WEBVTT - HR. 1 — Practicing Cursive 0:00:01.530 --> 0:00:02.050 Listen up. 0:00:02.150 --> 0:00:03.950 The ratings just came in for last month. 0:00:04.410 --> 0:00:09.350 We are number one. We just grabbed every key demographic. 0:00:09.630 --> 0:00:10.690 Super duper. 0:00:10.810 --> 0:00:11.490 That's nice. 0:00:12.110 --> 0:00:12.729 Way to go. 0:00:12.810 --> 0:00:14.130 Neato. Yes, boy. 0:00:14.690 --> 0:00:15.530 That is good news. 0:00:15.650 --> 0:00:19.610 It is the seventh day of October 2026. Good morning, everybody. 0:00:19.630 --> 0:00:21.570 Welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show on a Wednesday morning. 0:00:22.090 --> 0:00:22.669 Wednesday. 0:00:22.750 --> 0:00:25.750 Here we go. We've got DT coming in today. Mike 0:00:25.790 --> 0:00:28.950 Grimm is on his assignment doing some things. For the Gophers. 0:00:29.020 --> 0:00:31.760 So we'll have DT instead talk about that win over 0:00:31.780 --> 0:00:34.020 Michigan and the game against Purdue coming right up. And 0:00:34.040 --> 0:00:36.479 then we've got, of course, Parker Fox coming in and 0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:38.660 a cast of thousands. Let's get her started with some comedy. 0:00:38.400 --> 0:00:39.220 From Bob Marley. 0:00:39.260 --> 0:00:42.430 Not that Bob Marley, the comedian Bob Marley. Wednesday morning. 0:00:42.470 --> 0:00:45.390 Come on in. I am glad you are here. 0:00:45.670 --> 0:00:47.989 Grew up in the sticks in Maine. 0:00:48.030 --> 0:00:48.470 Halloween. 0:00:48.490 --> 0:00:49.050 That was great. 0:00:50.270 --> 0:00:52.400 Trick or treating houses of five miles apart. 0:00:54.340 --> 0:00:56.070 Like running a marathon with a costume on. 0:00:57.980 --> 0:00:59.380 Every couple of miles there's a guy with a cup 0:00:59.420 --> 0:01:00.510 of water with some M & M' s in it. 0:01:01.940 --> 0:01:06.380 Keep running, Batman. Keep running. People from Maine will tell 0:01:06.440 --> 0:01:10.000 you that they're telling you. Have you noticed that? Gee, 0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:16.390 it's pretty cold out there tonight. I'm telling you. Well, yeah. 0:01:17.569 --> 0:01:19.610 You're looking at me and everything. I hope you're telling me. 0:01:21.770 --> 0:01:23.470 Everybody in Maine has a truck, too. We have a 0:01:23.510 --> 0:01:26.830 truck or we know someone that has a truck. That's right. 0:01:26.850 --> 0:01:28.410 Anybody in this room can have a truck down here 0:01:28.430 --> 0:01:29.790 in five minutes if we needed one. 0:01:32.390 --> 0:01:34.370 I could say, I got to move this microphone stand. 0:01:34.430 --> 0:01:35.890 Well, I'll go get my brother's truck. 0:01:37.740 --> 0:01:40.100 They got to. 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:42.120 Tell you what kind of truck their brother had. 0:01:42.380 --> 0:01:45.980 My brother got a 4250 Lariat half-ton Chevy with a 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:48.270 whoop of hem house on the sidewacker. 0:01:50.290 --> 0:01:51.130 I'm telling you. 0:02:10.950 --> 0:02:17.780 The finish line is waiting Feet is on your side 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:24.280 You hear the distant thunder There's lightning in your stride. 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:28.030 Power Trip Wednesday, October 7th, 2026 I'm Corey, that's Chris, 0:02:28.060 --> 0:02:32.490 that's Paul, that's Max, that's Zach Hi, hi Good morning Hi, 0:02:32.510 --> 0:02:35.970 Corey Hi, guys, hello, hello Hi, hogs What's happening, babies? 