1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:04,120 Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:08,640 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday. But don't you worry. 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:11,399 Speaker 1: You're gonna have a great weekend. You're gonna put your 4 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:14,600 Speaker 1: phone down. Hopefully gas prices don't keep going up because 5 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,360 Speaker 1: that's not ideal, and you're gonna have a great weekend. 6 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:20,400 Speaker 1: We will revisit things next week. Now, we have a 7 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:24,160 Speaker 1: bunch of stuff this hour. Someone has a parenting question, 8 00:00:24,239 --> 00:00:27,880 Speaker 1: an interesting one. I do have to bring up this 9 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,960 Speaker 1: Steve Danes thing in Montana. I'll get to that first. 10 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:34,920 Speaker 1: All that, or are we really teaching Russia and China 11 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:37,080 Speaker 1: a lesson with all this Iran stuff? All that and 12 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:42,960 Speaker 1: so much more. Now Steve Danes in Montana announces he's 13 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:47,200 Speaker 1: dropping out about five minutes before the filing deadline closes. 14 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:51,680 Speaker 1: Then they got to handpick a successor because of this, 15 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:54,400 Speaker 1: because there's no time. And someone asked a question about it. 16 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,880 Speaker 1: What a bunch of scumbags on both sides. It is 17 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:00,640 Speaker 1: such a dirty business, isn't it? And I hate that 18 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:04,200 Speaker 1: when Republicans do it, when Democrats do it. I hate 19 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:09,840 Speaker 1: not letting people decide. And I'll tell you in a 20 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:12,959 Speaker 1: way and this is obviously in the future, but in 21 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 1: a way I'm a little hesitant about the GOP in 22 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:21,679 Speaker 1: twenty twenty eight in the coronation of jd Vance. And 23 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:24,759 Speaker 1: I say this as you well know as someone I 24 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Speaker 1: like jd Vance a lot, a lot, I am as 25 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:32,440 Speaker 1: impressed by jd Vance as a politician. I think, probably 26 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:35,640 Speaker 1: as I have ever been with a Republican politician. That 27 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 1: is how impressive. I think. Jd Vance's genuine, solid, humble 28 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 1: guy has the right idea about so many things. I 29 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 1: am a as close to being a fan as possible. 30 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 1: I like jd Vance. If you ask me right now, 31 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:54,960 Speaker 1: I'll probably vote for myself to be the nominee. I 32 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:59,520 Speaker 1: scirm in my chair a little bit at how many 33 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:03,280 Speaker 1: people have already made him the nominee, though, because it 34 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:08,280 Speaker 1: feels like a coronation. Instead of letting the people choose, 35 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:12,120 Speaker 1: the people should always be the ones who have the choice. 36 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:15,080 Speaker 1: Oh and speaking of Steve Danes, he has this doozy 37 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 1: on camera. 38 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 2: Flood of Mexican myth Mexican heroin Mexican fetomoy well twenty 39 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 2: years ago in Montana. Meth was homemade, it was homegrown, 40 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:33,119 Speaker 2: and he had puri levels less than thirty percent today. 41 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:37,160 Speaker 2: The myth that is getting into Montana is Mexican cartel. 42 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,800 Speaker 1: We need to get back to making our own meth again, 43 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 1: what Chris, these are? These are quit making math. These 44 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 1: are American jobs, right, American jobs for American workers. I 45 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:59,360 Speaker 1: don't want Mexican methugh, I want American myth. We got 46 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,720 Speaker 1: a kip more. We got to get more American meth. Here? 47 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,640 Speaker 1: Where did these jobs go? Dear Jesse, My wife and 48 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:08,320 Speaker 1: I are planning on having children, and we're already having 49 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,360 Speaker 1: arguments about the right way to parent. We live close 50 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,320 Speaker 1: to my parents, and I see that as a blessing. 51 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,680 Speaker 1: My wife, however, is concerned they will butt in when 52 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:20,000 Speaker 1: we parent and undercut us and go against our wishes, 53 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,280 Speaker 1: so on and so forth. My wife and I also 54 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,720 Speaker 1: argue that when our children that we don't even have 55 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,560 Speaker 1: yet reach high school, they should be allowed a large 56 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,840 Speaker 1: amount of freedom. And I counter with how I'm not 57 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 1: comfortable with having a child that drinks and doesn't even 58 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:35,440 Speaker 1: try to hide it. My question is are all these 59 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:39,120 Speaker 1: arguments even worth having? Yet? Shouldn't we be concentrating on 60 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,960 Speaker 1: just having children? He asked that I not use his 61 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,640 Speaker 1: name and James, I would never use your name. I'm kidding. 62 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:46,520 Speaker 1: His name is not James. I won't use the name, 63 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:50,440 Speaker 1: of course. All right, First of all, let's address this 64 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 1: large amount of freedom thing by the time they get 65 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 1: to high school. I can only I'm not some parenting expert. 66 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:00,560 Speaker 1: I've only parented two children, all right, Sames and Luke. 67 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 1: Those are our sons. They're both now in high school. 