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Speaker 1: It's the Power to Morning Show. Cory, Chris, Paul, Zach.
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Speaker 3: Hi, Hello, how are.
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 3: Happy that game's over?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 1: That was a preseason football game and the Vikings suffered
Speaker 1: multiple injuries.
Speaker 3: That's not good.
Speaker 2: No, I know they won, so.
Speaker 3: That pisses you off because the draft status is hurt.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that was a rough game.
Speaker 3: Rough flight out too, you know, not ideal, but whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that wasn't eat.
Speaker 4: That wasn't good. That was that was that sucked. That sucked.
Speaker 2: Man, sounds like it.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what was going on, Hawk, But my
Speaker 1: favorite part was when you tweeted something something and then
Speaker 1: hashtag no more fire trucks ever land.
Speaker 4: When there's fire trucks waiting to make sure you don't
Speaker 4: catch on fire and die.
Speaker 3: No, no, I have.
Speaker 7: So the landing gear hatch wouldn't close. Yeah, so the
Speaker 7: landing gear was up.
Speaker 3: That the hatch wouldn't close exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, that doesn't seem good.
Speaker 4: Well, the problem, apparently is that if the landing gear
Speaker 4: is exposed to ice, it may not come.
Speaker 2: Down, makes sense, it might be frozen in place.
Speaker 4: And of course that didn't happen, and they had good
Speaker 4: I'm sure it was just an overabundance of cautionable We
Speaker 4: got appreciated half really yep. We got to that, yeah
Speaker 4: for sure, got to almost Chicago and then we uh
Speaker 4: and it was weird because we weren't very high, you know,
Speaker 4: like all things considered. Going to New York, you know
Speaker 4: you're gonna get way up there, right, but then we
Speaker 4: never did. You know, you're just going by your business whatever.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of traffic. Maybe it's you know, maybe
Speaker 4: the air is bad if they're out of it. And
Speaker 4: then suddenly I look over. I'm sitting beside Benjamin, and
Speaker 4: I look over and he's got to look on his
Speaker 4: face like, you know, a concerned look on his face.
Speaker 4: Like so I take my earbuds out of my my,
Speaker 4: my big head, and they say that, you know, we'll
Speaker 4: turn around, we're going back, we're going to land, and
Speaker 4: you know there's some issues with the landing gear and
Speaker 4: blah blah blah. So yeah, that's what it was, and
Speaker 4: so we you know, had to they had to put
Speaker 4: the landing gear out really early to make sure that
Speaker 4: the landing gear was gonna come out, of course, and
Speaker 4: apparently having the landing gear out when you're still a
Speaker 4: long way mixed for a bumpy flight. And so you know,
Speaker 4: it was just as I said, it was just concerning
Speaker 4: and bother some man. And I'm sure there was never
Speaker 4: a moment we were in any danger, and everybody was
Speaker 4: very very calm on the plane. But I had to
Speaker 4: give myself a stern talking to I'm not gonna lie
Speaker 4: to you. I had to like it, because you know,
Speaker 4: you just we've and I know, especially this time of year,
Speaker 4: I fly so much, and a lot of people fly
Speaker 4: way more than I do. But you get lulled into
Speaker 4: this sense of yeah, I was you know what I'm
Speaker 4: getting on a plane. I'm going so big deal. But
Speaker 4: when you hear well, what if the landing gear didn't
Speaker 4: come down, You're like, oh, that's right, We've got a
Speaker 4: full take of fuel. We were gonna fly to New York.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of weight on here. And I have
Speaker 4: nothing to do with whether I live or die right now.
Speaker 2: Right What a weird thing out.
Speaker 4: So I had to talk myself out of that. I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna light That's what. I Haven't had to do
Speaker 4: anything like that in a very long time. But I'm like,
Speaker 4: you're fifty five years old, almost get hold of yourself.
Speaker 3: Hey, can I ask all of you a question, Zach
Speaker 3: you probably know.
Speaker 2: The answer to this.
Speaker 3: Sure.
Speaker 7: Let's say you're flying in New York and you have
Speaker 7: the problem that the Vikings plane has if you're over Chicago.
Speaker 7: I'm just I'm not saying they were exactly over Chicago.
Speaker 7: Let's just say, for argument's sake, though you're right next
Speaker 7: to Chicago, why can't you just land in Chicago, deal
Speaker 7: with it, take off and do it again.
Speaker 2: Why can't they figure that out? Why do they have
Speaker 2: to go all the way back?
Speaker 1: We hear that all the time, right where you're like
Speaker 1: halfway over the Atlantic and then you have to go
Speaker 1: all the way back to France for some reason. It's like, well,
Speaker 1: you were almost there. Why can't you his land on
Speaker 1: the east coast and then figure out the problem.
Speaker 2: Why do they always go back?
Speaker 1: My guess is, and I don't know that they told
Speaker 1: you anything, Hawk, but my guess would be that it
Speaker 1: was easier to get a new plane, which they're going
Speaker 1: to need in Minneapolis. In Minneapolis, so I think if
Speaker 1: it was more urgent, they can they can land anywhere
Speaker 1: very much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that would be my guess is.
Speaker 1: It was just they was a fantastic answer is they
Speaker 1: got the southern I think just past like Madison. I
Speaker 1: guess is when based on the flight track is when
Speaker 1: they turned around, and I think at that point it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: go back, get back and get a new plane.
Speaker 7: You ever seen that video of there was a there
Speaker 7: was a plane that I think had like the front
Speaker 7: wheel pop or go out, so they like landed it
Speaker 7: like they had a time out that truck where there
Speaker 7: was like a truck that had a land you know
Speaker 7: what I'm saying, Like they had a time where that
Speaker 7: like the truck caught the front of the plane.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know where you're saying.
Speaker 7: In Madison. Would they have had to have like a
Speaker 7: four wheeler time it out right? Or how does that
Speaker 7: work if they would have had to land in Wisconsin?
Speaker 4: Maybe a dumb if you guys would like I actually
Speaker 4: know the answer, but you're really close zecho. Also the
Speaker 4: fact that that it Minneapolis is the Delta hug so
Speaker 4: it was much easier to get a Delta plane in Minneapolis.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that was exactly right. Yeah, that's the thing, Yeah, greasy.
Speaker 4: And then we got here back here and sat in
Speaker 4: the plane for ninety minutes, the old plane. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: they got waiting for the new plane. And then they
Speaker 4: let us off the plane so we could go into
Speaker 4: the terminal, but we had to stay in a cord
Speaker 4: enough area and they fed us, which is cool.
Speaker 1: Chick fil A, Oh lucky. I mean, I'm glad you survived. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would probably risk that for free.
Speaker 4: Then we got back on the plane, sat there for
Speaker 4: a little longer than we had to get off the
Speaker 4: plane and walk to the other plane and got on
Speaker 4: that plane. They got that some bitch all geared up,
Speaker 4: and then we took off and it was just an
Speaker 4: absolute disaster of chop the whole time. I mean, I
Speaker 4: thought I thought he was done. I thought he was
Speaker 4: just going to say, you know what, thank you Jesus
Speaker 4: and jump out the window.
Speaker 3: But he did not. So what time were you supposed
Speaker 3: to land in New York? And then what time did
Speaker 3: you actually land?
Speaker 4: We got I'll tell you. We got to the hotel
Speaker 4: at eleven thirty five pm.
Speaker 3: Sheep.
Speaker 4: Let me look on my old itinerary, and that's easter
Speaker 4: by the way east.
Speaker 2: You guys took off at eleven.
Speaker 4: I had to be at the facility at eleven thirty
Speaker 4: that morn. Yeah, yeah, uh yeah, looking Sorry, this new
Speaker 4: fangled phone has got me all upside down.
Speaker 1: I'm finally getting a new phone too, are you really? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's getting shipped. It's a long overdue sand.
Speaker 2: To bringing you one.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's kind of it.
Speaker 1: Which one the seventeen But it's just uh, I would
Speaker 1: have kept this phone, but the battery sucks.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I know people and just changed the whatever
Speaker 1: I was gonna do, an I'm not going to change
Speaker 1: the battery.
Speaker 3: Not to not to change your battery. You told me
Speaker 3: not to.
Speaker 1: Well, you've got like what the thirteen or eleven eleven
Speaker 1: hanging on to the eleven. It's working fine, Just uh,
Speaker 1: battery sucks.
Speaker 4: You're supposed to arrive at four thirty eastern.
Speaker 1: Okay, so seven hours later seven throw you off a
Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah, so that's why the game sucked so much.
Speaker 3: We got thrown off?
Speaker 2: Oh man, Yeah that was a rough one.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: By the way, so if you're if you're a Vikings fan,
Speaker 1: you're going all right, this sucks. We saw a little
Speaker 1: flash in the first half. JJ was still doing some
Speaker 1: cool things.
Speaker 7: Then he gets hurt, and then mostly Brozmer just handed
Speaker 7: it off the second half. Let's just get out of
Speaker 7: New York win or lose. Who cares, Let's get out
Speaker 7: of it. I totally get it right. You're you're throwing
Speaker 7: Brozemer back into the fire. He didn't get first team
Speaker 7: reps because JJ's back. Yep, it's gonna be tough. But
Speaker 7: if you're the Giants, I know they've we've talked multiple
Speaker 7: times this year about Jackson Dart being a franchise quarterback
Speaker 7: and they're happy with Jackson Dart in New York.
Speaker 3: They handed the ball off the whole time. They didn't
Speaker 3: want to let him throw. No, it's like they didn't
Speaker 3: trust him.
