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Speaker 1: We were just throwing the in front of everybody.
Speaker 3: Now, well, now the rest of us are going to
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Speaker 1: Well, wait a minute, what happened to the the Yeah? Right,
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Speaker 4: Be like taking away the serve. Yeah, sir John, just Oulton, John,
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Speaker 3: The muss d monks currently watching the biathlon where they
Speaker 3: would cross country ski for a whole bunch of kilometers
Speaker 3: and then have to shoot accurately and if they miss,
Speaker 3: they do penalty.
Speaker 1: Laughs. Yeah, that's crazy. Look at the crowd for the biathlon,
Speaker 1: it's gidantic.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, apparently we were watching earlier the skiers
Speaker 2: when they would get across the finish line collapse like
Speaker 2: they've been shot. Well, one of them apparently did buy
Speaker 2: the biathlon shooter, so that's said terrible. They're fine, it's
Speaker 2: a little twenty two. Yeah, no big deal. Should we
Speaker 2: do so be begun? Yeah, let's do the news. Yes,
Speaker 2: is KFA News with Chris Hockey. Good morning, and for
Speaker 2: Chris Hockey, I'm Zach Calverson.
Speaker 1: We begin with our top story.
Speaker 2: A cannabis facility is being proposed as a replacement for
Speaker 2: a now canceled entertainment center. If the cannabis project comes
Speaker 2: to fruition, would create at least eighty five full time
Speaker 2: jobs with an average wage of about sixty three thousand
Speaker 2: dollars up in Saint Cloud, Minnesota. According to Saint Let's
Speaker 2: the university would generate over six hundred thousand dollars in
Speaker 2: annual tax revenue. It's a great idea about The proposal
Speaker 2: still needs to be approved by the Saint claud City Council.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: But yeah, Zach, how much how much would you have
Speaker 3: to be paid to quit this job to go work
Speaker 3: at the cannabis factory? Sixty three thousand dollars if I
Speaker 3: had to put a number on it. So what you're
Speaker 3: saying is, if that facility is listing you are available.
Speaker 3: You can still do hockey play by play and yeah
Speaker 3: grow you know, we the rest of the year.
Speaker 1: To be a You could be a tester. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: could be the guinea pig. Yeah, man, test the weed
Speaker 1: guinea pig.
Speaker 3: I love that. That's a good that would be a
Speaker 3: good bit for you. Do they have bathtubs in Sant Cloud?
Speaker 2: Yeah they do. I have been in a Do they
Speaker 2: have die coke? I've actually been in a couple. Yes,
Speaker 2: they do have die coke.
Speaker 3: So you could go to valves, you could go get
Speaker 3: some of these weed. Yeah, diet coked. Oh jeez, yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: excuse me, get the weed first.
Speaker 2: And this this is big news too on this front
Speaker 2: in the in the THHC world, the judge is ruling
Speaker 2: that Minnesota companies are allowed to ship hemp products directly
Speaker 2: to consumers. The order stems from a complaint filed by
Speaker 2: cannabis lobbyist and a partner with the Minneapolis based consulting
Speaker 2: firm Blunt Strategies. But I was filed on behalf of
Speaker 2: several business owners. This is a big deal. Actually who
Speaker 2: make and sell hemp derived actually technically are all hump
Speaker 2: derived products. This is hemp derived products. The complain argued
Speaker 2: with the with the ban and shipping hemp products to
Speaker 2: customers directly doesn't comply with state laws. So they were
Speaker 2: The big problems is you had a lot of companies
Speaker 2: in like Saint Paul Minneapolis, who made a lot of
Speaker 2: their business by shipping their products to outstate residents who
Speaker 2: are using it for you know, health purposes and stuff
Speaker 2: like that, and they were all of a sudden that
Speaker 2: that was not going to be allowed. So that's good
Speaker 2: that that that is will will be allowed, So good
Speaker 2: for them. We mentioned the oldest curler ever, oldest Olympian ever. Really, technically,
Speaker 2: Friday the thirteenth might be the luckiest day for someone
Speaker 2: out there in the jackpot and tonight's Mega Millions worth
Speaker 2: three hundred and eighty five million dollars. That works out
Speaker 2: to about one hundred and seventy four million if you
Speaker 2: take the cash option before tax. This is one in
Speaker 2: two hundred and ninety million. Are the odds.
Speaker 1: So you're telling me there's a chance. It's not zero. No,
Speaker 1: it's not zero. Just pick the right numbers.
Speaker 3: It's not that hard, right, Or why would you try
Speaker 3: that when you have to pay for tickets when you
Speaker 3: could just try to win the initials jackpot for one
Speaker 3: hundred and nine thousand, five hundred dollars in a little
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Speaker 1: That's free, there is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Well you just have to be the caller, ye,
Speaker 3: which is not easy. It's the hardest part.
Speaker 4: A couple of zeros too, but days still a lot
Speaker 4: of money, yeah, change a ton of money.
Speaker 2: Let's see here, the Minnesota Twins are planning to use
Speaker 2: beer as a lure to draw fans.
Speaker 1: By the way, did you see the story already? I did? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is all perfect.
Speaker 2: Draw to get cassianos here two dollars beer. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: the team will offer two dollars beers before weekend home
Speaker 2: games all season long.
Speaker 1: Fan will be able to Fans will be able to buy.
Speaker 2: Low class brew before the first pitch of every Friday.
Speaker 1: And Saturday home game.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, season ticket holders will be able to get two
Speaker 2: dollars pre game before every home game Monday through Sunday.
Speaker 2: Ticket Twins will have another offer on Friday nights as well.
Speaker 2: It's a pregame happy hour deal with two dollars beers,
Speaker 2: hot dogs, and snacks. Also new this year, free ice
Speaker 2: cream for kids twelve and under on Sundays.
Speaker 1: Uncles are going.
Speaker 3: To be obliterated this season at Twins games.
Speaker 1: Just obliterating.
Speaker 4: It's pretty genius. Bring the tailgate party inside.
Speaker 1: That would be more genius.
Speaker 5: Will be putting a productive or entertaining tame on the field.
Speaker 2: Correct, But no, let's not do that. Don't let's get gimmicky.
Speaker 1: You know where you can get cheaper beers at home?