68 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: In my experience, and there are others with more experience 69 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:13,200 Speaker 1: than me, But in my experience, if you put in 70 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:18,120 Speaker 1: the work parenting your child when they're young, you will 71 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:21,240 Speaker 1: marvel at how little you have to parent by the 72 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:25,320 Speaker 1: time they get into high school. I try not to 73 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:29,520 Speaker 1: give them too many compliments, but my son's impressed me 74 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:32,599 Speaker 1: so much now. And I sit back and I screwed 75 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 1: up so much in my life, but I'm freaking proud 76 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:39,040 Speaker 1: to be honest selfishly proud of them, even things like 77 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:42,960 Speaker 1: their posture. They used to you know, as tall, long boys. 78 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 1: They tend to hunch over a little bit, and I 79 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 1: used to dog on them all the time. Stand up straight, 80 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Speaker 1: stand up, strange. I was looking at them in church 81 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:52,039 Speaker 1: on Sunday, sitting there straight shoulders back, and I'm thinking 82 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:56,640 Speaker 1: to myself. How about that they say please and thank you, 83 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:00,279 Speaker 1: They hold doors open for people. They're hard workers, really 84 00:05:00,279 --> 00:05:05,839 Speaker 1: hard workers, like they're diligent workers about things. I'm impressed 85 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:09,760 Speaker 1: by them, extremely impressed by them. But that work came 86 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:13,800 Speaker 1: before high school, over and over and over about manners 87 00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:17,039 Speaker 1: and hard work and things like that before high school. 88 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,360 Speaker 1: By the time they get to high school, I mean, look, 89 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 1: I'll tell you this. We let James have a beer. 90 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:26,760 Speaker 1: He's seventeen. But we were in Europe and we were 91 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:30,280 Speaker 1: in some cafe. We were stuck or planes got screwed up, whatever. 92 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:33,000 Speaker 1: We're in some cafe eating cheese and bread and meat, 93 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:36,680 Speaker 1: and he said, can I have a beer? And we 94 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:42,960 Speaker 1: said sure. If he asked for a beer, now, I'd 95 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,960 Speaker 1: let him. If he's home, right, he's home, You're welcome 96 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:48,800 Speaker 1: to have some, right, I would let him. But he's 97 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:53,120 Speaker 1: not interested. Luke's not interested that. They're they're not interested 98 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:57,080 Speaker 1: in that. I've told you, I've had two cigars to 99 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,960 Speaker 1: their knowledge in my lifetime and they are still lecturing 100 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 1: about it to this day, acting like I'm Pablo Escobar 101 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:08,280 Speaker 1: because I had two cigars. Parent them young, teach them manners, 102 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 1: teach them the things you want young, and you won't 103 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,560 Speaker 1: have to stress as much about them in high school. 104 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:18,960 Speaker 1: Now to your other question about your parents, I wished 105 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:23,679 Speaker 1: I lived closer to more extended family. My mom lives 106 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:26,600 Speaker 1: down here now, and I love that so much, but 107 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:30,159 Speaker 1: I wish I lived closer to more extended family. My 108 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:32,440 Speaker 1: sister doesn't live here. My sister lives in Montana. I 109 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:35,839 Speaker 1: wish she was here. I love my sister, the friends 110 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:38,800 Speaker 1: I have, Like my buddy Luise the Tolty, he's Mexican, 111 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:41,480 Speaker 1: so the he's got family all over the freaking place. 112 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:43,800 Speaker 1: His wife's Mexican. I mean, you know how Mexicans are. 113 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:48,520 Speaker 1: They reproduce like rabbits, and so that what, Chris what 114 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:53,960 Speaker 1: you can say that anyway, So he's always got family 115 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:58,200 Speaker 1: around now. Granted, there are obvious drawbacks to it. There's 116 00:06:58,279 --> 00:07:01,520 Speaker 1: always a new family obligation because everyone's got a birthday 117 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:06,400 Speaker 1: or something like that. There's always something there, But in general, 118 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:11,680 Speaker 1: you really want your family around you. And I did 119 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:14,040 Speaker 1: not grow up like that. We had all our family 120 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:17,320 Speaker 1: in Ohio and we moved to Montana when we were 121 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:19,800 Speaker 1: ten years old, and we were the only Kellys out there. 122 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:22,160 Speaker 1: There was no more family, so that's not how I 123 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:27,280 Speaker 1: grew up, but I long for it. So much of 124 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,120 Speaker 1: my family, as I said, is still in Ohio and 125 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,600 Speaker 1: they still all get together. They're still all getting together 126 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:35,520 Speaker 1: to come to a sports game, to a family reunion, 127 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:38,640 Speaker 1: to a something like that. It's a good thing to 128 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:42,440 Speaker 1: have your parents close, A very good thing. Now, there 129 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:48,000 Speaker 1: there are some drawbacks when, for instance, I bring my 130 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:51,000 Speaker 1: mom down here after my dad passed, we can look 131 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:57,480 Speaker 1: after her, and she stalks her house full of all 132 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:00,120 Speaker 1: the foods that AB won't put in our house for 133 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:05,120 Speaker 1: the kids. And Luke, for instance, is a very finicky eater. Well, 134 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,000 Speaker 1: I wants him to eat healthy, right, so it's gonna 135 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,920 Speaker 1: be chicken and vegetables and stuff like that. He'll just 136 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:13,680 Speaker 1: stop by to quote see Grandma and just get some 137 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:17,600 Speaker 1: craft back before he comes home, and he tells ib, well, sorry, 138 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:20,160 Speaker 1: I already ate