Speaker 1: Something made in the middle.
Speaker 2: Little. When I was in high school, my friend Scott,
Speaker 2: because we were kind of you know, hay seeds, he
Speaker 2: was siphoning gas out of a car to steal to
Speaker 2: put it in another car, and he actually swallowed about
Speaker 2: a tablespoonful of gash and he was very, very sick.
Speaker 2: Last night I was also poisoned. Oh no, we got
Speaker 2: moths in the laundry room, little tiny moths.
Speaker 1: The second time You've had a story about moths this week, and.
Speaker 2: It's terrified, it's gross, and it gets even worse. So
Speaker 2: I'm up in the corner on the ladder and I
Speaker 2: can see where they're laying their eggs in the corners
Speaker 2: of the wall and the ceiling, and so i'm they're
Speaker 2: little I'm not making this up, little maggot larvae split
Speaker 2: the ring along the wall, and I'm not making this up.
Speaker 2: So I get out there. It wasn't moth spray it
Speaker 2: with spider spray, and so I spray it and I
Speaker 2: got it all up in my nose and my business.
Speaker 1: So that was the poor choice.
Speaker 2: And the rest of the night I felt like not normal.
Speaker 2: It's just like something's wrong.
Speaker 3: I get a little bits fighter poison myself.
Speaker 1: You need to hire a pest controller.
Speaker 2: Organs coming today.
Speaker 1: Okay, good. One of those things where like I sat
Speaker 1: and you told us the story last night, and I
Speaker 1: was like, why is he just not immediately hiring a
Speaker 1: pest control. It's like when you try to fix something
Speaker 1: and then you end up having to hire someone to
Speaker 1: fix it. Anyway. Yeah, but okay, well, can we switch
Speaker 1: subjects and talk about something more exciting, Like you've got
Speaker 1: a college disappointment yesterday? Oh, tell me about.
Speaker 2: Your hold your horses, stop the presses. Nobody wants to
Speaker 2: hear about it.
Speaker 1: Well, it's important to go get your van and you
Speaker 1: will physical get your path done, all that good stuff.
Speaker 2: Vikings lost last night and nobody cares.
Speaker 1: About the vikings loss. I got their asses kicks, So
Speaker 1: go back to my appointment. Okay, what was that like?
Speaker 1: It was nice. I mean, it wasn't as the threatening
Speaker 1: as I feel like it has been in the past,
Speaker 1: just because I feel like I've been healthy and stuff.
Speaker 1: But you know when they bring out the big old forceps, yes,
Speaker 1: the it looks like a little alligatory and then they're
Speaker 1: like called the speculum whatever for steps whatever. We don't
Speaker 1: need medical terms here. We need just descriptive. You explained.
Speaker 2: It looks like a reverse vice. Okay, you inserted into
Speaker 2: the area and then there's a crank on it and
Speaker 2: you have to peddle it to get it to open.
Speaker 1: Its just spread understand. Continue updated the technology since the
Speaker 1: last time you had.
Speaker 2: Your don't you don't peddle it anymore.
Speaker 1: It's automatic. You just push a button. Okay, what happened
Speaker 1: with the whatever? You know? Like they they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this might like hurt a little bit, or it's gonna
Speaker 1: be a little cold, whatever, and it just slid right in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like they actually tossed it. They were like you
Speaker 1: must be single again. And I was like, yes, I am.
Speaker 1: Thank you for.
Speaker 4: Ask a doctor saying that is crazy.
Speaker 1: Well, they didn't actually say that. I don't doctor because
Speaker 1: I love her. But one thing I will say is
Speaker 1: they were concerned about my heart rate because you know,
Speaker 1: they do the blood pressure tests right off the bat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the thing starts beeping aggressively at us. Oh no, They're like, yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: it does that when your heart rate's really low. So
Speaker 1: guess what my heart rate was?
Speaker 2: Okay, A good, a good, healthy, resting heart rate. Probably
Speaker 2: sixty five ish or so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well it was forty nine. Oh died last night,
Speaker 1: so two of you died last night. But so when
Speaker 1: the doctor comes in, she's like asking me about life,
Speaker 1: what's new whatever, And then I told her how like
Speaker 1: I definitely don't do as much strength training as I
Speaker 1: always have in the past. I do a little bit
Speaker 1: more cardio with like going to Staremaster gyms and running
Speaker 1: and stuff. And she's like, that makes more sense now.
Speaker 1: I was a little concerned about your heart rate, she says.
