Speaker 1: So we're going through things in the house and we
Speaker 1: found a gold ring that Julie, my axe Chase's mother
Speaker 1: gave me in I don't know, like nineteen ninety one
Speaker 1: or two, something like that. Okay, little pinky ring, gold ring.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: And Susan's like, do you want this? I'm like, nah, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't know whatever, salad whatever. So she takes it
Speaker 1: down to one of these gold places. Yeah, and it's
Speaker 1: a little pinky ring. It's got like a little like sapphire,
Speaker 1: tiny little thing, No big deal. And Susan comes home
Speaker 1: last night. She closed. She says, close your eyes. What
Speaker 1: She's like, guess how much I got for this ring?
Speaker 1: And she starts counting money into my hand.
Speaker 3: Oh, like cash, money, money, Guess how much I got
Speaker 3: for this little gold ring?
Speaker 1: Bailey, you're up first. Nine hundred dollars okay, Jenny.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, I would gonna say a hundred.
Speaker 1: Bough from ninety one. Issue said, yeah, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: in the middle.
Speaker 4: I'll say like six hundred bucks, twelve hundred snackers.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I couldn't believe it. Just a little
Speaker 1: tiny pinky ring.
Speaker 2: I wonder how much she spent on it. When she
Speaker 2: bought it for you.
Speaker 1: That's a really good question. Wows ago.
Speaker 2: Did you do? You think you got more for it
Speaker 2: than what she paid?
Speaker 1: Oh? No question question. Yeah, gold gold values are really
Speaker 1: really high. Here's another one. So she you know a
Speaker 1: lot of grandmas have silver service, silver tea service, and
Speaker 1: maybe your mom does, Jenny, or maybe your grandma did.
Speaker 1: It's like a tray and you got a silver teapot
Speaker 1: and a couple of little sugar bowls and a we have.
Speaker 2: That, but we have like old china. But yeah, I
Speaker 2: know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: It you know what I'm talking about a lot of
Speaker 1: grandma's had them. They don't really nobody wants them anymore.
Speaker 1: So we looked at this and this was Susan's mom's
Speaker 1: or her grandma's or something. So it's, you know, eighty
Speaker 1: years old. I don't know how old it is. So
Speaker 1: she takes that in and guess how much they offered
Speaker 1: her for that silver silver tea service.
Speaker 3: I just got an update from my mother yesterday that
Speaker 3: silver is way up. And to make sure I hold
Speaker 3: onto the silver coin she gave me, so I will
Speaker 3: say seven hundred for that.
Speaker 1: Okay, Bailey?
Speaker 2: Oh shoot, I was gonna go way more and say
Speaker 2: two thousands.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna go less. I'm gonna say three hundred
Speaker 1: three dollars. Here's the reason why it was silver plated,
Speaker 1: and we didn't know that. But they look at it,
Speaker 1: they're going, oh yeah, it's silver plated. Really worthless. We
Speaker 1: can melt it down whatever. We'll give you three dollars
Speaker 1: point giving three dollars.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 1: We just have it, but we don't want it. One
Speaker 1: of the handles has broken off, and we never want it.
Speaker 1: We don't want Alison doesn't want it. We don't want it.
Speaker 1: So I'm telling you right now that if you've got
Speaker 1: some gold jewelry wedding day diamonds, does it? She went
Speaker 1: somewhere else. I would have sent her over to a wedding day,
Speaker 1: but she went somewhere else into like a wee buy goal. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly right, Bailey. But if you got any like a
Speaker 1: silver tea service, maybe you got something there. Maybe you
Speaker 1: don't let me ask you guys this question before we
Speaker 1: get to the souper brackets. What are you holding on
Speaker 1: to hoping it'll be worth some money someday? Anything come
Speaker 1: to mind? Are you holding onto anything that your dad
Speaker 1: passed down to your grandpa's old World War two uniform
Speaker 1: or whatever is there worth beanie babies. Beanie babies you
Speaker 1: hold on to ban babies holding on to them. A
Speaker 1: lot of people held on to them thinking they're gonna
Speaker 1: be worth something. Yeah, I think some are. Most are
Speaker 1: not worth anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a lot of Like when I worked
Speaker 2: at Disney, which wasn't that long ago, like twenty thirteen,
Speaker 2: I bought so much like clothes, and I am holding
Speaker 2: onto all these clothes because I know that like some
Speaker 2: dorky Disney freak person will want them and it'll count
Speaker 2: as vintage soon so I can get some decent money
Speaker 2: for all my clothes.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 4: Maybe like sneakers or something, but I'm right now, I
Speaker 4: just have so many sneakers, and down the line, I'll
Speaker 4: maybe be like, this will be worth something because sneakers
Speaker 4: definitely acquire money like worth over time.