Speaker 1: Wasn't it like the midway through the second or something
Speaker 1: before he finally threw a pass. If I'm a Giants fan,
Speaker 1: if I go to that game, I'm like, what are
Speaker 1: we doing? Didn't that look like a tank? Didn't you
Speaker 1: have a zero passer rating in the first half? It
Speaker 1: was what one for five with a pick at one point? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and must he said, that's the first time he's ever
Speaker 1: seen that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just no. They didn't want to win. They
Speaker 3: didn't want to win at all.
Speaker 1: That pass that he had over the middle of the
Speaker 1: fourth quarter, that guy blatantly dropped.
Speaker 2: The numbers. He dropped that on. They don't want to win.
Speaker 2: Why would you?
Speaker 1: They don't want to be that head coach isn't going
Speaker 1: to be there. What's he care? That was a and
Speaker 1: then like going forward that I shocked. They didn't go
Speaker 1: for it on every fourth down just so they didn't
Speaker 1: have the opportunity to get any points.
Speaker 2: They didn't want to win that game.
Speaker 4: Well, you think an interim head coach doesn't care if
Speaker 4: they win or lose.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's going to be the head coach.
Speaker 4: Doesn't want to show people that he's actually capable of
Speaker 4: coaching a team.
Speaker 1: He didn't show anything yesterday because I would argue that
Speaker 1: first fourth and five where they win for it.
Speaker 2: That was Mike kaf saying, I do want to win
Speaker 2: the game, right, But then the rest of the.
Speaker 7: Research paper, if you will, It's like, well, then why
Speaker 7: if you want to win, if you're going to be
Speaker 7: aggressive and go for it on fourth and five, why
Speaker 7: are you just going to hand it off to Tracy
Speaker 7: ninety seven times and run the clock out against Max
Speaker 7: Brosmer once Brosmer gets in there and it get no
Speaker 7: offense to Brosmer, But clearly a disaster when he played
Speaker 7: against what Seattle?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Was that Seattle?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a tough defense.
Speaker 3: But still like scare the kid, right, here's your chance.
Speaker 2: Yeah boo man, that was a that.
Speaker 1: Was a preseason game wrapped in a regular season game.
Speaker 1: And that was that was dicey Oh, I know, the
Speaker 1: not Andrew Dice. Clay Oh, just dicing in general, that
Speaker 1: was a tough watch. But we're three days away from
Speaker 1: another Vikings game, and now we have no idea if
Speaker 1: JJ is going to play correct. X Ray's negative, but
Speaker 1: no update. I'm sure we'll get one quickly with the
Speaker 1: condensed week.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, you know, I really hope we don't waste
Speaker 1: these last two and a half games not seeing JJ,
Speaker 1: because he definitely was trending the right way. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: all they're doing is winning. I doubt he'll play on Thursday.
Speaker 1: Wasn't the it that he couldn't grip the football?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he dropped it before he got hit on the
Speaker 4: sack fumble return for a touchdown. The ball was out
Speaker 4: of his hand before he even got hit.
Speaker 3: Ouch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that looked like that hurt very badly. Hmm.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was an odd weekend. Yeah, odd weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just seemed like everybody wanted that game to
Speaker 1: be over. The second JJ got hurt. It's like, can
Speaker 1: we just call it?
Speaker 3: Right? I think if they would have asked both teams,
Speaker 3: can we just stop the game?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: The game's over, let's just wrap this up.
Speaker 4: They were pretty happy in the locker room after the game. Man,
Speaker 4: JJ talked to us, talked to Ben for like almost
Speaker 4: seven a half minutes, said the F word, it's fun.
Speaker 4: We talked to Van Ginkle Jefferson j Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: he was super happy. Heard some great things about JJ
Speaker 4: this weekend. By the way, if you're looking wondering whether
Speaker 4: or not you're your kids should buy a Jefferson jersey
Speaker 4: and cheer for Justin Jefferson. The answers, Yes, what a
Speaker 4: good dude, man, I heard. Are you going to talk
Speaker 4: about the hospital thom Yeah, okay, I didn't know if
Speaker 4: that was out yet or not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was all yeah, I think they TV.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, there's.
Speaker 4: A story coming out. Even on top of that, something
Speaker 4: he did for somebody in particularly while he was on
Speaker 4: that trip that I mean, I almost bought a jersey
Speaker 4: from him. I woll for him. I mean, my goodness.
Speaker 4: So yeah, but everybody was really really pleased. Man. I'll
Speaker 4: tell you, I know what. I understand that it was
Speaker 4: not a fun game to watch, but and and I
Speaker 4: understand the the whole idea of you know, wanting a
Speaker 4: better draft choice and all that stuff, but a lot
Speaker 4: of people still playing uh real hard, you know. And
Speaker 4: and how about Brian O'Neil going out and Brian O'Neil
Speaker 4: was just heard of some other people and he still played.
Speaker 3: Heel heel, right, yeah, yeah, I mean, uh, he.
Speaker 4: Was watching him in the preseason warm up whether you
Speaker 4: know how they have people who are kind of injured,
Speaker 4: whether or not we can play them or not. Two
Speaker 4: and a half hours before the game, he's out on
Speaker 4: the field and it doesn't look like he's gonna play.
Speaker 4: I would have told you he wasn't gonna play. He
Speaker 4: played the entire game, didn't go on injured reserve, didn't
Speaker 4: do anything like that.
Speaker 1: He played the entire game. Yeah, said mad respect for
Speaker 1: that kid, So it's cool. And then he led the
Speaker 1: team in the bit the matellus usually does. Did you
Speaker 1: see that before the game? Got them all charged up?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
Speaker 7: And if we're if we're gonna take these you know,
Speaker 7: these last handful of games, win or lose, as a
Speaker 7: chance to evaluate JJ and his receivers have not helped
Speaker 7: him at all. How about how about how much different
Speaker 7: his stat line looks yesterday. If Jordan Addison catches that touchdown,
Speaker 7: which was a great throw, hit him right in the chest,
Speaker 7: have to catch that. He's had a lot of drops
Speaker 7: at the hand of jj McCarthy, right, helped the kid out.
Speaker 7: That's a touchdown if Jordan Adison just catches it, and
Speaker 7: then the interception it hits Jalen Naylor in the hands. Yeah,
Speaker 7: and if bounces off of him and it gets picked off.
Speaker 7: So arguably his worst play, not his fault, Jalen Naylor's fault,
Speaker 7: and one of his potentially better plays gets dropped at
Speaker 7: the hands of Jordan Madison.
Speaker 2: So it's like, man, that's a huge swing both ways.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Think I thought the kid was playing well in the
Speaker 2: first half.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with you. Yeah, they put him in
Speaker 1: some good situations. Yeah, he's made the most of what
Speaker 1: he has. He's just he's got to stay on the field, right,
Speaker 1: like you hope this isn't it's not broken, so that's good.
Speaker 4: I'm worried about ligaments, man, Yeah, but in fact, you
Speaker 4: can't hold onto a ball like that. That's what I'm
Speaker 4: working And again, I don't know any about anything, and
Speaker 4: I do not have any inside information. That's just me
Speaker 4: watching him. I'm telling you. If you see when the
Speaker 4: you know, the fumble recovery for a touchdown, the ball
Speaker 4: is definitely I don't know if they've showed that enough
Speaker 4: on television or not. But the ball is definitely out
Speaker 4: of his hands. Before he got hit, he lost you know,
Speaker 4: he lost grip on the ball. If I don't know, man,
Speaker 4: if it's not broken, something was going on. But he
Speaker 4: was definitely in pain. I hope he's all right, but
Speaker 4: you're right. I'd love to see him play again Detroit
Speaker 4: and Green Bay as well. So we're going to play
Speaker 4: those games. We might as well have our guy in there. Huh.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now we've won three straight, so our draft picks is
Speaker 1: not going to be great either way. We screwed that
Speaker 1: up right.
Speaker 3: The dream of just bombing out is dead because you've
Speaker 3: won three straight.
Speaker 2: So yeah, just win. I mean, now it doesn't really matter, and.
Speaker 4: We're going to get down to two or three or
Speaker 4: four games lost anyway, can't They can't take away victories?
Speaker 1: No or ken they think so, no wain at this point,
Speaker 1: especially if you could knock the Packers out of the playoffs.
Speaker 3: Wait, whoa, you're a Packer fan.
Speaker 4: Now, don't try to throw up a there, buddy, boys.
Speaker 2: You said that, Yeah, but I didn't mean that.
Speaker 3: Piking's pregame show, I didn't mean that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right, I was just feeling in because Brett
Speaker 1: wasn't on right right? Who's Brett the dude? You say
Speaker 1: you went to sleep before that game was over. That
Speaker 1: was one of the best finishes of the year. Bears
Speaker 1: and Packers.
Speaker 4: That was the dumbest game.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, gosh, what do you guys?
Speaker 5: How do you?
Speaker 2: How do you? How do the Packers consistently not recover
Speaker 2: on side?
Speaker 4: Don't you mean us?
Speaker 3: How do we know?
Speaker 2: I'm not anymore?
Speaker 3: Man? We got a hold on that.
Speaker 1: Yeah we wait what we we have to catch that
Speaker 1: on site. You can hit us like you step into it.
Speaker 1: Go get it, Yeah, go get it. I'm very disappointed
Speaker 1: in our team. Man, you've changed, you really have.
Speaker 2: Well, at least it's for the better. Be happy, man.
Speaker 1: You do whatever your ladies tell you to do. Sure, man,
Speaker 1: some guys run their house, some guys run around.
Speaker 3: Their house, and some guys change their house to a
Speaker 3: packer's house.
Speaker 2: Don't run around anything.
Speaker 3: That is true.
