Speaker 1: Kd w B.
Speaker 2: Well heavy Monday. It's kd w B the Vikings one.
Speaker 2: This this shows you the Packers play tonight. I know
Speaker 2: that this is. This is what I've done on Sunday.
Speaker 2: I don't watch football on Sunday anymore. And you know
Speaker 2: what it's done for me. It's freed up my Sunday.
Speaker 2: So now I've got Sundays free. You had to if
Speaker 2: you're a Vikings fan. You had a terrible day yesterday
Speaker 2: because they lost to Baltimore. M I didn't care because
Speaker 2: I was doing other things, napping, I was I didn't
Speaker 2: take a nap. The girls were over yesterday, so the
Speaker 2: girls came over. We made pottery. We played a new game,
Speaker 2: a game called Hurry Up Chicken Butt, which is on
Speaker 2: my radar this week. You ever heard of Hurry Up
Speaker 2: Chicken button? They make anything. Order it on Amazon. You
Speaker 2: gotta one was three, one is five and they loved
Speaker 2: Hurry Up Chicken Butt, so ordered that.
Speaker 3: Don't you watch a lot of college football.
Speaker 2: The Gophers were off the past weekend, so I don't
Speaker 2: watch Ohio State. That's Susan's team because they win all
Speaker 2: the time, and she's like that, You guys there show good.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's boring to watch your team win all
Speaker 2: the time. It's gonna be did they win by forty
Speaker 2: five points or sixty three points? So the Vikings lost yesterday, then.
Speaker 3: Yeah they lost.
Speaker 2: Don't care. Don't care. I gave it up Kings one.
Speaker 2: It's like like giving up cigarettes. I don't care, I
Speaker 2: don't use.
Speaker 3: You miss them, you miss cigarette.
Speaker 2: Let me let me just tell you something. If I
Speaker 2: could have a cigarette, like right now, I would have one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But it wouldn't cause you to like buy a
Speaker 4: pack and start chain smoking.
Speaker 2: No, it would because I've been down that road before.
Speaker 2: It's I'm just gonna have one. Come on, give me
Speaker 2: one cigarette. Next thing you know, I'm over at the
Speaker 2: holiday station store going yeah, I'll have a pack of
Speaker 2: Marlboro lights. We had Bailey had a date, so really quick, Okay,
Speaker 2: tell me about your date on Friday night that we're
Speaker 2: gonna get to sendy Jenny's mom's date.
Speaker 5: I had a date with a guy I'm out on
Speaker 5: Hinge on Friday at Lake Monster Brewing. I was nervous
Speaker 5: and he was nervous too, so we were both nervous.
Speaker 5: But it was nice. He was funny and he was
Speaker 5: really cute. He's got these cute little cheeks, so when
Speaker 5: he smiles, his like cute little apples and cheeks are
Speaker 5: like really sweet, and uh yeah, I hugged him at
Speaker 5: the end. Okay, also like six' three, oh and he
Speaker 5: had like a little pea coat on and that was
Speaker 5: so cute peak culture Fly, yeah long did the date?
Speaker 5: Last we got there at seven and probably left at
Speaker 5: like TEN a date that's, okay, good but LIKE i
Speaker 5: had stuff to do the next, day So i'm, LIKE
Speaker 5: i can't.
Speaker 2: Stay you want to leave them wanting, more right.
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 5: Yeah so my thing with going on days is THAT
Speaker 5: i usually kind of ramble on and on and on
Speaker 5: a lot about dorky. Stuff and one POINT i was
Speaker 5: talking about my cat AND i was, Like.
Speaker 6: Bailey, stop did you guys leave it open ended so
Speaker 6: that there's you, know another.
Speaker 3: Day, Friday Bailey.
Speaker 5: Jay and what's even cuter is, that, honestly LIKE i
Speaker 5: have a really full, Week LIKE i don't have a
Speaker 5: lot of, time but one of my little side gigs
Speaker 5: is going to watch high school theater and doing educational
Speaker 5: evaluations of their. Musicals AND i was, LIKE i get two,
Speaker 5: tickets do you want to. Go he's, like sounds. Fun oh,
Speaker 5: no he's. Going that's, great he's going with.
Speaker 2: Me, usually After bailey goes on a, date she comes
Speaker 2: up with reasons why it didn't. Work, well look at.
Speaker 2: Her she's. Glowing she's.
Speaker 5: GLOWING i told, you, YEAH i Told jenny To, yesterday
Speaker 5: he sent me a picture of his face and he
Speaker 5: was wearing glasses AND i was, like oh, god it's
Speaker 5: gorgeous with glasses.
Speaker 3: On oh a man and the, GLASSES i.
Speaker 2: Swear, Okay now we got to get To. Cindy this
Speaker 2: Is jenny's mom out in Fond. Last here we. Go, hello, Gorgeous.
Speaker 7: Hey good morning, Everybody good morning.
Speaker 2: Sin cindy Is jenny's mama and she's been single for a,
Speaker 2: while but she met a guy somewhere a few months.
Speaker 2: Ago did you have a date this, Weekend?
Speaker 7: Cindy, well first of, All, bailly way to, go, Congratulations
Speaker 7: thank you. Man you know it wasn't a, date per.
Speaker 7: Se it Was i'm on. Over he offered to come
Speaker 7: over and help me clean up my. Garage oh that
Speaker 7: was our.
Speaker 2: Date now that's very, sweet because that's that's code word
Speaker 2: for let's clean up the garage and then let's go
Speaker 2: inside and have a couple of glasses as chardone afterword
Speaker 2: and then put my head like you, know like rest
Speaker 2: my head on your. Lap so tell me how did everything?
Speaker 7: Go, well that's the funny, part BECAUSE i made he
Speaker 7: was he has there's a lot going on in his
Speaker 7: life right, now some personal, issues and he's he texted
Speaker 7: me this week and he, says you, Know i'm so
Speaker 7: sorry for the time inconvenience was his. Words AND i,
Speaker 7: said what's. Fine you, know there's just a lot of
Speaker 7: things going. On so, anyway he was going to go
Speaker 7: duck hunting and leave at five, o'clock AND i, said that's.
Speaker 7: FINE i, said come, over make you, lunch made them.
Speaker 7: Lunch we went back outside and we you, know got
Speaker 7: the patio table in the garage and he goes, one
Speaker 7: didn't really do. MUCH i, said, WELL i do need
Speaker 7: shelving put up in the, garage can you. Know so
Speaker 7: you could see the wheels turning in his. Head so,
Speaker 7: anyway that's maybe. Future and then he says and then you,
Speaker 7: know things are a little in the garage and he's, like,
Speaker 7: well how about you go in the house. Now this
Speaker 7: thing cleaned up in one hour and Then i'll be right.
Speaker 7: IN i, said, no you're, leaving and that ain't gonna.
Speaker 7: Happen you, KNOW i gues you're, Leaving you're. Leaving so, anyway,
Speaker 7: wait so he told.
Speaker 3: You to go in the house and what prepare yourself
Speaker 3: for a bunch.
Speaker 2: Of like like go take a shower and shave your
Speaker 2: legs and all this.
Speaker 7: STUFF i, SAID i, Said i'm.
