Speaker 1: All right, it is Mojo in the Morning show phone
Speaker 1: numbers eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six
Speaker 1: sixty five six five four eight. We're going to learn something,
Speaker 1: or we have because I know Shannon had mentioned this
Speaker 1: one time before to us about her husband, and it's
Speaker 1: something that quite honest with you, I automatically just assumed
Speaker 1: because really, well, because you require this.
Speaker 2: In a man, what are you talking about his big dick?
Speaker 2: Wes will be so embarrassed that I'm telling the story.
Speaker 2: Maybe not, I don't know. It's pretty comfortable.
Speaker 3: His big dick.
Speaker 2: Just to have it being talked about, I think is
Speaker 2: probably not un Shannon.
Speaker 1: If I had a big dick, I would want it
Speaker 1: talked about. I would put a billboard up on the
Speaker 1: side of the road. It'd be not even one of
Speaker 1: those electronic rotating billboards, stand still billboards.
Speaker 2: Cannot believe that this came out of my mouth. So
Speaker 2: the story is Wes bought two pairs of Deans from
Speaker 2: a very very nice store at the Mall, one of
Speaker 2: his favorite stores in fact, a couple of months ago,
Speaker 2: and they were kind of pricey, and both of them
Speaker 2: wore out in the crotch area. You know how that happened,
Speaker 2: and then you like the fabric starts to get thin, thin, thin,
Speaker 2: and then there's like holes there.
Speaker 3: And he was like, you know, I paid a lot.
Speaker 2: Of money for these, and I feel like this isn't
Speaker 2: the quality that one would expect from this store, especially
Speaker 2: with a price tag like this. So he we I
Speaker 2: was with him, went back into the store to see
Speaker 2: if they would do anything for him. He brought the
Speaker 2: two pairs of jeans, and the guy behind the counter
Speaker 2: like took him in his hands and he's like, well,
Speaker 2: what happened here?
Speaker 3: And I his big dick. Oh you must have very
Speaker 3: big Penis why I said that?
Speaker 2: I don't know, as the guy looked at me and
Speaker 2: it was such an awkward moment, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3: I would I was just thing.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, I'm going to go across
Speaker 2: to a Ritzya. You guys finished your transaction. I cannot
Speaker 2: go back in that store. I cannot go back in
Speaker 2: that store.
Speaker 3: Did they all look surprised when you said that?
Speaker 2: No, it was just one guy who was helping us,
Speaker 2: and it was you could tell.
Speaker 3: It made it like he didn't think it was funny.
Speaker 3: He made him really uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: It made him uncomfortable. Yes, okay, that's interesting. I actually
Speaker 1: will tell you this. He might be uncomfortable because he
Speaker 1: has a little penis. That man, the man working behind
Speaker 1: I'm not going.
Speaker 2: To judge this man, but he's very nice.
Speaker 1: And across from a Ritzia. Now I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: go to the mall and see what stores across from
Speaker 1: a Ritzia figure out exactly where he's at. They Hey,
Speaker 1: little penis man, it's funny. It is funny. Can you
Speaker 1: with a large junk? Could you wear out your pants
Speaker 1: that much? Because I have big fat thigh and they
Speaker 1: rubbed together and I always wear out the sides of
Speaker 1: my pants, Like my pants get worn out in the
Speaker 1: thigh areas there where the fat thighs are.
Speaker 3: I don't get it in the crotch.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe take your jeans back to the store where
Speaker 2: you purchase them and tell them there was a little issue.
Speaker 1: Well, they wouldn't say. They would say, there's nothing we
Speaker 1: can do about it. You're wearing through your thighs because
Speaker 1: your thighs are fat.
Speaker 3: Big dick joke aside.
Speaker 2: I was actually very impressed by this store and their
Speaker 2: customer service because they sent him to new pairs of jeens.
Speaker 3: They did, Yes, who has I don't know if.
Speaker 2: It's their policy, but they made good and they were like, Nope,
Speaker 2: this is not acceptable and sent them to new pairs
Speaker 2: of jeans.
Speaker 3: I like. I like the brands that do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you have something that goes wrong, they'll just
Speaker 1: you just you know, tell them, hey, it went wrong,
Speaker 1: and they'll send you new ones. So I actually, I
Speaker 1: remember when I was a kid, one of the writing
Speaker 1: projects we had in middle school was we had to
Speaker 1: write a company that we had a bad product experience
Speaker 1: with and see if they would write us back. It's
Speaker 1: because we were learning how to write, you know, business letters,
Speaker 1: and I wrote bubble gum, bubble gum and told them
Speaker 1: that the gum wasn't soft for a long period of time.
Speaker 3: Kind of awkward to bring this we're talking about. Did
Speaker 3: they write that? They did? They sent me back. They
Speaker 3: sent me a thing for a twenty five.
Speaker 1: Pack of gum okav. It was great, and gave me gum.
Speaker 1: So that's interesting, Kevin. Do you ever wear out the
Speaker 1: inside of your pants in the crotcher?
Speaker 3: I have joggers that are you know, you kind of
Speaker 3: go through that.
Speaker 4: I don't know what it is from now, could be washing,
Speaker 4: could be you know a few different things.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I hate that, by the way, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I hate when.
Speaker 1: I hate when your pants fringe in things like that,
Speaker 1: Like I hate that, like what do they call it on?
Speaker 1: I always get pilling on sweaters too, like underneath my fat.
Speaker 2: Oh I just bought something on Instagram yesterday that gets
Speaker 2: rid of that.
Speaker 3: Really, yes, I'll bring it in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate that when that when that happened on
Speaker 1: my sweater, I always get like it's awful.