Speaker 1: Look at your grandma's tea set next time you're at
Speaker 1: your mom's house because she mom probably still has it
Speaker 1: because you don't want it. Look whether it says like
Speaker 1: nine to ninety nine silver on the bottom, and then
Speaker 1: you know, see what you can get out of that.
Speaker 1: But if you got old gold jewelry, seriously take it
Speaker 1: in because damn yeah wow windfall. I'm like, what are
Speaker 1: we gonna do with this money? She's like, We're going
Speaker 1: to save it like we do with everything else.
Speaker 3: I'm like, boom, you were ready to go out and
Speaker 3: get crazy at Buffalo Wildly.
Speaker 1: I want a mini bike. I want to get me
Speaker 1: a mini bike. You just got an electric bike, Say
Speaker 1: a mini bike.
Speaker 2: You don't need an You're gonna be like a bear
Speaker 2: on a little bike.
Speaker 1: One leg up. Yeah, I don't want a mini bike.
Speaker 1: All right, Let's do the soup brackets update. The world
Speaker 1: is waiting to find out what soups have advanced to
Speaker 1: the next round.
Speaker 4: Once we're on Instagram at Dave Ryan Show, you can
Speaker 4: see the updated brackets and go vote please.
Speaker 1: Yesterday we brought it down to eight.
Speaker 4: It was chicken wild rice versus chili, and chicken Chicken
Speaker 4: wild Rice took the wind over the vote. Yes, so
Speaker 4: Chili the undetermined whether it's a super or not, is
Speaker 4: out of the running. We got two of the greatest
Speaker 4: broccoli cheddar versus Chicken Noodle Crazy.
Speaker 1: These two went up against each other and it was.
Speaker 4: So dang on close fifty people, that's how close it was,
Speaker 4: said chicken noodle over broccoli cheddar.
Speaker 1: I believe that chicken noodle is a class fifty.
Speaker 2: It's the comfort when you're sick.
Speaker 4: Tomato soup versus minnestroni, and I think we all know
Speaker 4: tomato took the wind.
Speaker 2: Oh so we don't have mind strone anymore.
Speaker 4: I'm because I clip from Monday beef barley versus mind
Speaker 4: strone those.
Speaker 1: Whatever I do not eat soup. That was a genuine
Speaker 1: air head moment. Vaunt had never heard the word or
Speaker 1: read the word minestroni, so he pronounced minestro.
Speaker 4: I wouldna name my son mind strone adorable. Please do
Speaker 4: Clam chowder versus French onion. French onion got seventy five
Speaker 4: percent of the wind.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's so good, pretty much for clam chowder. Pretty much.
Speaker 4: So right now we are down to four on the
Speaker 4: best soup bracket. Dave Ryan, Sure you can go vote
Speaker 4: chicken wild rice versus chicken noodle, Oh Man chicken versus
Speaker 4: chicken baby, and then tomato soup versus French onion soup.
Speaker 1: Go vote one of his greatest soup of all time.
Speaker 1: Final four is what it is. Final four. Go vote
Speaker 1: and we'll have a result for you coming up on Friday,
Speaker 1: coming up. You can't make this stuff thought. We're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about the worst pain you've ever experienced, and that's
Speaker 1: coming up in a second. I want to hear everybody's
Speaker 1: worst pain you've ever experienced, and we'll talk about that
Speaker 1: next on Katie double Ub. You drunk, that's me, You drunk,
Speaker 1: drunken cigarette smoker. Yeah, go ahead, Yet, what did you do?
Speaker 3: I have one like degenerate night when I was out
Speaker 3: over the holidays with my friends who still drink and
Speaker 3: they're way too.
Speaker 2: Old to be partying like they do, and you didn't.
Speaker 2: And I smoked some SIGs. I was.
Speaker 3: I was like out and a couple of guys were
Speaker 3: like going out to smoke SIGs.
Speaker 2: I was like, let me get one of those.
