Speaker 1: All right, it's Mojo in the morning show. It was
Speaker 1: so much fun having Jacob and his boyfriend, Chris my
Speaker 1: son and his boyfriend hanging out with us. I have
Speaker 1: to tell you, I am absolutely in love with their relationship.
Speaker 1: As a dad, there is nothing that will make you
Speaker 1: happier than when your children find somebody that treats them
Speaker 1: as good as you treat them.
Speaker 2: And I'm getting a little cloudy.
Speaker 1: Yes, Chris is a wonderful guy, and Jacob is wonderful
Speaker 1: to him. And it's so funny. You know, Chris has
Speaker 1: a podcast that he does, and he does also a
Speaker 1: he does technical or he writes reviews on tech products
Speaker 1: and things like that.
Speaker 2: Like he's a really good kid.
Speaker 1: And when he came into the studio to see our
Speaker 1: studios for the first time because it was his first
Speaker 1: time visiting us in Detroit. They live in Lincoln Park
Speaker 1: in Chicago. He came in the studio, he lit up
Speaker 1: and it was really cool to see how excited he
Speaker 1: was when he got around all the equipment and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. But we were having a conversation through the
Speaker 1: weekend and one of the things that they gave me
Speaker 1: as a potential topic is something I wanted to bring
Speaker 1: up right now. I asked him if they ever fight,
Speaker 1: and Jacob said, oh, yeah, we're not. You know, we're
Speaker 1: not like any you know, crazy relationship that won't admit
Speaker 1: to it, especially being in a same sex relationship. I
Speaker 1: got to be honest with you. You know who fights
Speaker 1: the most out of any couples the lesbians.
Speaker 2: Women. I found this. Did you see this statistic? There's
Speaker 2: like light in me.
Speaker 1: There is a statistic that I might get the number
Speaker 1: wrong by like a point or two, that says that
Speaker 1: sixty percent of lesbian relationships, more than fifty percent of
Speaker 1: lesbian relationships end up in divorce.
Speaker 2: I about a sixty nine.
Speaker 1: It may maybe it was wild that that. So they
Speaker 1: showed that they they end up in divorced the most.
Speaker 1: Then hetero sexual relationships end up in divorce the second most.
Speaker 1: Gay relationships between a man and a man, they are
Speaker 1: the least likely to end up in divorce.
Speaker 2: You know what the problem is?
Speaker 1: Women?
Speaker 2: You see that point? Many talking too much.
Speaker 1: So Jacob and Chris, we're telling me a story about
Speaker 1: the fight that they got into one time and they
Speaker 1: had to take an uber and Jacob was so minding
Speaker 1: to make his point that when they got into the
Speaker 1: uber Jacob, who is a therapist, that's what he does
Speaker 1: for a living, ask doctor. The doctor asked the uber
Speaker 1: driver for advice, and I thought, that is the funniest thing.
Speaker 1: How many times have you guys, ever been out in
Speaker 1: public in a fight with your significant other, your partner
Speaker 1: and you end up fighting only to have complete strangers
Speaker 1: get involved in your argument.
Speaker 2: You are really it's an honest party that doesn't have
Speaker 2: any affiliation. They can't pick a side. They just have
Speaker 2: to go based on either our arguments or the facts
Speaker 2: that are presented. And I think it depends on how
Speaker 2: you frame it too, though, because if you bring it
Speaker 2: up to someone else and the way you frame it
Speaker 2: to them, then they're usually automatically. I'm like, hey, excuse me,
Speaker 2: and it's you like, settle a debate real quick. Me like,
Speaker 2: that's how you got to do. That's how I feel like.
Speaker 2: I do this all the time on the show with Wes.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately our listeners always choose West Side, but we do
Speaker 3: do that a lot.
Speaker 2: Has that ever happened to it?
Speaker 1: We have any Uber drivers that are listening that have
Speaker 1: ever been driving for a couple that's fighting with each
Speaker 1: other and you had to like deal with the fighting
Speaker 1: and give advice. You have to call us up and
Speaker 1: tell us. Or have you ever been out in public
Speaker 1: and somebody like butts into your business? I remember one
Speaker 1: time it was. I called it, like we talked about
Speaker 1: home alone. I called it the home alone moment where
Speaker 1: you know how in home alone is like the nice
Speaker 1: lady that's in Central Park ends up helping the birds. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the bird lady becomes like Kevin's friend or something like that.
