Speaker 1: On the Dave Ryan in the Morning Show on Katie
Speaker 1: w B.
Speaker 2: I'm unloading the dishwasher on Saturday, and I was trying
Speaker 2: to carry too many coffee mugs over to the coffee
Speaker 2: mug cabinet and colunk klank crack. Susan's favorite mug falls
Speaker 2: from my pinky finger where I looped it around. The
Speaker 2: little handle fell from my pinky finger, and it is
Speaker 2: now laying in only two pieces, the handle and the cup.
Speaker 1: Not bad. What was that I dropped a mug? Which mug?
Speaker 2: She shouts from a recliner. It was it was one
Speaker 2: of yours? Which one as the one that said I
Speaker 2: love I Love my mom or something like that. I
Speaker 2: don't remember. That's my favorite mug. Of course you broke it, Alison,
Speaker 2: got me that mug. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Well, what gods son of a deep.
Speaker 2: Be more careful, you stupid make phil philth flarm and
Speaker 2: filth filth farm. Well, I didn't mean to you drop things.
Speaker 2: Tell you know, I don't drop anything important.
Speaker 3: Why would you turn it around on her and be like,
Speaker 3: well you do it too. Just say I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: That's a defense mechanism. Yeah, well I was sorry. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. I'd be more careful.
Speaker 2: How many mugs have been gay? Even at that? And
Speaker 2: flarm philth Flarm filth flarm And I'm exaggerated. She didn't
Speaker 2: blow up that bad. She's a pretty kind, even tempered person.
Speaker 2: But I and I'm like, no problem. This is why
Speaker 2: we got super glue. I get in the junk drawer,
Speaker 2: because where do you keep her super glue in.
Speaker 1: The junk drawer? Get it out.
Speaker 2: Then I got super glue all over the counter because
Speaker 2: I took well, you you poked the super glue, a
Speaker 2: brand new one with the pointy end of the super glue,
Speaker 2: and it's packed under extreme pressure under there.
Speaker 1: So I poke it.
Speaker 2: It comes out like it's coming out really fast. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And it's all over the can and now it's on
Speaker 2: the counter, she says from over my shoulder. I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: I can wipe that up. She's like, you can't wipe
Speaker 2: that up. I'm like, wow, So I fixed it. I
Speaker 2: got it fine. And I actually put a picture of it.
Speaker 2: If you want to see this gorgeous, priceless mug oh
Speaker 2: Instagram story Dave Ryan KTWB.
Speaker 3: Well, now I want to see what it looks like.
Speaker 2: The reason I ask you this is because I want
Speaker 2: to ask you. Have you ever broken or did your
Speaker 2: partner ever break something? I'll give you one more story, Susan, she,
Speaker 2: do you know what a humble figurine is? No, old
Speaker 2: people used to collect them back in the sixties. So
Speaker 2: my mom had a humble figurine. It's a little ceramic,
Speaker 2: valuable German thing of like a little boy with a
Speaker 2: pig or a girl with a goat or something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I didn't want it anymore. My mom had given
Speaker 2: it to me. I don't want it anymore. Sell it.
Speaker 2: Susan broke it while packing it, this shit to sip
Speaker 2: off to ship off to some yan eBay. And did
Speaker 2: I go after her?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I did not, because I knew I would lose that battle.
Speaker 2: So let me ask you a question. You never broke
Speaker 2: anything of Alysses? Or she broke something in yours.
Speaker 3: Last year or maybe earlier this year.
Speaker 4: I have a shot glass that I got from I
Speaker 4: have a bunch of shot glasses. One was from Jamaica
Speaker 4: when we went last summer, and then one was from
Speaker 4: Jimmy Fallon Bride at Universal in Orlando. Oh cool, and
Speaker 4: I love them. Both because they're like memory, they're souvenirs. Yeah, rah,
Speaker 4: she they fall in the drain like the disposal thing,
Speaker 4: and then she turns on the garbage and all I
Speaker 4: hear and then I don't hear anything because the garbage
Speaker 4: disposal breaks. Yeah, and she's like, call, I drop something
Speaker 4: down there?
Speaker 3: What is it? Of shot glasses?
Speaker 4: And we have regular shot glasses, so I'm assuming and
Speaker 4: hoping it's those.
Speaker 3: No, of course, it's my favorite ones, the souvenir ones.
