Speaker 1: All right, it is Mojo in the morning. I made
Speaker 1: it through Dad's Day and no injuries. How great it day. Yay,
Speaker 1: thank you. I'm not going to lie to you, guys.
Speaker 1: We went to Harper's and if you missed this, a
Speaker 1: year ago, I fell down the stairs at Harper's. We
Speaker 1: went to the back to the scene of the crime.
Speaker 1: It's the first time that I've been there since a
Speaker 1: year ago Dad's Day, when I fell down all those stairs.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to lie to you. Guys. Sober, completely sober,
Speaker 1: hadn't had one drink the entire the entire day. Luke
Speaker 1: and all of his fraternity brothers and the dads, they
Speaker 1: all like, take a picture. We gotta do it. Take
Speaker 1: a picture. Those stairs are so freaking steep. I didn't
Speaker 1: realize how bad. And then Luke pointed to the stair
Speaker 1: that I missed, and that's when I slipt down. It's
Speaker 1: the stairs. This is the stair and in Luke' said Dad,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to lie to you. Every time that
Speaker 1: we come out of this place, there are somebody that
Speaker 1: either almost slips or does slip. It's crazy. So we
Speaker 1: go back and it wasn't going up the stairs that
Speaker 1: I was so much worried about. It was when I
Speaker 1: left and was going down the stairs. But I did, okay,
Speaker 1: I did all right. It was fun. It was a
Speaker 1: good Dad's Day. I actually have to tell you two
Speaker 1: things that happened to me on Dad's Day, and I'll
Speaker 1: get into both of those. One was I packed my bags.
Speaker 1: When I packed my bags I got there, everything was good.
Speaker 1: I got all the snacks that I needed for the occasion.
Speaker 1: I had all the booze that I needed for the occasion.
Speaker 1: I had another pair of jeans just in case I
Speaker 1: screwed up my jeans. Then that I was there, I
Speaker 1: had another, you know, sweatshirt or sweater to wear. Like
Speaker 1: I had all that. I forgot underwear. Have you guys
Speaker 1: ever forgotten to pack underwear? No?
Speaker 2: Yes, And I pack an absurd amount of underwear because
Speaker 2: I'm weird about changing my underwear so many times in
Speaker 2: the day, so I usually packed like triple the amount
Speaker 2: of underwear I but I have forgotten underwear.
Speaker 1: It's the worst feeling. I could not believe it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what do I do. I called Chelsea and I go,
Speaker 1: oh my god, You're not gonna believe this is Saturday morning,
Speaker 1: I don't have any underwear, Elsey says to me. She goes,
Speaker 1: just turn him inside out, and I swear, I swear,
Speaker 1: you just turn him inside out, you'll be okay. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't do it. I door dashed underwear
Speaker 1: to the hotel. I have. So here's here's something funny
Speaker 1: about the door dash of underwear to the hotel. Because
Speaker 1: if you've ever DoorDash at a hotel, they'll bring it
Speaker 1: to your room. But I thought that would be kind
Speaker 1: of weird to have the person bring underwear to my room.
Speaker 1: So I said, meet you in the lobby. It's weirder
Speaker 1: meeting them in the lobby and having them hand you face.
Speaker 1: So I so, I door dashed from Cole's and I
Speaker 1: door dashed underwear, which, by the way, I wear only
Speaker 1: one specific type of underwear. I only wear Tommy John
Speaker 1: I ended up wearing I know it's Hanes or something
Speaker 1: like that I was wearing. I'll be honest with you,
Speaker 1: it wasn't as fun. But let me tell you. The
Speaker 1: door So I'm staying at the hotel and I'm standing
Speaker 1: there waiting in the lobby, and you're waiting for the
Speaker 1: DoorDash person to come because you see that it says
Speaker 1: about to pull off or whatever the deal is, which
Speaker 1: is kind of crazy because we've done this before as
Speaker 1: a topic, like what's the craziest thing that somebody's door dashes?
Speaker 1: Anybody ever had to door dash? Anything worse than underwear? Oh?
Speaker 1: Really at night? You are really wow. So no judgment
Speaker 1: at all, right when when you're they're judging it, this
Speaker 1: guy gets out of the first. Off, the guy gets
Speaker 1: out of the car. He's a big fat dude. Okay,
Speaker 1: like he makes me look like I've been on ozebic
Speaker 1: for a century. And he gets out of the car
Speaker 1: and takes him a couple of spins and then he
Speaker 1: reaches in. He grabs the bag with his butt hanging
Speaker 1: out and his butt crack hanging out, and he comes
Speaker 1: walking in and he goes Thomas, and I said yeah,
Speaker 1: and he goes, here's your underwear. All the people in
Speaker 1: the lobby are looking around, going what's going on.