at grandma's house. And then she's just 139 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:23,000 Speaker 1: sitting there stewing. Because my mom never says, no, oh 140 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,040 Speaker 1: you want to you want a pizza, we can get 141 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:27,520 Speaker 1: you have pizza whatever you'd like. Chocolate milk. We never 142 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,880 Speaker 1: have chocolate milk in the house. Sure, she keeps it 143 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:42,120 Speaker 1: by the gallon. Oh, speaking of Bob, Well, there's something 144 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:47,920 Speaker 1: she's upset about. You remember the wife beaters story, right, 145 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:53,560 Speaker 1: Just a quick recap for you that I've started to 146 00:08:53,679 --> 00:08:57,000 Speaker 1: wear wife beaters. There's the tank top, the white tank 147 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,880 Speaker 1: tops underneath my dress shirts. When I have to dress 148 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:02,280 Speaker 1: up for something, it's just more comfortable. The dress shirt 149 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:04,959 Speaker 1: can get a little chafing. I started to wear wife beaters. 150 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:10,080 Speaker 1: And we went to her anniversary thing in Tucson, Arizona 151 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:13,760 Speaker 1: for the gymnastics team whatever, And I told you that 152 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,760 Speaker 1: I thought everyone in the team was out at dinner 153 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:20,720 Speaker 1: and I went downstairs in the hotel to get the 154 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:23,360 Speaker 1: pizza I had delivered, and I was in jeans and 155 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:26,839 Speaker 1: a wife beater, and like the whole team was there 156 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:29,400 Speaker 1: and saw me, and of course they went and repeated 157 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:33,079 Speaker 1: it to Bob, who came back, and the first thing 158 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:36,000 Speaker 1: she said was, did you seriously go out in public 159 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:39,840 Speaker 1: and just a wife beater? So that's the background in 160 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,240 Speaker 1: case you missed it before. And I had to tell 161 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:49,240 Speaker 1: you that part because I've already got one wife beater 162 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:54,760 Speaker 1: screw up. Bob was already making some pretty serious threats 163 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:58,839 Speaker 1: after the last time, threats like I'm throwing all these 164 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:05,000 Speaker 1: out there she was already making serious threats. It is 165 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:09,760 Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday. Remember you 166 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:14,040 Speaker 1: can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So 167 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:21,680 Speaker 1: there was an incident this morning that is not it's 168 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:25,160 Speaker 1: not creating a very happy environment in the Kelly household. 169 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:28,120 Speaker 1: I already told you about the past wife beater incident. 170 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,560 Speaker 1: So when it comes to the wife beaters, I already 171 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:35,000 Speaker 1: have one mark against me in OB's eyes, which I 172 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:39,120 Speaker 1: think is unfair. But she's holding it against me now. 173 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:42,400 Speaker 1: This morning, Remember when I told you Luke, my youngest, 174 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,000 Speaker 1: he had his wisdom teeth cut out. This morning. He 175 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:48,800 Speaker 1: had oral surgery and they were impact. That was this morning, 176 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:52,880 Speaker 1: and it was early early. Bob got up with Luke 177 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,800 Speaker 1: and they took off before I was awake. All right, 178 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:59,520 Speaker 1: So now you know that. Now here's another thing. I 179 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:02,880 Speaker 1: got a an air conditioning leak. It's a long story, 180 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:05,280 Speaker 1: it's very frustrating, but I got an air conditioning league 181 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:09,160 Speaker 1: and I have to fix part of my ceilings. It's 182 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,520 Speaker 1: way too high. It's way beyond my expertise to fix it. 183 00:11:11,559 --> 00:11:13,840 Speaker 1: I have to fix part of my ceiling. So we 184 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:17,040 Speaker 1: know this guy, this contractor is kind of a he's 185 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:18,920 Speaker 1: one of the guys who really does these things. Well, 186 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,880 Speaker 1: we had reached out to him and he said he 187 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:24,240 Speaker 1: was going to come over and take a look at 188 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:31,200 Speaker 1: it this morning. This morning he shows up with his wife. 189 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:37,600 Speaker 1: Lots of times when he shows up, okay. Oub had 190 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:42,880 Speaker 1: told me last night that he was coming. She did 191 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,040 Speaker 1: tell me, in her defense that he was coming. Okay, 192 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:50,000 Speaker 1: so I did have it in my mind somewhere that 193 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:55,760 Speaker 1: he was coming. I hear, oh, by the way we 194 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,040 Speaker 1: left the door, he had a key. We gave him 195 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,720 Speaker 1: a key so he could just like himself in and 196 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:02,800 Speaker 1: handle it in case I was out back or something 197 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:07,320 Speaker 1: like that. Anyway, he had key. So I hear Fred, 198 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:12,200 Speaker 1: our dog, start barking loudly, and I hear the door 199 00:12:12,679 --> 00:12:19,560 Speaker 1: open and close the front door. I assumed it was ob. 200 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:24,600 Speaker 1: I assumed it was Ob. Okay. I call out to 201 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:31,880 Speaker 1: her a couple times. No response. Well, now now I'm 202 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,600 Speaker 1: more than curious. Now I've got to go figure out 203 00:12:34,679 --> 00:12:38,640 Speaker 1: what's happening. Or maybe she didn't hear me. I am 204 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:45,760 Speaker 1: sleeping in my boxers and my wife beater. I thought 205 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:50,640 Speaker 1: it was my wife. I come barging out of the 206 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:56,120 Speaker 1: room in my underwear in my wife beater, and there 207 00:12:56,160 --> 00:13:01,800 Speaker 