Speaker 5: Yeahs or see it absolutely cchs Field. That is a
Speaker 5: great product that's fun to watch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have like two dollars beer nights where they
Speaker 2: can get it all game long, and it is hilarious
Speaker 2: because people go there, they get in line, they get
Speaker 2: the beer, they do a lap with the beer on
Speaker 2: the course and get right back in line again. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's a wonderful thing. Cchs Field Saints Baseball just
Speaker 2: a couple.
Speaker 1: Of months away. So much fun, so much fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, as John is one hundred percent correct, put a
Speaker 3: good product down the field, don't worry about all the
Speaker 3: other stuff much People would probably pay. So again, two
Speaker 3: dollars beers, it's a target field. Well yeah I don't Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I am. You'd rather have them be what price? I mean,
Speaker 3: they're normally like fifteen bucks, so what price is better?
Speaker 1: Fifteen dollars if you but if you add like let's say,
Speaker 1: let's say.
Speaker 2: This offseason they signed Kyle Tucker, right the number one
Speaker 2: free agent.
Speaker 1: Don't you're worried for it?
Speaker 2: And they maybe made a move for like another starting pitcher,
Speaker 2: and they hadn't just traded away even though Carlos Korea
Speaker 2: really didn't live up to the billing, But they didn't
Speaker 2: trade them away for like a thirty five year.
Speaker 1: Old ve just so they could salary dump in.
Speaker 2: I think more people would be excited for absolutely than
Speaker 2: two dollars beers.
Speaker 5: My wife isn't going to the home opener. That'll be
Speaker 5: the first time and forever. That tells you something. She's
Speaker 5: a diehard.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So no, that's nice, nice job poll ads, right,
Speaker 1: you go.
Speaker 2: I mean it's just ridiculous. You guys want to hear
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Speaker 2: they're Friday, today's day, and it's Friday the thirteenth, the
Speaker 2: first of three this year.
Speaker 1: Pre tennis with more.
Speaker 6: There is no scientific evidence today will be any better
Speaker 6: or worse than any other day.
Speaker 1: Yet the superstition lives.
Speaker 6: Some buildings don't have a thirteenth floor, many airlines don't
Speaker 6: have a thirteenth row, and you'll be hard pressed to
Speaker 6: find a thirteenth street. And fear of the day will
Speaker 6: lead to a loss of about nine hundred million dollars
Speaker 6: in business. But superstitions usually come with rituals, So look
Speaker 6: for a lucky penny and if that doesn't work, look
Speaker 6: for deals.
Speaker 1: I'm pre tennis my deals.
Speaker 4: Yeah, why needs I like the fact that you disclamored
Speaker 4: with it's not scientifically proven that a superstition isn't real.
Speaker 3: Well, but again, minute tours are they came through the
Speaker 3: world of forecast craft portal and they're now among us,
Speaker 3: and he Sauce might.
Speaker 1: Hook up with one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Randy also believes in mermaids. Probably does, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sau Let's say Margot Robbie from the top half is
Speaker 3: Margot Robbie.
Speaker 1: The bottom half is a mermaid. No thank you? Do
Speaker 1: you make out with the top half? Yes? What about
Speaker 1: the bottom half? No thank you? What percentage of you
Speaker 1: is interested? No thank you? Like you woudn't even consider it?
Speaker 2: No thank you? Kel's listening. No John, you know, John
Speaker 2: was like say no right away. Oh God, I got it.
Speaker 2: And you're being polite by saying no thank you? Yeah, thanks,
Speaker 2: go a long way. I think the mermaid is really
Speaker 2: going to like that you're polite, Randy. They have the
Speaker 2: chesty parts right in. Listen there, chesty parts.
Speaker 1: Zach doesn't know the vernaculars. Yeah, I mean you could
Speaker 1: have just come out that way chesty park. You don't
Speaker 1: know what they're called. Leave the man alone.
Speaker 5: But what if Mark Robbie turned into like an Ariel
Speaker 5: situation where she got legs and then couldn't talk.
Speaker 3: Like splash, Yeah, like splash, like Daryl Hannah and splash,
Speaker 3: pull your hands up, Ursula, what hawk, He's not even
Speaker 3: here and you're asking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he might be listening.
Speaker 3: He would right, well, land Ursula because she also temporarily
Speaker 3: was in human form and kind of a smoke show.
Speaker 3: I think he'd sleep with either they're both land form,
Speaker 3: either one landform and sea Urchin.
Speaker 1: Urchant. Yeah, with a t he would.
Speaker 3: Ursula's mean yeah, but then why would he sleep with
Speaker 3: Ariel because she has those chesty parts.
Speaker 1: There's the title of the podcast, the chesty Parts. Love you.
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Speaker 3: Yes, Go Usa, well said, let me grease all right,
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Speaker 1: But the sauce A lots going on in the world
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Speaker 2: Well, the US men's hockey team smashed that be a
Speaker 2: five one, although they did struggle in the first kind
Speaker 2: of but then they flew away in the second and third.
Speaker 1: They also had.
Speaker 2: Two goals that were called off, but they win five
Speaker 2: to one. The United States battles Denmark tomorrow at two ten.
Speaker 1: Zacho or Parish. Who's ever over there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, As we talked about earlier, a couple of
Speaker 2: disallowed goals certainly made the score a little bit closer,
Speaker 2: and a lot of posts as well, including one by
Speaker 2: what was it brock Nelson had a disallowed assist, a
Speaker 2: disallowed goal and a post in the first period, but
Speaker 2: obviously he rebounded. Had a pretty good game, obviously, and
Speaker 2: that's to be expected. I would say the same should
Speaker 2: be expected against Denmark on Saturday afternoon, and then again
Speaker 2: just getting through this preliminary round and then after that,
Speaker 2: as they say, you're on your own. But good start
Speaker 2: for the men. And it's always fun. And when there
Speaker 2: are so many Minnesota shoutouts, I love it from you know,
Speaker 2: the wild players we have. We have a lot of
Speaker 2: connections on there. It's kind of it's fun to watch
Speaker 2: bolding in favor and all those guys doing their thing.
Speaker 2: The US women battle Italy to day at two ten
Speaker 2: after they dismantled Canada.
