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Speaker 1: the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. It's

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Speaker 1: nine o'clock, so it's talkback time. And we got that

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Speaker 1: from the Kayak commercial that tip tap time sounds like this.

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Speaker 2: Tip tap time talkback time.

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Speaker 1: I like the other things that they say in their

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Speaker 1: tip tip tap one's tip tap time, legal chat nugat,

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Speaker 1: check in all right, let's check in with it is

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Speaker 1: tip tap time, tuk back time, all right? The talkbacks.

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Speaker 1: You go to the little button, you go to our app.

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Speaker 1: It's a great app. There's over two hundred and fifty

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Speaker 1: thousand podcasts on that app and you can check ours

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Speaker 1: out Conway Show. You click on the Conway Show and

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Speaker 1: then the red button with a white microphone on the top.

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Speaker 1: It couldn't be simpler, and then we record about twenty

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Speaker 1: five seconds of whatever you're thinking about, whatever's going on

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Speaker 1: in your world, and then we play it on the air.

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Speaker 1: And it's fun to listen to your voice on the air.

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Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I was fascinated by that.

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Speaker 1: When I was nine years old, my mom and dad

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Speaker 1: asked me what I wanted for my birthday, and I said,

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Speaker 1: I'd love to get a CB. And my mom was like,

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Speaker 1: what what do you like a sixty five year old

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Speaker 1: truck driver? What's going on with you? And I said,

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Speaker 1: I just I like talking to people on the CB.

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Speaker 1: So I got a CB. Wasn't a powerful one, and

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Speaker 1: I remember putting the antenna on the roof above my

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Speaker 1: I could literally pick up truck drivers who were on

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Speaker 1: the one oh one from about Agura Hills all the

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Speaker 1: way to a almost like East Glendale or Pasadena from

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Speaker 1: my CB. So I'm nine years old, ten years old,

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Speaker 1: and I'm talking to truck drivers from about thousand Oaks

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Speaker 1: all the way to Pasadena. And I asked my dad

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Speaker 1: about ten years ago. I said, do you remember what

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Speaker 1: I got for my tenth birthday? And he said, I

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Speaker 1: got six kids. I remember what you got. I said

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Speaker 1: to CB goes, oh, yeah, I don remember that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: sure I remember that, And I said, do you remember

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Speaker 1: what I did with it? I used to talk to

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Speaker 1: truck drivers. I was only ten. I used talked to

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Speaker 1: I said, did you find that odd? And he said,

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Speaker 1: until you just said that. I never even thought about it.

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Speaker 1: I was ten years old talking to truck drivers every

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Speaker 1: night until I was like thirteen. I'd get in my room,

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Speaker 1: get on that CB, put some of my headphones on,

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Speaker 1: and just talked to truck drivers all night. And he

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Speaker 1: never thought that was odd. And you know what, every

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Speaker 1: one of those truck drivers behaved. There's never anybody that

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Speaker 1: wanted to contact me or say what I was, what

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Speaker 1: was I wearing? Then ever asked what I was wearing

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Speaker 1: or where I went to school, or you know what

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Speaker 1: I like wearing? Yeah, would I like to ride in

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Speaker 1: their truck? I never got any of that. Everybody behaved,

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Speaker 1: did they did? They help you with the cebe lingo?

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Speaker 1: They did? They did. But you know what really sucks

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Speaker 1: is I have no idea what my handle was, and

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Speaker 1: I and I and I can't remember what the hell

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Speaker 1: I oh, you don't remember what it was? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: wish I would remember, but it had to sound. Look,

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Speaker 1: I was a strange bird when I was a kid.

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Speaker 1: I had a list.

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Speaker 3: And then I remember the whole CEB craze that was

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Speaker 3: so huge it was it was unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: Remember the movies that came out. You know, a convoy, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: smoking the bandit. Oh yeah, it was all cbe based.

