. I tried

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<v Speaker 1>to go outside for a second. It was so cold outside.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I noticed right by the bathroom there was nobody

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<v Speaker 1>standing there. So I'm like, oh, I'm going to go

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<v Speaker 1>to the bathroom, but I'm gonna stand for a second

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<v Speaker 1>over in an area that there was nobody there. So

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<v Speaker 1>I stand over in this area. It's like the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the bar. As soon as you walk into the place,

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<v Speaker 1>and this big beefy you know, bouncer dude, like typical

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<v Speaker 1>something out of a movie bouncer dude. He looked like

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<v Speaker 1>a mixture of bust of Rhymes meets you know. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, he had long he had long hair and

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<v Speaker 1>stuff like that or whatever. Uh shaboozy, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't Those are two just random people. So he

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<v Speaker 1>comes up to me and you know, he was black.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we did. Yes, yeah, So he he did

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<v Speaker 1>not look he did he did not look like he

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<v Speaker 1>was happy with me. And he comes up to me

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<v Speaker 1>and he goes, you uh. He goes, you can't be

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<v Speaker 1>here like that, and I go, he's about a bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>This is on the way to the bathroom. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>can't be here. This is where the waitresses come and

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<v Speaker 1>do their order. There's no waitresses around. I had not

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<v Speaker 1>seen one come over on that side. They were all

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<v Speaker 1>on the other side doing a thing. And I go, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I'm just like, I'm just trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>a little breast. I'm like trying to make friends with him.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey man, how's going. Like I'm trying to, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it'd be fun as though. And he's like, you got

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<v Speaker 1>to get out of here right now. And I said, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm old. I got I'm little young kids here. I

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<v Speaker 1>got I got heart disease. I started like sounding like

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<v Speaker 1>sounding like that, like a little old you know, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I got heart disease, I got two fake knees,

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<v Speaker 1>I got this, I got a bad hit. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>doing this. And he goes, you're out of here and

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<v Speaker 1>he literally goes, yeah, you're out and he threw me out.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Louie's dad comes over. Louis uh seen her

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<v Speaker 1>buffalo from Buffalo and he goes, what's going on over here?

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<v Speaker 1>And he goes you with him and he goes yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, you're out too.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you say we're staying at the hotel?

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<v Speaker 1>I did? I said to him, go, I'm calling the

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<v Speaker 1>general manager. He goes, good, call the general managers room.

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<v Speaker 1>Just then I get it. Just then he was no more.

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<v Speaker 1>He was more busted than he was shiboozy. He was

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<v Speaker 1>a bigger dude, and he just then I get the text,

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<v Speaker 1>how is your stay? I'm like, I'm gonna write something

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<v Speaker 1>down on here. So so I think I wrote something

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<v Speaker 1>on the thing. I said something like, they're mean to

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<v Speaker 1>me up top. I need to call them an attorney

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<v Speaker 1>to find out about the Disabilities Act for all people. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but I got kicked out of the bar. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>guys ever been kicked out? I've never been kicked out?

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<v Speaker 1>You have you have?

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<v Speaker 5>When?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>So this was I was on vacation. I was in

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<v Speaker 2>Key West, Florida. I was with a guy I was

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<v Speaker 2>dating at the time. We I had been very overserved

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<v Speaker 2>and we were dancing on the dance floor and I

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<v Speaker 2>was wearing these like bright orange platforms heels. I'll never

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<v Speaker 2>forget this. And he was picking me up and like

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<v Speaker 2>twirling me around the dance floor. Well, my feet only

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<v Speaker 2>knowns to me because I was so drunk. We're hitting

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<v Speaker 2>other people.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if they asked us to stop or not.

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<v Speaker 2>And we kept doing it. We were if you've ever

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<v Speaker 2>been to Key West, you know the world famous Slappy

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<v Speaker 2>Joe's Bar, That's where we were.

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<v Speaker 1>And they kicked us out. Oh my god. Yeah, kicking

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<v Speaker 1>people she was. She was stabbing them with their heels.

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<v Speaker 1>Eight four four Mojo Live. Eight four four six sixty

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<v Speaker 1>five sixty five four eight is our telephone number. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to know where'd you get kicked out of? Hold on?

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<v Speaker 1>CHRISA wants to talk about the undies. What's going on, Chrissa.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I have a question for keV.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you never.