Speaker 1: Is there anyone anyone that can beat them? Apparently not.
Speaker 2: I mean, obviously when we get at the metal round,
Speaker 2: it's probably going to tighten up a little bit, especially
Speaker 2: against Canada. But you know, as long as they play
Speaker 2: their game, stay focused, don't you know? Hockey is a
Speaker 2: tough sport in terms of when it comes to upsets.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 2: You know, you could run into a hot goaltendor certainly,
Speaker 2: but it won't happen today. Could it happen in the
Speaker 2: semi finals or the finals potentially, But they seem to
Speaker 2: be on cruise control right now. And I won't do
Speaker 2: the whole destiny destiny line because it's technically not sure.
Speaker 1: You can't control your own destiny, but yeah, don'd you.
Speaker 2: But with that attitude, Perry, I just asked Zacho and
Speaker 2: we talked about the men beating laf Via five to
Speaker 2: one and then the women battle Italy today. I don't
Speaker 2: think there's anyone that can beat the US women, right, not.
Speaker 4: If they play their game, absolutely not, if they're all skating,
Speaker 4: if they're moving their legs, if they're playing the same
Speaker 4: game that we've seen them, not just throughout this tournament,
Speaker 4: but for the last couple of years, this squad.
Speaker 1: I mean even in pre tournament games.
Speaker 4: They were stomping on Canada in Canada ten three or
Speaker 4: ten four one game.
Speaker 1: So they know what they're capable of.
Speaker 4: And you know, I gotta I'm really interested to ask
Speaker 4: Taylor actually and what did heck actually feels like to
Speaker 4: be kind of the big seed, the favorite absolute to
Speaker 4: win the Olympics. There's got to be some pressure there too.
Speaker 4: But that being said, they relax, play the keeps, play
Speaker 4: the same game they do. And you know what I
Speaker 4: love about them too, is they just have so much
Speaker 4: fun out there. And when you're having fun out there,
Speaker 4: you stay and relax and you're just able to keep
Speaker 4: your mind free and play your game, and it just
Speaker 4: looks like they're having a blast and kicking.
Speaker 1: It well, said Chloe. Kim won silver yesterday.
Speaker 2: She tried for gold but couldn't do it, But she
Speaker 2: won silver yesterday and the halfpipe.
Speaker 3: Yep, she was trying to become the first Olympic snowboarder
Speaker 3: for the US to win three straight goals. I actually,
Speaker 3: I think just overall, not just US Olympic snowboarders, I
Speaker 3: don't think.
Speaker 1: Anyone has ever done that.
Speaker 3: But she was close a couple of golds and then
Speaker 3: a silver this year and lost to a seventeen year
Speaker 3: old from South Korea.
Speaker 1: Snowboarders are always pretty young. Yeah, in general, did you
Speaker 1: did anybody see that one crash? Like I did not.
Speaker 4: There was a snowboarder, this female, she landed like right
Speaker 4: on the lip.
Speaker 1: Oh, it looks awful.
Speaker 4: She breaks something. She got back up and continued like
Speaker 4: she kept competing. She was she was all right, I'm sure,
Speaker 4: I mean, there's she's absolutely hurting right now, but oh
Speaker 4: it's it's yeah. On that half pipe, if you watch,
Speaker 4: she goes up and she comes down and kind of
Speaker 4: loses where she is and lands more on top of
Speaker 4: the half pipe and down the slope. It was Yeah,
Speaker 4: it got my attention. I as an old hockey player,
Speaker 4: I had.
Speaker 1: Or rewinded watch it a couple of times.
Speaker 2: Well said, the Timberwolves are off until February twentieth, a
Speaker 2: week from today when they battled Dallas after the All
Speaker 2: Star break. But they are on the All Star break.
Speaker 2: The All Star festivity start today and run through Sunday. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, like we've talked about before Core twenty years ago,
Speaker 2: you were like, hell yeah, I would watch like the
Speaker 2: sophomore freshman game. That was fun to watch, the dunk
Speaker 2: contest when it was people you knew was fun in
Speaker 2: the All Star Game, even though it's you know, not
Speaker 2: great defense. It's the world's greatest pickup game. Now it's
Speaker 2: just there's no reason to watch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not exaggerating. I won't watch a second of it.
Speaker 3: I've been more pro dunk contest than most in the
Speaker 3: last twenty five years because I think there's been some
Speaker 3: awesome dunk contests mixed in with a handful of really
Speaker 3: bad ones.
Speaker 1: Like when Mac McClung first showed up, We're like, who that?
Speaker 3: Why are you letting this kid do it, and then
Speaker 3: for three years he basically put on an absolute clinic
Speaker 3: and did dunks that we didn't make a roster, but
Speaker 3: did dunks that we didn't think were possible. So it's like, cool,
Speaker 3: be creative, do stuff that we haven't seen before. But
Speaker 3: the beauty of the dunk contest is the second that
Speaker 3: dunk goes viral, you can see it on social media,
Speaker 3: so you don't have to watch a second of it.
Speaker 3: I'll see all the cool dunks on social and we'll
Speaker 3: move on. Yeah, so I won't watch the second of tonight,
Speaker 3: tomorrow or Sunday, and I think my life will be
Speaker 3: better for it. Likewise, Yeah, I won't watch the second
Speaker 3: of it. Yeah great, Just so I'll just watch, Like,
Speaker 3: is your showback on Nathan for You on HBO Max instead?
Speaker 3: What about You're So Good Your Sword?
Speaker 2: You see in the film, the p I, the Personal
Speaker 2: Investigator Private Investigator episode and Nathan for You?
Speaker 1: Uh, I think I've seen almost all of them.
Speaker 2: You'd have to remind me which is the guy Like, uh,
Speaker 2: he doesn't have any Yelp reviews and uh, that's fun,
Speaker 2: and so he wants to give him aye that's mad
Speaker 2: turns out to be a porn star from back in
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great bit, Nathan for you.
Speaker 3: Highly record. Nathan Fielder is a genius. I freaking love
Speaker 3: that guy. He's so funny. The rehearsal as well, it
Speaker 3: was like a half hour to the punchline. That was
Speaker 3: the rehearsal. That was you you wait an entire episode
Speaker 3: just so he can play Evanescence, and you're like, man,
Speaker 3: this guy is a he's an artist, and he's unlike
Speaker 3: anybody else that's going right now. It's worth your time
Speaker 3: if you've got patience. Might not be a show for you.