Speaker 4: We don't have to drive their house around because they
Speaker 4: live in a mobile home.
Speaker 2: That's kind of cool. Like cousin Eddie. Cousin Eddie's wife.
Speaker 4: I always thought she was kind of cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah you would, Yeah, so.
Speaker 1: What I's Ben will be here later, Muscle be here later.
Speaker 1: Bes Christmas week, Chris, you're off the rest of the week.
Speaker 1: We're off Thursday and Friday for Christmas and the day
Speaker 1: after Christmas.
Speaker 7: So a short week of the power Trip morning till Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Speaker 7: but more after this.
Speaker 2: I'm a fan, all right, welcome back? Here?
Speaker 3: Was this supposed to be superstitious? I don't know, like
Speaker 3: the generic version, right the non don't I.
Speaker 4: Think this is probably? Oh yeah, wait a minute, you
Speaker 4: know I have a questions about these these pod Saves things.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna almost guarantee you that this is not a
Speaker 4: real band playing this song.
Speaker 2: Oh so it has to be.
Speaker 3: This is guaranteed human.
Speaker 4: I don't think it is. Wait a minute, there's I
Speaker 4: would I would say that this was no unless they
Speaker 4: hired Here's here's what I wonder you guys know of
Speaker 4: the company we work for, Right, do you guys believe
Speaker 4: the ga billion songs that we have in the pod
Speaker 4: safe system that they hired musicians and said, hey, you guys,
Speaker 4: here's a ga billion dollars. Go in the studio for
Speaker 4: the next five months and record about seven million songs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do a song that sounds like superstitious but not quite.
Speaker 1: Spend hours doing it so we can play the bed right,
Speaker 1: make sure it sounds tight?
Speaker 3: It is?
Speaker 2: That sounds great?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't think they would do that.
Speaker 7: I know they would because this is guaranteed human right, guarantee, Paul,
Speaker 7: are you a human?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Promise yes, Zach, let me check. Promise.
Speaker 2: Feels like it, Chris, I feels like I might be.
Speaker 4: I think I am. Yeah, I don't know, Maybe I don't.
Speaker 4: I'm this might be the matrix, though, I don't know
Speaker 4: if I am going to be like a very matrix
Speaker 4: thing to do with the matrix to say it wasn't
Speaker 4: in the matrix.
Speaker 7: Right, It's like if this is a simulation, guess what,
Speaker 7: none of us would know. We're in a simulation, not
Speaker 7: a single one.
Speaker 4: And by the way, give me the steak, don't wake
Speaker 4: me up. Me and the little dude with the weird
Speaker 4: go tee.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Vern Troyer, Oh, obviously what matrix? Did you watch?
Speaker 2: He was in the third one? Was he played? Neo?
Speaker 3: Oh? He did?
Speaker 2: You didn't see the third one?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was the one that got critically hammered. They
Speaker 1: thought the lead was pretty bad. They had vern Troyer
Speaker 1: played Neo. Yeah, Keanu asked for too much money. He
Speaker 1: was being a prima donna, so they let Verne do it.
Speaker 2: I bet it's pretty good.
Speaker 4: You let a guy hit you in the jaw as
Speaker 4: hard as he could and break your john knock your
Speaker 4: teeth out for like ten million dollars.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think they asked that on on Beyond the Pond.
Speaker 1: I think they were asking. I think Fallness asked Mikeletti that,
Speaker 1: did he not? I think the number they said Saturday
Speaker 1: Mone was like ninety million.
Speaker 7: Yes, if if you want to break my jaw in
Speaker 7: two places, I really do, come up with ninety million,
Speaker 7: and I absolutely will let you do it.
Speaker 4: Man, I'm gonna get back to you.
Speaker 3: What's the Yeah, what's the recovery time on a broken jaw?
Speaker 2: How does that work?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Well, they had to put steel plates in his face.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 1: Then you're halfway to being Wolverine. Yeah, correct, And you
Speaker 1: gotta you could tell people that I'd pay you ninety
Speaker 1: million if I can be Wolverine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, being Wolverine would be sweet. You'd never
Speaker 3: get hurt.
Speaker 4: Does Wolverine have a metal Wiener.
Speaker 2: No, you think it's the tin Man. Yeah, the tin
Speaker 2: Man definitely is a sheet metal wiener.
Speaker 4: To take wolverines does though.
Speaker 3: Maybe what's that stuff called sulitanium sitanium adamantum.
Speaker 4: That's him? Yeah, you know, too good, too good to
Speaker 4: to don't.
Speaker 1: Break, don't same adamant Yeah, oh no, that's uh seven
Speaker 1: Mary three. Oh that is a little conversation.
Speaker 2: Who loves that band?
Speaker 3: Nope?
Speaker 2: Pat Smear, Noe Smear No, uh Garlar Yes.
Speaker 4: Seven were married too, but oh seven eight nine?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well they're a little maintenance though.
Speaker 1: You know what sucks about about Jake Paul getting his
Speaker 1: job broken in two spots? Nothing, but he made ninety million,
Speaker 1: yeah if it was Did you hear that he got
Speaker 1: his job broken in two spots?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I guess they paid him like ten k for
Speaker 3: the fight, but he got his ass kicked.
Speaker 2: I go good.
Speaker 7: I can't even feel good about him getting destroyed because
Speaker 7: he got so freaking rich off it. It doesn't it
Speaker 7: doesn't change his life at all. In fact, it probably
Speaker 7: makes his life way better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now people are talking about him more. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: I don't know, I think.
Speaker 4: Probably right, But let me tell you, you get hit
Speaker 4: hard enough from the face you start questioning all your decisions.
Speaker 1: Well, everybody like, beforehand, is it Dana White, the guy
Speaker 1: that owns UFC. There was a clip where Dana White
Speaker 1: was like, who's he fighting? Yeah, oh, that's a terrible
Speaker 1: blue idea.
Speaker 4: It was a terrible idea.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Even Joe Rogan like, that's a terrible idea.
Speaker 3: It was everyone.
Speaker 4: I didn't anything about the guy who was fighting, to
Speaker 4: be honest, and I'm just being on. I didn't know
Speaker 4: anything about him. But every person I saw in the
Speaker 4: fight game was like, yeah, this is really a dangerous
Speaker 4: situation to be in. And of course you start feeling
Speaker 4: pretty good about yourself until you get punched in the face.
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 4: What did uh? What did Michael Tyson say? Everybody's got
Speaker 4: a plan until they get punched in the face. Yea,
Speaker 4: that's exactly what happened. And you could you could tell
Speaker 4: that punch moment. Oh yeah, you could see the moments
Speaker 4: before where you could tell. Jake Paul was like, normally
Speaker 4: we don't swing in each other like this.
Speaker 1: Like there's so many clips in viral of like Mike
Speaker 1: Tyson ducked under one of his shots and had an
Speaker 1: open shot at him.
Speaker 2: And he just didn't take it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's what I think he most of these
Speaker 1: fights are. But when this guy was like, oh, you're
Speaker 1: gonna punch me in the face because he did a
Speaker 1: few shots.
Speaker 2: Before you, I'll break your jaw and it's over. Don't
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: And the look on Jake Paul's face when he realizes, oh,
Speaker 1: something is very wrong and his mouth is half open,
Speaker 1: like oh, you're like, oh, see you later.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good luck drinking liquids for the next couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: What hammered him, He hammered him across and right before
Speaker 1: that round, Logan Paul is just talking trash to him
Speaker 1: and it's like, Okay, it would have.
Speaker 3: Been awesome if he just jumped over the ropes and
Speaker 3: broke his jut too.
Speaker 2: Don't encourage it. It's all envy and jealousy. It's fine.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they're crazy rich, they get to do whatever they
Speaker 7: want to. They marry supermodels. Yeah, they're doing something right.
Speaker 7: But you know a lot of us, I don't think
Speaker 7: we change places with them in some ways, right, we
Speaker 7: all want the money. Yeah, sure, that sounds em olmarny
Speaker 7: and must don't the rest of us do? I want
Speaker 7: ninety million.
Speaker 1: I want to win the power ball tonight. It's one
Speaker 1: point six billion dollars.
Speaker 2: I hope you do.
Speaker 3: Still won't get hit.
Speaker 2: I hope you do.
Speaker 7: A bunch of million dollar winners the other day, but
Speaker 7: again none of them from Minnesota. One point six estimated
Speaker 7: jackpot tonight. Estimated cash value just over seven hundred and
Speaker 7: thirty five million, Man, Zach, you want to hear the.
Speaker 2: Numbers from Saturday?
Speaker 1: Sure four nice, five nice, twenty eight nice, fifty two nice,
Speaker 1: sixty nine super nice, and then the power ball was
Speaker 1: twenty hey hogs. Yeah, if you won that cash bit
Speaker 1: at seven hundred and whatever that was, Yeah, and you
Speaker 1: had like two hours, you could go to the casino.
Speaker 2: What would you bet at the slot machines?
Speaker 1: Know? When you had that in your back pocket and
Speaker 1: I had, how I have how much money? All the
Speaker 1: seven and thirty five million? They don't Well, I mean
Speaker 1: the problem is they don't have a slot where you
Speaker 1: could waste that much.
Speaker 6: You know what?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know, what's the biggest spin in Minnesota.
Speaker 4: That's a great question about five hundred bucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a five hundred dollars spin in Minnesota.
Speaker 2: I mean, you probably put it up to twenty five
Speaker 2: bucks of spin.
Speaker 4: I know there is actually I can see see I'm
Speaker 4: thinking about yeah, and then bet the max yeah yeah,
Speaker 4: but again that's you.
Speaker 3: Know again, how dumb?