Speaker 3: I was at I think Vegas lounge, you know, doing karaoke,
Speaker 3: and I was just on one. And let me tell you,
Speaker 3: a drinking night with a couple of siggs mixed in
Speaker 3: led to a not great hangover. The next just had
Speaker 3: a different taste to it, everything about it. The next day,
Speaker 3: I was, God, why is so awful? Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: I smoked one of those cancer sticks you have.
Speaker 2: I think I just had one.
Speaker 1: On my own.
Speaker 3: But like the it started with like going because we
Speaker 3: hopped around into different bars and I had like a couple.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you'd say, puffs, swigs, drags.
Speaker 2: That's what wait, dreggs.
Speaker 3: See this is how much I smoked siggs, A couple
Speaker 3: drags from someone's sag. And then I went out with
Speaker 3: them again later and I was like, can I just
Speaker 3: have one? They're like, yeah, whatever, Wow, love that wild.
Speaker 1: I have another friend in Wisconsin.
Speaker 2: Anytime she gets drunk, she also smokes cigarettes.
Speaker 1: Must be Wisconsin thing.
Speaker 3: It is, It really is because the only time I
Speaker 3: ever have bought a pack of cigarettes in my entire life.
Speaker 3: Sorry Mom, if you're listening to this, is when I
Speaker 3: was that Country USA, because it's just a week, five
Speaker 3: days straight of drinking and everyone's smoking, and I was like,
Speaker 3: maybe i'll buy my own packs this year.
Speaker 2: So one year I bought my own packed in.
Speaker 1: I encourage it. I encourage it. It's good for the
Speaker 1: economy in several ways. Number One, you're helping tobacco farmers,
Speaker 1: convenience stores, and the medical industry. When you get lung
Speaker 1: cancer or a sophageal cancer. So it's great for the
Speaker 1: medical industry, So courage it. Go out by yourself. Start
Speaker 1: with something mild Marlborough lights. Oh the mild burn when
Speaker 1: you suck that your lungs and then you're gonna want
Speaker 1: to get into cool because cools k o o l
Speaker 1: their men fall. Then you get that, oh the men
Speaker 1: fall burn. That is a good sensation.
Speaker 3: Since you seem to be an expertise on cigarette, what
Speaker 3: is the difference between the ones that are longer and
Speaker 3: the ones that are Like.
Speaker 1: The regular shape is longer, one is shorter?
Speaker 2: I was like, does the.
Speaker 3: Does it burn a little bit less on the longer
Speaker 3: one but it takes longer to small.
Speaker 1: It lasts longer. Yeah, that's really good. Yeah, Marlborough Lights
Speaker 1: one hundreds, that was my brand. That was the best
Speaker 1: pack and a half a day.
Speaker 2: Ridge.
Speaker 1: Worst pain you've ever felt. So here are the things
Speaker 1: that are most painful in life. Now these are somewhat
Speaker 1: in order, so you wonder where childbirth is gonna fit
Speaker 1: in there? You might be surprised. What is more painful
Speaker 1: than childbirth? Which came in at number seven, Wow, number seven,
Speaker 1: number number one is trigemental trigeminal neuralgia, which is described
Speaker 1: as electric shock like facial pain from nerve inflammation. Hope
Speaker 1: and pray you never get that one.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Next is one we've all heard of. Kidney stones. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they just say it's awful, sharp pain of stones moved
Speaker 1: through the urinary tract, often compared to childbirth.
Speaker 4: Asked this question before, and I think it's only because
Speaker 4: I work on this show. What's worse kidney stones, passing
Speaker 4: or hemorrhoids. Oh, kidney stones, hemorrhoids are you know, painful?
Speaker 1: Itchy? Yeah, they're they But yeah, unless you're like poking
Speaker 1: at them with a needle or something, they're not mortal.
Speaker 2: Horrible this text us could Kenney stones were the worst
Speaker 2: pain I've ever experienced.
Speaker 1: And I've given birth twice.
Speaker 3: We've had that on the show before. We did, like
Speaker 3: we asked women what's the worst pain, and they all said.
Speaker 1: Another one. Number three cluster headaches That is usually the
Speaker 1: severe around one eye shingles, burning, sharp pain and blistering
Speaker 1: along nerth nerve pathway.
Speaker 2: I've got it. Yeah, it's awful.