Speaker 1: No, I'm out.
Speaker 2: The Gopher women have won seven straight after they beat
Speaker 2: Nebraska last night eighty four to sixty seven. They have
Speaker 2: four games remaining. They battle Wisconsin in Madison on Sunday
Speaker 2: at five pm. They will most likely play in the
Speaker 2: NCAA tournament.
Speaker 3: So the Gophers have you know, one of their stars
Speaker 3: is a Maaya Battle. Yeah, so she will battle who
Speaker 3: She will battle Wisconsin on Sunday. So Battle will battle Wisconsin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, I was going to do keep talking so
Speaker 1: I can do.
Speaker 3: I don't really have anything else to say, so yeah,
Speaker 3: Well and discuss who are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Amaya Battle? Yeah?
Speaker 2: She averages ten and a half points a game, seven
Speaker 2: and a half rebounds, and three point eight assists a game.
Speaker 3: That's off the top of your head, right, unbelievable. Do
Speaker 3: you really know women's basketball number three point guard? Yep,
Speaker 3: same one. Yeah, Maya Battles for Topkins. You're all over
Speaker 3: the sports scene. They went to, uh, a Gopher women's
Speaker 3: basketball game, didn't you?
Speaker 1: I did? Yeah, because you told everybody about it.
Speaker 7: Hi, Martie, any chance her brother's name is Jamison and
Speaker 7: her dad's name is Tourelle.
Speaker 1: Let me just stop the top of your head. It
Speaker 1: doesn't say it on the website I'm currently looking at,
Speaker 1: But yeah, I didn't know that. Is that really? It's
Speaker 1: jameson Battles? Uh? I mean looking did?
Speaker 7: I would need Sauce to confirm on his on his
Speaker 7: What I'm informational.
Speaker 3: What I'm trying to many is what I'm trying to prove, Marty,
Speaker 3: is if you don't know that, because I didn't know
Speaker 3: that until you just said that. If you don't know that,
Speaker 3: you know what's awesome to do once in a while.
Speaker 1: Check look it up.
Speaker 3: Just just say you don't know, I have no idea.
Speaker 3: You're going to say you didn't know it. You're yesterday
Speaker 3: with the shaming that.
Speaker 1: The figure skating was.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, we'll talk about like five minutes. I can't wait. Uh,
Speaker 2: let's see here, Marns. I said, the Wolves are off
Speaker 2: until Friday. Will you watch any of the All Star Action?
Speaker 7: I typically like to dip into the slam dunk competition, so.
Speaker 1: Probably not.
Speaker 2: The Gopher Men have seven regular season games left. They
Speaker 2: will battle Washington tomorrow at eight o'clock.
Speaker 3: That's my Valentine's Day plan. Thanks you and I are
Speaker 3: going to sit out and watch that game.
Speaker 1: She's very excited.
Speaker 3: Cute, yeah, very very excited, and I think to get
Speaker 3: ready for Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: Are Washington Gopher date.
Speaker 3: We are going to watch the NBA Celebrity game tonight
Speaker 3: because she wants to watch the creator and co founder
Speaker 3: of Dude Perfect, Cody Jones play, and of course, like
Speaker 3: I mentioned earlier, I would like to watch Charlotte Hornet's
Speaker 3: co chairman and governor.
Speaker 1: Rick Schnall play.
Speaker 3: And sauce you said, Kel wants to watch Taylor Frankie
Speaker 3: Paul from the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives are dumb
Speaker 3: questions niche rosters. Yes, Marti, what is your favorite song
Speaker 3: that multi platinum producer Mustard has produced?
Speaker 1: My husband, I'm awesome.
Speaker 3: That'd be if he has an alter ego and its
Speaker 3: multi platinum producer Mustard.
Speaker 1: That would be great. Is like you get to list
Speaker 1: in front of you and like you got the celebrity thing. Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is the words celebrity in quotes? No? No, okay, so
Speaker 1: this is not ironic. Wait tell me somebody else who's
Speaker 1: in that game?
Speaker 3: Brazilian soccer legend and two time FIFA World Cup champion Cofu.
Speaker 2: He averages a goal and a half a game, two saves,
Speaker 2: one bicycle kick.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable, Thank you? He does it all true, there's no soccer.
Speaker 7: But when you average multiple goals and saves.
Speaker 1: Yes game, Yes, you are leading to score more than one?
Speaker 1: Are you tomorrow?
Speaker 2: When you watch the Gopher Washington games? C K Tyson,
Speaker 2: who averages nineteen point four points a game. Yeah, my
Speaker 2: Valnce time today?
Speaker 1: Date? That sounds fun, Marns.
Speaker 3: You know who needs to work with multi platinum producer
Speaker 3: Mustard is Marshmallow.
Speaker 1: Don't you think it'd be a good mix that Marshmellow.
Speaker 3: And Mustard that's a gross cul Wow, Mustard's awful. No
Speaker 3: Mustard is name one song of his mustard. Let's not
Speaker 3: call him awful. I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: But I know it tastes. Heard of this guy.
Speaker 7: All forms of mustard, like all of them, the best
Speaker 7: honey mustard from.
Speaker 1: Nothing. I want, Yes, sir, what if nineteen and a
Speaker 1: half points?
Speaker 3: What if seven foot six former NBA player Taco Fall
Speaker 3: gets tackled by Mustard and technically then Mustard is on Taco?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I thought so that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I like ran into that problem a
Speaker 2: couple of times in the eighties.
Speaker 1: Dear God, Hey, you made it weird, man, I made
Speaker 1: it weird. I knew I was.
Speaker 3: Talking about food. You made it weird. Zach your hands up.
Speaker 3: So I'm going to see you because I think you're
Speaker 3: smart enough to get this.
Speaker 1: I doubt it.
Speaker 2: So his name is DJ Mustard, right, can you tell
Speaker 2: me what his first name is?
Speaker 1: Dijon? You got it. You're so good at this. Is
Speaker 1: that how he cam up with the name? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Dijon Isaiah McFarlane. That's not bad. First recognition.
