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Speaker 1: Eight four, ninety three ninety three. I want you to

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Speaker 1: call them to the Joe Show right now. I want

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Speaker 1: you to be on ninety three three FLZ with Me

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Speaker 1: and Ashley and Terry and Jed. What was your illegal thought?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what mine. We talked about this yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I'm driving on sixty sixth Street, okay, forty five. I

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Speaker 1: was going a little bit over the speed limit and

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Speaker 1: I see a cop in the median and immediately I'm going,

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Speaker 1: oh crap, I'm getting a ticket.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: This is my thought. Whenever I see a cop like

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Speaker 1: that and I'm like, I'm speeding, I could get a ticket,

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Speaker 1: whether I'm on the Salmon or I'm on del Maybury

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Speaker 1: or the like this sixty six in Saint Pete. I

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Speaker 1: immediately think, what if I just pull into a grocery store?

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Speaker 1: Or what am I? What did I pull into a

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Speaker 1: strip mall?

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Speaker 2: What am I?

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Speaker 1: What am I turn left when I'm supposed to be

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Speaker 1: turning right? What have I turn on the right? Blinker?

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Speaker 1: But then I turned left really quick, like what you know?

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Speaker 1: I'm I can't do that. That's evading the police. But

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Speaker 1: I think about it. I think about it. I've never

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Speaker 1: done it, and also if you missed it. Yesterday I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't get a ticket, thank God. Talked about how

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Speaker 1: it was like the best feeling ever, like there's no

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Speaker 1: better feeling than having your heart drop to your butt

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Speaker 1: and then it raises once you realize, oh, I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna get caught pulling me over, so thank God. But

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Speaker 1: what goes through your head? Oh ohaun in freaking out?

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Speaker 1: What is that illegal thought?

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Speaker 3: For me?

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Speaker 4: It is always it's so bad. When I'm at Target,

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Speaker 4: I'm doing a self checkout line and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 4: this went.

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Speaker 1: A little expensive.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I want to steal it so bad.

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Speaker 1: I thought about actually stealing something all the time. All

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Speaker 1: the time, Hey, you're going to jail.

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Speaker 4: I mean, some things are just too expensive, Like come on,

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Speaker 4: two pays eight ten dollars, nah, man, I'd be wanting

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Speaker 4: to but.

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Speaker 1: The camera be right there looking at me.

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Speaker 4: I was like, I can't do it. I can't go

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Speaker 4: to jel can't go to jail. Not fine.

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Speaker 1: Two pays eight hundred and four nine ninety three ninety three. Christian, Hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: what's your illegal fool?

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Speaker 6: I've always thought about what it would be like to,

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Speaker 6: like rob a bank you know, especially when you're you know,

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Speaker 6: you're pressed for money or whatnot. I always just thought, like,

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Speaker 6: I wonder how easy it would be, or how like

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Speaker 6: what I would do after I robbed the bank. Just

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Speaker 6: it goes through my mind every once in a while.

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Speaker 6: Obviously I'll never rob a bank.

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Speaker 1: I never seen any. But I By the way, hey,

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Speaker 1: so I watched some documentary about bank robbers and they

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Speaker 1: said that it's somewhere around like look up the official

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Speaker 1: stat line. I think it's like seventy percent of bank

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Speaker 1: robbers actually get away with it.

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Speaker 3: I'll told you my homeboy got Oh wow, hold on

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Speaker 3: one second, Christian.

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Speaker 4: Remember you posted the article in a bag on his back?

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Speaker 1: Say say this again for everyone who doesn't.

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Speaker 4: One of my homeboys from back at the crib he

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Speaker 4: robbed a bank. They were looking for him. He was

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Speaker 4: on the run for a long time, and then he

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Speaker 4: got the He got the article that they posted in

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Speaker 4: the local newspaper. You got its hat it on his back.

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Speaker 4: He's like, oh yeah, I did that, not mad at

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Speaker 4: as I say, never say that.

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Speaker 1: Where is he now? Is he in jail? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Unfortunately he's not alive. But oh yeah, well, did he

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Speaker 3: died in a bank robbery. He did not That would

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Speaker 3: have been that would have been cool. Go out, go

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Speaker 3: out the way you went in. That's what I said.

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Speaker 7: The initial success of bank robberies is anywhere between fifty

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Speaker 7: and sixty percent. However, once the robbery is completed, the

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Speaker 7: chances of getting apprehended by the FBI are more than

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Speaker 7: eighty percent.

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Speaker 1: Well, there's still a chance, like a chance.

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Speaker 4: I think your research you can do it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not encouraging it.

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Speaker 1: Hold on one second, So I said, like, yesterday I

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Speaker 1: thought a cop was gonna pull me over. This was

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Speaker 1: you know, over the weekend. It happened, but we talked

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Speaker 1: about it yesterday. And then immediately when I see the

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Speaker 1: it here and turn it there, Kate, you did this.

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Speaker 5: I allegedly did this about twelve years ago when I

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Speaker 5: was seventeen. I was speeding and I he did slip

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Speaker 5: his lights on on me, and I used the excuse

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Speaker 5: that I really had to use the bathroom. But I

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Speaker 5: ended up pulling into one of my really good friends'

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Speaker 5: driveways to their house. Yeah, and he didn't leave that

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Speaker 6: Or lived there whatever.

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Speaker 5: And so he's like go inside then, and I was like, okay,

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Speaker 5: so I like ran inside. It was one of those

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Speaker 5: up mom? You know whatever.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so I did that.

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Speaker 5: I ran inside. I could like, I used the bathroom,

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Speaker 5: came back out and said oh, thank you so much.

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Speaker 5: And he did end up letting me go. He was

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Speaker 5: not very kind, but I think he was just being

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Speaker 5: stern with me and kind of like you need to

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Speaker 5: slow down.

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Speaker 6: Hey, he up having the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: He could be rude to me if that means I'm

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Speaker 1: getting out of the ticket, you know what I mean, Like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to be mad about it. Wow, Kate,

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Speaker 1: that's crazy. Julia Illegal thought.

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Speaker 2: I would love to rob like a fed Ex truck.

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Speaker 2: But really, like at Christmas time, every time that my

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Speaker 2: husband and I see one where like there's our camp.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know with the amount of the

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Speaker 1: amount of presents and everything that are in there during

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Speaker 1: Christmas time, it could be, you know, equal to the

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Speaker 1: amount of money in a in a Brinks truck.

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Speaker 2: You're right, And although Ashley, we know you're stealing the toothpaste,

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Speaker 2: don't like you like a past I'll be scared only reason.

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Speaker 4: I don't really be stilling like this, Joe, but like

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Speaker 4: you're gona be in the news, Ashley f l Z.

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Speaker 5: I do.

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Speaker 4: However, I wish my sister Megan was let.

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Speaker 1: Me see it.

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Speaker 3: She's like, I literally call her.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, hey, my fingers agating sticky. She's like, Ashley,

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Speaker 4: don't do it. Let me say she answer.

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Speaker 1: It is so funny.

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Speaker 2: That's that's our that's our big dream. I don't think

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Speaker 2: we'll ever go through with it. But you know, if

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Speaker 2: you see on the news.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and you want to say this too, no one

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Speaker 1: actually steals.

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Speaker 4: No one, no one. You're live on the radio right now.

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Speaker 4: I'm Megan, don't I call you When I'm in Target,

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Speaker 4: I'm like, oh god, the two pace is so expensive.

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Speaker 3: I just want to steal it. And you're like, don't

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Speaker 3: do it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I told you, Hey, Megan, did young Ashley ever

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Speaker 1: steal No? I hope no answer.

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Speaker 3: She has money, money,