Speaker 1: Here we are seven o five Lully Now for us,
Speaker 1: I don't know what tap it is for you. You
Speaker 1: might be listening on the on the old podcast. It
Speaker 1: might be like a different year. You might be like
Speaker 1: finding you audio in the year twenty one seven, You're like, wow,
Speaker 1: what is this and here we are, so good morning
Speaker 1: to you, whoever you are.
Speaker 2: I hope not. We're not a good representation of what
Speaker 2: is really happening in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: Maybe we're the best of it.
Speaker 2: No, maybe we are. I don't think so. Is liber
Speaker 2: off this week?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, he's off Thursday and next Monday. Right, he's not
Speaker 2: normally late before.
Speaker 1: You didn't get until seven.
Speaker 2: Now by the way, Chris, start thinking about this next Monday. Yeah,
Speaker 2: bends off. Yeah, you're off, I'm off. Yeah, Zach's off.
Speaker 1: That's pretty normal. But yeah, but you're right, yeah, all
Speaker 1: of those things. So we're playing big things back here.
Speaker 1: You who did you did not listen?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We got big things planned. We were working on some stuff.
Speaker 1: We're gonna change the face of radio.
Speaker 2: We are.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Are you gone the entire week.
Speaker 2: Until Friday in Detroit Lakes? I'm gone Monday through Thursday?
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 1: And does anybody know how long Zach, He's probably gone.
Speaker 2: It's just the first too. Maybe it doesn't I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Now we got Sam back there. Now we're good. But
Speaker 1: here's the thing. We have some big guests lined up,
Speaker 1: big guests, very excited.
Speaker 2: My guess is none of them have male chromosomes. Well,
Speaker 2: I mean just a guess.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but I'll take a look.
Speaker 2: O your MIC's on.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, we shouldn't talk. Hawk was gone Thursday, were like,
Speaker 2: shoud we have Julian? I mean that was the first textures.
Speaker 2: She was great.
Speaker 1: She's always great. I like her.
Speaker 2: She did good with team codes, like she's smart. Man,
Speaker 2: Julia is great, she's great. Should we have Pop on? No,
Speaker 2: he's pitching the night in Houston.
Speaker 1: But anybody else in the family wants to swing by.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, where's Ben. There he is,
Speaker 2: he's walking in. I was concerned. He's nervous for Ben.
Speaker 1: Hi And we're figuring it out. Yeah, we're figuring.
Speaker 2: Out once it. Once it works, it's going to be
Speaker 2: super convenient.
Speaker 1: You know it's supposed to work like you have to
Speaker 1: do a stand near it and it reacts to your.
Speaker 2: Phone I have to open up the app every time
Speaker 2: say hey Hogs.
Speaker 4: Yes, the Silence of the Lambs night camera vision bit
Speaker 4: and Jack has Pontius or we Man and another dude
Speaker 4: are scared sless and the camera over.
Speaker 2: It's just dance.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: I told you.
Speaker 1: I laughed so hard by myself. I don't know why
Speaker 1: anybody else came to the movie and nobody else thought
Speaker 1: it was funny. I laughed and laughed.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see it. Hello, Ben, Hi, we
Speaker 2: were just talking about upcoming vacations and again, just to
Speaker 2: put it out on the ether so people that listen
Speaker 2: keep track of it better than we do. You're gone
Speaker 2: this Thursday and next Monday. Correct, got it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what we thought.
Speaker 2: And then guess what, Ben, bubble Guts.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, bubble Guts will start on Monday.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. And you've also said this upcoming weekend that
Speaker 2: the fourth of July is your favorite holiday, of the
Speaker 2: best holiday of the year. So what's your plan. What
Speaker 2: are you doing? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Fire nothing super special, just going to the cabin.
Speaker 2: Do you buy your own fireworks? You just watch or
Speaker 2: I used to.
Speaker 6: I used to and then illegally shoot them off and
Speaker 6: he Dina, which was great.
Speaker 2: Do you grill? Will you make Margarita's good teeth? There
Speaker 2: will be a lot.
Speaker 5: There will be a lot of Charred meets Charge meets.
Speaker 1: Ben Lovely Annandale hosting U the Faculo Sarmadillos on fourth
Speaker 1: of July for your own busy is that.
Speaker 2: We'll be over there their opening with my Name is
Speaker 2: mud Man.
Speaker 5: I ever heard that song in like twenty years?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's still still slams?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure it does.
Speaker 2: It really does.
Speaker 5: Weren't you guys and Anadel last year too?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, every fourth of July?
Speaker 5: Is it every fourth of July?
Speaker 1: Almost? I think we had maybe did dell? No one
Speaker 1: your Yeah, they seem to like us. Good for you,
Speaker 1: it's fun. So swinging by, we well, I'll wave at
Speaker 1: your cabin as I drive by.
Speaker 6: Thank you'll you're welcome. Yeah, cheers to you as your driver.
Speaker 6: I'm not sure if that's cool or scary. It's both,
Speaker 6: it can be both.
Speaker 1: Is it ninety hundred degrees out there yet?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It's it's real swampy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can feel it when I get out. I
Speaker 1: got out this morning, I was like, yeah, okay, it's here.
Speaker 2: And that's the thing. I know everybody thinks of the
Speaker 2: driveway club and they think January February, but sometimes even
Speaker 2: today driveway club, I'm like, oh, no, like this. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, four forty five in the morning and it
Speaker 2: was already sweaty, and I'm like, is this what today
Speaker 2: is going to be like? The whole week? So it's
Speaker 2: crazy because forty five in the morning start my week.
Speaker 2: I go outside driveway club and the first thing I
Speaker 2: thought is, well, I'm staying inside all week for the
Speaker 2: one thousandth consecutive week. It's going to be an indoor
Speaker 2: week for me. What's it going to be like in
Speaker 2: your favorite city? I haven't looked yet. I'm sure it'll
Speaker 2: be one hundred. Last week it's going to be today
Speaker 2: it was five Sunday. Oh that's fine. I'll be indoors
Speaker 2: hopefully the whole day. Yeah, today's supposed to be like
Speaker 2: ninety yeah, yeah, today high have ninety two in Vegas,
Speaker 2: high of ninety four in Minneapolis.
Speaker 6: Oh boy, and it's gonna feel way worse with all
Speaker 6: this sticky backsweat humidity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, oh sauce, you're not kidding. I get there.