Speaker 7: How dumb are the gambling laws if there's a five
Speaker 7: hundred dollars slot spin, but we can't bet more than
Speaker 7: one hundred dollars on any bet on poker?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we don't have no travesty.
Speaker 4: It makes no sense, for it's just a travesty.
Speaker 2: More lucrative gambling. Uh plays correct? What do you think
Speaker 2: the biggest in Vegas is? Can you bet ten grand
Speaker 2: to spin? If you want to bet, you can bet
Speaker 2: you cast nicely?
Speaker 4: You can?
Speaker 7: I wonder, I because I would be floored if those
Speaker 7: are actually out on the casino floors. There's some private
Speaker 7: high stakes area where they'll let you.
Speaker 2: Spin for that much.
Speaker 3: I don't know, have you not seen it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean Hawks Daddy and I were spending eight eighty
Speaker 1: eight to spin when I was blackout and drunk, and
Speaker 1: I won, yeah, and then Hawk was like play that machine,
Speaker 1: it'll win.
Speaker 3: And then three spins later, I won nine hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I cursed him and then he walked
Speaker 4: away but I kept following him. I kept thinking he
Speaker 4: was gonna go, you know, we should split this. No, nope,
Speaker 4: of course not.
Speaker 2: We wandered around though, but he was right.
Speaker 7: Hey, shout out to Minnesota's Aaron Johnson won the WPT
Speaker 7: prime over a million dollars.
Speaker 3: He's not third all time.
Speaker 2: It's that the guy that didn't know who Rosie was. No,
Speaker 2: that's Iametaicus.
Speaker 3: No, but somebody on.
Speaker 1: Twitter said, that's just our fifth million dollar win in
Speaker 1: Minnesota poker history.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: But Aaron Johnson little over a million bucks won the WPT.
Speaker 2: Good for him, super cool too, nice guys.
Speaker 7: No, the WPT is like the one that used to
Speaker 7: be on or still is maybe you know Travel Channel.
Speaker 7: WPT is like the big TV deal. Oh sweet, Yeah,
Speaker 7: pretty cool man.
Speaker 4: We poked turds is where WPT?
Speaker 2: Yes, watches it rip mic sext he died he did.
Speaker 7: Now, Aaron's just like seven hundred thousand behind our guy
Speaker 7: Blake for first.
Speaker 2: I bet our guy would know how much you could spin.
Speaker 4: Our guy would now that you could say, they turn
Speaker 4: me away from my guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if any of our guys, our Vegas guys are listening,
Speaker 1: what's the biggest slot spin available how much can on
Speaker 1: the floor right, actually on the casino floor, not in
Speaker 1: a private room or something A thousand. I wonder if
Speaker 1: they have it's way more than that. Do they have
Speaker 1: private slot machines that has acts? I mean absolutely, I
Speaker 1: mean like how much to see? How high did those go?
Speaker 1: I mean I've seen somebody played two twenty five a
Speaker 1: spin and wasn't even paying a take.
Speaker 3: I've also seen that yep, just autopilot. Oh I hit cool?
Speaker 2: Yep, Oh yeah, what's fun of that?
Speaker 4: If you're not watching it?
Speaker 2: No, it's not about.
Speaker 4: Or it's about.
Speaker 3: Having a problem. Yeah, yeah, that's how I got up
Speaker 3: to My name is Chris problem. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But if you recall when Sauce had a nice win
Speaker 1: a couple of months ago, I go, you have a problem,
Speaker 1: and your response was.
Speaker 2: Not anymore or not anymore.
Speaker 4: I've got, by the way, a store for you guys
Speaker 4: at some point won't take but a minute to tell.
Speaker 4: And I'm never gonna be able to do a justice.
Speaker 4: But I heard the greatest possible five second conversation in
Speaker 4: my I can't even tell you how much this conversation
Speaker 4: please make. It was five seconds, and I hope that
Speaker 4: I can do a justice because I loved it so much.
Speaker 2: Going to do that when we get back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Front Paid Sports to that right after
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Speaker 3: Look, guys, Max is here.
Speaker 4: What's up y'all?
Speaker 2: Miss you guys, I missed you too.
Speaker 3: You were no longer with us.
Speaker 7: Happy early birthday to both of you. Birthday week for
Speaker 7: Max and Chris Birthday week. Did you see the cake
Speaker 7: from last week that you were not here?
Speaker 3: No? I did it, And I feel like such a
Speaker 3: d bag. I'm so sorry Jill because she brought in
Speaker 3: a cake.
Speaker 2: I think it was for Lieber recently, and I was
Speaker 2: in the elevator with her and I was.
Speaker 8: Like, you know, I never got a cake before, Okay,
Speaker 8: and then I'm not even freaking year when she brings
Speaker 8: one in.
Speaker 2: I'm such a I'm such a name, pretty shirt.
Speaker 4: It's still in the fridge.
Speaker 2: Okay, so go, I'm gonna I'm gonna go again.
Speaker 1: It's not very realistic because it looks like you and
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, it's like a world traveler.
Speaker 3: It looks like you're going all over the globe. But
Speaker 3: there are zero ladies on that cake. Yeah. Zero.
Speaker 1: That's okay. You know, I appreciate I appreciate the effort.
Speaker 1: It just looks like you're traveling the world by yourself.
Speaker 2: What she said in the fridge. Yeah, well the lady
Speaker 2: was in the cake. As long has it been in
Speaker 2: the fridge.
Speaker 4: Well she was a tiny lady.
Speaker 1: She'll be all right. There's some leftover carbonies a lady.
Speaker 1: It was a good looking cake.
Speaker 3: Yeah it was.
Speaker 2: It was man, all right.
Speaker 3: Let's do front page sports and also we have to
Speaker 3: pay off that teas that you had a five second conversation.
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Speaker 2: Try that I did. It's awesome.
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to go today because I got to
Speaker 2: get those Powerball tickets.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, get some gas, get some Powerball tickets, get
Speaker 1: some Red Bull Holidays at the best.
Speaker 3: Probably get one of those pretzels or a cake down
Speaker 3: it or something.
Speaker 2: Maybe some sunflower seeds.
Speaker 3: Should I do that today?
Speaker 1: No? No?
Speaker 6: Why not?
Speaker 2: Holiday season?
Speaker 3: Here?
Speaker 1: Bh loon h gift to your bowels. What really matters, though,
Speaker 1: is Chris had a five second conversation. Sounded like you
Speaker 1: overheard it, or you had it. You overheard a.
Speaker 3: Five second conversation that you would like to discuss.
Speaker 2: So the only.
Speaker 4: Real physically demanding part of what I do is when
Speaker 4: the game is over, Jared tears all the equipment down
Speaker 4: while I'm down in the locker room with Ben. Then
Speaker 4: I got to come back up, and we got to
Speaker 4: push all the equipment down into the elevator and then
Speaker 4: to wherever the truck is. And there's seven hundred million
Speaker 4: people trying to get out of the stadium, and nobody
Speaker 4: seems to have any idea that there are other people
Speaker 4: on the planet. So you're basically just trying to dodge people.
Speaker 4: It's like being in traffic on on sixty nine. Okay,
Speaker 4: but last night as we're making our way to the
Speaker 4: truck so we can get on the plane so it
Speaker 4: doesn't leave without us. I'll never forget when Bob Hagen
Speaker 4: told me when I first started doing this job, if
Speaker 4: you're not on the plane, we won't wait for you.
Speaker 2: Brilliant.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Just going by a group of people who were working
Speaker 4: security who are leaving, I overhear the and there's no
Speaker 4: way I'm going to be able to do this justice.
Speaker 4: I wish that I could. But this is what I heard.
Speaker 4: Two people, two gentlemen, and the first person goes like this, wait,
Speaker 4: your name is Carlos Santana and then yeah, it was
Speaker 4: the entire conversation, but the sound of discussed on Carlos
Speaker 4: in his voice that he's had to tell people that
Speaker 4: his whole life, his.
Speaker 2: Whole life, Carlos.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like a television show.
Speaker 3: Wait your name is Carlos Santana. Yeah, isn't it a
Speaker 3: relatively common name?
Speaker 2: That's gotta be right.
Speaker 7: I would think they're both very that's a common first
Speaker 7: name and a common last name.
Speaker 2: Yes, isn't that saying like, your name's Mike Smith.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna guess almost every time he's ever told
Speaker 4: somebody his full name, Yeah, somebody has said that to.
Speaker 1: Him, people have been very disappointed at like a hotel
Speaker 1: reservation when he shows up.
Speaker 2: I think it's the actual.
Speaker 1: Carlos, Like, it'd be very different if it was your
Speaker 1: name's Ted Bundy, Like that would be more rare. Bundy
Speaker 1: is a rare last name. Yeah, right, A lot of
Speaker 1: Ted Bundy's walking around. I can only name one is
Speaker 1: that the one Sack was attracted to it's Richard Ramirez because.
Speaker 4: I have a friend, we all have a friend Scott
Speaker 4: who said the biggest denomination slot machine he's seen is
Speaker 4: five thousand dollars per spend with a two coin maximum,
Speaker 4: so that'd be ten thousand dollars to spend what and
Speaker 4: that was Caesars.
Speaker 3: Ye, well nbd.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's so greasy, like even like the lowest win
Speaker 1: in that is a hand pay, isn't that?
Speaker 4: Yeah of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: By the way I heard the rumor is, and you know,
Speaker 4: I don't know where I heard that. I just overheard
Speaker 4: this summer.
Speaker 2: I sat on the internet too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the money's going to two thousand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, from twelve hundred to two thousands.
Speaker 2: Oh, so it's a rumor.
