Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday. But don't you worry.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have a great weekend. You're gonna put your
Speaker 1: phone down. Hopefully gas prices don't keep going up because
Speaker 1: that's not ideal, and you're gonna have a great weekend.
Speaker 1: We will revisit things next week. Now, we have a
Speaker 1: bunch of stuff this hour. Someone has a parenting question,
Speaker 1: an interesting one. I do have to bring up this
Speaker 1: Steve Danes thing in Montana. I'll get to that first.
Speaker 1: All that, or are we really teaching Russia and China
Speaker 1: a lesson with all this Iran stuff? All that and
Speaker 1: so much more. Now Steve Danes in Montana announces he's
Speaker 1: dropping out about five minutes before the filing deadline closes.
Speaker 1: Then they got to handpick a successor because of this,
Speaker 1: because there's no time. And someone asked a question about it.
Speaker 1: What a bunch of scumbags on both sides. It is
Speaker 1: such a dirty business, isn't it? And I hate that
Speaker 1: when Republicans do it, when Democrats do it. I hate
Speaker 1: not letting people decide. And I'll tell you in a
Speaker 1: way and this is obviously in the future, but in
Speaker 1: a way I'm a little hesitant about the GOP in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty eight in the coronation of jd Vance. And
Speaker 1: I say this as you well know as someone I
Speaker 1: like jd Vance a lot, a lot, I am as
Speaker 1: impressed by jd Vance as a politician. I think, probably
Speaker 1: as I have ever been with a Republican politician. That
Speaker 1: is how impressive. I think. Jd Vance's genuine, solid, humble
Speaker 1: guy has the right idea about so many things. I
Speaker 1: am a as close to being a fan as possible.
Speaker 1: I like jd Vance. If you ask me right now,
Speaker 1: I'll probably vote for myself to be the nominee. I
Speaker 1: scirm in my chair a little bit at how many
Speaker 1: people have already made him the nominee, though, because it
Speaker 1: feels like a coronation. Instead of letting the people choose,
Speaker 1: the people should always be the ones who have the choice.
Speaker 1: Oh and speaking of Steve Danes, he has this doozy
Speaker 1: on camera.
Speaker 2: Flood of Mexican myth Mexican heroin Mexican fetomoy well twenty
Speaker 2: years ago in Montana. Meth was homemade, it was homegrown,
Speaker 2: and he had puri levels less than thirty percent today.
Speaker 2: The myth that is getting into Montana is Mexican cartel.
Speaker 1: We need to get back to making our own meth again,
Speaker 1: what Chris, these are? These are quit making math. These
Speaker 1: are American jobs, right, American jobs for American workers. I
Speaker 1: don't want Mexican methugh, I want American myth. We got
Speaker 1: a kip more. We got to get more American meth. Here?
Speaker 1: Where did these jobs go? Dear Jesse, My wife and
Speaker 1: I are planning on having children, and we're already having
Speaker 1: arguments about the right way to parent. We live close
Speaker 1: to my parents, and I see that as a blessing.
Speaker 1: My wife, however, is concerned they will butt in when
Speaker 1: we parent and undercut us and go against our wishes,
Speaker 1: so on and so forth. My wife and I also
Speaker 1: argue that when our children that we don't even have
Speaker 1: yet reach high school, they should be allowed a large
Speaker 1: amount of freedom. And I counter with how I'm not
Speaker 1: comfortable with having a child that drinks and doesn't even
Speaker 1: try to hide it. My question is are all these
Speaker 1: arguments even worth having? Yet? Shouldn't we be concentrating on
Speaker 1: just having children? He asked that I not use his
Speaker 1: name and James, I would never use your name. I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: His name is not James. I won't use the name,
Speaker 1: of course. All right, First of all, let's address this
Speaker 1: large amount of freedom thing by the time they get
Speaker 1: to high school. I can only I'm not some parenting expert.
Speaker 1: I've only parented two children, all right, Sames and Luke.
Speaker 1: Those are our sons. They're both now in high school.