Speaker 2: Saturday one O three than one o five, one oh
Speaker 2: five and one o six. It's cool, boy, but my
Speaker 2: hotel room will be sixty eight. Maybe, oh, try to
Speaker 2: get cooler than that. Yeah, but when it gets as hot,
Speaker 2: you just can't. It just doesn't go much lower than that.
Speaker 2: Even if you, even if they let you said it
Speaker 2: lower than that, it just never really gets lower. In
Speaker 2: about sixty eight, get.
Speaker 1: Some cake out the machine. Run bath, run a bath,
Speaker 1: and get in there and just make some soup throws.
Speaker 2: We'll be all making soup here makes soup.
Speaker 1: I'm making souper already in preparation. I'm already. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: just nage. I have sweaty parts. You're right about that.
Speaker 1: You're right about that, buddy, You're right. You guys want
Speaker 1: the news. Now I have news for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's hear it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it for you, buddy, because I know
Speaker 1: you're going on vacation.
Speaker 2: This is Cafe News with Chris Hockey, presented by the
Speaker 2: Saint Paul Saints.
Speaker 1: Exactly right, Thank you, Saint Paul Saints. Tomorrow they're back
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Speaker 1: you what, something to make your Fourth of July even better?
Speaker 7: When the lottery there was no grand prize winner and
Speaker 7: Fridays Mega Millions drawing, so that jackpot rolls over to
Speaker 7: at least five hundred and eleven million dollars ahead of
Speaker 7: the next drawing on Tuesday. Of that is tonight's big
Speaker 7: powerball drawing that's worth at least three hundred and sixty
Speaker 7: million dollars. I'm Tammy Trihio.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Tammy.
Speaker 5: Thanks Tammy.
Speaker 1: I'd take that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, take some of that. You take some of that.
Speaker 1: Make for a good fourth of July, would it not?
Speaker 2: It'd be the best. Yeah, that'd be the best, the best.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd like that.
Speaker 2: All right. So I know we asked this question about
Speaker 2: once a year, but let me just ask it again
Speaker 2: just to recap because I don't remember what your answer was.
Speaker 2: Let's say you won that tonight, tonight, when do you
Speaker 2: quit here? A good question? Thanks? Wow?
Speaker 6: I Well, while you think about it, I know we've
Speaker 6: talked about this a little bit. I know when Corey
Speaker 6: is going to go on you want to wait for
Speaker 6: his answer.
Speaker 2: You want, sure, go ahead, No, you can say it.
Speaker 2: It'd be at least a year. Yep. Yeah, John Bones
Speaker 2: was correct. Yeah. The way to do it is you
Speaker 2: claim it anonymously, right, and then you have to keep
Speaker 2: everything status quote for as long as possible, and then like,
Speaker 2: I would probably stage some epic fight with you guys
Speaker 2: in about a year, and I'd be like, I'm out
Speaker 2: of here. I quit, and then they'd be like, man,
Speaker 2: he really stormed out of here. I wonder what he's
Speaker 2: gonna do with for the rest of his life, and
Speaker 2: you would never see or for me again. I would
Speaker 2: be said, I'd miss you. I miss you for a
Speaker 2: little bit, but I'm gonna say things in that fight
Speaker 2: that I can't take back, and you're gonna be like,
Speaker 2: screw that guy. I'm glad he quit, and I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be on an island somewhere going like, man, that was
Speaker 2: a rough ending, but uh, it's the only way I
Speaker 2: can stay anonymous. That'd be tad to happen.
Speaker 1: You say the wrong thing to the wrong guy on
Speaker 1: the show, and you'll like he died with a lot
Speaker 1: of money. I guess, well, Psycha should have seen it.
Speaker 2: Coming say, hey, Corsey, this is some terrible things. Look,
Speaker 2: who knew Gorg could get that mess? I will never
Speaker 2: rip Gorg ever, ever, ever, ever, the best the goat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I agreed to be ps.
Speaker 2: And what's your answer?
Speaker 5: Probably the same?
Speaker 2: Yeah, might be the same.
Speaker 6: I mean I would keep everything. I would keep it
Speaker 6: under wraps. I mean, now, don't keep me wrong. So
Speaker 6: when we would go on vacation, they would be flying
Speaker 6: private for sure. I mean we wouldn't post about it,
Speaker 6: we wouldn't talk about it.
Speaker 2: Right, there would be social media rules, right, it would
Speaker 2: be here's what we can't tell anybody. Right.
Speaker 6: So for the better part of a year, everything status
Speaker 6: quo ye. And then after that I'd be like, I'm
Speaker 6: just gonna guys, I'm just gonna step away, focused on family,
Speaker 6: and then just disappear into the cornstalks.
Speaker 2: Would you go to turns and tacos? Sure? Many times? Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think I would wait a year to start
Speaker 2: the financial torture. Like, for example, again, twenty plus years ago,
Speaker 2: one of my buddies said if he ever won the lottery,
Speaker 2: he would basically hire a mariachi band to follow me
Speaker 2: around twenty four to seven for a full year. I
Speaker 2: think that I would start almost immediately, but just never
Speaker 2: obviously claim, you know, like I would just have sauce
Speaker 2: going through a lot of weird things and never say
Speaker 2: that I was responsible.
Speaker 4: Here's what I would do, Okay, go on, I on
Speaker 4: the last day I was going to be here, I'd
Speaker 4: show up with like six envelopes and I would hand
Speaker 4: one to Hawk, I'd hand one to Max, O, I'd
Speaker 4: had one to Zach, I'd had one to liber and
Speaker 4: I would hand one to Corlis O take that one. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and they would all be for the same amount, And
Speaker 4: that would be I'm not going to say.
Speaker 2: I'll gift card to Manny's.
Speaker 4: Well, I would just give you Parish's American Express number
Speaker 4: because he pays for Manny.
Speaker 2: So just to clarify, let's say it's two or three
Speaker 2: million apiece. Let's say you give us each two million. Yeah, right, me, Ben, Hawk, Max,
Speaker 2: and Zach. Right. So what you said, Yeah, so you're
Speaker 2: giving no money to cres Marnie. Oh no, Parish bus No.
Speaker 2: I assume you're leaving money in your will to Marnie,
Speaker 2: so I don't have to leave her.
Speaker 1: That's a complaint.
Speaker 2: I will leave money. That's about it. Yeah, yeah, I'd
Speaker 2: probably what about Tommy? Probably Tommy.
Speaker 4: So I'm the end of this and then I would
Speaker 4: never show up again. As I walked out, I'd open
Speaker 4: your envelope, you guys that open him, You'd look up
Speaker 4: at me. How I could start crying and I'd leave
Speaker 4: and you'd probably see me again, because I have a
Speaker 4: massive ego.