0:02:36.070 --> 0:02:39.139 Good morning Good morning. 0:02:39.160 --> 0:02:39.480 Yeah. 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:40.520 Yeah. 0:02:41.540 --> 0:02:41.780 Yeah. 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:43.240 How was Twin Cities Live? 0:02:43.740 --> 0:02:43.980 Fun. 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:45.920 TCL. Yeah, it's good. 0:02:47.060 --> 0:02:49.990 I'm always knocked out by how professional they are, especially 0:02:50.010 --> 0:02:51.410 after working here, you know? 0:02:51.650 --> 0:02:51.870 Right. 0:02:53.030 --> 0:02:54.650 It's great, man. 0:02:54.669 --> 0:02:55.010 It's fun. 0:02:55.169 --> 0:02:57.430 It's always the reminder that they have an entire staff 0:02:57.470 --> 0:02:59.130 of people working to make that show good. 0:02:59.150 --> 0:03:00.880 And then you look at us and you're like, oh, 0:03:00.940 --> 0:03:01.740 it's just us. 0:03:02.060 --> 0:03:02.280 Yeah. 0:03:03.130 --> 0:03:04.169 No wonder it's so bad. 0:03:04.190 --> 0:03:05.470 It's just us. 0:03:05.530 --> 0:03:05.810 You know what? 0:03:05.830 --> 0:03:08.060 I'd sit back and I'd go, oh, we're supposed to 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:08.859 do good. 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:14.860 They have 14 meetings a day and they're planning and 0:03:14.900 --> 0:03:17.970 they're scheduling and they're thinking and we're napping. 0:03:17.990 --> 0:03:18.430 Yeah. 0:03:18.510 --> 0:03:20.750 Well, you and I talked this morning when we were 0:03:20.770 --> 0:03:22.470 coming in the door and I was awkward the whole time. 0:03:26.820 --> 0:03:27.220 Yeah. 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:28.820 I'm like, yeah, I don't know how to talk to 0:03:28.840 --> 0:03:29.840 him when we're not on the radio. 0:03:30.060 --> 0:03:30.320 Right. 0:03:30.380 --> 0:03:31.860 If we put our headphones on, do you think we 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:33.540 can talk to each other like normal people? 0:03:33.740 --> 0:03:35.960 I feel like that about almost everybody I talk to 0:03:35.980 --> 0:03:37.020 in my normal life. 0:03:37.060 --> 0:03:37.500 Yeah, good point. 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:41.520 That I'm more focused and, I don't know, locked down 0:03:41.540 --> 0:03:44.040 when I'm sitting behind this microphone and with the headphones on. 0:03:44.060 --> 0:03:46.010 If I just talk to somebody out in the wild, 0:03:46.070 --> 0:03:48.590 out in nature, it's like, I don't know what to 0:03:48.630 --> 0:03:49.110 say to you. 0:03:49.130 --> 0:03:52.290 Right. Why would you do that? Why would you do that? 0:03:52.350 --> 0:03:52.670 Yeah, man. 0:03:52.910 --> 0:03:53.870 What a waste of time. 0:03:53.890 --> 0:03:55.430 I think I'm going to start walking around with my 0:03:55.450 --> 0:03:55.950 headphones on. 0:03:58.330 --> 0:04:00.170 Hey, did you get used to it in any way? 0:04:00.230 --> 0:04:02.230 The whiteboard while you had your cone of silence? 0:04:02.730 --> 0:04:06.450 Um, well, uh, yeah, a little bit. I mean, um, 0:04:07.090 --> 0:04:08.250 I don't think it would take you long to get 0:04:08.310 --> 0:04:10.960 used to talking like that all the time. But, um, 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:13.840 I also realized that nobody can read my handwriting and 0:04:13.860 --> 0:04:14.900 I'm not a great speller. 0:04:15.820 --> 0:04:17.520 Same man. I heard that. 0:04:17.940 --> 0:04:19.900 Used to be pretty good at it. Not anymore. 