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Speaker 1: It is the Wood Show on a Friday, and a

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Speaker 1: It is a Friday, and it's a special Friday because

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Speaker 1: Menace is going to grace us with his late night monologue.

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Speaker 1: Weekend reviews always good. I hope you got a diaper

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Speaker 4: He well, this week, Eminem became a grandfather again. This

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Speaker 3: I'm sensing a theme here already.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Lonnery, last week, get it because he's dead, all right?

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Speaker 4: Last week we got to take a tour Jay Leno's

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Speaker 4: that one you know you remember that one right?

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Speaker 1: Oh, the one about the dude in the Soviet Union

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Speaker 4: No no no, or the dots one no no no.

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Speaker 4: That other one has said, check my oil and I'll

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Speaker 2: That I mean, don't you forget the best one.

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Speaker 1: Guy I was talking about.

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Speaker 4: Maybe that was more of a statement on a joke,

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Speaker 4: obesie rates are down in America, and it's like, oh,

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Speaker 4: really they invented a magical shot that keeps everybody from eating.

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Speaker 4: Now everyone's skinny, crazy? Right, next thing, you're gonna tell

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Speaker 1: Oay?

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Speaker 5: Next thing, you know, they're gonna be told one thing

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Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, a founding member the band Kiss has died. Yeah, unfortunately,

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Speaker 4: that bitch that killed Selena is still alive. It's like, death,

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Speaker 6: Of here already.

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Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying?

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Speaker 4: What's taking you so long?

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Speaker 1: Death?

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Speaker 4: Also, I have a few suggestions Death, you know I

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Speaker 5: All right, Yeah, alright?

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Speaker 4: Stings dude. Kevin Fairline says the situation with Britney Spears

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Speaker 4: is ten times worse than you think. Ten times worse.

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Speaker 4: That's like being married to Kevin Fairline Kell all right, rimshot, there,

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Speaker 4: I guess. Okay, an object known as Atlas is coming

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Speaker 4: And this guy from Harvard says it might have aliens.

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Speaker 4: So Greg, let me ask you, do you want to

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Speaker 4: be docked or probed? Okay, well I think probe and

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Speaker 4: you want to practice? Okay, all right, all right, anyone

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Speaker 4: to hear buy any bitcoin lately? Okay, Well I bought this.

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Speaker 4: I bought this new bigcoin is called Bunghole. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: you use it to buy use it to buy passes

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Speaker 4: that day spas and Martemi's oh yeah.

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Speaker 3: Now I'm kidding.

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Speaker 4: I like that.

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Speaker 5: Now I'm kidding.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, it's a solid investment. Yeah, all right, it's awesome.

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Speaker 4: Coming up, we have failed stories and this could have

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Speaker 4: It is a driver appreciation week here on the Woody Show.

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Speaker 5: In Menace, I got you a cheat seat of phrases

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Speaker 4: He's just buying a planet life.

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Speaker 4: Do it, buzz By you have.

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Speaker 1: I won't. I won't only help, I'll just read them, Okay,

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Speaker 3: Well, it just fell off somewhere.

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Speaker 3: That makes sense.

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Speaker 4: And then I heard I was reading an article in Vegas.

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Speaker 4: They're straight up about like not having any license plates

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Speaker 1: Well, you're just asking to get pulled over.

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Speaker 5: Se that's the thing. There's certain areas where they just

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Speaker 5: plates or whatever. Oh yeah, dude, I was going over

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Well, in this case, the cop was not taking the excuse.

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Speaker 1: He slapped the guy with a two hundred dollars fine

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Speaker 1: and just an FYI, it would have only cost twenty

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Speaker 1: seven dollars to get the actual new plate. Oh okay,

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Speaker 4: You're listening to the Woody Show. What he is actually

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Speaker 1: Elope?

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Speaker 4: Elope?

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Speaker 4: I never understand what that is. That is that when

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and like a big wedding, what you did this?