Speaker 2: His work on Tiger's twenty eleventh single This was Big
Speaker 2: Rack City Tommy.
Speaker 1: Tommy City. He drives pretty quickly. Yeah, yeah, got his
Speaker 1: eyes on the road, his eyes rose can't wait to
Speaker 1: get out of here. He's got some good, good credits,
Speaker 1: not like us.
Speaker 3: I've literally never heard of him, so I hope he's
Speaker 3: a big deal. It's this multi platinum producer. So he's
Speaker 3: he's done well. He's never heard of him. Maybe the
Speaker 3: kids love him.
Speaker 1: Who knows.
Speaker 2: Tw Pictures and Catchers reported yesterday their first full squad
Speaker 2: workout is Monday.
Speaker 1: M All right, oh, Twins Martins, did we talk about
Speaker 1: your thing? Whoa?
Speaker 3: We all the thing from a week ago that you
Speaker 3: told us? Did we talk about that on the air?
Speaker 3: Can we not say that? You know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1: Oh? You can? You can? We did not talk about it? Well,
Speaker 1: go ahead, and then because I didn't know if that
Speaker 1: was a secret. No, But it's cool though. Now you're
Speaker 1: making an announcement and that's weird.
Speaker 3: Well, no, I'm not trying to make an announcement. I just
Speaker 3: didn't know if it was a secret or not. That's
Speaker 3: talk about why I was trying to be vague ocause
Speaker 3: I didn't I didn't know if I was putting you
Speaker 3: in a bad spoty.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not trying to make it.
Speaker 7: I think everybody that needs to know I told last week,
Speaker 7: So it's not a secret got anymore.
Speaker 1: So fire Away, what are you doing this summer?
Speaker 7: Well, I'm shifting a little bit in my professional life
Speaker 7: and it does involve the Twins, and it involves the
Speaker 7: Links and I am moving on from Links broadcasts, so
Speaker 7: I will not be doing play by play or the
Speaker 7: Links TV broadcast at all, and I will be going
Speaker 7: back across the street over to target Field. And a
Speaker 7: lot of it has to do with just schedule and
Speaker 7: just responsibilities, and it has nothing to do with.
Speaker 1: I like one team or don't like another team.
Speaker 7: It's more just personal preference of having a little control
Speaker 7: over my schedule. So I'm doing pregame and post game
Speaker 7: for the Twins, a forty game package, so it's not
Speaker 7: even half the games, but it's enough that it keeps
Speaker 7: me in the loop and with the team and lets
Speaker 7: me choose when I work more than working around as schedule,
Speaker 7: which is what I've been doing for twenty some years
Speaker 7: in the summer with the Links. So they've been wonderful
Speaker 7: to me, and everybody over there wished me well and
Speaker 7: was like, thanks for thanks for the time, good luck,
Speaker 7: So shifting gears a little bit, no more Links back
Speaker 7: to Twins.
Speaker 1: See you this summer at.
Speaker 3: The All Park Links lost Twins game gain Right, that's
Speaker 3: awesome for the Twins. Sure how much of your decision
Speaker 3: had to do with the idea that sometimes the Power
Speaker 3: Troy Morning Show goes to Vegas in the spring or
Speaker 3: the fall, and you want to keep those dates as
Speaker 3: open as possible of it.
Speaker 1: I knew I liked you. That's the right answer, because
Speaker 1: you have to do it always sucks more like, Hey,
Speaker 1: we're going to Vegas. You're like, I have a Links game.
Speaker 1: They deal It's like, what like that? Well, that's I'm
Speaker 1: just doing a morning impression. She does go to Vegas.
Speaker 1: Who cares? So if you just do forty.
Speaker 3: Games in the summer, that leaves basically the six months
Speaker 3: of the fall and winter in spring almost wide open.
Speaker 7: No, because I saw parts of Wolves games. Hopefully, although
Speaker 7: we don't really know the future of Wolves broadcasting as
Speaker 7: it exists, I think that is changing in real time. Oh,
Speaker 7: but the point is it's it's not a very flexible
Speaker 7: schedule when you work for our team, because their schedule
Speaker 7: is your schedule, so you work your life around their schedule.
Speaker 7: And now this gives me a little more flexibility to
Speaker 7: work my schedule around the life.
Speaker 3: So you didn't want to make an announcement or make
Speaker 3: a big deal of it, But can I make an
Speaker 3: announcement because this is something that is not announced yet?
Speaker 1: This is still secret. All right?
Speaker 3: You are not going to be main vocals now main
Speaker 3: play by play for the Minnesota Links, But you know
Speaker 3: who is?
Speaker 1: I do not.
Speaker 3: Here with an example of what his play by play
Speaker 3: will sound like for the.
Speaker 1: Links is the fans.
Speaker 3: Paul Lambert, Hello, everyone, Welcome to Links versus the New
Speaker 3: York Liberty Round one of the games. Here we are
Speaker 3: what a pass? What a sweet shot? Here we go basketball.
Speaker 2: They're flying down the court, pass back to pass, shoot
Speaker 2: or touchdown.
Speaker 1: Scene That guy felt hell if you ever yeah sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah there tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go non bit for a second. Okay, let's
Speaker 3: say Abbot Tomorrow says your career at Kathan depends on
Speaker 3: you helping out with some kind of a play by
Speaker 3: play job, Like we need you to fill in for somebody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what sport? What level? What league? Would you be? Like?
Speaker 1: If I'm going to do this.
Speaker 3: My best chance of being successful is blank baseball baseball
Speaker 3: play by play, Yeah, just because you just tell stories
Speaker 3: in between and stuff where you show.
Speaker 1: It, I would free show it. I would You know
Speaker 1: what else I would do?
Speaker 2: I would call Common, put the phone on speakerphone, put
Speaker 2: it on mute, ask him a question, and then I
Speaker 2: just do this, just let him talk, let him go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, baseball and then mentioned once in a while.
Speaker 3: Three two count yeah three two common bases loaded. This
Speaker 3: is sponsored by uh Sprite. We all love a good
Speaker 3: refreshing sprite in the summer. And strike three betters out
Speaker 3: ball rolls back to the mound, pictures, walk off back
Speaker 3: to you Common the brake, Yeah, oh yeah, and maybe
Speaker 3: back after this.