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:23.190 Oh man. That autocorrect has melted that part of my brain. 0:04:23.500 --> 0:04:24.890 Oh yeah, for sure. 0:04:25.450 --> 0:04:31.290 Do, uh, Do kids these days, like, practice handwriting like 0:04:31.350 --> 0:04:31.970 we used to? 0:04:32.430 --> 0:04:34.669 When they're little, but then it fades pretty quickly. 0:04:34.690 --> 0:04:34.969 Yeah. 0:04:35.170 --> 0:04:37.950 Like, I remember how big that was when we were kids. Sure. Like, 0:04:38.010 --> 0:04:40.450 cursive and all that. Like, that's not a thing anymore, 0:04:40.529 --> 0:04:40.789 is it? 0:04:41.250 --> 0:04:43.650 You know, I don't know, because you got to sign 0:04:43.910 --> 0:04:44.589 your name. 0:04:45.010 --> 0:04:47.030 Not for long. That's not going to matter, right? Like, 0:04:47.230 --> 0:04:50.250 that kind of... Have you seen, you know, like, the auto... 0:04:50.390 --> 0:04:51.610 What are they called? DocuSigns? 0:04:51.650 --> 0:04:52.070 Oh, yeah. 0:04:52.089 --> 0:04:52.450 Trust me. 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:54.480 I mean, it's just a... It's a name plot, right? 0:04:54.510 --> 0:04:57.460 It's a Rorschach. I just, I don't think that's going 0:04:57.480 --> 0:04:59.599 to matter in the future. Everybody just digitally signs. 0:04:59.839 --> 0:05:01.880 I'm going to speak for my client over there. Hogs 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:03.659 daddy's doc. You signed a few things. 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:04.500 I'm sure he has. 0:05:04.610 --> 0:05:05.560 Yeah. 0:05:06.110 --> 0:05:07.970 Every time we talk about this, somebody makes this point. 0:05:08.010 --> 0:05:08.610 I think it's correct. 0:05:08.670 --> 0:05:11.590 I think the only reason to do that is for, for, 0:05:11.710 --> 0:05:15.390 you know, brain growth. It's just, there's, you gotta like 0:05:15.450 --> 0:05:19.880 go through that process to, yeah. have kids learning, but 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:22.700 I don't think it matters anymore. And in a digital age, 0:05:22.740 --> 0:05:24.420 why would you need to write your name? 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:27.080 Well, you know, you just said something that maybe you're right. 0:05:27.170 --> 0:05:31.590 It's like, like I could drive down the street, but 0:05:31.610 --> 0:05:33.930 I go for a run because it's good for my body. 0:05:34.310 --> 0:05:35.850 So maybe that's the same thing, right? 0:05:36.190 --> 0:05:36.390 Yeah. 0:05:36.510 --> 0:05:38.750 It's, Like, I could definitely have sex, but I like 0:05:38.800 --> 0:05:39.740 to touch myself. 0:05:40.150 --> 0:05:42.780 Wait, are you back on? It's the same thing. It's 0:05:42.820 --> 0:05:45.000 the same exact thing. That's what you were getting at, right, Cora? 0:05:45.400 --> 0:05:48.260 See, there's a kid over here who didn't practice cursive enough, 0:05:48.300 --> 0:05:50.239 and now he has a one-track mind. 0:05:50.300 --> 0:05:53.880 He practiced handwriting in a different way. He sure did. 0:05:53.900 --> 0:05:55.820 He wrote his name in the snow, if you know 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:56.640 what I mean. 0:05:56.839 --> 0:06:00.830 We're talking the same language, just different words. I get it. 0:06:00.820 --> 0:06:04.849 Did you break your masturbation thing? 0:06:10.010 --> 0:06:13.470 I mean, can you find a different way to say it? No. 0:06:13.490 --> 0:06:16.380 Like, did you last longer than are you still on it? 