Speaker 2: He's not necessary for him to say what the purchase was.
Speaker 1: Well, because the door dash people have to I think,
Speaker 1: go get it, don't they don't they have to shop
Speaker 1: for it?
Speaker 2: Or is that just instacart that yeah, But he doesn't
Speaker 2: have to make the announcement.
Speaker 1: And I said to him, I go, I hope you
Speaker 1: picked out something nice for me, and he goes white,
Speaker 1: so so I yeah, So I got the tidy whities
Speaker 1: out of the whole deal. So that was that was
Speaker 1: my experience that night. And thank god I had clean
Speaker 1: underwear for the whole day, because you have it's a
Speaker 1: long day and you're doing a lot of walk into
Speaker 1: you're walking all you're going from bar to bar to bar,
Speaker 1: and you're going to the frat house and you're going
Speaker 1: to the regular houses.
Speaker 2: Fall if you're wearing jeans right.
Speaker 1: No, Actually I was talking to your your husband Wes
Speaker 1: about that and Wes is like, you should just go without, uh,
Speaker 1: without any underwear. I do that time she does.
Speaker 2: I don't know how, Like he has to chase that's crazy,
Speaker 2: that doesn't seem he has to chase.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: And plus the other thing too, is the or the
Speaker 1: the jeans that I was wearing are like I have
Speaker 1: two types of jeans. These jeans right here are a little
Speaker 1: thicker kind of jeans I have right now. The other
Speaker 1: jeans that I was wearing are a little thinner, they're
Speaker 1: softer jeans. And my fear is I slide down that stair,
Speaker 1: those stairs again. I got ass a horrible a few things.
Speaker 4: I'm more comfortable in a fresh pair of draws, though,
Speaker 4: I will say that fresh off the bar, rip out
Speaker 4: the plastic, throw them all feeling good.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but only if they're your jeans or you're underwear.
Speaker 1: You know, it's not myra. It wasn't my brain, all right.
Speaker 1: So then the second thing, let me tell you this.
Speaker 1: I got kicked out of a bar. What'd you do?
Speaker 1: I got kicked out of one. First off, I will
Speaker 1: tell you the only other time. And I thought, I
Speaker 1: thought going into this topic that I've never been kicked
Speaker 1: out of a bar. I have been kicked out of
Speaker 1: a bar, and I'll tell you what the first time
Speaker 1: was the first time I was ever kicked out of
Speaker 1: a bar. I fell asleep in the bar and they
Speaker 1: told me I had to leave because I fell asleep
Speaker 1: in the bar. They're like, you have to go. Okay.
Speaker 1: That was the one time I was ever kicked out
Speaker 1: of a bar. And it wasn't really kicked out. That was, hey, sir,
Speaker 1: you know we we're going to ask you to leave
Speaker 1: because they don't they don't want you sleeping in the
Speaker 1: bar actually, and I was with you and I fell
Speaker 1: asleep in a bar. Yeah, but we didn't kicked out.
Speaker 1: We were at Gilly's when I fell asleep with you,
Speaker 1: So this time I legit got kicked out of a bar.
Speaker 1: We're at the Graduate Hotel and they have a rooftop bar.
Speaker 1: And if you're ever in East Lansing, it's the best
Speaker 1: view of East Lansing. You go up there, you can
Speaker 1: overlook and see the whole campus from up top on
Speaker 1: that rooftop, like the tenth floor. It's beautiful. So we
Speaker 1: walk in. Me and one of Luke's roommates, lou Louis
Speaker 1: Big Big Louis. His name is Louie too. They're both
Speaker 1: from Buffalo. Louis from Buffalo, and he's a little guy
Speaker 1: and he's got a total New York kind of accent.
