WEBVTT - His Big Dick

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it is Mojo in the Morning show phone

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<v Speaker 1>numbers eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six

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<v Speaker 1>sixty five six five four eight. We're going to learn something,

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<v Speaker 1>or we have because I know Shannon had mentioned this

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<v Speaker 1>one time before to us about her husband, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>something that quite honest with you, I automatically just assumed

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<v Speaker 1>because really, well, because you require this.

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<v Speaker 2>In a man, what are you talking about his big dick?

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<v Speaker 2>Wes will be so embarrassed that I'm telling the story.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe not, I don't know. It's pretty comfortable.

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<v Speaker 3>His big dick.

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<v Speaker 2>Just to have it being talked about, I think is

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<v Speaker 2>probably not un Shannon.

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<v Speaker 1>If I had a big dick, I would want it

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<v Speaker 1>talked about. I would put a billboard up on the

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<v Speaker 1>side of the road. It'd be not even one of

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<v Speaker 1>those electronic rotating billboards, stand still billboards.

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<v Speaker 2>Cannot believe that this came out of my mouth. So

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<v Speaker 2>the story is Wes bought two pairs of Deans from

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<v Speaker 2>a very very nice store at the Mall, one of

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<v Speaker 2>his favorite stores in fact, a couple of months ago,

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<v Speaker 2>and they were kind of pricey, and both of them

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<v Speaker 2>wore out in the crotch area. You know how that happened,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you like the fabric starts to get thin, thin, thin,

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<v Speaker 2>and then there's like holes there.

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<v Speaker 3>And he was like, you know, I paid a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Of money for these, and I feel like this isn't

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<v Speaker 2>the quality that one would expect from this store, especially

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<v Speaker 2>with a price tag like this. So he we I

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<v Speaker 2>was with him, went back into the store to see

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<v Speaker 2>if they would do anything for him. He brought the

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<v Speaker 2>two pairs of jeans, and the guy behind the counter

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<v Speaker 2>like took him in his hands and he's like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>what happened here?

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<v Speaker 3>And I his big dick. Oh you must have very

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<v Speaker 3>big Penis why I said that?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, as the guy looked at me and

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<v Speaker 2>it was such an awkward moment, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just kidding.

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<v Speaker 3>I would I was just thing.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I was like, I'm going to go across

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<v Speaker 2>to a Ritzya. You guys finished your transaction. I cannot

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<v Speaker 2>go back in that store. I cannot go back in

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<v Speaker 2>that store.

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<v Speaker 3>Did they all look surprised when you said that?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it was just one guy who was helping us,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was you could tell.

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<v Speaker 3>It made it like he didn't think it was funny.

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<v Speaker 3>He made him really uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>It made him uncomfortable. Yes, okay, that's interesting. I actually

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<v Speaker 1>will tell you this. He might be uncomfortable because he

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<v Speaker 1>has a little penis. That man, the man working behind

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going.

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<v Speaker 2>To judge this man, but he's very nice.

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<v Speaker 1>And across from a Ritzia. Now I'm gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>go to the mall and see what stores across from

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<v Speaker 1>a Ritzia figure out exactly where he's at. They Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>little penis man, it's funny. It is funny. Can you

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<v Speaker 1>with a large junk? Could you wear out your pants

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<v Speaker 1>that much? Because I have big fat thigh and they

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<v Speaker 1>rubbed together and I always wear out the sides of

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<v Speaker 1>my pants, Like my pants get worn out in the

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<v Speaker 1>thigh areas there where the fat thighs are.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't get it in the crotch.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, maybe take your jeans back to the store where

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<v Speaker 2>you purchase them and tell them there was a little issue.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they wouldn't say. They would say, there's nothing we

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<v Speaker 1>can do about it. You're wearing through your thighs because

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<v Speaker 1>your thighs are fat.

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<v Speaker 3>Big dick joke aside.

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<v Speaker 2>I was actually very impressed by this store and their

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<v Speaker 2>customer service because they sent him to new pairs of jeens.

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<v Speaker 3>They did, Yes, who has I don't know if.

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<v Speaker 2>It's their policy, but they made good and they were like, Nope,

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<v Speaker 2>this is not acceptable and sent them to new pairs

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<v Speaker 2>of jeans.

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<v Speaker 3>I like. I like the brands that do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if you have something that goes wrong, they'll just

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<v Speaker 1>you just you know, tell them, hey, it went wrong,

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<v Speaker 1>and they'll send you new ones. So I actually, I

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<v Speaker 1>remember when I was a kid, one of the writing

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<v Speaker 1>projects we had in middle school was we had to

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<v Speaker 1>write a company that we had a bad product experience

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<v Speaker 1>with and see if they would write us back. It's

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<v Speaker 1>because we were learning how to write, you know, business letters,

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<v Speaker 1>and I wrote bubble gum, bubble gum and told them

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<v Speaker 1>that the gum wasn't soft for a long period of time.

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<v Speaker 3>Kind of awkward to bring this we're talking about. Did

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<v Speaker 3>they write that? They did? They sent me back. They

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<v Speaker 3>sent me a thing for a twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>Pack of gum okav. It was great, and gave me gum.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's interesting, Kevin. Do you ever wear out the

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<v Speaker 1>inside of your pants in the crotcher?

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<v Speaker 3>I have joggers that are you know, you kind of

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<v Speaker 3>go through that.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what it is from now, could be washing,

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<v Speaker 4>could be you know a few different things.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I hate that, by the way, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate when.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate when your pants fringe in things like that,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I hate that, like what do they call it on?

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<v Speaker 1>I always get pilling on sweaters too, like underneath my fat.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I just bought something on Instagram yesterday that gets

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<v Speaker 2>rid of that.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, yes, I'll bring it in.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I hate that when that when that happened on

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<v Speaker 1>my sweater, I always get like it's awful.

