Speaker 1: You know how we've been flooded out of our studio
Speaker 1: and we've been broadcasting from all these closets and phone booths.
Speaker 1: You know, I think we were in a truck stop
Speaker 1: restroom at one point in time. We're moving back into
Speaker 1: the studio tomorrow, all right, So if it's been sounding weird,
Speaker 1: you don't have to worry. If you go back to
Speaker 1: sounding how it used to sound. Oh, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: a great thing. You know what else is a great thing?
Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi. I know everyone hates her, and I know
Speaker 1: I hate her too, but she's been such a great
Speaker 1: bad guy in politics. And you know my thoughts on
Speaker 1: bad guys. I've told you it's the bad guy who
Speaker 1: makes the movie, it's the bad guy who makes the book.
Speaker 1: There's always a good protagonist, there's always a Maximus you're
Speaker 1: rooting for. I need Emperor Communists to make me hate him.
Speaker 1: I need a great bad guy. And Nancy Pelosi has
Speaker 1: been a great bad guy for a long time. And
Speaker 1: it hurts. It hurts to see her. She's aging. Age happens.
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with aging, but it hurts to see
Speaker 1: her not be what she used to be. The old
Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi, You know.
Speaker 2: Somebody's incumbents who have lost their reelections and places like
Speaker 2: New York and Colorado.
Speaker 3: And what does that say about the party today?
Speaker 1: Do you think going forward?
Speaker 4: It says that the party is going to win the Congress.
Speaker 4: And by the way, energy well, because we must.
Speaker 1: The Nancy Pelosi of ten fifteen years ago, she would
Speaker 1: never have stood for upstart communists challenging established Republicans and
Speaker 1: possibly costing them the general election seat. But when you're
Speaker 1: old drunk, your dentures are falling out. Now, Nancy Pelosi
Speaker 1: sounds like all the rest of the losers. Zaman, We're
Speaker 1: just going to have to try to win. And I
Speaker 1: so enjoyed this. Keep in mind, keep in mind how
Speaker 1: powerful this woman was. Joe Biden was the sitting President
Speaker 1: of the United States of America. Joe Biden wanted to
Speaker 1: run again. His witch wife, more importantly, wanted him to
Speaker 1: run again. The system did not want to risk Joe
Speaker 1: Biden losing the election to Donald Trump because he was
Speaker 1: incredibly unpopular and it was looking like it was going
Speaker 1: to be a tough slog to get him into the
Speaker 1: White House. Certainly after that debate, when everybody finally got
Speaker 1: to see his brain is just done. But who was
Speaker 1: going to be the tip of the spear telling Joe Biden, Hey, Joe,
Speaker 1: time to retire. Nancy Pelosi was the tip of that spear,
Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi. Nancy Pelosi. She essentially walked into the White
Speaker 1: House and fired Joe Biden. I want to I want
Speaker 1: to run again. Yes, no, yeah, no, You're gonna have
Speaker 1: to go now. This is saying this stuff.
Speaker 4: When I was a speaker, I saw the president all
Speaker 4: the time. But when I wasn't then I saw maybe
Speaker 4: three times that whole year, and so I had I
Speaker 4: didn't know, and I don't and I think he had
Speaker 4: his sort of ups and downs. And when he had
Speaker 4: when I saw him one time, he was giving me
Speaker 4: the Presidential Medal of Freedom, right, so that was a
Speaker 4: short event and he was right, perfectly fine that day,
Speaker 4: I thought. And so I didn't know, but I do
Speaker 4: think that those who did know should have.
Speaker 3: Acted upon that information.
Speaker 1: Whatever that staff and his family both you mean.
Speaker 4: Well, whoever knew, who ever knew there was the staff
Speaker 4: saying the family knew, the family saying the staff, I
Speaker 4: don't know, but they should generally should have because this
Speaker 4: was a great man.
Speaker 1: You know what she just did, right? And I know
Speaker 1: this because I have an older sister, I have a wife.
