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Speaker 1: three three fl Z for how I eat a bagel.

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Speaker 2: Because he eats it whole? Who does that?

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Speaker 3: I do?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're doing It's why you don't cut it in half?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: Thank you? Why are they eating it whole?

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Speaker 1: No, she doesn't even like that.

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Speaker 3: No, I want it split and you eat one half

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Speaker 3: and then you know what that half and then you

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Speaker 3: pick up the other half and you eat that hat.

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Speaker 1: But not in sandwich form.

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Speaker 2: No, not in sandwich form. Absolutely not.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Katie's saying sandwich did in sandwich for no? No, you

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Speaker 1: cut it in half and you eat one each at

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Speaker 1: a time.

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Speaker 2: Thank you? Or not reading like that on top?

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Speaker 1: No, we've got this half of the bagel, like the

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Speaker 1: bottom and the top. Yeah yeah, no, you guys are wrong.

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Speaker 2: That is how you're supposed to eat a bagel. You're

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Speaker 2: eating it like a sandwich. Is just very much so greedy.

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Speaker 1: You get a baby you ever had? We got to

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Speaker 1: move these cameras right in my face. I can't do this,

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Speaker 1: but you uh, I mean I can't even see her.

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Speaker 1: This is gonna bother my eighty d all day. But

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Speaker 1: what I'll get through it for a day. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: we don't want it closer to you. The ladies don't

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Speaker 1: like the camera angles anymore, so we gotta work on that.

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Speaker 1: But you uh, I mean, I gotta move the paper.

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Speaker 1: But back to the bagels.

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Speaker 2: I'm not eating it like a sandwich. No, you never

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Speaker 2: had much bread?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever had a breakfast sandwich?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's sausage, egg and bacon.

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Speaker 1: That's good. It is a bagel hugging it.

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Speaker 3: But when it's literally just bread and cream cheese, no,

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Speaker 3: you split it in half and then sometimes not sometimes

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Speaker 3: all the time you and Jed loaded with cream cheese

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Speaker 3: and it.

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Speaker 2: Looks just it's disgusting.

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Speaker 1: Should be loaded with cream cheese. And then it's falling

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Speaker 1: over peanut butter with it. No, you gotta have a

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Speaker 1: peanut butter, babe.

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Speaker 3: You Yeah, but half eating it like a sandwich.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you go half and half, it's falling

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Speaker 1: over it like it's not.

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Speaker 3: I'd like it half and half because I get something

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Speaker 3: to look forward to. I eat the bottom because I

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Speaker 3: always eat the bottom first.

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Speaker 1: Hey, eight hundred and four ninety three ninety three. You

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Speaker 1: can't eat it that way. I mean, there are a

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Speaker 1: billion different things, like all right, I do like when

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Speaker 1: people go to a Mexican restaurant and they get fijidas

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Speaker 1: and they make it into tacos. I don't, why order

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Speaker 1: a taco?

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Speaker 2: I do that?

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Speaker 1: You gotta just order a taco. No, twenty twenty times

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Speaker 1: out of ten it's cheaper. Did you get the taco too? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: But I like the piping hot plate coming over to my.

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Speaker 1: Table, I know, and then you just eat it right

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Speaker 1: off of it, and then it's like a grilled steak

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Speaker 1: I'm making in a taco.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't like that all the time behind that, I

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Speaker 1: can't do that.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, So you do all the things the wrong way.

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Speaker 2: That's what we're learning.

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Speaker 1: How do I do it the wrong way?

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Speaker 3: You eat a bage like a sandwich, and now you

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Speaker 3: eat fijiitas, not like a taco. I think everybody who

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Speaker 3: orders fietas they make it into a taco.

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Speaker 1: Here's another one. Absolutely you get a homemade If you

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Speaker 1: make a homemade sandwich and you cut it in half,

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Speaker 1: that's what I love that far.

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Speaker 3: You don't like having seconds, you don't like anything to

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Speaker 3: look forward to.

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Speaker 2: That's why you cut it in half. You want to

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Speaker 2: just eat it all in one.

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Speaker 1: And you are skinny. You're not eating right. You'd like

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Speaker 1: food a lot more game.

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Speaker 3: I like to eat one half of the sandwich and

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Speaker 3: then after I'm done eat it.

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Speaker 2: Where would you?

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Speaker 4: Oh, you'd be finished before I if you cut your apple,

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Speaker 4: if you do apple slices instead of just if you

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Speaker 4: if you have a full apple and you don't eat

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Speaker 4: it while you're holding it and you eat it like

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Speaker 4: you if you eat it after you cut it into slices.

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Speaker 3: I judge people who eat the little extra little pieces

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Speaker 3: on the on a banana, you know, those little thin pieces.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't tell if you eat it. It can't

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Speaker 1: pay it.

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Speaker 2: It's the texture, the texture, the texture.

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Speaker 1: Eat a peel sometimes if I really want to. Now

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Speaker 1: you guys are laughing, I will eat the peel.