Speaker 8: Dirty i've been get dirty edge.
Speaker 7: Too, anyway and he was dirty.
Speaker 8: Anything it doesn't.
Speaker 7: MATTER i in this point in my, LIFE i know
Speaker 7: how what my expectations. Are and then and it's not Like.
Speaker 3: I'm going to play a.
Speaker 7: Game but it's okay to just, say you, know another,
Speaker 7: week another, week, OKAY i got so, yeah oh Next
Speaker 7: monday should be. Phenomenal but What i'm, saying take your, time,
Speaker 7: everybody don't jump in and and the thing, Is i'm
Speaker 7: getting really positive responses and. Caring and we laughed so
Speaker 7: hard in the grass.
Speaker 5: Love.
Speaker 2: THAT i think that's one of the most important things
Speaker 2: that you. Laugh, yeah we.
Speaker 4: Laughed and he did offer to bring over a, screwdriver
Speaker 4: like to help hammer kind of. Hammer he's, like do
Speaker 4: you need to bring a hammer or a, screwdriver which
Speaker 4: was a sexual.
Speaker 3: Innuendo on his.
Speaker 7: Part Should, oh there was another bad, line BUT i
Speaker 7: can't repeat that Because i'm a. Person, no, no, no,
Speaker 7: No do you know what it?
Speaker 3: WAS i don't know WHAT i do.
Speaker 7: Know, however get my text AND i can't.
Speaker 4: Remember, Well i'll tell you what she said in the
Speaker 4: text of the group family. Chat is my brother in, Lago?
Speaker 4: Cindy does he know that your entire like relationship is
Speaker 4: getting aired On katie W bt to thousands of? People
Speaker 4: and she says, no he, Doesn't BUT i think after
Speaker 4: a good night in, BED i will tell.
Speaker 3: Him LO L.
Speaker 2: Cindy we wish we could talk, longer but unfortunately the
Speaker 2: clock is against. Us but good good luck with your.
Speaker 2: Man we'll talk to you again. Soon, okay, okay. Okay
Speaker 2: love is in the Air mayley And cindy And Wow
Speaker 2: jenny And. Wow not. Us it is Under IT'S KD W.
Speaker 2: B it's a little chilly. Outside it was chilli over the.
Speaker 2: Weekend you probably spend a lot of time indoors this.
Speaker 2: Weekend hopefully you got to do something. Fun what was
Speaker 2: your slow Cooker? Sunday it was shrimp. Chowder it was really,
Speaker 2: Good it really was, good and it just fills the
Speaker 2: whole house with like a smell with an. Aroma so
Speaker 2: she got you, know you, got you, know you got
Speaker 2: like the cold weather outside of the, snow and then
Speaker 2: the croc pot is just it was. WONDERFUL i watched
Speaker 2: the show over the weekend Called. Pluribus have you guys
Speaker 2: heard of this? ONE i am supposed. Obed it's supposedly
Speaker 2: taken over the, world says the guy who Did Breaking,
Speaker 2: Bad Vince. Gilligan it. Is it could not be any
Speaker 2: different Than Breaking. Bad it is about a kind of
Speaker 2: like an alien, invasion but it's a very peaceful alien,
Speaker 2: invasion and there's one woman who is able to. Resist
Speaker 2: and it sounds, stupid but it's really good and very,
Speaker 2: compelling and it is kind of like a lot of
Speaker 2: people's new. Obsession, yes, yeah somebody said that they just
Speaker 2: can't get. Enough, also we watched A Baby girl Because
Speaker 2: susan and that. MOVIE i Like Baby. Girls susan and
Speaker 2: friends were, like they're out of a you, know they
Speaker 2: were chirping about it the other day And she's, like,
Speaker 2: Yeah i'm supposed to Watch Baby girl With Nicole kidman
Speaker 2: because it's really, naughty And i'm, like yeah it. Is
Speaker 2: and so we watched. It she didn't like it that.
Speaker 2: Much this is kind of, stupid, classic well weird when
Speaker 2: something brand new on the. Show this is Called Bitter Ex.
Speaker 2: Girlfriend here's the Way Bitter Ex girlfriend. Works we found
Speaker 2: somebody who is going to basically they're playing the part
Speaker 2: of the bitter ex girlfriend and this is. Real her
Speaker 2: name Is. Sarah she's going to talk to her old
Speaker 2: boyfriend and then she's gonna tell us why he, sucked
Speaker 2: why she likes her new. Boyfriend, okay so we need
Speaker 2: some sort of sparkly music in the.
Speaker 4: Background anything at, All, jenny anything is better than, anything
Speaker 4: is better than.
Speaker 2: Nothing right, Now i've got. Nothing, okay so here we.
Speaker 2: Go let's get started With Bitter Ex. Girlfriend this is
Speaker 2: a trial. RUN i want you to use this as an.
Speaker 2: Example then you will call in at six, five one
Speaker 2: nine eight NINE kwb and give your own solo soliloquy
Speaker 2: A Bitter Ex. Girlfriend, Hello, sarah you are our first
Speaker 2: contestant ever On Bitter Ex. Girlfriend take take it, Away,
Speaker 2: Sarah let's hear what you? Got all?
Speaker 7: Right, Well i'm so glad he is gone and over.
Speaker 7: With he, sucks just, Sucks his band, Sucks he can't
Speaker 7: dance he can't.
Speaker 2: Kiss the band. Sucks, okay you can't? Dance what else.
Speaker 7: He cannot?
Speaker 1: Kiss?
Speaker 7: You? GROSS i mean he was. TALL i give him.
Speaker 7: That he was, Tall but he walked like a.
Speaker 3: Duck, okay like his feet turned out.
Speaker 7: Words, Yeah i'm just LIKE i don't, know sauntering.
Speaker 5: Along.
Speaker 7: Okay but the new, guy the new, guy first big,
Speaker 7: thing he's not dating anyone else.
Speaker 2: Shot, Fire, okay it's.
Speaker 9: Important, yeah he's actually kind and knows how to.
Speaker 5: Walk and he knows how to walk not like a
Speaker 5: duck with.
Speaker 7: CONFIDENCE m.
Speaker 3: Got.
Speaker 2: It.
Speaker 3: Okay and he.
Speaker 7: Doesn't smell like alcohol all.
Speaker 3: The time because it just like lives on.
Speaker 2: Them surely the old, guy his band. Sucks he smells
Speaker 2: like the most personal. Insult my band, doesn't so it doesn't.
Speaker 2: Suck we're.
Speaker 3: Good we played in the basement of first Have.
Speaker 5: One, okay, no, No does the new guy rock your?
Speaker 2: World he?
Speaker 1: Does he?
Speaker 2: Does, okay knows all the right spots and everything he.
Speaker 7: Knows oh, yeah he knows all the right. Spots there's
Speaker 7: no extra, spit but there's enough.
Speaker 6: Spit whoa, Okay, Okay so that's the way bitter ex girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Works you will call in and put your old boyfriend on. Blast,
Speaker 2: yes do, it and then you will tell us how
Speaker 2: wonderful the new boyfriend. Is it's called bitter ex. Girlfriend
Speaker 2: do you have one that you want to do?