Speaker 1: I understand how viciously women can passively attack each other.
Speaker 1: Remember I said, Joe Biden's which wife? Jill? She was
Speaker 1: the one pushing him to run. She was pushing hard.
Speaker 1: Jill loved being First Lady Air Force one cover of
Speaker 1: Vanity Fair. Oh, she loved it so much. She loved
Speaker 1: it so much that she was willing to let her
Speaker 1: husband humiliate himself again for four years, just so she
Speaker 1: could keep being First Lady. When Nancy Pelosi walked into
Speaker 1: the White House to fire Joe Biden, Joe Biden was
Speaker 1: not the one putting up resistance. I think we all
Speaker 1: know that Joe Biden most likely sat in the corner
Speaker 1: in a catatonic state, saying nothing. We also know from
Speaker 1: the reports that it was Jill Bill Biden. She was
Speaker 1: the one fighting with Nancy Pelosi. She was the one
Speaker 1: going at it, trying to keep her husband in the
Speaker 1: presidential race. Now we know that, and we also know this.
Speaker 1: Women prefer a more passive, aggressive style of attacking each other.
Speaker 1: It's just how they are. I'll play it for you again,
Speaker 1: what do you think this is at the end she's saying.
Speaker 4: And I'm a speaker, I saw the president all the time,
Speaker 4: but when I wasn't then I saw maybe three times
Speaker 4: that whole year, and so I didn't know, and I
Speaker 4: don't and I think he had his sort of ups
Speaker 4: and downs. And when he when I saw him one time,
Speaker 4: he was giving me the Presidential Medal of Freedom. So
Speaker 4: that was a short event and he was right, perfectly
Speaker 4: fine that day, I thought. And so I didn't know,
Speaker 4: but I do think that those who did know should
Speaker 4: have acted upon that information. Whatever that the staff and
Speaker 4: his family both, you mean, well, who ever knew, who
Speaker 4: ever knew there was the staff saying, the family knew,
Speaker 4: the family saying the staff.
Speaker 1: You know what Nancy Pelosi is saying. Talk to Jill. Hey,
Speaker 1: I hardly saw the guy. I wasn't even speaker in
Speaker 1: the house. I barely ran into him. Seemed fine the
Speaker 1: few times I was with him. If you're looking for
Speaker 1: somebody to blame for Joe Biden being a non functioning
Speaker 1: adult as president of the United States of America, might
Speaker 1: want to check in with his wife, because you know,
Speaker 1: she knew. And I hate to defend Grandma Vodka here.
Speaker 1: Of course, Jill knew. That's what made That's what makes
Speaker 1: Jill Biden for me, one of the most evil people
Speaker 1: in the Biden administration. And it's an administration that had evil,
Speaker 1: dark people all up and down it. Jill Biden for
Speaker 1: me is probably villain number one because that's her own husband.
Speaker 1: And there's no, absolutely no reason you would push your
Speaker 1: husband to run again unless it was for selfish reasons.
Speaker 1: Your husband routinely humiliated himself in front of the entire world,
Speaker 1: losing his train a thought. Of course, everyone remembers the
Speaker 1: debate always forgetting to anyway constantly because his brain is melting, right,
Speaker 1: And Jill Biden, so in love with being first Lady,
Speaker 1: was demanding that he get to run again so she
Speaker 1: could stay in the White House. That's dark man and
Speaker 1: Jill Biden. Again. I want to point out we saw
Speaker 1: Joe Biden after he had been prepped. Hey Joe, Oh
Speaker 1: say this, Hey Joe. Remember we found out they were
Speaker 1: laying out where he had to walk. Joe stand here,
Speaker 1: We have the tape on the ground. We saw Joe
Speaker 1: after they had done whatever they did to a medically
Speaker 1: to get him ready to give speeches and stuff. We
Speaker 1: saw Joe Biden at not his worst, at his best
Speaker 1: for four years? What Joe Biden did Joe Biden see
Speaker 1: if this is the one we saw? What did Jill see.
