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Speaker 2: It is the twenty ninth day of July twenty twenty six.
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Speaker 2: comedy from Andrew Norley. My name is Chris Hockey. Come
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Speaker 1: My name is Andrew Norelli.
Speaker 4: I'm half Italian, half Norwegian. Italian people get very excited
Speaker 4: when I say that Italian people love Italian ness. Who
Speaker 4: see they love it. Theyways come up to me after
Speaker 4: the show.
Speaker 1: You Italian? Where you're from? Well, we're from Rome, Venice, Sicily.
Speaker 1: Who you mother? The father? Oh? They make Italian noises?
Speaker 2: Eh?
Speaker 1: You ever been there?
Speaker 4: You go right now, it's not terribly diverse in this
Speaker 4: part of town. And I like diversity. I like meeting
Speaker 4: people from other countries. I always try to learn something
Speaker 4: in somebody else's language. That's what I do. I met
Speaker 4: a guy recently from Bulgaria, this is a true story,
Speaker 4: and I asked him.
Speaker 1: I said, how do I say in your language? I'm
Speaker 1: having fun? And I swear to god. He looked me
Speaker 1: right in the face and he goes, we don't have
Speaker 1: a word for that.
Speaker 4: And I was like, that's okay, because what you gave
Speaker 4: me right there was much more.
Speaker 5: Valuable on your side. You here the distance under.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's football season. We've got to have Briesol, right, Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: you have to. It's required. I'm Corey Cove, That's Chris Hockey.
Speaker 1: There's meets as Paul Lambert, There's Zach Elverson, there's Max Fuller.
Speaker 1: But there's the gentleman John Griesol. How are you gentlemen?
Speaker 1: Doing great? Hi? Hello? Hello? Are you well? Hi? Oh John?
Speaker 1: You got three last week? Right? Like you're you're you
Speaker 1: have an outside chance? Is still sneaking three? You did fine? Yes,
Speaker 1: we did just fine? Yep. Uh.
Speaker 6: Then I really could get used to this Monday and
Speaker 6: Friday Initials though, really a great way to start the week.
Speaker 6: There's no better way to end the week than on
Speaker 6: the station. You've the Initials game in the morning's Word
Speaker 6: in the afternoon.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So during this tournament time, especially during the sports abyss,
Speaker 6: you're doing the Lord's work getting.
Speaker 1: Us through this tough time. That's what I please do.
Speaker 2: I get the Lord's work.
Speaker 1: I think accord, thank you so much. I hear a sweetheart,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 2: I've never read a diamond.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but that's the other Lord, that's she makes
Speaker 1: great music?
Speaker 2: Only one lord, bitch.
Speaker 6: That song's ancient, now, is it not? Was that like
Speaker 6: twenty fourteen?
Speaker 1: Somewhere in that range. It's got to be close to
Speaker 1: fifteen years old. Yeah, oh, when did the South Park
Speaker 1: episode come out? Lord makes great music? Thanks? Thanks God?
Speaker 1: Such a good bitch. It's so good. Who thinks of that?
Speaker 1: They're insane? Randy marsh is Lord. Yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 1: It's just preposterous.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just singing in the bathroom, so good. And
Speaker 7: it's uh Sia who's actually singing this?
Speaker 1: Lord?
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 1: In the episode In the episode Cicca No No, No, man,
Speaker 1: you're derailing still, you're so hardy. I'm a little surprised
Speaker 1: Lord didn't lean in and just say I'll do it.
Speaker 1: I wonder if they asked her, I don't, or if
Speaker 1: they just don't like her. Are they making fun of her?
Speaker 1: Are they making fun of her because they don't like
Speaker 1: her or just because they thought it was funny?
Speaker 2: Do you think if you were standing beside I don't
Speaker 2: know Lord at Target in Burnsville, you'd know it was.
Speaker 1: Her one hundred percent. I know that face. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: would not.
Speaker 2: Could you carve that in the butter?
Speaker 8: Oh? No?
Speaker 6: What is the Princess? Or is it Princess K of
Speaker 6: the Milky Way or it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Sure, what a weird bit right around the corner.
Speaker 1: It's almost a fair time. It's almost August. That was
Speaker 1: twenty fourteen. What's the Lord episode was in the range.
Speaker 7: Lord in the episode was called gluten Free Ebola.
Speaker 2: If you're gonna get it.
Speaker 1: Though, Yeah, that wouldn't be a bad way to get
Speaker 1: it for sure. Yeah. Lord has a couple of slammers. Thanks.
Speaker 7: Thanks, that's the best part of it. But dad, Lord
Speaker 7: makes great music. Thanks, It's so good. The Sea Magic
Speaker 7: one is also better. South Park episodes of all time.
Speaker 7: The sounds he makes like he's surprised. Also, is it
Speaker 7: it's so good? Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys jack for Spider Man. You guys, you
Speaker 1: guys pumped for Spider Man. Pussy Can or not? Whoa? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I will see it. Yeah, Yeah, it's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 2: I liked him better as Plemicus.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because you have that in the eighties. I was
Speaker 7: just waiting for him to turn into that in uh
Speaker 7: in that movie. He never did. He never turned into
Speaker 7: Spider Man.
Speaker 2: I've never seen a spider in this guy.
Speaker 6: I like to throw webs or no spider web though,
Speaker 6: Spider Man priest, remember.
Speaker 1: Back in the day you hear me, my man? Hey, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's getting rave reviews. Everybody's saying that it's great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like ninety is that same kid?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think they said it might make a eight
Speaker 1: hundred million dollars opening weekend. Really yeah, that's what I
Speaker 1: saw worldwide. Can't be domestic, yeah, US dollars though a
Speaker 1: worldwide because I think the number. I have a pretty
Speaker 1: good source, you know what I'm saying. My source says
Speaker 1: two hundred and twenty five opening weekend possible.
Speaker 6: Jeez, my sources, I haven't seen sources. One preview for it,
Speaker 6: is it do I have? Is it required that I
Speaker 6: had seen the other Spider Man's or is this just
Speaker 6: like a stand alone I could go.
Speaker 1: To the theater and see it. I guess technically the
Speaker 1: way that the third one ended, I think it kind
Speaker 1: of basically resets everything so you could just jump on
Speaker 1: right here. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do they reset it every time like this? What happened
Speaker 2: he got stung by.
Speaker 1: It previously on Spider Man?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that'd be great people, which it discourages guys like
Speaker 6: me that if I see something like that, anything in
Speaker 6: the superhero realm that I'm not big into, I'll bean like,
Speaker 6: that looks pretty bad ass. But then I won't go
Speaker 6: out of my way to see it because I'm like, well,
Speaker 6: well I even know what's going on, I don't understand.
Speaker 6: So I like when they have it in a situation
Speaker 6: like this where it'd be fine that I don't want
Speaker 6: to miss out on the fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7: The Fantastic for the most recent one is the perfect
Speaker 7: example of that, where it's you don't need you just
Speaker 7: kind of can jump into it. It's it's a great
Speaker 7: film sweet that Yeah, thanks Agador.
Speaker 1: He must have loved the fantastic for better theater experience
Speaker 1: the Avengers. What was the big one?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: And Endgame? Avengers Endgame or Odyssey.
Speaker 7: That's a good question. A lot of people are pondering that.
Speaker 7: I mean, Odyssey was so good and girthy. Uh probably,
Speaker 7: I don't know. Endgame is pretty great, but Odyssey is
Speaker 7: up there.
Speaker 1: Man. I loved that. Otis pick one? Which one of
Speaker 1: the two. I'll say Odyssey, okay, because that's what you
Speaker 1: said on Twitter early.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I think it is that after I talked
Speaker 7: with Hog's Daddy and Maxo about it and they talked.
Speaker 1: About playing it explained the entire movie, and I understood
Speaker 1: what like what was going on.
Speaker 7: But when Hawk explained exactly what it was like, it
Speaker 7: made a lot of sense. It's very good. It's one
Speaker 7: of the better movies I've seen in a long time.
Speaker 1: I loved it great. There was nobody in it, I
Speaker 1: don't think sure. What about the Trojan horse?
Speaker 2: What about the guy with one eyeball? That guy had
Speaker 2: to be girthy, right, Kyle Shanahan.
