WEBVTT - Ask Dr. Jesse Friday

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<v Speaker 1>It is The Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday. But don't you worry.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna have a great weekend. You're gonna put your

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<v Speaker 1>phone down. Hopefully gas prices don't keep going up because

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<v Speaker 1>that's not ideal, and you're gonna have a great weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>We will revisit things next week. Now, we have a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of stuff this hour. Someone has a parenting question,

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<v Speaker 1>an interesting one. I do have to bring up this

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Danes thing in Montana. I'll get to that first.

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<v Speaker 1>All that, or are we really teaching Russia and China

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<v Speaker 1>a lesson with all this Iran stuff? All that and

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<v Speaker 1>so much more. Now Steve Danes in Montana announces he's

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<v Speaker 1>dropping out about five minutes before the filing deadline closes.

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<v Speaker 1>Then they got to handpick a successor because of this,

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<v Speaker 1>because there's no time. And someone asked a question about it.

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<v Speaker 1>What a bunch of scumbags on both sides. It is

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<v Speaker 1>such a dirty business, isn't it? And I hate that

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<v Speaker 1>when Republicans do it, when Democrats do it. I hate

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<v Speaker 1>not letting people decide. And I'll tell you in a

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<v Speaker 1>way and this is obviously in the future, but in

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<v Speaker 1>a way I'm a little hesitant about the GOP in

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty eight in the coronation of jd Vance. And

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<v Speaker 1>I say this as you well know as someone I

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<v Speaker 1>like jd Vance a lot, a lot, I am as

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<v Speaker 1>impressed by jd Vance as a politician. I think, probably

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<v Speaker 1>as I have ever been with a Republican politician. That

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<v Speaker 1>is how impressive. I think. Jd Vance's genuine, solid, humble

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<v Speaker 1>guy has the right idea about so many things. I

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<v Speaker 1>am a as close to being a fan as possible.

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<v Speaker 1>I like jd Vance. If you ask me right now,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll probably vote for myself to be the nominee. I

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<v Speaker 1>scirm in my chair a little bit at how many

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<v Speaker 1>people have already made him the nominee, though, because it

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<v Speaker 1>feels like a coronation. Instead of letting the people choose,

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<v Speaker 1>the people should always be the ones who have the choice.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and speaking of Steve Danes, he has this doozy

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<v Speaker 1>on camera.

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<v Speaker 2>Flood of Mexican myth Mexican heroin Mexican fetomoy well twenty

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<v Speaker 2>years ago in Montana. Meth was homemade, it was homegrown,

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<v Speaker 2>and he had puri levels less than thirty percent today.

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<v Speaker 2>The myth that is getting into Montana is Mexican cartel.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to get back to making our own meth again,

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<v Speaker 1>what Chris, these are? These are quit making math. These

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<v Speaker 1>are American jobs, right, American jobs for American workers. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want Mexican methugh, I want American myth. We got

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<v Speaker 1>a kip more. We got to get more American meth. Here?

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<v Speaker 1>Where did these jobs go? Dear Jesse, My wife and

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<v Speaker 1>I are planning on having children, and we're already having

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<v Speaker 1>arguments about the right way to parent. We live close

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<v Speaker 1>to my parents, and I see that as a blessing.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife, however, is concerned they will butt in when

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<v Speaker 1>we parent and undercut us and go against our wishes,

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<v Speaker 1>so on and so forth. My wife and I also

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<v Speaker 1>argue that when our children that we don't even have

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<v Speaker 1>yet reach high school, they should be allowed a large

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<v Speaker 1>amount of freedom. And I counter with how I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>comfortable with having a child that drinks and doesn't even

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<v Speaker 1>try to hide it. My question is are all these

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<v Speaker 1>arguments even worth having? Yet? Shouldn't we be concentrating on

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<v Speaker 1>just having children? He asked that I not use his

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<v Speaker 1>name and James, I would never use your name. I'm kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>His name is not James. I won't use the name,

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<v Speaker 1>of course. All right, First of all, let's address this

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<v Speaker 1>large amount of freedom thing by the time they get

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<v Speaker 1>to high school. I can only I'm not some parenting expert.

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<v Speaker 1>I've only parented two children, all right, Sames and Luke.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are our sons. They're both now in high school.

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<v Speaker 1>In my experience, and there are others with more experience

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<v Speaker 1>than me, But in my experience, if you put in

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<v Speaker 1>the work parenting your child when they're young, you will

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<v Speaker 1>marvel at how little you have to parent by the

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<v Speaker 1>time they get into high school. I try not to

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<v Speaker 1>give them too many compliments, but my son's impressed me

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<v Speaker 1>so much now. And I sit back and I screwed

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<v Speaker 1>up so much in my life, but I'm freaking proud

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<v Speaker 1>to be honest selfishly proud of them, even things like

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<v Speaker 1>their posture. They used to you know, as tall, long boys.