Speaker 1: In my experience, and there are others with more experience
Speaker 1: than me, But in my experience, if you put in
Speaker 1: the work parenting your child when they're young, you will
Speaker 1: marvel at how little you have to parent by the
Speaker 1: time they get into high school. I try not to
Speaker 1: give them too many compliments, but my son's impressed me
Speaker 1: so much now. And I sit back and I screwed
Speaker 1: up so much in my life, but I'm freaking proud
Speaker 1: to be honest selfishly proud of them, even things like
Speaker 1: their posture. They used to you know, as tall, long boys.
Speaker 1: They tend to hunch over a little bit, and I
Speaker 1: used to dog on them all the time. Stand up straight,
Speaker 1: stand up, strange. I was looking at them in church
Speaker 1: on Sunday, sitting there straight shoulders back, and I'm thinking
Speaker 1: to myself. How about that they say please and thank you,
Speaker 1: They hold doors open for people. They're hard workers, really
Speaker 1: hard workers, like they're diligent workers about things. I'm impressed
Speaker 1: by them, extremely impressed by them. But that work came
Speaker 1: before high school, over and over and over about manners
Speaker 1: and hard work and things like that before high school.
Speaker 1: By the time they get to high school, I mean, look,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you this. We let James have a beer.
Speaker 1: He's seventeen. But we were in Europe and we were
Speaker 1: in some cafe. We were stuck or planes got screwed up, whatever.
Speaker 1: We're in some cafe eating cheese and bread and meat,
Speaker 1: and he said, can I have a beer? And we
Speaker 1: said sure. If he asked for a beer, now, I'd
Speaker 1: let him. If he's home, right, he's home, You're welcome
Speaker 1: to have some, right, I would let him. But he's
Speaker 1: not interested. Luke's not interested that. They're they're not interested
Speaker 1: in that. I've told you, I've had two cigars to
Speaker 1: their knowledge in my lifetime and they are still lecturing
Speaker 1: about it to this day, acting like I'm Pablo Escobar
Speaker 1: because I had two cigars. Parent them young, teach them manners,
Speaker 1: teach them the things you want young, and you won't
Speaker 1: have to stress as much about them in high school.
Speaker 1: Now to your other question about your parents, I wished
Speaker 1: I lived closer to more extended family. My mom lives
Speaker 1: down here now, and I love that so much, but
Speaker 1: I wish I lived closer to more extended family. My
Speaker 1: sister doesn't live here. My sister lives in Montana. I
Speaker 1: wish she was here. I love my sister, the friends
Speaker 1: I have, Like my buddy Luise the Tolty, he's Mexican,
Speaker 1: so the he's got family all over the freaking place.
Speaker 1: His wife's Mexican. I mean, you know how Mexicans are.
Speaker 1: They reproduce like rabbits, and so that what, Chris what
Speaker 1: you can say that anyway, So he's always got family
Speaker 1: around now. Granted, there are obvious drawbacks to it. There's
Speaker 1: always a new family obligation because everyone's got a birthday
Speaker 1: or something like that. There's always something there, But in general,
Speaker 1: you really want your family around you. And I did
Speaker 1: not grow up like that. We had all our family
Speaker 1: in Ohio and we moved to Montana when we were
Speaker 1: ten years old, and we were the only Kellys out there.