Speaker 3: I had no idea what was going on for like
Speaker 3: a week because like the actual physical substance didn't show
Speaker 3: up for like a week, but I had this crazy
Speaker 3: pain and then bing bang boom, there was like these
Speaker 3: blistery things.
Speaker 1: I'm sickle cell disease is in there. Then childbirth at
Speaker 1: number seven, acute pancreatitis, severe upper abdominal pain, often radiating
Speaker 1: to the back. I think I've got pancreatitis. The doctors,
Speaker 1: you know, they've taken all kinds of guesses there. Somebody
Speaker 1: said one doctor said, do you know anybody who has
Speaker 1: a voodoot? All of you? And I'm like, are you
Speaker 1: a doctor? And he's like, well, I can't figure out
Speaker 1: anything else. Do you know anybody who's into voodoo doll?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, shut up, get out of here. What
Speaker 1: he was such a bad doctor? How he was so
Speaker 1: bad that he took that little red hammer and he
Speaker 1: tapped me on the knee with it. Yeah, And I said,
Speaker 1: what's that for it? He said that's for not returning
Speaker 1: my phone calls. And I said anywhere to hang my coat? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he said yeah, I do, but it's being sterilized
Speaker 1: for surgery. He's such a bad doctor. He's a terrible dog.
Speaker 1: I said, doctor, he's so bad Vaughn. Thank you for
Speaker 1: asking such a bad doctor that. I said, why does
Speaker 1: my gown open in the back? And he said, because
Speaker 1: mine opens in the front anymore. No, that's it. All
Speaker 1: other things that hurt really bad, endometriosis, severe pelvic pain,
Speaker 1: especially during menstruation as uterine tissues grow outside the uter
Speaker 1: as wow. And then post surgical pain. Intense pain during recovery,
Speaker 1: especially from Chester abdominal surgery. So yeah, as the drugs
Speaker 1: wear off, post surgical pain can be very painful. Well
Speaker 1: there you go.
Speaker 2: What is your worst pain you ever felt? Your stomach?
Speaker 1: God, I would say popably. I had the boys operated
Speaker 1: one time when I was like, they found very close
Speaker 1: veins in the boys, and so they had to go
Speaker 1: in and they had to chop them off and cauterize them,
Speaker 1: and you know, off, chop off the veins, chop off
Speaker 1: the boys, and then and they and they give you back.
Speaker 1: Then it was Demaroll, which is like they don't even
Speaker 1: give out demaroll anymore. And Demaroll helped until you go
Speaker 1: off of it. And I was just writhing in pain,
Speaker 1: so I would and as I was getting better, one morning,
Speaker 1: I took the Demaroll and I went into work, and
Speaker 1: that was a mistake because when you're laying at home
Speaker 1: on the couch watching price is right, you don't know
Speaker 1: that your demaroll is ft with your brain. But you
Speaker 1: try to drive into work and do your job. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't work on demarol. Do you want to buy
Speaker 1: some I gets some left I'll take Yeah, I'd love
Speaker 1: something sounds like? All right that if you can't make
Speaker 1: this stuff up? On KD double ub, let's get into
Speaker 1: the sing along song of the day. What do you
Speaker 1: want to sing along with? What song sounds great to
Speaker 1: sing along with? For example, hold on for one more Day?
Speaker 1: That's a great one. Yeah, we've done that one before.
Speaker 2: It's a Alo Black's birthday today, And he goes, who
Speaker 2: wake me up? One?
Speaker 1: I mean maybe maybe that's the one that'll get the
Speaker 1: most boats. Maybe send me attention, let me know what
Speaker 1: you want to sing along with, and we'll put you
Speaker 1: on the radio and play your song next on the
Speaker 1: sing along song of the day. Kind of a cool,
Speaker 1: different sing along song. Thank you for the suggestion for
Speaker 1: Mandy Moore who I love it? Mandy Moore sing along
Speaker 1: Song of the Day Candy on KD wb oh Jenny's
Speaker 1: been on Reddit.
Speaker 2: You guys like dark humor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we're gonna talk about some things that happen
Speaker 3: when people had very close ones of theirs die and
Speaker 3: the humor that came after that.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, it'll be funny, I promised you. Okay.
Speaker 3: So this one says, my mom died this morning. It's
Speaker 3: not all at all unexpected. It was very peaceful at
Speaker 3: an old age. But I'm staying at my sister's right now,
Speaker 3: and after a couple of hours of reminiscing and her
Speaker 3: husband comes down for breakfast with a cheery good morning.