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<v Speaker 1>They tend to hunch over a little bit, and I

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<v Speaker 1>used to dog on them all the time. Stand up straight,

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<v Speaker 1>stand up, strange. I was looking at them in church

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<v Speaker 1>on Sunday, sitting there straight shoulders back, and I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 1>to myself. How about that they say please and thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>They hold doors open for people. They're hard workers, really

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<v Speaker 1>hard workers, like they're diligent workers about things. I'm impressed

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<v Speaker 1>by them, extremely impressed by them. But that work came

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<v Speaker 1>before high school, over and over and over about manners

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<v Speaker 1>and hard work and things like that before high school.

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<v Speaker 1>By the time they get to high school, I mean, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you this. We let James have a beer.

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<v Speaker 1>He's seventeen. But we were in Europe and we were

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<v Speaker 1>in some cafe. We were stuck or planes got screwed up, whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>We're in some cafe eating cheese and bread and meat,

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<v Speaker 1>and he said, can I have a beer? And we

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<v Speaker 1>said sure. If he asked for a beer, now, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>let him. If he's home, right, he's home, You're welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to have some, right, I would let him. But he's

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<v Speaker 1>not interested. Luke's not interested that. They're they're not interested

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<v Speaker 1>in that. I've told you, I've had two cigars to

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<v Speaker 1>their knowledge in my lifetime and they are still lecturing

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<v Speaker 1>about it to this day, acting like I'm Pablo Escobar

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<v Speaker 1>because I had two cigars. Parent them young, teach them manners,

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<v Speaker 1>teach them the things you want young, and you won't

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<v Speaker 1>have to stress as much about them in high school.

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<v Speaker 1>Now to your other question about your parents, I wished

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<v Speaker 1>I lived closer to more extended family. My mom lives

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<v Speaker 1>down here now, and I love that so much, but

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I lived closer to more extended family. My

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<v Speaker 1>sister doesn't live here. My sister lives in Montana. I

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<v Speaker 1>wish she was here. I love my sister, the friends

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<v Speaker 1>I have, Like my buddy Luise the Tolty, he's Mexican,

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<v Speaker 1>so the he's got family all over the freaking place.

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<v Speaker 1>His wife's Mexican. I mean, you know how Mexicans are.

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<v Speaker 1>They reproduce like rabbits, and so that what, Chris what

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<v Speaker 1>you can say that anyway, So he's always got family

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<v Speaker 1>around now. Granted, there are obvious drawbacks to it. There's

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<v Speaker 1>always a new family obligation because everyone's got a birthday

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<v Speaker 1>or something like that. There's always something there, But in general,

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<v Speaker 1>you really want your family around you. And I did

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<v Speaker 1>not grow up like that. We had all our family

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<v Speaker 1>in Ohio and we moved to Montana when we were

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<v Speaker 1>ten years old, and we were the only Kellys out there.

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<v Speaker 1>There was no more family, so that's not how I

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<v Speaker 1>grew up, but I long for it. So much of

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<v Speaker 1>my family, as I said, is still in Ohio and

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<v Speaker 1>they still all get together. They're still all getting together

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<v Speaker 1>to come to a sports game, to a family reunion,

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<v Speaker 1>to a something like that. It's a good thing to

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<v Speaker 1>have your parents close, A very good thing. Now, there

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<v Speaker 1>there are some drawbacks when, for instance, I bring my

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<v Speaker 1>mom down here after my dad passed, we can look

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<v Speaker 1>after her, and she stalks her house full of all

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<v Speaker 1>the foods that AB won't put in our house for

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<v Speaker 1>the kids. And Luke, for instance, is a very finicky eater. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I wants him to eat healthy, right, so it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be chicken and vegetables and stuff like that. He'll just

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<v Speaker 1>stop by to quote see Grandma and just get some

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<v Speaker 1>craft back before he comes home, and he tells ib, well, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I already ate at grandma's house. And then she's just

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<v Speaker 1>sitting there stewing. Because my mom never says, no, oh

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<v Speaker 1>you want to you want a pizza, we can get

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<v Speaker 1>you have pizza whatever you'd like. Chocolate milk. We never

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<v Speaker 1>have chocolate milk in the house. Sure, she keeps it

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<v Speaker 1>by the gallon. Oh, speaking of Bob, Well, there's something

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<v Speaker 1>she's upset about. You remember the wife beaters story, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Just a quick recap for you that I've started to

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<v Speaker 1>wear wife beaters. There's the tank top, the white tank

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<v Speaker 1>tops underneath my dress shirts. When I have to dress

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<v Speaker 1>up for something, it's just more comfortable. The dress shirt

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<v Speaker 1>can get a little chafing. I started to wear wife beaters.