Speaker 5: WELL i don't have a good day by, Guys.
Speaker 3: SARAH i don't have a current.
Speaker 5: Boyfriend BUT i can, say, Like, okay my bitter ex,
Speaker 5: boyfriend better ex. Girlfriend, hey old, boyfriend get off the.
Speaker 5: Chair stop sitting in the chair all the. Time THE
Speaker 5: tv will be there when you're you come.
Speaker 3: Back, hey you got that? Treadmill why don't you use it?
Speaker 5: Instead it's not just a it's not just a clothing.
Speaker 3: Rack ha. HAHA, o the cat's. Mine hands.
Speaker 2: Off, okay bitter ex, girlfriend if you got, one we'll
Speaker 2: try this and see how it. Works six, five, one
Speaker 2: nine eight NINE Kd Double, ub.
Speaker 3: You saved my heart from the fade.
Speaker 2: Up, oh good, morning It's. Monday IT'S Kd Double. UB
Speaker 2: a lot of people want to know if bunches out
Speaker 2: of the doghouse, yet because you were fighting with not, fighting,
Speaker 2: no but you were debating whether to go to church
Speaker 2: With alyssa last. Week, well there is no.
Speaker 3: FIGHT i just always. Lose, yeah she wanted me to
Speaker 3: go to.
Speaker 6: Church AND i SAID i was open to, it but
Speaker 6: then she finally asked AND i was, like, no, thanks
Speaker 6: and she was.
Speaker 3: Pissed i'm Good.
Speaker 6: Now it's just so funny because Like, monday so the
Speaker 6: day after it all, happened we were. Fine last, week
Speaker 6: she didn't ask me to go to, church had all
Speaker 6: yesterday like it didn't even come. Up So i'm, like,
Speaker 6: really all of this nonsense last week for it to
Speaker 6: not for it to be like a one and.
Speaker 2: Done do you think she was? Trying, YEAH i was gonna,
Speaker 2: say do you think she was trying to avoid the? Fight?
Speaker 2: NO i think she just didn't want to go.
Speaker 6: Herself, no well we went to we tried to, church
Speaker 6: and we both agreed that like it was, nice it
Speaker 6: just wasn't for. Us BUT i also when we went
Speaker 6: into it and she was, like, OH i just want
Speaker 6: TO i want to try, IT i want to see
Speaker 6: but it doesn't have to be an every week. Thing
Speaker 6: SO i guess it's fine to her for her to
Speaker 6: say it's not an every week. Thing but WHEN i
Speaker 6: say it's a, problem it's because she.
Speaker 3: Gave up on. You, no she didn't give up on.
Speaker 2: Me, no we're.
Speaker 3: Partners we don't just break. Up, ever we don't go to.
Speaker 3: CHURCH i didn't say she broke up with.
Speaker 5: You she just gave up on asking you because you
Speaker 5: were such a pill about it in the first.
Speaker 3: Place now we're all. Good i'm out of the.
Speaker 2: Doghouse, okay good, Amen but vont is about to stir
Speaker 2: the pot On KATIE Wb what do you.
Speaker 3: Got stop walking your pets in a.
Speaker 6: Stroller, gosh this bothers me WHEN i see people coming
Speaker 6: down and it's like one of those little wagons THAT
Speaker 6: i put groceries, in or an actual stroller and your
Speaker 6: dog's just sitting there.
Speaker 3: Chilling why what if your dog is, elderly THEN i
Speaker 3: just feel like your dog should be. Walking that's the, point,
Speaker 3: though what if he?
Speaker 2: Can't, okay all.
Speaker 3: Right that's the point of going outside with the.
Speaker 2: DOG i think it's adorable WHEN i see a little
Speaker 2: dog in a. Stroller at the same, TIME i would
Speaker 2: never own a dog that needs to be pushed at a. Stroller,
Speaker 2: YEAH i would never own a, yippy, yappy Little Yorkshire
Speaker 2: terrier dog of nose or whatever those things. Are don't
Speaker 2: crap On. Yorkis they're so. Cute, yeah they are. CUTE
Speaker 2: i would never have one we you know what they.
Speaker 2: Do they stand at the front door and bark at.
Speaker 6: Everything it's always the small dogs that are the, Yappiest
Speaker 6: And i'm.
Speaker 5: Like you don't sit down if they're elderly, though so, like,
Speaker 5: yeah you got a yappie, dog but your yappy.
Speaker 3: Dogs seventeen his back legs don't work.
Speaker 2: Anymore your, Story, now that's okay because you're a little yampy.
Speaker 2: Dog if any size you can push you in a
Speaker 2: wagon or something like. THAT i would just never have
Speaker 2: a little Yappy.
Speaker 6: YORKIE i also don't THINK i would take the dog
Speaker 6: that can't walk on a.
Speaker 3: Walk doesn't it want?
Speaker 10: Air?
Speaker 3: YEAH i was gonna say they want to see the, World,
Speaker 3: yeah fresh.
Speaker 5: Air there's this really like very elderly dog in my
Speaker 5: neighborhood that gets pushed around in a stroller every single
Speaker 5: day AND i don't think he can see because his
Speaker 5: eyes are real cloudy and he just sits smiles pants
Speaker 5: the whole, time just like getting pushed, around.
Speaker 3: And i'm, like look at.
Speaker 5: Him he's just smelling all the smells and hearing all
Speaker 5: the sounds and he's probably this is this is his
Speaker 5: joy of his, day and he's gonna die.
Speaker 3: Soon, Fone why are you so? Negative, jeez you're the.
Speaker 6: One such a sin if they don't have, legs what
Speaker 6: if they can't walk on? It not only is it the,
Speaker 6: small yappy, dogs but it's also the, fat ugly dog
Speaker 6: that they that you have in the.
Speaker 2: Stroller listen.
Speaker 4: This some dogs are like, kids where like your toddler
Speaker 4: wants to walk for a little bit and then like they're, like,
Speaker 4: YEAH i don't want to walk, anymore and either you
Speaker 4: carry them or you throw them in a. STROLLER i
Speaker 4: know a lot of dogs that like want to walk
Speaker 4: for a little bit and then they're over, it so
Speaker 4: then you can throw them in a.
Speaker 2: STROLLER a dog don't get that.
Speaker 6: Luxury first of, all you can't communicate to me that
Speaker 6: you don't want to, walk but you are a, dog
Speaker 6: you're going to walk on this.
Speaker 3: Walk they can. Communicate they literally just sit down and don't.
Speaker 3: Move that's oh my. God aver our dog she's eight
Speaker 3: months and she's a.
Speaker 6: Coonhound she does that from time to time.
Speaker 2: Where she'll just get.
Speaker 6: Distracted so sometimes she'll just, sit but it's in the
Speaker 6: most inconvenient, place like we're in the middle of like
Speaker 6: crossing the, street and she'll see another dog and just
Speaker 6: sit And i'm, like ave of this traffic coming when
Speaker 6: dogs do. That, gosh stop walking your dogs and. Strollers
Speaker 6: it's not what it'.
Speaker 2: For, okay thank. You it is time for the dirt
Speaker 2: On Katie Dave Ryan show one on one point three KD.