Speaker 1: There was no more family, so that's not how I
Speaker 1: grew up, but I long for it. So much of
Speaker 1: my family, as I said, is still in Ohio and
Speaker 1: they still all get together. They're still all getting together
Speaker 1: to come to a sports game, to a family reunion,
Speaker 1: to a something like that. It's a good thing to
Speaker 1: have your parents close, A very good thing. Now, there
Speaker 1: there are some drawbacks when, for instance, I bring my
Speaker 1: mom down here after my dad passed, we can look
Speaker 1: after her, and she stalks her house full of all
Speaker 1: the foods that AB won't put in our house for
Speaker 1: the kids. And Luke, for instance, is a very finicky eater. Well,
Speaker 1: I wants him to eat healthy, right, so it's gonna
Speaker 1: be chicken and vegetables and stuff like that. He'll just
Speaker 1: stop by to quote see Grandma and just get some
Speaker 1: craft back before he comes home, and he tells ib, well, sorry,
Speaker 1: I already ate at grandma's house. And then she's just
Speaker 1: sitting there stewing. Because my mom never says, no, oh
Speaker 1: you want to you want a pizza, we can get
Speaker 1: you have pizza whatever you'd like. Chocolate milk. We never
Speaker 1: have chocolate milk in the house. Sure, she keeps it
Speaker 1: by the gallon. Oh, speaking of Bob, Well, there's something
Speaker 1: she's upset about. You remember the wife beaters story, right,
Speaker 1: Just a quick recap for you that I've started to
Speaker 1: wear wife beaters. There's the tank top, the white tank
Speaker 1: tops underneath my dress shirts. When I have to dress
Speaker 1: up for something, it's just more comfortable. The dress shirt
Speaker 1: can get a little chafing. I started to wear wife beaters.
Speaker 1: And we went to her anniversary thing in Tucson, Arizona
Speaker 1: for the gymnastics team whatever, And I told you that
Speaker 1: I thought everyone in the team was out at dinner
Speaker 1: and I went downstairs in the hotel to get the
Speaker 1: pizza I had delivered, and I was in jeans and
Speaker 1: a wife beater, and like the whole team was there
Speaker 1: and saw me, and of course they went and repeated
Speaker 1: it to Bob, who came back, and the first thing
Speaker 1: she said was, did you seriously go out in public
Speaker 1: and just a wife beater? So that's the background in
Speaker 1: case you missed it before. And I had to tell
Speaker 1: you that part because I've already got one wife beater
Speaker 1: screw up. Bob was already making some pretty serious threats
Speaker 1: after the last time, threats like I'm throwing all these
Speaker 1: out there she was already making serious threats. It is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday. Remember you
Speaker 1: can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So
Speaker 1: there was an incident this morning that is not it's
Speaker 1: not creating a very happy environment in the Kelly household.
Speaker 1: I already told you about the past wife beater incident.
Speaker 1: So when it comes to the wife beaters, I already
Speaker 1: have one mark against me in OB's eyes, which I
Speaker 1: think is unfair. But she's holding it against me now.
Speaker 1: This morning, Remember when I told you Luke, my youngest,
Speaker 1: he had his wisdom teeth cut out. This morning. He
Speaker 1: had oral surgery and they were impact. That was this morning,
Speaker 1: and it was early early. Bob got up with Luke
Speaker 1: and they took off before I was awake. All right,
Speaker 1: So now you know that. Now here's another thing. I
Speaker 1: got a an air conditioning leak. It's a long story,
Speaker 1: it's very frustrating, but I got an air conditioning league
Speaker 1: and I have to fix part of my ceilings. It's
Speaker 1: way too high. It's way beyond my expertise to fix it.
Speaker 1: I have to fix part of my ceiling. So we
Speaker 1: know this guy, this contractor is kind of a he's
Speaker 1: one of the guys who really does these things. Well,
Speaker 1: we had reached out to him and he said he
Speaker 1: was going to come over and take a look at
Speaker 1: it this morning. This morning he shows up with his wife.
Speaker 1: Lots of times when he shows up, okay. Oub had
Speaker 1: told me last night that he was coming. She did
Speaker 1: tell me, in her defense that he was coming. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I did have it in my mind somewhere that
Speaker 1: he was coming. I hear, oh, by the way we
Speaker 1: left the door, he had a key. We gave him
Speaker 1: a key so he could just like himself in and
Speaker 1: handle it in case I was out back or something
Speaker 1: like that. Anyway, he had key. So I hear Fred,
Speaker 1: our dog, start barking loudly, and I hear the door
Speaker 1: open and close the front door. I assumed it was ob.
Speaker 1: I assumed it was Ob. Okay. I call out to
Speaker 1: her a couple times. No response. Well, now now I'm
Speaker 1: more than curious. Now I've got to go figure out
Speaker 1: what's happening. Or maybe she didn't hear me. I am
Speaker 1: sleeping in my boxers and my wife beater. I thought
Speaker 1: it was my wife. I come barging out of the
Speaker 1: room in my underwear in my wife beater, and there
Speaker 1: they are staring at me from fifteen feet away is
Speaker 1: the contractor and his wife who they brought along. What, Chris? What?