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<v Speaker 1>And we went to her anniversary thing in Tucson, Arizona

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<v Speaker 1>for the gymnastics team whatever, And I told you that

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<v Speaker 1>I thought everyone in the team was out at dinner

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<v Speaker 1>and I went downstairs in the hotel to get the

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<v Speaker 1>pizza I had delivered, and I was in jeans and

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<v Speaker 1>a wife beater, and like the whole team was there

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<v Speaker 1>and saw me, and of course they went and repeated

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<v Speaker 1>it to Bob, who came back, and the first thing

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<v Speaker 1>she said was, did you seriously go out in public

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<v Speaker 1>and just a wife beater? So that's the background in

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<v Speaker 1>case you missed it before. And I had to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that part because I've already got one wife beater

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<v Speaker 1>screw up. Bob was already making some pretty serious threats

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<v Speaker 1>after the last time, threats like I'm throwing all these

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<v Speaker 1>out there she was already making serious threats. It is

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<v Speaker 1>the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday. Remember you

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<v Speaker 1>can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So

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<v Speaker 1>there was an incident this morning that is not it's

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<v Speaker 1>not creating a very happy environment in the Kelly household.

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<v Speaker 1>I already told you about the past wife beater incident.

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<v Speaker 1>So when it comes to the wife beaters, I already

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<v Speaker 1>have one mark against me in OB's eyes, which I

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<v Speaker 1>think is unfair. But she's holding it against me now.

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<v Speaker 1>This morning, Remember when I told you Luke, my youngest,

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<v Speaker 1>he had his wisdom teeth cut out. This morning. He

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<v Speaker 1>had oral surgery and they were impact. That was this morning,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was early early. Bob got up with Luke

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<v Speaker 1>and they took off before I was awake. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>So now you know that. Now here's another thing. I

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<v Speaker 1>got a an air conditioning leak. It's a long story,

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<v Speaker 1>it's very frustrating, but I got an air conditioning league

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<v Speaker 1>and I have to fix part of my ceilings. It's

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<v Speaker 1>way too high. It's way beyond my expertise to fix it.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to fix part of my ceiling. So we

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<v Speaker 1>know this guy, this contractor is kind of a he's

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<v Speaker 1>one of the guys who really does these things. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we had reached out to him and he said he

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<v Speaker 1>was going to come over and take a look at

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<v Speaker 1>it this morning. This morning he shows up with his wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Lots of times when he shows up, okay. Oub had

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<v Speaker 1>told me last night that he was coming. She did

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<v Speaker 1>tell me, in her defense that he was coming. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so I did have it in my mind somewhere that

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<v Speaker 1>he was coming. I hear, oh, by the way we

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<v Speaker 1>left the door, he had a key. We gave him

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<v Speaker 1>a key so he could just like himself in and

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<v Speaker 1>handle it in case I was out back or something

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<v Speaker 1>like that. Anyway, he had key. So I hear Fred,

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<v Speaker 1>our dog, start barking loudly, and I hear the door

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<v Speaker 1>open and close the front door. I assumed it was ob.

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<v Speaker 1>I assumed it was Ob. Okay. I call out to

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<v Speaker 1>her a couple times. No response. Well, now now I'm

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<v Speaker 1>more than curious. Now I've got to go figure out

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<v Speaker 1>what's happening. Or maybe she didn't hear me. I am

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<v Speaker 1>sleeping in my boxers and my wife beater. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was my wife. I come barging out of the

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<v Speaker 1>room in my underwear in my wife beater, and there

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<v Speaker 1>they are staring at me from fifteen feet away is

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<v Speaker 1>the contractor and his wife who they brought along. What, Chris? What?

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<v Speaker 1>Chris thinks it's more of a pajama issue. But Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>I would agree with you. However, let's understand that nothing

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<v Speaker 1>happens in a vacuum. I already have a wife beater

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<v Speaker 1>and mark against me in OB's eyes. Now, the contractor

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<v Speaker 1>and more specifically, his wife saw me in a wife

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<v Speaker 1>beater and my underwear this morning. Bob is so upset

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<v Speaker 1>that I actually got this. I'll read it verbatim. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>your wife beaters are going in the trash. Clearly you

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<v Speaker 1>are not mature enough to properly wear them. What, Chris, What?

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<v Speaker 1>She's probably throwing them away right now? What? What? Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I said to Pajama wife beater is not

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing as day to day wife beater. This

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<v Speaker 1>is a totally different class of wife beater. I deserve

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<v Speaker 1>one more shot, at least one more shot. What, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>one more shot? Do I not deserve another shot? That's

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<v Speaker 1>two strikes. Baseball season is upon us. You don't strike

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<v Speaker 1>out after two strikes. If there's a third strike, which

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<v Speaker 1>there won't be. I'm pretty confident if there is a

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<v Speaker 1>third strike, then I'll give up the wife beaters. Two

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<v Speaker 1>strikes come on. I thought it was her. How is

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<v Speaker 1>this my fault? And she said, I told you last night.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but it was early. I was waking up,

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<v Speaker 1>so my brain wasn't fully on yet. Lucky I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have my gun that would have gone over well gosh, Jesse.