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Speaker 2: What about? Are you gonna eat the whole thing?

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Speaker 3: Fool?

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Speaker 2: Are you gonna eat the kiwi? For you gonna slice

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Speaker 2: it and skin it?

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Speaker 1: If you eat a kiwi and it's not pre cut

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Speaker 1: from the grocery store, you're not eating it right wall.

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Speaker 2: How do you eat string cheese?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Is this the exception? I could lie right now and

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Speaker 1: say I eat it like a serial killer. But I'm not,

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Speaker 1: I peel it because then it's it's that you get

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Speaker 1: more cheese.

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Speaker 2: But everything else.

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Speaker 1: But but but if you get the cheese wheel with

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Speaker 1: the wax, I eat the whole thing.

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Speaker 2: That's very greedy. That's very greedy.

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Speaker 1: How is that greedy? How is that greedy? Hey, Katie,

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Speaker 1: you say none of this makes any sense, just the

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Speaker 1: way I like it, And then we lost her. Get

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Speaker 1: Katie back on, Jen Goes. You gotta get Katie on.

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Speaker 1: Katie's got a good call. There's oh yeah, that'd be

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Speaker 1: bad if the number it came out.

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Speaker 2: Fired for that?

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Speaker 1: What else?

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Speaker 2: What else you might eat like a serial killer?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: How do you eat corn on the cob?

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Speaker 1: I eat it off the cob? What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: I saw it off.

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Speaker 1: Corn?

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Speaker 2: You might be the serial killer, Kadie Summers.

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Speaker 1: You gotta get canned corn?

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Speaker 2: Then are you taste so much better off the cob?

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Speaker 2: But I can't I don't know. I can't have it

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Speaker 2: all in my face everywhere.

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Speaker 1: That part.

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Speaker 2: Not gonna watch you eat corn on the cob?

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Speaker 1: How do you guys eat your wings? Is it Sean

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Speaker 1: who does this? Or Jed who does Sean? Where he

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Speaker 1: puts it, it's a whole bone in it's nothing, bites

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Speaker 1: it off like that. If you do that, you're just

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Speaker 1: more manly.

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Speaker 2: I've died it. I can't do it. I just break

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Speaker 2: it in half.

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Speaker 1: Your animal instincts are a lot higher than mine. I

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Speaker 1: fantasized that I could eat fruit like that because monkeys

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Speaker 1: do it. And there's a always pardon it, which is

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Speaker 1: I was a monkey. Okay. Maybe that's why trying not

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Speaker 1: to cut my food in all of that. Why because

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Speaker 1: monkeys don't use knives.

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Speaker 2: They know they probably do.

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Speaker 1: They just like garbage truck, Joe, give it up for garbage.

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Speaker 4: Yea.

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Speaker 1: Whenever you call in, I love hearing your voice and

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Speaker 1: spit some game on us. You should never eat what

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Speaker 1: food like what? You should never eat pizza with a

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Speaker 1: fork and knife. Couldn't agree more. I've seen it done

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Speaker 1: even I don't even like, what are you doing? Like

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Speaker 1: Chicago style deep dish pizza. That's the only exception. But

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Speaker 1: the moment it gets room temperature, if you pull out

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Speaker 1: a fork and a knife going to jail, you can't.

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Speaker 1: You're just supposed to fold in half and eat it

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Speaker 1: from the end. And you know what how to eat

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Speaker 1: your pizza. That's a great point. Do you eat it

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Speaker 1: and not fold it in half? Or do you fold

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Speaker 1: it in half and then and then eat it.

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Speaker 2: I always fold, depending on the size of the slight.

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Speaker 1: I'll it's a big slice, I'll fold it in half.

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Speaker 3: God, nothing makes and like again, there's more if you

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Speaker 3: just bite it.

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Speaker 1: That's how Jed and I are able to polish off pizzas.

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Speaker 1: You're not a slice fold man. He doesn't because then

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Speaker 1: it holds everything together to there's nothing when you bite

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Speaker 1: into a pizza and then the cheese falls off. It's

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Speaker 1: not falling off if you're cradling it like a little baby.

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Speaker 2: If you put it.

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Speaker 4: You also have a scenario where you have or parmesan

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Speaker 4: or whatever you want that falling off.

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Speaker 1: That you got to put parmesan on it. Oh yeah, amen,

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Speaker 1: red pepper flakes. I like it. Hey, And you know,

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Speaker 1: speaking of cheeses, and thank you Joe. If you cheese

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Speaker 1: pole before you eat, I can't do the cheese polers.

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Speaker 1: What that's if you pull it, just eat.

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Speaker 2: Watch it's not.

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Speaker 1: You're trying too hard for TikTok, that's right, he dare, yes. Well,

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Speaker 1: maybe we'll bring in food and we'll coach each other

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Speaker 1: through eating it. But next time you shame me on bagels,

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Speaker 1: check yourself.

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Speaker 3: No, you eat it wrong.

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Speaker 1: You don't even know how to eat it. Don't anything

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