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:18.830 Not doing that. I lost pretty long. 0:06:19.070 --> 0:06:19.510 No, I don't. 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:19.760 Yeah. 0:06:19.779 --> 0:06:20.920 Is that what you meant? 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:24.359 He's referencing Seinfeld. Are you still the master of your domain? 0:06:25.180 --> 0:06:25.880 I made it one day. 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:28.160 I knew it. You were the Kramer. 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:28.440 I did. 0:06:28.500 --> 0:06:28.860 I did. 0:06:28.960 --> 0:06:29.760 I made it one day. 0:06:30.220 --> 0:06:32.240 I made it one day. Uh, but I made the 0:06:32.300 --> 0:06:35.480 choice to break it. It wasn't like I was walking 0:06:35.500 --> 0:06:38.669 around like, uh, You know, the Tasmanian devil. 0:06:38.950 --> 0:06:41.330 I hope you were sourced. 0:06:41.450 --> 0:06:43.110 No, but I mean, I didn't do it because, oh, 0:06:43.130 --> 0:06:46.950 my nuts are going to explode. You know, I was like, 0:06:47.100 --> 0:06:48.200 I enjoy it. 0:06:48.190 --> 0:06:50.200 I'm proud of you. 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:53.140 Thank you. Like, man, I really miss that part of 0:06:53.180 --> 0:06:57.080 my life. It was one day. 0:06:57.200 --> 0:07:00.100 It was one day. I knew it. That's one day 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:00.860 longer than we thought. 0:07:01.100 --> 0:07:01.340 Yeah. 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:03.350 So, you know, you just said the word like 60 0:07:03.350 --> 0:07:05.630 seconds ago, right? Yeah, we're in the power hour. 0:07:05.710 --> 0:07:09.110 Yeah, but still, you know, can we just change it 0:07:09.270 --> 0:07:11.370 from now on? Can we just call it practicing cursive? 0:07:11.430 --> 0:07:13.330 Yeah. Oh, I like it. Yeah, that's very good. 0:07:13.350 --> 0:07:13.650 I like it. 0:07:13.670 --> 0:07:14.550 That's really good, man. 0:07:14.570 --> 0:07:15.450 That's really good, yeah. 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:16.520 That's real good. 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:18.680 So, you'll practice cursive again today? 0:07:18.700 --> 0:07:22.840 I mean, technically, it would be again today. 0:07:23.700 --> 0:07:24.240 Oh, boy. 0:07:24.260 --> 0:07:24.580 Yeah. 0:07:25.690 --> 0:07:28.270 Man, you're doubling up on your practice. How's your handwriting? 0:07:28.290 --> 0:07:30.050 Solid? No, you say it like that. 0:07:30.090 --> 0:07:30.390 You're right. 0:07:30.490 --> 0:07:31.690 I'm down from three a day. 0:07:31.790 --> 0:07:32.170 You're right. 0:07:32.250 --> 0:07:37.790 I mean, so technically, I'm abstaining. I got a hanging 0:07:37.810 --> 0:07:44.280 chad here. And that was the problem. When I wasn't 0:07:45.060 --> 0:07:47.950 practicing cursive, I didn't have a hanging chad. I had 0:07:47.970 --> 0:07:52.050 a white alert, Chad. A troubling Chad. Dangerous Chad. Don't 0:07:52.090 --> 0:07:53.210 leave the house with Chad. 0:07:53.390 --> 0:07:57.710 Do kids that didn't live through the 2000 election understand 0:07:57.730 --> 0:07:58.890 what hanging Chads even are? 0:07:59.710 --> 0:08:03.670 I doubt it. You know what I mean? That was 0:08:03.710 --> 0:08:06.330 a phrase we learned about for exactly one year. 0:08:06.370 --> 0:08:07.790 And if you didn't live through that, I don't think 0:08:07.830 --> 0:08:09.010 people even know what that means. 0:08:09.590 --> 0:08:10.950 I only know it because of Donaldson. 