Speaker 3: With the COVID?
Speaker 5: I excuse me with dealing with everything we had to
Speaker 5: do with Look if we finally beat Medicare.
Speaker 1: You know what I did all morning? I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: sitting here, I get to spend three hours with you today.
Speaker 1: Do you know how much time I spent today with
Speaker 1: my wife? Already I hadn't even been home, probably six hours.
Speaker 1: We were running around the house together doing things, drinking coffee,
Speaker 1: working out, but talking at various times all morning long.
Speaker 1: Do you think there's anything about my physical condition, mental condition?
Speaker 1: She doesn't know. She sees it all. She wakes up
Speaker 1: beside me, goes to sleep beside me, dinner, breakfast. Jill
Speaker 1: Biden saw Joe Biden at night in a state that
Speaker 1: you would be mortified by. And anyone who knows anything
Speaker 1: about dementia and Alzheimer's are as, any kind of experience
Speaker 1: in there, knows exactly what I mean. Jill Biden saw
Speaker 1: Joe Biden borderline comatose multiple times, and still she tried
Speaker 1: to make him run for president again so she could
Speaker 1: stay first, Lady, that's dark. Man, that's frigging dark, all right,
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Speaker 1: on in a second, but two headlines. Russia hoax madness.
Speaker 1: This is from Breitbart. The FBI probed Jeff Sessions based
Speaker 1: on a Huffington Post article. You know, the Huffington Post
Speaker 1: is this big left wing rag right Jeff Sessions. Jeff
Speaker 1: Sessions was the Attorney General of the United States of
Speaker 1: America at the time this took place. The Attorney General
Speaker 1: of the United States is directly over the FBI right
Speaker 1: realize that he is the top law enforcement officer and
Speaker 1: the United States of America the evil demons inside the FBI. Well,
Speaker 1: I'll read the quote right here. Just declassified FBI document
Speaker 1: confirms twoenty nineteen story by RCI that McCabe also opened
Speaker 1: up an investigation targeting Trump's first AG Jeff Sessions, over
Speaker 1: the rush over the Russia Gate hoax and actually used
Speaker 1: a left wing Huffington Post article as a foundation to
Speaker 1: justify the probe. Abed a communist rag at the FBI,
Speaker 1: and they used it to open up an investigation into
Speaker 1: the Attorney General of the United States of America. Here's
Speaker 1: another one. This is from Just the News. The FBI
Speaker 1: had fourteen informants on Biden corruption but ran a secret
Speaker 1: op to dismiss the evidence as disinformation. They knew obviously,
Speaker 1: it's unless unless it's your liberal aunt Pegy. People know
Speaker 1: that Joe Biden is corrupt, very very corrupt. It's look,
Speaker 1: the LLC's every family member. It's not just his son,
Speaker 1: by the way, it's like his whole family. Just a
Speaker 1: dirtball corrupt family. That's what they are. Everyone knew it.
Speaker 1: But certainly if you were at the FBI. You would
Speaker 1: have enough sources you would know if a United States
Speaker 1: senator slash vice players at president slash eventual president, and
Speaker 1: you would know if he's got some shady business dealings
Speaker 1: because people talk, certainly in the criminal underworld, people talk,
Speaker 1: and they're going to be willing to talk to the FBI.
Speaker 1: It was known inside those walls that Joe Biden was
Speaker 1: unbelievably corrupt, and the FBI killed the investigation. Look, I'm
Speaker 1: happy murders have gone down. I'm happy we have new leadership.
Speaker 1: The fact remains, this organization cannot continue to exist. You
Speaker 1: cannot have a secret state police agency who is willing,
Speaker 1: obviously willing to do things like this and preserve a
Speaker 1: free nation long term. You know what we're having right now.