Speaker 2: We need to get ahold of that. I'd come back
Speaker 2: the next day. We need to get ahold of that.
Speaker 6: Your buddy's stripper friend and ask her advice on you
Speaker 6: know how.
Speaker 2: Buddy you know him? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Really? Yeah, Pat Kelly.
Speaker 6: A stripper from twenty years ago that he still talks
Speaker 6: to Elizabeth.
Speaker 2: Elizabeth. It's not oh h know makes sense? Yeah, I know?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, where was that going with this?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: We could ask stripper guy, well, what is what?
Speaker 6: It would be the best way because you you would
Speaker 6: have all you'd be fleshed with cash, flushed with network funds.
Speaker 5: Network funds.
Speaker 6: But you know, Uncle Sam gets half the cut, so
Speaker 6: you have you have half of you have half basically.
Speaker 5: Of what you win.
Speaker 2: How do we not get tax?
Speaker 4: That's a good I think, give it just some cash,
Speaker 4: I know, but even if check everybody else.
Speaker 6: But even if you gave us a duffel bag full
Speaker 6: of two million dollars, you can't spend it. Yeah, and
Speaker 6: let's say that you go to pay off your mortgage
Speaker 6: or something. Wouldn't the I R S be like, Hey,
Speaker 6: would you get that money to pay off the mortgage?
Speaker 2: Yeah? The hot run at the casino?
Speaker 6: Yeah, but then you claim that though over the last time, like,
Speaker 6: how do you get how do you avoid getting double
Speaker 6: taxed on that?
Speaker 2: That's a good question because if you like, ask their
Speaker 2: tax guy, I mean they're going to jail events. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll ask the stripper.
Speaker 4: But anyway, Yeah, but I would give you guys some money.
Speaker 1: Give me, give me two million dollars, like, give me
Speaker 1: two million point six or something like that.
Speaker 4: I would definite just get you a slot, a free
Speaker 4: slot play card.
Speaker 1: You don't do that because you might as well not
Speaker 1: give me anything, just give me a bigger problem. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but no, you know, I appreciate it. I think I would.
Speaker 1: I would keep working here, but you guys would know
Speaker 1: I won the lottery even fight and saything, because I
Speaker 1: just wouldn't care about anything.
Speaker 2: Hey, can I ask speaking of that? Can I ask
Speaker 2: an honest question? This is not sarcastic. I'm being serious.
Speaker 2: Let's say you won the lottery and wanted to be anonymous, right,
Speaker 2: could you request that the video because whatever gas station
Speaker 2: you bought it at or wherever you bought it has
Speaker 2: some kind of video surveillance, and because they verify that
Speaker 2: it was the right person in bubb blah, could you
Speaker 2: be like, I need that video destroyed though, because I
Speaker 2: would not trust that the people.
Speaker 1: That are.
Speaker 2: In like I don't know that are capable of watching
Speaker 2: that video or having that video would not track me
Speaker 2: down and kill me. You know what I'm saying, Can
Speaker 2: we get rid of that tape? To how do we
Speaker 2: get rid of that tape?
Speaker 4: Everybody that works at holidays friendly though, so they would
Speaker 4: be nice, But I'm saying you could.
Speaker 2: It's there's a million different places to get to get
Speaker 2: a lottery tickets. It's not always gas stations.
Speaker 1: If I won that lottery, I would replace every iHeartMedia
Speaker 1: Music festival promo in the system with this.
Speaker 2: So you can't play that.
Speaker 1: I'll do you. This would be great betif I could
Speaker 1: you actually get this audio? I can't. It won't work.
Speaker 2: We get it sounded against his leg.
Speaker 1: I've replaced every iHeart Radio Festival promo in the system
Speaker 1: with just the sound of his winger, didn't you guys?
Speaker 2: That's how you guys that It was kind and loner,
Speaker 2: did not care for it, think it was funny, and
Speaker 2: basically was like, you better get out of here, and
Speaker 2: then two seconds I'm going to strangle He was not
Speaker 2: a fan.
Speaker 4: Who was the guy you make put his bare feet
Speaker 4: up in front of Roses?
Speaker 1: You just hear that wasn't it?
Speaker 2: Wasn't it one of like stars, like high school like
Speaker 2: workout kids or something like that.
Speaker 1: It was like a yeah, this kid, Yeah, it was something.
Speaker 2: I think Star was training somebody. And Star's like, hey,
Speaker 2: when Rosie comes in here, take your shoes off and
Speaker 2: put your feet up on the table. Rosie's gonna hate it.
Speaker 2: And of course he did. And the second Rosie came in,
Speaker 2: He's like, get your feet off the table. And Star
Speaker 2: just thought it was and of course right, and the
Speaker 2: kid was kind of scared. He's like, Jesus, the guy
Speaker 2: did kind of snap at me, and Star just thought
Speaker 2: it was the funniest thing ever heard it because it
Speaker 2: took point about it. It took point three seconds from
Speaker 2: me get your feet off the table he's the best.
Speaker 1: Mega heat dome is toasting the eastern US this weekend,
Speaker 1: last week and well into the fourth of July. Weekend.
Speaker 1: It's going to continue. Forecasters say two small heat domes
Speaker 1: will collide, making for one large heat dome Monday, including Minneapolis,
Speaker 1: Saint Louis, Chicago, as far south as Little Rock, Arkansas.
Speaker 1: I will be in the upper nineties. It's gonna intensify
Speaker 1: throughout the week. Hit triple digits in New York City
Speaker 1: and Washington, d C. This weekend. It's gonna be tough.
Speaker 1: Fourth in July.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be hot. We'll take care of your puppies. Yeah, yep, ladies, your.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: I gotta start brainstorming what I'm gonna do to you
Speaker 2: with all that money. I wouldn't do anything mean, like
Speaker 2: specially or what. No. I just just I'm gonna gaslight
Speaker 2: the thought of them until I quit. You know, he's
Speaker 2: gonna be like the weirdest thing happened to me for
Speaker 2: the fifty seventh straight day. What is going on?
Speaker 1: Can I make a suggestion? Pay somebody to dress up
Speaker 1: as a wizard and stand outside his window?
Speaker 2: Better freak me out? Wait? What kind oh brilliant every time.
Speaker 2: Every single time you're driving down on both sides of you,
Speaker 2: you're gonna be flying to by two Babba dudes and
Speaker 2: you're gonna show up and you're gonna go guys, I
Speaker 2: swear to God. Yeah, the Babba Duke must be carpooling.