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<v Speaker 3>Wash new underwear when you get them?

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<v Speaker 1>Because he said don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't either, keV. I know you're supposed to.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yes, you are supposed to. That's so like I

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<v Speaker 1>understand Mojo not being able to, but when you get

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<v Speaker 1>new clothes, any kind of new clothes, you should be

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<v Speaker 1>washed members because they put chemicals and clothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Give me all the chemicals. That's crisp ceiling of putting

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<v Speaker 2>on something.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I get what you're talking about, Chris. I will

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<v Speaker 1>tell you this, as far as underwear is concerned. If

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<v Speaker 1>the underwear brand that I like comes in just a

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<v Speaker 1>box that's not a sealed box, and sometimes it's even

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<v Speaker 1>hung up on a on a hanger, I have to

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<v Speaker 1>wash them ahead of time because I know that there

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<v Speaker 1>are probably people even going to the dressing room and

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<v Speaker 1>they shouldn't be doing this. Trying to know you're not

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<v Speaker 1>tron Kevin, I want to. I want you to imagine something,

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<v Speaker 1>and CHRISA will tell us this. Little hands from Indonesia

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<v Speaker 1>are making those underwear. These little children are making your

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<v Speaker 1>underwear and they're touching the underwear that you're putting your

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<v Speaker 1>privates into. Kevin feels good.

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<v Speaker 4>People Are people actually going to targeting Toronto underwear?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a thing? I hope some people don't sing, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>I think people do. You gotta ask. I have a

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<v Speaker 1>friend of mine that used to work at Norse Strums

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<v Speaker 1>and she said that they had a dude that used

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<v Speaker 1>to try swimsuits on all the time. Again nuts hanging out? Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>where did you get kicked out of?

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<v Speaker 6>A day?

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<v Speaker 1>Out of a hotel in Lansing? Oh you're Kitty City.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a second. Which hotel in Lansing?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't remember what the hotel name was. It was

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<v Speaker 6>right off in ninety six?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what'd you do?

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<v Speaker 6>I had a restaurant attached to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you get Why did you get kicked out?

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<v Speaker 6>Well? I was roughing at the time, and and we're

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<v Speaker 6>working late at night, and so we got back to

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<v Speaker 6>the hotel. We were climbing through the window. Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 6>pool was right there outside of the window. So we

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<v Speaker 6>climbed through the window and went swimming after after we

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<v Speaker 6>got back to the hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're out, You're out of here. What's going on, Alex?

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm good?

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<v Speaker 6>Good?

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<v Speaker 1>Where did you get kicked out of? Come on, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you do?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I was just trying to have them I'll take a picture,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I would put him arm around him to

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<v Speaker 1>take a picture.

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<v Speaker 4>And he thought he said I pushed him and I

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<v Speaker 4>got kicked out, And I didn't really push him.

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<v Speaker 3>I ended up pushing him.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you hear the this is chucky. I was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get the mouse to take this. Yeah, that's funny, Alex.

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<v Speaker 1>Why were you there, Alex? Were you with the family.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it a birthday party?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, birthday party for the kids.

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<v Speaker 5>And I was just trying to have him come over

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<v Speaker 5>and just take a picture.

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<v Speaker 3>And then he kept he pushed me down. I was

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<v Speaker 3>just trying to put my arm around, said hey, take

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<v Speaker 3>a picture.

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<v Speaker 1>And I got kicked out.

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<v Speaker 3>And he's the one that pushed me.

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<v Speaker 1>You got chuggy being in your ass. Watch at jogging.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, Sky you got kicked out of a

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<v Speaker 1>roller ring.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I did.

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<v Speaker 3>First off, Hello everybody. I can't believe I got through

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<v Speaker 3>first time Monthay, I know, so not quite as a bar.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I said, we were young teenagers. So my brother

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<v Speaker 3>and I we got well technically just me, but we

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<v Speaker 3>got kicked out of the Countwood fun stuff spring he rapids. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but there was just these kids that were kind of

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<v Speaker 3>just roller skating around, kind of being jerks to everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>And so my brother went to the manager to say, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, these kids aren't being very friendly to anyone else.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, there's no parents there or anything that's where

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<v Speaker 3>all the kids go, and she just starts being super

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<v Speaker 3>rude to my brother, and so I go out there.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, hey, listen, lady. I was like, these

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<v Speaker 3>kids are being total jerks, you know, and she was

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<v Speaker 3>just basically like, I'm busy, it's not my problem. And me,

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<v Speaker 3>being probably about fifteen at the time, I cussed her

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<v Speaker 3>out and she was like, you guys need to go.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't come back. Oh trust me, we won't.