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<v Speaker 3>So so the uh.

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<v Speaker 1>The the store that he he was going to for this,

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<v Speaker 1>they now, you know, nobody gave him like a hey,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you should buy a bigger pair of pants or

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<v Speaker 1>something that if somebody has a large where is long

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<v Speaker 1>what's his name? Baby leg j You about to say?

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<v Speaker 3>Ask?

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<v Speaker 6>Uh uh ask baby j If baby leg j ever

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<v Speaker 6>has to like do you have to buy like I have?

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<v Speaker 1>I have a problem with something. I'm a tall guy. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm kind of tall. And the thing that I

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<v Speaker 1>always hate is when I'm buying a suit at a

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<v Speaker 1>uh you know, Nordstrom's or Macy's or whatever. Sting liberty

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<v Speaker 1>Now is my that's my it's you know as the

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<v Speaker 1>kids would say, that's my jam because they make them

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<v Speaker 1>for you. But I hated when I would buy the

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<v Speaker 1>off the rack suits because I would have to wear

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<v Speaker 1>a tall because I had long arms and stuff. But

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<v Speaker 1>the pants, the long pants, the penis thing like a

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<v Speaker 1>zipper is meant for Shaquille O'Neill, not for you know, mojo.

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<v Speaker 1>It's literally mean the the actual like this.

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<v Speaker 3>Right here, the I can't see you, but hang on me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, the thing right here that comes out like my

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<v Speaker 1>zipper here and my Grayson joggers is short.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, it's like really short. Uh oh, I got you.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the and so I'm talls, So I so I've

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<v Speaker 1>gone into I got a suit at north Strom's way

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<v Speaker 1>before I found State and Liberty. And the suit at

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<v Speaker 1>north Stroms that I got, I actually convinced the girl

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<v Speaker 1>at north Stroums changed the pants with the right the

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the normal pants.

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<v Speaker 3>And so some.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys walking around with big old crotch area on his

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<v Speaker 1>short pants.

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<v Speaker 3>A short guy's got a big you know crouch.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, But when you buy clothes, do you have to

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<v Speaker 1>buy one size up based on boob size?

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<v Speaker 3>On senis size? Uh what's up, Layla? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 5>Hi?

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<v Speaker 3>Leila, Leila? Hi, Leyla.

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<v Speaker 1>She's there somewhere maybe there we go, well you know what, Rika, Layla?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, go ahead, Yeah, I get chub rub where my

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<v Speaker 4>pants ripped in the THI area.

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<v Speaker 3>Show call it when we have to go get chub rub.

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<v Speaker 1>Shout out to the big girls. We love them. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>telling you, I'm a big dude and I get chub

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<v Speaker 1>rub all the time too.

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<v Speaker 3>Erica, Yeah, it sucks that. Hey, whatever is it the

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<v Speaker 3>inner chub?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh? My first time, long time?

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<v Speaker 1>It is the inner the inner one, right, it's the

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<v Speaker 1>it's the inside of your thighs that wears out fast.

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<v Speaker 3>That's where the like the scenes are.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what the worst moment in your life

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<v Speaker 1>is not when a family member or friend dies. When

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<v Speaker 1>you have to throw away or get rid of your

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<v Speaker 1>favorite pair of jeans. It's like, seriously, one of the

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<v Speaker 1>most depressing days every I just had to do that

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<v Speaker 1>and I wanted to cry. So it is so sad

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<v Speaker 1>because they're worn in so perfectly. Have a great day, Erica.

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<v Speaker 1>We love you for that, for listening and admitting them.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, jen Mojo?

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<v Speaker 5>If it makes you feel any better? I heard shack

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<v Speaker 5>at a small penis too?

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<v Speaker 3>Really, how did you hear that? I heard breaking, dirty Break.

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<v Speaker 3>I scroll a lot, and it was on something that

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<v Speaker 3>someone came out and like outed him for having a

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<v Speaker 3>small one.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure, though that he doesn't have a normal

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<v Speaker 1>sized penis for a normal person.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just that he's a large man, you know?

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<v Speaker 5>That is the polity.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll ever remember porns that in Super hid no Filie.

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<v Speaker 3>Wrote and that was that was in the book. She

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<v Speaker 3>talked about Shack.

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<v Speaker 4>She talked about Shack, She talked about young bug from

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<v Speaker 4>She talked about a lot of people.

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<v Speaker 3>This was like a big thing back in the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, Super, would you be upset if somebody wrote a

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<v Speaker 1>book and put you in their book talking about your penis?

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<v Speaker 3>Or would you look at it as I made it? Well?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I guess you rung that risk. You know,

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<v Speaker 4>you run that risk whenever you're dealing with somebody that

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<v Speaker 4>you're going to be if you're a part of their life.

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<v Speaker 4>You could be a part of a book, You're part

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<v Speaker 4>of a story.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll be with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel fine though having the sized penis that I have,

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<v Speaker 1>because to me, I already have enough problems trying to walk,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't know if I want to have issues

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<v Speaker 1>walking with an elephant trunk.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what's up, Trent?

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<v Speaker 5>Hey Mojo? Yeah, so about the holes in the pants.

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<v Speaker 5>I got the innerside problem too. My dad taught me

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<v Speaker 5>by duct tape, and you can put it on the

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<v Speaker 5>inside and the outside, and you can pick whatever color

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<v Speaker 5>you like.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't look.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't look weird though. People don't notice that you

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<v Speaker 1>got duct tapes in your pants.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, then you asked them, why are you looking at

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<v Speaker 5>my enterprise? That's an odd spot to be staring at.

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<v Speaker 3>But point well taken. Thank you, Trent. I appreciate it.