Speaker 2: I see him every day. We're gonna go, are you dumb?
Speaker 2: And we're gonna rip you every day. Yeah, and we're
Speaker 2: gonna you're gonna take videos and we're gonna be like, look,
Speaker 2: I told you we'd be like that's ai. We're not following,
Speaker 2: but we're gonna gaslight you until you absolutely lose your mind. Oh,
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna pay those guys to sit in the
Speaker 2: parking ramp and just stay dressed as the Babadoo twenty
Speaker 2: four to seven and just follow you home.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna write you a chechnic sauce for five million dollars,
Speaker 1: but you can only cash it if you legally change
Speaker 1: your name to mud Oh Mud Lambert, Yeah no, no,
Speaker 1: just mud, just mud mud Mud yep no, no, just
Speaker 1: mud Muddy done until my last breath. Every time I
Speaker 1: call you, you have to answer the phone by saying yeah.
Speaker 2: But if you won the lottery, you'd last about six months.
Speaker 2: Who's this, brother? Because it's Mud? Who is this this Mud? Mud? No,
Speaker 2: you got to say, who is this? My name is Mud.
Speaker 2: Here we go, Yeah, yeah, you died in six months.
Speaker 4: You have a lot of strippers calling you for money.
Speaker 2: Larry, I don't even think I have to pay that
Speaker 2: much to have somebody dress up as the Babba Duoe
Speaker 2: can follow you down three ninety four. I don't think
Speaker 2: you have to pay.
Speaker 1: Times are tough.
Speaker 6: I feel like you'd be like a billboard guy. You
Speaker 6: would purchase a billboard and do something. Just a troll
Speaker 6: sauce on his drive every single day. That's a great point,
Speaker 6: billboard idea.
Speaker 2: I love.
Speaker 1: Give me a favorite. Hire the wizard. I got a suggestion.
Speaker 1: Hire him the Baba Duke and instead of saying my
Speaker 1: name is Mud, have him every time he sees sauce,
Speaker 1: look out the window and go, my name is Mussus.
Speaker 2: Got a good point, muss If you, if you are
Speaker 2: capable of dressing up as the Babba Duo, give me
Speaker 2: a text and let's put this together. I don't even
Speaker 2: need to win a lottery, butter bugs, if you do
Speaker 2: it tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I was with him, all night Saturday. We had the best.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean that could be. That could be a
Speaker 6: term for what I'm feeling this whole week. Real mussy, Yeah,
Speaker 6: real mussy outside.
Speaker 2: How much do we have to start paying Musses to
Speaker 2: walk around saying my name is muss? Yeah, probably not much.
Speaker 2: Probably a good miller lights? Yeah, all right, sauce with
Speaker 2: sports after this? Bett Leber is here. It's the Power Trie.
Speaker 2: Won't you join the pan Hey, sauce, Yes, sir?
Speaker 1: Give me coupons?
Speaker 2: No, I do not. Hey, are you gonna Well? We
Speaker 2: can start sports and I'll ask you this question.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll start sports and you can ask me the question.
Speaker 2: Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. It's time for a van five
Speaker 2: on the Power Trip.
Speaker 1: Let's go sauce.
Speaker 4: Hey, hogs Daddy July second, which is Thursday. Sure you
Speaker 4: can get early access to the new college football game.
Speaker 2: Will you be buying it?
Speaker 1: Will? I'm excited?
Speaker 2: Oh crap, I totally forgot about the GTA pre sale?
Speaker 2: Did that go off fas planned last week? I think?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Let's look, wasn't it supposed to be about? Was
Speaker 2: it Thursday?
Speaker 1: It started?
Speaker 2: I didn't jump on that. Do you get anything for
Speaker 2: buying it ahead of time or earlier? Yeah, so what
Speaker 2: they said is you get to have you get to
Speaker 2: preload it a week in advance. Oh, you got to
Speaker 2: buy it, but you don't. But you don't get to
Speaker 2: play it a week in advance. You just essentially are
Speaker 2: you know, locked and loaded to the second it's available
Speaker 2: you can start playing it. Well that's kind of important.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so that you can have the Christmas gift a
Speaker 6: week before wrapped under the tree, but you can't touch it.
Speaker 2: But then on launch day you don't have to wait
Speaker 2: to download it. That's the whole is you can you
Speaker 2: can get the jumps out on the download.
Speaker 4: Well that all these other games like the New Maden,
Speaker 4: if you pre buy it, you can play it a
Speaker 4: week early. That's weird that they're not doing that, but whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so what is so it costs how much.
Speaker 2: Money to make?
Speaker 6: And then what have they already made so far in
Speaker 6: pre orders? Haven't they already made up all of the money.
Speaker 2: Eighty dollars for the base game, one hundred dollars for
Speaker 2: that second tier, and then I believe there's even tiers
Speaker 2: beyond that, But there are eighty or one hundred to
Speaker 2: get essentially GTA six and.
Speaker 5: Then probably in at purchases.
Speaker 8: Right, Yeah, I mean GTA five is still has a
Speaker 8: vibrant and like a huge community. So they're gonna make
Speaker 8: money off of this for a decade plus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, multi multi billions. This looks sweet. Okay, let's see here.
Speaker 4: The Twins took two or three from the worst team
Speaker 4: in baseball after beating the Rockies three two yesterday, Connor
Speaker 4: Prelip went six scattered six hits and work out ten.
Speaker 4: The Twins battle the Astros tonight at seven ten. Zebbie
Speaker 4: Matthews goes for your Twins and Peter Lambert goes for
Speaker 4: the Astros.
Speaker 1: Papa pitch and Papa, don't worry, I got home slice covered.
Speaker 2: Are you okay? Is that here? Pee sauces a do ray?
Speaker 2: I mean it's too bad Peter Lambert has never pitched
Speaker 2: for the Saint Paul Saints because you know how easy
Speaker 2: it would have been a call Derek and go like, look,
Speaker 2: we power trip needs to be a part of Peter
Speaker 2: Lambert night the Astros, right, like if even if it
Speaker 2: was like an Astros minor league guy, but he was
Speaker 2: playing the Saints. It's like how do we have a
Speaker 2: Pete Sauce night.
Speaker 4: And hawkld buy a Saints jersey that just said Papa,
Speaker 4: you have to everybody screampoppe. Yeah, people go into uh
Speaker 4: where Pete Sauce works and yells Papa at him.
