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Speaker 3: Twenty twenty six. Let's bring back panting panting people at school.
Speaker 3: I've I've said before. I said before that we need
Speaker 3: to bring back bullying, and maybe that's not the greatest idea,
Speaker 3: but pantsing was like the most, like, lightest form.
Speaker 5: Of bullying in schools lightest your underwear is exposed.
Speaker 3: That's better than what a lot of other people are doing.
Speaker 3: Instead of shoving people in lockers and stuff, I'd rather
Speaker 3: I've been pants.
Speaker 4: Everybody's been pants. You've been pants with David.
Speaker 1: I've never been pants, honestly, no.
Speaker 2: Pants, like even a girlfriend. As a joke.
Speaker 1: I do it to Susan all the time in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: She'll be like, you know, leaning over doing something, and
Speaker 1: I'll pull up and go whip. It's funny. It's a
Speaker 1: good bit. Yeah, it's a great bit.
Speaker 3: And I feel like and the reason I said before,
Speaker 3: bring back bullying is because I feel like everybody needs
Speaker 3: a little humbling. Everybody needs a little bit of a
Speaker 3: not embarrassment, but just to be like, oh oh oh,
Speaker 3: so let's dial it back a bit.
Speaker 4: We don't have to bully people. Let's pants people see it.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 5: My thing is is if I get pants, I am
Speaker 5: almost guaranteeing that my underwear is coming off as well,
Speaker 5: and that is something I don't want to have happened
Speaker 5: where built she was.
Speaker 4: I'm just then I can't get pants.
Speaker 2: I'm wearing thongs all the time, so you're seeing.
Speaker 4: The full moon, right, fun same stop stop.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 5: So I would say, like, okay, if I was, you know,
Speaker 5: someone who wore boxers and I was wearing loose pants
Speaker 5: and then you pants me, and then it's like, oh
Speaker 5: my gosh, my boxers. Yeah, if you're wearing boxers essentially
Speaker 5: just wearing shorts. But yeah, Jenny and I were here,
Speaker 5: got these like little high rise underpants, and you're gonna
Speaker 5: pants us and either full cheeks are gonna be out
Speaker 5: where they were.
Speaker 4: No, I'm just joking you guys yourself.
Speaker 5: I'm joking because then like if you get pants, then yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna actually be indecent exposure.
Speaker 1: Are you thinking this is going to take place? I mean, like,
Speaker 1: you know, you're all going into the conference room for
Speaker 1: a meeting and then Darlene comes in and you're like, whoop.
Speaker 6: Sorry Darlene. Could you imagine where do you think this
Speaker 6: is going to take place? I'll say for us, I'll
Speaker 6: say the skyroom. But let's just say we're at school,
Speaker 6: right and let's say our boss Rich is on stage,
Speaker 6: or if you're at school, the principals on stage doing
Speaker 6: a presentation for the auditorium.
Speaker 4: What is that called an assembly?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: And then somebody just comes from behind the stage says,
Speaker 3: don't down pants, and then he's embarrassed right in front
Speaker 3: of you. Ha, great Joe, great bit. What if he cries?
Speaker 3: I would cry if someone pants to me in front
Speaker 3: of people. It builds character, skin, character, skin, It helps
Speaker 3: you learn, you know what. I got to be on
Speaker 3: guard all the time, and now you're more enticed to
Speaker 3: go do it to somebody else. I feel like, if
Speaker 3: you've never been pants, you, first of all, you need
Speaker 3: to be pants, but also everyone.
Speaker 4: Should at least pant somebody wants in their lives.
Speaker 5: Someone texted and saying I tried to pants a friend
Speaker 5: of mine in high school at a gas station when
Speaker 5: we were on a cheerleading trip, and I accidentally got
Speaker 5: her underwear along with the pants and completely exposed her
Speaker 5: in front of an entire gas station full high school
Speaker 5: students of other people. I felt horrible and cried on
Speaker 5: the in the bus on the way.
Speaker 4: Oh see, that's what I'm saying. That would happened to me.
Speaker 5: Someone would try and pants me and I would end
Speaker 5: up indecent.
Speaker 4: Exposuring people. Here's another text.