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Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, but that was just I had that plan

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but eloping means like your parents aren't even there,

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Speaker 1: Right, here's a legal question. Do you plan to elope

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Speaker 5: it's kidnapped.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it means you're just going off alone to get married.

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Speaker 5: traditional meaning of elope does have undercurrents of secrecy, and

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Speaker 5: I think it's means like, oh, we're gonna lope in

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Speaker 1: Maybe I didn't think you planned it. I thought it

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Speaker 5: And they used to say, like you put a ladder

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Speaker 5: Like I don't think that's the thing anymore.

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Speaker 4: Older. Well, anyways, they're not here. It's the Woody Show show.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna play do you d u i q?

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Speaker 9: U i q?

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Speaker 5: It is all right, so the u i q is played.

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Speaker 5: That's how we do this set, hitting these streets, finding

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Speaker 5: And uh, we got on the line, who menace?

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Speaker 4: Who do we have Robert? Okay, we have Robert on

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Speaker 9: Nice?

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Speaker 4: Shout out to Promona And just a little side, just

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Speaker 4: a little side thing. I'm gonna be playing against dumb

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Speaker 5: Right, So we got regular ass menace versus dumb ass Tyler.

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Speaker 5: They are completely sober, but they are of lesser knowledge means,

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Speaker 5: so they will be playing with our drunk Elisa, who

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Speaker 5: I talked to here. She's gonna tell us about what

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Speaker 1: All right, I.

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Speaker 9: Feel so drunk because all I've been drinking right now.

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Speaker 5: You give me an idea.

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Speaker 3: What kind of alcohol was it?

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Speaker 9: Maybe like mica audios?

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Speaker 5: And what are you gonna do when you get home tonight?

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Speaker 9: Well, you let me tell you a big nap.

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Speaker 3: I'm on the Hamberger.

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Speaker 5: What are your favorite topics for your hamburger?

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Speaker 9: To Ma Lettuce on mayo Lettuce? Did I say it already?

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Speaker 5: Double lettuce?

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Speaker 3: She just drunk or high as well?

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Speaker 1: No, that's the.

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Speaker 4: Audios Like I used to have a three audios rule.

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Speaker 4: It's like one all right, and then two your buzz,

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Speaker 5: That is the West Coast version of the Long Island

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Speaker 5: ice too.

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Speaker 2: I heard that you haven't lived. Yeah, I had never

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Speaker 6: I should have followed that rule because one night I

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I blacked night.

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Speaker 5: That the night I remember possibly ooh, it's a bad one.

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Speaker 5: All right, all right, Alissa, So again Robert on the phone,

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Speaker 5: you don't have to know whether menace and dumb ask

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Speaker 5: Tyler get the answers, right, you just guess on, Alyssa,

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Speaker 5: and we'll start with question number one, your eyes perceived

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Speaker 5: Tyler obviously just write your answer to them. Morgan's playing

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Speaker 5: that's dumbas Tyler's job.

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Speaker 2: Just for knowledge, Yeah, just to see what you know, Morgan.

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Speaker 5: It would be if if there were a high school

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Speaker 1: About no way because listeners.

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Speaker 4: No way, because listeners have been calling Morgan out saying

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Speaker 2: As U's soaking this compliment.

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Speaker 5: We'll play We'll play along. You guys, write your answers

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Speaker 1: Okay, Alyssa, sorry, I absolutely not, absolutely not. Let Normally,

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Speaker 1: I don't even look at Menace when he answers that,

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Speaker 2: At to gauge vibe.

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Speaker 1: I did look at Tyler and he seemed to write

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Speaker 1: like I couldn't take you that long to write that,

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Speaker 1: And then, you know what, no to everybody except Morgan.

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Speaker 5: Robert, just for you. Do you think Alyssa, our drunk,

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Speaker 7: Well, I didn't even hear the question.

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Speaker 5: You know, it's not feeding down properly. Question one more time?