Speaker 1: You know what it is, as it pertains to the FBI.
Speaker 1: A little break, That's what it is. Little break. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're getting this guy retired and this guy retired. Somehow
Speaker 1: we can't get gear old boy or his job back.
Speaker 1: But you know what, we'll set that aside. We've got
Speaker 1: this guy retired, and this guy's fired and this and this,
Speaker 1: So we're thinking to ourselves, Wow, they're just they've got
Speaker 1: things cleaned out now, No, they don't. You cannot properly
Speaker 1: clean out a secret state police agency in a year
Speaker 1: and a half. You probably can't do it in ten years.
Speaker 1: It has to be disbanded. It has to be all right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play this. This is Marco Rubio with his wife.
Speaker 3: Are you Maha?
Speaker 2: I'm in favor of Maha, like I think people should
Speaker 2: be help, but I think ultimately it's.
Speaker 3: Completely not I want to eat pop tarts.
Speaker 1: No, I don't need pop tarts.
Speaker 3: Every day, Okay, you eat sweets.
Speaker 2: Pop tart is one of the great American innovations in
Speaker 2: history of the war.
Speaker 3: If you think about it, comes up a beautiful for
Speaker 3: all the things you should not be eating.
Speaker 1: Every all right, I'm going to criticize Rubio and I'm
Speaker 1: also going to defend Rubio. First of all, let me
Speaker 1: defend Rubio, and I'm going to defend it because my
Speaker 1: wife does this thing too. She will make statements that
Speaker 1: are half truths at best, but she will make them
Speaker 1: to win over strangers onto her part of the argument
Speaker 1: like his wife did here, and Rubio had to try
Speaker 1: to qualify it about the pop tarts. Let me play
Speaker 1: it again.
Speaker 3: Are you Maha.
Speaker 2: I'm in favor of Maha, like I think people should
Speaker 2: be hopes, but I think ultimately.
Speaker 3: It's completely not pop tarts. No, I don't need pop
Speaker 3: tarts every day. Okay, you eat sweets.
Speaker 1: He eats pop tarts. Rubio knows how that's going to
Speaker 1: come across, So he says, hey, I don't need pop
Speaker 1: tarts every day. Did you know that when I first
Speaker 1: started dating ob I would with some regularity go to
Speaker 1: Jack in the Box for breakfast, And because Jack in
Speaker 1: the Box is an American institution, the entire menu is
Speaker 1: available all day long, and I would get a double
Speaker 1: cheeseburger with curly fries and a coke for breakfast at
Speaker 1: Jack in the Box when I was dating my wife.
Speaker 1: I have no recollection of the last time I did that.
Speaker 1: I've been married twenty years now, no recollection if I've
Speaker 1: done it in the last twenty years. I don't remember
Speaker 1: if I've done it even once to this day. When
Speaker 1: we get with somebody and I wants to complain about
Speaker 1: my diet, She'll say to people he goes to Jack
Speaker 1: in the Box and gets cheeseburgers for breakfast. It was
Speaker 1: twenty years ago. That's not true. It's not true. It's
Speaker 1: not true. I stand with Rubio on that, but I
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Speaker 1: You just got to bear with me. We're talking a
Speaker 1: little bit of food here. Then we'll touch on a
Speaker 1: couple of weron things. But back to what he talked about.
Speaker 1: Pop tarts?
Speaker 3: Are you maha?
Speaker 2: I'm in favor of Maha, like I think people shall
Speaker 2: be help, but I think ultimately it.
Speaker 3: Is completely not eat pop tarts. No, I don't need
Speaker 3: pop tarts every day, Okay, you eat sweets.
Speaker 2: Pop tart is one of the great American innovations in
Speaker 2: history of war.
Speaker 3: If you think about it comes up a beautiful for
Speaker 3: all the things you should not be eating every single thing.