Speaker 1: And I tried not to.
Speaker 4: I didn't blow up, but I tried to not be
Speaker 4: upset about it, like, oh, it's they're just shot glasses.
Speaker 3: I was so upset.
Speaker 2: Oh no, upset, Yeah, but you can't act too upset
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was more upset that the garbau's disposal was broken
Speaker 4: to it's like I don't have to put the maintenance.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Nothing, nothing that I've had really like sentimental. We're
Speaker 5: not necessarily sentimental people here at the Hess family. But
Speaker 5: I did have in high school one of my grandma's
Speaker 5: dresses that I was going to wear to like a
Speaker 5: swing dancing event, and I got stuck in it and
Speaker 5: it wouldn't zip up, and the zipper was It's like
Speaker 5: a vintage dress, so the zipper would go up, so
Speaker 5: my mom had to cut me out of it.
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 5: But thankfully, like I took it to a tailor right
Speaker 5: three years ago after it had been I just I
Speaker 5: held onto that dress because I thought it's such a
Speaker 5: cute dress and it belonged to my grandma.
Speaker 3: So I got the tailor to fix it for me
Speaker 3: and put in like a one of.
Speaker 5: Those stretchy zippers so that I can gain a bunch
Speaker 5: of weights.
Speaker 2: Well, that's a great idea, exactly, wear stretchy clothes. It's
Speaker 2: a really good idea. What did your partner break or
Speaker 2: drink or ruin? Here's a text message. My aunt spilled
Speaker 2: the drink on a board game at Christmas once and
Speaker 2: my uncle blurted out.
Speaker 1: You who were right in front of Grandma and everyone.
Speaker 3: Geez, some pent up emotions.
Speaker 2: Another text says at KDWB one that's our short code, Dave.
Speaker 2: At least you were in fan in the dishwasher. I
Speaker 2: broke my favorite mug the same way I made it
Speaker 2: a plant holder.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I've done.
Speaker 5: Where if I break a mug just in the same
Speaker 5: exact way I turn it into like a pencil holder,
Speaker 5: so it depends in there.
Speaker 1: It's just very special because Alison gave it to her.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 3: You know, is this a mug on your Instagram? This
Speaker 3: is after you fixed.
Speaker 1: It, after I fixed it. Yeah, you see what a
Speaker 1: good job I did?
Speaker 3: Look good because I was gonna flame, not flame you.
Speaker 4: But I just think I don't think gluing things back
Speaker 4: together makes it as perfect as it was, but this
Speaker 4: does look seamless.
Speaker 3: Actually need to borrow some super glue? Can I have some?
Speaker 3: You always have everything?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: You see as that? What did your partner break or
Speaker 2: what did somebody break? Or what did you break that?
Speaker 2: They were like, my god, this is the worst thing ever.
Speaker 2: Love to hear your story. Send me a text at
Speaker 2: KDWB one. On the Dave Ryan Show, watch the movie
Speaker 2: I watch. I loved it. It is from K pop
Speaker 2: demon Hunters Golden from hunterck sn KTIEWB. I was talking
Speaker 2: about how I accidentally broke Susan's favorite mug taking out
Speaker 2: of the dishwasher the other day.
Speaker 1: Crash, what'd you break my mug?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Which one your favorite one? I'm going to kill you?
Speaker 2: So I glued it together and it's turned out that
Speaker 2: it's fine and she's actually fine with it. So we
Speaker 2: were asking, what did you break that was very valuable
Speaker 2: or that somebody broke that happened to you. Here's one
Speaker 2: that is very touching. My dad had a very delicate
Speaker 2: elephant figurine from a trip to Africa by the window
Speaker 2: in the living room. He said, it's worth a lot
Speaker 2: of money, but more important than that, it just means
Speaker 2: so much to me. Don't kick your soccer ball in
Speaker 2: the house. Well you know what's coming. They kicked the
Speaker 2: soccer ball. It hit the one thing that he said
Speaker 2: not to break. I was devastated, felt awful. I later
Speaker 2: bought him an elephant to replace it, but it wasn't
Speaker 2: the same. It was fifteen years ago, and it still
Speaker 2: hurts my heart that I did this to them.
Speaker 1: Yep, that's sad.
Speaker 3: I feel bad.