Speaker 2: If any Twins fans in Houston are listening, please yell
Speaker 2: Pete Sauce or pop at Peter Lamberta just heckle him
Speaker 2: because he's not gonna understand why everybody's yelling pizzaws at him.
Speaker 1: What the.
Speaker 2: People keep yelling Papa at me brilliant at a home game? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's gonna make no sense. The Links beat the Wings
Speaker 2: eighty five seventy seven.
Speaker 4: Olivia Miles had twenty one year Links are fifteen and four.
Speaker 4: They battle the Liberty on Friday at six thirteen and again.
Speaker 2: More importantly, in that win, Geryl Reef ties the w
Speaker 2: NBA record for most regular season wins in league history
Speaker 2: with three seventy nine. I believe she Shody has the
Speaker 2: most postseason wins, but now she is three seventy nine
Speaker 2: in the regular season, so she can break that on Friday.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the winning is coaching in WNBA history, No
Speaker 2: big deal, unbelievable Bill Garn won GM of the Year
Speaker 2: in the NHL.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, yeah, that's audio for the Good Fun if
Speaker 1: you'd like to hear.
Speaker 2: Yeah cool.
Speaker 1: ARY's wife surprised him and this is he talks about that.
Speaker 3: We had an absolute blast. You know, my wife, Kara,
Speaker 3: I think she completely nailed it. And uh, she keeps
Speaker 3: a good secret, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: But I was, Yeah, I was.
Speaker 3: I was. I was blown away. I was completely surprised.
Speaker 3: You know, all the kids made it in which was
Speaker 3: really special, and you know, having my mom there too
Speaker 3: was Uh, it was incredible.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, they surprised him. He didn't know it. On
Speaker 1: Friday night they presented him with the award.
Speaker 5: I really wish he just would have been like my wife.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's funny, man. I love that guy. Yeah, great interview. Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 4: Michael Russo tweeted, there's about to be some big wild
Speaker 4: news on Friday night. Everybody's like, oh my god, that
Speaker 4: they trade for Dylan Larkin and then he so's Bill
Speaker 4: Garn GM of the Year and everybody's.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, come on.
Speaker 1: The Minnesota Aurora wrapped up a perfect USL League season. Man,
Speaker 1: how about that? They Yeah, it's over. They went twelve
Speaker 1: and zero. Now they move on to the playoffs. How
Speaker 1: about that second time in club history the team that
Speaker 1: I am a part owner in went undefeated in the
Speaker 1: regular season, I believe. I don't even know if they
Speaker 1: gave up a goal this year.
Speaker 6: Wow, I know, jeez, until we're you gonna surprise you
Speaker 6: one of these days with the owner of the year.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping they do. My schedule is clear.
Speaker 2: Okay, you have a lot to do.
Speaker 1: Aurora Will had to Pittsburgh. Guess the number one seed
Speaker 1: in the playoffs up next to Minnesota. Played the semi
Speaker 1: finals of Friday and July third high parking. So you go, yeah, congratulations,
Speaker 1: undefeated again. See, I have to like be a non
Speaker 1: present owner just to make your team good. So give
Speaker 1: me a couple of shares of the Vikings.
Speaker 2: Hey, you know how a Green Bay PACKBLIC shareholders think
Speaker 2: that they're the team, right? Sure? So I have a
Speaker 2: custodial account for my girls. Not the oldest one, she's
Speaker 2: old enough to have her own account. But the twelve
Speaker 2: year old has like a stock account now because I
Speaker 2: want to teach you how to do it. So she
Speaker 2: owns like two shares of Starbucks and she has already
Speaker 2: asked me, like, could I fire somebody. I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: we don't. We're not actual bosses. You can't just walk
Speaker 2: into Starbucks and go like you're out, e'ar out, I
Speaker 2: want free coffee. She's like, but I'm a part owner.
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, yeah, kind of.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you got to buy a few more stocks.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: If you have like just millions of more shares, then
Speaker 2: you can probably do whatever you want. But now when
Speaker 2: you have two, it's.
Speaker 1: Hard to to do a hostile takeover with two shares.
Speaker 2: Yes, you are correct. She doesn't watch succession.
Speaker 5: I think I know she gets it.
Speaker 2: She just strusts around the neighborhood telling everybody that she
Speaker 2: owns Starbucks. She gets it.
Speaker 4: NHL Free agency begins on Wednesday at eleven am. The
Speaker 4: new NBA league year starts a week from today, when
Speaker 4: all those trades will be official, like the Lamello ball trade.
Speaker 2: Let's go go Max.
Speaker 4: So what about the bit that the Warriors are going
Speaker 4: to try and add Lebron and Anthony Davis.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I don't know about that.
Speaker 8: I mean I applaud the Warriors for always trying to
Speaker 8: give Steph a good go because you don't even even
Speaker 8: though he's up there in age, he's still Steph Curry,
Speaker 8: still the greatest shooter in NBA history. And the Lakers
Speaker 8: situation with Lebron is really dicey right now. So I
Speaker 8: would not be surprised that would be a place that
Speaker 8: I could I could see him going. I know people
Speaker 8: we've we've all dreamed about him possibly coming here, but
Speaker 8: that ain't that ain't happening.
Speaker 2: There's a niche, niche pop culture reference, but that would
Speaker 2: be like the Spurs are Stranger Things and the Golden
Speaker 2: State Warriors would be the Burrows. Hmmm, yeah, you know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that's gonna miss. That misses for a
Speaker 5: lot of people.
Speaker 6: That's kind of a but you get it. That's kind
Speaker 6: of foul tip. I mean, it's not quite a strikeout.
Speaker 2: That's that is way too old of a roster to
Speaker 2: compete with teams like okay see and San Antonio. That's
Speaker 2: not gonna work. It'll be fun on two k though, yeah,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, And.
Speaker 4: You know Lebron plays like twenty minute he doesn't, you know,
Speaker 4: he doesn't play like he used to, right, Yeah, for
Speaker 4: them many.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't invest anything in Anthony Davis at this point
Speaker 2: in his career, you play more.
Speaker 5: I mean, would you really invested anything in either one
Speaker 5: of them?
Speaker 2: Not really?
Speaker 8: Well, Lebron James is still really good if he's not
Speaker 8: the number one person or even even too maybe even right,
Speaker 8: yeahcause even on the Lakers he.
Speaker 2: Was kind of the third already. He was during the
Speaker 2: regular season, and.
Speaker 8: We saw I mean it's the Houston Rockets, but they
Speaker 8: were what the fourth seed, and Lebron James essentially beat
Speaker 8: him by himself was what the Lakers out there. He
Speaker 8: won a playoff series just by himself at age forty one,
Speaker 8: so he can He's still a viable threat.
