WEBVTT - 8am Hour - Washed Up Old Fart 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:02.920 That might seem kind of negative, but we're you know, 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:04.800 we always talk about how you've got to have something 0:00:04.840 --> 0:00:06.400 to look forward to in life. There's something you got 0:00:06.440 --> 0:00:09.360 to look forward to, whether it's Valentine's Day out, whether 0:00:09.400 --> 0:00:12.600 it's lunch with your friend at Chee Cheese later today, 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:14.840 whether it is going to the gym. Maybe you're headed 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:17.200 to Snap Fitness later on today. Maybe you're looking forward 0:00:17.200 --> 0:00:19.520 to a nap. Maybe you're looking forward to your husband 0:00:19.560 --> 0:00:22.279 being out of town and you have the house to yourself. 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:24.799 What are you looking forward to? Well, we always ask that, 0:00:26.280 --> 0:00:27.880 but I was telling the guys yesterday I have a 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:30.880 meeting with our financial planner, and this is I am 0:00:30.920 --> 0:00:33.919 not a financial guy. I don't get most of what 0:00:34.000 --> 0:00:38.080 they talk about. I find myself looking at my watch 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:40.640 during the financial planning session and they're like, well, you 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:43.000 take the roth Ira and you double that with a 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:45.440 with a four to h one K, and then you 0:00:45.560 --> 0:00:50.160 drop in another account of you know whatever. I don't 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:53.239 know the terms and it's hard and I know it's important, 0:00:53.560 --> 0:00:55.960 but I am not looking forward to the meeting with 0:00:56.080 --> 0:01:00.840 the financial planner. What are you not looking for? Word two? 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:03.440 Send a text. It's just for fun. We're not trying 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:04.880 to be negative, but we're just saying, well, you know 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:06.880 you got something going on. What are you not looking 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:08.600 forward to? And the funny you're the better a root 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:13.440 canal absolutely get that your sister's birthday party because you 0:01:13.520 --> 0:01:16.720 can't stand her husband. That's a funny one. Yes, so 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:19.080 send me a text to Katie WB one five three 0:01:19.160 --> 0:01:21.280 nine two one, or we got some on Facebook. 0:01:21.520 --> 0:01:25.280 On Facebook, one person said, Lisa coming back to Minnesota 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:28.720 in March. We're spending February in Florida. I love Minnesota, 0:01:28.760 --> 0:01:30.479 but April would be better to head home. 0:01:30.720 --> 0:01:31.880 Yes, I agree. 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:35.880 I sign up for again for the La Marathon. Why 0:01:35.880 --> 0:01:38.960 do I keep doing this? Which is what every marathon 0:01:39.000 --> 0:01:40.880 person says. You're like, I'm never gonna do it again, 0:01:41.040 --> 0:01:43.160 and then you sign up. Then you do forget about 0:01:43.160 --> 0:01:45.440 the pain. Another person, Emily, said, I signed up for 0:01:45.480 --> 0:01:47.880 one hundred and fifty mile bike ride in June. 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:51.440 WHOA Why did I do that? Not looking forward to it? 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:54.280 Not looking forward to it. Curtis says, I'm not looking 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:56.680 forward to the ice melting. I need a few more 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:58.000 weekends of ice fishing. 0:01:58.160 --> 0:02:01.560 Okay, oh that's a good one. I'm trying to find 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:02.120 ones that are. 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:05.240 Fun, Mailey, what are you not looking forward to? 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:05.760 So? 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:09.200 I feel so I've said this in this year, I 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:11.600 would like to buy a house, and I'm sure there 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:14.240 is joy to be found in buying a house and 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:16.639 the process that comes with that. I am not looking 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:19.840 forward to literally any part of that process whatsoever. All 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:22.440 I want to do is scroll on Zillow and heart 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:24.799 houses that I think are cute and then do nothing. 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:27.639 So, yeah, you don't want to actually physically go walk 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:28.280 through the houses. 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:31.320 I probably should. I probably should do that. 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:32.720 Go to some open houses? 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:34.520 Yeah, all right, how do you do that? You just 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:34.920 walk in? 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:36.320 You can go to open houses on your own. 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:39.679 Yeah, oh yeah, you walk in and that doesn't look 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:42.280 anything like. We can't do that, but I will go 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:42.480 with you. 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:42.680 Now. 