Speaker 2: Your twins are down fifteen to ten in the second.
Speaker 1: At least we're scoring too offensive output by the Twins. Yeah,
Speaker 1: pitching's bad. Yeah. What would you say if the ball
Speaker 1: was hit in the air, Well, you know what I do,
Speaker 1: would sex But in the air?
Speaker 3: Where in the infield or the outfield? Because I think
Speaker 3: it is a different explain it to us, but I
Speaker 3: think the outfield is a fly out. In the infield
Speaker 3: is a pop fly? Are you sure?
Speaker 1: No? Would you like a consultant to call you.
Speaker 2: I would yeah, maybe, yeah, yeah, Well what would your
Speaker 2: home run?
Speaker 1: Callby?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: I can't take that. That one's too good. It would
Speaker 2: be sitting along the lines of there we go, deep fly,
Speaker 2: deep center field and gone by?
Speaker 1: That would be my bit.
Speaker 3: Are all home runs deep flies? No, some are shallow flies.
Speaker 3: Some of them are line drives.
Speaker 1: Some of the home runs are shallow flies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you need you.
Speaker 3: Need a consultant, You need somebody to man explain this
Speaker 3: to you. Well, it's not gonna be me.
Speaker 1: Do anyone anyone? Oh here? I mean, I mean Carrie
Speaker 1: always could do it. Who's Carroll is? She's an actress?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah? How about last year? Pablo Lopez?
Speaker 1: That's not right that we're just stacking bits. Yeah we are.
Speaker 2: He had a four eight e r A, a whip
Speaker 2: of one point nine. Wow, he won fifteen games season,
Speaker 2: lost ten zero.
Speaker 3: Marnie, Zach and Parrish. What do we believe Sauce knows
Speaker 3: what whip stands for?
Speaker 2: Or not?
Speaker 1: Just thinking that now?
Speaker 3: Again, this is the future play by play guy.
Speaker 1: For the links, So give him a little give them
Speaker 1: a little bit of a race. Knows what whip stands?
Speaker 1: Does he know? What whip stands for? Don't google it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm texting Pat.
Speaker 4: He does play a lot of MLB the show. Is
Speaker 4: that something that's in there?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But is it one of those like numbers that the
Speaker 2: higher is better? So you really don't even name to
Speaker 2: know what it is? As long as it's I don't
Speaker 2: even I don't even know what it is, I'm I'm
Speaker 2: gonna say no.
Speaker 1: So there's a couple of those. Is it walks, hits, innings, pitched? Yes,
Speaker 1: got it? I listened to the game. I kind of
Speaker 1: said that in my head, but I didn't believe that
Speaker 1: was Ye, that should have been. Yeah. So that's the
Speaker 1: Zach's question. He's having a high whip or a low whip? Better?
Speaker 1: You want a low whip? Look at you, dude, You
Speaker 1: know stuff? Thanks man, I could He's right, he could do.
Speaker 1: I'd be good at it, that's right. You comment on
Speaker 1: me comment, I think dead. I think have it right now?
Speaker 3: Is feeling pretty grateful that we have no baseball rights
Speaker 3: currently on KFA.
Speaker 1: But if I like tried, tried.
Speaker 2: Is the key word, And you didn't let me have
Speaker 2: my phone and I had to do nine innings without
Speaker 2: my phone and I really tried and put my mind
Speaker 2: to it. I would be good at it, not like
Speaker 2: Marnie or some of the other people who are good
Speaker 2: at it, but.
Speaker 1: In a positive way. Marni's good at it. I'd be
Speaker 1: good at it, not like.
Speaker 3: Like not good like yeah yeah yeah, not good like
Speaker 3: you and not good in the traditional way. No, i'd
Speaker 3: be I mean, i'd have not It would be exactly
Speaker 3: as a man. I would be at it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: The basement for your abilities is pretty high. Yeah, because
Speaker 3: all you have to do is start talking and like,
Speaker 3: oh credibility, yeah, oh I got it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I would get you know, a quick run
Speaker 2: through from somebody would call me and tell me the difference.
Speaker 1: I've run out of bits to say.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can tell It's all right though, right, Viking's
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Speaker 3: but we can find something to talk about.
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Speaker 1: Thanks Radco Wales. Could we just do headlines instead?
Speaker 3: We almost never get the headlines on Fridays anyway, because
Speaker 3: we play initials and then the show kind of wraps up.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. Now it's time for headlines. Him, Marnie Hyparis.
Speaker 1: Are you guys wonderful? Yess are great? Man, you guys
Speaker 1: are doing great. I don't tell anybody. I don't want
Speaker 1: to ruin my rep Uh.
Speaker 3: The FBI has increased the reward for information about Nancy
Speaker 3: Guthrie to one hundred thousand dollars. Man, the uh. We
Speaker 3: mentioned it briefly yesterday. This, this freaking documentary is going
Speaker 3: to be fascinating. The idea that somebody, somebody claims they
Speaker 3: know the identity of the kidnapper and they're demanding money,
Speaker 3: not for Nancy's return. They want bitcoin to rat out
Speaker 3: the kidnapper. But they want it in bitcoin because they
Speaker 3: believe that's a way that they cannot be traced back
Speaker 3: because of.
Speaker 1: Their own safety.
Speaker 3: But I'm thinking, if you know who kidnapped her, my
Speaker 3: guess is the list of people who know who it
Speaker 3: is is very small, right, Maybe the kidnapper has a
Speaker 3: crew or a group of two or three people that know.
Speaker 3: So it's like, if you're the kidnapper and then somebody says,
Speaker 3: I'll tell you who it is if you give me
Speaker 3: a bitcoin, which is like whatever, sixty seventy thousand dollars,
Speaker 3: wouldn't the kidnapper know?
Speaker 1: Well, it's either Bill or Frank. Those are the two
Speaker 1: people I told.
Speaker 3: So, man, there's so many questions about who the hell
Speaker 3: knows and what is happening.
Speaker 1: In a scam. They're just trying to get mine.
Speaker 3: That's another fear is that some of the ransom notes
Speaker 3: or some of these threats have not been credible or verified.