Speaker 2: WB i stay to late and Watch Saturday Night live
Speaker 2: a little bit of it BECAUSE i wanted to See Nicky.
Speaker 2: Glazer here's a little clip Of Nikki glazier's opening. MONOLOGY
Speaker 2: i saw this girl the other.
Speaker 3: Day she was probably six years, old and her dad
Speaker 3: was trying to take a picture of her and he was, Like.
Speaker 2: Mackenzie look over, here and she was, like, dad.
Speaker 3: Get my good. Side she like did like a public good.
Speaker 3: Side six so sad because she didn't have.
Speaker 4: One and it's, like is she gonna find out she
Speaker 4: needs to learn a, trade.
Speaker 3: You, know like hander a wrench or do. COMEDY i don't.
Speaker 2: KNOW i love. HER i didn't watch past, that but
Speaker 2: the monologue was.
Speaker 4: Good Sidney sweeney is on a losing streak like none
Speaker 4: other right now because this weekend's biopic Of christy barely
Speaker 4: made one million dollars.
Speaker 3: Despite a lot of hair.
Speaker 4: PROMOTIONS i Guess she was in two other movies this,
Speaker 4: year which you won't remember because nobody saw.
Speaker 3: Them one was.
Speaker 4: Called eden and it earned two point five million at
Speaker 4: the box, office and another one Called americana and it
Speaker 4: made half a, million which is hers a million. Now,
Speaker 4: like just looking at other things that are in the
Speaker 4: box office right, now the number one movie made forty.
Speaker 4: Million productor Bad Lands Regretting you made seven point one,
Speaker 4: million And Black phone two made five point three. Million
Speaker 4: so just to like, Compare, yeah half a million might
Speaker 4: seem like a lot of, money but it's not in
Speaker 4: the grand scheme of a.
Speaker 3: Movie you really.
Speaker 2: Can't make a movie anymore for less than like five
Speaker 2: or ten million, dollars and that's a low budget. One
Speaker 2: some of them have a budget of like two hundred million.
Speaker 2: Dollars so a movie making five hundred thousand not even
Speaker 2: not even a. Blip.
Speaker 5: Yikes Dakota fanning was On Watch What Happens live this past,
Speaker 5: weekend and she said that for the last twenty, Years
Speaker 5: Tom cruise has given her shoes on her.
Speaker 3: Birthday it's really as simple as. That he's just always given.
Speaker 11: Me but are they like nice?
Speaker 3: Shoes are they? Speakers are they like they're nice, shoes nice.
Speaker 4: Nice and he knows your size and one if your
Speaker 4: ties changed over it has changed over the, years so
Speaker 4: we got your.
Speaker 3: New size and he's.
Speaker 5: Adapted and the tradition started in two thousand and five
Speaker 5: when they co started In war of The worlds.
Speaker 3: TOGETHER i think that is quirky and different AND i like.
Speaker 2: It you AND i both Liked war of The.
Speaker 5: WORLD i Love war The. World you know what? HERE
Speaker 5: i want to say one other thing about my. SO
Speaker 5: i told my date that because we were talking about alien,
Speaker 5: MOVIES i was talking About war of The worlds because
Speaker 5: for some, reason that's always in my.
Speaker 3: Vernacular AND i told.
Speaker 5: Him to watch this other movie alien movie Called No
Speaker 5: One Will Save, you which has no.
Speaker 3: Dialogue it is just.
Speaker 5: Whoa it's very, good AND i mentioned it literally in.
Speaker 5: PASSING i was, like, OH i really love this Movie
Speaker 5: No One Will Save. You and then he watched it
Speaker 5: yesterday because of my. Recommendation you are quite the.
Speaker 2: INFLUENCER i WATCHED K Pop Demon hunters because you were
Speaker 2: asking me to. Watch, yeah go Watch. Pluribus the only
Speaker 2: thing About pluribus is if they release a new episode Every,
Speaker 2: friday and it's if you like alien, invasion sci fi
Speaker 2: kind of, stuff but it's more the woman in. It
Speaker 2: she was In better Call. Sault she Was saul's like business, lawyer, partner,
Speaker 2: whatever so you'll recognize. Her but she is like totally,
Speaker 2: normal down to. Earth but everybody else has become like
Speaker 2: A stepford wife because the aliens have sent a code
Speaker 2: To earth that makes everybody. LIFE i don't. Know placid
Speaker 2: is that the.
Speaker 3: Word it's not like bloody and gutty and.
Speaker 2: Nothing, okay, Good, yeah it's called pluribus, okay and it's really.
Speaker 2: GOOD i love.
Speaker 3: That Britney spears is back On.
Speaker 4: Instagram she took a quick break and returned On, friday
Speaker 4: and she posted about it, said so much has happened this.
Speaker 3: Year it's.
Speaker 4: CRAZY i try to live within my means in the
Speaker 4: book draw The circle as an incredible. Perspective but a
Speaker 4: week ago she had deactivated her account of attention with
Speaker 4: her Ex kevin feederline and his self serving Memoir they,
Speaker 4: say but, Basically cave had claimed that his intent was
Speaker 4: to Help, brittany yet he wrote Very scannal's claims of
Speaker 4: her drinking when pregnant and breastfeeding while.
Speaker 3: High on illegal.
Speaker 4: Drugs so you can imagine a woman who's already probably
Speaker 4: struggling mentally and then a book like that comes out about.
Speaker 3: Them it wasn't very helpful for.
Speaker 5: HER i did look up that the book that she
Speaker 5: said is helping.
Speaker 3: Her draw the.
Speaker 5: Circle it is a forty day prayer challenge to get
Speaker 5: you to experience more, passionate, persistent intimate communication With. God
Speaker 5: so apparently that is bringing her. Through good for. Her,
Speaker 5: hey you know, what different strokes for different. Folks if
Speaker 5: that works for, her Then i've got nothing against. It
Speaker 5: Taylor swift And Sabrina carpenter went out to dinner together last.
Speaker 5: Week we think That Taylor swift's taken all of her
Speaker 5: bridesmaids out for one on one dinners to you, know
Speaker 5: celebrate their. Bridesmaidship and, uh it's really funny Because Taylor
Speaker 5: swift's wearing these like very tall tall heels and towers
Speaker 5: Over Sabrina.
Speaker 3: Carpenter but they both look really.
Speaker 5: Great And Taylor swift has also gone out With Gigi,
Speaker 5: Hadid Ashley, avignon not her sure who that, is and Now.
Speaker 5: Sabrina so now if the theory is, true we're only
Speaker 5: going to see her go out With Selena gomez and
Speaker 5: her high school bff as.
Speaker 2: Well totally makes. Sense, Yeah rock And Roll hall Of
Speaker 2: fame induction ceremony was over the. Weekend there's a lot
Speaker 2: of little clips that we could. Play let's, you let's
Speaker 2: Do Olivia rodrigo Doing we're going to Be friends to
Speaker 2: honor The White. Stripes Here's Olivia.
Speaker 6: Rodrigo we, said every close.
Speaker 2: Teacher thinks that our souls.
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Speaker 6: of The bitch went?
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Speaker 2: I only know that song From Napoleon. DYNAMITE i was,
Speaker 2: LIKE i love the. Song is that The White stripes
Speaker 2: that sing you know.