Speaker 2: I had a ceramic This is a text message. I
Speaker 2: had a ceramic hanging lap my grandma's and my partner
Speaker 2: dropped it and broke it. My Grandma's been gone for
Speaker 2: thirty years and you look at it and you can
Speaker 2: kind of like the leg lamp in Christmas Story. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you've never seen Christmas story. The leg lamp, the classic leg.
Speaker 2: It looks like Dad treasures the leg lamp and the
Speaker 2: mom drops it and breaks it.
Speaker 3: Christmas Christmas story is the one where his tongue get
Speaker 3: stuck to the pole.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, that's a big part of it. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: exactly right.
Speaker 3: Says my husband is a big softball player.
Speaker 5: All they wear are pit vipers, which are those like
Speaker 5: fancy sunglasses.
Speaker 3: And she said she sat on his favorite pair. Oh no, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, buddy. We'll talk back to Yeah.
Speaker 6: So we just moved from out of state. And there
Speaker 6: was this little, kitchy little chair that the baby Yoda
Speaker 6: doll was sitting on, and my husband like baby Yoda.
Speaker 6: But I threw away the little chair thinking it looked
Speaker 6: like a garage sale find.
Speaker 3: But come to find out.
Speaker 6: After I threw it away, that little chair, Jeff, my
Speaker 6: husband's grandparents have pictures of them sitting on it, as
Speaker 6: well as his parents him as a baby boy, and
Speaker 6: his daughters. And was supposed to pass it down, but
Speaker 6: I threw it away.
Speaker 4: Damn. Oh, and you threw it away, now that I'd
Speaker 4: be mad about.
Speaker 3: You can break something, Oh, you can fix something that
Speaker 3: was broken. But that it's gone. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh man, there are actually quite a few of these.
Speaker 2: One of my favorites. My boyfriend at the time broke
Speaker 2: my freaking bong. I was so mad. I don't have
Speaker 2: a breakthings story, but I'm notorious for leaving chapstick in
Speaker 2: the clothes dryer. Always happens to my husband clothes. However,
Speaker 2: pro tip, put a drop of dawn dish soap on
Speaker 2: the stain. Washing good as new.
Speaker 3: Okay, this Texas.
Speaker 5: When my husband's grandma was moving into a nursing home,
Speaker 5: she gifted me a tea cup and saucer that had
Speaker 5: been given to her by her kindergarten teacher. Oh I
Speaker 5: brought it home and said it on the counter. A
Speaker 5: few minutes later, I opened the cupboard and a can
Speaker 5: of beans fell out of the cupboard and landed on
Speaker 5: the cup, shattering it to pieces. She had kept it
Speaker 5: for eighty years, and it lasted about three hours in
Speaker 5: my care.
Speaker 3: I never told her what now?
Speaker 1: What was the story from the kindergarten to.
Speaker 3: Her husband's grandma?
Speaker 5: Okay, was given a teacup and saucer by her kindergarten.
Speaker 1: Oh so, she had had it for.
Speaker 5: Eighty years and then gave it to her grandson. That
Speaker 5: was then within three hours a can of beans fell.
Speaker 1: Honest, you know what. It was God's will, God's will.
Speaker 3: We want to take ita beans. It was the kind
Speaker 3: of bacon.
Speaker 2: The good question, Fan Camps, I'm gonna guess probably all right.
Speaker 2: Time for your motivational Monday on Katie WB. This is
Speaker 2: very simple. I really like this one, and you might
Speaker 2: have seen it floating around. It's not a new one.
Speaker 2: I've seen it a couple of times on Instagram. But
Speaker 2: I really like this one. And it's about your mom,
Speaker 2: but it's also about your dad. But let's use mom
Speaker 2: in this example. When your mom says she doesn't need
Speaker 2: anything for Christmas, what she means is she would like
Speaker 2: a hug, a smile to hear from you, a simple
Speaker 2: meal together. She wants to know that you're happy and
Speaker 2: doing well because you mean the world to her. Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm going to read it again. When your mom says
Speaker 2: she doesn't need anything for Christmas, what she means is
Speaker 2: she would like a hug, a smile to hear from you,
Speaker 2: a simple meal together. She wants to know you're happy
Speaker 2: and doing well because you mean the world to her.
Speaker 2: So maybe right now text your mom and just say hey,
Speaker 2: mom was thinking about you, or maybe FaceTime your mama.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because she would love to see your face.