Speaker 3: OMG, my boyfriend was hanging a shelf the other day
Speaker 3: and I totally pants and it was hilarious.
Speaker 5: See see it the comfort of your own home, please.
Speaker 3: And good faith like do it and good be like Ah,
Speaker 3: it was a joke April Fools.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh wow, I'm for it.
Speaker 1: Vonta think it's a funny bit. But there's always the
Speaker 1: risk of fully exposing the you know, the regions, and
Speaker 1: nobody nobody wants that. Nobody Seeing somebody casually naked like
Speaker 1: that is not the most alluring at all, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean?
Speaker 4: Naked.
Speaker 1: It's like there's nothing there's nothing alluring about seeing somebody naked. Well,
Speaker 1: can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? There's
Speaker 1: nothing alluring about seeing somebody naked. That doesn't want you
Speaker 1: to see them naked, you know what I mean. Like
Speaker 1: I was running the marathon up in Doug Grandma's marathon.
Speaker 1: Women would run off into the woods and pee and
Speaker 1: they'd be like pants around their ankles four feet away
Speaker 1: from me, who was also peen. It was not the
Speaker 1: most it wasn't alluring at all. It's like there's a
Speaker 1: woman squatting to pee over here. So there's nothing fun
Speaker 1: about seeing somebody naked. That doesn't want you to see
Speaker 1: them naked. Now, if somebody came in, like somebody really
Speaker 1: hot at work, and they came in and they said,
Speaker 1: I'm going to pants myself and they pulled their pants
Speaker 1: down at work and said, do you like what you see?
Speaker 1: That is alluring?
Speaker 7: No? I don't.
Speaker 2: I would argue that that is not I would be like,
Speaker 2: why why are your pants down, David?
Speaker 1: Because they like me?
Speaker 4: Well, well, that's true.
Speaker 1: You have to want to see them naked too, Okay,
Speaker 1: I can't just enjoy it. I can't. No, you really can't.
Speaker 1: Ha dumbest. That's the dumbest stirred the pot this week,
Speaker 1: So congratulations, appreciate that. All right? Coming up on kd WUB,
Speaker 1: we gotta cover a lot of stuff. There's a really
Speaker 1: really rich billionaire that says they don't have any money.
Speaker 1: They're they're a billionaire. They said they've had to borrow
Speaker 1: money from their mom. We'll tell you who that is.
Speaker 1: Coming up in just a couple of seconds on Dave's Dirt,
Speaker 1: plus a whole bunch more on KDWB. The celebrity Rag
Speaker 1: Worth reading Dave's Dirt on KATIEWB. All right, it gets
Speaker 1: started mister B says that he has no money even
Speaker 1: though he's a billionaire. Here's mister B.
Speaker 3: It's funny talking about my personal finances because no one
Speaker 3: ever believes anything I say because they're like, you're a billionaire.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's networth.
Speaker 4: I'm actually, I don't.
Speaker 1: I have negative money right now.
Speaker 4: I'm borring money. That's how little money I have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what happens.
Speaker 1: Hard to believe, though. I mean, seriously, if you've got
Speaker 1: a billion dollars in your mister B, she got some
Speaker 1: sort of an income, you know what I mean, you
Speaker 1: have to I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think people that are smart with money, though, are
Speaker 2: all constantly investing in their money and where it's not
Speaker 2: easily accessible, So I would. I do believe, But I'm
Speaker 2: sure he could probably scrape up ten thousand dollars. That's
Speaker 2: a drop in the bucket for him. But I think
Speaker 2: like a ton of money.
Speaker 4: No, probably not.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, big news just came in that I'm
Speaker 2: so excited about. He just announced his I'm back sure
Speaker 2: with that Little John as special guest, and he will
Speaker 2: be coming to the Twin Cities. He's going to be
Speaker 2: performing at the Mystic Lake Amphitheater on September twenty six.
Speaker 4: Wait, Mystic Lake or Shokapy? Which one Mystic La?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: I thought you told me it was like the new
Speaker 2: one in Shokapy. No, sorry, but no, the Mystic Lake
Speaker 2: one is pretty new, oh is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So anyways, he's going to be there September twenty sixth,
Speaker 2: and Bailey and I were just talking about the fact
Speaker 2: that this article is like, oh, you just announced it
Speaker 2: on his big birthday, his forty fifth birthday, and We're like,
Speaker 2: he's only forty five.