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Speaker 1: It was all great, It was fantastic. But I I

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Speaker 1: I don't know why it was. It was weird. So

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Speaker 1: My friends would all go out after school, ride skateboards,

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Speaker 1: was that? What was the last thing said? I couldn't

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Speaker 1: understand you? All right, it's talkback time? Time for talkbacks? Everybody?

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Speaker 1: What time is it?

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Speaker 2: Talkback time?

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into it. Here we go talkbacks.

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Speaker 1: Let's find out what's in the bag tonight.

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Speaker 4: Okay, talkback?

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Speaker 1: What is babou?

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Speaker 4: What does what do you mean when you say, hey, baboo?

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Speaker 4: Is it bamboozo?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 2: Babushki?

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Speaker 1: Nope, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: What it is.

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Speaker 4: What is babo?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Conway, that's for Kungway? Okay, all right, Bob, I

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Speaker 1: get that. Yeah, I think it was for me. Right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's for Kungway. Okay, all right? Babu is? I think

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Speaker 1: it's Italian? But it means idiot. And but if you

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Speaker 1: say it in a in a positive, uplifting manner, people

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Speaker 1: think it's a compliment. Like when I see somebody, hey, bobo,

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Speaker 1: how are you? What it really is is hey, complete idiot?

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Speaker 1: How are you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it means idiot. I'd have to look

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Speaker 1: it up. I even looked at let me see bab boo.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying I didn't know that till now. If

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Speaker 1: that's true. Yeah, it says here. Baboo is a Southern

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Speaker 1: Asian term originating in Bengal, used as a courtesy title

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Speaker 1: for a man, sir or mister, historically referred to as

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Speaker 1: a Native Indian clerk or British Indian. Oh here it

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Speaker 1: is in British India illiterate in English, so it means

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Speaker 1: an illiterate, an idiot. And so when I call somebody

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Speaker 1: of friends. So you just change it from idiot to babo. Hey, babo,

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Speaker 1: how are you? But it does sound like a compliment.

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Speaker 1: It's not. It's not. All right, next one, it's what

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Speaker 1: time is this?

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Speaker 5: It?

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Speaker 1: Tip tap tim or talkback time.

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Speaker 2: Ti tip tap time?

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get back on the another one.

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Speaker 7: Here we go, Timmy, I love me in the two

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Speaker 7: hours I worked on swingshift. I'm three to ten time,

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Speaker 7: so this is perfect for me to keep me awake

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Speaker 7: and entertain me tour in my nighttime shift.

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Speaker 5: Love the hours.

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Speaker 7: Thank you to hear oo ah.

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Speaker 1: You're the best. Well, I don't know how many jokes

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Speaker 1: but I love the fact that he said we keep

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Speaker 1: his energy up and then he's passing out on us.

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Speaker 1: So this is perfect for me to keep me awake.

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Speaker 1: Dear sweet man, Let's get more of that. Any more

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Speaker 1: of the guys like that?

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 1: Next one? Next? Tip tap time, tip tap time, tip

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Speaker 8: The LA city leaders are not gonna want the Olympics

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Speaker 8: to be in La. The reason for this is they

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Speaker 8: don't want their corruption to all be seen by the world.

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Speaker 1: Love your show man, Okay, all right, I understand what

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Speaker 1: that dude's saying. That the people who run this city

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Speaker 1: don't want to put a magnifying glass on how poorly

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Speaker 1: it's run, and so they really don't want the Olympics.

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Speaker 1: And that's there's probably something to that, Like the Olympics

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Speaker 1: would not be here unless the private sector funded it,

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Speaker 1: and the private sector did it did a really good

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Speaker 1: job in attracting the Olympics. But I think that guy's right.

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Speaker 1: I think if it was up to the politicians in

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Speaker 1: not have the Olympics because they don't want the world

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Speaker 1: to see how poorly LA is run. I think he's

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Speaker 1: onto something I really do all right? Uh what what?