Speaker 5: My mom said something really nice about me this weekend.
Speaker 5: So we were at church and this woman who I
Speaker 5: knew from like a different job, came up to me
Speaker 5: and she was talking to me and my mom and
Speaker 5: she said I love this girl, pointing to me, and
Speaker 5: my mom was like, yeah, I'm pretty fond of her.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, Mama, thank you.
Speaker 5: So I love my mom. She's listening. Hi, Mom, Miranda,
Speaker 5: I love you. I don't need to text her. She knows.
Speaker 3: I think she knows almost.
Speaker 5: You saw.
Speaker 2: Imoying about it a little bit, so then text your
Speaker 2: mom and let her know.
Speaker 1: Or your dad.
Speaker 2: Maybe your your dad's not around, maybe your mom's not
Speaker 2: around anymore. Text your dad. Yeah, all right, it is
Speaker 2: kd WB. We're going to be back in a second.
Speaker 2: We got to think fast on the way a little
Speaker 2: bit more. Dave's Dirt, Billie Eilish, Sean KDWB six nine
Speaker 2: KATWB Hello, what's up? Mary Sue?
Speaker 1: Hello, what's going on?
Speaker 7: Thanks a lot, Dave. I'm getting ready in the bathroom.
Speaker 7: I hear this shatter in the kitchen. Two seconds later,
Speaker 7: that comes to my husband, also named Dave, and he
Speaker 7: is like.
Speaker 1: Don't go in the kitchen.
Speaker 3: I broke a glass.
Speaker 7: I'm like, what kind of glass? A wine glass? I'm like,
Speaker 7: what kind of wine glass? Silence.
Speaker 3: He walks out. I go in the kitchen.
Speaker 7: There is my favorite wine lae shattered in a million
Speaker 7: pieces on the kitchen floor. He's like, I'll get you
Speaker 7: a new one. I'm like, they don't make him anymore.
Speaker 2: I jinxed your I jinxed you and your husband by
Speaker 2: telling the broken mug story because I broke Susan's veryvorite
Speaker 2: coffee mug.
Speaker 1: You know what, Mary Sue, relax.
Speaker 2: Women love it when guys tell him to religious relat.
Speaker 3: They don't make that one anymore.
Speaker 5: Dave.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Mary Sue, that is that is a travesty.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 7: What is the timing?
Speaker 5: What is the timing?
Speaker 7: It's like uncanny, the vibes are coming, The vibes were.
Speaker 2: Coming for your husband. You know what, you can put
Speaker 2: that on your list for Christmas. Another wine glass, you
Speaker 2: know what. Drink it out of a solo cup like
Speaker 2: I do. We don't need a glass, Mary Sue. Have
Speaker 2: a wonderful day.
Speaker 3: All right, thanks so much.
Speaker 1: Bye.
Speaker 2: All right, it's KATIEWB. We're gonna come back in a second.
Speaker 2: We're gonna play the game with Think Fast. I think
Speaker 2: Vaunt is hosting thing fast today.
Speaker 1: It's true. You get to play along too. That's coming up.
Speaker 2: Stay here on KDB. Hey, I want to mention one
Speaker 2: thing we're excited about this one. Christmas Wish starts in
Speaker 2: like another couple of weeks. I think two weeks from
Speaker 2: today we will start granting our first Christmas wish. We'll
Speaker 2: come back from the Thanksgiving holiday, we'll all be in
Speaker 2: a great mood, and we're going to do Christmas wish. Basically,
Speaker 2: if you know of a local family, or a teacher,
Speaker 2: or your bus driver or your daycare lady or friend
Speaker 2: or coworker in need. You can't nominate yourself, unfortunately, or
Speaker 2: nobody that lives in your own home, but you can
Speaker 2: make a difference for him this holiday season with some
Speaker 2: help from holiday station stores and Treasure Island and Youth Link.
Speaker 2: And basically, you write in, you tell us what the
Speaker 2: situation is and why they need a Christmas wish, and
Speaker 2: there's just a couple of little guidelines that can help
Speaker 2: you out a little bit as you're nominating. You know,
Speaker 2: sometimes you know, if there's a tragedy or a death
Speaker 2: or whatever, sometimes that doesn't mean financial need. So a
Speaker 2: lot of the time we'll be like, oh, I'm sorry
Speaker 2: to hear that so and so passed and the family
Speaker 2: misses them. But then we find out that they're covered
Speaker 2: by insurance and they're doing just fine.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But if you know somebody who's not.