Speaker 3: That we are gonna be?
Speaker 2: FRIENDS i only knew that. Song i've never heard that
Speaker 2: song anywhere but On Napoleon dynamite.
Speaker 6: There and Then conan O'Brien as a. Podcast that's like
Speaker 6: the theme. Song that's HOW i know.
Speaker 2: IT, ok, seriously that is. Funny all. Right that is
Speaker 2: a dirt brought to you by six one Two Injured
Speaker 2: heimer And Lamber's Injury Lag and now it is time
Speaker 2: for you to pitch your idea On Dave. Tank you
Speaker 2: will enter the. Tank you will greet the. Sharks, Me
Speaker 2: i'm the, shark and then you will tell me your
Speaker 2: idea for a fictional. Invention IF i like your fictional,
Speaker 2: INVENTION i will invest twenty dollars of my own money
Speaker 2: in your. Invention SO i will start off with my.
Speaker 2: Own remember it's a, fictional far fetched. Invention mine is
Speaker 2: the caso car. Cup you ever driving through traffic and
Speaker 2: you're maybe on four ninety four down In Eden prairie
Speaker 2: by coming up on one, hundred and it's just slow
Speaker 2: and you're. Hungry, yeah the caso car cup heats up
Speaker 2: a pre measured amount of caso delicious caso in the
Speaker 2: car cup. Holder you provide your own chips dorito scoops
Speaker 2: for WHAT i, Recommends, okay tost, taste thank, you you're.
Speaker 2: Right and then and then when the caso car cup
Speaker 2: up your, caso it turns, green you pop it open
Speaker 2: and then you dip your tostito scoops into The keso
Speaker 2: car cup while you slowly make your way down four
Speaker 2: ninety four Too highway seventy, seven Lovely caso car. Cup
Speaker 2: that is my. Invention CAN i go go? Ahead? Van?
Speaker 3: Yeah so you remember those pens that they used to
Speaker 3: have where you'd push it. Down what are the, ends
Speaker 3: it'd be, multiple multiple. Colors, well we have an upgrade.
Speaker 6: Now, finally, however many years in the, future it's that same,
Speaker 6: thing but with a sharpie because you need what you
Speaker 6: need your red, sharpie your GREEN, sharpi your blue. Sharpie
Speaker 6: so we'll call it the multi colored, sharpie and it
Speaker 6: has like six different colors on.
Speaker 2: It, OKAY i like. That now you'll call in six, five, one,
Speaker 2: nine eight, nine, kdo but you be you'll tell us
Speaker 2: about your. INVENTION i will choose the best fictional invention
Speaker 2: and give you twenty dollars to invest.
Speaker 3: In, wow it's exciting you have.
Speaker 9: One.
Speaker 4: Yeah my invention is, basically it's going to copy exactly
Speaker 4: what THOSE tsa machines are where you walk in and
Speaker 4: you put your arms over your, body like at the
Speaker 4: top of your.
Speaker 3: Head.
Speaker 4: Yeah so it does like a full body scan real
Speaker 4: quick to see what pain you. Have as soon as
Speaker 4: it scans, you you put your arms, down it does
Speaker 4: a little fool and then it heals whatever pain you. Have,
Speaker 4: wow this is the Body heeler three thousands for everyone
Speaker 4: thirty years and. Older, yes there's an age requirement on.
Speaker 4: It you must be thirty plus or. Not these are
Speaker 4: not for the young. Ones, okay these are for all
Speaker 4: of us old. PEOPLE i can't wake up with a
Speaker 4: creak in our.
Speaker 2: Neck, now old, People, yes that are thirty. Five, Okay,
Speaker 2: bailey you got a shark taking?
Speaker 5: Sure, yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay this one is going to be called the Way Wam.
Speaker 5: Baby so when you're a child and or pet starts
Speaker 5: to cry and need, something it's going to scan what
Speaker 5: it is that they need because they can't Speak english,
Speaker 5: yet and it'll go, wait, BABY i want to go. Outside,
Speaker 5: wait wait, BABY i need to change my. Diaper and
Speaker 5: so you don't have to suss out exactly what your
Speaker 5: child and or pet. Needs the Way Wait baby tells
Speaker 5: you it's a little like collar that they can wear
Speaker 5: like a little.
Speaker 3: Necklace some ice From.
Speaker 5: Jenny, no that's the way were, baby and hers is
Speaker 5: the body scam three Thousand oh, okay all, right welcome
Speaker 5: to The Tank.
Speaker 2: Sharks we got people on the phone here whoever ready
Speaker 2: to pitch their idea for shark For Dave. Tank first
Speaker 2: up in the tank Is. Nathan good, Morning, nathan good.
Speaker 2: Morning what are you going to pitch to?
Speaker 1: Us, well mine.
Speaker 12: Is called a, jar a digital audio recording because half
Speaker 12: the Time i'm listening to you guys on the radio
Speaker 12: and it just automatically records the, uh the, thing whatever's
Speaker 12: on the, radio and then you just hit the rewind
Speaker 12: button half the time because you miss what you're, saying
Speaker 12: so you can hear what you say.
Speaker 5: Again oh so it's essentially he's like listening to the
Speaker 5: podcast in real.
Speaker 3: Time he's not having.
Speaker 1: To wait for it, exactly but it's in every. Car
Speaker 1: you just hit the rewind button and it rewinds, back you,
Speaker 1: know twenty thirty, seconds so you can hear that part
Speaker 1: in the. Song or your guys is, like you, know you,
Speaker 1: know you're.
Speaker 2: Looking, Hilarious. Joe if you miss What bailey's date was all?
Speaker 2: About your rewind man a little. Bit THE D A,
Speaker 2: r THE.
Speaker 1: Dar you can't rewind the same thing.
Speaker 2: Digital audio, REWINDER i like for your. Radio it is
Speaker 2: kind of like.
Speaker 5: That.
Speaker 2: Okay next up in the tank Is. Jessica, jessica welcome
Speaker 2: To Dave. Tank what are you going to pitch to us?
Speaker 11: Today, okay so this is Imagine nike, pumps the type
Speaker 11: of shoes you could pump up full, air but imagine
Speaker 11: it's a. Bra so you're on a. Date you're fully pumped,
Speaker 11: up and everything's going. Great as the night kind.
Speaker 7: Of goes, down things are.
Speaker 11: Getting closer to, you and you can.
Speaker 10: Slowly kind of let out the air so he's not
Speaker 10: super shocked by the end of.
Speaker 3: Day oh my, god it's. Brilliant when you take off your,
Speaker 3: bra nothing is there.
Speaker 13: Anymore, well you can start all, great, yeah and then
Speaker 13: slowly let it, out so when you do take your bra,
Speaker 13: off then he's not so, disappointed right?
Speaker 7: Exactly or she be fully pumped till date number.
Speaker 1: TWO i don't, know not a bad.
Speaker 2: IDEA i don't like that. One thank, You jessica pumped up.
Speaker 2: Bra another entry into The dave. Tank let's talk To. Maddie, Hi,
Speaker 2: maddie we're gonna invest twenty dollars in the best invention. Idea,
Speaker 2: maddie let's hear your. Pitch.