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Speaker 1: What time did you say? It was tiptap time, tip

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Speaker 1: tap time, talkbag time? Next number three.

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Speaker 9: Uncle Tibo maybe TC. It's Tyrone from the track. So

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Speaker 9: happy to have you back on the night shift. Mix

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Speaker 9: my ride home a lot more fun. Keep up doing

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Speaker 9: what you're doing. Be done.

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Speaker 1: There you go one of my buddies out at the racetrack, Tyrone,

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Speaker 1: Uncle Tbo Baby TC. It's t baby TC. Man, I

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Speaker 1: haven't heard that in a while. He's get that the

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Speaker 1: track all the time, Babe, baby TC. Who do you like?

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Speaker 1: I like the sex? All right? Go at the five

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Speaker 1: ah if ye Yeah. I was the king of selecting

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Speaker 10: How dare you belly o? I clearly said at the

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Speaker 10: beginning of my last message, I was coming home from

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Speaker 10: the zone. Those little windows they're priceless on the chains.

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Speaker 10: And two years ago you told me to sign up

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Speaker 10: on a little Steno pad for events. I never got

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Speaker 10: one email since, but I love all you guys. Anyways,

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Speaker 10: it's Steph.

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Speaker 1: Oh all yeah, Steph food. I don't know what he's

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Speaker 10: How dare you, belly O? I clearly said at the

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Speaker 10: from the zone. Those little windows they're priceless on the chains.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. Those little windows they're

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Speaker 10: Those little windows, they're priceless on the chains.

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Speaker 1: I don't get it. I do understand the last part

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Speaker 10: And two years ago, Yeah, you told me to sign

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Speaker 1: What happened was we signed up a lot of people

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Speaker 1: on our VIP list and we're going to send out,

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Speaker 1: you know, notifications when we did anything, and somebody stole

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Speaker 1: the list or it was thrown away. We got back

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Speaker 1: and it's not worth anything. But I think somebody stole

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Speaker 1: it or somebody burned it. All right, we're going to continue.

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Speaker 1: This is the nine o'clock hour, and if you're familiar

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Speaker 1: with the program.

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Speaker 2: It's Tip Tap time, Tip tap Time.

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Speaker 1: Which is also talkback time, and you can leave one

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Speaker 12: Hey, Tim Dellio is right. There's a song, an R

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Speaker 1: I didn't know there's any controversy over that, but evidently

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Speaker 12: There's a song, an R and B song called Week

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Speaker 1: Thank you have a nice weekend yourself. That was from

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Speaker 2: Conway Man. Hit me with the man, Yeah, hit.

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Speaker 2: Go, tippy time, welcome back to sixth check.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, sir. I appreciate it.

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Speaker 7: Patrick as des joyed your evenig drive.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for being on the air.

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Speaker 3: That's right all the time.

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Speaker 5: I love you.

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Speaker 6: Yeah there. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I like that guy, that guy and he likes.

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Speaker 2: Tip tap time.

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Speaker 1: And we do it every night at nine o'clock until

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Speaker 1: Let's get back into it. Here we go. Oh we

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Speaker 6: Let's go next one, Timbo, this job why don't you

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's a great idea, and we'll do that before

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Speaker 1: the night's over. Jesse Jackson did green eggs and ham

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Speaker 13: I read from Sam I am calling to the latter.

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Speaker 1: Day Saint sus.

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Speaker 13: You do not like green eggs and ham. I do

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Speaker 2: I could not, would not on a boat.

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Speaker 11: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI

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Speaker 11: Am sixty.

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Speaker 1: Where do we leave off here?

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Speaker 2: All right, Sam, if you're curious that clip of you saying.

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Speaker 1: Ticket time, tip tap time, it's not ticket Oh oh,

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Speaker 2: Ticket time was from sixteen years ago. I have a

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Speaker 1: So yeah, you were doing a promo talking about that

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Speaker 3: Sah, it's ticket tam and then you're you know, oh,

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Speaker 1: Brought back memory, so I had play it for you anyway,

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Speaker 14: A call?