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Speaker 5: The question their first question, your eyes perceived light and

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is it? This is a know all around

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Speaker 7: What do you think?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 7: And and I'm sober? All right?

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Speaker 5: let's you all will start with thumb, asked Tyler. Rod's

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Speaker 8: So I first wrote beams and then I did a

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Speaker 1: Cones, ards and cones in the fourth grade? Third grade? Anyway?

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Speaker 5: Well, they don't count, obviously, but does does Alyssa are drunk?

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Speaker 5: Does she get the answer correct? Your eyes perceive light

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Speaker 3: Over here?

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Speaker 5: I did not get it right, Robert, so much fun?

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Speaker 2: One point for Robert.

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Speaker 5: All right, so and no points for anybody so far?

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Speaker 5: Let's go see question number two for your d u.

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Speaker 5: I q Cupid gets people to fall in love by

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Speaker 5: I can't believe I'm saying that. I'm going all yes,

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Speaker 5: quadruple yes.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: let's go quadruple yes.

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Speaker 2: I think we I think it can be done.

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Speaker 8: I'm not even writing it down. I'm gonna raw dog

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Speaker 5: All right, Robert on the phone, do you think our

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Speaker 7: Even a drunk person should know this, So I'm going

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Speaker 5: All right, that's risky. I'm saying no. All right, Robert, Right, well,

446
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Speaker 5: our question, but we'll start we'll say Morgan till the end.

447
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Speaker 5: We'll start with menace. This time Cupid uses a narrow dummice.

448
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Speaker 6: Tyler uses an arrow. But to cover my bases, I

449
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Speaker 6: put Cupid's bow and arrow. Oh wow, look at out

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Speaker 6: smartening you, Robin Hood.

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Speaker 1: I assume you.

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Speaker 3: My answer is bow and arrow.

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Speaker 5: Let's find out yes is in the room? Will Alyssa

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Speaker 5: give us a yes as well? For the point, Cupid

455
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Speaker 5: gets people to fall in love by hitting them with.

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Speaker 3: What with the stick?

457
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Speaker 9: Like that?

458
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Speaker 5: What is happening on the end of his stick?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Triangles A triangle.

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Speaker 9: Though, I don't know what that means?

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Speaker 1: Cupid?

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Speaker 3: What that means? I was like, how could he say?

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Speaker 5: I try to give her every opportunity to get back

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Speaker 5: on the train. She kept running away.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: All right, well, Robert's still in the game.

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Speaker 5: Yes, you have one final question, Robert, to our trunk, Alyssa,

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Speaker 5: here's your question number three? Ordinally what number century are

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Speaker 5: we in right now? So again ordinally as opposed, and

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Speaker 5: I'll give you a clue that is ordinally as opposed

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Speaker 5: to cardinally you got sober during this ordinately, that's all.

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Speaker 5: It's a tough word, ordinally as opposed to cardinally.

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Speaker 3: Can we just leave that word out?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 2: You can.

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Speaker 5: It does make It makes sense. What century are we

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Speaker 5: in right now? Ordinally?

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Speaker 2: Just what century are we.

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Speaker 1: In right now?

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Speaker 2: He's trying to see best Come on?

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, this is that specifically asked ordinally whatever

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Speaker 5: it does not get all right?

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's throwing me up.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean anyone would know this, right, guys, ordinately

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Speaker 5: versus cardinally.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to say yes to everybody except Alissa.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm going to say, just to mix things up.

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Speaker 5: No to Morgan, no to Menace, yes to Tyler, and

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Speaker 5: no to Alissa. Tyler looks confident.

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Speaker 3: It's that chain he's wearing.

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Speaker 2: It's the chain.

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Speaker 3: It hyptizes listening, Robert, will you think?

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Speaker 7: I mean she couldn't get the arrow? So I'm going

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Speaker 7: to say no, there you go.