Speaker 1: I thought.
Speaker 3: I think I legit.
Speaker 2: I think it is legit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, from twelve hundred to two thousand, Yeah, I think
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 4: That'll change every the.
Speaker 1: Slot minimum or whatever tax form from twelve up to
Speaker 1: two thousand. Is that in Vegas or here? I think
Speaker 1: it's everywhere?
Speaker 4: I think, I think. I don't know. I'm looking.
Speaker 2: That seems like something that would vary state by state.
Speaker 3: Yeah, state by state.
Speaker 2: Maybe not because it's.
Speaker 1: Technically the IRS that's doing it, right, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I never know what's going on neither. That's what I
Speaker 1: never know what's happening. All right, Sports, Well, well.
Speaker 3: The Vikings are here, guess one in loss.
Speaker 1: Simultaneously they won the game sixteen thirteen over the Giants.
Speaker 1: But you know, it doesn't help the old draft status,
Speaker 1: and it also doesn't help that JJ McCarthy left late
Speaker 1: in the first half with a hand injury.
Speaker 4: Do you want to hear what coach said about that?
Speaker 2: Mm hm?
Speaker 4: So if I can find it, oh, here it does.
Speaker 5: I have not seen the play, but apparently you know
Speaker 5: what happened before his touchdown run and I was actually
Speaker 5: concerned with the angle that I had when he did
Speaker 5: run it in. I just wanted to make sure he
Speaker 5: you know, I thought he got hitting the head or
Speaker 5: neck area going into the end, but he he was
Speaker 5: clean there. And then you know, I asked him if
Speaker 5: he was all right, and he, uh, you know, he
Speaker 5: said he was, And you know, obviously we just scored
Speaker 5: a touchdown, big moment, but then when we went out
Speaker 5: for the next drive, that's when he seemed to have
Speaker 5: some discomfort there. So we'll evaluate it and uh, you know,
Speaker 5: make sure we'll find out what's going on there.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So status unknown for Thursday and Christmas. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: see when. I would assume we'll get either an estimated
Speaker 1: injury report or an actual injury report today.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what happens when you assume, right, you
Speaker 3: make an asset of them with Therman, Yeah, I do that.
Speaker 7: JJ McCarthy nine of fourteen for one hundred and eight
Speaker 7: yards an interception that was Naylor's fault, and that was
Speaker 7: again just in the first half, and he did have
Speaker 7: a rushing touchdown that was nice. Look good Brosemer of course,
Speaker 7: Brozmurr in the second half seven of nine fifty two yards,
Speaker 7: no touchdowns, no interceptions.
Speaker 2: He just handed it off to Aaron Jones a thousand times.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They wanted to.
Speaker 3: Get the bleep out of New York City or New
Speaker 3: Jersey as fast as possible. They look the fastest third
Speaker 3: quarter of all. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Giants have lost nine straight. They are two and thirteen.
Speaker 7: The Vikings have won three straight games. They're up to
Speaker 7: seven and eight. Koc said X rays were negative for
Speaker 7: JJ McCarthy the other man, really bad news. This has
Speaker 7: been a rough year. Ryan Kelly third concussion this season
Speaker 7: and the sixth. I like how they wore this sixth
Speaker 7: documented career concussion. That's always a vague way of saying, well,
Speaker 7: we've confirmed six, but who knows. I mean, I feel
Speaker 7: like we're in one hundred percent to a category here
Speaker 7: where everybody's.
Speaker 3: Going to tell him, dude, you got to just hang
Speaker 3: it up. It's over.
Speaker 1: Man. You got the rest of your life to worry about.
Speaker 1: You can't keep doing this. But ultimately it's going to
Speaker 1: be up to him. But man, yeah, I think we've
Speaker 1: seen the last of Ryan Kelly, but we'll see we
Speaker 1: have two. Jordan Mason also carted to the locker room
Speaker 1: in the first quarter with an ankle injury.
Speaker 2: We'll see what that is all about.
Speaker 7: So the Vikings host Detroit Christmas Day three thirty right
Speaker 7: here on the fan and on Netflix, Snoop at halftime,
Speaker 7: and with the Lions loss yesterday, ESPN analytics say the
Speaker 7: Lions have a seven percent chance of making the postseason.
Speaker 3: That's nuts.
Speaker 1: Their toast two fort you know. Yeah, they had fifteen
Speaker 1: last year. Yeah, it's crazy, man. Yeah, and now they're
Speaker 1: both going to miss. Oh, we might have a playoffs with.
Speaker 9: No Lions, no Chiefs, no Ravens. Yeah, I mean, possibly
Speaker 9: no Bills, depending on how it shakes. I don't think
Speaker 9: William in there, no bond cuishes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I still think.
Speaker 3: William so Watch should change his name to Billy. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 3: be marketable, Billy so.
Speaker 2: Waltch definitely races NASCAR, you know what I'm saying. Yes,
Speaker 2: what a good kid, by the way, great kid, I
Speaker 2: nailed it.
Speaker 1: The It does very much sound like a lawyer at
Speaker 1: William so watach yeah and associates. Yeah, yeah, he was great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was nice. Yeah, best of luck to that kid.
Speaker 1: Wonder about it's like being that successful that young, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Just stopped it that's successful.
Speaker 1: Fair, Yeah, but specifically that young. Yeah, man, it'd be
Speaker 1: hard not to have a just an ego and that polished.
Speaker 1: He's oh yeah, yeah, impressive young light correct correct, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought you said white.
Speaker 2: You said. I was like, damn, you.
Speaker 1: Said he said polite. But it did take me one
Speaker 1: point four seconds ago. Did he just say he's white
Speaker 1: and polished?
Speaker 3: Well in skies the limits? Yeah, he can't be stop
Speaker 3: Zach if he's white and polite.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, Oh, that's right.
Speaker 1: That's weird that all of us simultaneously heard Zach just
Speaker 1: going he's white.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't Friday.
Speaker 3: What did you What did you think about William on Friday?
Speaker 1: Do you like him?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: He was white?
Speaker 7: Let's start there, all right now what really matters? In
Speaker 7: a second, we'll go around the world of sports scores
Speaker 7: and stats, Crystal Change of Life with something Else, and
Speaker 7: Ben liber will join us right after this on the fan.
Speaker 2: Thanks, hey, Rubes.
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Speaker 7: In between, Chris will change your life with something else.
Speaker 7: Talk a lot of vikings in a second with Lieber,
Speaker 7: but let's go to some other stuff.
Speaker 2: First.
Speaker 7: Not a great game for the Minnesota whild but look,
Speaker 7: we're playing the best team in hockey, the unstoppable Colorado Avalanche.
Speaker 3: Beat the Wild five to one. The Abs are now
Speaker 3: twenty six two and seven, just two regulation.
Speaker 7: Losses and we're almost a Christmas Hartman scored the lone
Speaker 7: Wild goal that was early in the third to make
Speaker 7: it three to one.
Speaker 1: McKinnon scored twice he leads the NHL. Those were goals
Speaker 1: twenty nine and thirty. So that snaps a seven game
Speaker 1: win streak for the Minnesota Whild. Then that is their
Speaker 1: first home regulation loss since October thirtieth, thirtieth against the
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Penguins. The Penguins so they be in the Wild
Speaker 1: host Nashville tomorrow, then the Christmas break, and then because
Speaker 1: of the world juniors, a seven game post Christmas row trip.
Speaker 1: That's greasy, certainly one of the longer ones in recent memory,
Speaker 1: if not the longest. I mean they're gonna be gone
Speaker 1: for basically two weeks, so yeah, have fun with that.
Speaker 1: But yeah you mentioned, I mean, best team in the
Speaker 1: league by far, and a second night of a back
Speaker 1: to back, third game in four days, four games and
Speaker 1: six days for the second straight week.
Speaker 2: I mean, they've been playing a ton of hockey.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's about as understandable all the loss as
Speaker 1: as they come. So but they'll get back at it
Speaker 1: against Staishville and Tuesday, and then hopefully Gel on the
Speaker 1: road and Quinn will be able to get the nose teammates. Finally,
Speaker 1: maybe they'll play cribbage on the flight.
Speaker 2: They might play cribbage. Great game. You guys want to
Speaker 2: play cribage for money? I would love to play cribbage
Speaker 2: for money. Name of time and a place?
Speaker 4: What really matters is this China nineteen twenty two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you have a time machine or not? What about?
Speaker 2: What what time period? Does Hawk's favorite Back to the Future.
Speaker 1: Take place in? Eighteen eighty five? Yeah, that's a great one, right,
Speaker 1: It's the best one of the bunch. How does a
Speaker 1: crivage game take ten to fifteen minutes?
Speaker 3: I was going to say fifteen, maybe doing the next break.
Speaker 2: Wow, God, you're good at this. I'm gonna miss you
Speaker 2: next week. You'rever don't leave.
Speaker 3: What really matters is this.
Speaker 4: I just mentioned China and it brought to mind another story.
Speaker 4: This a gentleman who works with us on the trips.
Speaker 4: He told me the following story. I'll be real quick
Speaker 4: about it. So he went to uh, China on business.
Speaker 3: A while ago. Hey, he's in the hi.
Speaker 4: He's in Northern Hong Kong, small town up above northern
Speaker 4: Hong Kong, and he starts getting real sick. So it
Speaker 4: goes to the hospital. Long story longer. He's doubled over
Speaker 4: in pain. He's in Hong Kong on business. He has diverticulated,
Speaker 4: but it's a small town hospital, so they decide they're
Speaker 4: gonna have to send him to big city Hong Kong
Speaker 4: to a hospital because they don't know if they can
Speaker 4: help him out. He gets there, he's in the hospital
Speaker 4: for thirteen days. One of the first things they tell
Speaker 4: him when he gets to the big city hospital in
Speaker 4: Hong Kong, you should be really glad they brought you
Speaker 4: here because while you were at that other hospital, while
Speaker 4: they cut you open to do surgery, they'd probably take
Speaker 4: them with your kidneys.