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Speaker 1: What happened? All right? I said, I wanted to come

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Speaker 1: I love you great show. Oh well, you know what,

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Speaker 15: It's Roderick and Elaine and we're driving home from San

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Speaker 13: Just wondering what you think about the movie Let It

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Speaker 16: This is Suzanne and calling the guy who said the

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Speaker 1: Hmmm, a little more complicated than I thought. I don't

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Speaker 15: Hi, Tim, Just calling because I don't think Karen Bass

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Speaker 15: I mean, she said that she didn't know about the

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Speaker 15: Either way, she should not be our next mayor. I

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Speaker 15: but God, we're screwed.

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Speaker 1: You could just hear at the end she's lost all hope.

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Speaker 4: We're screwed.

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Speaker 1: We're screwed. I don't live in the city of La.

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Speaker 1: Neither does Krozer or Steph Fuge or Angel or Bellio.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going an issue getting some city inspectors that

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Speaker 3: come out to my house. But you know, I think

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Speaker 3: that's okay part of course for some cities and busy building. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: we had we had to change a fawcet in the house.

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Speaker 3: Water faucet was leaking, but it was it was outside

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Speaker 3: and it was between the street and the house. So

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Speaker 3: they had to shut the water off at the street

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Speaker 3: and I've known. I know this from experience. If you

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Speaker 3: try to shut the water off from the street and

446
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Speaker 3: you screw it up somehow and it causes twelve, fifteen,

447
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Speaker 3: thirty thousand dollars worth of damage, you break that pipe,

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Speaker 3: that's on you. But if you call the city and

449
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Speaker 3: they break it, that's on them. So I called the

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Speaker 3: city and I said, hey, we're we need to change

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Speaker 3: a pipe here, you know, a faucet outdoor spigott. When

452
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Speaker 3: can I get you guys to come out and turn

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Speaker 3: the water off? And he says, well, is your plumber

454
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Speaker 3: there now? I said yeah, but he can always come back,

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Speaker 3: you know, in a week or two when you guys

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Speaker 3: are ready. He said, I'll be there in five minutes. Hey,

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Speaker 3: And he was there in less than five minutes.

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Speaker 1: Hey, now it's going right down the street. I couldn't

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Speaker 1: believe that there because he has in the neighborhood. So

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Speaker 1: I pop bye, had the window the water off in

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Speaker 1: one minute after he got there. He fixed it, took

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Speaker 1: about three minutes to fix it, turn the water back on.

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Speaker 1: He split and he wouldn't even take any money. I

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Speaker 1: went to give him a tip and he goes, Ah.

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Speaker 1: I rolled up at twenty. I said, hey, Merry Christmas.

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Speaker 1: He goes, no, we can't do that. I said, Oh,

467
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Speaker 1: I wish i'd known that. I'd have made it one hundred.

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Speaker 1: It looked like even a bigger shot by a condo

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Speaker 1: stuff a condo in Maui.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 1: But the services in Burbank are spectacular. They really aren't.

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Speaker 1: The schools are great, fire cops, streets are clean. They

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Speaker 1: repave when they you know, they when necessarily, they fixed

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Speaker 1: all the side. I bet you would be very hard

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Speaker 1: pressed to find a single sidewalk in this city at

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Speaker 1: Burbank that has tree roots growing out of it and

477
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Speaker 1: it's impassable. I have never found one. So Burbank is

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Speaker 1: the place to go. These small cities, Claremont, Burbank, you know,

479
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Speaker 1: Culver City, Pasadena. These smaller cities really do take, you know,

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Speaker 1: the citizens' needs and wants and desires into account because

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Speaker 1: they have to, because they live amongst us and we

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Speaker 1: know where they live, and they don't want to be

483
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Speaker 1: embarrassed they're not doing a good job, so they react

484
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Speaker 1: to everything. Everything that you need, you get done in

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Speaker 1: a smaller city as opposed to La it's too big,

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Speaker 1: too big, all right, We're live on KFI AM six forty.