Speaker 1: I normally am like fifty one fifty three, so forty
Speaker 1: nine is lower than what it normally is for me.
Speaker 1: But my heart, my resting heart rate has always been
Speaker 1: around like fifty ish.
Speaker 2: It's a very healthy resting heart rate. The lower it is,
Speaker 2: that means the more oxygen your body is requiring.
Speaker 1: Like two.
Speaker 2: Well if it's two, that's bad. Yeah you're turning purple,
Speaker 2: that's bad. But yeah, I mean the forty nine is
Speaker 2: a I think it's a good resting heart rate. Like
Speaker 2: Lance Armstrong his resting heart it was like forty one
Speaker 2: or something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh so I'll look at that, you know. Got
Speaker 1: through the appointment. I sat up. She gave me a
Speaker 1: little slap on the butt with the open robe. You know,
Speaker 1: She's like, good job, you're healthy, very close, you know what.
Speaker 1: I like that about her. I've been looking for years
Speaker 1: for one like her. I've seen videos of like doctor appointments,
Speaker 1: you know, on the internet. Yes, and they're bad. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: Like the doctor will like scold you for your bad house,
Speaker 1: and the next thing you know, you're naked. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: No, no, like homes. No, No, I'm with you.
Speaker 1: Story that I've seen. I'm with you. Oh, I get it.
Speaker 2: She's talking about red tube or p pea hub or
Speaker 2: the doctor scolds you for your bad behavior. Next thing
Speaker 2: you know, you're getting a proctological exam.
Speaker 1: You have to be brushing your teeth and open your mouth.
Speaker 1: I told you need to be naked for this, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, days.
Speaker 2: It's all right, I know what you mean. I went
Speaker 2: to the doctor not long ago and they're like, we'll
Speaker 2: get undressed and put on this robe. And I said, well,
Speaker 2: why does my robe opening the back? And he said, well,
Speaker 2: because mine opens in the front.
Speaker 1: I thought that was yeah, my doctor doesn't normally wear robe.
Speaker 2: The doctor takes a little rubber hammer and he waxed
Speaker 2: me on the knee with it. I said, what is
Speaker 2: that for? He said, that's for not returning my phone calls.
Speaker 2: I was like, wow. So speaking of the guyo. So
Speaker 2: I remember one time Susan and I were like laying
Speaker 2: in bed and I'm like, do you want to do
Speaker 2: a little loving And she said, n I got to
Speaker 2: go to the guyano tomorrow and she'll know and it'll
Speaker 2: be kind of embarrassing. I'd rather not. And I'm like, okay.
Speaker 2: So I lay down. I tried to go to sleep
Speaker 2: and try to go to sleep and I couldn't sleep.
Speaker 2: So I get up on the bed on one elbow
Speaker 2: and I said, you don't have to go to the
Speaker 2: dentist tomorrow, do you?
Speaker 1: David?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: What? What if you left? Is it too early for
Speaker 1: you to go to go home?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's spider stuff kicking you. I think I started it.
Speaker 2: Jay's starting it next subject please it is for Rod Day.
Speaker 2: It's Katie w B. We've got more boobash to get
Speaker 2: before you coming up. Everybody wants to go to boo Bash.
Speaker 2: And by the way, Jenny's going to have if you
Speaker 2: want to go to Boo Bash and you go to
Speaker 2: Pilgrim Dry Cleaners. Tell Jenny she'll get you on the list.
Speaker 2: I hate some people get them the list yesterday because
Speaker 2: you're going to be a Pilgrim later today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will be at the same one that day.
Speaker 1: Was that yesterday? The one that's n Why is that
Speaker 1: over by all those fun little restaurants and cute shops
Speaker 1: and stuff like Cove and all that good stuff. So
Speaker 1: if you want to swing by, I'll be there eleven
Speaker 1: thirty two, one thirty pm. So right over your lunch break,
Speaker 1: come say hi.
Speaker 2: And there's still copies of my book in the lobby,
Speaker 2: so if you want to give away copies of my book,
Speaker 2: there's some left over, so you do that too. We'll
Speaker 2: be back in a second. We got War of the
Speaker 2: Roses on the way today. It's a big day today
Speaker 2: because Drake is thirty nine years old today and Kevin
Speaker 2: Klein is seventy eight years old.
Speaker 3: Today and Dave's birthdays today.
Speaker 2: Yeah, happy, thank you very much. All right, we'll be
Speaker 2: back in the second with War of the Roses. The
Speaker 2: episode the Man with Missing Fingers? Where did those fingers go?