Speaker 1: Chris thinks it's more of a pajama issue. But Chris,
Speaker 1: I would agree with you. However, let's understand that nothing
Speaker 1: happens in a vacuum. I already have a wife beater
Speaker 1: and mark against me in OB's eyes. Now, the contractor
Speaker 1: and more specifically, his wife saw me in a wife
Speaker 1: beater and my underwear this morning. Bob is so upset
Speaker 1: that I actually got this. I'll read it verbatim. Also,
Speaker 1: your wife beaters are going in the trash. Clearly you
Speaker 1: are not mature enough to properly wear them. What, Chris, What?
Speaker 1: She's probably throwing them away right now? What? What? Thank you?
Speaker 1: That's what I said to Pajama wife beater is not
Speaker 1: the same thing as day to day wife beater. This
Speaker 1: is a totally different class of wife beater. I deserve
Speaker 1: one more shot, at least one more shot. What, Chris,
Speaker 1: one more shot? Do I not deserve another shot? That's
Speaker 1: two strikes. Baseball season is upon us. You don't strike
Speaker 1: out after two strikes. If there's a third strike, which
Speaker 1: there won't be. I'm pretty confident if there is a
Speaker 1: third strike, then I'll give up the wife beaters. Two
Speaker 1: strikes come on. I thought it was her. How is
Speaker 1: this my fault? And she said, I told you last night.
Speaker 1: I know, but it was early. I was waking up,
Speaker 1: so my brain wasn't fully on yet. Lucky I didn't
Speaker 1: have my gun that would have gone over well gosh, Jesse.
Speaker 1: My question is do you think this war with Iran
Speaker 1: will show the rest of the world that we can
Speaker 1: still kick some butt China, Russia, North Korea, so on
Speaker 1: and so forth. A show of force is better than
Speaker 1: just doing drills. Oh yeah. And there are military details
Speaker 1: to this which should be discussed, and we could talk
Speaker 1: about them right now, really quickly. It's not just that
Speaker 1: they're watching us blow blow. We are on the Smithereens.
Speaker 1: Iran had Chinese stuff, Russian stuff. Iran supposedly had these
Speaker 1: air defenses that were going to make life difficult for
Speaker 1: us to penetrate. I was told that over and over
Speaker 1: and over again. They can't. They haven't laid a glove
Speaker 1: on any of our planes, not one. The one that
Speaker 1: went down. The kiwaitis shot it down by accident. They
Speaker 1: haven't laid a glove on our planes. We have completely
Speaker 1: destroyed eradicated their air defenses and now we own the
Speaker 1: skies over them, and we're blowing them the smithereens and
Speaker 1: there's nothing they can do about it. Now, what kind
Speaker 1: of a message do you think that sends to China
Speaker 1: that Chinese air defenses didn't even slow America downtions in
Speaker 1: a minute. But you know what my favorite thing in
Speaker 1: politics is. Everyone knows by now, my favorite thing in
Speaker 1: politics is Democrats pandering to black people. It is so shameless.
Speaker 1: It's always so racist, just just nakedly racist, talking about
Speaker 1: them like they're dumb or all they know is basketball,
Speaker 1: and everyone Gavin Newsom is trying to relate I was
Speaker 1: shooting beeball and hustling man. It's always shameless. It's always racist,
Speaker 1: and let's be honest, shameless things are hilarious, and racist
Speaker 1: things are hilarious. They always have been. Everyone knows it.
Speaker 1: We don't have to cover it up. Democrats pandering to
Speaker 1: black people leaves me in stitches. If it's Hillary's hot
Speaker 1: sauce in or purse, or Gavin Newsome talking about Mac
Speaker 1: and cheese and bee ball, or we could go down
Speaker 1: the list Pete Boodh Jedge with the all time greatest one.