Speaker 1: Now. I like pop tarts. I like pop tarts. I
Speaker 1: don't think we need to go one of the great
Speaker 1: American inventions for a couple reasons. Have you ever had
Speaker 1: a pop tart and thought to yourself, Wow, that's just
Speaker 1: the right amount of feeling. The feeling is delicious. If
Speaker 1: we were ever allowed to get pop tarts when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, we would get the brown sugar and
Speaker 1: cinnamon ones and mmm, so good. It wasn't enough filling.
Speaker 1: The pop tart teases you to make the teasing even worse.
Speaker 1: The crust around the outside. If you're looking at a
Speaker 1: pop tart, only about seventy five percent of what you're
Speaker 1: looking at, Chris says, less than that has actual filling
Speaker 1: inside of it. There's this crust around the edge, which, okay, crust,
Speaker 1: it can't be all bad, right ah, But here that's
Speaker 1: the thing. A good pizza place, A good pizza place understands. Yes,
Speaker 1: of course, the sauce is always the most important part
Speaker 1: of a pizza, but it's all important and the crust,
Speaker 1: the crust matters too, And a good pizza place knows
Speaker 1: that when you get to the crust, you should want
Speaker 1: to eat the crust because the crust is good as
Speaker 1: the right flavor, right consistency, all right. Pop tart apparently
Speaker 1: doesn't care about this at all. The edges of a
Speaker 1: pop tart are so dry and crappy. There's no filling.
Speaker 1: It's like I need It's like I need an extra
Speaker 1: gallon of water to try to eat a pop tart. Crust.
Speaker 1: The pop tart could be way better than it is.
Speaker 1: You know, it is good, and I was telling Jewish
Speaker 1: producer Chris and Degenerate producer Cory about this before the show.
Speaker 1: The toaster strudl. Now, they were a little more money,
Speaker 1: so we were not allowed to get them very often
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, But every now and then
Speaker 1: my parents would let me get a toaster strudle. Hmmm
Speaker 1: mm hmm, absolutely magnificent. All right, let's let's do this.
Speaker 1: CNN put out some polling. Don't yell about CNN or right,
Speaker 1: they're just tracking the polling going on in the country.
Speaker 1: What issues are people to the pulls top issue a
Speaker 1: mid term vote. You can list up the three issues.
Speaker 2: The economy not surprised andly comes in at number one
Speaker 2: at fifty four percent, Immigration twenty eight percent, Look what
Speaker 2: climate change is?
Speaker 1: It's time for fifty four percent is by far the
Speaker 1: biggest one immigration down in the twenties. The economy okay.
Speaker 1: On Fox News, Aaron Cohen said this about Iran.
Speaker 6: Economic pressure takes away the regimes money, but internal resistance
Speaker 6: is what drives that sense of control. You cannot, in
Speaker 6: my opinion, simply apply economic pressure. I agree with General Keen,
Speaker 6: I agree with Colonel Health. However, my contention is that
Speaker 6: it's time to start thinking about covert action. What do
Speaker 6: I mean by that specifically, Colonel, I mean that it's
Speaker 6: time to start honestly thinking about training and arming the
Speaker 6: multiple resistance groups with Ince Iran in order to be
Speaker 6: able to use the time for the economic pressure that's
Speaker 6: going to start to degrade the besiege.
Speaker 1: They're going to start.
Speaker 6: Running out of money. It's just a question of months.
Speaker 6: But what are we going to do with that time block.
Speaker 6: It's time to start arming. It's time to It's going
Speaker 6: to disagree with me with man pads for taking out helicopters,
Speaker 6: but I'm talking about crates of ARPGs, talking about creates
Speaker 6: of collastion andakop rivals. I'm talking about training packages from
Speaker 6: US Green Berets. Nobody does it better than them in
Speaker 6: the world. Trace You've got to use that time to
Speaker 6: start building the resistance within Iran.