0:08:12.110 --> 0:08:12.450 Oh, yeah. 0:08:12.470 --> 0:08:14.920 Yeah. Was it Donaldson? That's a good point, because of 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:17.940 the thing in his throat. Oh, that's right. 0:08:18.340 --> 0:08:19.200 Oh, that's terrible. 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:20.760 Max, do you know what a hanging Chad is? 0:08:20.980 --> 0:08:24.360 It's something to do with a voting thing, right? 0:08:24.540 --> 0:08:29.900 Yeah. Do you know what, though? No, not necessarily. Again, 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:34.689 if you didn't live through that, that was everything. Chasing 0:08:34.710 --> 0:08:40.069 the gingerbread man. For sure. Practicing cursive. That's right. No, 0:08:40.090 --> 0:08:46.309 actual cursive. Daddy... A little bit of both. No, and 0:08:46.590 --> 0:08:49.140 the recount, right, with Bush and Gore. 0:08:49.240 --> 0:08:49.380 Yeah. 0:08:50.070 --> 0:08:53.490 The recount got controversial because when they had the punch 0:08:53.650 --> 0:08:55.829 ballots where you had to punch out which candidate you. 0:08:55.770 --> 0:08:56.510 Wanted to vote for. 0:08:56.530 --> 0:08:58.429 Or maybe you want to punch them both out. 0:08:58.490 --> 0:08:58.730 Right. 0:08:58.870 --> 0:09:01.410 But when you want to punch out your vote, you know, 0:09:01.429 --> 0:09:03.390 like in those old school tests when you would punch 0:09:04.070 --> 0:09:04.630 an option. 0:09:04.650 --> 0:09:05.069 Right. 0:09:05.230 --> 0:09:07.290 And the piece of paper wouldn't come all the way off. 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:08.740 So it would kind of be hanging there. 0:09:08.750 --> 0:09:08.809 Oh. 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:11.199 So there was controversy. 0:09:11.260 --> 0:09:14.080 But how do we know exactly that that's what they 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:16.520 intended to do? Did they truly intend to vote for 0:09:16.540 --> 0:09:21.150 that person or not? So hanging chads were very controversial 0:09:21.170 --> 0:09:24.540 because every vote counted in Florida because whoever was going 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:26.100 to win that state was going to win the election. 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:28.719 All your hands up. I lived through that and I 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:30.559 didn't know that's what it meant. What did you think 0:09:30.600 --> 0:09:31.000 it meant? 0:09:31.179 --> 0:09:33.720 I thought it meant like I thought it was a 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:35.750 term for like. 0:09:36.720 --> 0:09:40.840 There are still votes to be counted. No, it's truly 0:09:40.900 --> 0:09:43.500 the actual paper hanging off the vote. 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:46.370 I thought it was like a term for like, you know, 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:48.300 there are votes still kind of hanging in the air. 0:09:48.330 --> 0:09:51.910 Because I believe those little punch-out options are called chads. 0:09:51.929 --> 0:09:52.630 That's correct, yeah. 0:09:53.210 --> 0:09:55.170 Because, like, think about it. If you had any option 0:09:55.190 --> 0:09:57.030 to punch out somebody here, who would you punch out? 0:09:58.830 --> 0:09:59.150 I mean. 0:09:59.210 --> 0:09:59.550 Chad. 0:09:59.790 --> 0:09:59.969 Yeah. 0:10:00.330 --> 0:10:05.740 Probably he uh I did everything but that the other day. 0:10:05.820 --> 0:10:06.880 Yeah, that's true. 0:10:06.900 --> 0:10:11.849 Yeah, you did. That was brilliant. Very loudly. God, did 0:10:11.900 --> 0:10:13.770 we laugh yesterday at Abbott's office? 