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Speaker 1: When we come back, we do have some more talk

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Speaker 1: back time.

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Speaker 11: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI

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Speaker 11: AM sixty.

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Speaker 1: George Nori is coming up immediately after this program. George

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Speaker 1: will tell the Big Show tonight, Bob, Timmy. We're going

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Speaker 1: to talk about the pluses and minuses of artificial intelligence, and.

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Speaker 6: Then later on in the show, we're going hunting for

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Speaker 6: Bigfoot on Coast to.

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Speaker 1: Coast more positives or negatives with AI a little bit

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Speaker 1: of both. Okay, and and uh, you know, I went

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Speaker 1: up to Washington. There's a lake up there. I can't

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Speaker 1: remember the name of it. I think it's Mayfield where

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Speaker 1: there is a couple of Bigfoot sightings. And those people

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Speaker 1: who live up there, they one hundred percent believe that

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Speaker 1: Bigfoot exists.

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Speaker 2: Well they swear.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right, I'll be listening, man, Okay, all right, thanks

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Speaker 1: George Dore and Coast to Coast, Yes, yes, yes, yes, Bigfoot?

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Speaker 1: All right, it is uh again, as you know, at

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Speaker 1: nine o'clock every night, it is tip tap time or

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Speaker 1: talk back time.

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Speaker 4: Ight.

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Speaker 1: Alright, alright, let's get back into it.

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Speaker 9: Here we go.

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Speaker 1: There's where we left off. Last Ta Tack time talk

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Speaker 1: that time. I guess like, all right, guy from the

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00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:11,159
Speaker 1: Pirates of the Caribbeans phoned up. Great Hey, Tim, this

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00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 1: is Duke from Park what's up, Duke.

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Speaker 6: I'm glad you are nights now because now I can

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Speaker 6: listen to you and petros Oh.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that's right.

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Speaker 6: Uh.

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Speaker 1: One of one of my great pleasures in life is

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Speaker 1: listening to Petrous Money live. I used to listen to

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00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 1: it on tape or you know, the podcast, but it's

523
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,879
Speaker 1: not the same. You got to really listen live if

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Speaker 1: you like these radio shows. My two favorite radio.

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Speaker 6: Guys, thank you, man, and I have to decide between

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Speaker 6: the two.

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00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,639
Speaker 1: That's right and what you guys are all together. I

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00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 1: love that even more, man, thank you. You got it

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00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 1: mailed through that more often. All right, it is tip

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Speaker 1: tap time, Tippi talk back time.

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Speaker 6: Here's a AI generated talk back comment for you, Tim.

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Speaker 14: All Hey, Tim Foush's latest day ghosted him via carrier

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Speaker 14: Pigeon blames Angels, traffickers, put my Sherman Oaks pitch Networks

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Speaker 14: as the Birds now on only fans with Bllio's Laker stories.

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Speaker 1: Wow, man, that guy had a lot in that AI.

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00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,159
Speaker 1: I mean listen, let's ho many things he's covered.

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Speaker 7: He too.

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Speaker 1: All right, here we go.

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00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 14: Foush's latest day ghosted him via carrier. Pigeon blames Angels traffickers,

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00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,479
Speaker 14: but my Sherman oaks Pigeon Networks as the birds now

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Speaker 14: on only fans with Bllio's Laker stories.

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Speaker 1: That al right, I wonder if that's gonna be on

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00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 1: Georgie's AI list of things that aren't so positive? Maybe

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00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 1: maybe did somebody ghost you? No, that's why I thought

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00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 1: there was so ghost you, buddy, Yeah, they would you

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Speaker 1: hear about it? I was the cause of all of

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00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 1: that problem. Yeah. Right, if somebody ever ghosted you, we'd

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00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,239
Speaker 1: we'd talk about them on the show. Sure, Yeah, one

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00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 1: hundred percent. We have a ghost protection here. All right,

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Speaker 1: all right, let another one tip tap time.