Speaker 1: Yep, how about that? Almost?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Poor Kyle?
Speaker 2: Hey, you know, drive better?
Speaker 1: How do we feel about a guy that seems to
Speaker 1: be as honest as possible. But he did go with
Speaker 1: the I dropped my phone in between the seats there.
Speaker 1: He was only going twenty. It's a believable story.
Speaker 2: Of course, Man, it happens, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean, there was no drugs, no alcohol.
Speaker 2: Here's what he said. Also, I am tired.
Speaker 1: He was tired that he dropped his phone and then
Speaker 1: almost destroyed his entire face and lost an eye.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: But he did not almost yep, he did not and
Speaker 1: took the blame. He was like, hey, why is everybody
Speaker 1: blaming this gal? It was my fault. Yeah. Quote, I
Speaker 1: hit her, That's what he said. Button bar, button bar. No,
Speaker 1: don't buy that is not going to hold up well,
Speaker 1: unlike Amelia, who's holding up very well.
Speaker 6: Sure is?
Speaker 2: She sure is?
Speaker 6: Did you guys see what did Brandon Ayuk? He responded
Speaker 6: or he posted something about about the accident, something like
Speaker 6: you can't win the race if you flame out or
Speaker 6: crash out or something. I think I saw on social
Speaker 6: media yesterday that Ayuk who just needs to stay off
Speaker 6: of social media. And then I believe at the during
Speaker 6: a commander's press conference is they've been flirting with them
Speaker 6: a little bit that a reporter asked about Ayuk without
Speaker 6: using his name to sort of walked around it, and
Speaker 6: the coaches just laughed and they were like, that's brilliant.
Speaker 1: Way to ask the question. But yeah, yeah, the two
Speaker 1: Instagram screenshots I'm looking at as he said, you can't
Speaker 1: win the race if you crash out or crash out,
Speaker 1: and then it's keep your head up and stay in
Speaker 1: your own lane, you go and win. He's so dumb.
Speaker 1: I don't don't get it. Yeah, I mean, how was
Speaker 1: he still on that team?
Speaker 6: He's I believe he's still on the under contract, but
Speaker 6: in that sort of purgatory where he just stopped showing up,
Speaker 6: didn't do what he was supposed to do. So they
Speaker 6: can just put him on time out basically, and you
Speaker 6: can't go to another team, but they don't have to
Speaker 6: pay him, which they should do that as long and
Speaker 6: I believe I could be wrong, but I believe that's
Speaker 6: the last status I heard. I forget the actual definition
Speaker 6: of it, but they should do that as long as possible.
Speaker 1: You don't get to just.
Speaker 6: Basically throw your hands up and not do your job,
Speaker 6: just quit and then get to go pick a team
Speaker 6: you're on.
Speaker 2: It's going to be so convenient for mister Shanahan though,
Speaker 2: to be able to do this. Oh yeah, he won't
Speaker 2: even know he's doing it. No, No, he'll have his
Speaker 2: whole face covered by his playbook and be like, why
Speaker 2: why why you give me a one eye their pain?
Speaker 1: Man, he's a psych fox. It worked for Zimmer Yeah, sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's it'll tempered all the time, all the time. What's
Speaker 1: he up to now?
Speaker 2: I heard pornography he's doing, I mean from not reliable sources.
Speaker 1: I also heard he got cast as the new black panther.
Speaker 6: Ionstrated by a black panther I mean, besides those things
Speaker 6: and throwing the boots to gals a third of his age.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, good for him, brother, Yeah, listen to the hawks.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, let me tell you. Listen. List
Speaker 2: I've been aiming in the wrong direction. Yeah, I've been
Speaker 2: the one that's a third of their age. I mean, hey, listen,
Speaker 2: don't tell me what I don't like.
Speaker 6: Well, that's always better because he can learn a.
Speaker 1: Thing or two.
Speaker 2: Well that's right, thing, that's what I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like how to play?
Speaker 7: Yeah, how to finally understand that?
Speaker 2: And it's not easy because he's got's eight strings.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no the car is it a
Speaker 1: card game?
Speaker 2: Don't tell me what to do?
Speaker 1: No, what's Maja Tiles?
Speaker 2: Oh it's Tiles, the guy who's team most best Styles.
Speaker 1: Since we're going around the room here and just spinning
Speaker 1: the wheel. Speaking of Black Panther, what Over the weekend
Speaker 1: at Comic Con, they announced a new Black pant Panther, right,
Speaker 1: David Johnson, And then they said, uh, the baby Goose.
Speaker 1: Ryan Gosling is ghostwriter, which has been the internet rumor
Speaker 1: for years to be No, it's gonna be sweet man,
Speaker 1: and Ryan Gosling is the one that pitched it to them.
Speaker 1: He's apparently like a super big fan of ghost Rider,
Speaker 1: also a super big fan of giant amounts of money
Speaker 1: because it's going to just print cash and he's going
Speaker 1: to be in the Avengers movies forever.
Speaker 2: I think you misread that. I think you got and
Speaker 2: I think the guys would be nice and not correcting you. Corey.
Speaker 2: He was ghostwriting his whip.
Speaker 1: Oh he was riding No man, I just all wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not the bird man man.
Speaker 7: Ghost riding your whip was such a great bit when
Speaker 7: they would roll these very fancy cars and then they
Speaker 7: would just walk around them and rap videos. A plus
Speaker 7: the best ghost riding the whip is a sweet bit.
Speaker 2: I wish you'd do that on four.
Speaker 1: I wonder if that's what Shanahan was doing, and then
Speaker 1: just lied that he dropped his phone in between his man.
Speaker 1: You should have just told the truth. They wouldn't have
Speaker 1: gave a ticket. They would have gave a check.
Speaker 2: You guys want to hear Tony Romo getting in there? Yes,
Speaker 2: I've got it. He's very polite. Hold on and oh,
Speaker 2: here's Tony Romo being arrested in Wisconsin, which is crazy.
Speaker 2: You got to be a really amateurd to get arrested
Speaker 2: for d w.
Speaker 4: AM.
Speaker 9: I right, yeah, Where are you coming from the golf course?
Speaker 1: Grandpa? I think i've iver's license from him?
Speaker 10: How many drinks have you had as of right now?
Speaker 2: We're on a level of the ground, we're on a bridge.
Speaker 11: I want to be somewhere that's going.
Speaker 1: To be a even surface. Three o degrees turn around
Speaker 1: for me? Willing to submit to a PBT. What is
Speaker 1: that machine that you've blown? We're not doing that, I
Speaker 1: hear from both the lawyers. Don't ever do that? Okay,
Speaker 1: did pass this test.
Speaker 6: Turn around, No, I didn't on my phone real quick
Speaker 6: because there's a plane taking off.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, pull your hands up, the lady police officer.
Speaker 2: They didn't have the siren head to do himself.
Speaker 6: It didn't sound like he did any of the don't
Speaker 6: you know who I am?
Speaker 1: Or any of that.
Speaker 6: It just he just had places to be. He didn't
Speaker 6: want to miss that flight.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't love to be on there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, and if they were like, what's your name,
Speaker 1: Tony Romo? I do broadcasting for CBS. It's Wisconsin. They're like, we.
Speaker 6: Don't have TV yet, CB, I don't know who you are.
Speaker 6: It's one of the main local channels. Then no, they
Speaker 6: don't have that yet. Theyn't get that soon. It was
Speaker 6: like MTV or something. They don't have that yet either. No,
Speaker 6: they don't even have dial up internet. No, they have
Speaker 6: the phonograph.
Speaker 2: If he hadn't been ghost riding his whip, yeah, they
Speaker 2: would never know he'd been drinking.
Speaker 6: Yeah, good point. I like the where he's like, did
Speaker 6: I pass that test?
Speaker 1: No? I guess not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how that's uh, yeah, that's what golf. That's
Speaker 2: why you shouldn't golf it's bad for.
Speaker 6: You, or hear me out. You don't have to get smashed.
Speaker 6: I won't play in golf. When I play the Brian
Speaker 6: Mcdonalmerican Heroes Golf Classic in a couple of weeks, I
Speaker 6: will be smashed.