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:45.720 I want to be like a character, a character, So 0:02:45.760 --> 0:02:47.639 I want to walk into the open house and pretend 0:02:47.639 --> 0:02:51.160 that like I, you know, am the CEO of a 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:52.440 nonprofit organized. 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:53.880 Okay, you're so weird, But what are you not looking 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:54.320 forward to? 0:02:54.400 --> 0:02:57.320 Alyssa has her cousin's baby shower coming up, and when 0:02:57.320 --> 0:02:58.840 we go to Jersey, I just don't want to be 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:02.799 the guy because nobody, nobody knows me there. It's a 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:04.880 bunch of her extended family's somemo's gonna be in the corner. 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:08.079 Like yeah, hey, congrats, congrats, but they're gonna be like this, 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:09.200 Alicea's boyfriend. 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:13.880 What are you not looking forward to? We got some 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:17.400 text messages already. Here's one, I gotta sell my old 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:18.840 car and buy a car and buy a new one. 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:22.840 I don't want to. Here's one my besties diaper party. 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:25.919 She just had a baby almost two years ago and 0:03:25.960 --> 0:03:28.400 it is gonna have her third one in like four 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:29.160 weeks or so. 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:33.400 Jeez, I only got one kind of thing for children. 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:35.840 I didn't think you keep getting to have parties when 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:37.400 you have multiple. 0:03:38.080 --> 0:03:41.600 I'm not looking forward to driving from Woodberry to Duluth 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:46.200 and back for work today. Here's a teacher. I'm not 0:03:46.240 --> 0:03:48.880 looking forward to parent teacher conferences tonight after a day 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:51.920 of teaching and never think about that, Yeah, you never 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:53.840 think about how the teachers don't like those either. 0:03:53.760 --> 0:03:56.760 Probably right, and like your whole day and then you 0:03:56.800 --> 0:03:59.480 have to stay there for like five more hours. 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:07.120 I'm not looking forward to taking my son back to daycare. 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:10.360 I work from home. My husband's and laid off since September, 0:04:10.600 --> 0:04:12.320 so I have had him home with me the last 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:14.960 few months and I love it. Not looking forward to 0:04:15.040 --> 0:04:19.040 cataract surgery next week. I'm only forty six. What are 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:22.080 you not looking forward to? Send me a text to 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:23.040 katiewb one. 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:25.719 There's a lot of people on the Facebook post also 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:28.479 saying something that Dave posted about on his Instagram story, 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:30.880 picking up piles of dog poop because that snow. It's 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:32.719 about to melt this week and there's gonna be poop 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:34.159 all over the yacht and it's. 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:37.080 The worst texture ever. Yes, it's supposed to. 0:04:37.120 --> 0:04:39.320 Still, are we meant to get like another polar of 0:04:39.320 --> 0:04:39.960 War text? Again? 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:43.039 We will? Oh it's not spring. No, seriously. If you're 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:44.960 new here and you're thinking, oh look at this, it's spring, 0:04:45.000 --> 0:04:48.640 we've broken Now it will get cold again, maybe not 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:50.200 as cold as it was a week or two ago. 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:52.360 Italy get cold again, So I'm not looking forward to that. 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:54.960 There you go, Okay, gotcha? What are you not looking 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:58.560 forward to? Here's a weird one. My baby daddy disappointing 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:01.719 my kids by showing up empty, he handed, or even 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:05.200 at all for Valentine's Day? Oh why did you have 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:08.200 a child with such a dough head? Come? 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:10.880 On now, Sin says, potty training my toddler. He's not 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:11.760 interested in it. 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:16.400 They're until they are. I don't remember how we did it, 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:18.400 but they're not until they are. And then it's like 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:20.480 but all of a sudden, the light bulb goes up, 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:24.400 wanting to hear I'm not looking forward to going to 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:28.440 lunch with my coworker. She smacks when she eats. I 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:35.240 hate it. Oh no, I'm not. This text at Katie 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:38.680 WB one says I'm not looking forward to confronting our 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:41.240 contractor that's doing a crappy job. 