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<v Speaker 1>My question is do you think this war with Iran

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<v Speaker 1>will show the rest of the world that we can

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<v Speaker 1>still kick some butt China, Russia, North Korea, so on

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<v Speaker 1>and so forth. A show of force is better than

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<v Speaker 1>just doing drills. Oh yeah. And there are military details

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<v Speaker 1>to this which should be discussed, and we could talk

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<v Speaker 1>about them right now, really quickly. It's not just that

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<v Speaker 1>they're watching us blow blow. We are on the Smithereens.

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<v Speaker 1>Iran had Chinese stuff, Russian stuff. Iran supposedly had these

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<v Speaker 1>air defenses that were going to make life difficult for

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<v Speaker 1>us to penetrate. I was told that over and over

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<v Speaker 1>and over again. They can't. They haven't laid a glove

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<v Speaker 1>on any of our planes, not one. The one that

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<v Speaker 1>went down. The kiwaitis shot it down by accident. They

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<v Speaker 1>haven't laid a glove on our planes. We have completely

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<v Speaker 1>destroyed eradicated their air defenses and now we own the

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<v Speaker 1>skies over them, and we're blowing them the smithereens and

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<v Speaker 1>there's nothing they can do about it. Now, what kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a message do you think that sends to China

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<v Speaker 1>that Chinese air defenses didn't even slow America downtions in

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<v Speaker 1>a minute. But you know what my favorite thing in

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<v Speaker 1>politics is. Everyone knows by now, my favorite thing in

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<v Speaker 1>politics is Democrats pandering to black people. It is so shameless.

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<v Speaker 1>It's always so racist, just just nakedly racist, talking about

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<v Speaker 1>them like they're dumb or all they know is basketball,

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<v Speaker 1>and everyone Gavin Newsom is trying to relate I was

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<v Speaker 1>shooting beeball and hustling man. It's always shameless. It's always racist,

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<v Speaker 1>and let's be honest, shameless things are hilarious, and racist

0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:46.360
<v Speaker 1>things are hilarious. They always have been. Everyone knows it.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't have to cover it up. Democrats pandering to

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<v Speaker 1>black people leaves me in stitches. If it's Hillary's hot

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<v Speaker 1>sauce in or purse, or Gavin Newsome talking about Mac

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<v Speaker 1>and cheese and bee ball, or we could go down

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<v Speaker 1>the list Pete Boodh Jedge with the all time greatest one.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that to ever be top drinking a

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<v Speaker 1>forty out of a brown paper bag trying to increase

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<v Speaker 1>the percentage of the black vote, it just doesn't get

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<v Speaker 1>more funny than that. I'm a terrible person and I

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<v Speaker 1>find it to be funny now. Jesse Jackson died recently.

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<v Speaker 1>Today was the ceremony, the funeral, if you will, and

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<v Speaker 1>Democrats came out in mass to give speeches at the funeral,

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<v Speaker 1>lots of it, like Obama's and stuff like that. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care. But somebody got on the phone and contacted

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<v Speaker 1>old Papa Joe, Joe Biden, and whoever made that phone call,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, thank you, We owe you. Joe Biden. You

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<v Speaker 1>knew who was gonna do it, got up today to

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<v Speaker 1>speak at Jesse Jackson's funeral. Chris says, there's another cut

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<v Speaker 1>that I haven't heard yet, so we'll get to that

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<v Speaker 1>in a moment. But all I know is I have

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<v Speaker 1>listened to this ten times today and it just kills me.

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<v Speaker 1>Man By the way, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know, the continent of Africa. He's gonna be the largest

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<v Speaker 3>continent in the world in terms of population by the

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<v Speaker 3>year twenty fifties. Large in the entire world, watch Man Watch.

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<v Speaker 1>Does Joe Biden know that the black people in the

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<v Speaker 1>room they aren't from Africa? Do you think he knows that, Chris?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think he knows that the black people in

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<v Speaker 1>the room are Americans? And he tells you that's obvious,

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<v Speaker 1>He's tell he's saying it to them because he exply.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you Africans know what I'm talking about, right,

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<v Speaker 1>this is an applause the way you know the continent

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<v Speaker 1>of Africa.

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<v Speaker 3>He's gonna be the largest continent in the world in

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<v Speaker 3>terms of population by the year twenty fifties.

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<v Speaker 1>Large in the entire world. Watch Man Watch. That's so great,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I haven't I don't think i've heard this

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<v Speaker 1>one that Chris supposedly has. Chris, I'm all the ears, Firewood.

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<v Speaker 3>If I told you all earlier when I was a kid,

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<v Speaker 3>I had a cleft palate or club foot, and note

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<v Speaker 3>even have laughed.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's okay to laugh. It's stuttering.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not being critical of here, but think about it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the one place for people think you're stupid Oh really,

0:19:30.440 --> 0:19:31.879
<v Speaker 3>I'm a lot smarter, most of me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm smarter than you dummies. Anyway, that's the bad news.

