WEBVTT - He Called Mojo Babe  

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it is Mojo in the morning. So I

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<v Speaker 1>was having a conversation with a guy friend of mine

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<v Speaker 1>and we were talking about trying to set up a

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<v Speaker 1>time where we go play simulator golf. Ever done simulator golf?

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually fun, It's it's really fun. Yeah, sim golf

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<v Speaker 1>is is kind of fun, although I like, I like

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<v Speaker 1>regular golf. And we're talking to each other and we're,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's saying, hey, we'll go to this, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>do that, you know, setting it up to kind of

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<v Speaker 1>go do the thing. And right at the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the conversation, he goes, all right, man, he goes, well,

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<v Speaker 1>so we'll set it up, all right, I'll see you later, babe.

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<v Speaker 2>And he wait, was this the guy that wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>be your best friend?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>This was no, this is not This is a totally

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<v Speaker 1>different guy. And this is a guys guy too, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is one of these guys where I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never like ever gone through a thing where I thought, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you my gatar has never gone off with this guy

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<v Speaker 1>like furthest from being guy. So I get done with

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<v Speaker 1>the conversation and my buddy Brad Jeger calls up, who

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<v Speaker 1>by the way is probably the straightest guy I know.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean, Like Brad, there's nothing. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I asked Jake one time. I said to Jaco, go, Jake,

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<v Speaker 1>do you sense any gay in Brad? And he said

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<v Speaker 1>to me, he goes, look at the way he dresses.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, there's no way.

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<v Speaker 1>So I told Brad, I said, Brad, so that I

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<v Speaker 1>just got out the phone with this guy and I

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<v Speaker 1>set it up like I just did to you. And

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<v Speaker 1>Brad goes, you know you need to do you need

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<v Speaker 1>to do what everybody does nowadays, all the kids are

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<v Speaker 1>doing it Tom And I said, what's that?

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, chat GPT it. So I chat GPT? Did

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<v Speaker 2>you I did?

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<v Speaker 1>I chat gp teed exactly this. What does it mean

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<v Speaker 1>when a guy calls you babe? Would you like to

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<v Speaker 1>know the results? Yes, here are the results. Result Number

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<v Speaker 1>one was he holds you in a certain level of it.

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<v Speaker 1>He holds a certain level of attachment to you, even

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<v Speaker 1>if it's just as a friend end.

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<v Speaker 2>That's number one.

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<v Speaker 1>Number two, he wants to act cool around you, calling

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<v Speaker 1>you babe. Number three, he wants to consider a future

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<v Speaker 1>with you getting warmer. Number four, he is interested in

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<v Speaker 1>you sexually.

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<v Speaker 2>You have something like you're getting warmer.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, And the last one was he's known you

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<v Speaker 1>for a while. So those are all the ones that

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<v Speaker 1>chat GPT came up with. And then I love when

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<v Speaker 1>it comes up with would you like to know an

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<v Speaker 1>edgier version of this, I'm like, I'm not going.

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<v Speaker 2>Even if somebody has known you for a while. No,

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<v Speaker 2>that's just a weird one to me. Can a guy?

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<v Speaker 3>Can?

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<v Speaker 1>I can another guy called to two straight guys call

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<v Speaker 1>each other babe?

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<v Speaker 2>To be a babe? Is a female? Yeah? A female?

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<v Speaker 2>What's adjective?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>He is Italian?

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<v Speaker 4>With you?

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<v Speaker 2>He is Italian? Is there any chance to just slip

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<v Speaker 2>because I feel like anything.

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<v Speaker 5>Sometimes I feel like.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm on the phone with my friends and like I'm

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<v Speaker 3>just like, okay, love you by because that's what I

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<v Speaker 3>like usually say to my mind.

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<v Speaker 2>You know you're a female?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I've said, I I know what what if he

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<v Speaker 3>was just talking to his wife or something?