1: they are staring at me from fifteen feet away is 208 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:08,319 Speaker 1: the contractor and his wife who they brought along. What, Chris? What? 209 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,439 Speaker 1: Chris thinks it's more of a pajama issue. But Chris, 210 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:19,959 Speaker 1: I would agree with you. However, let's understand that nothing 211 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:24,000 Speaker 1: happens in a vacuum. I already have a wife beater 212 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:30,400 Speaker 1: and mark against me in OB's eyes. Now, the contractor 213 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:35,040 Speaker 1: and more specifically, his wife saw me in a wife 214 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:40,800 Speaker 1: beater and my underwear this morning. Bob is so upset 215 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,080 Speaker 1: that I actually got this. I'll read it verbatim. Also, 216 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:48,280 Speaker 1: your wife beaters are going in the trash. Clearly you 217 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:51,960 Speaker 1: are not mature enough to properly wear them. What, Chris, What? 218 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:58,040 Speaker 1: She's probably throwing them away right now? What? What? Thank you? 219 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:01,160 Speaker 1: That's what I said to Pajama wife beater is not 220 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:04,320 Speaker 1: the same thing as day to day wife beater. This 221 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:08,080 Speaker 1: is a totally different class of wife beater. I deserve 222 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:12,280 Speaker 1: one more shot, at least one more shot. What, Chris, 223 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:15,560 Speaker 1: one more shot? Do I not deserve another shot? That's 224 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:20,000 Speaker 1: two strikes. Baseball season is upon us. You don't strike 225 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:24,000 Speaker 1: out after two strikes. If there's a third strike, which 226 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:27,280 Speaker 1: there won't be. I'm pretty confident if there is a 227 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:32,040 Speaker 1: third strike, then I'll give up the wife beaters. Two 228 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:36,920 Speaker 1: strikes come on. I thought it was her. How is 229 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,960 Speaker 1: this my fault? And she said, I told you last night. 230 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,560 Speaker 1: I know, but it was early. I was waking up, 231 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:46,760 Speaker 1: so my brain wasn't fully on yet. Lucky I didn't 232 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:50,560 Speaker 1: have my gun that would have gone over well gosh, Jesse. 233 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:54,240 Speaker 1: My question is do you think this war with Iran 234 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,360 Speaker 1: will show the rest of the world that we can 235 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:59,440 Speaker 1: still kick some butt China, Russia, North Korea, so on 236 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,760 Speaker 1: and so forth. A show of force is better than 237 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:07,160 Speaker 1: just doing drills. Oh yeah. And there are military details 238 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,800 Speaker 1: to this which should be discussed, and we could talk 239 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,880 Speaker 1: about them right now, really quickly. It's not just that 240 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:16,160 Speaker 1: they're watching us blow blow. We are on the Smithereens. 241 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:27,000 Speaker 1: Iran had Chinese stuff, Russian stuff. Iran supposedly had these 242 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,360 Speaker 1: air defenses that were going to make life difficult for 243 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:32,360 Speaker 1: us to penetrate. I was told that over and over 244 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:36,720 Speaker 1: and over again. They can't. They haven't laid a glove 245 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:39,800 Speaker 1: on any of our planes, not one. The one that 246 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,840 Speaker 1: went down. The kiwaitis shot it down by accident. They 247 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:47,480 Speaker 1: haven't laid a glove on our planes. We have completely 248 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:51,800 Speaker 1: destroyed eradicated their air defenses and now we own the 249 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,920 Speaker 1: skies over them, and we're blowing them the smithereens and 250 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:59,240 Speaker 1: there's nothing they can do about it. Now, what kind 251 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,760 Speaker 1: of a message do you think that sends to China 252 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:08,840 Speaker 1: that Chinese air defenses didn't even slow America downtions in 253 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:12,320 Speaker 1: a minute. But you know what my favorite thing in 254 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:16,440 Speaker 1: politics is. Everyone knows by now, my favorite thing in 255 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:22,760 Speaker 1: politics is Democrats pandering to black people. It is so shameless. 256 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:28,120 Speaker 1: It's always so racist, just just nakedly racist, talking about 257 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:31,600 Speaker 1: them like they're dumb or all they know is basketball, 258 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,680 Speaker 1: and everyone Gavin Newsom is trying to relate I was 259 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:38,680 Speaker 1: shooting beeball and hustling man. It's always shameless. It's always racist, 260 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:43,200 Speaker 1: and let's be honest, shameless things are hilarious, and racist 261 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:46,360 Speaker 1: things are hilarious. They always have been. Everyone knows it. 262 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:50,040 Speaker 1: We don't have to cover it up. Democrats pandering to 263 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:55,360 Speaker 1: black people leaves me in stitches. If it's Hillary's hot 264 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:58,400 Speaker 1: sauce in or purse, or Gavin Newsome talking about Mac 265 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,960 Speaker 1: and cheese and bee ball, or we could go down 266 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,199 Speaker 1: the list Pete Boodh Jedge with the all time greatest one. 267 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,280 Speaker 1: I don't know that to ever be top drinking a 268 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,920 Speaker 1: forty out of a brown paper bag trying to increase 269 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,880 Speaker 1: the percentage of the black vote, it just doesn't get 270 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,800 Speaker 1: more funny than that. I'm a terrible person and I 271 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:19,040 Speaker 1: find it to be funny now. Jesse Jackson died recently. 