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:42.960 Good luck. 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:45.799 Yeah, look one funny, I'm not looking forward to pooping 0:05:45.800 --> 0:05:50.240 at work today. Their toilet paper socks? Well valid, valid? Okay, 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:53.479 what are you not looking forward to? I say, we 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:54.839 play another Disney artist. 0:05:55.240 --> 0:06:00.000 Yeah, David Dealer's choice. But what are the options? 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:03.559 Sorry? Not sorry? The climb we played that one sucker, 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:07.120 Please please please lose you to love me, good for you, 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:10.440 Mirrors or toxic. I gotta go toxic. This is probably 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:13.560 my favorite Christin Speer song, and Let's do it on 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:19.920 kd WB. That is such an amazing song. The instrumentalization 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:23.360 in the background with a guitar and then how everything 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:25.560 drops out and then oh it's just wow, that is 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:29.080 such a great song. Okay, it is KD WUB big 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:32.760 Day today because Jennifer Aniston turns fifty seven years old today, 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:38.080 Rose is twenty nine, Taylor Lautner is thirty four, Brandy's 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:41.279 forty seven, and Cheryl Crow is one hundred and seventeen 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:44.839 years old to day, dred and seventeen years old today. Yes, 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:47.800 we'll be back in a second on ktw because we 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:50.600 always come back. Cardi B tickets, you guys, Cardi B tickets. 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:53.440 We're doing confessions, so we do this once in a 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:57.719 while because it's always juicy and salacious, So we need 0:06:57.800 --> 0:07:01.839 your confession. We will disguise your voice so nobody will 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:03.359 know it's you, and we won't use your name on 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:08.520 the radio. But dig deep for a confession. Dig deep. 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:12.960 Did you steal four hundred dollars from your church and 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:17.360 they never found out. Did you sneak a box of 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:20.720 Cubans back into the United States and your luggage and 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:26.280 they never found out? Did you marry two different people 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:30.480 and were married at the same time and they never 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:32.240 found or even if they did find out, Let's hear 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:34.600 your confession. Remember the juicier the better, because if it's 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:36.720 just a simple like yeah, I dinged my mom's car 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:39.680 and she never found out. That's cute, that's adorable, so 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:44.000 have I Okay, so use your use your imagine or 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:46.360 not your imagination. Dig deep for your confession, because the 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:49.800 juicier the better your chance to win CARDI B tickets. 0:07:50.160 --> 0:07:53.640 Call me NOWT six five one nine eight nine KDWB 0:07:54.280 --> 0:07:54.800 good luck. 0:07:54.920 --> 0:07:58.680 I've to our YouTube channel, save Ryan TV and stream 0:07:58.760 --> 0:08:01.800 us lives. 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:08.360 We're gonna disguise your voice so no one will know 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:14.920 it's you confessing something naughty or probably not even something 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:17.080 you did, but something somebody like. There's so many people 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:20.000 who are like I found out this about my family, 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:23.240 or I found out this about my grandmother, or my 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:26.400 grandfather used to be a what they do a bootlegger? 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:27.480 What bootlegger back. 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:28.560 In the twenties and something like that. 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:31.720 Yeah, all kinds of good stuff in there. Okay, So 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:33.520 I hope I got all the right buttons pushed. Let 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:35.640 me try it out on you, Jenny, You ready, go ahead? 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:37.160 Try it out, Jenny. 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:41.600 Nor this and this and get it right now. 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:47.960 Yeah, well that's weird. Okay, I think I got it. 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:49.760 I think I got it. Okay, all right, there we go. 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:51.959 Let's get on the line with the confessions on k 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:55.600 d w B. This is for Cardi B. So bust 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:58.880 out your best one and we never use your name, 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:01.760 so I kind of talk to you in code. This 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:06.600 is a story about four co workers. Four co workers. 