Speaker 1: We have people on Fox News talking about sending in
Speaker 1: the Green Berets and dropping AK forty sevens in the
Speaker 1: hands of who, I'm not sure, member Iran, Butcher I
Speaker 1: think the numbers fifty two thousand of their resistance people
Speaker 1: has found them butchered them. We already tried to get
Speaker 1: some weapons into the hands of the Iranians. We had
Speaker 1: to use the Kurds to do that. The Curds just
Speaker 1: stole the guns. Okay. Trump went on true social today
Speaker 1: and he said this, the USA has total control over
Speaker 1: the rate of hor moves. I think we will keep it.
Speaker 1: Our naval blockade is being called by everyone quote a
Speaker 1: wall of steel, and there is nothing Iran can do
Speaker 1: about it. They have no navy, they have no air force,
Speaker 1: their remaining soldiers are unpaid. The IRGC is decimating and fleeing,
Speaker 1: and their leadership is uncertain at best. He says. Now
Speaker 1: they have no money, their country is shot. All they
Speaker 1: have is fake news and three hundred percent inflation and
Speaker 1: getting worse. Iran is all talked, no action, bully of
Speaker 1: the Middle East no longer. And then he finishes it
Speaker 1: off with a praise be to Allah. Trump is a
Speaker 1: funny guy, all right, That's what Trump said. Now, let
Speaker 1: me read you this, and this is long, but I
Speaker 1: wanted to read it to you. And this is not
Speaker 1: from me. This is from the Wall Street Journal. And
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean it's correct. Right, doesn't mean it's correct,
Speaker 1: but it does track with some of the things we
Speaker 1: heard from the Wall Street Journal. Golf energy producers. This
Speaker 1: would be UAE these places, golf energy producers have completely
Speaker 1: lost faith in the Trump administration and are quietly accepting
Speaker 1: Iran's permanent control over the Strait of Hormuz because the alternative,
Speaker 1: returning to war would be worse. Per the Wall Street Journal,
Speaker 1: I just reading this to you. Golf states don't like
Speaker 1: the emerging deal that formalizes Iranian oversight of inbound ships,
Speaker 1: but they see it as the least bad option compared
Speaker 1: to further military escalation, which would put their energy infrastructure
Speaker 1: at risk. The conflict has left the region vital the
Speaker 1: global energy security, with no good option for countering Iran. Now,
Speaker 1: I know that was already a lot, and I'm about
Speaker 1: to read you some things with a couple details in it.
Speaker 1: Hang with me for thirty seconds. These are really important details.
Speaker 1: You need to pencil these into your mind as best
Speaker 1: you can, all right. This is from the article. The
Speaker 1: numbers are stark. Crude exports through the Strait have collapsed
Speaker 1: to two point two million barrels per day from eight
Speaker 1: point five million a month ago. But wait, it's worse
Speaker 1: pre war. What were they pre war flows of roughly
Speaker 1: twenty million barrels per day are a distant memory. Golf
Speaker 1: State's alternate alternative export routes are also under attack. Saudi
Speaker 1: Arabia's Red Sea pipeline hit by Houti strikes, Egypt's Damieta
Speaker 1: port struck by drones. Iranian officials have declared that new
Speaker 1: Iranian order in the Strait is irreversible. Now I'm not
Speaker 1: going to sit here and say, oh, that's one hundred
Speaker 1: percent correct. It's the Wall Street Journal, and I don't
Speaker 1: trust them. I'm not gonna say everything Trump says hundred
Speaker 1: percent correct. We're gonna keep the straight because you know
Speaker 1: it's Trump, and it's you know what it's gonna happen there.
Speaker 1: But let's focus on this part before we cross the
Speaker 1: ocean and drop bombs on the Iranians. There was twenty
Speaker 1: million barrels a day of crude oil flowing through the
Speaker 1: Strait of Hormus. That number is now two point two million.
Speaker 1: That cannot continue this camp. It can't send in the
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Speaker 3: Two things.