272 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:25,280 Speaker 1: Today was the ceremony, the funeral, if you will, and 273 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:30,320 Speaker 1: Democrats came out in mass to give speeches at the funeral, 274 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,439 Speaker 1: lots of it, like Obama's and stuff like that. I 275 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:37,800 Speaker 1: don't care. But somebody got on the phone and contacted 276 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:41,760 Speaker 1: old Papa Joe, Joe Biden, and whoever made that phone call, 277 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:47,440 Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, We owe you. Joe Biden. You 278 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:50,399 Speaker 1: knew who was gonna do it, got up today to 279 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:54,880 Speaker 1: speak at Jesse Jackson's funeral. Chris says, there's another cut 280 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,520 Speaker 1: that I haven't heard yet, so we'll get to that 281 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:59,119 Speaker 1: in a moment. But all I know is I have 282 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:03,520 Speaker 1: listened to this ten times today and it just kills me. 283 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,480 Speaker 1: Man By the way, you. 284 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:10,160 Speaker 3: Know, the continent of Africa. He's gonna be the largest 285 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,040 Speaker 3: continent in the world in terms of population by the 286 00:18:12,119 --> 00:18:19,159 Speaker 3: year twenty fifties. Large in the entire world, watch Man Watch. 287 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:25,879 Speaker 1: Does Joe Biden know that the black people in the 288 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:32,240 Speaker 1: room they aren't from Africa? Do you think he knows that, Chris? 289 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,399 Speaker 1: Do you think he knows that the black people in 290 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:42,120 Speaker 1: the room are Americans? And he tells you that's obvious, 291 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,639 Speaker 1: He's tell he's saying it to them because he exply. 292 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:47,400 Speaker 1: I mean, you Africans know what I'm talking about, right, 293 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:52,080 Speaker 1: this is an applause the way you know the continent 294 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:52,760 Speaker 1: of Africa. 295 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,879 Speaker 3: He's gonna be the largest continent in the world in 296 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,760 Speaker 3: terms of population by the year twenty fifties. 297 00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:05,680 Speaker 1: Large in the entire world. Watch Man Watch. That's so great, 298 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,959 Speaker 1: all right, I haven't I don't think i've heard this 299 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,960 Speaker 1: one that Chris supposedly has. Chris, I'm all the ears, Firewood. 300 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,840 Speaker 3: If I told you all earlier when I was a kid, 301 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:18,000 Speaker 3: I had a cleft palate or club foot, and note 302 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,719 Speaker 3: even have laughed. 303 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,520 Speaker 1: But it's okay to laugh. It's stuttering. 304 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,560 Speaker 3: I'm not being critical of here, but think about it. 305 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:29,600 Speaker 3: It's the one place for people think you're stupid Oh really, 306 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:31,879 Speaker 3: I'm a lot smarter, most of me. 307 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:42,919 Speaker 1: I'm smarter than you dummies. Anyway, that's the bad news. 308 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:46,119 Speaker 1: The good news is you Africans are killing them. By 309 00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:46,400 Speaker 1: the way. 310 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:51,720 Speaker 3: You know, the continent of Africa, it's gonna be the 311 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,080 Speaker 3: largest continent in the world in terms of population by 312 00:19:54,119 --> 00:19:56,359 Speaker 3: the year twenty fifty, is large in the entire world. 313 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:04,560 Speaker 1: Watch man, it's so hot. It's so good. I love 314 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:08,120 Speaker 1: it so much. And it works. It works, It's amazing. 315 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:13,159 Speaker 1: Dear our doctor soft serve. I understand protesting is a 316 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,600 Speaker 1: wonderful part of the freedom of speech. However, is it 317 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:21,160 Speaker 1: legal for these organizations to fund protesting sounds like paid 318 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:26,359 Speaker 1: insurrectionists to me. Okay, so I'm just sometimes no. The 319 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:30,680 Speaker 1: reason the Communist network in the United States of America, 320 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,119 Speaker 1: much of it funded by China, by the way, but 321 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:37,320 Speaker 1: the Communist network in the United States of America, it 322 00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:41,560 Speaker 1: can be dismantled somewhat. And part of the way we 323 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,960 Speaker 1: can do that is this. There are and I won't 324 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,720 Speaker 1: bore you with all the details, nor am I a 325 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,800 Speaker 1: world's expert on it. I just know a bit about 326 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:52,520 Speaker 1: a bit I've told you before that after I lost 327 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:56,199 Speaker 1: running for Congress. I moved back to DC and I 328 00:20:56,359 --> 00:21:00,399 Speaker 1: worked for a non profit for a year, a nonprofit. Right. 329 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:07,840 Speaker 1: There are different tax qualification classifications for different kinds of organizations, 330 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,760 Speaker 1: and I'm not going to bore you with the details. 331 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,400 Speaker 1: There's a five oh one C three, there's a five 332 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:15,879 Speaker 1: oh one C four. There's none of that stuff matters. 333 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:19,720 Speaker 1: Here's here's what does matter for our purposes. If you are, 334 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:25,160 Speaker 1: for instance, a nonprofit, something that's tax exempt, the tax 335 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:31,000 Speaker 1: exempt nonprofit, something like that, you are not allowed to 336 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:35,679 Speaker 1: be political while being a nonprofit. You are you have 337 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:41,080 Speaker 1: to reclassify your entire organization by the law. That's how 338 00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:44,399 Speaker 1: that's supposed to go. You are not allowed to be 339 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:48,720 Speaker 1: political when you are a nonprofit. So what's a It's 340 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,480 Speaker 1: a big charity. Everyone would know. The Red Cross is 341 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,760 Speaker 1: a big one. I'm not a fan, but the Red Cross. 