Speaker 2: He's just not going to be the number one guy
Speaker 2: and carry your team the least amount of minutes and career.
Speaker 2: So the new hot NBA rumors that Kawhi Leonard wants
Speaker 2: to go to his two former teams. He's only willing
Speaker 2: to go to the Spurs. I wonder why and the Raptors,
Speaker 2: and I guess the Clippers and Raptors are seriously having
Speaker 2: trade talks. He might go back to Toronto. Yep, I
Speaker 2: think that's something that will probably happen.
Speaker 5: To Toronto seems like a super cool city.
Speaker 2: I've never been.
Speaker 5: I've never been ei there.
Speaker 2: It's dope.
Speaker 5: I want to go there in Montreal, Montreal probably first.
Speaker 2: Why do you like Montreal?
Speaker 1: Hawk, I'm expecting a call from a prison.
Speaker 6: There's a number of your number has been floated around
Speaker 6: there for years and years and years.
Speaker 2: Brilliant. We'll see how highly Enard and the US old
Speaker 2: battle Bosnia and the World Cup this Wednesday at seven,
Speaker 2: the loser goes home. Dicey, this'll be fun, now, Saus,
Speaker 2: will you watch more than a minute and a half
Speaker 2: of that game? Probably? Yeah, I'll watch some of it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll put it on you for you.
Speaker 1: You have to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to pinch your face. Yeah, be happy
Speaker 2: you don't have one assistant rush. Do you want the
Speaker 2: USA to win the World Cup? Uh? Sure? Is there
Speaker 2: somebody who would like to win more than the US?
Speaker 4: I mean no, I don't want anybody to win more
Speaker 4: than the US. But in the World Cup maybe in
Speaker 4: Bape's team. He's fundable and that is friends.
Speaker 2: Look at you, you're all over this. Thanks Daddy, You're welcome.
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Speaker 5: All I was gonna say is like, is there any
Speaker 5: is there any Vikings?
Speaker 2: Does?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't do so, there's not sauce. Do you
Speaker 2: have anything?
Speaker 1: Bless you?
Speaker 2: Uh, we're under a month of training camp. That's not it.
Speaker 2: That'll do it.
Speaker 1: Though.
Speaker 2: You are going to see former Vikings tight end Kyle
Speaker 2: Rudolph today though, right, I am.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Any other Vikings slated to be there that you know of? Uh,
Speaker 2: Brian O'Neill is normally there. Oh no, me. No, I'm okay.
Speaker 2: I just got the sneeze attack all the sime. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's probably about it. Hang you golf in the day.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It starts at ten, so seven pm
Speaker 2: probably all plate tol.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe ten ten pm.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Can you imagine the pools of sweat in every
Speaker 2: single crevice you have by the time you're done it.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of crevices.
Speaker 5: Dude, it's gonna be so hot.
Speaker 2: This is about that.
Speaker 6: But this is one of those days on the golf
Speaker 6: course that I see I wouldn't even want I'd had
Speaker 6: like maybe one icy cocktail, but that's about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's hard to drink on these Yeah, super humid day.
Speaker 2: What's your hydration plan? Well, this is full of water.
Speaker 2: I'll drink this one cup of water of course, for gatorade,
Speaker 2: I don't know, whatever they have. I'll be hydrated. Yeah.
Speaker 5: We don't want you to fall out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be fine. Of your bra yeah, how many
Speaker 2: how many holes will you go shirtless?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: All of them? Yeah? You're going tarps off? Yeahs off? Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: They're raising money for a good cos Why can't you
Speaker 2: help out? Yeah? Man, it'll be great. Tarps off for
Speaker 2: the kids. Yeah, that's take your breast soup. If you
Speaker 2: if you get a hole in one, will you go
Speaker 2: tarps off the rest of the way? If I if
Speaker 2: you get a hole in one, will you go tarps
Speaker 2: off the rest of the way. Yeah, hopefully it's not
Speaker 2: a hole I can win like a sweet car and
Speaker 2: a horror.
Speaker 5: Dragle hole in one.
Speaker 1: Don't buy a horror sweet car three times. And then.
Speaker 2: One of these turnaments right where they have those insured
Speaker 2: holes where if you put a hole in one and
Speaker 2: you win something gigantic. Yeah, really yeah? Yeah. What's the
Speaker 2: closest you've ever come at a charity event to winning something?
Speaker 4: Oh, by the time we get to that hole, I
Speaker 4: don't even hit the ball anymore. I just stand there.
Speaker 4: Do free shows. You don't take a free shot at
Speaker 4: a car.
Speaker 2: I mean sometimes, but I mean not close.
Speaker 4: I don't think anybody's ever won it, but I think
Speaker 4: they in some I think you can take the cash option.
Speaker 4: I think so because you're going to get tax on
Speaker 4: it either way, and I think some of that you
Speaker 4: said it's like a year lease on it, which is
Speaker 4: still sweet.
Speaker 1: But yeah, man, take it whatever, Yeah, you do it,
Speaker 1: go for it, brother and.
Speaker 4: You got a hole listen to the Hokster. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: I don't think it counts as a hole in one? Like, uh,
Speaker 4: I don't think you can say what you can say
Speaker 4: you got a hole in one? Why would that not
Speaker 4: count because it's a charity thing. It's a par three?
Speaker 4: Is it a par three?
Speaker 2: Yes? Is it a standard hole?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Did you hit it off the tee in one shot
Speaker 2: and have it go in the hole?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: How is that not a hole?
Speaker 1: And I don't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 6: Are you saying like the official like Naga Golf.
Speaker 5: Association or something like that won't recognize it? What are
Speaker 5: you talking?
Speaker 2: I think that's correct. Okay, who cares? If somebody says,
Speaker 2: how many hole and ones do you have in your life? Well?
Speaker 2: I had six, but they were all in charity event,
Speaker 2: so really zero. No, I think that's correct. Together. Don't
Speaker 2: blame me, man. You have a lot of rules over there.
Speaker 2: Can't wear denim shorts on a golf course. You can
Speaker 2: wear whatever you want. Who cares? Be yourself clearly, you
Speaker 2: can wear whatever you want. If it's just a nice
Speaker 2: it's a magic guy photo, there's a schooner in there.
Speaker 2: It's easies.
Speaker 1: We'll give it.
Speaker 2: Never mind, it's a sailboat. Hey, uh, sweetheart, get the
Speaker 2: miss Yeah, I do malrats, terrible film.