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Speaker 10: I like turtles a tim It's Bill and Apple Valley?

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00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 1: Hey Bill, how are you? How's Apple Valley?

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Speaker 5: I think the guy was trying to say, diabetes is

554
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 5: like diarrhea, it runs in your jeans.

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00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 1: Ah, that's possible. This guy's got like going on. You

556
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: can hear a TV or radio in the back.

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00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 5: I think the guy was trying to say, diabetes.

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00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: Oh, it's us as he's listening to this station in

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Speaker 1: the background.

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Speaker 5: Hello, I just heard you play my little soundtrack for you. Conway,

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Speaker 5: much appreciated.

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Speaker 1: You got it. Go back to Belly three D House

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00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 1: of slow Talkers.

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Speaker 5: You get rid of John. Look me up, I'm up

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00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 5: here on Lieutenant Canyon. A trailer semi.

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Speaker 1: Retired guy's picking up on Bello, who's married, and then

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00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 1: he pitches himself as a semi retired trailer owner. And

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Speaker 1: I bet Bellio will go home tonight and just call

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Speaker 1: it off with John.

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Speaker 5: You get rid of John. Yeah, look me up, I'm

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Speaker 5: up here, lieutenant trailer semi retired.

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00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 1: That's even better than retired semi retired. Nobody really knows

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Speaker 1: what that is, like a foot out the door or

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Speaker 1: something classic. That guy's great. I hope he keeps calling us.

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Speaker 1: That's a funny dude, Conway.

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Speaker 6: Thanks great to have your back at the six o'clock hour.

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Speaker 6: Now I can listen to you all the time. Thank god,

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00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 6: it's been three years. Remember one thing, Conway, We'll have

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Speaker 6: it ready for you.

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Speaker 1: We'll have it ready for you. We'll have it ready

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Speaker 1: for you. That's classic.

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Speaker 6: That US Hockey one was nothing special.

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Speaker 1: Yes it was. It was very special.

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Speaker 6: They're pros.

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Speaker 1: They're all pros. Everybody on the Team Canada and everybody

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Speaker 1: on Team USA were professional hockey players against other pros. Yeah.

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00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 6: What was special about nineteen eighty is because.

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Speaker 1: I know it was amateurs against the Russians or the Soviets.

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Speaker 6: Our amateur guys beat the Russian team.

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Speaker 1: Which were basically pro they were Soviets.

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00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 6: I guess a bunch of college guys. There was nothing

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Speaker 6: special about our win this year in the Olympics.

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Speaker 1: That's not true. That's not true. If you ask anybody

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Speaker 1: who loves hockey, there was a it was a big,

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Speaker 1: big deal. All right. That concludes tip tap time for tonight.

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Speaker 1: But we'll have some more tip tap time tomorrow, Tip

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Speaker 1: tap tip tap time. And let's also do the wet

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Speaker 1: Dog will Yeah, so the Chattanooga check in. Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: all right. These are two guys before speaking of hockey.

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Speaker 1: These are two guys talking about Team USA and Team

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Speaker 1: Canada before the hockey event, before the gold medal match.

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Speaker 4: This is all Canada's got, fellas tomorrow morning, USA Canada

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Speaker 4: Men's puck Final. If we don't win gold, if the

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Speaker 4: USA takes hockey from US, that's it. We're done. And

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Speaker 4: the people, the og Canadians that have been here prior

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Speaker 4: to two thousand, early two thousand year you grew up here,

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Speaker 4: you know what I mean? This is all we got now, Okay,

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00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 4: our country it's not the same. Our place, this place,

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00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 4: it ain't the same, all right, Tims, Let's just listen.

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00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 4: Tim's the coffee. Mcdonald'stole the formula. Tim's coffee sucks. That's disgusting.

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00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 1: They stole our beans.