Speaker 10: Hi, Yeah so my pitch is if you are out
Speaker 10: in the rain and your glasses always get wet from the,
Speaker 10: rain super glasses where you have a little winshield wipers
Speaker 10: on your, glasses just like you for your windshield ups
Speaker 10: in your car windshield.
Speaker 3: GLASSES i like that is your invention Called.
Speaker 8: Oh the glasses.
Speaker 5: Wipers, no no chattypt. There maybe there's like a fog
Speaker 5: a fog application for those windshield wiper glasses as.
Speaker 3: Well that would be really.
Speaker 2: Nice all, right let's go To. Amanda, Hello, amanda welcome
Speaker 2: To Dave. Tank what are you going to pitch to
Speaker 2: the sharks? Today?
Speaker 11: Hello, YES i actually have an invention that would go
Speaker 11: with Your caso cups for the.
Speaker 1: Car.
Speaker 11: Yeah so it would be a bib. Ball so it's
Speaker 11: like a bib and it's a ball and you can
Speaker 11: put your chips in it and then you're driving and
Speaker 11: your hands, free and then you get to just grab
Speaker 11: a chip right out of your big bowl and dip
Speaker 11: it right into your car case o.
Speaker 2: Cup it's the caseo car. Cup, okay let's get.
Speaker 6: It get the, patent, correct come on the.
Speaker 2: TRAIN i like. It is it there something like?
Speaker 7: That?
Speaker 2: Already is there a bid with a bowl on it
Speaker 2: for a little? Kids, yeah like baby?
Speaker 3: Stuff obviously this is adult.
Speaker 11: Sized bit like a full.
Speaker 2: Bag oh cause you gotta have a. Bag, okay last
Speaker 2: entry Into Dave tank for a twenty dollars. Investment, Michelle good, Morning, Michelle.
Speaker 11: Good, morning my.
Speaker 2: Friends how are you welcome to the. Tank what are
Speaker 2: you going to pitch to the.
Speaker 9: Sharks they are called automatic fitting rubber. GLOVES i am
Speaker 9: made baker AND i have to wear rubber, gloves AND
Speaker 9: i always at least put one on. Backwards, oh they're
Speaker 9: not going to have any finger. Holes and when you
Speaker 9: put it on your, hand it automatically wraps itself around each,
Speaker 9: Finger so it doesn't matter how you put the.
Speaker 3: Glove it doesn't matter what size it is, either which is. Nice,
Speaker 3: yeah very.
Speaker 2: Hopeful. Wow you know WHAT i need to learn to
Speaker 2: do IS i need to learn to rip into these,
Speaker 2: inventions kind of like the sharks. Do, Yeah i'm being
Speaker 2: way too. Nice that's. Stupid What's? Yeah what's the? What what's?
Speaker 2: WHAT i don't even know what that?
Speaker 10: Is?
Speaker 2: What what is YOUR? Roi, Michelle, Well i'm a.
Speaker 11: Baker so why WOULDN'T I i always want to go.
Speaker 3: ON i, mean she doesn't know WHAT.
Speaker 4: ROI i think get get rid of, her, okay or
Speaker 4: work with, her because then you can basically take your
Speaker 4: entire company for like a big.
Speaker 2: PERCENTAGE i already knew Who i'm choosing for the winner
Speaker 2: On Dave, Tank no, Question jessica and the Bra Pop
Speaker 2: i'm gonna send you twenty. Dollars you got. Venmo, yes all,
Speaker 2: Right i'm gonna Say i'm gona venmo you twenty, Dollars so,
Speaker 2: congratulations you're the winner On Dave Tank Don't Hang, Up
Speaker 2: Don't Hang.
Speaker 3: Up Thriller official on this show with Our. Shark you the.
Speaker 2: Money, Well Aria station didn't have any, money SO i
Speaker 2: got to send it to you. Myself all, right it's
Speaker 2: one of one point THREE. KDWB i think we're about
Speaker 2: ready for The Daily. Bailey let's get into a little
Speaker 2: segment on the show Where bailey takes. Over it's The
Speaker 2: Daily daily ON.
Speaker 5: Katiewb today is Official Sesame Street. Day, Everybody Happy, Holidays
Speaker 5: Sesame Street. Day this segment is brought to you by
Speaker 5: Your Favorite, number which is whatever your favorite number is to.
Speaker 3: You mine is the number.
Speaker 5: Nine oscar The grouch is probably one of the Best
Speaker 5: Sesame street, characters IF i do say so, myself because
Speaker 5: he always has something to complain. About, yeah SO i
Speaker 5: would love to take a moment to have everybody complain
Speaker 5: about something like they would.
Speaker 3: If you lived in a garbage. Can, okay, Okay so.
Speaker 5: If you have something you'd like to complain, about you
Speaker 5: can text us in at five three nine two. One
Speaker 5: remember Your oscar The, grouch, though so make it g rated. Complaints,
Speaker 5: ooh thank you for the. Background, Amazing so think Of
Speaker 5: oscar The. Grouch you can make a, complaint but it
Speaker 5: has to be g. Rated DAVID a.
Speaker 2: Grated people are cleaning up. EVERYTHING i like. FILTH i
Speaker 2: live in a trash.
Speaker 14: Can every TIME i turn, around somebody's picking up litter
Speaker 14: and they're throwing it in a recycling.
Speaker 2: BIN i don't like.
Speaker 14: IT i like. STINK i like, stank AND i like,
Speaker 14: stunk but ESPECIALLY i like.
Speaker 2: Stank yeah that.
Speaker 3: Is how he. SOUNDS i wasn't expecting a full.
Speaker 2: RENDISH i thought i'd add a little bit more to. It,
Speaker 2: NO i like.
Speaker 3: It so you don't like when people.
Speaker 2: They're, everywhere people come.
Speaker 3: By he doesn't like when people.
Speaker 2: Clean they got wind decks and a. Towel, YEAH i
Speaker 2: don't want. THAT i like. Stank okay.
Speaker 3: On his is an odor over.
Speaker 5: There, yeah he's got like those little green waves coming
Speaker 5: up from his.
Speaker 2: Shoulders. Sink complain about? ANYTHING i. Don't i'm.
Speaker 3: Not you don't have Any you're not A i'm Not
Speaker 3: what do you mean you're not a? COMPLAINER i will
Speaker 3: complain about. Something, Hey, johnny.
Speaker 4: It's the fact, that like you hit this age and
Speaker 4: it happens around like twenty seven twenty eight where you
Speaker 4: do injure yourself and then that injury lasts a, week two,
Speaker 4: weeks three, weeks and you think you're healing and then
Speaker 4: you do one slight little thing and it sets you
Speaker 4: back another. Week So i'm going to complain about the
Speaker 4: fact that aging sucks And i'm sick of.
Speaker 3: It and you didn't realize you were old until you were,
Speaker 3: OLD i. Know, yeah that is a.
Speaker 4: Bit it's like a Bad it just feels awful when you, Realize,
Speaker 4: WOW i woke up with a little crook in my
Speaker 4: neck and now this is going to last for two
Speaker 4: weeks and this quick Is.