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<v Speaker 1>Be Wow you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I got I like to listen, lady, listen.

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<v Speaker 1>Lady, listen, list exactly. Hey, what's what's up? Sarah? Sarah?

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<v Speaker 1>Where did you get kicked out of?

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<v Speaker 5>I got kicked out of a Walmart?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>My god, they don't kick anybody out of Walmart? What happened?

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<v Speaker 5>So it was two thousand and twelve. I was hanging

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<v Speaker 5>out with some of my friends and my daughter and

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<v Speaker 5>it was during Halloweens, but smer items on clearance, and

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<v Speaker 5>so me and my friends had tried on a whole

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<v Speaker 5>bit of like these dark robes and then grab pool

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<v Speaker 5>noodles or reenacting scenes from Star Wars I Am Again,

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<v Speaker 5>and it turned into like the starting person battle of

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<v Speaker 5>random strangers just waving around pool noodles.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all fun.

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<v Speaker 5>But it was great. It was fun. It was fun.

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<v Speaker 5>I recommend it high. It's not in the Walmart.

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<v Speaker 1>And girls, where where was this? What Walmart was us?

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<v Speaker 5>This is a Walmart in Lavonia off of Plymouth and Middleboat.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, you go back. Let me know, let's

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<v Speaker 1>recreate it with the pool nude. That's how low key

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<v Speaker 1>it just.

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<v Speaker 4>I did get kicked out of somewhere though where I

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<v Speaker 4>got kicked out of a fair Lane mall when I

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<v Speaker 4>was younger for what but just being a teenager in

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<v Speaker 4>the mall.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess during school hours. Police used to really be

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<v Speaker 1>on that.

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<v Speaker 4>Me and a group of friends we went to the mall,

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<v Speaker 4>I was walking around, got kicked out, snuck back in,

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<v Speaker 4>and then I.

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<v Speaker 6>Think I.

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<v Speaker 7>Picked out of Harper's back in the day, also lancing.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you do? This was actually my bad though.

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<v Speaker 7>I was in the back where they have all the

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<v Speaker 7>food and stuff, and they had a big bucket of

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<v Speaker 7>tortilla chips, so I was a little drunk. I was

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<v Speaker 7>in the back, Rumma Jane grab a whole bunch of

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<v Speaker 7>tortilla chips. The water saw me and he was like,

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<v Speaker 7>you gotta leave right now. Grab me by the arm,

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<v Speaker 7>and I'm like, man, don't touch me like that, Like

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<v Speaker 7>I can walk out myself. He's like, no, I'm scared

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<v Speaker 7>you're gonna run away from me. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 7>you know what, that's a great idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like three two, got see this happening? Absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>goody you got out of there? And how many chips

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<v Speaker 1>did you end?

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<v Speaker 7>I had.

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<v Speaker 1>Amber? You and your friends got kicked out of where?

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<v Speaker 1>Out of the flight club? A strip club? Yes, the

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<v Speaker 1>flight club? What'd you get kicked out for? Because and

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<v Speaker 1>on the stage and started dancing. You went on the

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<v Speaker 1>stage and started dancing. Why did you guys do that?

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<v Speaker 1>It was boring in there? It was the tips from

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<v Speaker 1>the other dances. So you guys went up on stage

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<v Speaker 1>and started putting on a show, and did the like

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<v Speaker 1>customers start enjoying it? Like were they having fun? Or

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<v Speaker 1>did they look like our boy?

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<v Speaker 7>As soon as she got on the stage and started dancing, sec.

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<v Speaker 1>Up and threw out, oh my god, happened a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy. Your waits at the stage. I can't believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>All these people, by the way, I get kicked out

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<v Speaker 1>for sleeping and for standing. That's what I get kicked

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<v Speaker 1>out of. These guys get kicked out for growing up

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<v Speaker 1>on stage at a strip club and stealing tortillas.