Speaker 1: But I have a ride.
Speaker 2: You're gonna smash butt.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're gonna go with golf cart. Yeah, oh
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 2: You know what. That'd be fun if you ghost right
Speaker 2: road your whip course.
Speaker 6: Problem is, I can't ghost ride anything. It would be gone, yeah.
Speaker 1: Down the hill?
Speaker 2: What happens, sir?
Speaker 1: All right, listen, I'd say I'm going this way. I
Speaker 1: gotta get out. I love the hogs. Is such a
Speaker 1: bad way too. Oh that'd be fun, you ghost RB cool,
Speaker 1: very encouraging.
Speaker 2: Brock Listener's throwing people around on the ESPN right now.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah this weekend, baby, Yeah. Last night on ESPN
Speaker 1: was a really good reminder to not be super douchey.
Speaker 1: Because I'm watching the World Series of Poker. They're running
Speaker 1: their main event episodes because ESPN has the rights again. Right,
Speaker 1: it's back on ESPN the Final Tables next week. Right,
Speaker 1: So I'm watching the episode that cuts it down to
Speaker 1: nine and then it ends, and then it immediately does
Speaker 1: goes into an hour preview, a sit down. Three guys
Speaker 1: what's the guy's name?
Speaker 6: Joe?
Speaker 1: Is it so? Joe Testator? And two dudes I've never
Speaker 1: heard of are sitting in big lounge chairs and previewing
Speaker 1: SummerSlam Minnesota. And there's previewing it like it's a Super
Speaker 1: Bowl pregame party, right, Like, what does so and so
Speaker 1: have to do? What do you expect out of this?
Speaker 1: Hell in the cell? And I'm going, what kind of
Speaker 1: loser would watch this? And then I looked in the
Speaker 1: mirror and I go, I just watched poker for two hours. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so who am I to judge? Now? One of them
Speaker 1: is actually, you know, it's cars, it's real, real money,
Speaker 1: real people. The other one is not. But whatever, I
Speaker 1: just I just can't believe ESPN's doing it. I know
Speaker 1: we've had this take fifteen times in this show, but
Speaker 1: I just can't believe it. Yeah, you still love wrestling.
Speaker 6: I have nothing against it now, I just don't know
Speaker 6: what the heck's going on, but it is when it
Speaker 6: is on ESPN, it is one of the few times
Speaker 6: that I'm like, you know what, let's do a deep
Speaker 6: dive into the Chicago Cubs bullpen.
Speaker 1: Exactly, go back to Bullpen TV. Yes, what are we doing? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a pivotal moment, I think for ESPN. I know
Speaker 1: they have a huge deal with them and they have
Speaker 1: to promote it. I get it. Promoting it is different
Speaker 1: than the fake analytics, like what are we doing here? Yep?
Speaker 1: Oh god, I just just wish my gutters were better.
Speaker 7: Well, go to Gutterhelmet MN dot com. Never clean your
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Speaker 2: You can ghost ride your gutter.
Speaker 7: Yeah, ghost Yeah, Hawk's ghost ridded a few gutters.
Speaker 2: I'll do it again later, all right, And your dad
Speaker 2: and your uncle we like to go ghost riding me you,
Speaker 2: my dad?
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Speaker 1: I did see a license plate yesterday that was Ryz.
Speaker 1: It's all y'all. That was smart for you to name
Speaker 1: the band Ryz, not Rise r I se because how
Speaker 1: many license plates then can promote you? Almost? Not right
Speaker 1: unless you get a vanity plate. And who's gonna get
Speaker 1: a rise vanity plate? Hot Ass Randy, Gary lars outside
Speaker 1: of Hot Ass, Gary Larson, Heavy Birthday, Gary Larsen, rip right,
Speaker 1: Gary Larson Hals Gary Larson's he died a long time.
Speaker 1: I think he's still with us, Is he really? I
Speaker 1: think so? Why did he stop doing the far Side
Speaker 1: make that money?
Speaker 2: I thought he's talking about the Minister Viking.
Speaker 1: Oh there's that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Gary's seventy five, no kidding?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: When did he retire? The series ended January first, nineteen
Speaker 7: ninety five.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure we've talked about this, maybe a year ago.
Speaker 1: We had this exact conversation where we asked whether or
Speaker 1: not he was alive or dead, and then we learned
Speaker 1: that he's basically been retired for thirty years. Best comic
Speaker 1: strip of all.
Speaker 6: Time, Very very well Oh yeah, he made books of
Speaker 6: it and stuff.
Speaker 1: He retired at like forty five years old.
Speaker 6: Hung it up, No, no, no, huck hopefully he put
Speaker 6: some money in Apple And hey.
Speaker 7: Do you guys want to know something I learned yesterday? Yeah,
Speaker 7: had a spell that none of you can guess. He's
Speaker 7: a famous musician. Do you know who's one of the
Speaker 7: original investors in Starbucks?
Speaker 1: Tupac, no Vince Neil master p. Is it somebody based
Speaker 1: in Seattle.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they're based in Seattle, but it's somebody.
Speaker 6: That doesn't sing, Little John, somebody that doesn't sing.
Speaker 1: So Kenny G.
Speaker 7: Correct, he's an original investor in Starbucks.
Speaker 1: Ken GM. He was over I saw it on.
Speaker 7: A podcast or he was like at his dad's house
Speaker 7: and his dad was like, hey, have you heard of
Speaker 7: this company called Starbucks? And back then they were just
Speaker 7: selling the beans And he met with how is it
Speaker 7: Howard Joe? The more you eat him, the more you tooth.
Speaker 7: The more you tooth, the better you feel. So eat
Speaker 7: beans at every meal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and uh yeah, he's doing magic. He's on a webcam.
Speaker 7: So yeah, he's one of the original investors in Starbucks.
Speaker 1: Kenny g is crazy loaded. Oh yeah, oh yeah, kidding.
Speaker 1: Good for Kenny g.
Speaker 7: And he said he walked into the meeting and they said, hey,
Speaker 7: we have like a nine investors and they're doing this,
Speaker 7: and he said, I'll do the exact same thing. And
Speaker 7: they never asked him how much he's made, but I
Speaker 7: bet he's made a killing.
Speaker 6: Well yeah, and obviously just a legend of the Sacks.
Speaker 6: If you play the saxophone, you are a fantastic lover.
Speaker 6: There is no two ways around. Do you think, like
Speaker 6: mid Thrust, he just stops, goes to the corner, grabs
Speaker 6: the saxophone.
Speaker 1: And just belts out Kenny G Wales.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like the dude Save Sacks in Vegas on Fremont Street.
Speaker 6: I don't know if he still does his work. We
Speaker 6: will see in November. But his name is Safe Sacks,
Speaker 6: which is brilliant. And he is so good. It'll be
Speaker 6: completely dry sunny day and Fremont Street is wet.
Speaker 2: Yes, Wow, he's got It's truth. Piss, the smell of
Speaker 2: piss in the morning.
Speaker 1: You know, I love it better than the smell and
Speaker 1: Nate bomb.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys want some leftovers and is richer than hell.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about that.
Speaker 2: Good for him, he's got a restaurant called the Kenny
Speaker 2: G Spot.
Speaker 6: Yes, that's probably why his name. They were like, he
Speaker 6: knows he is the Magellan of that.
Speaker 1: Sauce you know where that is? Magellan? Was that guy on? Uh?
Speaker 1: What's that one show that used to be on Nickelodeon? Uh?
Speaker 1: Areka's Castle Dig? Yeah? Or the Cheap Spot? The last
Speaker 1: ten seconds were wild? Okay, you don't you mean to me?
Speaker 1: Was it Kurt Bills? No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Over research shows your drive to work is easier and
Speaker 2: less risky than your drive home, and you're very likely
Speaker 2: to get ticket on your way home, wh more so
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Speaker 9: Nobody wants a speeding ticket, but statistically speaking, it's probably
Speaker 9: your turn to get one. Insurance Sights say there are
Speaker 9: forty one million speeding tickets handed out in the US
Speaker 9: every year. That averages out to about one ticket per
Speaker 9: driver every ten years, according to market Watch. You're more
Speaker 9: likely to get one on the drive home. They say
Speaker 9: fatigue sets in and you become a sloppy driver. Polie
Speaker 9: say it's also easier to pull someone over when traffic thins.