Speaker 2: Orphans.
Speaker 1: Wow in our.
Speaker 3: Sixties, by the way, So like you know it, that's
Speaker 3: the kind of humor we're talking about it.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay.
Speaker 3: Another one says my mom passed away last February at
Speaker 3: the age.
Speaker 2: Of ninety six.
Speaker 3: The day after the funeral, my brother was at work,
Speaker 3: so my sister in law and I started to organize
Speaker 3: some of the things in her apartment. I picked up
Speaker 3: my mom's cell phone and my sister in law takes
Speaker 3: it from me and starts texting my brother slash her husband,
Speaker 3: being like, why aren't you helping your sister? So from
Speaker 3: Mom's phone, the sister in law texted the brother, why
Speaker 3: aren't you helping.
Speaker 1: Your sister died?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, yeah, all right. This one says my oldest
Speaker 2: brother died.
Speaker 1: Like a year ago.
Speaker 3: Right before he passed, his girlfriend took their kids in
Speaker 3: the hallway, it was just us, and he squeezed my
Speaker 3: hand and gave a little smirk, and I asked, what
Speaker 3: was that face. He choked out a laugh. He said,
Speaker 3: I'm leaving you with dad. Then he closed his eyes and.
Speaker 1: Died, Oh, I'm leaving you with dad.
Speaker 2: She never laughed so.
Speaker 3: Hard in her life, and actually every time her dad
Speaker 3: gets on her nerves, she just looks at a picture
Speaker 3: of her brother and starts laughing.
Speaker 2: All right, this one is pretty wild.
Speaker 3: My dad and I were having a friendly weight loss
Speaker 3: competition when he passed unexpectedly last year. He and my
Speaker 3: mom weren't in town when it happened, and they cremated
Speaker 3: him at the hospital that he died in. So she
Speaker 3: brought back his ashes in a little cardboard box. She
Speaker 3: handed me the box and when she was back and
Speaker 3: without thinking, I said, well, that was a pretty extreme
Speaker 3: way to secure the wind there.
Speaker 4: Dad.
Speaker 1: We both laugh.
Speaker 2: Woww yeah, wow, wow, it really went down.
Speaker 3: All right, let's try one, and't you more? This one
Speaker 3: says my grandpa died when I was on my way
Speaker 3: to see him in sis. I brought weed gummies for
Speaker 3: him because he wasn't supposed to die that day anyway.
Speaker 3: I walk into his room and hold his hand and
Speaker 3: say he never got his weave gummies. And without missing
Speaker 3: a beat, my grandma said, you snooze, you lose, and
Speaker 3: then we eat you ate one.
Speaker 1: Grandma?
Speaker 2: Right, all right? Well more.
Speaker 3: When my dad died, my mom and I went to
Speaker 3: the funeral home to prepare and pay for his cremation.
Speaker 3: When it was time to pay, I told my mom
Speaker 3: to put it on the credit card to get the points.
Speaker 3: That's what Dad would have wanted. The dark humor post stuff.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jenny. Coincidentally, we're launching into a song called
Speaker 1: Die with a Smile, Katie w B. That's a coincidence. Seriously,
Speaker 1: did not set that up. Do you ever have a
Speaker 1: dream about a coworker? I had a dream last night
Speaker 1: about So here's what happened in Then tell me whether
Speaker 1: this is like Vaunt's personality coming through in the dream.
Speaker 1: So we're in the studio, but it wasn't this studio.
Speaker 1: It was some radio studio. Vaunt had spilled strawberry ice
Speaker 1: cream all over the counter and it was melting into
Speaker 1: the counter, and I said, Vat, you gotta clean that up,
Speaker 1: and he couldn't. You know why he couldn't. He was
Speaker 1: working on a crossword puzzle. So so I took some
Speaker 1: napkins or towels and I wiped it up, and I said, Vaunt,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get some wind dex or something
Speaker 1: because if I don't clean this up, it's gonna stink
Speaker 1: like sour milk. Vont could not be bothered. You were
Speaker 1: still doing your crossword puzzle. So I went to get
Speaker 1: some cleanser and you said, uh uh no, that's gross.
Speaker 1: That's got oil in it. The board's gonna be oily.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you little bitch. Here I am cleaning
Speaker 1: up your ice cream and you're complaining about the the
Speaker 1: oily cleanser.