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:11.880 You're up first on confessions. What's your story? They never 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:14.320 know it's them? Yeah, okay, let me try. Are you there? Hello? 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:18.720 Say hello? Say say something? Okay, let me try again, 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:23.160 because maybe let's try that Hello, I got you now. 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:25.760 Daddy Bear was pushing the wrong buttons. 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:27.400 There's somebody bear? 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:30.760 Yeah, I know, geez. So let's hear your confession. Go ahead. 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:36.839 So my confessions I had So I had several employees, 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:38.920 but four of them I. 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:42.760 Was hooking up with, and I was actually. 0:09:42.480 --> 0:09:44.520 Their boss, And. 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:48.000 To prevent them finding out about each other, I picked 0:09:48.000 --> 0:09:50.120 the one I didn't want to hook up with anymore 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:51.080 and had them fired. 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:55.920 My girl, Yeah, that's dirty, you dirty dog, dirty dirty dog. 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:57.680 Where did you hook up with? Is there like a 0:09:57.720 --> 0:10:02.120 hookup spot at work in the closet rooms down room? 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:02.920 Girl? 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:06.480 Oh, we got crappy fun. 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:08.160 Yeah, you get creative, don't you? 0:10:08.600 --> 0:10:09.400 Yeah? 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:10.640 Behind the soda machine. 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:13.000 Behind the soda machine. There's no space back there. 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:17.000 What are you doing back there? Bailey? What was your motivation? 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:22.959 Just Hannie, I want I don't know, fun, fun for 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:24.160 fun okay. 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:26.439 And those people lost their time Okay, well one of 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:32.520 them did, right, Okay. Next confession. This is husband's passport confession. 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:34.640 You're up next. What's your story? 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:36.360 Nice? 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:40.080 So I found out that my husband of fifteen years, 0:10:40.200 --> 0:10:43.080 or my fianc fifteen years, was cheating on me. He 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:45.520 had another name and all these folks that he was seeing, 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:47.800 and so I got pissed off, and I decided to 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:51.079 take his passport and burnett in his coffee can in 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:52.920 my front steps. And I had like a friend come 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:54.440 by and she's like, oh, there's a fire around your 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:57.280 front steps, which I said, oh, I know. And so 0:10:57.559 --> 0:10:59.360 to get rid of it, we took it to one 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:02.600 of those car wash places that you watched your own car. 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:04.600 They have the vacuums and they vacuumed it up. All 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:07.520 the APIs for God. And so trying to get him 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:10.080 and sent out of the country for cheating on me. 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:13.160 Now, what was the why his passport was that to 0:11:13.200 --> 0:11:17.040 keep him from leaving the country? Or just like random active. 0:11:17.040 --> 0:11:20.840 Revenge, random actic revenge. Also give all his clothes away, 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:25.559 and it was terrible, but fifteen years of betrayal was 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:26.120 pretty bad. 0:11:27.760 --> 0:11:28.840 He had a different light. 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:34.640 Okay, very good one. Thank you. Confessions. This is about 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:40.720 your sister doing something while somebody was incarcerated. Tell me 0:11:40.720 --> 0:11:41.600 your story. What's up? 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:43.240 Okay. 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:48.880 So I was in jail for a while and I 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:53.000 was dating this guy for a little over three years. 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:59.079 I get out and I finally see him. I worked 0:11:59.080 --> 0:12:02.120 through his phone and I see messages from my sister 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:07.880 and they get juicy. So I'm like, oh okay, I'm like, oh, 0:12:07.920 --> 0:12:08.920 I got something for you. 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:09.960 So then. 0:12:11.360 --> 0:12:16.440 I started talking to the father of her children and 0:12:16.679 --> 0:12:17.920 I had to get my GIF back. 0:12:19.600 --> 0:12:23.520 And you slept with the father of her children. Oh yeah, okay, 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:27.880 so your sister's baby daddy you slept with because your 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:30.000 sister was clearly hooking up with your boyfriend while you 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:30.640 were in prison. 