0:10:13.809 --> 0:10:14.230 Oh, man. 0:10:14.510 --> 0:10:16.450 That was the hardest I've laughed in a while. Abbott 0:10:16.470 --> 0:10:17.670 almost peed his pants. 0:10:17.710 --> 0:10:19.150 I know. I'd never heard him laugh like that. I 0:10:19.150 --> 0:10:20.410 didn't know he was capable of laughing. 0:10:21.820 --> 0:10:25.589 We were going through the story when, when Morris, Mike 0:10:25.630 --> 0:10:28.010 Morris was late to a commercial shoot that we were 0:10:28.050 --> 0:10:30.430 doing across the street here, three 94. 0:10:30.429 --> 0:10:31.150 We all left the. 0:10:31.090 --> 0:10:33.510 Building at the same time, separate cars, but we all 0:10:33.530 --> 0:10:34.589 left the building at the same time. 0:10:34.990 --> 0:10:37.870 It's like two exits down. You can see it from right. 0:10:37.910 --> 0:10:39.970 So it should have taken all of us five minutes 0:10:40.030 --> 0:10:40.730 or under to get there. 0:10:40.730 --> 0:10:44.240 20, 30 minutes later. We're like, where the hell is Morris? 0:10:45.400 --> 0:10:46.820 We're all waiting to cut this commercial. 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:49.740 And here he comes. 0:10:50.850 --> 0:10:55.790 With his windows down, blasting Slim Whitman and doing the 0:10:55.890 --> 0:11:01.150 slowest lap possible, mean mugging us, just doing laps in 0:11:01.170 --> 0:11:05.630 the parking lot. And we were crying, laughing then, and 0:11:05.670 --> 0:11:08.800 we were crying, laughing yesterday, just remembering how funny that was. 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:13.030 It geez louise god yeah i missed that guy that 0:11:13.050 --> 0:11:14.150 was so funny. 0:11:14.290 --> 0:11:17.210 What a psycho thing to do but it's so funny. 0:11:16.929 --> 0:11:19.929 Though he loved a bit man he did oh my 0:11:19.970 --> 0:11:21.950 god he didn't care that he was he didn't care 0:11:21.970 --> 0:11:25.250 about the cash he just didn't. 0:11:24.250 --> 0:11:25.950 Care that he was 20 to 30 minutes. 0:11:25.809 --> 0:11:29.070 Late he should have been two minutes late 20 to 0:11:29.070 --> 0:11:32.370 30 where did he go no idea no idea but 0:11:32.710 --> 0:11:36.300 as i think zach you mentioned it yesterday That wasn't, oh, 0:11:36.390 --> 0:11:39.959 I'll just stream Slim Whitman. This is pre-having a smartphone 0:11:39.980 --> 0:11:41.339 connected to your Bluetooth. 0:11:41.660 --> 0:11:44.520 That means he had a Slim Whitman CD in his car. 0:11:44.860 --> 0:11:45.570 Somebody sent it. 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:46.300 You know what I mean? 0:11:46.320 --> 0:11:46.640 Yeah. 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:49.020 That means he put in a CD to go, I'm 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:51.100 going to put on some Slim Whitman and roll down 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:53.380 my windows and just crank it to 11. 0:11:53.380 --> 0:11:57.830 Yeah. Not practicing cursive. Actually cranking the volume. Yeah. 0:11:58.730 --> 0:12:01.040 He went about a mile an hour around the parking lot. 0:12:01.070 --> 0:12:03.490 Just like he was in the Grand Marshal of a. 0:12:03.550 --> 0:12:05.500 Parade through the parking lot. 0:12:05.530 --> 0:12:07.380 Like he's in the movie Kids in the Hood and 0:12:07.420 --> 0:12:10.600 he's thinking about shooting you. 0:12:10.940 --> 0:12:13.959 Boys in the Hood. Then you got Kids in the 0:12:14.000 --> 0:12:15.420 Hall and Boys in the Hood mixed up. 