Speaker 1: I don't know that to ever be top drinking a
Speaker 1: forty out of a brown paper bag trying to increase
Speaker 1: the percentage of the black vote, it just doesn't get
Speaker 1: more funny than that. I'm a terrible person and I
Speaker 1: find it to be funny now. Jesse Jackson died recently.
Speaker 1: Today was the ceremony, the funeral, if you will, and
Speaker 1: Democrats came out in mass to give speeches at the funeral,
Speaker 1: lots of it, like Obama's and stuff like that. I
Speaker 1: don't care. But somebody got on the phone and contacted
Speaker 1: old Papa Joe, Joe Biden, and whoever made that phone call,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, We owe you. Joe Biden. You
Speaker 1: knew who was gonna do it, got up today to
Speaker 1: speak at Jesse Jackson's funeral. Chris says, there's another cut
Speaker 1: that I haven't heard yet, so we'll get to that
Speaker 1: in a moment. But all I know is I have
Speaker 1: listened to this ten times today and it just kills me.
Speaker 1: Man By the way, you.
Speaker 3: Know, the continent of Africa. He's gonna be the largest
Speaker 3: continent in the world in terms of population by the
Speaker 3: year twenty fifties. Large in the entire world, watch Man Watch.
Speaker 1: Does Joe Biden know that the black people in the
Speaker 1: room they aren't from Africa? Do you think he knows that, Chris?
Speaker 1: Do you think he knows that the black people in
Speaker 1: the room are Americans? And he tells you that's obvious,
Speaker 1: He's tell he's saying it to them because he exply.
Speaker 1: I mean, you Africans know what I'm talking about, right,
Speaker 1: this is an applause the way you know the continent
Speaker 1: of Africa.
Speaker 3: He's gonna be the largest continent in the world in
Speaker 3: terms of population by the year twenty fifties.
Speaker 1: Large in the entire world. Watch Man Watch. That's so great,
Speaker 1: all right, I haven't I don't think i've heard this
Speaker 1: one that Chris supposedly has. Chris, I'm all the ears, Firewood.
Speaker 3: If I told you all earlier when I was a kid,
Speaker 3: I had a cleft palate or club foot, and note
Speaker 3: even have laughed.
Speaker 1: But it's okay to laugh. It's stuttering.
Speaker 3: I'm not being critical of here, but think about it.
Speaker 3: It's the one place for people think you're stupid Oh really,
Speaker 3: I'm a lot smarter, most of me.
Speaker 1: I'm smarter than you dummies. Anyway, that's the bad news.
Speaker 1: The good news is you Africans are killing them. By
Speaker 1: the way.
Speaker 3: You know, the continent of Africa, it's gonna be the
Speaker 3: largest continent in the world in terms of population by
Speaker 3: the year twenty fifty, is large in the entire world.
Speaker 1: Watch man, it's so hot. It's so good. I love
Speaker 1: it so much. And it works. It works, It's amazing.
Speaker 1: Dear our doctor soft serve. I understand protesting is a
Speaker 1: wonderful part of the freedom of speech. However, is it
Speaker 1: legal for these organizations to fund protesting sounds like paid
Speaker 1: insurrectionists to me. Okay, so I'm just sometimes no. The
Speaker 1: reason the Communist network in the United States of America,
Speaker 1: much of it funded by China, by the way, but
Speaker 1: the Communist network in the United States of America, it
Speaker 1: can be dismantled somewhat. And part of the way we
Speaker 1: can do that is this. There are and I won't
Speaker 1: bore you with all the details, nor am I a
Speaker 1: world's expert on it. I just know a bit about
Speaker 1: a bit I've told you before that after I lost
Speaker 1: running for Congress. I moved back to DC and I
Speaker 1: worked for a non profit for a year, a nonprofit. Right.
Speaker 1: There are different tax qualification classifications for different kinds of organizations,
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to bore you with the details.
Speaker 1: There's a five oh one C three, there's a five
Speaker 1: oh one C four. There's none of that stuff matters.