Speaker 1: Like Chelsea and I were out and I remember we
Speaker 1: were getting into like a little bit of a spat
Speaker 1: with each other, and this old woman who was like
Speaker 1: missus doubtfire comes out of nowhere and goes.
Speaker 2: You too should know.
Speaker 1: And it was like she had like kind of an
Speaker 1: old lady voice, and she was wearing like one of
Speaker 1: those old lady dresses and stuff like that. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: if I lifted the wig off her head, it would
Speaker 1: have been missus doubtfire. And she kind of settled our
Speaker 1: argument with each other, and she basically told me you're
Speaker 1: a pain in the asta and be nice and basically
Speaker 1: gave us advice. And it's so funny because you never
Speaker 1: know when you're going to be the blessing to somebody's day.
Speaker 1: This woman was a blessing for us.
Speaker 2: It's also so much more productive. I think you need
Speaker 2: a third person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's where that's why therapists are so
Speaker 1: And have.
Speaker 2: You ever had this happen to you? This has happened
Speaker 2: to me and Chelse two.
Speaker 1: We're in a restaurant and we're hanging out like wherever
Speaker 1: Cony or something, and we're kind of not good with
Speaker 1: each other. And then you look over and you see
Speaker 1: that old couple sitting in a booth and you see
Speaker 1: the love that they have still for each other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you're kind of like, all right, this is gonna
Speaker 1: be us one day.
Speaker 2: You know, Or it's not gonna be us if we
Speaker 2: don't resolve.
Speaker 1: It's going to be me and a twenty year old.
Speaker 1: But eight for four Mojo Live eight for four six
Speaker 1: six five six five four eight. The text is nine
Speaker 1: five five zero zero. Has a stranger ever had to
Speaker 1: like give you any kind of relationship advice or gave
Speaker 1: you you know, have you ever pulled a stranger into
Speaker 1: your your fight?
Speaker 2: Janine? What's going on? How you doing?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: When my daughter was little, going to be forty. I
Speaker 5: had been in a store with her and she was
Speaker 5: mouthing off to me, and she was telling me she
Speaker 5: wanted candy. So I took two fingers and I smacked
Speaker 5: her across the face. So I look up and this
Speaker 5: lady comes around the aisle looking at me like she's
Speaker 5: going to give it to me. And I turned to
Speaker 5: her and I said, if you say one word to me,
Speaker 5: you're next, because I am not doing that.
Speaker 2: Gine. That's not where I thought.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if I want to say anything
Speaker 1: to Janine, might get two fine, no offense.
Speaker 2: I didn't get two fingers. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 2: All Right, what a first call to take on this one? Amy?
Speaker 2: Are you there? Amy, I'm here.
Speaker 3: I just texted then, and I promise I will not
Speaker 3: see backwards on the radio. But very very uncomfortable situation.
Speaker 3: A friend of mine from high school. I ended up
Speaker 3: introducing her to her husband and they were married for
Speaker 3: a long time. Then went and played cards with her
Speaker 3: and her husband. Everything seemed to be fine. They got
Speaker 3: into an argument and she called him an effing midget,
Speaker 3: oh like with force, and we just sat there full. Yes,
Speaker 3: he was shorter than her, but it was so uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: We just sat there and didn't know what to do,
Speaker 3: and I just wanted to leave.
Speaker 2: M Again, this is not where I thought this topic
Speaker 2: was going to go.
Speaker 1: I was looking for wonderful moments where a stranger came
Speaker 1: in and helped you out.
Speaker 2: That was not it. No, okay, so far, I'm over
Speaker 2: two on calls. Let's see what three has to say. Lydia, Hi, Lydia,
Speaker 2: Good morning, guys. Morning.