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00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 4: McDonald stole the beans. Man us. They got all the

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00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 4: fun places. They got Scottsdale, Nashville, New York, Vegas, Miami.

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00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 4: We got Toronto for two months in the summer.

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00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 1: Dude, we have nothing.

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Speaker 4: You guys have breadth.

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00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 1: You can see the breath.

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Speaker 4: Look how cold chance he is. You guys got plastic straws.

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Speaker 4: You got bags in grocery stores.

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Speaker 1: That's right. You know in Canada they do not have

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Speaker 1: plastic straws. They're illegal in Canada, and plastic bags illegal

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Speaker 1: in Canada.

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Speaker 4: Plastic straws, you got bags in grocery stores.

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00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 11: We have none of that, dude.

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Speaker 1: We got to bring our own bags.

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Speaker 4: And we got paper straws, Buddy, paper straws. Are you kidding?

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Speaker 4: Me paper straws in two six, right up, man, man.

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Speaker 4: And for all the Americans, the dusty Americans that think

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Speaker 4: you have a chance tomorrow, guys, are you kidding ninety seven?

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Speaker 4: Ninety seven is not on your team? Eight two nine

631
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Speaker 4: eighty seven? Are you kidding me? These guys are winners.

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Speaker 4: The best players in the world are Canadian.

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Speaker 1: And you can have America.

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Speaker 4: You can have all the fun things in the world,

635
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 4: you can have all the better things, but you're not

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Speaker 4: taking the one and last thing that we have.

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Speaker 15: Man.

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Speaker 1: This is all okay. So those are the two guys,

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Speaker 1: and that's before that. Those are before the big event,

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Speaker 1: before the you know, the the gold medal match. Those

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Speaker 1: are the guys before now let me play the guys

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Speaker 1: uh afterwards? Let me see. Okay, here they are the

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Speaker 1: two guys after the United States won the game. Let's

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Speaker 1: see if they're tune changes at all.

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Speaker 4: They in the life of a depressed Canadian after watching

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Speaker 4: USA win Golden Hockey for the first time in one

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Speaker 4: hundred years. To kick things off, Wulcup at six am

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Speaker 4: went to Tim's like the good old Canadian, I am

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Speaker 4: gone a quick double double. Forgot that Tim's coffee absolutely sucks.

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Speaker 1: McDonald's.

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Speaker 4: Please give tims their beans back is gross. Made my

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Speaker 4: way to the gym because I'm still filled with a

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Speaker 4: ton of raids after yesterday, so I figured I could

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Speaker 4: let out all my emotions with some heavy weights. So

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Speaker 4: I grabbed the ninety five so something Matthew Kuchuck hasn't

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Speaker 4: touched in his life. Took those for an absolute ride.

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Speaker 4: After making love to the weights, I decided I needed

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Speaker 4: to do something to make me feel a bit better,

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Speaker 4: so I came home, played a quick hand on Legends Blackjack,

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Speaker 4: won a couple geez and was already starting to feel

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Speaker 4: the momentum going my way for the day. Canada is

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Speaker 4: on a high right now. After making some cheddar, I

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Speaker 4: hopped in my car, went over to the beer store

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Speaker 4: picked up a twelve pack of Molson Canadians. No chance

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Speaker 4: I was gonna grab any garbage American beers. They absolutely stink,

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Speaker 4: and once the first one was cracked, fellas. I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: be honest, I went on an absolute hair. I sat

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Speaker 4: alone in my dining room drinking away the pain until

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Speaker 4: all twelve were deleted. FYI, if Canada played USA in

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Speaker 4: a ten game series, we literally win nine of those games.

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Speaker 4: But no American is ready for that debate. Okay, thanks

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Speaker 4: for coming. This is my day in the life. Canada

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Speaker 4: is still clear?

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Speaker 1: Is that hockey? There you go? And then I sage one.

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Speaker 1: We won, baby, we won, all right? Georg Jory coming

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