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Speaker 1: Uh, Friday's on the Joe Show. Find the Florida Man.

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Speaker 1: Uh new time though for twenty twenty six. Find the

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Speaker 1: Florida Man's at seven point thirty. Am I the A

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Speaker 1: Hole is going down at eight ten?

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Speaker 2: That's right?

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Speaker 1: Am I the A Hole? On Fridays eight hundred and

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Speaker 1: four or nine ninety three ninety three? I want to

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Speaker 1: know about self X? We love Katie Summers. Katie Summers

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Speaker 1: is the new member of the Joe Show. You guys

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Speaker 1: are gonna get to know her the way we know

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Speaker 1: her over these next couple of weeks and then love

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Speaker 1: on her forever.

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Speaker 2: Katie. Yes, why do you want to talk about self X?

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Speaker 3: This happened to me a couple times since I've been

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Speaker 3: back in the building. You know, I was on sabbatical

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Speaker 3: for like three months. But now that I'm back, I

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Speaker 3: get to see everyone again. Lots of hugs. But I,

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Speaker 3: oh god, I'm like goosebumps just thinking about this and

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Speaker 3: not in a great way that like if I give

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Speaker 3: a weird hug and it's always me because I'm kind

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Speaker 3: of tall. So do I go arms on the top?

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Speaker 3: Do we do do the diagonal or bottom?

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Speaker 2: Oops?

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Speaker 3: I just hit my mic and if I give like

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Speaker 3: a bad hug, I'll think about it all day.

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Speaker 1: When men hug, I don't know about women, but when

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Speaker 1: men hug, they either got to do the X or

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Speaker 1: they gotta like no, they dap it up. You go

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Speaker 1: hand behind the back. No you can't, you can't. That

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Speaker 1: shows ultimate domination of the other man if you go

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Speaker 1: above them.

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Speaker 2: Because if you get on.

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Speaker 3: Top, let me see you go hug him.

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Speaker 1: There are different ways to hug eight hundred and four

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Speaker 1: or nine ninety three ninety three. What I want to

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Speaker 1: talk about is sell fixed. But real quick, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to show you two are hugs.

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I want to say this as an okay,

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Speaker 4: this is the correct way.

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Speaker 5: So you either do the x's okay x X okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: The other one, the other one is you dap it up,

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Speaker 1: which was only acts. Now, if I wanted to assert

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Speaker 1: dominance on the other man, I'd say, hey, give me

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Speaker 1: a hug, and then I go on because the man

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Speaker 1: on the bottom has to go like that.

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Speaker 2: They gotta like wrap up dominance on me. Jed oh,

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Speaker 2: I never about that. It doesn't look good, doesn't it doesn't.

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Speaker 3: I don't like does it feel good?

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Speaker 2: Got on I'd love to get Did that hug feel good?

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Speaker 4: The dominant one?

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Speaker 1: I don't like being dominated Ashley so hard. No, but

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Speaker 1: when you dominate, you do feel like an alpha man.

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Speaker 4: That's an egg for that's a personal egg for both

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Speaker 4: of Jed and Katie's harsh.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 1: Now, as a man, another way to feel really uh

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Speaker 1: dominated is to hug a woman and do the same

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Speaker 2: I almost feel like just yeah, you can't hug underneath

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Speaker 2: the man. It's something about it just doesn't feel right

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Speaker 2: if it's just like a random like woman. Yeah, let's

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Speaker 2: just give hugs as an ax, the ax.

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Speaker 3: I'm telling you there are layers to this. It's very complicated.

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Speaker 3: And then like, okay, have you ever had this? This

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Speaker 3: is the worst. When you go in for a hug

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Speaker 3: and someone goes to like kiss you on the cheek.

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Speaker 3: You know some people do.

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Speaker 2: That, they kiss you on that Has that happened you? Whoa,

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Speaker 2: it's someone here in this building. It was an accident.

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Speaker 3: It was an accident.

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Speaker 2: But I told you I have that. Everybody up now,

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Speaker 2: I'm dapping everybody up.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 2: That's a nick.

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Speaker 4: Almost being kissed by a coworker or actually being because you.

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Speaker 3: Know, some people go for a kiss on the cheek,

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Speaker 3: but again, I have a height situation, so.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck, if you knew who it was, no man, pamp.

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Speaker 3: Show are you?

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Speaker 2: I just I can't believe the whole thing you just

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Speaker 2: it's hard.

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Speaker 3: Man, I'm telling you, I love a hug, but it's complicated.

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Speaker 1: What they give you like goosebumps too. Oh God, I

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Speaker 1: don't like the way that fell.

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Speaker 4: My personal ick is when my hands are wet. I

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Speaker 4: do not like when my hands are moist or just

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Speaker 4: I don't want to touch anything when it's like moist

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Speaker 1: And I don't understand why, but that's the only time

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Speaker 1: people want to like shake my hand. I always meet

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Speaker 1: someone the moment I get out of the bathroom, and

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Speaker 1: my hands are always wet. I don't do a good

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Speaker 4: I'm like, you have to be super dry. So I

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Speaker 4: don't like my hands to be wet at all.

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Speaker 1: And each time I got to be like, I just

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Speaker 1: wash my hands. I promise it's I just wash my hands.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sweating.

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Speaker 2: But most of the time I.

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Speaker 1: Very moist handsame eighty three text in at ninety seven

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Speaker 1: seven two zero.

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Speaker 2: If you text, we call self X. I've got a couple.

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Speaker 1: The first one is is sometimes when I laugh, I snort.

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Speaker 1: If I ever laugh and I I really, then it

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Speaker 1: gets like the deep one I want to throw up.