Speaker 1: There's the audit log and the results. But we uncovered
Speaker 1: was that five of the sticks had the audit.
Speaker 3: Log downloaded and not the results. It's a human error.
Speaker 3: These things can happen.
Speaker 7: So basically, what we need to do is go back
Speaker 7: to the operation center and we're going to download out
Speaker 7: of those five machines the results and make sure that
Speaker 7: it's not the audit log.
Speaker 1: Five of the nine, five of the nine. NBC News
Speaker 1: just flat out froze up in the middle of their
Speaker 1: broadcast of what did you say?
Speaker 7: I guess the exact thing, yes, is if five of
Speaker 7: the USB sticks were missing results from the election, so
Speaker 7: then they have to they have to go try to
Speaker 7: regrab them.
Speaker 3: And there all the.
Speaker 7: Folks behind the scenes are talking about this as well,
Speaker 7: so we can also.
Speaker 3: Look, it's unfortunate the folks by the scenes here you're saying, yes,
Speaker 3: we are are how to ask this artfully?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What do you say? I'm
Speaker 1: just not getting it. I thought you said it was
Speaker 1: five of the nine. That is what you said, right,
Speaker 1: it's five of the nine. All right. I want to
Speaker 1: touch on this because I think it maybe there's a
Speaker 1: chance it will help you, certainly if you're a young person.
Speaker 1: I'm about to give you some good advice. I saw
Speaker 1: this headline Cardinals, the NFL. NFL team Cardinals star rookie
Speaker 1: Jeremiah Love gifts a girlfriend three hundred thousand dollars Lamborghini.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna give you a bit of advice and
Speaker 1: not some super finance guy. Never pretended to be, but
Speaker 1: I try to talk to him whenever I can. I
Speaker 1: talked to this guy a long time ago. I was young. Hey,
Speaker 1: I want to get rich. He was rich. Hey, how
Speaker 1: do I get rich? You're rich? I want to be rich.
Speaker 1: I'm wanna roll X. I don't think i'll ever own
Speaker 1: a roll X, but I wanna roll X. How do
Speaker 1: I get rich? And he told me the most boring
Speaker 1: advice in the world. I was so disappointed at the time.
Speaker 1: I wanted a tip. I wanted a hot tip. You
Speaker 1: know what I get rich. You'd find fifty dollars and
Speaker 1: invest in this company and then you'll be worth a
Speaker 1: billion in a year. And that's the kind of thing
Speaker 1: I wanted. And he said, really, just avoid the big misteak.
Speaker 1: That's it. Invest a little bit of money every year.
Speaker 1: Invest You'll put away your five ten Let compound interest
Speaker 1: do its thing. But the most important thing is don't
Speaker 1: financially drive yourself off a cliff. You don't need a
Speaker 1: second house, you don't need a boat. Don't develop a
Speaker 1: gambling addiction. Don't develop a cocaine habit. Don't he told
Speaker 1: me this. He's like, don't get a divorce, don't get that.
Speaker 1: These are the things that will keep you from being
Speaker 1: rich one day. You know, I can get rich one day.
Speaker 1: It's extremely boring. Suck money away, drive a speed limit.
Speaker 1: That's how. I don't know how we're not giving financial
Speaker 1: literacy classes to these wealth to these young people who
Speaker 1: come into a lot of wealth at this point in time.
Speaker 1: But a three hundred thousand dollars Lamborghini for a woman
Speaker 1: who isn't even your wife. My word, he's gonna be
Speaker 1: broke again. I don't. Everyone's saying he signed a fifty
Speaker 1: million dollars contract. He'll he'll blow through every dime with that.