Speaker 2: I'm pre tennis, Well.
Speaker 6: Traffic doesn't necessarily thin after work. There's also a rush
Speaker 6: hour then, but because of the subar roos camped out
Speaker 6: in the left lane, it is very difficult to go
Speaker 6: fast enough to get a speeding ticket.
Speaker 2: If your penis fell off yesterday, you're not alone.
Speaker 1: What, Thank God, who's penis fell off?
Speaker 2: Somebody? Florida's leprosy cases are on the rise.
Speaker 10: To Florida Department of Health has confirmed seventeen cases of
Speaker 10: leprosy statewide so far this year, with a noticeable rise
Speaker 10: centered in so Control Florida State. Medical experts link the
Speaker 10: uptick directly to prolonged contact with nine bandit armadillos, which
Speaker 10: are known carriers of the bacteria. To minimize exposure risks,
Speaker 10: we're strongly urged to avoid touching the animals, handling their carcasses,
Speaker 10: or disrupting outdoor soil where armadillo's burrow.
Speaker 1: Natalie Rodriguez, Miami, you better be.
Speaker 2: Careful, fat man.
Speaker 1: One of those called nine.
Speaker 2: Nine layer nine bandit army sounds like a gang. Yeah,
Speaker 2: armadillas nine mandate cuve man only armadillas. I know they
Speaker 2: got syphilis, but they don't have leprosy.
Speaker 6: What a very specific origin of koalis or the I
Speaker 6: thought you were talking about the fabulous Armadilians.
Speaker 1: They definitely a few, and them syphilis pred You know Wikipedia,
Speaker 1: in the nineteen eighties there were five point two million
Speaker 1: cases bealie, but now in twenty twenty, it's about two
Speaker 1: hundred thousand a year.
Speaker 6: So we're getting down there. So people need to leave
Speaker 6: these armadillos alone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, alone, we're taking sex with the armadillos.
Speaker 1: Let's see, is not highly containous.
Speaker 6: I just didn't expect it to take that turn where
Speaker 6: you're talking about it and they're like this specific animal
Speaker 6: pro large contact.
Speaker 2: With Yeah, don't do it.
Speaker 1: No, this is it.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Leoparsy, Brian O'Neil got a new contract. No,
Speaker 2: there's no connection. I just I love Brian transition. That's
Speaker 2: a huge bitch, ye dude, Yes, yeah, I'm excited for him.
Speaker 1: Same. So the best part about that is I think
Speaker 1: we were all concerned that they weren't going to have
Speaker 1: enough money to sign a guy like Brian O'Neil to
Speaker 1: a four year, ninety six million dollars Can.
Speaker 2: They do it?
Speaker 1: Beat bop beep boop fixed? So they just moved some
Speaker 1: money around and said, uh, beat bop, beep boop, beep beep,
Speaker 1: and then they were like, hey, how much do you
Speaker 1: He was like, I don't know, like almost one hundred
Speaker 1: million over the next four years, and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we got it, mel, I mean Mel, Mel was that
Speaker 1: is crazy.
Speaker 6: That's why I got Let go, Oh buddy, So yeah,
Speaker 6: ninety six million.
Speaker 1: He's this is probably not probably this is his last
Speaker 1: big deal. He's turning thirty one here in like a
Speaker 1: month and change, so this will be his last big one.
Speaker 1: But that's a lot of money. Good for Brian. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Brian's the best, all right, Brian.
Speaker 6: Continuity on the offensive line.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 6: Hopefully Darisaw is healthy and motivated.
Speaker 2: Coach said those words. Yes, he was asked and coach
Speaker 2: said he is healthy. Hell yeah, well he said.
Speaker 6: So if he's not playing well, then we know that
Speaker 6: it's the motivated part.
Speaker 2: It's Charles Manson, Yes, play a little bit. Great bit.
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Speaker 2: Aren't you there? Yeah? I am, but I don't know
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Speaker 1: I gotta worry.
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Speaker 1: What time will that be?
Speaker 2: Timpt shut tonight?
Speaker 1: And remember if you uh seven, if you go tonight,
Speaker 1: remember don't touch the delos right, Yeah, I do not
Speaker 1: get leprosy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, unless you don't care. Know, it's the easiest way
Speaker 2: to cut some weight, penis.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't it wouldn't move the meter from me? All right?
Speaker 1: Least do Front Page four.
Speaker 2: Okay, we can do that because there's sports to be
Speaker 2: talked about.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, man, energy drink before Red Bull. I mean
Speaker 2: like there was jolt and stuff like that, but you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, like like like that genre of drink.
Speaker 1: There might have been, but that was the one that
Speaker 1: definitely propelled that whole industry into the you know, upper stratosphere.
Speaker 1: Like that was just that was the game changer.
Speaker 2: Because Joel tasted like armadilla pis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean minus the leprosy sometimes. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think there's a little there was a surge.
Speaker 6: There was, oh yes, surge forgot, but those were soda, yeah,
Speaker 6: with a lot of sugar and then also more caffeine.
Speaker 1: But yeah, red Bull did it. Let's go backwards. Do
Speaker 1: you guys remember this is this is really dumb, but
Speaker 1: you guys will probably remember this. You guys remember when
Speaker 1: touring in Red Bull? But ye, that the urban legend
Speaker 1: that it was bullseyman Yeah yeah, yeah, is that right?
Speaker 1: Was trying to make Chicago bulls that said Toro Toro Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean darn it.
Speaker 2: So that's the the I'm putting one ingredient in that,
Speaker 2: I darn And it's not easy to get that either
Speaker 2: because they're mean, yeah, yeah, they're not as mean after
Speaker 2: you get it.
Speaker 1: I mean no, you might get kicked. The Minnesota Twins
Speaker 1: are red hot. They won again three to two over
Speaker 1: the Royals, a walk off triple for Royce Lewis and
Speaker 1: Carotini and Lee. So the Twins are in trouble at home,
Speaker 1: down one in the ninth, but a two run triple
Speaker 1: walks it off for Royce Lewis. The Twins win three
Speaker 1: to two. Tosh Bradley goes sixty and them three hits,
Speaker 1: two runs, three walks, ten strikeouts. Looking up on your phone,
Speaker 1: the Twins had ten hits, oh home runs, but only
Speaker 1: struck out four times. Buxton left in the middle of
Speaker 1: the game with hips sore Innes's But the Twins have
Speaker 1: won five out of six and they are five hundred.
Speaker 2: Here's Royce on his walk off.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I think obviously we get frustrated, you know, like it's
Speaker 11: part of human nature to be emotionally upset, especially when
Speaker 11: you want to win, especially when it's stressed you at
Speaker 11: its highest. We all know what's in store, but we
Speaker 11: also know that if we win, we take care of business.
Speaker 11: And so that's the focus right now is just keep winning,
Speaker 11: keep winning, keep pushing, keep pushing. And I think it shows,
Speaker 11: you know, my walk off, it personally shows the intent
Speaker 11: to never give up. I mean, my story just keeps
Speaker 11: living on. It's so impressive, and I'm proud of myself
Speaker 11: in that just because you know, whether it's two ACL
Speaker 11: surgeries or other soft tissue injuries, you know, I just
Speaker 11: keep pushing and keep coming back.
Speaker 1: It's a walk off. Yeah. The Power trop Morning Show
Speaker 1: is coming up on twenty five years on this station,
Speaker 1: which is really great because my story just keeps growing
Speaker 1: in my radio career just gets better and better over time.
Speaker 1: And I'm really proud of that that that I keep
Speaker 1: getting better and my story keeps living on. Yeah. God,
Speaker 1: sports are weird. Yep, you don't care. That was Sheldon.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of breathing. It's a lot of heavy breathing. No,
Speaker 1: you're right, that was a Roya is consistently just says
Speaker 1: the wrong thing. Yep, again and again and again and again.
Speaker 1: Really strange to not have that censor, to not hear
Speaker 1: that you're saying that. Do you forget he was sent
Speaker 1: to the minors. Yeah, here's the part of the story.
Speaker 1: He's hitting like two ten.