Speaker 1: And we just got done eating dinner. We showed up
Speaker 1: and met a whole bunch of other dads. It were
Speaker 1: really cool guys from Northville and stuff. And then a
Speaker 1: bunch of our listeners were there too. I met a
Speaker 1: bunch of listeners that were all hanging out celebrating a
Speaker 1: birthday from the West side of the state. And so
Speaker 1: walking around. Everything's good. I don't think I'm drunk, like
Speaker 1: I am actually kind of buzzed, but I am not
Speaker 1: like wasted, wasted, drunk famous words. I started adating a
Speaker 1: little bit of anxiety, and so I kind of got
Speaker 1: it was really crowded in that place, like literally it
Speaker 1: was butts to nuts and I didn't know what to do,
Speaker 1: and I did not want to go outside. I tried
Speaker 1: to go outside for a second. It was so cold outside.
Speaker 1: Then I noticed right by the bathroom there was nobody
Speaker 1: standing there. So I'm like, oh, I'm going to go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom, but I'm gonna stand for a second
Speaker 1: over in an area that there was nobody there. So
Speaker 1: I stand over in this area. It's like the end
Speaker 1: of the bar. As soon as you walk into the place,
Speaker 1: and this big beefy you know, bouncer dude, like typical
Speaker 1: something out of a movie bouncer dude. He looked like
Speaker 1: a mixture of bust of Rhymes meets you know. I
Speaker 1: don't know, he had long he had long hair and
Speaker 1: stuff like that or whatever. Uh shaboozy, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't Those are two just random people. So he
Speaker 1: comes up to me and you know, he was black.
Speaker 1: That's what we did. Yes, yeah, So he he did
Speaker 1: not look he did he did not look like he
Speaker 1: was happy with me. And he comes up to me
Speaker 1: and he goes, you uh. He goes, you can't be
Speaker 1: here like that, and I go, he's about a bathroom.
Speaker 1: This is on the way to the bathroom. Okay, you
Speaker 1: can't be here. This is where the waitresses come and
Speaker 1: do their order. There's no waitresses around. I had not
Speaker 1: seen one come over on that side. They were all
Speaker 1: on the other side doing a thing. And I go, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm just like, I'm just trying to get
Speaker 1: a little breast. I'm like trying to make friends with him.
Speaker 1: Hey man, how's going. Like I'm trying to, like, you know,
Speaker 1: it'd be fun as though. And he's like, you got
Speaker 1: to get out of here right now. And I said, man,
Speaker 1: I'm old. I got I'm little young kids here. I
Speaker 1: got I got heart disease. I started like sounding like
Speaker 1: sounding like that, like a little old you know, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I got heart disease, I got two fake knees,
Speaker 1: I got this, I got a bad hit. I'm not
Speaker 1: doing this. And he goes, you're out of here and
Speaker 1: he literally goes, yeah, you're out and he threw me out.
Speaker 1: And then Louie's dad comes over. Louis uh seen her
Speaker 1: buffalo from Buffalo and he goes, what's going on over here?
Speaker 1: And he goes you with him and he goes yeah.
Speaker 1: He goes, you're out too.
Speaker 2: Did you say we're staying at the hotel?
Speaker 1: I did? I said to him, go, I'm calling the
Speaker 1: general manager. He goes, good, call the general managers room.
Speaker 1: Just then I get it. Just then he was no more.
Speaker 1: He was more busted than he was shiboozy. He was
Speaker 1: a bigger dude, and he just then I get the text,
Speaker 1: how is your stay? I'm like, I'm gonna write something
Speaker 1: down on here. So so I think I wrote something
Speaker 1: on the thing. I said something like, they're mean to
Speaker 1: me up top. I need to call them an attorney
Speaker 1: to find out about the Disabilities Act for all people. Yes,
Speaker 1: but I got kicked out of the bar. Have you
Speaker 1: guys ever been kicked out? I've never been kicked out?
Speaker 1: You have you have?
Speaker 5: When?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: So this was I was on vacation. I was in
Speaker 2: Key West, Florida. I was with a guy I was
Speaker 2: dating at the time. We I had been very overserved
Speaker 2: and we were dancing on the dance floor and I
Speaker 2: was wearing these like bright orange platforms heels. I'll never
Speaker 2: forget this. And he was picking me up and like
Speaker 2: twirling me around the dance floor. Well, my feet only
Speaker 2: knowns to me because I was so drunk. We're hitting
Speaker 2: other people.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they asked us to stop or not.
Speaker 2: And we kept doing it. We were if you've ever
Speaker 2: been to Key West, you know the world famous Slappy
Speaker 2: Joe's Bar, That's where we were.
Speaker 1: And they kicked us out. Oh my god. Yeah, kicking
Speaker 1: people she was. She was stabbing them with their heels.