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<v Speaker 1>The good news is you Africans are killing them. By

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<v Speaker 1>the way.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, the continent of Africa, it's gonna be the

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<v Speaker 3>largest continent in the world in terms of population by

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<v Speaker 3>the year twenty fifty, is large in the entire world.

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<v Speaker 1>Watch man, it's so hot. It's so good. I love

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<v Speaker 1>it so much. And it works. It works, It's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Dear our doctor soft serve. I understand protesting is a

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful part of the freedom of speech. However, is it

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<v Speaker 1>legal for these organizations to fund protesting sounds like paid

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<v Speaker 1>insurrectionists to me. Okay, so I'm just sometimes no. The

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<v Speaker 1>reason the Communist network in the United States of America,

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<v Speaker 1>much of it funded by China, by the way, but

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<v Speaker 1>the Communist network in the United States of America, it

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<v Speaker 1>can be dismantled somewhat. And part of the way we

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<v Speaker 1>can do that is this. There are and I won't

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<v Speaker 1>bore you with all the details, nor am I a

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<v Speaker 1>world's expert on it. I just know a bit about

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<v Speaker 1>a bit I've told you before that after I lost

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<v Speaker 1>running for Congress. I moved back to DC and I

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<v Speaker 1>worked for a non profit for a year, a nonprofit. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>There are different tax qualification classifications for different kinds of organizations,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not going to bore you with the details.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a five oh one C three, there's a five

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<v Speaker 1>oh one C four. There's none of that stuff matters.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's here's what does matter for our purposes. If you are,

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<v Speaker 1>for instance, a nonprofit, something that's tax exempt, the tax

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<v Speaker 1>exempt nonprofit, something like that, you are not allowed to

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<v Speaker 1>be political while being a nonprofit. You are you have

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<v Speaker 1>to reclassify your entire organization by the law. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>that's supposed to go. You are not allowed to be

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<v Speaker 1>political when you are a nonprofit. So what's a It's

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<v Speaker 1>a big charity. Everyone would know. The Red Cross is

0:21:51.480 --> 0:21:53.760
<v Speaker 1>a big one. I'm not a fan, but the Red Cross.

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<v Speaker 1>The Red Cross cannot come out and say vote Republican

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<v Speaker 1>this November. They cannot do it. They would they would

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<v Speaker 1>lose their status. It's not allowed it. Also, when you

0:22:05.640 --> 0:22:10.640
<v Speaker 1>are a nonprofit, it allows you to be shielded from

0:22:10.760 --> 0:22:13.680
<v Speaker 1>certain things in the government. They can't look into certain things,

0:22:13.680 --> 0:22:19.040
<v Speaker 1>they don't get to know certain things. That's why communists

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<v Speaker 1>love to create nonprofits, because it allows them to stay

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<v Speaker 1>more secret. Hey, I don't have to tell you who

0:22:26.680 --> 0:22:30.320
<v Speaker 1>my donors are. I don't have to disclose anything to you.

0:22:30.920 --> 0:22:36.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm a nonprofit. Communists love that they can hide behind nonprofits,

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<v Speaker 1>but then they use the nonprofits for obviously political ends,

0:22:43.920 --> 0:22:48.800
<v Speaker 1>and that is part of our legal route to dismantling

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<v Speaker 1>this communist network in the country. I'll tell you this,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a story. My buddy Jerry Dunleavy is the

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<v Speaker 1>one who did the investigative reporting on this, so I

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<v Speaker 1>want to make sure he gets the credit. He writes

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<v Speaker 1>for Just the News. He does really sharp stuff he

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<v Speaker 1>was talking to me about. So after we started bombing Iran.

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<v Speaker 1>We started bombing Iran, and it was the next day

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<v Speaker 1>there were protests against that across the United States of America.

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<v Speaker 1>The next day. It was wild how fast they popped

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<v Speaker 1>up protests. Here protest and they all had signs. No,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not talking about something. You sit down with a

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<v Speaker 1>magic marker and write either. They all had signs. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you know this Roy Singham? You ever heard that name?