Speaker 3: I thought he was really fifty right, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: I was, because yeah, that's exactly what it was, much
Speaker 3: older than that.
Speaker 2: But I'm hyped. This is like my Bruno Mars boss Bruno.
Speaker 4: Mars is on the website man Mars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jenny, can we go? Can I come with you
Speaker 2: to see thank You? Hey?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Sabrina Carpenter is going to start in her first Super
Speaker 5: Bowl commercial.
Speaker 2: He loves me, he loves me, not.
Speaker 4: He loves me? He loves me not.
Speaker 2: He loves me.
Speaker 5: So that's a tease for the ad for a Pringles commercials.
Speaker 5: So it holds shows her holding a flower made of
Speaker 5: Pringles doing that loves Me he loves me not and
Speaker 5: then she eats the last one.
Speaker 4: For he loves me.
Speaker 5: So that's cute.
Speaker 3: April twelfth, Marcret calendar, the new season of Euphoria drops
Speaker 3: and we got a little clip of the trailer.
Speaker 7: A few years after high school. I don't know if
Speaker 7: life was exactly what I wished. Somehow, for the first time,
Speaker 7: I was beginning to have faith.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited. It's been a couple of years since
Speaker 3: the last season of Euphoria. Couple like five right, and
Speaker 3: the show does jump five years of Ru's characters on
Speaker 3: the run, natean Cassie are married, Cassie's an only fans
Speaker 3: star a lot of questions, but I can't wait for
Speaker 3: it to come out me as wow.
Speaker 1: Old fashioned grandma hobbies are coming back, like knitting, baking,
Speaker 1: garden puzzles, and bird watching. Among younger people who are
Speaker 1: tired of screens and stress, they want analog screen free
Speaker 1: activities for stress relief, mindfulness and connection, moving away from
Speaker 1: the fast paced digital world. Things like crochet, embroidery, preserving
Speaker 1: food so we would call it panning, panning or pickling
Speaker 1: board games nature hobbies. We talked last week about nature
Speaker 1: journaling about how you just go sit in nature with
Speaker 1: a journal and you write down what you're hearing, what
Speaker 1: you're smelling. You know, whether it's warm, whether it's cool,
Speaker 1: whether it's windy, what does it sound like? And I
Speaker 1: thought that was such a great idea. So here are
Speaker 1: the hobbies that are coming back. Knitting, crocheting, quilting, embroidery,
Speaker 1: baking and preserving, you know, breads and jams and pickles, gardening,
Speaker 1: which you know you can start indoors in Minnesota and
Speaker 1: then transfer your stuff outside later. I don't know a
Speaker 1: lot about that. Puzzles and games, jigsaw puzzles. We talked
Speaker 1: about this. Majong came up a couple of weeks ago
Speaker 1: and I said, I want to learn how to play majong.
Speaker 1: And I thought you guys would laugh, and Jenny's like, no,
Speaker 1: me too, I do want to. Actually, they'll do a
Speaker 1: Majong party where it's it's it's there's different levels where
Speaker 1: there's an easy entry level and it gets really more difficult.
Speaker 1: But somebody will come to your house and teach you
Speaker 1: and your friends how to play majong and you sip
Speaker 1: some cocktails. That sounds really cool. Nature based bird watching
Speaker 1: rock tumbling. Did you ever have a rock tumbler when
Speaker 1: you were a kid. I always wanted what is it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? It is you take regular rocks from
Speaker 1: your yard or from a river, bread or whatever, and
Speaker 1: then you put them in a tumbler which looks like
Speaker 1: a cylinder, and it rolls and rolls and rolls, and
Speaker 1: it's got like a an abrasive in there that polishes
Speaker 1: the rocks down. Like when you go into a gift
Speaker 1: shop and there's that big thing of polished rocks and
Speaker 1: you put you get a bag full for like eight
Speaker 1: dollars or whatever. That's rock polishing, camping, so carving, jewelry,
Speaker 1: making model rockets. Model rockets are so cool. I did
Speaker 1: that when I was a kid, and that is also
Speaker 1: coming back. And then analog entertainment, reading, dancing, and even
Speaker 1: drive in movies. I just love that story. That was
Speaker 1: my happiest story of the day.