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:34.480 Yes, we're all just you. 0:12:34.640 --> 0:12:34.840 We are. 0:12:34.920 --> 0:12:39.400 We're horny and revengeful. We're horny first and then we're revengeful. Okay, 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:45.760 please hold giggs and see Okay, ear rings, ear rings confession, 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:46.800 You're up next. 0:12:46.840 --> 0:12:49.040 Go ahead, Good morning. 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:54.560 I have never told anybody this, but my great job. 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:57.720 I was a housekeeper and I was cleaning a room 0:12:58.000 --> 0:13:00.600 and I saw something. I'm an ear rings were left 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:03.160 behind and I pocketed them. 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:08.080 How did you not get caught? Because usually the cleaning 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:11.120 companies are like bonded, insured, et cetera. Did they call 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:12.480 them all? What happened? 0:13:13.160 --> 0:13:15.320 Everybody asked what happened in the earrings? 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:16.680 The customer would. 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:19.360 Come like call and ask if we saw them, and 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:20.360 I just kept. 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:21.600 Saying, no, I didn't take them. 0:13:21.640 --> 0:13:23.600 I didn't I didn't see them. 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:28.640 So wow, you never told anyone. 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:31.880 You never told anyone. I would wear them to school 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:35.880 and then take them out when I got home. At 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:37.600 the time, I was sixteen. 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:39.760 When you're when you're done dumb and student? 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:43.720 Exactly. Yeah, do you still have those earrings? 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:44.600 Oh? 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:46.440 No, I actually lost them myself. 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:48.320 Or were they stolen? 0:13:50.200 --> 0:13:50.400 Yeah? 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:54.840 Right? Hold on, please confessions on, Katie WB. This one 0:13:54.920 --> 0:13:58.280 is a secret marriage. Let's hear your confession. 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:00.520 I so. 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:06.280 My husband I got married a year before we got. 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:11.120 Married, so we alote and a year later we. 0:14:11.040 --> 0:14:12.040 Had a big wedding. 0:14:12.679 --> 0:14:13.480 Why did you do that? 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:15.319 Well, it was. 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:16.680 Actually for a very good reason. 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:21.880 He adopted my daughter, and we had to be married 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:22.840 for him to annount her. 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:26.120 I oh, okay, okay, well why got married? 0:14:26.160 --> 0:14:28.120 Why keep it a secret just so it would still 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:29.720 be like new and shiny to everybody else? 0:14:30.400 --> 0:14:33.360 Yeah, okakay, all right, fair enough, Okay, it's a good 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:34.360 practical to me. 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:35.120 Yeah. 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:41.080 Last one, neighbor's mailbox. Let's talk about the neighbor's mailbox confession. 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:42.120 What do you got? 0:14:43.240 --> 0:14:43.400 Ye? 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:47.320 Everyone? I was about I don't know, probably nine or ten, 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:50.000 and we had a mean neighbor. So when I went 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:52.640 outside in the morning, there was a program the driveway 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:56.480 that had been run over by cars. I picked it 0:14:56.640 --> 0:14:59.480 up with gigs and I walked over to my neighbor's 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:03.080 house and it was back then the nailbox went through 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:07.520 the front door and into the toy you know, so 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:10.200 frog dead had like oh's hanging out. 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:11.080 Oh. 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:14.480 It was nasty because it was on the stick and 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:15.920 I opened it too much. 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:22.160 When I laid it in squish from that is adorable, disgusting. 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:29.239 Did they find it? Did they? Did they say to you, 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:32.520 young lady? Did you put did they say anything? 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:37.360 Next time he saw me, he was really through me. 0:15:37.680 --> 0:15:38.440 He was really nice. 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:41.360 Okay, It's like I can't mess with her anymore. 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:43.720 Now. I lean toward that one because it is the 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:47.520 least salacious and it's adorable, but it's probably not the winner. 