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<v Speaker 1>Roy Singham. It's a name for you to put in

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<v Speaker 1>the back of your head. Roy's Singham is a communist

0:23:37.000 --> 0:23:39.760
<v Speaker 1>who hates the United States of America. He's an open communist,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way he admits it. He lives in Shanghai,

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<v Speaker 1>he lives in China. He he's a billionaire. He funds

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<v Speaker 1>a network of communist organizations in the United States of

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<v Speaker 1>America that are, in essence, quick reaction forces whenever the

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<v Speaker 1>communist wants protesters in the street. As I've explained to

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<v Speaker 1>you a thousand times, all the communist street activity you've

0:24:06.880 --> 0:24:09.959
<v Speaker 1>ever seen in your life is it's paid, it's organized,

0:24:10.000 --> 0:24:12.199
<v Speaker 1>it's professional. It's not organic at all. They want you

0:24:12.280 --> 0:24:16.480
<v Speaker 1>to think it's organic, but it is not. Roy Singham

0:24:16.680 --> 0:24:21.080
<v Speaker 1>and his network of communists they were the ones who

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<v Speaker 1>funded and carried out the anti Eiran protests that popped

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<v Speaker 1>up the next day. It wasn't organic. If you turned

0:24:29.480 --> 0:24:32.120
<v Speaker 1>on the news and you saw people saying no, no, now,

0:24:32.240 --> 0:24:35.159
<v Speaker 1>bombing all that other stuff, it was someone got on

0:24:35.200 --> 0:24:38.639
<v Speaker 1>the phone and said, this is an opportunity. Here. We

0:24:38.720 --> 0:24:40.760
<v Speaker 1>have your signs already printed. I'm sure they have a

0:24:40.760 --> 0:24:43.920
<v Speaker 1>professional printer in their employee, probably many of them. Here's

0:24:43.960 --> 0:24:47.359
<v Speaker 1>the signs, here's the shirts, here's the language. You use,

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<v Speaker 1>go out and protest and make a nuisance of yourself

0:24:51.520 --> 0:24:56.320
<v Speaker 1>in the streets. It's all funded. That was funded by China.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know that money came from China? China? Does

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<v Speaker 1>that be because creating division inside of a country weakens

0:25:03.960 --> 0:25:08.080
<v Speaker 1>a country that is as old a technique as time itself.

0:25:08.400 --> 0:25:11.320
<v Speaker 1>Find a way to worm your way into a society

0:25:11.400 --> 0:25:13.800
<v Speaker 1>and break it up and divide it. It'll make it

0:25:13.880 --> 0:25:15.520
<v Speaker 1>more easy to conquer it. How about that.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, you know, the continent of Africa, He's

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be the largest continent in the world in terms

0:25:23.760 --> 0:25:25.359
<v Speaker 3>of population by the year twenty fifty, is.

0:25:25.400 --> 0:25:33.840
<v Speaker 1>Large in the entire world. Watch man, watch you Africans

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh.

0:25:35.160 --> 0:25:39.800
<v Speaker 1>You gotta be excited about that place. You're all from

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Biden College. It's so funny and like Chris pointed

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<v Speaker 1>out during the break, we were of course laughing about

0:25:45.920 --> 0:25:47.760
<v Speaker 1>that clip. I can't believe I waited til the end

0:25:47.760 --> 0:25:50.000
<v Speaker 1>of the show to start playing it. We start with

0:25:50.119 --> 0:25:52.160
<v Speaker 1>christ and we were laughing about the clip during the break,

0:25:52.200 --> 0:25:55.960
<v Speaker 1>and he pointed out that the problem is Joe Biden.

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<v Speaker 1>His mind is obviously deteriorated to the point that he

0:25:59.480 --> 0:26:02.720
<v Speaker 1>can't cover up the racist thoughts he has. Remember that

0:26:02.760 --> 0:26:05.000
<v Speaker 1>time he came out and exactly do to put it

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<v Speaker 1>that that poor kids are deserved just the same opportunity

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<v Speaker 1>as white kids or something like that. I may have

0:26:13.000 --> 0:26:16.800
<v Speaker 1>screwed that up. And it's something along those lines. He

0:26:16.800 --> 0:26:20.200
<v Speaker 1>he has these racist thoughts. Probably a very racist person,

0:26:20.240 --> 0:26:21.920
<v Speaker 1>to be honest with you, That's probably how he looks

0:26:21.920 --> 0:26:24.840
<v Speaker 1>at the world. I'm sure he grew up really racist.

0:26:24.880 --> 0:26:28.200
<v Speaker 1>Parents are probably really racist. But oh, you have it, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll play it.

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<v Speaker 3>Poor kids, you're just as bright and just as talent

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<v Speaker 3>as white kids.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like reminds me of Kathy Hogel telling that black

0:26:39.480 --> 0:26:43.600
<v Speaker 1>kids in the Bronx don't know what a computer is. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Biden spent a career in politics, but his mind

0:26:48.760 --> 0:26:52.160
<v Speaker 1>was functional enough to censor some of that stuff out.