Speaker 5: Yeah it's A it's not a, crick it's a. Crack
Speaker 5: it's a. Crunk As dave, said stink, stinks. Stung, okay,
Speaker 5: Okay i've got a complain that's you, know like a
Speaker 5: de rated Complaint Street.
Speaker 2: Days so you want to complain Like oscar The.
Speaker 3: Ground just Like oscar the Grouch.
Speaker 5: Wood and, again if you want to, complain you can
Speaker 5: text in your complaints five three nine two.
Speaker 3: One i'm going to.
Speaker 5: Complain BECAUSE i have all of these wonderful pieces of
Speaker 5: art THAT i want to hang on my walls at,
Speaker 5: home BUT i can't put a nail into my wall
Speaker 5: because it's all like concrete on the.
Speaker 3: Inside and it's just not, Fair, David it's not. Fair
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 5: WHAT i have to use those stupid command, strips a
Speaker 5: command strip and our. TAPE i have hung up things with,
Speaker 5: tape and you know what tape does it falls down
Speaker 5: off of my. Walls is it's not fair And i'm
Speaker 5: mad about. It AND i live in a trash can
Speaker 5: period AND i think it is bond on the.
Speaker 3: Fountain it sets me straight day to.
Speaker 5: Day so we're, complaining Like oscar The, grouch what do
Speaker 5: you want to complain? About but it has to be g?
Speaker 5: Rated please g rated? Anything, yeah, well, yeah You're oscar The.
Speaker 5: Grouch we want to buy a new, couch but we
Speaker 5: can't for two.
Speaker 6: Reasons one because our living room is not big enough
Speaker 6: because at the end of it there's like AN hvac,
Speaker 6: system and so to get a decent sized, couch it doesn't. Fit,
Speaker 6: also a var dog tore up one of our couches
Speaker 6: and then she peed on the. Other so we're just
Speaker 6: we don't trust her yet to get a new. Couch but,
Speaker 6: gosh the couches we. Have one of them is half
Speaker 6: eaten and the other one's so. Uncomfortable oh it's such
Speaker 6: a first world. Problem but like, LORD i do have
Speaker 6: someplain Complain he.
Speaker 3: Read them in the. Voice please thank.
Speaker 2: You this is from One. Eta, YEAH i want my
Speaker 2: pizza cut in. Squares don't cut my pizza in. TRIANGLES
Speaker 2: i think he's got a little bit more of A brooklyn,
Speaker 2: accent kind of.
Speaker 3: Does that one was?
Speaker 2: Good here we.
Speaker 14: GO i want to complain about kids on NO i
Speaker 14: want to complain about kids on e bikes and scooters
Speaker 14: with no, helmets not a bane traffic. Rules ride a
Speaker 14: regular bike and get some, exercise you fat Tuble.
Speaker 3: Lore he didn't say. That in the. End fat.
Speaker 5: Would have said that, probably you, know he probably would.
Speaker 3: Have here's.
Speaker 5: ONE i want to complain about my cat who bites
Speaker 5: me awake every morning because he wants me to feed. Out.
Speaker 14: HI i want to complain about How dave says he doesn't.
Speaker 2: Complain he absolutely does. COMPLAIN i don't think. So this
Speaker 2: ONE i like To.
Speaker 5: I'm playing that boys get, thick, gorgeous dark lashes.
Speaker 1: And mine are.
Speaker 2: BALD i love.
Speaker 5: It, Anyway It's National Sesame Street day. Today apparently there's
Speaker 5: new episodes Of Sesame street.
Speaker 2: Out so you, KNOW i thought that you acknowledge It
Speaker 2: Sesame Street, day but don't remember that It's Veterans day, today, tomorrow, today.
Speaker 3: Tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Seriously, YEAH i just googled it a minute ago AND
Speaker 2: i asked CHAT. GPT i, said is today.
Speaker 4: Is a problem if you trust everything that CHAT gpt says.
Speaker 2: Is to day. Veterans you're, right thanks for. THAT i
Speaker 2: really love so WHAT i care about this?
Speaker 3: Nation? DAVE i? Care do?
Speaker 5: You It's National Sesame Street. Day should not be. Overshadowed,
Speaker 5: okay thank you very. Much all, right it is one
Speaker 5: of one point Three katie able to.
Speaker 2: BE i got somebody in the phone wants to talk To,
Speaker 2: jenny AND i know part this is just a nice
Speaker 2: little phone. Call somebody wants to talk To jenny because
Speaker 2: they're looking for to the day WHEN i am no longer.
Speaker 2: Here jenny is going to take over the. Show AND
Speaker 2: i think this is the plan That jenny's going to
Speaker 2: take over the show and Do jenny in The, Morning Zoo.
Speaker 5: Jenny in The.
Speaker 15: Morning EMMA i, mean the body's not even cold.
Speaker 2: YET i haven't left. Yet But emma's, like, ah it's
Speaker 2: going to Be jenny in the. Morning. Zoo that's, fine
Speaker 2: it's all, right talk To. Jenny she's all you go.
Speaker 16: Ahead, WELL i just want to say THAT i just
Speaker 16: love the. Show i've loved listening to the show SINCE
Speaker 16: i was a. Kid i've loved listening To. Jenny you're
Speaker 16: such an inspiration everything from your workouts to YOUR diy.
Speaker 8: Projects but the only thing is your hair is too
Speaker 8: long for your.
Speaker 2: AGE i didn't see that. Coming so you, build, build build, nice,
Speaker 2: nice nice, inspiration blah blah. Blah but her hair is
Speaker 2: too long for her. Age you just talking about how
Speaker 2: old you. Are you old.
Speaker 3: Bad i'm not that old.
Speaker 2: Though well you're just talking about how our ancient.
Speaker 3: Pain But i'm allowed to still have long hair or
Speaker 3: with my? Pain?
Speaker 2: Emma is she allowed to have long hair at this?
Speaker 8: AGE i think it's appropriate for maybe certain type of,
Speaker 8: people and then you just need to cut your hair
Speaker 8: once you hit a certain.
Speaker 7: Age you shouldn't have such.
Speaker 8: Long hair to look.
Speaker 7: Younger it's kind of.
Speaker 5: Regressive, ooh this sounds Like emma's like my mom in
Speaker 5: disguise because my mom feels that way about people who
Speaker 5: have long hair who are.
Speaker 3: Older, really she says long hair is for young, people
Speaker 3: but how much older Because jenny's they're only thirty. FIVE i,
Speaker 3: KNOW i, GUESS i don't.
Speaker 4: KNOW i mean all due, Respect, Emma i'm happy that
Speaker 4: you seem to like me outside of my long, hair
Speaker 4: But i'm not cutting my.
Speaker 3: HAIR i love my long.
Speaker 4: HAIR i do not think that someone at thirty five Means,
Speaker 4: HONESTLY i think you can have long hair as long
Speaker 4: as you want to have.
Speaker 3: It, YEAH i genuinely.
Speaker 4: Do i've seen Like found's, Mom Debbie, Bonsa she's got
Speaker 4: like longish, hair AND i think she looks. Fine well
Speaker 4: that's What i'm.
Speaker 7: Saying SO i don't.