Speaker 1: He'll be broke. He's going to need to switch to
Speaker 1: pure talk. I mean, we all should switch to pure talk. Obviously,
Speaker 1: just morally, we all should switch to pure talk. But
Speaker 1: remember we're talking a fraction of the cost of the
Speaker 1: big wireless companies, a fraction of the cost switch to
Speaker 1: pure talk, if for no other reason than to save
Speaker 1: a fortune, which you will need when your girlfriend ends
Speaker 1: up cleaning you out and driving away with her three
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars Lamborghini. Now I don't think you have
Speaker 1: a three hundred thousand dollars Lamborghini, but I bet you
Speaker 1: money you do have some bills you'd like to see
Speaker 1: go down. So dial pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly,
Speaker 1: you will speak to an American who speaks English, and
Speaker 1: isn't that freaking wonderful. You're not gonna have to deal
Speaker 1: with this.
Speaker 3: Let's be companies comb you al lady.
Speaker 1: And you'll be there yelling representative, but you'll keep you nabi.
Speaker 1: Dial pound two five zero and say, Jesse Kelly, I
Speaker 1: have to play you this. So that Hong chick, that
Speaker 1: comedy chick in Wisconsin, she lost their primary. Of course,
Speaker 1: they were out there interviewing people who voted for who
Speaker 1: voted for This is just so perfect. They interviewed this
Speaker 1: woman who voted for Hong Hey, kind of important governor
Speaker 1: of your state? Really important? Why'd you vote for it?
Speaker 8: It's nice to see someone who's like me to be
Speaker 8: in the office. And she's a single mom. Not a
Speaker 8: single mom, but I was at one point, and she's
Speaker 8: a part of the working class. She's a woman who
Speaker 8: understands women's issues, and also she's a breath of fresh
Speaker 8: air here for Wisconsin.
Speaker 1: If you've ever wondered why the Democrat Party is obsessed
Speaker 1: with identity politics and the Republican Party likes it too
Speaker 1: much too, by the way, but if you've ever wondered
Speaker 1: why the Democrat Party is obsessed with identity politics, I'm
Speaker 1: just going to tell you right now, it's because the
Speaker 1: Democrat voter is obsessed with identity politics. I'll play it
Speaker 1: again for you one time. Think about choosing the top
Speaker 1: executive of your state and using this as a criteria.
Speaker 8: It's nice to see someone who's like me.
Speaker 5: To be in.
Speaker 8: The office. And she's a single mom, not s good mom,
Speaker 8: but I was at one point, and she's a part
Speaker 8: of the working class. She's a woman who understands women's issues,
Speaker 8: and also she's a.
Speaker 3: Breath of fresh air here for Wisconsin.
Speaker 1: We really do get the government we deserve. And I'm
Speaker 1: right about pop tarts. And now here's a headline.
Speaker 3: Why you know the thing headlines we didn't get.
Speaker 1: To hit the road. Jack State Department yanks visas for
Speaker 1: one hundred and seventy five thousand visitors who mocked our laws.
Speaker 1: I will again say that I love the fact that
Speaker 1: I voted for Donald Trump. I understand everything isn't perfect,
Speaker 1: everything isn't the way I want, But you didn't have
Speaker 1: this stuff under Joe Biden. We are finally taking some
Speaker 1: steps to get these foreigners out of our country. This
Speaker 1: is from the National Pulse data. Harris is far ahead
Speaker 1: of Newsom and AOC in the new poll, and now
Speaker 1: she has to sit and wait for Newsom to come
Speaker 1: from behind. Appeals Court allows DHS's fast track deportations of
Speaker 1: immigrant paroles. Again, why didn't it already exist? But let's
Speaker 1: not dwell on the bad. At least we have it.
Speaker 1: California calls Paramount's threat to leave quote blackmail. I love
Speaker 1: these commy stags. Just keep doing the most horrible things
Speaker 1: and then whateveryone leaves. They're all, wait, you can't do that, No,
Speaker 1: they can. You don't have everything walled off like East Germany.
Speaker 1: They're going to leave. I am going to leave, but
Speaker 1: I shall return tomorrow to do it again with you.
Speaker 1: All right, That's all