0:26:52.720 --> 0:26:56.000
<v Speaker 1>But now that part of his brain is gone, and

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<v Speaker 1>he'll just get up in front of a whole room

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<v Speaker 1>full of black people and tell him they're from.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, you know, the continent of Africa. You're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be the largest continent in the world in terms

0:27:07.600 --> 0:27:09.119
<v Speaker 3>of population by the year twenty fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>Large in the entire world. Watch men, watch, I'm rooting

0:27:17.680 --> 0:27:20.720
<v Speaker 1>for you, Africans. I want you to know that that

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<v Speaker 1>dear menu whisper every time the wife and I go

0:27:24.560 --> 0:27:27.000
<v Speaker 1>out to eat, she wants to split the dishes. It

0:27:27.080 --> 0:27:30.320
<v Speaker 1>drives me crazy. I'm probably as good, if not better

0:27:30.359 --> 0:27:32.399
<v Speaker 1>than you, at finding the best item on a menu,

0:27:32.800 --> 0:27:35.960
<v Speaker 1>and my wife picks something gross and as instant regrets

0:27:36.000 --> 0:27:38.760
<v Speaker 1>when it gets to the table. Have you had similar

0:27:38.840 --> 0:27:41.919
<v Speaker 1>experiences with your wife? How do I get her to

0:27:41.960 --> 0:27:45.760
<v Speaker 1>either order better or stay away from my dish? Please

0:27:45.800 --> 0:27:51.400
<v Speaker 1>don't say my name in case she's listening, Buddy. They

0:27:51.400 --> 0:27:55.800
<v Speaker 1>all do this, Okay, they all do this, and my

0:27:55.880 --> 0:28:00.600
<v Speaker 1>wife will do it too. We'll go out to eat,

0:28:01.240 --> 0:28:03.560
<v Speaker 1>and of course she's got can I have the salmon

0:28:03.760 --> 0:28:07.800
<v Speaker 1>salad or something disgusting like that? And I ordered the

0:28:07.920 --> 0:28:12.840
<v Speaker 1>cheese steak with onion rings or something. And not all

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<v Speaker 1>the time, it's not every meal, but occasionally she'd be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that looks good. Can I have a bite? And of

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<v Speaker 1>course I'm gonna say no, or I'm gonna say yes

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<v Speaker 1>because she's my wife. And she'll take one bite and

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<v Speaker 1>she'll be, oh, that's good. Are you done with this?

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<v Speaker 1>She's never going to stop, and there's nothing you can

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<v Speaker 1>do about it. What she wants is to eat something

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<v Speaker 1>delicious without the guilt she feels about eating something delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>So if she eats your delicious food, then she doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>have that weingh on her conscience. She didn't order it,

0:28:55.560 --> 0:28:58.600
<v Speaker 1>he ordered it. I had a little, And she'll of

0:28:58.640 --> 0:29:01.280
<v Speaker 1>course lie to herself and everyone else about how much

0:29:01.320 --> 0:29:04.000
<v Speaker 1>she had. I had a bite. You ain't half the

0:29:04.120 --> 0:29:09.280
<v Speaker 1>cheese steak. But it's a way to ease her guilty conscience.

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<v Speaker 1>She's never gonna stop. What, Chris, how do I get

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<v Speaker 1>around it? I have a weird sickness. Bob calls me

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<v Speaker 1>a food bully, and now the boys call me a

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<v Speaker 1>food bully too. You know how much I love food,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't love it selfishly. When I have something delicious,

0:29:32.600 --> 0:29:35.840
<v Speaker 1>I want other people to eat it. I want It's

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<v Speaker 1>an ego thing. I'm sure it's a total ego thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I not only want you to eat it, I want

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<v Speaker 1>you to tell me how delicious it is, because it

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<v Speaker 1>reinforces my thinking that I'm the greatest order of food

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<v Speaker 1>in the world. If she takes the whole thing and

0:29:48.480 --> 0:29:50.240
<v Speaker 1>eats the whole thing, I'll just order another one or

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<v Speaker 1>something like that. I want to see her do it.

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<v Speaker 1>And so no matter what it is, I got these

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<v Speaker 1>new protein bars for the boys, and I'll make them

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<v Speaker 1>try it. I don't want it, Dad, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to know. You've got to try it, and Abill come out.

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<v Speaker 1>Quit making the kids try all your food and stuff

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<v Speaker 1>like that. I'm a food bully. But it's out of

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<v Speaker 1>the goodness of my heart. Chris, what don't make that face.

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<v Speaker 1>It is out of the goodness of my heart. And

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, you should be nicer than me. My

0:30:17.680 --> 0:30:21.440
<v Speaker 1>heart's still broken. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe because these people they are crazy, because they always

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<v Speaker 2>talk about how Christian is. Listen, I'm a gun sold

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<v Speaker 2>in Texan, right. I've always been someone who has been intellectual.

0:30:32.960 --> 0:30:34.600
<v Speaker 1>I was top ten percent of our class, and.

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<v Speaker 2>That is specifically why I said a Jeffrey Epstein. Unlike Republicans,

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<v Speaker 2>I at least don't.

0:30:39.440 --> 0:30:41.840
<v Speaker 1>Go out and just tell lies. But if somebody who

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<v Speaker 1>understands history, when I see Ice, I see slaves patrols,

0:30:46.480 --> 0:30:47.800
<v Speaker 1>that's all ICE am supposed to do.