Speaker 2: Covered, they don't have a GoFundMe, they're just really struggling
Speaker 2: and they're down on their luck right and they need something,
Speaker 2: then we'd love to help out. Whether it's a pantry
Speaker 2: full of groceries and a fridge full of pizza and
Speaker 2: pizza rolls and all that, whatever it is, or maybe
Speaker 2: it's a like, you know, gas cards for driving their
Speaker 2: kids back and forth to the hospital.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is, we'd love to help you out. Go online.
Speaker 2: Kdiwb dot com is slash wish to nominate someone to
Speaker 2: be I wonder if that's the robot that has been
Speaker 2: accused of having inappropriate conversations go now. I don't want
Speaker 2: to say anything bad about it because it sounds really delightful,
Speaker 2: but it is about two hundred like one hundred and
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Speaker 2: now online. It's called the Miko m i Ko three
Speaker 2: Ai powered smart robot for kids.
Speaker 3: It's cute. I like it's big eyeballs.
Speaker 1: It does look kind of cool.
Speaker 2: It really does look kind of cool. All right, it's kdubub.
Speaker 2: Check out the Minnesota Goodbye podcast. We're gonna have an
Speaker 2: extended link one today.
Speaker 1: We got a ton of good.
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Speaker 2: believe it or not, Morocco. Yeah, I mean you'd probably
Speaker 2: expect me to say brainerd or Duluth. Jenny is in
Speaker 2: Morocco today and she'd be gone for a week. You
Speaker 2: can see her on Instagram Jenny kd WB.
Speaker 3: Where the lighting in Morocco is really doing her a
Speaker 3: lot of favors. She looks so good in every picture.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go check them out.
Speaker 3: Good lighting.
Speaker 8: A Sorry Vaunt is hosting. Explain what we're doing. We're
Speaker 8: playing thing fast. So David Bailey going to compete. You
Speaker 8: play along if somebody's in your car, in your house
Speaker 8: as well. I give you a category and we'll start
Speaker 8: with the color association round. You have to compete to
Speaker 8: jump in first with the correct answer. So, color association,
Speaker 8: I'll say, name something that is ex color that starts
Speaker 8: with X letter.
Speaker 3: Okay, ready, ok here we go.
Speaker 4: Okay, good luck, Yes, Bailey keeps corn, I am Name
Speaker 4: something that is white that starts with S.
Speaker 3: Dave started a little quicker, good Dave. Name something that
Speaker 3: is pink that starts.
Speaker 4: With F flower good day or flamingo? But yeer, name
Speaker 4: something that is red that starts with the letter are ribbon.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll take it. Yeah, sure, Christmas ribbon.
Speaker 1: Yes, sure.
Speaker 4: Name something that is orange that starts with the letter P.
Speaker 3: Pea is a peach orange?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll let the judges decide. I would say yes, but.
Speaker 3: I'll give you yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: So the score is what three to one?
Speaker 4: Right now?
Speaker 5: One?
Speaker 3: All right, Bailey is the vikings?
Speaker 4: Right now? Name something that is purple that starts with
Speaker 4: the letter E. Yesday, quickest answer you have.
Speaker 3: Prepare egg on the brain? Yeah, interesting, egg plant on
Speaker 3: the brain.
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 3: Is the color association round.
Speaker 1: I think that.
Speaker 3: Name something that is brown that starts with the letter D.
Speaker 1: Dog.
Speaker 3: What dog? Take Bailey's answer?
Speaker 1: Okay, I said dung, but dog is answer?
Speaker 3: Or dirt? Dirt dirt.
Speaker 4: Name a snack that is orange and starts with the
Speaker 4: letter G. Gino's pizza, No genos.
Speaker 3: You're gonna feel so dumb when I say it.
Speaker 1: Jelly beans.
Speaker 4: That's the baby food gold Gold. I get G and
Speaker 4: J mixed up the best of us do right. This
Speaker 4: is the last one in the color association round. Name
Speaker 4: something that is blue that starts with the.
Speaker 1: Letter J jelly bean?
Speaker 3: Allow it?