342 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:58,000 Speaker 1: The Red Cross cannot come out and say vote Republican 343 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,960 Speaker 1: this November. They cannot do it. They would they would 344 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:05,600 Speaker 1: lose their status. It's not allowed it. Also, when you 345 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:10,640 Speaker 1: are a nonprofit, it allows you to be shielded from 346 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,680 Speaker 1: certain things in the government. They can't look into certain things, 347 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:19,040 Speaker 1: they don't get to know certain things. That's why communists 348 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:23,600 Speaker 1: love to create nonprofits, because it allows them to stay 349 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,600 Speaker 1: more secret. Hey, I don't have to tell you who 350 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:30,320 Speaker 1: my donors are. I don't have to disclose anything to you. 351 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:36,760 Speaker 1: I'm a nonprofit. Communists love that they can hide behind nonprofits, 352 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:43,280 Speaker 1: but then they use the nonprofits for obviously political ends, 353 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:48,800 Speaker 1: and that is part of our legal route to dismantling 354 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,800 Speaker 1: this communist network in the country. I'll tell you this, 355 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,960 Speaker 1: this is a story. My buddy Jerry Dunleavy is the 356 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,280 Speaker 1: one who did the investigative reporting on this, so I 357 00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:57,960 Speaker 1: want to make sure he gets the credit. He writes 358 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:01,040 Speaker 1: for Just the News. He does really sharp stuff he 359 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,680 Speaker 1: was talking to me about. So after we started bombing Iran. 360 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:08,160 Speaker 1: We started bombing Iran, and it was the next day 361 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:13,800 Speaker 1: there were protests against that across the United States of America. 362 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,879 Speaker 1: The next day. It was wild how fast they popped 363 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:20,879 Speaker 1: up protests. Here protest and they all had signs. No, 364 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,040 Speaker 1: we're not talking about something. You sit down with a 365 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:27,560 Speaker 1: magic marker and write either. They all had signs. Did 366 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:32,160 Speaker 1: you know this Roy Singham? You ever heard that name? 367 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:33,760 Speaker 1: Roy Singham. It's a name for you to put in 368 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,960 Speaker 1: the back of your head. Roy's Singham is a communist 369 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,760 Speaker 1: who hates the United States of America. He's an open communist, 370 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,720 Speaker 1: by the way he admits it. He lives in Shanghai, 371 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:48,760 Speaker 1: he lives in China. He he's a billionaire. He funds 372 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:54,000 Speaker 1: a network of communist organizations in the United States of 373 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:59,720 Speaker 1: America that are, in essence, quick reaction forces whenever the 374 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:03,760 Speaker 1: communist wants protesters in the street. As I've explained to 375 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,880 Speaker 1: you a thousand times, all the communist street activity you've 376 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,959 Speaker 1: ever seen in your life is it's paid, it's organized, 377 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,199 Speaker 1: it's professional. It's not organic at all. They want you 378 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:16,480 Speaker 1: to think it's organic, but it is not. Roy Singham 379 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:21,080 Speaker 1: and his network of communists they were the ones who 380 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:26,159 Speaker 1: funded and carried out the anti Eiran protests that popped 381 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:29,480 Speaker 1: up the next day. It wasn't organic. If you turned 382 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:32,120 Speaker 1: on the news and you saw people saying no, no, now, 383 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:35,159 Speaker 1: bombing all that other stuff, it was someone got on 384 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:38,639 Speaker 1: the phone and said, this is an opportunity. Here. We 385 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,760 Speaker 1: have your signs already printed. I'm sure they have a 386 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,920 Speaker 1: professional printer in their employee, probably many of them. Here's 387 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,359 Speaker 1: the signs, here's the shirts, here's the language. You use, 388 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:51,480 Speaker 1: go out and protest and make a nuisance of yourself 389 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:56,320 Speaker 1: in the streets. It's all funded. That was funded by China. 390 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:59,600 Speaker 1: Do you know that money came from China? China? Does 391 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:03,920 Speaker 1: that be because creating division inside of a country weakens 392 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:08,080 Speaker 1: a country that is as old a technique as time itself. 393 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,320 Speaker 1: Find a way to worm your way into a society 394 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,800 Speaker 1: and break it up and divide it. It'll make it 395 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,520 Speaker 1: more easy to conquer it. How about that. 396 00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:21,640 Speaker 3: By the way, you know, the continent of Africa, He's 397 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:23,720 Speaker 3: gonna be the largest continent in the world in terms 398 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,359 Speaker 3: of population by the year twenty fifty, is. 399 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:33,840 Speaker 1: Large in the entire world. Watch man, watch you Africans 400 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:34,800 Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. 401 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:35,120 Speaker 3: Huh. 402 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:39,800 Speaker 1: You gotta be excited about that place. You're all from 403 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:43,960 Speaker 1: Joe Biden College. It's so funny and like Chris pointed 404 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,920 Speaker 1: out during the break, we were of course laughing about 405 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,760 Speaker 1: that clip. I can't believe I waited til the end 406 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:50,000 Speaker 1: of the show to start playing it. We start with 407 00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:52,160 Speaker 1: christ and we were laughing about the clip during the break, 408 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,960 Speaker 1: and he pointed out that the problem is Joe Biden. 