Speaker 2: We'll tell you about that coming up on of the
Speaker 2: roses neck. Hey, let's get a sing a long song going.
Speaker 2: If you got to sing a long song, idea, It's Friday.
Speaker 2: What do you want to do? Do you want to
Speaker 2: sing along with Monster Mash? I don't know. It's just
Speaker 2: throwing at an idea. What do you want? Is it?
Speaker 2: It's not too early for Monster Mash. Halloween is a
Speaker 2: week from today.
Speaker 1: It is a little bit early. But we're not gonna
Speaker 1: Bailey says, yuck your yum. Yeah, I'm not gonna yo
Speaker 1: ya um.
Speaker 2: If you want to whatever song you want to do
Speaker 2: for a sing along, send me a text to Katie
Speaker 2: WB one and we'll play it right after we do
Speaker 2: that kdwb du trigger treating has evolved. Let me explain
Speaker 2: it to you. If you got kids of a certain age,
Speaker 2: it's probably not shocking, but trigg or treating might not
Speaker 2: be as cool anymore. Instead, the new hype is trunk
Speaker 2: or treating, which is basically Halloween tailgating. Yeah. My daughter Beth,
Speaker 2: she lives down in North Carolina. She decorated up the
Speaker 2: trunk of her car like cookie Monster's mouth with a
Speaker 2: bunch of cookies spilling out and big giant eyes, and
Speaker 2: she just put like you know, blue something around the
Speaker 2: border of her like open hatchback. Yeah, so trunk or treating?
Speaker 2: Is there a reason that it's dying. Let's dive in
Speaker 2: vont and we'll find out. A TikTok is going viral
Speaker 2: where a guy seems appalled at the idea that his
Speaker 2: cousin doesn't want to go trick or treating but instead
Speaker 2: is excited about going trunk or treating. It's some parking lot.
Speaker 2: It's been around kind of since the nineties, but it's
Speaker 2: been bigger since COVID, and some people argue that it's
Speaker 2: retired trick or treating, at least in their area. Of course,
Speaker 2: it depends on where you live. Some neighborhoods still get
Speaker 2: decked out for Halloween. The majority of the houses hand
Speaker 2: out candy. Everybody in our neighborhood has kids except us.
Speaker 2: All our kids are grown, but everybody else got leadle kids.
Speaker 2: You'd be like a little princess or a little Superman
Speaker 2: or whatever.
Speaker 4: I could see why some parents either they're lazy and
Speaker 4: don't want to take the kids, and I get it,
Speaker 4: you work all day, or it's safer. But the first
Speaker 4: time I heard about trunk of treating was after Hurricane Sandy,
Speaker 4: and so it was like Halloween time. People couldn't didn't
Speaker 4: want to go trick or treating, so they did trunk
Speaker 4: or treats.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, this is smart.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've always.
Speaker 3: Understood it as like people do it because of a
Speaker 3: safety thing, yeah, which which I think, like, oh gosh,
Speaker 3: it was so fun going trick or treating though, and
Speaker 3: like walking around your entire neighborhouse.
Speaker 2: Seriously, you forget how cool it was when you were.
Speaker 3: In your shoes, yes, And so trunk or treating just
Speaker 3: kind of loses some of that magic. Like I get
Speaker 3: it when you're in like a rural, rural place. And
Speaker 3: I mean I know a lot of rural people who
Speaker 3: just drive somewhere like to like a more suburban spot
Speaker 3: so they can go trick or treating, and then trunk
Speaker 3: or treating makes it so that they can still, you know,
Speaker 3: have that experience.
Speaker 1: But like walking around the neighborhood is what makes it fun.
Speaker 1: Trees are typically during the daytime too. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: They say in some super urban and super rural areas,
Speaker 2: it's a little less practical to go door to door
Speaker 2: than to go to a festive event that's set up
Speaker 2: a decorated place like school parking lotter community park. When
Speaker 2: I was a kid, the nearest houses were probably like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe five hundred yards or a half
Speaker 2: of my apart, and so we would walk, but we'd
Speaker 2: only go to about six houses because we ain't walking
Speaker 2: that far. So we come home with like, you know,
Speaker 2: like eight or ten different little treats.
Speaker 1: The houses it's so sad. Well if they're far apart.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Once in a while, somebody's mom would drive
Speaker 2: us and then we get to go to like maybe
Speaker 2: fifteen or twenty houses. Yeah, So it can be exciting
Speaker 2: for kids because a lot of the adults bring the vibes,
Speaker 2: especially decorating their cars, wearing costumes, and hosting Halloween games
Speaker 2: and contests. Of course, the savvyest kids might figure out
Speaker 2: a way to do both and score twice the sugary loot.
