1 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 1: Eyes down, ladies, here we go B fourteen, that's b 2 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:10,360 Speaker 1: as and back in my day, we walked to school 3 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:14,080 Speaker 1: a mile in the snow, uphill both ways. 4 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:19,640 Speaker 2: Excuse me, gladys, but the news stories are backing up 5 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:22,919 Speaker 2: worse than my fiber. I need Michael Brown the streeten 6 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:24,800 Speaker 2: out this mess. 7 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:28,920 Speaker 1: Hold your horses and your hemorrhoid cushion on crash my 8 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:33,280 Speaker 1: bingo morning. If you want to know who's cheating, who's lying, 9 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:36,880 Speaker 1: and who left the church thermostat at eighty two degrees again, 10 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:41,040 Speaker 1: listen to Michael every weekday from nine to noon on 11 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,479 Speaker 1: eight point fifty k oh a radio. 12 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,960 Speaker 2: But gladies, what if I need to give him my opinion? 13 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:52,520 Speaker 1: For crying out loud? Gertrude takes three to three one 14 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:57,160 Speaker 1: zero three with the keyword Mike or Michael and tell 15 00:00:57,240 --> 00:01:00,720 Speaker 1: him exactly what you think, or march right on over 16 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:03,280 Speaker 1: to that I Heart radio app and leave it talk 17 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 1: back by smashing the big red microphone button like it 18 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:14,800 Speaker 1: stole your last words in thirty three that's in as in, 19 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:18,800 Speaker 1: nobody better interrupt me till I call the next number. 20 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:23,560 Speaker 2: But glad is my hearing ain't so good? What if 21 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:27,600 Speaker 2: I miss a juicy story Lord Nos, Michael's got the 22 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:33,720 Speaker 2: juiciest six love Gertrude. Just go to the website, Michael says, 23 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 2: go here dot com. I swear you're working my last nerve. 24 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:41,279 Speaker 2: Now let me get back to bingo or I'm hiding 25 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:43,479 Speaker 2: your reading glasses till easter. 26 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:49,920 Speaker 3: Michael, fool me, ones, fool me twice. Blah blah blah. 27 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 3: You know bus Goober's followed you over to the new 28 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 3: station at the new time because you said you loved us. 29 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,040 Speaker 3: We know that was a lie now and now you're 30 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 3: inviting us to go on a cruise with you and me. Guys, 31 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,920 Speaker 3: I'm going to show up. I'll get on board. I'll 32 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:06,560 Speaker 3: go look for my host only to find is being 33 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:11,799 Speaker 3: guest hosted by Caldera or that Blanche right, Shame on me, 34 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:12,720 Speaker 3: Shame on you. 35 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,720 Speaker 4: In Switzerland, if you get sick, the doctors tell you 36 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,880 Speaker 4: to go out in the sun. In Greece, the doctors 37 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:23,400 Speaker 4: tell you to go swim in the sea. And in Japan, 38 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,440 Speaker 4: if you're sick, the doctors tell you to walk in 39 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:29,679 Speaker 4: the forest. Nature is an incredible cure. However, in the 40 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:35,480 Speaker 4: United States, doctors prescribe for you big pharmaceutical medicines and 41 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:38,239 Speaker 4: they love the revenue model where you have to take 42 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,680 Speaker 4: it for the rest of your life. Maybe we should 43 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:44,480 Speaker 4: stop doing that. What do you think The Dems in 44 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:49,080 Speaker 4: the cabal are completely despicable. They were trying to show 45 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 4: a headline where they said Trump had spent a lot 46 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 4: of time with one of Jeffrey Epstein's Jung victims, and 47 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 4: they redacted the name. The victim was Virginia Guffrey, who 48 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 4: had worked at mar A Lago and who President Trump 49 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 4: had talked to. There was nothing nefarious about it. If 50 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:12,720 Speaker 4: they really had something on Trump, Biden would have released it. 51 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:18,680 Speaker 4: Let's never forget Obamacare aka the Affordable Care Act was 52 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:23,639 Speaker 4: never meant to be affordable, and the architect of it 53 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:30,280 Speaker 4: had called Americans stupid and intentionally wanted to deceive them. 54 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 4: We need to scrap everything and start over again with healthcare. 55 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 4: This is absurd, Hey, Michael. It seems to me that 56 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:47,720 Speaker 4: the big problem here is who defines dignity. You know, 57 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:51,800 Speaker 4: when we get into these definitions of words, it can 58 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 4: be very problematic. Who gets to define those definitions? 59 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:58,640 Speaker 5: Michael. Hearing that last SoundBite reminds me of what my 60 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,760 Speaker 5: dad used to say that Lady must have been going 61 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 5: to a theology school at the Church of what's happening now, 62 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:06,920 Speaker 5: Hey Mike or Michael. 63 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:09,800 Speaker 6: It could be worse. They could be talking about government 64 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:11,000 Speaker 6: run cafeterias. 