Speaker 4: So, as an uber driver, I have to say it
Speaker 4: is undoubtedly more uncomfortable when people are arguing in my
Speaker 4: back seat than it is if they're making out.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so if there's PDA going on in the
Speaker 1: back seat, that's not that uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: But if they're arguing and there's.
Speaker 4: All this tension and raised voices, and then when somebody
Speaker 4: asks for my opinion, honestly, I'm gonna go with whoever's
Speaker 4: named the ride is in because it increased chance of anship.
Speaker 2: I never thought about that.
Speaker 4: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: Do you have to like physically look at your your
Speaker 1: app to see who it was they called?
Speaker 4: No, I mean, honestly, you kind of know by the name,
Speaker 4: or you know whoever speaks first is normally the person
Speaker 4: that's taking charge with the ride.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you know exactly. That's interesting. All right, we
Speaker 1: got another uber drive around with us. Have you had
Speaker 1: to do uber therapy, Kerry?
Speaker 6: Yes, I have, and I usually go with the wife
Speaker 6: side just and kind of ease the husband to the
Speaker 6: wife side so he don't get in too much trouble
Speaker 6: on he I'm getting on Noki later.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So I kind of get this idea that
Speaker 1: you're you're.
Speaker 6: Be wife happy life.
Speaker 7: You know, Yeah, she might be right.
Speaker 6: You know, but if she's wrong, she's kind of still right.
Speaker 1: I like you you should make sure that they give
Speaker 1: you a good tip after one of those kind of rides.
Speaker 2: What's up, Cheryl? How you doing? Mo Joe?
Speaker 8: Yes, you know dang well that it's gonna be Chelsea
Speaker 8: with a twenty year old.
Speaker 1: I would love to see Chelsea dating a younger guy.
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you that that would be That
Speaker 1: would be so much fun.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be a lot fun for her.
Speaker 1: I know, well, she looks way younger than I than
Speaker 1: than than I am, So I feel like when I'm
Speaker 1: sitting with her at a booth, people already think that I'm.
Speaker 2: The sugar daddy. What's up, Suzanne. I.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Good morning. My husband and I recently last week,
Speaker 7: we're out having a glass of wine and we did
Speaker 7: get the little snit at the bar quietly, and I
Speaker 7: was asking him to take it home with.
Speaker 8: Me and deal with it there. And next thing I know,
Speaker 8: our ex mayor from our town walked up interrupted and said,
Speaker 8: in case you're having an argument, I wanted to show
Speaker 8: you my new puppy.
Speaker 2: What and he had a puppy with him.
Speaker 8: He had a puppy with her.
Speaker 2: Oh, and she.
Speaker 7: Said in case you're in said, in case you're having
Speaker 7: an argument, let me show you my new puppy.
Speaker 2: And what did it do? Did it make you guys happy?
Speaker 2: Or did you guys just know?
Speaker 8: I stared at her, like, are you insane?
Speaker 4: That?
Speaker 2: Wow? What town do you live in? What town?
Speaker 8: Is this the salt Colorado?
Speaker 2: Okay, Colorado? Wow, that's wild.
Speaker 8: They saw Colorado.
Speaker 2: That's why he just wanted to sitation.
Speaker 1: But she knew even though you thought you were quietly arguing, Suzanne,
Speaker 1: she knew that there was something going on in the
Speaker 1: attention between the two of you.
Speaker 7: Oh, I give it to her. Yeah for sure. Yeah,
Speaker 7: it could have been obvious I'm not not disagreeing.
Speaker 1: My favorite is to go to and other couples are
Speaker 1: arguing because I think what it ends up happening is
Speaker 1: that it brings Chelsea and I closer together because you
Speaker 1: start seeing other couples like that where they look like
Speaker 1: they don't even talk to each other, and I look
Speaker 1: and I go, at least we got a better relationship
Speaker 1: than they right now, you know what I mean?
Speaker 7: Honestly, yes, have commented on that.
Speaker 8: For sure, we were that other couple that night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Susan time.
Speaker 8: I know I have called.
Speaker 7: I've been lucky enough to call many times, and I
Speaker 7: enjoy you all every morning.
Speaker 2: We love you, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 7: Thanks guys, take care