Speaker 1: I do not come on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you said so many stupid things this segment.
Speaker 5: Can you have another sneezing attack?
Speaker 2: Please wipe your tongue instead of wiping your nose next time?
Speaker 1: That yours?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 1: Hey, if tops off? Is your your your shirts off?
Speaker 1: What is your pants off?
Speaker 2: Slacks off?
Speaker 1: Ye?
Speaker 2: Do it?
Speaker 1: Slacks often?
Speaker 2: Slacks off? You slacks off a lot?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 1: Well I did on the way here. Reminds me have
Speaker 1: a Tommy story.
Speaker 4: No, he just texted me. It's gonna be hot, but
Speaker 4: it's gonna be an elite dude switch today.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very true. That's very true. Oh, Chris, I do
Speaker 2: have an answer to our question earlier about Tommy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: remember because I I texted him after the House of
Speaker 2: the Dragon last night saying you don't bleep with the queen.
Speaker 2: He never responded him. He texted me this morning. I
Speaker 2: passed out last night. We're saving it for tonight. I'm
Speaker 2: amped now, So I'm glad I didn't send him a spoiler.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, that's good advice in general, to
Speaker 2: not mess with any queen in any show, but definitely
Speaker 2: last night. You don't mess with the queen. But I'm
Speaker 2: glad I didn't spoil it for Tommy didn't even watch it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's his jam House of the Dragon.
Speaker 1: Ye, I don't know, sums up and Abbot, he should have.
Speaker 2: Just texted Abbot. Abbott loves this Christie TV. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 2: Abbot is busy though, because he pre ordered GTA six. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Gt is six. Yeah, yeah, he can't wait for us
Speaker 2: to talk about that. He's still playing sand Andreas. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: oh he has a PlayStation two.
Speaker 1: It was playing uh that where you get diarrhea all
Speaker 1: the time on the Oregon Trail Ystery.
Speaker 2: I'm intrigued now, I feel like, yeah you should. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: GTA five was unbelievable, and that was thirteen years ago.
Speaker 6: Yeah, thirteen years I don't want to have to police
Speaker 6: my kids playing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a problem because you know, the other way,
Speaker 2: you're going to see things and hear things that you know.
Speaker 2: What's well's twelve right, yes, yeah, Well shouldn't see most
Speaker 2: of this game. It's fine. What's in the prime age
Speaker 2: for GTA six?
Speaker 5: Now, what's in the prime age?
Speaker 2: Yeah? But you wouldn't let would you let Harper play?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not? Yeah, I probably hear worse. Did he go
Speaker 2: to middle school?
Speaker 5: Now, yeah, he'll be a seventh grader?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he hears worse over.
Speaker 5: No, it's not about the what he hears, it's about
Speaker 5: what he can do.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, you know, if if you're if you're
Speaker 6: Chevelle's rocking in the last GTA yep, I mean, I
Speaker 6: can't imagine how graphics going to be for this one.
Speaker 2: If you're lovely wife Abby is listening and she's like,
Speaker 2: isn't that the game that Corey says he stabs prostitutes
Speaker 2: with screwdrivers to get his money back. Your answer would
Speaker 2: have to be, yeah, the same game. Well then, yeah,
Speaker 2: wells has been playing it correct because he's going to
Speaker 2: be stabbing prostitute.
Speaker 5: Daddy wants to play it.
Speaker 2: Daddy wants to stab Yeah, Zach's new ring tone.
Speaker 1: That's right, daddy, we can play some college football.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Did you just order it? Yeah? Do you remember
Speaker 2: the mission in GTA five where you you're Trevor, You're
Speaker 2: out in the middle of the bilities and you basically
Speaker 2: was it mushrooms? You basically get absolutely obliterated high and
Speaker 2: then you thought aliens were invaded and you basically had
Speaker 2: to just get into this crazy tripped out alien war
Speaker 2: because you're so stoned. Yeah that was super fun. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Just graphically it looked like you're stones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they made it very clear that you were hallucinating.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you could just straight up good Stone with Franklin. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 8: you just like hit the ball. It was the best.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that came so good, pretty good. Really sucks that
Speaker 2: Trevor's not back for GTA six. Yeah he whales, he
Speaker 2: sure does. Yeah. Anyway, Ben, you would love it, although
Speaker 2: it would waste hundreds of hours of your life. That
Speaker 2: seem like the kind of thing you're into.
Speaker 6: No, not during the football season, right, If they released
Speaker 6: this thing in February, done, Yeah, I'd think the Vikings.
Speaker 2: I think the Vikings would prefer, for Kyler's sake, that
Speaker 2: it was released in February as well. Exactly. How dare you?
Speaker 6: That will be an interesting thing to watch though, just
Speaker 6: across across the all sports leagues because the NBA starts
Speaker 6: at that time, right mid.
Speaker 2: November, yeah, end of October.
Speaker 6: End of October, mid November, So, like, how does the
Speaker 6: performances for a lot of people. How does it change
Speaker 6: from pre GTA release versus post.
Speaker 2: It's not a bad question, and I'm I don't think
Speaker 2: this is hyperbole to say. I think it's going to
Speaker 2: be in the forefront of culture for at least a
Speaker 2: month or two. Like I think you're going to see
Speaker 2: it everywhere, You're gonna hear it everywhere. I think social
Speaker 2: media is going to be overtaken by opinions and clips
Speaker 2: and it's just going to be GTA six for the
Speaker 2: foreseeable future. And I don't think people that don't play
Speaker 2: it don't understand how much this game is going to
Speaker 2: take over this country.
Speaker 8: It's already a lot of us the most I would
Speaker 8: say the most anticipated video game of all time.
Speaker 2: I agree, and all the time.
Speaker 8: Think about when GT five came out, there wasn't as
Speaker 8: big of streaming culture right now, and so now we're
Speaker 8: going to see clips of.
Speaker 2: It a very good Yeah, it's gonna be big, well,
Speaker 2: big big. I don't remember the last video game I
Speaker 2: was like completely immersed with. I got hooked on Rocket
Speaker 2: League for a couple of years, but maybe Breath of
Speaker 2: the Wild probably, but he couldn't get out of the
Speaker 2: one of the main building.
Speaker 1: Still I don't even think about it gets me so aggravated.
Speaker 2: Red Dead two is before Breath of the Wild? Correct,
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to do the timeline, right, is that right?
Speaker 2: So on brand that you would know the name of
Speaker 2: bleachers at Loveday the idea of it, right, which one
Speaker 2: was first? Red Dead two or Breath of the Wild?