Speaker 2: I like it as well, and I like all of
Speaker 2: those things. Would like to put a PSA out to
Speaker 2: anyone who's trying to be a business owner, entrepreneur, whatever.
Speaker 2: Can some of it please open more drive in theaters
Speaker 2: in the Twin Cities. Well they do. Yeah, I'm so sad.
Speaker 2: I used to go to the one that's over in
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, I'm forgetting. It's like close to Woodberry and
Speaker 2: I forget what it's called that closed down.
Speaker 4: I love that one.
Speaker 2: I think the one that's closest to us is like
Speaker 2: an hour away now at this point.
Speaker 5: And though they're so fun because well they got like
Speaker 5: a dollar hot dog, you can get a million hot dogs.
Speaker 5: You get there early. There's people playing like, you know,
Speaker 5: frisbee and having a great client and then you spend
Speaker 5: you stay for like two movies and then by that
Speaker 5: point you've already been there for five and a half hours.
Speaker 4: And you're like, I gotta get out of here.
Speaker 2: It is a long time. And obviously the moviees don't
Speaker 2: start till late. So like if you see Gonna Be
Speaker 2: Dark second movie, you're like a trooper because I usually
Speaker 2: fall asleep by the second movie and I'm like, hey,
Speaker 2: it's time to go. Yeah, and there's three there's usually three.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I miss those places.
Speaker 2: So jelly Roll is gonna be in a new animated
Speaker 2: movie called Goat. He plays a bear named Grizz And
Speaker 2: here's a little clip of the trailer for it.
Speaker 4: Now I get bid. I'm gonna be just like, you're
Speaker 4: not just gonna play ruaball, you're gonna change the gay.
Speaker 4: I'm good with the path out.
Speaker 1: I'm walking down no way.
Speaker 3: No, I never lost a drink to play professional ruleball.
Speaker 4: There's only one prophet one of the rules, y'all.
Speaker 1: It's a bit.
Speaker 5: So.
Speaker 2: I mean, there was only a little bit of his
Speaker 2: voice in there that wasn't him singing. But yeah, he'll
Speaker 2: be playing a bear name grizz.
Speaker 4: Keathan Thompson has a new kid's book.
Speaker 5: It's called Unfunny Bunny and it features thirty jokes for
Speaker 5: kids to share with others.
Speaker 4: So if you want to.
Speaker 5: Read a fun children's books like Keenan Thompson Unfunny Bunny.
Speaker 4: And I know somebody else who has a children's book.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called Little Dave's Amazing Day and is still
Speaker 1: available on Amazon. So just it is one that I wrote,
Speaker 1: and it's about a little character. I didn't know what
Speaker 1: to name him, so I named him Dave and it's
Speaker 1: about his sloppy, messy, funny adventures through the day. And seriously,
Speaker 1: I get people who listen to the show who will
Speaker 1: send me a picture of their kid with this book
Speaker 1: on their lap and it's their favorite book. And it's like,
Speaker 1: I love that. I guess because he's messy and sloppy
Speaker 1: and he's more like them so and Mom doesn't get
Speaker 1: mad when he's messy and sloppy. She gets exasperated. But
Speaker 1: it's called Little Dave's Amazing Day. Check it out on Amazon.
Speaker 5: That is it.
Speaker 1: That's the dirt on KATIEWB. Back here tomorrow for Friday.
Speaker 1: We'll have more concert tickets we always do, and we
Speaker 1: also have no phone screen or Friday and the best
Speaker 1: music and we'll you know, fun in games and free
Speaker 1: Burger gift card giveaways. Now I made that up, but
Speaker 1: wouldn't that be cool. We just gave away like a
Speaker 1: twenty five dollars Burger gift card here and I love that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that'd be great. It's not going to happen, though, but
Speaker 1: we'll get back tomorrow on The Dave Ryan Show on
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