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Speaker 8: All right, let's go around the room, starting with Ustener

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Speaker 8: more of this time, twenty first century, twenty first century, mass,

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Speaker 8: twenty first century.

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Speaker 6: Now, this is where I think the trick is. It's

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Speaker 6: the twentieth century, because I don't think you count the

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Speaker 6: first one because it would be like year zero to

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Speaker 6: year one hundred.

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Speaker 5: You have, you've walked your way into the wrong answer there.

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Speaker 4: I to help you out.

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Speaker 5: That's why in the nineteen hundreds it was twentieth century.

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Speaker 9: Fo.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I was trying to help id just forget that part.

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Speaker 3: So menison, I A right, that's correct.

509
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Speaker 4: I like weird heads out though also, well, I don't

510
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Speaker 4: know the Romans. Isn't there like two hundred years missing?

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Speaker 4: Aren't they like going back and forth about that, Like

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Speaker 4: the Romans like actually.

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Speaker 5: Changed the years?

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Speaker 2: Are you talking of the Mayans?

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Speaker 9: No?

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Speaker 4: No, No, like they because they want to seem more powerful,

517
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Speaker 4: they want to erase a certain amount of history. So

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Speaker 4: there's like this argument that we're actually living in the

519
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Speaker 4: eighteen hundreds or something.

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Speaker 5: We'll have to go back to that one.

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Speaker 4: Mat Yeah, so that yeah, I'm one out right?

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Speaker 5: What again, Robert guests know, for Alyssa, let's find out

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Speaker 5: ordinally what number century are we in right now? It's

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Speaker 5: gonna happen this year? Do you think, like you to

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Speaker 5: predict what's gonna happen?

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Speaker 9: You know what, I think I'm gonna get my job

527
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Speaker 9: I'm getting a new car.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

529
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Speaker 9: I'm I'm gonna do something.

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Speaker 5: Am I.

531
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Speaker 6: I see why this chick is drinking so much.

532
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Speaker 5: I'd like to outlook, get a job. I'll do something.

533
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Speaker 3: This is my year.

534
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I just don't drink those audiolses though.

535
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Speaker 9: Right.

536
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Speaker 5: Congratulations, robber, you will get yourself a fancy fine prize.

537
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Speaker 5: That was a very tough game. Well except for the

538
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Speaker 5: cupids stick question. Yeah, but well done, swer.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Wait, so what's the difference? Be ordinately and ordinally?

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Speaker 5: So? I think the order of things right here, Google.

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Speaker 1: Because I had a debate with a friend of mine

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Speaker 1: who just would not accept the fact that there was

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Speaker 1: no year zero. So when everybody freaked out in the

544
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Speaker 1: year two thousand and said, oh my god, it's a

545
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 1: new millennium, no it's not. It started in two thousand

546
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Speaker 1: and one because there was no year zero?

547
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Speaker 4: Is that targ Tyler's argument heats along those lines like

548
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Speaker 4: order is in the order of things?

549
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Speaker 5: So the first century Cardinal's just one, two, three, four, five,

550
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Speaker 5: sixty seven.

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Speaker 1: Oh so I had it backwards exactly, Okay.

552
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Speaker 2: But I like where your head was at you were

553
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Speaker 2: trying to think about it.

554
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:23,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I know.

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Speaker 4: That big old noggin. It's a size eight. By the way,

556
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Speaker 4: they told you to write down on a piece of paper.

557
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 5: You literally have paper from You're like, where do I

558
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 5: write it? Jeez, look at that as you got flustered.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you don't have to put Oh.

560
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Speaker 5: My god, this has gotten really angry. Let's take a

561
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Speaker 5: quick break.

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Speaker 4: I've had a lot of Tyler I like Menace because

563
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Speaker 4: I don't think he even knows he's funny books, I mean,

564
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Speaker 4: how much are they when you say words and it

565
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Speaker 4: just happens to be Now, can you help me with

566
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Speaker 4: the pronunciation of this

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Speaker 9: Show?