Speaker 4: Know there's no Way i'm cutting it anytime. Soon the
Speaker 4: only Reason i'm gonna cut is because it's the biggest
Speaker 4: pain in my.
Speaker 3: Ass.
Speaker 2: Ever for reference, sake if you if you want to
Speaker 2: see What jenny looks, like she's all over The instagram
Speaker 2: just seeing to look For Dave Ryan show Or Jenny
Speaker 2: katie would be you would also see us On Dave
Speaker 2: RYAN tv right now live on. YouTube but for, reference
Speaker 2: it goes down to about the.
Speaker 4: Village, yeah but LIKE i AND i, DID i did
Speaker 4: actually just get it cut.
Speaker 3: Off it's not Like i'm one of those people that
Speaker 3: has it down to my.
Speaker 4: BUTT i want to clarify that, because, like there is
Speaker 4: probably a point in time, where like your hair is.
Speaker 3: A little too too. Long BUT i think finds like
Speaker 3: a normal basic length for my. Age just do. It
Speaker 3: the thirty year old, Girl, bob you need the. Bob, No,
Speaker 3: bo that's a good.
Speaker 2: Idea what should her hair look, Like? Emma, yeah if
Speaker 2: it's too long and for her, age what should she
Speaker 2: cut her hair.
Speaker 8: Like about children?
Speaker 3: Length, no that doesn't. WORK i have too thick of.
Speaker 3: HAIR i literally it would just be a. POOF i
Speaker 3: would be a big.
Speaker 4: Poof i'd have basically just Like gary spivey looking fro pixie.
Speaker 3: Cut babe does Look?
Speaker 2: Emma does it look unkempt or? Shaggy WHAT i? Mean it? Does?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: Whatever who? Cares but you don't like, Her? Jenny you Like,
Speaker 2: jenny you think she's, great what are your? Impressed? Whatever
Speaker 2: but you think that she is too old to have long.
Speaker 7: Hair, yeah it's kind of a weird.
Speaker 8: Juxtaposition it's kind of throwing me off a, bit BUT i, Mean.
Speaker 4: Emma once, again no, offence but, Like i'm not going
Speaker 4: to listen to. YOU i do like my hair and
Speaker 4: it's not going anywhere. Anything what about.
Speaker 3: When all of it turns? Gray, jenny will you have
Speaker 3: long hair when it's like all? GRAY i bet your
Speaker 3: hair would turn like white and like be.
Speaker 4: Beautiful, no the reason That i'm going to cut it
Speaker 4: is Because i'm just of it is, like and that
Speaker 4: will probably happen in the next ten.
Speaker 3: YEARS i can IMAGINE i will cut it. Shorter is
Speaker 3: that why.
Speaker 2: Women cut their hair? Short like your. Mama ronda's hair
Speaker 2: is very.
Speaker 5: Short her hair has always been. Short, okay, gotcha since
Speaker 5: like my whole, life it's been. Short but, YEAH i
Speaker 5: think it's just easier to. Manage but ALSO i think
Speaker 5: her mother also thinks if you're of a certain, age
Speaker 5: your hair should be.
Speaker 3: Short but that's because she's an old. Woman so it's
Speaker 3: passed down.
Speaker 5: Judgment, yes it is PAST i think most of my
Speaker 5: mom's judgments are passed down.
Speaker 3: Judgments if you.
Speaker 2: Missed, It jenny or somebody cut Named emma called in
Speaker 2: and says she Loves, jenny but she thinks her hair
Speaker 2: it came out of. NOWHERE i wasn't really expecting that
Speaker 2: that her hair is too long for her? Age? Jay
Speaker 2: did you want to argue With? Emma or what did
Speaker 2: you want to? Say? Jay what do you?
Speaker 5: Got you listen To, emma who's obviously old and, bitter
Speaker 5: or you listen to someone that knows.
Speaker 8: That your hair looks.
Speaker 7: Good leave your hair.
Speaker 8: Alone you leave.
Speaker 1: It alone till you want to cut, it because then
Speaker 1: you look sexy as.
Speaker 3: Hell oh thank, You? Jay think.
Speaker 2: What about a nice bob, cut like a little bob
Speaker 2: like above her? Ears what's your?
Speaker 7: Hair?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay i'm trying to be young and, hip young and?
Speaker 2: Hip what? There we got a bunch of text messages
Speaker 2: about this. One there is no age appropriate hair. Length
Speaker 2: where what you? Want emma? Sucks, emma watch your own.
Speaker 2: Bobber you're not, Bald i'm sure they. Like, Okay, emma
Speaker 2: how old are?
Speaker 7: You i'm in my late.
Speaker 8: Twenties.
Speaker 2: Okay how long is your?
Speaker 7: Hair my hair is past my?
Speaker 2: Boobs, okay but you're young enough you can still pull it.
Speaker 2: Off While, jenny the old crone over, here she needs
Speaker 2: to cut it into like a very practical maybe some
Speaker 2: tight curls like your Aunt ethel Has, yes.
Speaker 5: Yeah tight, Curls, Jenny i'm not going to have some
Speaker 5: golden girl's.
Speaker 2: Hair somebody else on the. Phone this Is. Maggie, Hi.
Speaker 2: Maggie whose side are you? On your? You Team jenny
Speaker 2: or Team. Emma, Okay Jenny's, god that's so.
Speaker 11: Wrong i'm gonna be.
Speaker 7: Fifty has blown.
Speaker 9: My boom and it's.
Speaker 7: Great AND i love.
Speaker 3: It, Yeah i'm sure it looks. BEAUTIFUL i LIKE i.
Speaker 4: SAID i will probably cut it in like later years
Speaker 4: Because i'm sick of. It but IF i still like
Speaker 4: it and it still looks, Good i'm gonna keep it.
Speaker 3: Long right, now it is. Thriving, okay it never looks,
Speaker 3: better is What i've been.
Speaker 2: Told.
Speaker 11: Long thank.
Speaker 3: YOU i appreciate your.
Speaker 2: Support do you get comments or compliments or?
Speaker 3: COMMENTS i get, Compliments.
Speaker 2: Okay, NO i think YOU'RE i think your hair is something.
Speaker 3: The greatest right?
Speaker 2: Now watch it on. LIVE i know somebody your, hair
Speaker 2: your hair is? Fine could you some? OIL i know
Speaker 2: somebody who has hair like a, lion and they are
Speaker 2: it is a dated hairstyle that is, thick dated and
Speaker 2: way too long for it's just out of. Style and
Speaker 2: they have SAID i get comments on my hair all the. Time,
Speaker 2: well of course you. Do IF i wore a coonskin
Speaker 2: cap on my, HEAD i would get comments on it
Speaker 2: all the. Time that doesn't mean people like. It that
Speaker 2: only means people, go who, wow where'd you get that?
Speaker 2: Hat Daniel boone type of? Thing so keep it.
Speaker 3: Long, Yeah, NO i Mean i'm going. To LIKE i,
Speaker 3: SAID i must not convincing me THAT i need to change. It,
Speaker 3: so but she does love you right to your. Opinion,
Speaker 3: however it's not going to change WHAT i do with my. Life,
Speaker 3: okay keep it my hair, long thank you, much all,
Speaker 3: right