Speaker 1: Eight four four Mojo Live. Eight four four six sixty
Speaker 1: five sixty five four eight is our telephone number. I
Speaker 1: want to know where'd you get kicked out of? Hold on?
Speaker 1: CHRISA wants to talk about the undies. What's going on, Chrissa.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a question for keV.
Speaker 1: Do you never.
Speaker 3: Wash new underwear when you get them?
Speaker 1: Because he said don't.
Speaker 2: I don't either, keV. I know you're supposed to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, you are supposed to. That's so like I
Speaker 1: understand Mojo not being able to, but when you get
Speaker 1: new clothes, any kind of new clothes, you should be
Speaker 1: washed members because they put chemicals and clothing.
Speaker 2: Give me all the chemicals. That's crisp ceiling of putting
Speaker 2: on something.
Speaker 1: Now I get what you're talking about, Chris. I will
Speaker 1: tell you this, as far as underwear is concerned. If
Speaker 1: the underwear brand that I like comes in just a
Speaker 1: box that's not a sealed box, and sometimes it's even
Speaker 1: hung up on a on a hanger, I have to
Speaker 1: wash them ahead of time because I know that there
Speaker 1: are probably people even going to the dressing room and
Speaker 1: they shouldn't be doing this. Trying to know you're not
Speaker 1: tron Kevin, I want to. I want you to imagine something,
Speaker 1: and CHRISA will tell us this. Little hands from Indonesia
Speaker 1: are making those underwear. These little children are making your
Speaker 1: underwear and they're touching the underwear that you're putting your
Speaker 1: privates into. Kevin feels good.
Speaker 4: People Are people actually going to targeting Toronto underwear?
Speaker 1: Is that a thing? I hope some people don't sing, bro,
Speaker 1: I think people do. You gotta ask. I have a
Speaker 1: friend of mine that used to work at Norse Strums
Speaker 1: and she said that they had a dude that used
Speaker 1: to try swimsuits on all the time. Again nuts hanging out? Hey,
Speaker 1: where did you get kicked out of?
Speaker 6: A day?
Speaker 1: Out of a hotel in Lansing? Oh you're Kitty City.
Speaker 1: Wait a second. Which hotel in Lansing?
Speaker 6: I don't remember what the hotel name was. It was
Speaker 6: right off in ninety six?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what'd you do?
Speaker 6: I had a restaurant attached to it.
Speaker 1: Why did you get Why did you get kicked out?
Speaker 6: Well? I was roughing at the time, and and we're
Speaker 6: working late at night, and so we got back to
Speaker 6: the hotel. We were climbing through the window. Yeah, the
Speaker 6: pool was right there outside of the window. So we
Speaker 6: climbed through the window and went swimming after after we
Speaker 6: got back to the hotel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're out, You're out of here. What's going on, Alex?
Speaker 1: How you doing?
Speaker 5: I'm good?
Speaker 6: Good?
Speaker 1: Where did you get kicked out of? Come on, bro,
Speaker 1: what do you do?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: I was just trying to have them I'll take a picture,
Speaker 1: and then I would put him arm around him to
Speaker 1: take a picture.
Speaker 4: And he thought he said I pushed him and I
Speaker 4: got kicked out, And I didn't really push him.
Speaker 3: I ended up pushing him.
Speaker 1: Did you hear the this is chucky. I was trying
Speaker 1: to get the mouse to take this. Yeah, that's funny, Alex.
Speaker 1: Why were you there, Alex? Were you with the family.
Speaker 1: Was it a birthday party?
Speaker 3: Yeah, birthday party for the kids.
Speaker 5: And I was just trying to have him come over
Speaker 5: and just take a picture.
Speaker 3: And then he kept he pushed me down. I was
Speaker 3: just trying to put my arm around, said hey, take
Speaker 3: a picture.
Speaker 1: And I got kicked out.
Speaker 3: And he's the one that pushed me.
Speaker 1: You got chuggy being in your ass. Watch at jogging.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Sky you got kicked out of a
Speaker 1: roller ring.
Speaker 2: Yes, I did.
Speaker 3: First off, Hello everybody. I can't believe I got through
Speaker 3: first time Monthay, I know, so not quite as a bar.
Speaker 3: Like I said, we were young teenagers. So my brother
Speaker 3: and I we got well technically just me, but we
Speaker 3: got kicked out of the Countwood fun stuff spring he rapids. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: but there was just these kids that were kind of
Speaker 3: just roller skating around, kind of being jerks to everybody.