0:30:47.880 --> 0:30:49.600
<v Speaker 2>Look at them as a fancy uber driver.

0:30:50.000 --> 0:30:53.480
<v Speaker 1>We don't pick a cut. It is not a criminal violation.

0:30:53.640 --> 0:31:00.000
<v Speaker 2>To enter the country illegally. As we know, the Republican

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<v Speaker 2>Party is run by Russians.

0:31:01.640 --> 0:31:04.520
<v Speaker 1>At this point in time. But you have this woman Crockett.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a very low IQ person. I watched her speak

0:31:07.600 --> 0:31:12.280
<v Speaker 1>the other day. She's definitely a low IQ person. I

0:31:12.360 --> 0:31:18.640
<v Speaker 1>miss her. I know she's not officially gone yet, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>but you understand, we're not gonna have any more of this.

0:31:23.120 --> 0:31:25.680
<v Speaker 1>There won't be any more of this now that she's gone.

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<v Speaker 1>I miss her. Oh well, at least I have my chalk.

0:31:30.360 --> 0:31:32.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna cry because I have my chalk. My

0:31:32.400 --> 0:31:34.720
<v Speaker 1>tea levels are so high that I don't even know

0:31:34.760 --> 0:31:38.320
<v Speaker 1>if I have tear ducts anymore. I take a male

0:31:38.400 --> 0:31:41.600
<v Speaker 1>vitality stack from chalk every single day with my cheese steak.

0:31:41.600 --> 0:31:43.720
<v Speaker 1>No I'm kidding. I usually have it with my breakfast.

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<v Speaker 1>They have female vitality stacks as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Well.

0:31:46.160 --> 0:31:48.080
<v Speaker 1>What's that gonna do for you? Why even bother with it?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Would you like to have great energy

0:31:50.600 --> 0:31:53.600
<v Speaker 1>all the time instead of feeling sluggish and tired all

0:31:53.640 --> 0:31:55.920
<v Speaker 1>the time, ready to take a nap all the time?

0:31:56.120 --> 0:31:58.360
<v Speaker 1>What if when you got home from work you felt

0:31:58.400 --> 0:32:01.560
<v Speaker 1>like leaving the house and doing stuff. I mean, I

0:32:01.600 --> 0:32:03.120
<v Speaker 1>don't want to be around other people, but I want

0:32:03.120 --> 0:32:05.120
<v Speaker 1>to leave and go do stuff. You want to feel

0:32:05.160 --> 0:32:09.520
<v Speaker 1>like that. Speaking of low iq is your mind getting

0:32:09.560 --> 0:32:12.480
<v Speaker 1>a little foggy happens as you get older. Totally understandable.

0:32:13.480 --> 0:32:16.240
<v Speaker 1>What if that fog could be lifted? I get these

0:32:16.280 --> 0:32:21.480
<v Speaker 1>emails about how the mental clarity you get natural herbal

0:32:21.960 --> 0:32:26.520
<v Speaker 1>supplements from chalk will change your life. Go get a

0:32:26.600 --> 0:32:34.560
<v Speaker 1>subscription and enjoy them. See hoq dot com promo code Jesse.

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<v Speaker 3>And now here's a headline.

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<v Speaker 1>You know the things emails we didn't get to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I totally agree that Iran could never have a nuclear

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<v Speaker 1>weapon under any circumstances. But let me throw this out.

0:32:50.920 --> 0:32:53.600
<v Speaker 1>When I look at Europe willingly handing over their culture

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<v Speaker 1>to radical Islamis, I can see them infiltrating and eventually

0:32:57.160 --> 0:32:59.440
<v Speaker 1>taking over the governments of France and England who have

0:32:59.560 --> 0:33:01.960
<v Speaker 1>nukes of their Did you hear Marco Rubio when he

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<v Speaker 1>came out and said we're not sharing any more intelligence

0:33:04.280 --> 0:33:07.200
<v Speaker 1>with the British over this whole Iran thing because and

0:33:07.320 --> 0:33:09.800
<v Speaker 1>he flat out said they can no longer be trusted.

0:33:10.200 --> 0:33:14.960
<v Speaker 1>Do you think that's a coincidence that the UK has

0:33:14.960 --> 0:33:18.000
<v Speaker 1>slowly been taken over by Islamis, and now when we're

0:33:18.040 --> 0:33:20.760
<v Speaker 1>at war within Islamic country, we can no longer share

0:33:20.800 --> 0:33:23.880
<v Speaker 1>intelligence with them. This is how it goes. And by

0:33:23.920 --> 0:33:28.120
<v Speaker 1>the way, your concerns are completely founded. We are going

0:33:28.160 --> 0:33:30.840
<v Speaker 1>to have an Islamic country more than just Pakistan with

0:33:30.920 --> 0:33:34.360
<v Speaker 1>a nuclear weapon because they all are taking over Europe.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably not ideal anyway, sleep type, Let's see you next week.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all.