Speaker 1: Here's here's what does matter for our purposes. If you are,
Speaker 1: for instance, a nonprofit, something that's tax exempt, the tax
Speaker 1: exempt nonprofit, something like that, you are not allowed to
Speaker 1: be political while being a nonprofit. You are you have
Speaker 1: to reclassify your entire organization by the law. That's how
Speaker 1: that's supposed to go. You are not allowed to be
Speaker 1: political when you are a nonprofit. So what's a It's
Speaker 1: a big charity. Everyone would know. The Red Cross is
Speaker 1: a big one. I'm not a fan, but the Red Cross.
Speaker 1: The Red Cross cannot come out and say vote Republican
Speaker 1: this November. They cannot do it. They would they would
Speaker 1: lose their status. It's not allowed it. Also, when you
Speaker 1: are a nonprofit, it allows you to be shielded from
Speaker 1: certain things in the government. They can't look into certain things,
Speaker 1: they don't get to know certain things. That's why communists
Speaker 1: love to create nonprofits, because it allows them to stay
Speaker 1: more secret. Hey, I don't have to tell you who
Speaker 1: my donors are. I don't have to disclose anything to you.
Speaker 1: I'm a nonprofit. Communists love that they can hide behind nonprofits,
Speaker 1: but then they use the nonprofits for obviously political ends,
Speaker 1: and that is part of our legal route to dismantling
Speaker 1: this communist network in the country. I'll tell you this,
Speaker 1: this is a story. My buddy Jerry Dunleavy is the
Speaker 1: one who did the investigative reporting on this, so I
Speaker 1: want to make sure he gets the credit. He writes
Speaker 1: for Just the News. He does really sharp stuff he
Speaker 1: was talking to me about. So after we started bombing Iran.
Speaker 1: We started bombing Iran, and it was the next day
Speaker 1: there were protests against that across the United States of America.
Speaker 1: The next day. It was wild how fast they popped
Speaker 1: up protests. Here protest and they all had signs. No,
Speaker 1: we're not talking about something. You sit down with a
Speaker 1: magic marker and write either. They all had signs. Did
Speaker 1: you know this Roy Singham? You ever heard that name?
Speaker 1: Roy Singham. It's a name for you to put in
Speaker 1: the back of your head. Roy's Singham is a communist
Speaker 1: who hates the United States of America. He's an open communist,
Speaker 1: by the way he admits it. He lives in Shanghai,
Speaker 1: he lives in China. He he's a billionaire. He funds
Speaker 1: a network of communist organizations in the United States of
Speaker 1: America that are, in essence, quick reaction forces whenever the
Speaker 1: communist wants protesters in the street. As I've explained to
Speaker 1: you a thousand times, all the communist street activity you've
Speaker 1: ever seen in your life is it's paid, it's organized,
Speaker 1: it's professional. It's not organic at all. They want you
Speaker 1: to think it's organic, but it is not. Roy Singham
Speaker 1: and his network of communists they were the ones who
Speaker 1: funded and carried out the anti Eiran protests that popped
Speaker 1: up the next day. It wasn't organic. If you turned
Speaker 1: on the news and you saw people saying no, no, now,
Speaker 1: bombing all that other stuff, it was someone got on
Speaker 1: the phone and said, this is an opportunity. Here. We
Speaker 1: have your signs already printed. I'm sure they have a
Speaker 1: professional printer in their employee, probably many of them. Here's
Speaker 1: the signs, here's the shirts, here's the language. You use,
Speaker 1: go out and protest and make a nuisance of yourself
Speaker 1: in the streets. It's all funded. That was funded by China.
Speaker 1: Do you know that money came from China? China? Does
Speaker 1: that be because creating division inside of a country weakens
Speaker 1: a country that is as old a technique as time itself.
Speaker 1: Find a way to worm your way into a society
Speaker 1: and break it up and divide it. It'll make it
Speaker 1: more easy to conquer it. How about that.
Speaker 3: By the way, you know, the continent of Africa, He's
Speaker 3: gonna be the largest continent in the world in terms
Speaker 3: of population by the year twenty fifty, is.