Speaker 1: Especially now that the.
Speaker 2: Rewards up to one hundred thousand, because bitcoin was like
Speaker 2: they're asking for one bitcoin, which I think we'reun that
Speaker 2: this time now is valued about sixty seven thousand, So
Speaker 2: now six to seven you need to you would make
Speaker 2: thirty three thousand more by just going to the straight
Speaker 2: to the source.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: But then it gets traced back because then the FBI
Speaker 3: knows who they're paying. Yeah, but this theory is is
Speaker 3: that they hope to stay anonymous by just getting the
Speaker 3: bitcoin and not having anybody know who it is. That's
Speaker 3: the difference, right, Your anonymity is worth the thirty three
Speaker 3: thousand dollars. That's the theory. I have no idea. This
Speaker 3: story sucks.
Speaker 1: Sucks. It's the worst.
Speaker 7: I can't believe that it's been this long two weeks
Speaker 7: and there's as far as we know publicly anyway, basically enough,
Speaker 7: you know what that is?
Speaker 1: Shocked? What was it like two days ago?
Speaker 3: And maybe this all happened behind the scenes, but this
Speaker 3: was publicly about two days ago.
Speaker 1: There was a headline that.
Speaker 3: Said investigators are asking for neighbors ringcam footage, and I thought,
Speaker 3: shouldn't that be day one?
Speaker 2: Well, no, they were looking for like a long period
Speaker 2: of time, so it started. I think they initially did
Speaker 2: go kind of around and and got like that night,
Speaker 2: but then they were now they're like asking for a
Speaker 2: month's worth.
Speaker 1: Oh right, because they thought maybe the first scouting, yeah,
Speaker 1: the area a month ago.
Speaker 3: That makes more sense because well, my kiddo first got
Speaker 3: her car and she went to her friend's house and
Speaker 3: if she parked there overnight, she got her car toad.
Speaker 3: But we thought it was stolen for a couple of
Speaker 3: other reasons that don't need to be aired, but one
Speaker 3: of the things when the cop showed up was we
Speaker 3: asked a handful of neighbors like, can we check out
Speaker 3: your ring cam to see if this car was stolen,
Speaker 3: because obviously we can. There should be some motion, we
Speaker 3: should be able to see it. Well, that's when we
Speaker 3: a couple of neighbors were nice enough to show the
Speaker 3: cop immediately like we didn't need a warrant or whatever,
Speaker 3: we just can we see this And they're like, of course.
Speaker 3: And then we saw that it was toted at like
Speaker 3: three o'clock in the morning, Like, well, that's best case scenario.
Speaker 1: Then we can give go get the car. We'll figure
Speaker 1: it out. It was awesome.
Speaker 3: But my point was is we didn't need any paperwork,
Speaker 3: We didn't need a judge. We just needed neighbors to
Speaker 3: be like, yeah, you can see it if you want.
Speaker 1: I don't care. So I just thought it was strange
Speaker 1: that it's well, they're asking for ringcam footage.
Speaker 3: Zach's story makes way more sense to get all the
Speaker 3: way back into the database to look for surveillance and
Speaker 3: see if any car was in the area. Area multiple
Speaker 3: times that maybe it shouldn't have been or isn't from
Speaker 3: that area. That's interesting, and I headline was very misleading.
Speaker 2: I watched the video that somebody took of them driving
Speaker 2: through the neighborhood, and some of the frustrating aspects of
Speaker 2: this as one is, there's.
Speaker 1: Only one way in and one way out of that neighborhood.
Speaker 2: So if there was any sort of license plate reader
Speaker 2: or some sort of camera, this would be a heck
Speaker 2: of a lot easier, but there just isn't. And because
Speaker 2: of how windy the roads are and how kind of
Speaker 2: hilly it is, the ring cams that they do have aren't.
Speaker 1: Going to show much of anything unfortunately.
Speaker 2: That's plus there's some deal with I think the University
Speaker 2: of Arizona where they don't allow street lights there, so
Speaker 2: it's an extra. It's very very dark because they do
Speaker 2: what they have. I don't know what the right the
Speaker 2: words are, but like they've they do the sky stuff,
Speaker 2: the telescopes and stuff. There's a telescope in the area,
Speaker 2: so they want to keep it dark, so they light right.
Speaker 2: So it's really just a perfect storm of it is
Speaker 2: unfortunate circumstances, and this poor woman who hopefully is still
Speaker 2: out there alive. We just every day, you hope you
Speaker 2: refreshed your feed and you see something new, and we
Speaker 2: just really haven't.
Speaker 7: Did anything come out of that white tent yesterday? I
Speaker 7: saw that.
Speaker 2: Actually really, so they were able to determine the height
Speaker 2: of the suspect and some other stuff. They basically they've
Speaker 2: uh filmed some high quality stuff there and then we're
Speaker 2: able to, like you said, determine the height and kind of.
Speaker 1: Okay based on relative things around.
Speaker 7: Re enactment almost is what they were doing. Oh so
Speaker 7: it wasn't like they were taking something out of the house.
Speaker 1: They didn't want people to say no.
Speaker 2: No, It was all about okay because that was where
Speaker 2: the where the footage we do have was taken, and
Speaker 2: so they were able to use the stuff in that scene.
Speaker 1: Let's let's fast forward for a.
Speaker 3: Second, because you know, it doesn't feel like it's going
Speaker 3: to have a happy ending. We're all hoping that it does,
Speaker 3: but it feels like it's going to go the wrong
Speaker 3: way just because it's been so long, and you know
Speaker 3: all those shows like First forty eight, right, like good
Speaker 3: if you can figure something out or find somebody in
Speaker 3: the first day or two normally it turns out. All right,
Speaker 3: I'm starting to get pretty pessimistic that this is going
Speaker 3: to go the wrong way. But can you imagine, let's
Speaker 3: say the dream scenario comes through, She's fine, she's alive.
Speaker 3: They at some point find her or get her back
Speaker 3: or the ransom, whatever happens. But can you imagine in
Speaker 3: a couple of weeks, if she's doing interviews about what
Speaker 3: her life has been like the last couple of weeks. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like those are going to be can't missing interviews. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna stop everything and be like, oh man, Nancy Guthries
Speaker 3: on NBC tonight and she's sitting down with whoever, and
Speaker 3: she's gonna walk through how she was taking, what happened.