Speaker 1: Okay, if you want to, I'll allow it.
Speaker 5: I was looking for jeans, but we get G and
Speaker 5: J mixed up. You know Dave has five, I have two?
Speaker 3: Oh wow?
Speaker 4: Okay, moving on similar but not colors. Name something that
Speaker 4: can be chunky that starts with.
Speaker 1: P peanut butter, yes, day, gosh, I'm like soup.
Speaker 3: All right, this is game point for Dave. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Name something that is itchy that starts with M.
Speaker 1: Measles not quick enough.
Speaker 3: That's good though, or mosquito bites. Okay, okay, but not
Speaker 3: quick enough.
Speaker 4: Name something that is messy that starts with S.
Speaker 3: Sandwich. No, sandwich is a mess. Sandwich can be messy.
Speaker 3: You have to give me sandwich. No, don't, yes you do,
Speaker 3: I don't sandwich.
Speaker 1: No, I don't. No, I don't.
Speaker 4: Something tiny You don't get that point? Name something tiny
Speaker 4: that starts with the letter A and yes, Dave for
Speaker 4: the wind.
Speaker 5: Well I should have gotten that once. I'm gonna give
Speaker 5: myself a third point for sandwich.
Speaker 1: Nothing better than a messy sandwich.
Speaker 2: You go to and get like a Farler Burger somewhere
Speaker 2: and it's all falling apart, like eating little pieces of
Speaker 2: bun and meat, and it's like, oh, there's a scrap
Speaker 2: of lettuce.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's so good, and you like kind of shove
Speaker 5: it down your throat like the Grinch would like, you know,
Speaker 5: it just slides down real good.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love By the way, Can I tell you
Speaker 2: know what I bought for you kids, What I'm gonna
Speaker 2: bring it in this week?
Speaker 1: What I'm gonna roast a turkey press for you guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I feel bad that Jennie's not going.
Speaker 1: To be here, but yeah, yeah, no, she would not
Speaker 1: eat it anyway.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna come in. I'm going to smoke a
Speaker 2: turkey press. I have a tabletop smoker and it is
Speaker 2: really dope. If you haven't got one, check look online
Speaker 2: and look for a tabletop smoker. I think I got
Speaker 2: it at Hammaker Schlemmer and it is super dope. I've
Speaker 2: made ribs and turkey. It's really cool and you use
Speaker 2: real wood chips to smoke it.
Speaker 4: I also offered to do put a weekan Thanksgiving with
Speaker 4: you guys next week.
Speaker 3: I all, you're here like Monday, right, I am Monday?
Speaker 3: All right, I'll bring the good stuff in out ther corn.
Speaker 3: This is the best.
Speaker 1: What days are you gone? Anyway?
Speaker 3: I am gone.
Speaker 5: I leave next Tuesday, So a week from tomorrow I'll
Speaker 5: be gone for like a week.
Speaker 1: Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Well Thursday.
Speaker 3: Is Monday Tuesday, and then Monday Tuesday I'll be gone.
Speaker 1: Okay, gotcha? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: I want a couple extra if you want to keep
Speaker 3: playing at home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, play at home. Here we go. These are for you.
Speaker 3: Name we're playing thing fast. Name something that's smelly and
Speaker 3: starts with g.
Speaker 1: Bailey.
Speaker 4: Grandma, I was thinking garbage, but yeah, Grandma worries she
Speaker 4: could smell like trash. Name something that's sharp that begins
Speaker 4: with Kacy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, David knife, Yes, maybe my.
Speaker 5: Dad told me once to never look a knife, and
Speaker 5: I think of that every time I look a knife.
Speaker 4: Name Name something that gets turned on that starts with L.
Speaker 4: Bailey the love machine or lamp of a lamp.
Speaker 1: Come Onlee, I.
Speaker 4: Just a love She want more? Name something that gets
Speaker 4: Name something that gets hot and steamy that starts with S.
Speaker 1: For the wind. Dave Sauna.
Speaker 2: Yes, sorry, thank you, Dave.
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Speaker 2: Well, it turns out that Kim and Chloe had a
Speaker 2: pajama party with Britney Spears. Now, when I first heard
Speaker 2: the story, I thought, oh, well, it must have been
Speaker 2: back in you know, like the two thousands or something
Speaker 2: when they were younger. No, it was just over the weekend.