Speaker 1: Large in the entire world. Watch man, watch you Africans
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 1: You gotta be excited about that place. You're all from
Speaker 1: Joe Biden College. It's so funny and like Chris pointed
Speaker 1: out during the break, we were of course laughing about
Speaker 1: that clip. I can't believe I waited til the end
Speaker 1: of the show to start playing it. We start with
Speaker 1: christ and we were laughing about the clip during the break,
Speaker 1: and he pointed out that the problem is Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: His mind is obviously deteriorated to the point that he
Speaker 1: can't cover up the racist thoughts he has. Remember that
Speaker 1: time he came out and exactly do to put it
Speaker 1: that that poor kids are deserved just the same opportunity
Speaker 1: as white kids or something like that. I may have
Speaker 1: screwed that up. And it's something along those lines. He
Speaker 1: he has these racist thoughts. Probably a very racist person,
Speaker 1: to be honest with you, That's probably how he looks
Speaker 1: at the world. I'm sure he grew up really racist.
Speaker 1: Parents are probably really racist. But oh, you have it, Chris,
Speaker 1: I'll play it.
Speaker 3: Poor kids, you're just as bright and just as talent
Speaker 3: as white kids.
Speaker 1: It's like reminds me of Kathy Hogel telling that black
Speaker 1: kids in the Bronx don't know what a computer is. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Joe Biden spent a career in politics, but his mind
Speaker 1: was functional enough to censor some of that stuff out.
Speaker 1: But now that part of his brain is gone, and
Speaker 1: he'll just get up in front of a whole room
Speaker 1: full of black people and tell him they're from.
Speaker 3: By the way, you know, the continent of Africa. You're
Speaker 3: gonna be the largest continent in the world in terms
Speaker 3: of population by the year twenty fifty.
Speaker 1: Large in the entire world. Watch men, watch, I'm rooting
Speaker 1: for you, Africans. I want you to know that that
Speaker 1: dear menu whisper every time the wife and I go
Speaker 1: out to eat, she wants to split the dishes. It
Speaker 1: drives me crazy. I'm probably as good, if not better
Speaker 1: than you, at finding the best item on a menu,
Speaker 1: and my wife picks something gross and as instant regrets
Speaker 1: when it gets to the table. Have you had similar
Speaker 1: experiences with your wife? How do I get her to
Speaker 1: either order better or stay away from my dish? Please
Speaker 1: don't say my name in case she's listening, Buddy. They
Speaker 1: all do this, Okay, they all do this, and my
Speaker 1: wife will do it too. We'll go out to eat,
Speaker 1: and of course she's got can I have the salmon
Speaker 1: salad or something disgusting like that? And I ordered the
Speaker 1: cheese steak with onion rings or something. And not all
Speaker 1: the time, it's not every meal, but occasionally she'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: that looks good. Can I have a bite? And of
Speaker 1: course I'm gonna say no, or I'm gonna say yes
Speaker 1: because she's my wife. And she'll take one bite and
Speaker 1: she'll be, oh, that's good. Are you done with this?
Speaker 1: She's never going to stop, and there's nothing you can
Speaker 1: do about it. What she wants is to eat something
Speaker 1: delicious without the guilt she feels about eating something delicious.
Speaker 1: So if she eats your delicious food, then she doesn't
Speaker 1: have that weingh on her conscience. She didn't order it,
Speaker 1: he ordered it. I had a little, And she'll of
Speaker 1: course lie to herself and everyone else about how much
Speaker 1: she had. I had a bite. You ain't half the
Speaker 1: cheese steak. But it's a way to ease her guilty conscience.
Speaker 1: She's never gonna stop. What, Chris, how do I get
Speaker 1: around it? I have a weird sickness. Bob calls me
Speaker 1: a food bully, and now the boys call me a
Speaker 1: food bully too. You know how much I love food,
Speaker 1: but I don't love it selfishly. When I have something delicious,
Speaker 1: I want other people to eat it. I want It's
Speaker 1: an ego thing. I'm sure it's a total ego thing.