Speaker 4: See how much money they offered maybe.
Speaker 1: Agency the exclusive interview.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine watching that breakdown offered me a lot more?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 3: It would be yeah, darn cute. Who cares about the documentary? Right,
Speaker 3: Let's just have her talk about it. It would be unbelievable. Martins.
Speaker 1: You go first, We're going on the room, all.
Speaker 3: Right, what percentage of Americans consider themselves to be bad cooks?
Speaker 3: And by the way, when we go around the room
Speaker 3: and answer her guests admit yes or no, whether or
Speaker 3: not you believe you were a good.
Speaker 1: Or a bad cook.
Speaker 7: I would fall into the category of bad cook.
Speaker 1: You believe you're a bad cook.
Speaker 7: Absolutely, I have no problem admitting that I try. I'm
Speaker 7: just not that interested and I like other people to
Speaker 7: cook for me.
Speaker 1: Must be rough.
Speaker 7: The buttok he is, yeah, and much better than I.
Speaker 7: And I would even say Grady for sure is a
Speaker 7: better cook than I am.
Speaker 1: Here, you know what I do. I heat and I boil.
Speaker 1: You got that?
Speaker 2: You got that signature cream cheese and egg dish, don't you?
Speaker 1: Did you play cream cheese and you scrambled eggs cottage cheese? Yeah?
Speaker 7: That literally involves cracking an egg, putting a little.
Speaker 1: Eggs let.
Speaker 7: Scoop of cottage cheese, and a splashbag white.
Speaker 1: That is I guess that's cooking. The rest of it
Speaker 1: is heat twins this summer or Food Network door dash.
Speaker 3: All right, So you're saying you're Americans.
Speaker 1: I think that they are.
Speaker 7: Most Americans would say they're either good or fine, but
Speaker 7: wouldn't be in the bad category.
Speaker 1: It's got to be twenty.
Speaker 2: Percent, okay, Zach, I was thinking about Yeah, fifteen percent,
Speaker 2: and no, I am You're not good make a mean
Speaker 2: mac and cheese.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Parish craft as far as in the kitchen, don't have
Speaker 4: many skills there.
Speaker 1: But I can grill.
Speaker 4: I mean you know what I mean. I can grill
Speaker 4: a steak, chicken, anything on the grill I can handle.
Speaker 4: And Doug did a pretty good job there. I do
Speaker 4: believe not no complaints at least at home. I mean,
Speaker 4: they know I beat him. It was sure, you know
Speaker 4: that's the way it is. What's tough in the parish house. Sure,
Speaker 4: I would say, though, yeah, I like the bad I'm
Speaker 4: right with Marns and Zach.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. What did you say, MARNI? Twenty one percent.
Speaker 2: Saw uh yeah, I am a pretty good cook. And
Speaker 2: I would say thirty.
Speaker 3: Uh Forty three percent of people claim that they're good,
Speaker 3: thirty percent say they're okay, nineteen percent consider themselves great.
Speaker 3: According to this survey, around seven percent say they're bad
Speaker 3: cooks seven percent.
Speaker 4: I would I'm surprised way there's more talent out there
Speaker 4: or more liars.
Speaker 1: What about you, Corr, What do you say? Heat and boil?
Speaker 1: Heat and boil? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: The only thing that I don't put in the oven
Speaker 3: or toaster or microwave. The only thing is noodles, which
Speaker 3: is just boiling water and dumping noodles in and that's it.
Speaker 3: So I don't make anything else. So by definition, that
Speaker 3: means I'm a bad cook. Right by definition, so one
Speaker 3: hundred percent, I'm in that bad category. But clearly I
Speaker 3: also have no interest in doing it. I'd rather find
Speaker 3: the most convenient way it's possible to get the food
Speaker 3: as quickly as possible.
Speaker 1: Am I alive? I don't know. Wish I was a
Speaker 1: better cook. I like, I.
Speaker 7: Will try and I will get into a recipe and
Speaker 7: I will be so frustrated and I'm googling like every step.
Speaker 3: So I don't do home improvement projects, same reason, right
Speaker 3: on this step, and you're like, this whole thing screwed up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what hot ass Randy's for. What does it mean?
Speaker 1: How do you? Oh, yeah, it's hot ass Randy. I
Speaker 1: would doubt it, but he's good at everything else.
Speaker 3: The only thing I wish I could do for myself
Speaker 3: and my family is like desserts and crap. I wish
Speaker 3: I could be a decent like cookie baker, cupcake person
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: That looks kind of fun. But that's my dad.
Speaker 2: Fix it the bowl and portion it out on a
Speaker 2: cookie baking sheet.
Speaker 1: Portion it in what way?
Speaker 2: I mean you take either a spoon and you put
Speaker 2: about an inch or two apart so they don't mold
Speaker 2: all together and become one big cookie. But if I
Speaker 2: want one big cookie, then you just take the batter,
Speaker 2: stir it up, whatever the mixes, put it onto a plate,
Speaker 2: spread it out evenly, and cook it for how it's
Speaker 2: golden brown?
Speaker 1: Weren't you gonna at one point?
Speaker 3: I do like a cooking series on cafe dot com
Speaker 3: or your social media.
Speaker 1: What happened to like meat sauce cooking? I would do that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 3: Would you rather do baseball play by player or meat
Speaker 3: sauce cooking video?
Speaker 1: Cooking video? What if you made sauces? Yeah? Or I
Speaker 1: could do that. Yeah, that's a good idea, Martins. I
Speaker 1: would watch that. Thank you, Sauce makes sauce for the record.
Speaker 2: His his story the other day, which is remember what
Speaker 2: was his story about?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: The the Costco ribs Costco two thousand twenty views on YouTube. Now,
Speaker 2: so a story about him? Me imagine if you actually
Speaker 2: did make ribs. I butchered those so badly. So maybe
Speaker 2: I'm not a good cook now that you bring it up,
Speaker 2: but I think I think it's better if.
Speaker 1: I screw it up. I don't. I don't think Kell
Speaker 1: agrees with that.
Speaker 3: Eating it for the viewers, Yeah, the viewers would love it.
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