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:16.880 Oh my God, what a great bit! 0:12:17.350 --> 0:12:19.570 That would actually be a good bit. Those guys would 0:12:19.590 --> 0:12:20.480 be capable of doing it. 0:12:20.490 --> 0:12:22.229 Don't know, don't show, don't care. 0:12:22.890 --> 0:12:26.710 So we were just re-counting that story. 0:12:27.840 --> 0:12:30.700 And all of us almost in tears talking about how 0:12:30.740 --> 0:12:31.320 funny it was. 0:12:31.340 --> 0:12:33.320 Re-hurt his back laughing. Right. 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:33.640 Yeah. 0:12:34.420 --> 0:12:36.280 It was so good. God, that was a great bit. Oh, 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:36.990 it was so good. 0:12:37.000 --> 0:12:37.730 That's a good bit, man. 0:12:37.750 --> 0:12:38.990 Did he ever go inside? 0:12:39.010 --> 0:12:39.890 Oh, sure. 0:12:39.929 --> 0:12:42.690 Oh, yeah. We eventually cut the commercial. It was just 0:12:42.690 --> 0:12:43.390 30 minutes late. 0:12:44.309 --> 0:12:44.929 And again, you know. 0:12:45.730 --> 0:12:46.780 Clients waiting for us. 0:12:46.790 --> 0:12:47.559 The whole idea of. 0:12:49.490 --> 0:12:53.670 Being late and inconveniencing people is like a nightmare for me, right? 0:12:53.830 --> 0:12:54.380 I hate it. 0:12:54.790 --> 0:12:57.990 And so I'm my way there. I'm blaming everyone else 0:12:58.050 --> 0:13:00.730 but myself. I'm cursing at people. I'm flipping off people. 0:13:01.530 --> 0:13:04.730 He's 20 minutes later or whatever, and he comes in 0:13:04.750 --> 0:13:07.170 and thinks, here's what I'm going to do. I'm not 0:13:07.210 --> 0:13:09.390 only going to not be worried about it. I'm going 0:13:09.410 --> 0:13:10.809 to show them how little I care. 0:13:10.830 --> 0:13:11.010 Correct. 0:13:12.750 --> 0:13:14.150 I'm going to make myself even later. 0:13:14.790 --> 0:13:16.750 What an awesome calculated choice. 0:13:16.929 --> 0:13:19.449 Instead of doing option A, which is like, I'm sorry, man. 0:13:19.530 --> 0:13:22.990 I had to stop and get gas. You either blow 0:13:23.010 --> 0:13:25.610 something out of proportion or lie or make excuses. Instead 0:13:25.650 --> 0:13:28.350 of just saying, yeah, I know. There's no excuse for 0:13:28.390 --> 0:13:31.490 me to be 30 minutes late. Instead, 20 years later, 0:13:31.530 --> 0:13:33.320 we're still talking about one of the funniest bits I've 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:33.870 ever seen. 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:34.290 In my life. 0:13:35.270 --> 0:13:37.559 And sure, maybe you had to be there, but everybody 0:13:37.580 --> 0:13:40.050 that was there Laugh their asses off. 0:13:40.150 --> 0:13:42.240 Oh, my God. Because he just leaned into it. Why 0:13:42.290 --> 0:13:43.359 am I going to lie about why I'm late? 0:13:43.380 --> 0:13:44.980 I'm just going to play some Slim Whitman and drive 0:13:45.020 --> 0:13:46.780 around the parking lot as slow as possible with my 0:13:46.820 --> 0:13:47.820 windows rolled down. 0:13:47.940 --> 0:13:50.980 If an improv troupe or whatever, a comedy troupe decided 0:13:51.020 --> 0:13:53.380 to recreate that, I would still laugh my ass off. 