409 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:59,399 Speaker 1: His mind is obviously deteriorated to the point that he 410 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,720 Speaker 1: can't cover up the racist thoughts he has. Remember that 411 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,000 Speaker 1: time he came out and exactly do to put it 412 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:11,080 Speaker 1: that that poor kids are deserved just the same opportunity 413 00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:12,960 Speaker 1: as white kids or something like that. I may have 414 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,800 Speaker 1: screwed that up. And it's something along those lines. He 415 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,200 Speaker 1: he has these racist thoughts. Probably a very racist person, 416 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:21,920 Speaker 1: to be honest with you, That's probably how he looks 417 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,840 Speaker 1: at the world. I'm sure he grew up really racist. 418 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:28,200 Speaker 1: Parents are probably really racist. But oh, you have it, Chris, 419 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:28,679 Speaker 1: I'll play it. 420 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,760 Speaker 3: Poor kids, you're just as bright and just as talent 421 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,880 Speaker 3: as white kids. 422 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:39,400 Speaker 1: It's like reminds me of Kathy Hogel telling that black 423 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:43,600 Speaker 1: kids in the Bronx don't know what a computer is. Anyway, 424 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,639 Speaker 1: Joe Biden spent a career in politics, but his mind 425 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:52,160 Speaker 1: was functional enough to censor some of that stuff out. 426 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:56,000 Speaker 1: But now that part of his brain is gone, and 427 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,000 Speaker 1: he'll just get up in front of a whole room 428 00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:59,719 Speaker 1: full of black people and tell him they're from. 429 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:05,480 Speaker 3: By the way, you know, the continent of Africa. You're 430 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,560 Speaker 3: gonna be the largest continent in the world in terms 431 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,119 Speaker 3: of population by the year twenty fifty. 432 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:17,639 Speaker 1: Large in the entire world. Watch men, watch, I'm rooting 433 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,720 Speaker 1: for you, Africans. I want you to know that that 434 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:24,480 Speaker 1: dear menu whisper every time the wife and I go 435 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,000 Speaker 1: out to eat, she wants to split the dishes. It 436 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:30,320 Speaker 1: drives me crazy. I'm probably as good, if not better 437 00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,399 Speaker 1: than you, at finding the best item on a menu, 438 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,960 Speaker 1: and my wife picks something gross and as instant regrets 439 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,760 Speaker 1: when it gets to the table. Have you had similar 440 00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,919 Speaker 1: experiences with your wife? How do I get her to 441 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:45,760 Speaker 1: either order better or stay away from my dish? Please 442 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:51,400 Speaker 1: don't say my name in case she's listening, Buddy. They 443 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:55,800 Speaker 1: all do this, Okay, they all do this, and my 444 00:27:55,880 --> 00:28:00,600 Speaker 1: wife will do it too. We'll go out to eat, 445 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,560 Speaker 1: and of course she's got can I have the salmon 446 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:07,800 Speaker 1: salad or something disgusting like that? And I ordered the 447 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:12,840 Speaker 1: cheese steak with onion rings or something. And not all 448 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:16,320 Speaker 1: the time, it's not every meal, but occasionally she'd be like, oh, 449 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:20,159 Speaker 1: that looks good. Can I have a bite? And of 450 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,320 Speaker 1: course I'm gonna say no, or I'm gonna say yes 451 00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:26,639 Speaker 1: because she's my wife. And she'll take one bite and 452 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,439 Speaker 1: she'll be, oh, that's good. Are you done with this? 453 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,840 Speaker 1: She's never going to stop, and there's nothing you can 454 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:38,760 Speaker 1: do about it. What she wants is to eat something 455 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:45,120 Speaker 1: delicious without the guilt she feels about eating something delicious. 456 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:51,280 Speaker 1: So if she eats your delicious food, then she doesn't 457 00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:55,080 Speaker 1: have that weingh on her conscience. She didn't order it, 458 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,600 Speaker 1: he ordered it. I had a little, And she'll of 459 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,280 Speaker 1: course lie to herself and everyone else about how much 460 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:04,000 Speaker 1: she had. I had a bite. You ain't half the 461 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:09,280 Speaker 1: cheese steak. But it's a way to ease her guilty conscience. 462 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:14,560 Speaker 1: She's never gonna stop. What, Chris, how do I get 463 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:20,560 Speaker 1: around it? I have a weird sickness. Bob calls me 464 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,360 Speaker 1: a food bully, and now the boys call me a 465 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,160 Speaker 1: food bully too. You know how much I love food, 466 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:31,920 Speaker 1: but I don't love it selfishly. When I have something delicious, 467 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,840 Speaker 1: I want other people to eat it. I want It's 468 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,720 Speaker 1: an ego thing. I'm sure it's a total ego thing. 