65 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:17,080 Speaker 4: Hey Michael, Goober thirty three, thirty three here regarding Ms 66 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:21,760 Speaker 4: Mayor that wants to keep the grocery stores open, You 67 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:25,240 Speaker 4: really shouldn't laugh at the infirm Mike. 68 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:28,640 Speaker 6: Are the Democrats going to show how stupid they are now? 69 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:31,560 Speaker 2: And the new one they're trying to get out there 70 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,600 Speaker 2: will be the impeach the king that. 71 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:36,440 Speaker 1: Plan. 72 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:39,680 Speaker 4: One of several factors in deciding whether to go on 73 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:43,280 Speaker 4: the trip with Michael next October to the Greek Isles 74 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:47,680 Speaker 4: is whether or not Dragon is going. Michael, can you 75 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:52,360 Speaker 4: tell us if Dragon's going. If he is, I might 76 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:55,960 Speaker 4: have to apply for some of those government benefits to 77 00:04:56,080 --> 00:05:00,200 Speaker 4: rebalance funds in certain accounts and be able to to 78 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:03,880 Speaker 4: join you. One of several factors in deciding whether to 79 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:06,800 Speaker 4: go on the trip with Michael next October to the 80 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:12,120 Speaker 4: Greek Isles is whether or not Dragon is going. Michael, 81 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:15,320 Speaker 4: can you tell us of Dragon's going. If he is, 82 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:18,880 Speaker 4: I might have to apply for some of those government 83 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:24,640 Speaker 4: benefits to rebalance funds and certain accounts and be able 84 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:25,720 Speaker 4: to join you. 85 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,920 Speaker 7: Hey, Michael, I see how this is going to work. 86 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:32,320 Speaker 7: You move over to eight fifty KOA in the mid 87 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:36,600 Speaker 7: morning slot, and now you're going to be preempted by 88 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:42,400 Speaker 7: Colorado Rockies ah all the time. So we get even 89 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:45,719 Speaker 7: less Michael Brown than we had over at the other 90 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:51,040 Speaker 7: station four hours or three hours, and now Rockies preempt you. 91 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:54,080 Speaker 7: What the heck are they thinking? Have a good day? 92 00:05:54,839 --> 00:05:58,120 Speaker 8: Well, my apologies. I left the radio for a little 93 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:03,880 Speaker 8: bit and then I turn it back on talking sports. Unfortunately, 94 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:07,400 Speaker 8: I don't care much for the sports at all, just 95 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:11,719 Speaker 8: a lot of blah blah blah and high dollars. I 96 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:16,240 Speaker 8: was listening to Michael a lot. Now I'm hearing more 97 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:18,240 Speaker 8: and more sports, and I just have to go to 98 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:23,080 Speaker 8: your webcast that we're going to delete it. 99 00:06:23,279 --> 00:06:26,560 Speaker 9: Hete Michael and Dravan what you guys won't go through 100 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:31,280 Speaker 9: to get some free time away from your mic. You know, 101 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:33,560 Speaker 9: you went from four hours a day to three hours 102 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,680 Speaker 9: a day, and I guess that wasn't good enough. You 103 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:39,080 Speaker 9: had to bring in the Rockies. You had to backdoor 104 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:42,760 Speaker 9: manipulate some big Rocky seal so you could get a 105 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,000 Speaker 9: little bit more free time. 106 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:45,760 Speaker 4: Oh my goodness you guys. 107 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:49,800 Speaker 10: Hi Michael, and welcome to Kaway in this time slot. 108 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:52,120 Speaker 10: Let me just give you a heads up here on 109 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:56,280 Speaker 10: the next time you and Dragon get to decide on programming. 110 00:06:56,720 --> 00:07:01,640 Speaker 10: Instead of a twenty minute segment from a press conference, 111 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:05,599 Speaker 10: I think listeners in this timeslot would prefer a twenty 112 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:09,680 Speaker 10: minute loop of the cars for kids at Thank you, Ronnie. 113 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,240 Speaker 2: What inn Sam hell is going on around here? 114 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,440 Speaker 4: You're gonna get preempted so we can hear how much 115 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:15,440 Speaker 4: the Rockies suck? 116 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:22,160 Speaker 11: Oh hell, Hey Michael, I'm not sure, but it sounds 117 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:25,520 Speaker 11: like you're kind of excited about old Paul da Podesta 118 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:28,760 Speaker 11: coming on over to the Rockies. I'd just like to 119 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:32,680 Speaker 11: temper that a little bit with two words. Cleveland Browns. 120 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:36,960 Speaker 6: Hate to tell you this, but Caloro Rockies still draws 121 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:40,320 Speaker 6: in a lot of ears. I don't like it, but 122 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 6: that's the way it goes. That's the drawbackup being on KOA. 123 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:51,160 Speaker 6: They're not going to drop any sports coverage anytime soon, 124 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:55,560 Speaker 6: especially if iHeart owns the rights to the Rockies and 125 00:07:55,600 --> 00:08:02,080 Speaker 6: the Broncos. Enjoy Michael Brown when you can, and then 126 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,720 Speaker 6: m Y Gordian. 127 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:07,800 Speaker 10: Who wouldn't want to listen to that before. 128 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:13,600 Speaker 3: If only Adin here Lewis, there would be adopting or 129 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:14,040 Speaker 3: touch