Speaker 2: I think Breadth of the Wild was first? Yeah, double check. No,
Speaker 2: I don't remember, Hey hawk as Corey's seventeen. Here's some
Speaker 2: football news for you. Give me thirty eight days, eleven hours,
Speaker 2: three minutes and fifty seconds away.
Speaker 1: It is the Hall of Fame game. Yes, hey Ben, Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you remember like when you would report to camp,
Speaker 1: like what day? Like what what a id win?
Speaker 5: I feel like it's I feel like.
Speaker 6: Right at the same time. I mean I would say
Speaker 6: like end of end of end of July early about that.
Speaker 1: That's changed July twenty sixth, veterans July twenty eighth, some
Speaker 1: teams like the Patriots the twenty first of July.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, god, that's a bubble. Go, Yeah, it's happening.
Speaker 2: That just got real. It's happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's real. Greasy joint practice versus the Ravens August
Speaker 1: nineteenth and twenty.
Speaker 2: Dude, that's going to be awesome.
Speaker 1: I know, I know right down here at TCO, and
Speaker 1: that is going to be really.
Speaker 5: Really fun to watch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you find what you're looking for?
Speaker 2: A corn broth of the whild twenty seventeen, Red Dead
Speaker 2: Redemption two twenty and eighteen.
Speaker 1: Man, So it's one of the proudest moments in my
Speaker 1: life when I finished that damn game.
Speaker 2: Those are both absolute tens. Oh yeah, ten out of ten,
Speaker 2: both of them. And when you got almost no notes.
Speaker 2: Remember when you got down the hill hot after punching
Speaker 2: your horse over.
Speaker 1: I punched it so many times I did.
Speaker 2: I punched it you woul mango one.
Speaker 1: I couldn't remember what Button did to get off the
Speaker 1: horse or to get on the horse, So every time
Speaker 1: I tried to get on, I punched him in the face.
Speaker 2: You didn't react. We would live, We would stand it there.
Speaker 1: I don't blame him, I didn't mean to. I'd be like, sorry, Gerald,
Speaker 1: get back here. I don't know.
Speaker 4: If we were playing GT five on the chat and
Speaker 4: somebody told it to try Button.
Speaker 2: Jump out of the helicopter was so good, it would
Speaker 2: it have been if rock Star was so ahead of
Speaker 2: the curve, because they obviously are attention to detail driven.
Speaker 2: If anybody punches the horse like three consecutive attempts, if
Speaker 2: they just have somebody like Arthur Morgan just walk onto
Speaker 2: the stream and go.
Speaker 5: I don't think this game.
Speaker 2: Basically talks you into Quinn. Yeah, you might want to
Speaker 2: return this game to game stop, little buddy. What's the
Speaker 2: first time you did hawk after you got down the mountain?
Speaker 1: Time? Baby, you gotta go get a ReBs. Listen, this
Speaker 1: situation just follows. I had such a hard time fighting
Speaker 1: off those damn wolves.
Speaker 2: That's why you got done getting a Robin tug and
Speaker 2: you had to fight wolves. That's the first thing in
Speaker 2: the game I know.
Speaker 1: And it was the hardest, just the hardest. Just let
Speaker 1: me head to Valentine, dog, That was great.
Speaker 2: Another great example Ben for for your little one. Right. So,
Speaker 2: so what did Chris do in Redd Redemption to Well,
Speaker 2: he basically found the first whorehouse in Valentine and then
Speaker 2: got the laziest h JS you've ever seen heavily implied
Speaker 2: because I don't technically show it, but you can tell,
Speaker 2: and punched horses and he went to a Warhouse. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean just it's just video games have come a
Speaker 2: long way, baby, I don't care. Just way up there,
Speaker 2: way up there, that was Vikings news. That was Vikings
Speaker 2: news to Kyler. He loved it.
Speaker 5: He preloaded that thing for sure.
Speaker 4: If if JJ wins the battle, what's he gotta do,
Speaker 4: He'll just play that.
Speaker 2: Sure. Yeah, we're gonna get shots of Kyler playing on
Speaker 2: that Xbox what is it, the Microsoft surface. Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: gonna be playing GTA six on the sidelines when JJS
Speaker 2: slinging in mid November.
Speaker 6: Dude, I'd love I'd love to see behind the scenes
Speaker 6: of the restraint from Kyler of trying not to download
Speaker 6: that game, just sweating bullets as if he's just coming
Speaker 6: off a real bad trip.
Speaker 2: Netflix Quarterback Season four. It's just Kyler's streaming GTA six
Speaker 2: and punching horses. Punching horses. Ye in real life too,
Speaker 2: because he lost his job at JJ.
Speaker 1: McCarthy told the wolves, you can eat Gerald if you'll
Speaker 1: just let me walk down the hill to get an.
Speaker 2: HJ quick voice Tugs, those wolves would listen. All you
Speaker 2: wanted to do was sugy HG. What if? What if?
Speaker 2: Rock Star claims they have zero glitches in Red Dead
Speaker 2: Redemption two. The only one that they didn't plan for
Speaker 2: was that one guy that punched a horse went straight
Speaker 2: and own time and spend the next thirty hours doing
Speaker 2: the same thing over and over again, and the system
Speaker 2: did not plan for that, so he just glitched out
Speaker 2: and crashed appiers.
Speaker 1: This guy keeps Robin Banks just to go back.
Speaker 2: Can't imagine how many hours you spent in that bathtub,
Speaker 2: all of it and whenever the lady would ask do
Speaker 2: you want to like a extra bath? Yes?
Speaker 9: Ye, sir, Please leave her alone. She already looks like
Speaker 9: hopeye you have punch I and for her. The X
Speaker 9: button on his controller was worn out because he would
Speaker 9: hit it so much.
Speaker 2: Chris spent five hundred hours playing Red Dead Redemption two
Speaker 2: and the progress meter says one percent complete. He did
Speaker 2: zero missions, zero side quests, and every time left Valentine.
Speaker 4: Every time he would play and the lady would reach
Speaker 4: in the tub, he'd stand up.
Speaker 2: The front.
Speaker 1: She definitely was chubby.
Speaker 2: One complete. Yes, well satisfied.
Speaker 1: I got a call from the rock Star game send
Speaker 1: you gotta feed your character?
Speaker 5: What was the actor of the machine?
Speaker 2: What was that the machinist was Christian.
Speaker 1: And get out, Love and Eat.
Speaker 2: Chris playing on zombie mode. No, this character just hasn't eated.
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