Speaker 2: I know he was white.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, he's batting average.
Speaker 2: Here's what they asked him about how it felt. You
Speaker 2: know it'd be uh le.
Speaker 1: Terrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you want for Christmas?
Speaker 1: All right, Lois Loisy? I don't think you have any
Speaker 1: problem in that department?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why why do you need a woman?
Speaker 1: There? You go, chill out, noise. The Twins are third
Speaker 1: in the Ale Central, but they're just two back in
Speaker 1: Chicago and just a half a game behind Cleveland, so
Speaker 1: they are surging. As we've been talking about with Bonus
Speaker 1: for like the last week and change. The trade headline
Speaker 1: is Monday, and it's taught to be sellers right now,
Speaker 1: even if you're the Twins. It's hard to be sellers
Speaker 1: when you're in this. They are big time in this,
Speaker 1: so we'll see. Yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 2: Here's what he said about sausage, big breasts.
Speaker 1: I like them, keep them.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, Roy, Why does he want to have a pr.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: I get that, Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do that to people. As our story continues
Speaker 1: to be impressive, as we pushed towards twenty five years,
Speaker 1: I know we've been promising this for years, but we
Speaker 1: should deliver this between now and November. We got to
Speaker 1: do a full deep dive on mel we have to
Speaker 1: do the Christian Bale breakdown. But the other one that
Speaker 1: I think we forget sometimes that we really leaned into
Speaker 1: on the power trip back in the day, but it's
Speaker 1: just so long ago. How about the padd O'Brien voicemails?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, man, god, we ran those into the ground. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's just let's just get nuts.
Speaker 2: Let's get nuts.
Speaker 1: Zach and Max probably have no idea what we're even
Speaker 1: talking about. Was before me, I thought, oh my god,
Speaker 1: like Pad.
Speaker 3: O'Brien, Is that O'Brien, that o'bride in sports that he
Speaker 3: did one of those entertainment shows.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've seen this guy before you. So padd O'Brien
Speaker 1: was a huge deal. He used to be like he
Speaker 1: used to host the NCAA tournament like pregame bit, did
Speaker 1: he not? Like, Yeah, I think he did because he
Speaker 1: was a giant CBS sports guy. Was he not pet
Speaker 1: O brian?
Speaker 3: You're the red car You'll never believe who I ran
Speaker 3: into the red carpet.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So okay, yeah, that's I think I know him
Speaker 1: from Access Hollywood. Yeah, he did. He did entertainment stuff later,
Speaker 1: but he was very entertaining when he once tried to
Speaker 1: do cocaine and hook up with hookers. He wanted to
Speaker 1: have like a three way or a four way, and
Speaker 1: his voicemails went public. Was he married? I don't remember
Speaker 1: because it was just so funny. It didn't matter, But
Speaker 1: I do you remember, like he let's just get done.
Speaker 2: It wasn't just him. He was gonna bring his lady to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and his lady was like apparently into it, right, like,
Speaker 1: let's just let's just get crazy. Sure, man, And we
Speaker 1: ran those voicemails into the ground. We thought they were
Speaker 1: so awesome.
Speaker 2: They were awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, five O five God, dang, no kidding, You'll never
Speaker 1: believe it. I like the summaries.
Speaker 6: The former Access Hollywood and The Insider anchor checked into
Speaker 6: rehab after explicit, slurred, and explictive laden voicemails in which
Speaker 6: proposition a woman for sex and drugs lead onto the internet.
Speaker 1: He sure did, bo, let's get some cocaine, Let's just
Speaker 1: get nuts.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: But it's just like, I don't do cocaine. How about
Speaker 1: some sex? No? All right, not a good day. We
Speaker 1: got to find those, yeah, put that on the wish list.
Speaker 1: Between now and November, when the legacy of the power
Speaker 1: to warning show and our story continued to be extremely impressive.
Speaker 6: Is that the moment that cell phone started saying, if
Speaker 6: you want to delete and re record the message?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Man, I had one of those the other day.
Speaker 1: I told you.
Speaker 2: I was so grateful that I was able to delete
Speaker 2: the message, because what if it doesn't though, I hope
Speaker 2: if it tells you that, because I would be canceled.
Speaker 2: Because I was leaving a message at a doctor's office,
Speaker 2: returning a call, and somebody walked down in front of
Speaker 2: me in a crosswalk without even looking. And I said
Speaker 2: some horrible.
Speaker 6: And I was like, oh, that happens so often now.
Speaker 6: People just trust that every driver is paying attention. I
Speaker 6: stopped for the crosswalks, but they'll at the last second,
Speaker 6: like just walk out without looking. They'll be on their
Speaker 6: phone or just looking down. You're like, yeah, I know
Speaker 6: a lot of people aren't paying attention.
Speaker 2: You do have the right of way, but you still
Speaker 2: will die under my car.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I don't want to die having the right of way, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I said some things. I was like, oh no,
Speaker 2: please let.
Speaker 1: Me this not this month.
Speaker 6: They call back, They're like Chris, we need you in here.
Speaker 6: That poor doctor Steven me.
Speaker 1: Poor Lois, Yeah, poor Lois, ma'am Pat O'Brien. We gotta
Speaker 1: find those voice and uh, we're gonna have to edit
Speaker 1: the hell out of him again because he swore a
Speaker 1: ton If I remember.
Speaker 6: Right, there's a guitarist Cannibal Corpse guitarist named Pedd O'Brian
Speaker 6: who also is out at twenty eighteen arrest, fire and
Speaker 6: weapon cachet.
Speaker 1: Good to know. Yeah, that's that's depressing. But unless he
Speaker 1: left sexually explicit.
Speaker 6: Voicemails, we're not interested. Yeah, he didn't get tased like
Speaker 6: this guy did. If you're if you're the guitarist for
Speaker 6: Cannibal Corpse, you cannot go down without a fight.
Speaker 1: No you have that. Yeah, you can't go peacefully. You
Speaker 1: can be corpse cannibal.
Speaker 2: Well, no, you don't any dead things.
Speaker 1: I mean, dahmer, did you got well? So this is
Speaker 1: a cannibal corpse. So this is a dead guy, A
Speaker 1: person who ate other people is now dead and it's
Speaker 1: his corpse or it's like a cannibal's corpse.
Speaker 6: Return of the Living Dad. Those were corpses that came
Speaker 6: to life in eight people. They liked brains, remember, sure, so.
Speaker 1: That would be a corpse cannibal. No, what the hell?
Speaker 1: This is like one of those back at the South Park.
Speaker 1: What is it? Pirate ghosts or ghost pirates? You guys
Speaker 1: haven't seen that episode.
Speaker 6: I don't think so it's an old one because it
Speaker 6: is a the one with corn. I think a cannibal
Speaker 6: that is a corpse just the way that I take it.
Speaker 1: Like Cannibal, Corey, I did not fear we're going to
Speaker 1: break down, Cannibal.
Speaker 6: You wouldn't fault that is you being a cannibal if
Speaker 6: it's the very cannibal I suppose, though, Hannibal.
Speaker 1: The cannibal Corey. Cannibal would have been a cool name
Speaker 1: if I was uncatered. It'll be b in two thousand
Speaker 1: and two, you know.
Speaker 6: Butt's hear. How would you? How would you introduce Jason
Speaker 6: de rule lady?
Speaker 3: It would be like Pat O'Brien doing like ladies drag
Speaker 3: phrase seven at midnight the.
Speaker 1: Works. Let's just get crazy coin all right, Yeah, Rosie'll
Speaker 1: be there.
Speaker 2: Oh for sure.
Speaker 6: I do not miss those days of just going to clubs.
Speaker 6: I hated it. I hated it, hated it. I went,
Speaker 6: but I hated it never again, Never again.
Speaker 1: What really matters is next scores and stats around the
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Speaker 1: That's what really matters, right, What really matters brought to
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Speaker 1: great people at OVO. Thanks Ovo. All right, I do scores,
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Speaker 2: You better be ready to put out line stand for that.
Speaker 1: The Vikings did agree to a new deal with Brian
Speaker 1: O'Neill for years ninety six million dollars through the twenty
Speaker 1: thirty season. He turns thirty one in September. Second rounder
Speaker 1: in twenty eighteen, I paid off right a guy that
Speaker 1: was a tight end for a second not in the
Speaker 1: pros but still in college, worked out to be a
Speaker 1: pretty goddang good tackle.