Speaker 1: Oh my.
Speaker 2: Wow, business man.
Speaker 4: One of the hospital workers. And she said to him,
Speaker 4: you would never have known they would have gone in
Speaker 4: and unless you went in for another procedure at some point,
Speaker 4: and the doctors was said, some bitch, you're missing a kidney.
Speaker 4: You would never have known. Wow.
Speaker 3: And then they would have had to ask, like, were
Speaker 3: you're only born with one?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Otherwise? How many times have you had.
Speaker 2: Surgery in your life?
Speaker 1: Well? I was hit this small hospital outside of Hong
Speaker 1: Kong Gee, but that was just for reticulitis. That wasn't
Speaker 1: a kidney surgery, right. Can't think of a time that
Speaker 1: my kidney has been taken out?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 4: I did take a massive dump one time.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I did wake up in a hotel bathroom once in
Speaker 1: a tub filled with ice, in a note that said
Speaker 1: thanks for the kidney, But I thought they were joking.
Speaker 2: I take two of these and move on.
Speaker 4: That had to be disconcerting. Favorite word, by the.
Speaker 2: Way, yeah said, yeah that was what.
Speaker 1: That's why I always before I leave, I was, you know,
Speaker 1: check for my phone, keys, wallet, kidneys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you have to kidneys.
Speaker 4: Thank god they brought you here.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And by the way, they never had to do surgery
Speaker 4: on them, but they would have done at the other
Speaker 4: place just to get that kidney.
Speaker 3: My god, that poor guy, I know.
Speaker 7: The Timberwolves beat the Oklahoma City Thunder on Fry twelve,
Speaker 7: one oh seven. That was just the third loss of
Speaker 7: the season for the OKC Thunder, the defending champs. They're
Speaker 7: twenty five and three. Huge win for the Wolves, and
Speaker 7: they followed it up yesterday with another win, so they
Speaker 7: didn't just crap the bet against the Bucks. They held
Speaker 7: on and win one oh three to one hundred. But
Speaker 7: still we'll take it.
Speaker 1: They've won nine of eleven and they did it mostly
Speaker 1: without Jade McDaniels, who left in the first half with
Speaker 1: hip pain. He did not return two hip So the
Speaker 1: Wolves have won nine of eleven. They're up to fifth
Speaker 1: in the West. But because OKC is so much farther
Speaker 1: ahead of everybody else, right, they're just they're lapping us. Uh.
Speaker 7: The Wolves are in fifth, but they're just two and
Speaker 7: a half games out of second, and it looks like
Speaker 7: it's going to be a race for second place, of course,
Speaker 7: because it looks like first is going to be not attainable.
Speaker 2: So we'll see.
Speaker 3: But just two and a half games out of second even.
Speaker 3: What really matters, though, is this.
Speaker 2: Hi, Ben Hi, Ben Hi?
Speaker 3: Guys? You know what I got problem here?
Speaker 5: You do?
Speaker 2: You have diverticulatus?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think you would know. I left my notebook in
Speaker 2: New York City.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I just looked at my backpack and I'm like,
Speaker 3: wait a minute, I was going to pull my notes
Speaker 3: out and the whole notebook, the fancy notebook I bought
Speaker 3: at the beginning of season. Oh boy, that was a
Speaker 3: nice ass notebook, wasn't it. It was really nice.
Speaker 4: I'm almost sure you were writing on it beside me
Speaker 4: as we were flying.
Speaker 2: That was on the way out.
Speaker 4: Okay, maybe I guess you're right.
Speaker 2: Or do you think you left it on the field.
Speaker 2: I think I left it on the field.
Speaker 1: Well that's Did you leave any sensitive material like passwords
Speaker 1: or social security number or the launch codes or drawn drawings, sketches, just.
Speaker 3: A list of people I want to kill? That's it?
Speaker 3: Were you drawn schlongs by the way back to more drawings? Yeah?
Speaker 3: You know, I know.
Speaker 1: We talk about all the time that, like Kate's character
Speaker 1: in Titanic, within about two days, goes from like this,
Speaker 1: you know, life that she doesn't want to live, but
Speaker 1: a fancy life, And then a couple of days later,
Speaker 1: she's almost willing to die for Jack Dawson.
Speaker 3: She lets she.
Speaker 1: Lets a relatively baby faced, young degenerate gambler sketch her
Speaker 1: nude within like twenty four hours. Yeah, it's crazy on
Speaker 1: those cruises, bro here, she got fired down below, I
Speaker 1: mean like almost immediately. He was like, hey, I won
Speaker 1: my ticket on a game of cards. She's like, cool,
Speaker 1: you want to go in like a car and draw
Speaker 1: me nude? And he was like sure, I can act.
Speaker 1: Like I could see him watching that movie. I would
Speaker 1: have killed half of Ben Leber's hit list for Jack Dawson.
Speaker 1: I mean that list that he has in his notebooks. Yeah, man, yeah,
Speaker 1: but she but he was just drawing you. You weren't
Speaker 1: drawing him. He can do whatever. He once got some
Speaker 1: poor kicks in Wisconsin claims he can sketch and she
Speaker 1: just drops trou immediately.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, drops trow.
Speaker 4: Yeah she took it works, buddy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: In the version of Hawks, Dad watches yes, deleted scene.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he loves that.
Speaker 9: James Cameron explains it in depth on the DVD commentary.
Speaker 1: Tommy's about something from Chipple Falls the Jack Dawson. I
Speaker 1: believe the Jack Dawson, the character is actually from Wisconsin.
Speaker 3: I think so. Really, I believe I think you are
Speaker 3: Falloway over there. Degenerate gambling, Yeah, and sketching ladies naked?
Speaker 8: Could you not love slots? There's your podcast title, the
Speaker 8: alternative title of the movie. Yeah, two seconds.
Speaker 4: Dawson documentary.
Speaker 2: That's funny. It'd be funny if he does.
Speaker 3: He spend like two hours staring at her, and then
Speaker 3: it turns it around. It's just a stick figure giant circle, and.
Speaker 4: It looks like she looks like she's holding your head.
Speaker 5: In her lap.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: What do you think, Babyise? Now you want to get
Speaker 2: it on?
Speaker 3: Or it's just a picture of him with the giant Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're going.
Speaker 2: To find in your notebook.
Speaker 3: We find out that Titanic was just the origin story
Speaker 3: of Charles Schultze.
Speaker 2: He just turns around. It's just a drawing of Snoopy.
Speaker 3: Let's bang in this car crying, of course grief.
Speaker 1: We'll do more of what really matters after this. We
Speaker 1: did almost none of it. But look, Ben lost his notebook,
Speaker 1: We lost our notes. We'll talk about a pretty painful
Speaker 1: Vikings game.
Speaker 3: She what Ben thought lots to get to between now
Speaker 3: at night on a fan it wem Vikes win and
Speaker 3: we got a little beat up Jordan.
Speaker 5: Mason and did have the right ankle very very early
Speaker 5: and did not return. Unfortunately. Ryan Kelly was a being
Speaker 5: evaluated for a concussion, did not return, and then JJ
Speaker 5: McCarthy with his right hand did not return.
Speaker 3: Aaron Jones did kind.
Speaker 5: Of get evaluated with that right ankle and was able
Speaker 5: to fight and get back in the game and help
Speaker 5: us finish it out there.
Speaker 1: If we were going to do a KOC press conference
Speaker 1: on Thursday. But it's Christmas, right. We've had a rough
Speaker 1: year with none of us doing those things often enough.
Speaker 3: We're missing too many Thursdays. And why it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Point is.
Speaker 1: JJ McCarthy with his right hand. I think all three
Speaker 1: of us would have used that sound by the same joke,
Speaker 1: maybe worded slightly differently.
Speaker 2: Yeah sure, oh yeah.
Speaker 3: What if Zach phone ad G he had three wishes, what.
Speaker 2: Would one of those wishes be? That's probably exactly what
Speaker 2: I want to say. Exactly.
Speaker 3: That's almost word for work. I've worked with you long enough.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that wasn't you talking, No, that was.
Speaker 9: Me, that was you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 3: When Beetlejuice throws his voice.
Speaker 1: Not that Beetlejuice one. I switched to the Saucea's camera
Speaker 1: when you started talking.
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Speaker 3: It's it happens, that's all right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have to say that.
Speaker 3: I'm really disappointed you guys for not doing the press
Speaker 3: conferences more. It's one of my favorite bits of all time. Agreed,
Speaker 3: And you guys are so stupid and lazy. No, so
Speaker 3: here's what happens. We don't like doing it when one
Speaker 3: of us is gone.
Speaker 7: So we had a stretch where, like when I was
Speaker 7: in France, we missed a couple So then then we
Speaker 7: get out of the routine of doing it. And then
Speaker 7: there's plenty of Thursdays where all three of us were here,
Speaker 7: but we just forgot because the routine gets strung off.
Speaker 4: I know you don't say this. We agree we were
Speaker 4: gonna do. I'm must say it. We do it just
Speaker 4: for ourselves. We don't do it on there because you
Speaker 4: guys don't deserve it.
Speaker 2: Take that, man, what did we do wrong.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, well you're out if you don't know that,
Speaker 4: it don't show and you don't know what.