Speaker 3: So so the uh.
Speaker 1: The the store that he he was going to for this,
Speaker 1: they now, you know, nobody gave him like a hey,
Speaker 1: maybe you should buy a bigger pair of pants or
Speaker 1: something that if somebody has a large where is long
Speaker 1: what's his name? Baby leg j You about to say?
Speaker 3: Ask?
Speaker 6: Uh uh ask baby j If baby leg j ever
Speaker 6: has to like do you have to buy like I have?
Speaker 1: I have a problem with something. I'm a tall guy. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm kind of tall. And the thing that I
Speaker 1: always hate is when I'm buying a suit at a
Speaker 1: uh you know, Nordstrom's or Macy's or whatever. Sting liberty
Speaker 1: Now is my that's my it's you know as the
Speaker 1: kids would say, that's my jam because they make them
Speaker 1: for you. But I hated when I would buy the
Speaker 1: off the rack suits because I would have to wear
Speaker 1: a tall because I had long arms and stuff. But
Speaker 1: the pants, the long pants, the penis thing like a
Speaker 1: zipper is meant for Shaquille O'Neill, not for you know, mojo.
Speaker 1: It's literally mean the the actual like this.
Speaker 3: Right here, the I can't see you, but hang on me.
Speaker 1: Okay, the thing right here that comes out like my
Speaker 1: zipper here and my Grayson joggers is short.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's like really short. Uh oh, I got you.
Speaker 3: So it's yeah.
Speaker 1: Like the and so I'm talls, So I so I've
Speaker 1: gone into I got a suit at north Strom's way
Speaker 1: before I found State and Liberty. And the suit at
Speaker 1: north Stroms that I got, I actually convinced the girl
Speaker 1: at north Stroums changed the pants with the right the
Speaker 1: you know, the normal pants.
Speaker 3: And so some.
Speaker 1: Guys walking around with big old crotch area on his
Speaker 1: short pants.
Speaker 3: A short guy's got a big you know crouch.
Speaker 1: Now, But when you buy clothes, do you have to
Speaker 1: buy one size up based on boob size?
Speaker 3: On senis size? Uh what's up, Layla? How you doing?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 3: Leila, Leila? Hi, Leyla.
Speaker 1: She's there somewhere maybe there we go, well you know what, Rika, Layla?
Speaker 4: Yes, go ahead, Yeah, I get chub rub where my
Speaker 4: pants ripped in the THI area.
Speaker 3: Show call it when we have to go get chub rub.
Speaker 1: Shout out to the big girls. We love them. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, I'm a big dude and I get chub
Speaker 1: rub all the time too.
Speaker 3: Erica, Yeah, it sucks that. Hey, whatever is it the
Speaker 3: inner chub?
Speaker 5: Oh? My first time, long time?
Speaker 1: It is the inner the inner one, right, it's the
Speaker 1: it's the inside of your thighs that wears out fast.
Speaker 3: That's where the like the scenes are.
Speaker 1: Do you know what the worst moment in your life
Speaker 1: is not when a family member or friend dies. When
Speaker 1: you have to throw away or get rid of your
Speaker 1: favorite pair of jeans. It's like, seriously, one of the
Speaker 1: most depressing days every I just had to do that
Speaker 1: and I wanted to cry. So it is so sad
Speaker 1: because they're worn in so perfectly. Have a great day, Erica.
Speaker 1: We love you for that, for listening and admitting them.
Speaker 1: What's up, jen Mojo?
Speaker 5: If it makes you feel any better? I heard shack
Speaker 5: at a small penis too?
Speaker 3: Really, how did you hear that? I heard breaking, dirty Break.
Speaker 3: I scroll a lot, and it was on something that
Speaker 3: someone came out and like outed him for having a
Speaker 3: small one.
Speaker 1: Are you sure, though that he doesn't have a normal
Speaker 1: sized penis for a normal person.
Speaker 3: It's just that he's a large man, you know?
Speaker 5: That is the polity.
Speaker 4: I'll ever remember porns that in Super hid no Filie.
Speaker 3: Wrote and that was that was in the book. She
Speaker 3: talked about Shack.
Speaker 4: She talked about Shack, She talked about young bug from
Speaker 4: She talked about a lot of people.
Speaker 3: This was like a big thing back in the day.
Speaker 1: Really, Super, would you be upset if somebody wrote a
Speaker 1: book and put you in their book talking about your penis?
Speaker 3: Or would you look at it as I made it? Well?
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess you rung that risk. You know,
Speaker 4: you run that risk whenever you're dealing with somebody that
Speaker 4: you're going to be if you're a part of their life.
Speaker 4: You could be a part of a book, You're part
Speaker 4: of a story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be with you.
Speaker 1: I feel fine though having the sized penis that I have,
Speaker 1: because to me, I already have enough problems trying to walk,
Speaker 1: and I don't know if I want to have issues
Speaker 1: walking with an elephant trunk.
Speaker 3: You know what's up, Trent?
Speaker 5: Hey Mojo? Yeah, so about the holes in the pants.
Speaker 5: I got the innerside problem too. My dad taught me
Speaker 5: by duct tape, and you can put it on the
Speaker 5: inside and the outside, and you can pick whatever color
Speaker 5: you like.
Speaker 3: It doesn't look.
Speaker 1: It doesn't look weird though. People don't notice that you
Speaker 1: got duct tapes in your pants.
Speaker 5: Okay, then you asked them, why are you looking at
Speaker 5: my enterprise? That's an odd spot to be staring at.
Speaker 3: But point well taken. Thank you, Trent. I appreciate it.