Speaker 1: I not only want you to eat it, I want
Speaker 1: you to tell me how delicious it is, because it
Speaker 1: reinforces my thinking that I'm the greatest order of food
Speaker 1: in the world. If she takes the whole thing and
Speaker 1: eats the whole thing, I'll just order another one or
Speaker 1: something like that. I want to see her do it.
Speaker 1: And so no matter what it is, I got these
Speaker 1: new protein bars for the boys, and I'll make them
Speaker 1: try it. I don't want it, Dad, I don't want
Speaker 1: to know. You've got to try it, and Abill come out.
Speaker 1: Quit making the kids try all your food and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. I'm a food bully. But it's out of
Speaker 1: the goodness of my heart. Chris, what don't make that face.
Speaker 1: It is out of the goodness of my heart. And
Speaker 1: by the way, you should be nicer than me. My
Speaker 1: heart's still broken. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Maybe because these people they are crazy, because they always
Speaker 2: talk about how Christian is. Listen, I'm a gun sold
Speaker 2: in Texan, right. I've always been someone who has been intellectual.
Speaker 1: I was top ten percent of our class, and.
Speaker 2: That is specifically why I said a Jeffrey Epstein. Unlike Republicans,
Speaker 2: I at least don't.
Speaker 1: Go out and just tell lies. But if somebody who
Speaker 1: understands history, when I see Ice, I see slaves patrols,
Speaker 1: that's all ICE am supposed to do.
Speaker 2: Look at them as a fancy uber driver.
Speaker 1: We don't pick a cut. It is not a criminal violation.
Speaker 2: To enter the country illegally. As we know, the Republican
Speaker 2: Party is run by Russians.
Speaker 1: At this point in time. But you have this woman Crockett.
Speaker 1: She's a very low IQ person. I watched her speak
Speaker 1: the other day. She's definitely a low IQ person. I
Speaker 1: miss her. I know she's not officially gone yet, Chris,
Speaker 1: but you understand, we're not gonna have any more of this.
Speaker 1: There won't be any more of this now that she's gone.
Speaker 1: I miss her. Oh well, at least I have my chalk.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna cry because I have my chalk. My
Speaker 1: tea levels are so high that I don't even know
Speaker 1: if I have tear ducts anymore. I take a male
Speaker 1: vitality stack from chalk every single day with my cheese steak.
Speaker 1: No I'm kidding. I usually have it with my breakfast.
Speaker 1: They have female vitality stacks as well.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: What's that gonna do for you? Why even bother with it?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Would you like to have great energy
Speaker 1: all the time instead of feeling sluggish and tired all
Speaker 1: the time, ready to take a nap all the time?
Speaker 1: What if when you got home from work you felt
Speaker 1: like leaving the house and doing stuff. I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't want to be around other people, but I want
Speaker 1: to leave and go do stuff. You want to feel
Speaker 1: like that. Speaking of low iq is your mind getting
Speaker 1: a little foggy happens as you get older. Totally understandable.
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Speaker 3: And now here's a headline.
Speaker 1: You know the things emails we didn't get to you.
Speaker 1: I totally agree that Iran could never have a nuclear
Speaker 1: weapon under any circumstances. But let me throw this out.
Speaker 1: When I look at Europe willingly handing over their culture
Speaker 1: to radical Islamis, I can see them infiltrating and eventually
Speaker 1: taking over the governments of France and England who have
Speaker 1: nukes of their Did you hear Marco Rubio when he
Speaker 1: came out and said we're not sharing any more intelligence
Speaker 1: with the British over this whole Iran thing because and
Speaker 1: he flat out said they can no longer be trusted.
Speaker 1: Do you think that's a coincidence that the UK has
Speaker 1: slowly been taken over by Islamis, and now when we're
Speaker 1: at war within Islamic country, we can no longer share
Speaker 1: intelligence with them. This is how it goes. And by
Speaker 1: the way, your concerns are completely founded. We are going
Speaker 1: to have an Islamic country more than just Pakistan with
Speaker 1: a nuclear weapon because they all are taking over Europe.
Speaker 1: Probably not ideal anyway, sleep type, Let's see you next week.
Speaker 1: That's all.