Speaker 3: And so my brother went to the manager to say, hey,
Speaker 3: you know, these kids aren't being very friendly to anyone else.
Speaker 3: You know, there's no parents there or anything that's where
Speaker 3: all the kids go, and she just starts being super
Speaker 3: rude to my brother, and so I go out there.
Speaker 3: I was like, hey, listen, lady. I was like, these
Speaker 3: kids are being total jerks, you know, and she was
Speaker 3: just basically like, I'm busy, it's not my problem. And me,
Speaker 3: being probably about fifteen at the time, I cussed her
Speaker 3: out and she was like, you guys need to go.
Speaker 3: Don't come back. Oh trust me, we won't.
Speaker 1: Be Wow you guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got I like to listen, lady, listen.
Speaker 1: Lady, listen, list exactly. Hey, what's what's up? Sarah? Sarah?
Speaker 1: Where did you get kicked out of?
Speaker 5: I got kicked out of a Walmart?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: My god, they don't kick anybody out of Walmart? What happened?
Speaker 5: So it was two thousand and twelve. I was hanging
Speaker 5: out with some of my friends and my daughter and
Speaker 5: it was during Halloweens, but smer items on clearance, and
Speaker 5: so me and my friends had tried on a whole
Speaker 5: bit of like these dark robes and then grab pool
Speaker 5: noodles or reenacting scenes from Star Wars I Am Again,
Speaker 5: and it turned into like the starting person battle of
Speaker 5: random strangers just waving around pool noodles.
Speaker 1: That's all fun.
Speaker 5: But it was great. It was fun. It was fun.
Speaker 5: I recommend it high. It's not in the Walmart.
Speaker 1: And girls, where where was this? What Walmart was us?
Speaker 5: This is a Walmart in Lavonia off of Plymouth and Middleboat.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you go back. Let me know, let's
Speaker 1: recreate it with the pool nude. That's how low key
Speaker 1: it just.
Speaker 4: I did get kicked out of somewhere though where I
Speaker 4: got kicked out of a fair Lane mall when I
Speaker 4: was younger for what but just being a teenager in
Speaker 4: the mall.
Speaker 1: I guess during school hours. Police used to really be
Speaker 1: on that.
Speaker 4: Me and a group of friends we went to the mall,
Speaker 4: I was walking around, got kicked out, snuck back in,
Speaker 4: and then I.
Speaker 6: Think I.
Speaker 7: Picked out of Harper's back in the day, also lancing.
Speaker 1: What did you do? This was actually my bad though.
Speaker 7: I was in the back where they have all the
Speaker 7: food and stuff, and they had a big bucket of
Speaker 7: tortilla chips, so I was a little drunk. I was
Speaker 7: in the back, Rumma Jane grab a whole bunch of
Speaker 7: tortilla chips. The water saw me and he was like,
Speaker 7: you gotta leave right now. Grab me by the arm,
Speaker 7: and I'm like, man, don't touch me like that, Like
Speaker 7: I can walk out myself. He's like, no, I'm scared
Speaker 7: you're gonna run away from me. And I was like,
Speaker 7: you know what, that's a great idea.
Speaker 1: I was like three two, got see this happening? Absolutely
Speaker 1: goody you got out of there? And how many chips
Speaker 1: did you end?
Speaker 7: I had.
Speaker 1: Amber? You and your friends got kicked out of where?
Speaker 1: Out of the flight club? A strip club? Yes, the
Speaker 1: flight club? What'd you get kicked out for? Because and
Speaker 1: on the stage and started dancing. You went on the
Speaker 1: stage and started dancing. Why did you guys do that?
Speaker 1: It was boring in there? It was the tips from
Speaker 1: the other dances. So you guys went up on stage
Speaker 1: and started putting on a show, and did the like
Speaker 1: customers start enjoying it? Like were they having fun? Or
Speaker 1: did they look like our boy?
Speaker 7: As soon as she got on the stage and started dancing, sec.
Speaker 1: Up and threw out, oh my god, happened a lot.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Your waits at the stage. I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: All these people, by the way, I get kicked out
Speaker 1: for sleeping and for standing. That's what I get kicked
Speaker 1: out of. These guys get kicked out for growing up
Speaker 1: on stage at a strip club and stealing tortillas.