Speaker 2: Very good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so more stability on the right side of the line.
Speaker 1: Brian O'Neil. Four years, ninety six million dollars. What really matters, though,
Speaker 1: is this, You get that, right, Corey.
Speaker 2: Congratulations to him, into you as well.
Speaker 1: Thanks, Yeah, congrats Cory.
Speaker 2: And any given year, if you were asked which state
Speaker 2: had seen the most tornadoes, what would you say?
Speaker 1: This year? Just period, say Oklahoma, yeah.
Speaker 6: Kansas, Iowa, or home Arkansas.
Speaker 1: It's got to be one of these seven or eight
Speaker 1: in tornado alley, does it not.
Speaker 6: It's kind of moved though tornado alley?
Speaker 1: How many? How many states is tornado alley? Technically? Isn't
Speaker 1: it like seven or eight?
Speaker 6: That would be Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa? Now Missouri, Arkansas?
Speaker 1: Yeah, six, seven, a little bit of South Dakota, a
Speaker 1: little bit one of the Dakotas sol fell this year.
Speaker 2: The top five starting number five, Iowa seventy one tornadoes this.
Speaker 1: Year, Illinois up there right, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Missouri eighty three, Mississippi at eighty seven, Indiana at eighty eight.
Speaker 1: Oh, congrats, Chris, thank you. I'm coming at number.
Speaker 2: One, Illinois at two hundred and twenty jam wow. Yeah,
Speaker 2: two twenty, what's going second place? Eighty eight?
Speaker 1: That's a lot.
Speaker 6: How about that one in Appleton?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Man, that thing was a bay videos. We're not crazy.
Speaker 2: Suck the water right out of that lake, yo, no.
Speaker 1: Good for life and some like she took a swim
Speaker 1: in the sports Swamp. Oh you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would be so bad.
Speaker 2: Imagine where you'd be right now.
Speaker 1: I would be the former host of the Sports Swamp.
Speaker 1: And again, you know, my story continues to grow, right,
Speaker 1: my legacy continues to build on a daily basis.
Speaker 2: Suppress it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine if you didn't listen last segment, you just
Speaker 1: heard me say that. Yeah, I mean, I don't think
Speaker 1: people be shocked. No, the Eagles and defensive tackle Jalen
Speaker 1: Carter agreed to a four year, one hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: two million dollar extension. That'd be cool worth up to
Speaker 1: one hundred and sixty million. One hundred and six is guaranteed.
Speaker 1: That is the most for a defensive tackle in NFL history.
Speaker 1: He's twenty five, he's elite and a spinner yep, and
Speaker 1: just a dirty player. Yeah, he's very good, but just dirty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's very good. Yeah, So he's a spinner. Captain lu
Speaker 1: Albano was a spinner. Nobody cared Happy birthday, Loop, But
Speaker 1: what really matters is this that's true?
Speaker 2: Or was he's dead in hell?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: It was understated in what year? Meets us? Paul Lambert
Speaker 2: and I know what he's gonna say. As far as
Speaker 2: we know, it was understated in what year the son
Speaker 2: of Sam committed his first murder?
Speaker 1: Eighty five? Oh, it's got to be in the seventies.
Speaker 1: He's got to be way earlier. An eighty five. Isn't
Speaker 1: it like seventy six, seventy five.
Speaker 2: Thirty six that you were the expert sauce that you
Speaker 2: were the expert.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta study up again. Yeah, I do. Do
Speaker 1: you think son of Sam is walking around killing people
Speaker 1: when he could be seeing teen wolf? Or are you
Speaker 1: not joking? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Why did he get that name? His dad wasn't named Sam's.
Speaker 2: A great point that you bring that, because I was
Speaker 2: just thinking it'd be much less intimidating if I like
Speaker 2: they were like, oh, no, hockey's son of Dwayne sounds
Speaker 2: son of Big Lou.
Speaker 1: Sure that's what I am. Technically I'm son of John.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's second son of Jeff I'm son of Hawk's daddy.
Speaker 1: You're a son of a bitch and I don't mean
Speaker 1: too no. Uh, back to team well for a second.
Speaker 1: I saw the the Michael J. Fox episode of Kurb yesterday,
Speaker 1: So good, so good, Holy cow, talk about leaning into
Speaker 1: it and just going like, uh yeah, like I have Parkinson's,
Speaker 1: but I can laugh about it. When he hands Larry David,
Speaker 1: I think it was like a diet coke or something,
Speaker 1: but it shakes a little bit because he has Parkinson's
Speaker 1: and it explodes all over Larry and Larry's like, did
Speaker 1: you do that on purpose? It's Parkinson's, Larry, It's Parkinson
Speaker 1: and Larry just doesn't believe him. It's it's I don't.
Speaker 1: I think he's just using Parkinson's as an excuse to
Speaker 1: trolley runs in him in the in the lobby.
Speaker 3: You do that a.
Speaker 1: Purpose, Larry Parkinson's. God day. That what an episode of
Speaker 1: Men brilliant. I mean, I love Michael J. Fox, none of.
Speaker 6: Them miss, but that's one of the better of them.
Speaker 6: And one of the best bits from that whole series
Speaker 6: is when he doesn't believe someone and just stares at it.
Speaker 1: And did it with Michael J. Fox too, because he
Speaker 1: just did not believe that all of those things were
Speaker 1: because of Parkinson. Then he really leans in that stupid
Speaker 1: ass curb music that just makes me laugh every time.
Speaker 1: Such a good episode. Yeah, my turner, yours you did?
Speaker 1: Son of Sam Vikings defensive back coach Gerald Alexander suspended
Speaker 1: for three weeks. He had a DUI arrest in April.
Speaker 1: Just coming out now apparently, uh in a Dinah at
Speaker 1: four oh one in the morning. This is actually terrifying.
Speaker 1: At four ol one am passed out at his wheel
Speaker 1: in the middle of an intersection.
Speaker 6: What is it with Jordan Addison and him just sleeping
Speaker 6: on the road.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 6: Are they not paid well enough to I can afford uber?
Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell the story said. They
Speaker 1: you know, attempted to wake him up and that didn't
Speaker 1: work so well at first because he was out cold,
Speaker 1: and then eventually they woke him up and he was
Speaker 1: quote mumbling incoherently.
Speaker 6: It wasn't a cabana at Planet Hollywood, right.
Speaker 1: No, this was in the middle of an intersection in
Speaker 1: a dina in April. Unbelievable. So his suspension began July
Speaker 1: twenty fourth. He will be without pay for the next
Speaker 1: three weeks. Yeah, he was hired this offseason. Yep.
Speaker 6: How does one get that intoxicated? I don't think in
Speaker 6: my whole life I have been. I was very I
Speaker 6: was very awake in twenty sixteen on the show, but
Speaker 6: not behind the wheel. Yeah, you were walking the strip.
Speaker 6: You're allowed to walk the strip, yes, but awake. Never
Speaker 6: were awake?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and double fishing for almost twenty four straight hours.
Speaker 1: I was awake for thirty six that I believe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what really matters is this, That's right, Corey Well.
Speaker 2: On this day in year eighteen sixty two, Confederate spy
Speaker 2: Maria Isabella Bell Boyd was arrested by Union troops detained
Speaker 2: in Washington. He was first of three arrests for this
Speaker 2: skilled spy who provided crucial information to the Confederates. She
Speaker 2: was born in Virginia and when she was seventeen, I
Speaker 2: was seventeen when the war began. From a prominent family
Speaker 2: in Martinsburg. In eighteen sixty one, she shot and killed
Speaker 2: a Union soldier from solding her mom. Yeah. Soon after
Speaker 2: the shooting incident, she began spying for the Confederacy. Used
Speaker 2: her charms. You know what that means? To engage union soldiers.
Speaker 6: Oh, hark, it just shows I mean, the way to
Speaker 6: a soldier's heart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a couple of rocks, Yeah, drop them out.
Speaker 2: I don't know if she is hot enough.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: She could talk you into it, doesn't.