Speaker 4: Look at that's my personality. It's given kind of diva,
Speaker 4: not Diva's. I mean, yeah, well, actually, now they say
Speaker 4: it out loud, I would.
Speaker 2: Say the crossword part definitely.
Speaker 1: Not You're.
Speaker 4: Strawberry ice cream is definitely because my kid tastes buds,
Speaker 4: Yeaherry anyway, just weird.
Speaker 1: What else did we do? Well, that's really what else.
Speaker 1: We've all had a love and dream about a co worker.
Speaker 1: We all have. I have, not you, Okay, we I
Speaker 1: think we all have. Oh yeah, I have a couple.
Speaker 1: Do you have a love and dream about.
Speaker 3: I've had one about Chris Hockey, don at kay Fan
Speaker 3: and then oh.
Speaker 2: I'm scared to say that Steve.
Speaker 3: Other person doesn't work here anymore, but I know that
Speaker 3: they listen sometimes, so I don't think I want to
Speaker 3: say that it's Drake.
Speaker 1: He doesn't listen while he's sleeping. If you've had a
Speaker 1: love and dream about a co worker, you are not alone.
Speaker 1: Let's do Dave's dirt on kd WB. Find out what's
Speaker 1: going on here. Uh, if you love classic rock, this
Speaker 1: is what it would have sounded like if Stranger Things
Speaker 1: had used led Zeppelin in the finale. Now them supervisor
Speaker 1: on Stranger Things almost went with led Zeppelin instead of
Speaker 1: Prince and they went with Purple Rain because of how
Speaker 1: the songs had to be placed on the album. But
Speaker 1: here's what you might have heard if they used led
Speaker 1: Zeppelin instead. The countdown begins, Hey.
Speaker 4: Mom said the way you make you Good.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it played the same, but it's
Speaker 1: something they considered.
Speaker 2: The drama continues with the mom group in Hollywood.
Speaker 3: So yesterday we were talking about Ashley Tisdale saying that
Speaker 3: she wrote this article about how she was ghosted and
Speaker 3: kind of just like excluded from this mom group. Well,
Speaker 3: now enters the chat is Hillary Duff's husband, So apparently
Speaker 3: Matthew Koma. He went on Instagram and he posted a
Speaker 3: reaction of the artwork for the Ashley Tisdale essay where
Speaker 3: she wrote about all this, and he mocks the headline
Speaker 3: and said, when you're the most self obsessed, tone deaf
Speaker 3: person on earth, other moms tend to shift focus to
Speaker 3: their actual toddlers. So we were saying yesterday how there
Speaker 3: were two different mom groups she was in, so maybe
Speaker 3: it didn't involve the ones with like Hilary Duff and
Speaker 3: Mandy Moore and stuff, but now it sounds like it.
Speaker 2: She was talking about those guys, and now.
Speaker 3: Those moms and husbands are coming to the defense and
Speaker 3: being like, I'm actually, actually you're just self obsessed.
Speaker 1: Ooh girl. You gotta figure if one person in the
Speaker 1: group thinks everybody else is a jerk. Usually that person
Speaker 1: is the jerk. What don't you say? I mean, it's
Speaker 1: kind of like, yeah, if you work in an office
Speaker 1: and you think everybody else is the jerk, you are
Speaker 1: the jerk. Yes, chance it starts you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yesterday I talked about that there was fans speculation that
Speaker 2: there was going to be a next episode of Stranger Things,
Speaker 2: even though it concluded on New Year's Day. They've speculated
Speaker 2: that there's this undisclosed episode nine that the creators have
Speaker 2: yet to unveil, and there keeps being like little bitty
Speaker 2: like Easter egg things that keep popping up to confirm it.
Speaker 2: So there's an eerie countdown site now haunting Morse code
Speaker 2: appearing as this theory gains momentum. The guy who plays
Speaker 2: the bad guy was on Jimmy Fallon and he did
Speaker 2: this like weird kind of little workout video parody thing,
Speaker 2: But then he was kept saying tomorrow it begins, which
Speaker 2: is today, So we'll see if there's actually another episode
Speaker 2: of Stranger Things that comes out today.
Speaker 1: This is I'm here for it. That's cool.
Speaker 4: I feel like they just need to let the show
Speaker 4: rest because then it's like hubbub I like a hubbub.