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Speaker 1: The other one is if I eat too fast around people, Well,

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Speaker 1: if I eat too fast in general, I choke. I

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Speaker 1: choke probably like two or three times a day. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: because I eat quick. I eat like someone else is

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Speaker 1: trying to steal my food, or there's a possible chance

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Speaker 1: of getting seconds, and I have to make sure that

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Speaker 1: I can actually get a good amount of seconds. I

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Speaker 1: eat super fast, and if I'm like with my fiance,

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Speaker 1: I have to make sure I have a drink or

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Speaker 1: she's got a drink because I will choke and I

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Speaker 1: have to then waterly fast to get the food down.

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Speaker 1: So like I sell thick all the time at like

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Speaker 1: a work dinner or anything like that, because it will

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Speaker 1: happen at least once I will start to choke.

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Speaker 2: Do you have any or are you perfect?

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Speaker 5: I'm perfect in my own head, but I'll tell you

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Speaker 5: what I do, Joe, So there'll be times, and I'm

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Speaker 5: sure if you've listened to the show this week, You've

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Speaker 5: heard it where I tell a joke and it doesn't

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Speaker 5: land and then I'm like, okay, Then I just start

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Speaker 5: laughing uncontrollably to cover the fact that it was a

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Speaker 2: Or when you think that they're okay with certain types

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Speaker 2: of joke, yea.

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Speaker 5: All that a Celtic when you say something and you're like, oh,

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Speaker 5: that was not very colorful of me.

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Speaker 1: Yes, or maybe it is probably more of what happens Ashley.

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Speaker 1: Have you have you noticed that Katie might hug weird? No,

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Speaker 1: because the more I think about it now is you

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Speaker 1: do give good hugs. There are certain people that when

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Speaker 1: they hug a selfick of mine is if they don't

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Speaker 1: really embrace the hug one hand or yeah, or just

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Speaker 1: like the tap tap one hand on the side.

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Speaker 6: You don't really want to hug me chest to chest. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: I hate your heart beat, that's right. I want to

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Speaker 6: feel your heartbeat. I don't want to kiss your cheek

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Speaker 6: right which you or your neck. I'm almost positive I

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Speaker 6: know who.

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Speaker 5: I think I know who it is too, because it's

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Speaker 5: a is it a guy or a girl? Can you

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Speaker 5: give us that much, Katie, it's a guy, totally. It

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Speaker 5: is a guy. Yeah, I know who it is. I

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Speaker 5: know exactly who it is.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if every office has like an office kisser

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Speaker 1: I got to give the cheek.

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Speaker 2: Probably, yes, there's always some guy. It's gotta be right. Well,

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Speaker 2: may grow into it. Guys, aren't that guy? You and

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Speaker 2: Jed aren't. My great Poppy used to do it. He was.

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Speaker 2: He was Italian though.

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Speaker 7: That's a thing.

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Speaker 3: I feel like it could be like you know, cultural

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Speaker 3: mm yep or something. You do the kiss kiss, cheek, cheek. Well,

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Speaker 3: that's very like Beverly Hills.

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Speaker 1: I doin very resilient. Yeah, one hundred percent. Well, listen,

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Speaker 1: we are getting very very close to find the Florida Man,

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Speaker 1: which I'm super super super pumped about. You are not

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Speaker 1: gonna want to miss these headlines today to news headlines.

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Speaker 1: Tell me what it is and you'll win Megan Train

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Speaker 1: your tickets, you'll win Slander tickets, you'll win Strawberry Festival tickets.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be a good one. Let's listen to some

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Speaker 1: bieber Daisies right now. Although I actually hold on one second.

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Speaker 1: Our phones have been really weird. As we're getting back

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Speaker 1: and everything. Hi, Emily. Oh, Emily, Oh, I got to

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Speaker 1: turn you up too, Emily. I'm still Emily. Do you

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Speaker 1: feel that way when you get back from the new year,

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Speaker 1: You kind of got to remember how to do your job.

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Speaker 2: That's been me all week.

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Speaker 7: Yes. Absolutely, I'm a teacher, so it's been hard getting

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Speaker 7: back in.

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Speaker 2: The Oh my god, how has it been?

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Speaker 7: And it's been great. Minus we got right into testing

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Speaker 7: the first week we're back, so.

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Speaker 2: The poor kids.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand that either. Talk about your husband, zick.

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Speaker 7: Okay, well, this is something that he does that ficks me.

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Speaker 7: He has the biggest build up for the tiniest cough,

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Speaker 7: so he has this giant breath before and then all

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Speaker 7: that comes out is I'm like like, why was that necessary?

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Speaker 1: It's almost like his own fur ball, right, Yeah.

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Speaker 7: He has this giant breath where he's like, oh, and

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Speaker 7: that's all that happens.

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Speaker 2: That's funny. If you I could ever record that so

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Speaker 2: we can laugh along. Let me know, Emily, haven't happened

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Speaker 2: times a day.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, have a beautiful day. We love you, Desiree.

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Speaker 1: You hate when a server says enjoy your food and

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Speaker 1: you say what oh.

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Speaker 7: Every time I'm like, oh, yeah you too. And then

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Speaker 7: after I'm like, oh my god, I hate myself and

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Speaker 7: I think about it.

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Speaker 1: They have like it like you know, Universal or Disney,

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Speaker 1: and they're like, all right, I enjoy the riding.

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Speaker 2: You're like, yeah you too.

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Speaker 1: You're at hotel, enjoyer staying you too every single time,

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Speaker 1: and you're just trying to be nice.

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Speaker 2: That's it. I know, you know, I want you to.

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Speaker 7: But then afterwards, like the self lows or like ten

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Speaker 7: minutes