Speaker 1: He said, preach brother, oh man, I love wrap and
Speaker 1: listen to the Hawks. What song do you think Snoop
Speaker 1: is gonna play on Thursday the halftime? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is then he coming out with the uh the k
Speaker 3: Pup Demon Hunter.
Speaker 4: Single called put It in That Hole.
Speaker 3: He loves.
Speaker 1: Golf si Yeah, yeah, he likes sports wrapping or Chinese
Speaker 1: Checkers or something.
Speaker 3: Did you guys ever get into the Snoop on the stoop?
Speaker 3: Snoop on a Stoop? Is that like Elf on a Shell? Yeah,
Speaker 3: but it's it's Snoop Dogg. That's just way more fun
Speaker 3: than Elf a shell. Yeah, we have one of those.
Speaker 3: We have a hawk on a okay, yeah sure, yeah,
Speaker 3: zach O, that is brilliant. His jaws open like Jake Paul. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and you think that his mom, but it was his.
Speaker 2: Mouth is bleeding too.
Speaker 3: Did you guys see the snl Elf on a Shelf?
Speaker 3: But very good, so good. They've done a good episode.
Speaker 3: It was pretty good.
Speaker 7: They've done that Elf on a Shelf themed bit a
Speaker 7: couple of times.
Speaker 1: It makes me laugh every time they got that high
Speaker 1: pitched voice. When Cam Patterson exploded into confetti, that was funny. Yah,
Speaker 1: Ariana Grande split in half, that was a great bit.
Speaker 3: So good.
Speaker 4: She is so good she could be a member on
Speaker 4: that show.
Speaker 3: Yes, she is the definition.
Speaker 1: And I've heard of so many people from SNL say
Speaker 1: this over the years that the hosts they like the
Speaker 1: most are the ones that are all in. They're up
Speaker 1: for anything, they go all out. You can tell that
Speaker 1: they care. She cares, she wants to sing, she wants
Speaker 1: to do impressions, She'll do whatever they say.
Speaker 2: She's awesome.
Speaker 4: I've seen some great, you know, female hosts obviously you
Speaker 4: know who just come in. She's the Tom Hanks female,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. She could definitely be a
Speaker 4: cast member on that show.
Speaker 1: How many times has she done it seven and four?
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's a handful though. She's great her
Speaker 1: voice and how she can do those impressions.
Speaker 4: So even the thing when Bow and Yang was doing
Speaker 4: is Goodbye and she was doing the New Jersey accent,
Speaker 4: I was like, oh my gosh, she's great. And that
Speaker 4: was very sad what he was saying about it.
Speaker 1: Strange though, by the way it came out like twenty
Speaker 1: four hours ahead of time that he was exiting the
Speaker 1: cast mid season.
Speaker 2: It's like, what's going on here?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Why is he leaving mid season?
Speaker 4: Said he found a notebook at the football sitier scared
Speaker 4: the hell out of.
Speaker 3: Weird. Yeah, why, that's a solid episode, Ben, Ben, you
Speaker 3: guys will find out soon enough. You know, all the
Speaker 3: details will come out once. Good.
Speaker 1: I didn't even think about that. You guys were run
Speaker 1: New York in the night. If you could have gotten
Speaker 1: there a couple of hours earlier.
Speaker 4: Trust me, I checked that a long time ago.
Speaker 3: I wish did you check it? It is?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think I even mentioned it on the show when.
Speaker 2: I checked lottery.
Speaker 4: It is so hard. It is a lottery. Literally.
Speaker 1: Well, it's a good thing you didn't get the tickets
Speaker 1: because can you imagine.
Speaker 3: To hijack the pot?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd have waked to the turn this plane round.
Speaker 1: I will close this landing myself. Let me do the
Speaker 1: whelp just jump right out. Well play you know Hawk,
Speaker 1: you were talking about the flight on the way out.
Speaker 1: All that stuff was completely I felt the same way.
Speaker 1: How about you and I in this on the flight
Speaker 1: back when we were taking off, you didn't tell that part.
Speaker 1: I do not know, go ahead, and well the thing
Speaker 1: is like there's really nothing, there's not but we take
Speaker 1: off from Newark and we're climbing and we feel like
Speaker 1: we're doing the regular thing, and then we sort of
Speaker 1: like level off and then you hear the engines just
Speaker 1: go quiet, like.
Speaker 3: Actually a couple of times. Yeah, and we're not that high.
Speaker 3: We're not that high. And then and then like you
Speaker 3: hear the engine go up again and then they shut
Speaker 3: off again. I looked at Hawk and I'm like, this
Speaker 3: doesn't seem normal, does it? And he goes, no, it doesn't.
Speaker 3: So then we were like both looking out the window
Speaker 3: like what is happening. Then then finally like we made
Speaker 3: we made one like turn pretty aggressive, and then we
Speaker 3: took off and then we went up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then we went up.
Speaker 3: We actually started climbing, and you actually turned the seatback
Speaker 3: monitor on just to see the elevation to make sure
Speaker 3: we were going up. Yeah, assume we are actually angling
Speaker 3: up in the air. Now.
Speaker 4: I think if that had happened and Saturday hadn't happened,
Speaker 4: we wouldn't even have noticed. Probably like that's a little weird.
Speaker 4: But did you realize Ben and I didn't say this
Speaker 4: to you. Not that I thought you were going to go,
Speaker 4: but whoa, that was the original plane we were on Saturday.
Speaker 4: I noticed that. I knew that they flew the plane
Speaker 4: that didn't work and picked us up yep, as opposed
Speaker 4: to letting us take back the plane that we took
Speaker 4: on Saturday night. So when we got up there and
Speaker 4: he did that, and I realized that we were on
Speaker 4: the same plane because you know how I knew we
Speaker 4: were on the exact same plane because my screen didn't
Speaker 4: work in the exact same way it didn't work the
Speaker 4: first time.
Speaker 3: Yep, right, yep, And I left a booger right on
Speaker 3: the trade table on the upper right.
Speaker 2: It was still there. That that's greasy.
Speaker 4: That was a booger.
Speaker 3: Yep, yeah, it was kind of bloody, that's what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you ate it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't act defended. You've done that other people's boogers. Oh,
Speaker 1: way to draw the line I was.
Speaker 4: I was seriously thinking, if this damn plane is malfunctioning again, right,
Speaker 4: take me home. Lord. I looked around and there were
Speaker 4: seven hundred planes around us, and it's new work, so
Speaker 4: I'm sure that's what it was. I'm sure we couldn't
Speaker 4: go up to main air space until we got away
Speaker 4: from that seven thousand other planes. Yeah, but man, it
Speaker 4: was again my favorite word now, disconcerting. I almost tilt
Speaker 4: your hand out, and then you showed me the video
Speaker 4: and I left so way too loud, way too loud.
Speaker 3: I actually just thought about it, about it, and I
Speaker 3: started laughing again to myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's, yeah, a.
Speaker 4: Very birth birthing video. What Yeah, I'm scroll in on
Speaker 4: my Instagram and what And I had my headphones in
Speaker 4: by the way, So I don't know how hard I laughed,
Speaker 4: how loud I must have been, but I know it
Speaker 4: must have bothered everybody.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what it was like a deer,
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, deer something deer giving birth just just
Speaker 3: from the just from the sixth position. I mean it
Speaker 3: was like just full, full frontal, this thing just popping
Speaker 3: out pretty hot.
Speaker 2: It was real hot.
Speaker 3: And the way that the baby deer like plopped out
Speaker 3: of this body was that was the best part.
Speaker 4: Remind me a wolf, remember when he comes out as
Speaker 4: a full Yeah, yeah, just plopped out. Oh thank god,
Speaker 4: hibout it.
Speaker 3: What a what a weird time because I think if
Speaker 3: we showed this video to any of you guys, right,
Speaker 3: now you'd be like, huh, yeah, that's good, that's funny.
Speaker 3: But then when I just like tap him on the
Speaker 3: shoulder and like watch this right the right mood, right time, Yeah,
Speaker 3: right mood, right time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were both in tears.
Speaker 3: All right, let's do what really matters. Let's learn some more.
Speaker 3: All the VIC teams did beat the Giants sixteen thirteen.
Speaker 2: Ben J J.
Speaker 1: McCarthy injured in the first half. Man, was that a
Speaker 1: boring ass football game? Hal was no end of the
Speaker 1: first half. Yeah, Rose was able to end the first half. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what a weird game.
Speaker 7: I felt like both teams, including the Giants, just wanted
Speaker 7: to run the clock out almost from the beginning. They
Speaker 7: just they didn't want to have Jackson Dart throw a
Speaker 7: ball all game. I know it was weird, really weird games.
Speaker 2: Why do you think it was.
Speaker 3: I think they knew. I think Kafka or Kafka, however
Speaker 3: you say his name. I always thought it was Kafka,
Speaker 3: but the New Yorkers say Kafka. I think you just
Speaker 3: realized I'm not going to put my rookie quarter back
Speaker 3: against Brian Flora's defense, and I've got a banged up
Speaker 3: offensive line, Like why would I do that they down
Speaker 3: three starters something like that left Tager both left tackles,
Speaker 3: end up going out of the game. I think guard
Speaker 3: that Minnesota kid the senate of John Michael SCHMIDTZ.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so kind of like us. So it's very much
Speaker 2: like us, and the receivers.
Speaker 3: Haven't haven't been playing great. I mean the slate and
Speaker 3: drop is like something that's been happening the whole season,
Speaker 3: like they want him cut and off the team, and
Speaker 3: like even before the game started because he dropped a
Speaker 3: touchdown pass last week too. So I don't know. My
Speaker 3: guess is they is like, wait, listen, we run the football.