Speaker 1: You've been in the field for weeks. Literally. If that
Speaker 1: isn't the number one quote of the weekend podcast, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be tough to beat. Brilliant, well done, and I
Speaker 1: believe you're the only one here that could have pulled
Speaker 1: that joke up about that. I gave you that laminated
Speaker 1: pass putting in the drawer. It was costly two months mortgage. Literally,
Speaker 1: um man, spies are cool. Yes, when you're.
Speaker 2: On your side, you got balls.
Speaker 1: Man, what a life.
Speaker 6: There's a show on HBO Max. I know that it
Speaker 6: was on CNN years ago. I was late to the party.
Speaker 6: But it's called Declassified and it goes into some of
Speaker 6: these spy operations and operations that the US had, and
Speaker 6: it it's obviously all declassified so they can talk about it.
Speaker 6: It is insane because you can't make one mistake. They
Speaker 6: talked about going into one guy's place searching it when
Speaker 6: they were out of town. They set up that they
Speaker 6: would win a trip on a radio show. They set
Speaker 6: this up to get them out of town. Snuck into
Speaker 6: their house. They had spray dust, so when they moved something,
Speaker 6: it looked like, you know, there wasn't a spot there
Speaker 6: that there was no dust. Like the detail. You can't
Speaker 6: miss anything.
Speaker 2: It's like the Tarantino movie.
Speaker 1: Which one Oh the glorious fast Yeah three fingers, right, dude,
Speaker 1: the greatest scenes.
Speaker 6: Put it on the list so good.
Speaker 1: There are multiple scenes where you're on the edge of
Speaker 1: your seat. Obviously when Christoph Wallas is going through that
Speaker 1: house first scene in the movie. But that scene in
Speaker 1: the bar where when when he throws up the fingers
Speaker 1: and it's the wrong way of throwing up the fingers.
Speaker 1: Holy cow, what sees all?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 1: It's Tarantino's so good. It's so good.
Speaker 2: I love that film.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I gotta watch it before football season. You still
Speaker 6: I need another surgery, damn it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well handle an armadillo, get your new replace.
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Speaker 1: So help me out with this. Grisel and I were
Speaker 1: just talking Inglorious Bassard during the break, Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: was just saying, I don't know if any other actor,
Speaker 1: and I know that's cliche, I don't know if any
Speaker 1: other actor could have pulled off the Christoph Waltz roll right,
Speaker 1: That's an unbelolievably tough role. Very few people could have
Speaker 1: done that as well as he did. It won the
Speaker 1: Academy Award to be that's a top ten acting performance
Speaker 1: of all time. Yeah, anybody else disagree? I think that's
Speaker 1: a top ten or I was. I was actually literally
Speaker 1: before the break, going to say that that's one of
Speaker 1: the greatest single performances of all time.
Speaker 2: I can see Paul Lynde pulling that off.
Speaker 1: Happy Birthday call Man, that is that is one of
Speaker 1: the all timers. Billy Billy, Billy on the Street would
Speaker 1: have been a very interesting guest. I believe Billy's Jewish
Speaker 1: would have been a tough role for him to play.
Speaker 1: He is an actor. Yeah, Morris Chestnut birthday.
Speaker 2: What about Doctor Strange your dad?
Speaker 1: Oh that's doctor Stranger, Doctor Strange er esquire all right,
Speaker 1: top of your head. Yes, best acting performance you've ever seen. Man,
Speaker 1: that's a good question. Mm hmm. I mean.
Speaker 12: How about the the what's that show with the Ozark
Speaker 12: with the monologue in the back seat?
Speaker 1: Oh? Your brother?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's real good. That's real, real good. And that
Speaker 2: guy's been in a few things now. Every time I
Speaker 2: see him, I'm like, yeah, the guy from the past.
Speaker 1: Brother, man, he's a ten out of ten in task.
Speaker 1: What's that? Real good? What's that guy's real name? What's
Speaker 1: his name?
Speaker 2: Hold on, I've got it right here, be writing it
Speaker 2: down this morning. I believe that's Dak Prescott.
Speaker 1: What is that guy's name? He's honestly fantastic, Tom Tom Pelfrees, amazing.
Speaker 2: Actor, great sound guy.
Speaker 6: I think I think Dak would to give him a chance.
Speaker 6: Raally A in Goodfellas is fantastic, Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: I mean Dustin Hoffmin and rain Man is fantastic.
Speaker 2: About Ruthie when she says you're gonna have to biking
Speaker 2: kill me?
Speaker 6: Friend Horn and better call Saul is absolutely outstanding.
Speaker 1: Your word for it. Because she's amazing and pluribus.
Speaker 2: So what about Captain Lou Albano and girls.
Speaker 1: It's tell his birthday? What about Sika and that one
Speaker 1: movie you were talking about yesterday?
Speaker 2: Hi, do you always bring up pornographers?
Speaker 6: Brooklyn Chase and helped me step brother, I'm stuck.
Speaker 2: In It is good because you really think she's stuck.
Speaker 1: Lisa Ann and Naylan Balen. That is well done.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what, dude, your guy in that one film?
Speaker 1: That's my answer? Yeah, I mean answer. Keith Ledger is
Speaker 1: a Joker's that's a good one. I mean Jonathan Brandison,
Speaker 1: Lady bugs obvious, think about it. Kurt Russell is herb
Speaker 1: Brooks a Golden retriever as air Bud God, my sister
Speaker 1: loves that. I know it's someone in the This is
Speaker 1: extreme recently a recentcy bias. But you guys both said
Speaker 1: Jesse Buckley and Hamnet was like she was one of
Speaker 1: the people that came to mind when you asked that question.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the Real Estate King and American Beauty.
Speaker 2: What about Maro man as Bone saw yeah, Bone saw?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What about Tyler Perry and Media's Halloween? Great film
Speaker 1: and I saw it. It's not bad once, it's not
Speaker 1: as bad as you think it is.
Speaker 6: At and the Girl next Door shocking, fantastic, what Francis
Speaker 6: McDorman and uh As Margie, that's great.
Speaker 2: That is great.
Speaker 1: The point is is despite some of our sarcastic answers,
Speaker 1: like Captain Lewe o'bano, that's my guess is when you
Speaker 1: see this, whether you love the movie, like the movie,
Speaker 1: or somewhere in between, you're gonna say, Christoph wall Is
Speaker 1: in the conversation, it's that good.
Speaker 6: I look forward to seeing it before football season.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't even say Daniel da Lewis, did we know?
Speaker 1: As Daniel plain Views from There will be Blood. That's
Speaker 1: that's my favorite Daniel day Lewis movie because like Build
Speaker 1: a Butcher, he's awesome as well, and gangs in New York.
Speaker 1: But man, Daniel plain View, come on, Man's Leo and
Speaker 1: the Departed.
Speaker 6: Oh yes, that's a that's a great movie.
Speaker 1: I need to rewatch that Movie's a banger. Rocky Dennis
Speaker 1: in The Mask. No, that was Jim Carrey. That was
Speaker 1: right in his mask the Mask.
Speaker 7: Let's smoke it alright, Rocky relaxed.
Speaker 1: What a weird crossover movie. I can see it all right,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Draymond Green drama. So he temporary early was
Speaker 1: floating a little bit as the Golden State was trying
Speaker 1: to have some flexibility to sign Lebron James in case
Speaker 1: Lebron James picked the Golden State Warriors. So about a
Speaker 1: month or so ago, Draymond declined a twenty seven point
Speaker 1: six million dollar option twenty seven point six, keep that
Speaker 1: number in your head for the next ten seconds. Turned
Speaker 1: it down, said I need to give my team a
Speaker 1: chance to sign Lebron just in case we need some
Speaker 1: financial flexibility. Didn't work out, but the goal was to
Speaker 1: always sign back with Golden State, and that's exactly what
Speaker 1: he did. So he turned down twenty seven point six.
Speaker 1: He signed a one year, twenty seven point seven million
Speaker 1: dollar deal. It's over for Golden It's over.
Speaker 7: I saw something yesterday that there were like eighty transactions
Speaker 7: whoa or trades in the NBA and Golden State money. Yeah,
Speaker 7: thanks Sophie cunning Hair, Like wow, Golden State made zero one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I just don't want to see him on the t
Speaker 6: N T or the ESPN post game and he sucks.