Speaker 1: I'm here for a hubbub. Well, here's what's not a hubbub.
Speaker 4: The lightest story in the dirt today is National pass
Speaker 4: gas Day, and parents, I'm sorry if I get your
Speaker 4: kids started.
Speaker 1: Did you know that kids don't find farts funny anymore?
Speaker 4: That's not a lucky There's a video that went viral
Speaker 4: this past summer of a bunch of parents talking to
Speaker 4: like Jen Alfa, which I guess the current generation, and
Speaker 4: they were talking about farts and making fart noises and
Speaker 4: they didn't laugh, they didn't give a crap.
Speaker 1: Really, I feel like we're getting as part of how
Speaker 1: we're genetically programmed in our brain is like far, it's
Speaker 1: a funny. What about the thing where you what is
Speaker 1: this called where you put your handle to your arm? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is that funny? Still? Of course?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think maybe because I could never do it.
Speaker 2: I didn't think it was age. Are we talking like
Speaker 2: high school kids?
Speaker 3: Because my nephew definitely farted on me when I was
Speaker 3: home for Christmas and he laughed hysterically.
Speaker 1: This stuff. You can make fart sounds with my hands,
Speaker 1: you guys want to hear it? Yeah, I'm pretty proud.
Speaker 2: Of that.
Speaker 1: Great balloon party trick. Yeah, it's my party trick exactly.
Speaker 1: Mickey Rourke who was the actor who was like losing
Speaker 1: his home and they were put together it go fund
Speaker 1: me and people were like, oh, I mean he's put
Speaker 1: together it go fund me. It turns out it wasn't him,
Speaker 1: And here is Mickey Rourke slamming the GoFundMe that was
Speaker 1: put together for his benefit.
Speaker 6: I would never ask strangers or fans or anybody for
Speaker 6: a nickel. I mean, that's not my style. I mean,
Speaker 6: you asked anybody that knows me. You know, it's it's
Speaker 6: humiliating and it's it's really see.
Speaker 1: So he says it was his management team that put
Speaker 1: it together. So he does not want your money.
Speaker 6: The math you can figure it out, not me. I
Speaker 6: don't want anybody's money. I don't want anybody to send
Speaker 6: me money. I don't I want you to get your
Speaker 6: money back.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's so weird.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: Voon brought this up yesterday because there was announcement that
Speaker 3: The Housemaid, which Dave and I have seen already, I
Speaker 3: came out of theaters a few weeks ago. They are
Speaker 3: going to be doing a sequel for it. So they've
Speaker 3: secured that the film already grows one hundred and thirty
Speaker 3: million dollars worldwide since it's released before Christmas. And if
Speaker 3: you've seen it, you'll you can obviously tell there's like
Speaker 3: sort of an ending that seems like there's probably going
Speaker 3: to be another one.
Speaker 1: I did not pick up on that.
Speaker 2: Oh really, no, oh, I did it? Okay, Yeah, and
Speaker 2: really is done with the book yet?
Speaker 1: I just yeah, I finished the book.
Speaker 2: The book was so good, and it is like in
Speaker 2: a series of three books, so it's not surprising to me.
Speaker 3: I was going to say they're probably I feel like
Speaker 3: they'll do all three then, but yeah, this one will be.
Speaker 3: The Housemaid's Secret is the second of the trilogy.
Speaker 1: I still have to see the movie.
Speaker 2: So after it was announced that Emma Stone and Jennifer
Speaker 2: Lawrence were producing a Miss Piggy movie, bizarre rumors popped
Speaker 2: up that one of them might be playing the title character.
Speaker 2: But Emma Stone, She's like, absolutely not, Miss Piggy will
Speaker 2: be playing Miss Piggy. She would be storming out right
Speaker 2: now with the mere suggestion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no kidding. Can you imagine the actress made up
Speaker 1: to look like Miss Piggy it'll be Miss Piggy.
Speaker 2: If it absolutely not, Miss Piggy's playing Miss Piggy, Geez Louise,
Speaker 2: but now I'm excited for a Miss Piggy movie.
Speaker 4: Shout out to all the relationships and if you're married,
Speaker 4: go hug your partner. January fifth was known as divorce
Speaker 4: day according to a bunch of divorce lawyers. Apparently, they
Speaker 4: say a spike and people looking into split with their
Speaker 4: spouses on that day.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the lodge behind it is. Maybe
Speaker 1: because let's get through the holidays.