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:50.400 I need your help. We've got hooked up with four employees, 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:54.480 burnt the husband's passport because he cheated, sister, hooked up 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:56.160 with her partner while she was in jail, so to 0:15:56.160 --> 0:15:58.400 get revenge. She hooked up with the sister's baby daddy, 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:03.280 stole ear rings, house sitting, got married secretly before their wedding, 0:16:03.480 --> 0:16:05.640 or stuck a dead frog in the neighbor's mail slot. 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:10.480 I mean, I am with the frog one, although I 0:16:10.520 --> 0:16:13.440 do like the slept with the baby daddy of the 0:16:13.480 --> 0:16:14.000 sister one. 0:16:14.480 --> 0:16:17.280 The prison that one was wild to me too. 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:21.320 Really, I mean, if we want to pick something solatious, 0:16:21.320 --> 0:16:24.000 then the prison sheet and one is pretty salacious. It 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:25.960 is you might have a good time at a at 0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:29.040 a concert like Cardi B who is also very satis. 0:16:29.240 --> 0:16:31.640 So all right, we'll go with that one then, although 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:34.440 I will tell you dead frog you're the runner up. Yes, 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:36.720 so there will be a little something extra in your 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:40.440 paycheck this week. Watch for it. It's a dead frog, 0:16:41.400 --> 0:16:46.720 all right. Hey, hey, sister, Sister, you're the winner. Oh 0:16:46.800 --> 0:16:56.440 my god, I forgot what she wont she won? Cardi B. Yeah, yes, 0:16:56.560 --> 0:16:58.440 Cardi B. You're gonna go see the Little mis Drama 0:16:58.440 --> 0:17:00.640 tour coming to Target Center coming up on Mark twelfth 0:17:00.720 --> 0:17:03.680 from Katielb. We have more of those coming up tomorrow 0:17:03.720 --> 0:17:06.240 morning and on Friday morning too, So stay here on 0:17:06.400 --> 0:17:10.199 Katie brought to you by the Leo Agency. Where do 0:17:10.240 --> 0:17:14.400 you eat dinner most of the time? This is really 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:16.640 interesting because you know, you think here in America it's 0:17:16.680 --> 0:17:19.359 traditional that we have dinner around the table, but that's 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:24.480 not always the case. So here is your story about 0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:28.240 forty four percent of us eat dinner at the table 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:29.520 at a kitchen too. 0:17:29.560 --> 0:17:31.920 Wow, that's actually higher than I thought it the same. 0:17:31.720 --> 0:17:35.320 Here kitchen table, thirty four percent eat it a dining 0:17:35.400 --> 0:17:38.399 room table, twenty five percent eating a table in the 0:17:38.400 --> 0:17:42.600 living room, eighteen percent eat on the couch. Four percent 0:17:42.640 --> 0:17:45.360 of people eat while standing in the kitchen. Another four 0:17:45.400 --> 0:17:48.920 percent eat in bed. In bed, we eat in front 0:17:48.920 --> 0:17:54.679 of the TV, same asually in on the couch. Yeah. Yeah, 0:17:54.920 --> 0:17:57.240 when I was a kid, we had dinner at the table. Ever, 0:17:57.560 --> 0:18:01.200 renight Dad got home from work and and forty five 0:18:01.200 --> 0:18:03.400 minutes later, we were sitting down to the kitchen table 0:18:03.400 --> 0:18:05.800 to have dinner. We had a dining room table, but 0:18:05.880 --> 0:18:09.640 we never used it except when company came over. But no, 0:18:09.960 --> 0:18:12.000 and we were eating dinner in front of the couch. 0:18:12.119 --> 0:18:15.400 Was unheard of. When I was a kid, you have those. 0:18:15.280 --> 0:18:18.200 Like we had those tray tables. It was a treat 0:18:18.240 --> 0:18:19.840 that every once in a while we got to go 0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:22.399 watch TV and have the tray table and have dinner. 0:18:22.480 --> 0:18:23.480 But no, we were the same. 0:18:23.520 --> 0:18:26.280 We always ate every single meal at the dinner table, 0:18:26.320 --> 0:18:28.919 and we ate breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day with 0:18:28.960 --> 0:18:29.479 our parents. 0:18:29.520 --> 0:18:29.760 Wow. 0:18:29.800 --> 0:18:31.840 Wow, that's got to be very rare now. I think 0:18:31.880 --> 0:18:34.399 one of the reasons people don't eat now together is 0:18:34.440 --> 0:18:36.800 because the kids are at soccer practice. Yeah, kids are 0:18:36.800 --> 0:18:39.240 at dance practice, and it's like you're carting the kids 0:18:39.280 --> 0:18:41.480 around all over the place. And then Jimmy's got a 0:18:41.520 --> 0:18:43.640 part time job over at the dairy Queens, so it's 0:18:43.680 --> 0:18:45.600 kind of hard to get everybody together. I mean. 0:18:45.920 --> 0:18:48.440 But good for Jimmy though, I'm glad that. 0:18:48.440 --> 0:18:51.160 Kid never does anything around the house. Yeah, it's about 0:18:51.160 --> 0:18:52.000 time he got a job. 0:18:52.119 --> 0:18:54.480 It is about time he contribute to this household. 0:18:54.600 --> 0:18:56.280 All right, what else is going on here? We'll be 0:18:56.320 --> 0:18:58.080 back in a second. We got Dave's Dirt. We had 0:18:58.080 --> 0:18:59.719 a lot of stuff we got to cover on Dave's Dirt, 0:18:59.760 --> 0:19:02.520 every thing from a little bit of an update with 0:19:02.640 --> 0:19:06.399 Savannah Guthrie's mother and that disappearance. We're also going to 0:19:06.440 --> 0:19:09.239 talk about what's new at Mall of America that you 0:19:09.480 --> 0:19:12.960 might like. Then we're going to cover the Olympics. So 0:19:13.119 --> 0:19:15.720 that's all on tap. On tap. I'm gonna bring that 0:19:15.760 --> 0:19:17.320 expression back and music more often. 0:19:18.119 --> 0:19:19.520 Back on deck though. 0:19:21.119 --> 0:19:24.280 It works, okay, yeah, on tap coming up though, on deck, 0:19:24.840 --> 0:19:29.760 coming up next, Dave's Dirt. Let's do Dave's Dirt on 0:19:29.880 --> 0:19:31.600