Speaker 3: I think they were going into the game. They're what
Speaker 3: third in the league and number of attempts rushing the football,
Speaker 3: So that's what they do, you know, and I know
Speaker 3: quarterback run games a lot of it. But they're like,
Speaker 3: I don't want to put my uh my rookie out
Speaker 3: there against this amoeba type defense that where we don't
Speaker 3: know where any of these blitzers are coming from and
Speaker 3: we want don't want to get them hurt. So it
Speaker 3: was kind of smart, but it's also kind of like
Speaker 3: waving the white flag. You're not gonna win a game
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 2: No, and we'll take it.
Speaker 1: But that is now the sixth consecutive game that the
Speaker 1: Vikings defense has not given up a passing touchdown.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that doesn't happen anymore.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine if we had that streak going into
Speaker 3: the game like we did, and then Jackson Dart throws
Speaker 3: like what thirteen passes the whole game and actually scores
Speaker 3: on us.
Speaker 7: That would have sucked when we had just played Dak
Speaker 7: Breath Prescott yet lost in the shovel because the game
Speaker 7: was so freaking boring. Seven of thirteen thirty three thirty
Speaker 7: three yardards for a guy who played the entire game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, thirty three yards.
Speaker 1: And it wasn't you know, hurricane conditions where it's either
Speaker 1: a blizzard or pouring or blooding the ring or Godzilla's
Speaker 1: there thirty three yards.
Speaker 3: And he tried, tried, They just never kind of man
Speaker 3: thirty three man.
Speaker 1: The tackling by some of the Giants players, they were
Speaker 1: just oldly some of these people. They were getting out
Speaker 1: of the way. They didn't want to be there.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 3: I thought the first half look like good effort football.
Speaker 4: Especially their defense. I thought, Yeah, I thought, I thought.
Speaker 3: The defense I was actually kind of impressed because I'm like,
Speaker 3: all right, let's see the give up factor with these guys.
Speaker 3: You know, when this game starts, and I thought the
Speaker 3: whole first half, I'm like, all right, well, it was
Speaker 3: kind of exciting. I mean, we had we had a
Speaker 3: drop touchdown, like, there was some exciting plays, you know
Speaker 3: that the tipped balls end up being intercepted, like there
Speaker 3: was some splashy plays. And then the second half started
Speaker 3: and it was like I did. There was a point
Speaker 3: when the second half I'm like, I don't even know
Speaker 3: what just happened. Like there was maybe a span of
Speaker 3: five game clock minutes and I'm like.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what just happened. I don't even
Speaker 2: know what happened.
Speaker 3: Like I'm not even I'm paying attention, but I just
Speaker 3: like it like watching a blank screen. Don't ask ai,
Speaker 3: because they're going to be wrong.
Speaker 2: It is going to be wrong.
Speaker 1: What's the lowest or fewest amount of yards in Vikings
Speaker 1: history given up for a quarterback that played the entire game?
Speaker 2: That might be it.
Speaker 1: I mean, thirty three has got to be Have we
Speaker 1: ever held anybody to to less than that? It's thirty
Speaker 1: three yards and he played all sixteen minutes.
Speaker 3: That's nuts.
Speaker 1: Well when they when the Vikings played what was that
Speaker 1: six seven, eight years ago at Lambeau?
Speaker 2: And who's was it?
Speaker 1: The Notre Dame kid that played for Green Bay because
Speaker 1: Rogers was out? I don't think he threw for a
Speaker 1: lot of yards either Notre Dame or we shut them out?
Speaker 2: Was it nuts Abbott?
Speaker 1: Or was it was it Blake? Was it the UCLA quarterback?
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter, but he didn't throw for a lot of yards.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right about that. Who wasn't it was a Huntly?
Speaker 1: Was it?
Speaker 2: I think it was? Who was? Who was the coach
Speaker 2: that hawk for the Packers?
Speaker 3: Barrero?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, Barrow? He wasn't good at calling the game
Speaker 2: that day. Do you have the stat? Are you just
Speaker 2: like asking?
Speaker 1: No, I'm just asking apathetically. Thirty three has got to
Speaker 1: be it's got to be about as low.
Speaker 2: As it's ever been tensed for the lowest yet.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: What really matters, though, is this squishy learned something else?
Speaker 4: Ben?
Speaker 2: Yeh?
Speaker 4: Yesterday I said, do you remember who that big white
Speaker 4: diet did and was the play for the Giants? And
Speaker 4: you said, you said, yeah, his name was Jeremy Shockey,
Speaker 4: And I said, did you ever tackle him?
Speaker 3: And you said yes?
Speaker 4: And then you said and.
Speaker 3: Then I shared the story about his Dmso can you
Speaker 3: talk about that? What his DMSO was showing?
Speaker 2: H d M s O. Is this guessable?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: No, well, no, no what I'd never heard of this before,
Speaker 4: but I love it?
Speaker 3: MSO, no idea sauce. What do you think that means
Speaker 3: his d M s O was showing?
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't. I could smell the d ms O,
Speaker 2: that was it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't.
Speaker 2: You can't smell the dm s O.
Speaker 3: Yeah, his deranged moist.
Speaker 4: I like this so far.
Speaker 2: You're on the right track. Loppy, keep going onion rings?
Speaker 3: Oh that's two words. Oh I'm sorry. You know I
Speaker 3: worked with the dictionary. You don't know. Okay, So when
Speaker 3: he was playing for the Saints, which Hockey actually forgot
Speaker 3: he was playing for the Saint, So how.
Speaker 2: Should I explain it?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 3: D M s O is a equine anti inflammatory cream.
Speaker 4: What what?
Speaker 3: So it was guessable? Yeah, it was guessable.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: So it's something that that we as football players have
Speaker 3: used for years and years and years and years. If
Speaker 3: you get your hands on seeing some d ms O,
Speaker 3: you keep it and you keep it, you know, in
Speaker 3: a very secure spot because it's kind of precious, and
Speaker 3: you have to keep it in a safe either glass
Speaker 3: or a tin because it'll eat through everything else. It
Speaker 3: actually ate through the tin that I had in college.
Speaker 2: Sounds extremely safe. Yeah, it's not. It's not what it's
Speaker 2: not the it's not super good for you.
Speaker 3: So so for horses, if they have an ailment of
Speaker 3: swollen knee, let's just say you take this paste, horse paste,
Speaker 3: and you basically just it's like it's like ben gay
Speaker 3: for horses. Okay, Well, it's super super powerful and and
Speaker 3: the thing is like once it gets into your bloodstream,
Speaker 3: it makes you taste and smell like rotten eggs. No, no,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, spoiled milk. It's spoiled milk. And
Speaker 3: and it like you when you sweat, it just emits
Speaker 3: out of your body. So you know, you know, anybody
Speaker 3: that's you're that you're playing with, if they have d
Speaker 3: MS O on. So we're in a in a Saints
Speaker 3: game greenway and I are talking to Shaky like we're
Speaker 3: going up to Shoki during a commercial break, and we're
Speaker 3: like five eight yards away, and there must have just
Speaker 3: been a breeze or a waft that that hits. Chad
Speaker 3: and I were like, damn, like shot you got dmso on.
Speaker 3: He's like, oh yeah, He's like I took a bath
Speaker 3: in this stuff. He's like, he's like, my body's still
Speaker 3: banged up right now. He's like, I have so much
Speaker 3: dmso on my ankle and blah blah he starts name
Speaker 3: I love body parts. I've never smelled anybody as pungent
Speaker 3: as he was in that game. It was awful awful.
Speaker 3: Is there a little strategy to that or do you
Speaker 3: think it was all?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 3: I think that he was just like I have to
Speaker 3: find a way to play this game, because.
Speaker 1: That's kind of genius too, to be like I need it,
Speaker 1: but I also want everybody else to have no desire.
Speaker 3: To be that close to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it was bad.
Speaker 1: Make more sales for basketball, I think than football, but
Speaker 1: still yeah, so no, no kidding. When I when I
Speaker 1: got my hands on the first my first like I
Speaker 1: don't know, like little little bit of it in college,
Speaker 1: I put it in a in a band aid tin.
Speaker 1: It was like a big doll up of it in
Speaker 1: the bottom of the band aid tin. And they're like
Speaker 1: week later like rusted out and started leaking everywhere.
Speaker 2: Damn. Oh that's greasy. It literally was greasy. That should
Speaker 2: definitely be in your bloodstream.
Speaker 4: It's been used as an industrial solvent since the mid
Speaker 4: eighteen hundred.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not good for your kidneys. I'm guessing.
Speaker 1: I googled it and then I typed an urban dictionary
Speaker 1: because I'm like, he's not talking about this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Garlic odor, skin irritation. Yeah, lack of evidence.
Speaker 2: This sounds like a bio weapon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, his dmso used for a rectile dysfunction, Yes it is.
Speaker 4: It's also used to treat shingles. Hey, the ones on
Speaker 4: your house.
Speaker 3: Maybe shock was just trying to be bricked up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah he was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I got all that out of Hey have
Speaker 4: you ever met Jeremy Shockey?
Speaker 3: Brilliant?
Speaker 1: All Right, the news is next. We'll talk more Vikings
Speaker 1: football later. The Vikings won sixteen thirteen over the Giants.
Speaker 1: They're seven and eight. They've won three straight games two
Speaker 1: games ago, including Christmas Day against the Lions, and the
Speaker 1: Lions are falling apart.
Speaker 2: Something like a percent chance now to make the playoffs.
Speaker 1: Who would have thought the Detroit Lions were going to
Speaker 1: fall so fast they'll come out at they have. They're
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