Speaker 4: But my thought process is, you know, right before Valentine's Day,
Speaker 4: that way you don't have to be all lovey dovey.
Speaker 4: But wouldn't you want to save the money before the
Speaker 4: holidays too.
Speaker 1: I don't know that it's even about money. I think
Speaker 1: it's about getting through the holidays for appearances and for
Speaker 1: your children and probably for your family. So you don't
Speaker 1: you know, you really you can't have you can't take
Speaker 1: it anymore. By August or September, you're like, d you
Speaker 1: win done. But you're like, eh, I don't want to
Speaker 1: explain all this before the holidays. Let's get through the
Speaker 1: holidays and then call Jonathan Fogel. That's logic. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: going to guess that's.
Speaker 2: What it is.
Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow said she lost a role after divorcing Chris Martin.
Speaker 1: Here is Gwyneth And there was.
Speaker 5: Like a lot of harsh stuff in the press, and
Speaker 5: I think the distributor was like, this might be too
Speaker 5: too hot to touch. So that was great because I
Speaker 5: was getting a divorce and then I got fired off.
Speaker 2: Was so old.
Speaker 1: I just kind of like a toxic situation.
Speaker 3: I guess it's only a matter of time before Timothy
Speaker 3: shallow May and Kylie Jenner get engaged, Apparently, according to
Speaker 3: this gossp of guru, everyone close to them say it's
Speaker 3: happening very soon. They're serious and it's only a matter
Speaker 3: of timing. However, another insider said that the couple has
Speaker 3: yet to resolve where to settle. Kylie is set on
Speaker 3: staying near her sisters in LA while Timothy is an
Speaker 3: East Coast guy and prefers to make their home in
Speaker 3: New York City. And I'm pretty sure Timothy grew up
Speaker 3: in New York City. I'm almost positive about that. So yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess maybe not.
Speaker 1: But does anybody believe that this marriage will actually go
Speaker 1: through or last. I mean, isn't it just another look
Speaker 1: at us? We're famous, Let's get some publicity out of
Speaker 1: this relationship thing.
Speaker 2: It does feel like a publicity relationship to me. I
Speaker 2: didn't realize they were together for three years already, But
Speaker 2: like you never, like when you see them together, they're
Speaker 2: just standing next to each other.
Speaker 3: I just always know they do do cute things that
Speaker 3: I've seen on video before. The only thing with them
Speaker 3: is like, how developed has the relationship become three years?
Speaker 3: Because Timothy is always filming something and Kylie is also
Speaker 3: very busy with like, yeah Rashian stuff and like her
Speaker 3: does she she still has her makeuplyd Yeah, I can't
Speaker 3: remember if she sold it or not. So I feel
Speaker 3: like these two probably see each other once every couple
Speaker 3: months or something, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean, Like that they never have to
Speaker 2: deal with each other.
Speaker 3: Bailey's been dating regular guy for two months and they're
Speaker 3: probably at the same rate of where you guys are
Speaker 3: after three years FaceTime.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen his face more than Timothy's selling. I've
Speaker 2: seen Kylie Jenner's face speaking of a couple that's not
Speaker 2: going to work out. So Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
Speaker 2: have now settled their divorce and they pretty much don't
Speaker 2: want anything from each other. They have agreed to waive
Speaker 2: all rights to child and spousal support, which you know, hey,
Speaker 2: good for them.
Speaker 1: They're like, hey, you know what, it's not going to
Speaker 1: work out for us. So we're dunzies. Sorry guys.
Speaker 2: Here civilish, civilishttlish.
Speaker 1: I cant gave you a birthday shout out a thirty
Speaker 1: five years young today and I think it is Oh,
Speaker 1: it's for Natalie, So Natalie, Happy birthday. And I think
Speaker 1: I have one more if I can find it. Yes
Speaker 1: to the best wife and mother in the world. We
Speaker 1: love you, Chelsea from Austin, Max and Dash, Happy birthday.
Speaker 1: Share birthday today with let's see Ala Black is forty seven,
Speaker 1: Nicholas Cage's sixty two, Katie Kirk is sixty nine, and
Speaker 1: Kenny Loggins he's still around, is seventy eight years old today.
Speaker 1: And that is the dirt on Katie