Speaker 3: Oh, we're just cheering in our geriatric bed. Yeah, this dead.
Speaker 4: Vibrates what the what I can to give them the
Speaker 4: benefit of the doubt that they did it for, you know,
Speaker 4: clicks and likes and that type of thing.
Speaker 2: But also maybe they're just reaching out as a couple
Speaker 2: of healthy people to Britney Spears to make her feel like,
Speaker 2: you know, included and loved.
Speaker 5: I hope it's that way, because then it's kind of like, oh,
Speaker 5: you've got, you know, a new girl at school. Let's
Speaker 5: be nice to the new girl, versus like, let's make
Speaker 5: fun of the new girl. And I hope it's not
Speaker 5: like a weird, like mean girl thing, like let's let's
Speaker 5: pretend to be nice to Britain and then put see
Speaker 5: her in her hair when she's sleeping here, Let's put
Speaker 5: a bucking of water has social peace her salfe. So
Speaker 5: hopefully that's not the case at all. The tonight show
Speaker 5: had the Wicked cast perform a song about Wicked for Good,
Speaker 5: which comes out on Thursday.
Speaker 3: Alphaba and Glinda too back again. There's something new, Time
Speaker 3: to meet the entire crew want to stop? No after
Speaker 3: you fast fear that's my name. He's a prince an
Speaker 3: always game. Then that's funny.
Speaker 6: That be me?
Speaker 1: Hey, bestie, love you Queen Madam.
Speaker 3: Marble guess she's in charge of quite complex and mesa. Hello, dear,
Speaker 3: I can't keep up. Oh dear, it's the Wizard.
Speaker 1: I'm that dude, more like fraud.
Speaker 5: Okay, So tonight Cynthia Rivo is going to be on
Speaker 5: the Tonight Show, and then tomorrow is Ariana Grande. Wednesday
Speaker 5: is Michelle Yo. I don't know past that, but Wicked
Speaker 5: opens on Thursday. And it's wild because I remember right
Speaker 5: after the first one came out, I was like, I
Speaker 5: can't wait a year for the next one, and here
Speaker 5: and here we are. Wow, time flies, little selfless plug.
Speaker 4: If you ever want to learn how to open a
Speaker 4: wine bottle without a quarkscrew because you don't have one,
Speaker 4: go to my instagram at vant leak, I discovered science.
Speaker 4: I found the cure for COVID is what I did
Speaker 4: a hair straightener. It works every single time. The videos
Speaker 4: on my Instagram.
Speaker 2: It actually is very cool. I was watching it last
Speaker 2: night and I'm like, whoa, it's gonna work.
Speaker 3: I didn't think it was going to.
Speaker 4: Like you can tell by the way we're like we're
Speaker 4: wearing pajamas and I'm talking so low because I'm just
Speaker 4: in a comfort of my own house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm just like, oh, this is gonna work.
Speaker 1: But it works.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, we have to post this, but
Speaker 5: I think is funny. It took you fifteen minutes to
Speaker 5: do it when you could have just taken two minutes
Speaker 5: to walk fun in that across the street.
Speaker 1: Fun don't listen to her post.
Speaker 2: Belone confirmed that he will be the halftime performer on
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving Day when the Cowboys host the Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 2: Post will gud kick off the Salvation Army's annual Red
Speaker 2: Kettle fundraiser, and then Little John's can perform halftime, and
Speaker 2: the Bengals play the Ravens in Baltimore and the Lions
Speaker 2: they'll always play on Thanksgiving Day. They have hired Eminem
Speaker 2: to consult for the next few years. On their Thanksgiving
Speaker 2: Day halftime, Jack White, formerly of the White Stripes, does
Speaker 2: the honors this year. No doubt he'll lead Ford Field,
Speaker 2: enchanting the opening chords to seven Nation Army. Bye Bye
Speaker 2: bye bye bye bye bye arl bye ba ba ba
Speaker 2: ba bum bum bum bum maryla Uh.
Speaker 5: There's a video going around that's kind of going viral
Speaker 5: of a school resources officer giving tickets to elementary school
Speaker 5: students for saying six seven.
Speaker 1: Oh are you serious?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So we added changed for what else? Emory six seven. Whoa, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 3: Did I just share six seven?
Speaker 4: Missus Keller?
Speaker 7: He did?
Speaker 1: Made?