Speaker 2: That's the trick. All right, What do we got for
Speaker 2: a sing a long song of the day?
Speaker 1: Here are some options out there? A couple people were
Speaker 1: asking for Lady Gaga applause, or you and I or
Speaker 1: Christina Angulera a fighter. So I've got those three options.
Speaker 1: I think someone did say thriller, but I think we
Speaker 1: should wait till next week probably, so yeah, yep, yeaheah.
Speaker 1: So what do you guys think between those options? It's
Speaker 1: your birthday, you choose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna choose Fighter from Christina Aguilera because I
Speaker 2: love Christina Aguilera and I love that song. So let's
Speaker 2: do this for your sing a long song of the day.
Speaker 2: It's Christina on kd WB. Dave's Dirt coming up next.
Speaker 2: Gotta give a birthday shout out to Avery, who is
Speaker 2: fourteen years old today. Love Mom, Dad and Owen. Avery.
Speaker 2: You and I share birthday today, So happy birthday, Avery.
Speaker 2: I have another kid, boy or girling, and her name
Speaker 2: of Avery. It's a great It's a kind of a
Speaker 2: Uni sex kind of a name.
Speaker 1: I like long a that's a nice one.
Speaker 2: Do you really, Avery, Avery? Let's do Dave's dirt on
Speaker 2: kat w B.
Speaker 3: Who was making a comeback, who's been canceled and whatever
Speaker 3: happened to Ashley Parker Angel.
Speaker 1: It's Dave's dirt on.
Speaker 2: Kad w B who lost last night. Yeah, the Vikings
Speaker 2: didn't do very well. Put a bow on this baby.
Speaker 1: As the Chargers dominate from start to finish wrap it
Speaker 1: up by winning thirty seven to ten.
Speaker 2: You heard right, thirty seven to ten had embarrassing Here
Speaker 2: was the problem. The Vikings said they had a great excuse.
Speaker 2: They were trying to keep their uniforms clean for team
Speaker 2: picture tape on them.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. I didn't want to play out at
Speaker 1: recess when it was pictured.
Speaker 2: D Ad scratch, I'm not tackling you get grass on my knees.
Speaker 1: Bro Magan the Stallion released a song at midnight. It's
Speaker 1: called lover Girl.
Speaker 2: Oh you think I have it that fa.
Speaker 1: I need you to put vonds my coun.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, all right here we are.
Speaker 1: Making the Stallion great. I can't really understand a lot
Speaker 1: of what she's saying, but it says clearly she's thinking
Speaker 1: about her boyfriend NBA player Clay Thompson. They do have
Speaker 1: a very cute relationship. If you've ever seen them on
Speaker 1: TikTok together, they've gone like golfing. They're very funny. They
Speaker 1: do like food stuff whatever. But Megan's that court side
Speaker 1: on opening night at the Dallas MAVs a game this week,
Speaker 1: and then she instagram photos of them entering the Mavericks,
Speaker 1: you know, holding hands However, the MAVs lost real BATCHO.
Speaker 2: I just want speaking of the w or NBA, have
Speaker 2: you heard about the giant mafia back gambling scheme in
Speaker 2: the NBA. No, I don't have a lot of time
Speaker 2: to talk about it now, but the Portland Trailblazers head
Speaker 2: coach Chauncey Phillips and Miami Heat guard Terry Rosier were
Speaker 2: arrested in a massive gambling sting. Oh that involved inside
Speaker 2: player info, computerized rigged poker games with the shufflers that
Speaker 2: would set the cards up in order, and even the
Speaker 2: mafia allegedly. And we'll tell you more about that one,
Speaker 2: but it's just shocking. It's a huge story in the
Speaker 2: world of sports betting gambling.
Speaker 1: Wow, fascinating.
Speaker 3: So Jeremy Allen White is going to be in a
Speaker 3: new movie this weekend called Deliver Me from Nowhere, where
Speaker 3: he is Bruce Springsteen. Apparently he sounds so convincing that
Speaker 3: it even stumped Bruce Springsteen.
Speaker 1: I did, what, sir Gus is just a me.
Speaker 2: And this work. He does look a lot like a
Speaker 2: young Bruce Springsteen.
Speaker 1: And that singing was Jeremy Ellen White. So that's amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that is it for the dirt on KATIEWB
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