469 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:40,040 Speaker 1: I not only want you to eat it, I want 470 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,280 Speaker 1: you to tell me how delicious it is, because it 471 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:46,160 Speaker 1: reinforces my thinking that I'm the greatest order of food 472 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,480 Speaker 1: in the world. If she takes the whole thing and 473 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,240 Speaker 1: eats the whole thing, I'll just order another one or 474 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,120 Speaker 1: something like that. I want to see her do it. 475 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,920 Speaker 1: And so no matter what it is, I got these 476 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:59,400 Speaker 1: new protein bars for the boys, and I'll make them 477 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,480 Speaker 1: try it. I don't want it, Dad, I don't want 478 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,240 Speaker 1: to know. You've got to try it, and Abill come out. 479 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,560 Speaker 1: Quit making the kids try all your food and stuff 480 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,400 Speaker 1: like that. I'm a food bully. But it's out of 481 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,520 Speaker 1: the goodness of my heart. Chris, what don't make that face. 482 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,440 Speaker 1: It is out of the goodness of my heart. And 483 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:17,600 Speaker 1: by the way, you should be nicer than me. My 484 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:21,440 Speaker 1: heart's still broken. Yeah. 485 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,680 Speaker 2: Maybe because these people they are crazy, because they always 486 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:28,360 Speaker 2: talk about how Christian is. Listen, I'm a gun sold 487 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:32,840 Speaker 2: in Texan, right. I've always been someone who has been intellectual. 488 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,600 Speaker 1: I was top ten percent of our class, and. 489 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:38,240 Speaker 2: That is specifically why I said a Jeffrey Epstein. Unlike Republicans, 490 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:39,600 Speaker 2: I at least don't. 491 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,840 Speaker 1: Go out and just tell lies. But if somebody who 492 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:46,200 Speaker 1: understands history, when I see Ice, I see slaves patrols, 493 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:47,800 Speaker 1: that's all ICE am supposed to do. 494 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,600 Speaker 2: Look at them as a fancy uber driver. 495 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,480 Speaker 1: We don't pick a cut. It is not a criminal violation. 496 00:30:53,640 --> 00:31:00,000 Speaker 2: To enter the country illegally. As we know, the Republican 497 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,080 Speaker 2: Party is run by Russians. 498 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,520 Speaker 1: At this point in time. But you have this woman Crockett. 499 00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:07,560 Speaker 1: She's a very low IQ person. I watched her speak 500 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:12,280 Speaker 1: the other day. She's definitely a low IQ person. I 501 00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:18,640 Speaker 1: miss her. I know she's not officially gone yet, Chris, 502 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:21,680 Speaker 1: but you understand, we're not gonna have any more of this. 503 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,680 Speaker 1: There won't be any more of this now that she's gone. 504 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:30,280 Speaker 1: I miss her. Oh well, at least I have my chalk. 505 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,320 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna cry because I have my chalk. My 506 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,720 Speaker 1: tea levels are so high that I don't even know 507 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:38,320 Speaker 1: if I have tear ducts anymore. I take a male 508 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,600 Speaker 1: vitality stack from chalk every single day with my cheese steak. 509 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,720 Speaker 1: No I'm kidding. I usually have it with my breakfast. 510 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,040 Speaker 1: They have female vitality stacks as well. 511 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:46,040 Speaker 3: Well. 512 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,080 Speaker 1: What's that gonna do for you? Why even bother with it? 513 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:50,560 Speaker 1: I don't know. Would you like to have great energy 514 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,600 Speaker 1: all the time instead of feeling sluggish and tired all 515 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,920 Speaker 1: the time, ready to take a nap all the time? 516 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,360 Speaker 1: What if when you got home from work you felt 517 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,560 Speaker 1: like leaving the house and doing stuff. I mean, I 518 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,120 Speaker 1: don't want to be around other people, but I want 519 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,120 Speaker 1: to leave and go do stuff. You want to feel 520 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:09,520 Speaker 1: like that. Speaking of low iq is your mind getting 521 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:12,480 Speaker 1: a little foggy happens as you get older. Totally understandable. 522 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:16,240 Speaker 1: What if that fog could be lifted? I get these 523 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:21,480 Speaker 1: emails about how the mental clarity you get natural herbal 524 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:26,520 Speaker 1: supplements from chalk will change your life. Go get a 525 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:34,560 Speaker 1: subscription and enjoy them. See hoq dot com promo code Jesse. 526 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,080 Speaker 3: And now here's a headline. 527 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:40,400 Speaker 1: You know the things emails we didn't get to you. 528 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,800 Speaker 1: I totally agree that Iran could never have a nuclear 529 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,720 Speaker 1: weapon under any circumstances. But let me throw this out. 530 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,600 Speaker 1: When I look at Europe willingly handing over their culture 531 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:57,120 Speaker 1: to radical Islamis, I can see them infiltrating and eventually 532 00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,440 Speaker 1: taking over the governments of France and England who have 533 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,960 Speaker 1: nukes of their Did you hear Marco Rubio when he 534 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,240 Speaker 1: came out and said we're not sharing any more intelligence 535 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,200 Speaker 1: with the British over this whole Iran thing because and 536 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,800 Speaker 1: he flat out said they can no longer be trusted. 537 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:14,960 Speaker 1: Do you think that's a coincidence that the UK has 538 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:18,000 Speaker 1: slowly been taken over by Islamis, and now when we're 539 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,760 Speaker 1: at war within Islamic country, we can no longer share 540 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,880 Speaker 1: intelligence with them. This is how it goes. And by 541 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:28,120 Speaker 1: the way, your concerns are completely founded. We are going 542 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,840 Speaker 1: to have an Islamic country more than just Pakistan with 543 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,360 Speaker 1: a nuclear weapon because they all are taking over Europe. 544 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:38,200 Speaker 1: Probably not ideal anyway, sleep type, Let's see you next week. 545 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:38,920 Speaker 1: That's all.