Speaker 4: Was this one?
Speaker 3: I saw it for handa. Oh yeah, first ticket of
Speaker 3: the day?
Speaker 5: Oh no, hey, Indian code six seven it's now against
Speaker 5: the law to use the words six seven unless using
Speaker 5: in a map problem or someone's age.
Speaker 1: Okay, cute, kind of funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we are getting an Alex Warren arena tour, and
Speaker 4: I'm so excited. He put out a trailer over the
Speaker 4: weekend with Jennifer Anderston playing a judge in eight.
Speaker 3: Here's a clip. Your honor, Annie is not an orphan.
Speaker 3: I'm her father. Oh come on, Annie, cut, I've been
Speaker 3: waiting in the car the whole time on your ride home. Wait,
Speaker 3: if she's not actually an orphan, that means I can
Speaker 3: go on tour. Yeah, I get yeah, you can. That's good.
Speaker 3: What I think is interesting is so many people are saying, like,
Speaker 3: who's Alex Warren?
Speaker 1: Never heard of him before?
Speaker 4: And I'm sure there are people that don't listen to,
Speaker 4: you know, pop music or katiewb as often. Alex Warren
Speaker 4: kind of has been around at least a good year
Speaker 4: because he was on What Love Is Blind? Right?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he was on the like reunion for the
Speaker 3: Minnesota season.
Speaker 4: But so for such a new artist to get Jennifer
Speaker 4: Andiston in like a little like a one off skit
Speaker 4: like this pretty big.
Speaker 3: Good for him, but gonna be a great casino arena
Speaker 3: in July.
Speaker 2: Finally, the FAA announced last night that long story short
Speaker 2: flights will get back to normal. So with the government
Speaker 2: shutdown being ended, it'll get back to normal slowly but surely.
Speaker 2: And by the time you're flying somewhere on Thanksgiving night
Speaker 2: or Thanksgiving Eve, things should be back to normal. It'll
Speaker 2: be chaos anyway, get to the airport early, but it
Speaker 2: should be back to normal.
Speaker 1: Just chaotic.
Speaker 4: I wonder because Jenny went to Morocco. I think she
Speaker 4: flew out Saturday, and she posted on her story something
Speaker 4: about the flight. She said it was chaotic, but I
Speaker 4: don't know if it was because of the government shut
Speaker 4: down or maybe she was just running later what I.
Speaker 3: Don't think it was. It was something to do with
Speaker 3: her credit card.
Speaker 1: They were like, we need are you serious?
Speaker 3: They were like, we need the card that you paid
Speaker 3: with for the like Delta miles or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, She's like, this is.
Speaker 5: The card I paid with. They said do you have
Speaker 5: another card? She said, no, this is the card I
Speaker 5: paid with, And so she said she was running to
Speaker 5: her gate to get there.
Speaker 2: I ran into that one time too. It's like if
Speaker 2: you don't have the card that you paid with for something,
Speaker 2: it's like they I don't know it. Yeah, just be aware,
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Speaker 2: the Minnesota Goodbye after the Show podcast. We get a
Speaker 2: lot of stuff to cover today on the Minnesota Goodbye.
Speaker 2: That'll be up with it an hour. So it's not
Speaker 2: up yet. We haven't recorded it yet, but it's like
Speaker 2: a bonus fifteen twenty twenty five minutes of show stuff
Speaker 2: that we didn't get a chance to talk to talk about.
Speaker 2: And one of the stories I'm gonna share is I
Speaker 2: heard about an artist, a musical artist that loves their
Speaker 2: fans so much that they were tired they wanted to
Speaker 2: go to bed, but their manager said, there is a
Speaker 2: whole staff down at the office that is waiting to
Speaker 2: meet you. Can you go down and meet him? And
Speaker 2: the artist is like, man, I'm tired, I'm old. But
Speaker 2: they went down and they spent two hours meeting fans
Speaker 2: and making them feel important.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: And then it reminded me of a time that Fallon
Speaker 2: and I made two listeners of our show feel like
Speaker 2: complete garbage. And I don't know if they listen anymore
Speaker 2: or not, but I'll tell you the story. Worry about
Speaker 2: something Fallon and I did that made these two people,
Speaker 2: lovely people, feel like garbage. And I'll tell you the
Speaker 2: story today on the Minnesota Goodbye