Speaker 1: Oh Denzel in training day, Yeah, I mean Denzel on
Speaker 1: fire on fire is one hundred out of one hundred.
Speaker 2: You can do this to me. You can do this
Speaker 2: to me Buffalo Bill guy in Buffalo Bill tup dancing.
Speaker 1: It Yeah, saw so, I want just you to do
Speaker 1: this me running traffic? Why be more realistic? How about
Speaker 1: just walking tray? You guys don't want me dead, do you?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: Dreamond Green is about to enter his fourteenth season with
Speaker 1: the Warriors. That is the second longest active streak in
Speaker 1: the NBA with one team, right, one team, current team
Speaker 1: only team Boom fourteen straight. Who's the only one in
Speaker 1: the NBA with a longer current run with one team? Yeez,
Speaker 1: Ken Sauce do this. There's only one player with a
Speaker 1: longer active streak with one team. Curry Sure, it was
Speaker 1: a trick question, his teammates Zeth Curry. Nice, you got it?
Speaker 1: Never mind, that was easy. You got it. I did
Speaker 1: thought maybe because it was the same team, you would
Speaker 1: go off of the Warriors and never come back. But
Speaker 1: you you didn't. Who would you say you did it?
Speaker 2: What was the question?
Speaker 1: Again?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what was the question?
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter? The answer is Paul Land No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I think I did hear it?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, who's your answer, Peter Jennings, Oh, heavy birthday.
Speaker 1: Peter, he's dead too, correct, Yes, yes, that whole group,
Speaker 1: all of the great like nineteen eighties and nineties anchors
Speaker 1: are all dead. Yeah, you're all dead.
Speaker 2: Peter Jennings is dead. Dan Rather still kicking.
Speaker 6: They busted into regularly scheduled coverage.
Speaker 1: Something was going back.
Speaker 2: Scott Steiner's dead.
Speaker 7: Today got the happy birthday.
Speaker 2: Today's a normal, a.
Speaker 1: Huge day with Morris Chestnut and Captain the Little Man.
Speaker 1: When Scott Steiner and Paul Linn, Man, what an epic
Speaker 1: list day.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just giving past the fact that we're big pop
Speaker 6: pump as parted ways with the world.
Speaker 2: He got the national breaking of the news. What a
Speaker 2: great name, by the way, I like it, man, it's a.
Speaker 1: Good Have you ever seen the clip of him doing
Speaker 1: his math? No? Oh you got you have? You have
Speaker 1: to watch it doing his math. He's like doing a
Speaker 1: promo in wrestling, and he's trying to do math like
Speaker 1: you could clearly tell he's doing it off the top
Speaker 1: of his head and the math is not adding up,
Speaker 1: but he's still just going along with the china sound tough.
Speaker 1: It's hilarious, man, got.
Speaker 2: That that man, that kind of wrestling was fun to me.
Speaker 1: They were doing so many rods.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they were also just off the top of
Speaker 2: their head and I just love that. I love that.
Speaker 1: But what really matters is this, got that right, Cory?
Speaker 1: And all right? Pete, poor god.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, check this out. Tigers look orange to us,
Speaker 2: to humans, orange tigers because we are tric ro mats.
Speaker 2: But they appear green to deer and wild boards, which
Speaker 2: they eat because they are dike romats, so they.
Speaker 1: Look they look green, so they blend in. So when
Speaker 1: we're you know, battle cap, when we're walking around the
Speaker 1: jungle and we're like walking along, walking along, Okay, that's
Speaker 1: clearly a tiger just sitting in the trees over there
Speaker 1: looking at us, but those stupid ass deer can't see him.
Speaker 1: Nature is amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what about Oh you guys haven't seen it? You
Speaker 2: have those some of you when when they walk up
Speaker 2: the hill and there's a lion, then there's a tiger,
Speaker 2: then there's a cougar, and then and you're like what
Speaker 2: in the hell, and then you realize what they really are.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, Oh, you guys got to see the Odyssey, man,
Speaker 2: you gotta see it. It's so beautiful.
Speaker 1: Did you see it in an imax?
Speaker 2: I have not, You know, my vision is so bad.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't really. I don't think it would help me
Speaker 2: very much, but I think the size of the screen
Speaker 2: would be cool.
Speaker 6: I need to see it, especially in the Cyclops the
Speaker 6: cyclops talking about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he starts throwing that around in three D. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want you to try me. Yeah, yeah, I gotta
Speaker 1: get you involved. Yet to be a boss name Uh
Speaker 1: Chargers brought it back Justin herberg Is is now engaged
Speaker 1: to Madison Beer. He formally dated Milwaukee Tequila and eu
Speaker 1: Claire Jaegermeister. And who did he date before that?
Speaker 2: I actually want to answer this.
Speaker 1: He dated Tuma Tonic Wa.
Speaker 2: Not bad, but do you guys want the real answer? Sure,
Speaker 2: Elizabeth Dole.
Speaker 1: It does Sauce? No, who Elizabeth Dole?
Speaker 2: Yes? He does, He certainly does. She was married to
Speaker 2: Ken Burns for a long time.
Speaker 1: Yes or no? On the Ochris Yes or no? Chris,
Speaker 1: Yes or no? You already know, Okay, my dog, Zach, No, Sauce,
Speaker 1: who's Elizabeth Dole? Is Bob Dole's wife? Look at you?
Speaker 1: That's why you always believe in him? Exactly four times
Speaker 1: thous never lets me do Yeah, I don't, Bob Dole, Okay,
Speaker 1: do you have anything else? Dad? No?
Speaker 7: I just think good for Justin Herbert and uh Madison Beer.
Speaker 1: Chris, are you familiar with Madison beer? And now?
Speaker 2: Oh don't know, Chris, do us all a favor.
Speaker 1: Google and google and then uh we'll take it until nine.
Speaker 1: You don't mind.
Speaker 2: Okay, her name's Madison.
Speaker 1: Beer spelled the exact way you think, like the drink.
Speaker 6: Herbert needs to do those stretches that Dak Prescott was
Speaker 6: doing in the pregame, you know, the big old hip turns.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, Billy, okay.
Speaker 6: Yoh, they didn't make them like that back in our day.
Speaker 2: Oh, I would.
Speaker 1: Chill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Speaker 2: Remember, listen to come up here, come up here?
Speaker 1: Man? Hoh like wow, Justin sounds pumped. She's by so
Speaker 1: again she's by? Where'd she go? What is she near?
Speaker 1: What is.
Speaker 4: Huray?
Speaker 2: Let me tell you I'm cool with that.
Speaker 1: We know you didn't need to say it seemed like.
Speaker 2: You guys are wondering. No, it ain't a deal breaker.
Speaker 1: Hi Parker, good morning, welcome, good to see you. It's
Speaker 1: good to be here. Not that huh huh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wherever she wants, whatever she wants, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: guess she gets.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, you guys don't know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Do you know? Justin Herbert's great. I just want to
Speaker 1: keep my job. Huray, hooray. What happened to that guy?
Speaker 1: Wasn't that red stripe beer guy? Yeah, he's in whatever
Speaker 1: he's in rehab.
Speaker 6: Bring him back. The doc guy is back.
Speaker 2: What about the smartest guy in the world, that's the
Speaker 2: most interesting?
Speaker 8: Yeah, Corey.
Speaker 2: Man, look at him.
Speaker 1: You're the smartest guy. I know. Well, I mean.
Speaker 2: That's weirdest, Like they're there here, they're not there here,
Speaker 2: they're there, They're there.
Speaker 1: Are you still on Madison Beer? Yeah he is. Yes, Ye,
Speaker 1: He's going to make sure he sees every Google image
Speaker 1: that's ever been produced, to the bottom of it. Your job.
Speaker 2: I'm doing a job.
Speaker 1: It'll be the background of the computer too. Yeah. Oh oh,
Speaker 1: Chris might as well go to work with cries Yeah,
Speaker 1: then you have to break. Chris is going to start
Speaker 1: going to work. Sorry, Max, So the news is next.
Speaker 1: Parker Fox is here, criesel. What one more segment before
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