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:53.859 Oh, yeah. 0:13:55.179 --> 0:13:59.590 It's one of those bits that if you saw that 0:13:59.630 --> 0:14:01.490 in a movie, you'd say, well, nobody would do that. 0:14:01.550 --> 0:14:01.849 Yeah. 0:14:02.670 --> 0:14:03.689 Nobody would actually do that. 0:14:04.170 --> 0:14:06.810 I heard Jason Alexander from Seinfeld say the same thing 0:14:06.910 --> 0:14:12.030 about Larry David. he at one point complained to Larry 0:14:12.130 --> 0:14:16.030 about one of the episodes that George had, right? Like Larry, George, 0:14:16.190 --> 0:14:18.570 like nobody would ever be in this spot. Nobody would 0:14:18.610 --> 0:14:21.530 ever say this. I don't feel comfortable doing that. This 0:14:21.580 --> 0:14:25.390 isn't realistic. And Larry apparently said to Jason, that literally 0:14:25.460 --> 0:14:27.460 happened to me. And that's exactly what I said to 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:31.260 the person. And Jason's like, well, I gotta remember that 0:14:31.300 --> 0:14:32.180 Larry David. 0:14:32.060 --> 0:14:33.260 Is George Costanza. 0:14:33.660 --> 0:14:35.820 And if Larry says it happened to him, then it's 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:39.750 definitely possible that it happened to George. So, yeah, it 0:14:39.790 --> 0:14:42.270 was possible because it was superstar Mike Morris, and he 0:14:42.510 --> 0:14:43.510 drove around the parking lot. 0:14:43.990 --> 0:14:44.470 So good. 0:14:44.490 --> 0:14:47.330 Listening to Slim Whitman. Today's my day. I'm reaching out 0:14:47.350 --> 0:14:48.990 to that young man. I'm going to find a way 0:14:49.030 --> 0:14:51.390 to get him back on the show before 25 happens. 0:14:51.410 --> 0:14:53.550 Well, the bat signal would just be drive around the 0:14:53.590 --> 0:14:55.470 Twin Cities listening to Slim Whitman and see if he 0:14:55.490 --> 0:14:57.980 just pops out from behind the bushes and goes, Hey, Hawk. 0:14:58.340 --> 0:15:00.940 What were you doing in there, Star? Practicing cursive? 0:15:02.220 --> 0:15:04.540 We listened to a lot of Slim Whitman on this 0:15:04.580 --> 0:15:05.400 show for a while. 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:07.500 We'd play it all the time. 0:15:07.540 --> 0:15:07.740 Yeah. 0:15:08.590 --> 0:15:12.520 He loved it. I don't even think ironically. No, he 0:15:12.540 --> 0:15:14.420 loved it. I think he actually liked it. 0:15:14.460 --> 0:15:15.780 It's great. I love it. 0:15:15.920 --> 0:15:18.920 I think it was something like his old man loved 0:15:18.980 --> 0:15:21.960 it or something. I think that's why he... Because wasn't 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:26.170 it like infomercials, Hawk? Wasn't that the bit with Slim Whitman? 0:15:26.710 --> 0:15:30.390 His CDs or collection was on sale with Time Life 0:15:30.450 --> 0:15:31.010 or something? 0:15:31.030 --> 0:15:31.690 The K-Tel thing. 0:15:31.830 --> 0:15:33.050 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:15:34.340 --> 0:15:37.460 But yeah, somebody, I think he bought a Slim Whitman 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:38.480 CD or something. 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:40.140 New, from Keitel. 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:42.330 Man. 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:44.390 Was that a local company? Was Keitel the one that 0:15:44.410 --> 0:15:46.230 was a local company that did all the... No, it was. 0:15:46.270 --> 0:15:48.490 You're thinking of Harvey Keitel from Reservoir Dogs. 0:15:48.530 --> 0:15:49.570 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:15:49.610 --> 0:15:53.410 But it was a local company that made those compilation CDs. 0:15:53.830 --> 0:15:54.250 No kidding. 0:15:54.700 --> 0:15:55.010 Yeah. 0:15:56.080 --> 0:15:59.750