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<v Speaker 2>And then actually I do have a couple of friends

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<v Speaker 2>that call each other baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh but yeah, that's the lady keyword gay.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a lady thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm said I'm saying baby before, but now oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>my baby.

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<v Speaker 2>But how you say it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've never said babe is different though there's intension

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<v Speaker 1>with that.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, this is gay.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on, Joe? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, mo Joe, first time a long time, in a.

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<v Speaker 2>Long time, but okay, though, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>So I was on the phone one time with my

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<v Speaker 4>dad and I had my fiance in the car with me,

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<v Speaker 4>and I don't know what happened, but you know, we're

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<v Speaker 4>getting to the end of the conversation and he's like,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, letter, love you. And I was like, all right,

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<v Speaker 4>I love you too, daddy, And oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, I haven't called my dad that.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, that's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>That is really good, Joe, thank you for the call, buddy.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody just text in seven three four, says Mojo. You

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<v Speaker 1>said he's Italian. It's an Italian thing. Really, that might

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<v Speaker 1>be an Italian I think some Italians to call in

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<v Speaker 1>and verify.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It could be where's my east side ers at? Where

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<v Speaker 1>my where my goombas? Where's my where? Where my lucido?

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<v Speaker 2>Right now? Where's my Italian horn? You should call me

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<v Speaker 2>Susio right now and ask him.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he might have I think I've heard him

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<v Speaker 1>say baby before. Yeah, what's up, Sean?

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<v Speaker 5>How you what's up?

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<v Speaker 6>Man? Pipe fitted Sean in the building.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey this more.

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<v Speaker 1>There is no manly man than a guy named Sean

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<v Speaker 1>who's a pipe fitter.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on.

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<v Speaker 6>Your damn skippy? Check me out? So all my sons, man,

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<v Speaker 6>I called him babe all the time though, like it

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<v Speaker 6>ain't no, it's really like I mean, I'm not not

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<v Speaker 6>my friends, but like you know what I'm saying, Like

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<v Speaker 6>my sons I called him babe. You know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 6>like when I talk to them on the phone or

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<v Speaker 6>when I go see him or whatever. You know, them

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<v Speaker 6>my baby, So I call them babe.

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<v Speaker 2>But I feel you. I feel you, But I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>this guy's son. That's the thing.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, man, Look this is what it is, uh mojo?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you know what.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I'm a geminut like you.

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<v Speaker 6>So you know the thing is like.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't explain it.

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<v Speaker 6>Like really too much, but it's like it's just it's

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<v Speaker 6>just a it's just a cool friendship thing. I'm sorry, Sean,

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<v Speaker 6>this is the wrong pipe.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you want you like that?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so either, And I don't I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think it's one of those things where it was a slip,

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<v Speaker 1>thing that slipped. I think that that's something. Yeah, all right, babe,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see it like it was one of the he

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<v Speaker 1>hung up. He was so confident in what he said.

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<v Speaker 1>They caught me off guard. You have to be intentional

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<v Speaker 1>with our words. It's just word.

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<v Speaker 3>Next time you got at that's all that.

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<v Speaker 6>Is, man.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I like it. I don't think it's wrong. What's up?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you pronounce this guy? Name Lydia, who's this.

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<v Speaker 1>Enid is on the phone with us, like, what's that?

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<v Speaker 2>What's up?

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<v Speaker 3>All the time, I was actually going to say the

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<v Speaker 3>same thing.

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<v Speaker 5>It's kind of like of a hot shot West Coast

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<v Speaker 5>Italian kind of thing, you know, like old school agents.

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<v Speaker 2>I yes, babe, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>It's I don't really think that it's like a he

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<v Speaker 3>had a crush.

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<v Speaker 2>On you, but I mean if he does, he does.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what, I'm fine, We're gonna just be

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<v Speaker 1>playing some simulator golf.

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<v Speaker 2>Would be careful when to put my tea down one

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<v Speaker 2>thing coming back and be a little.

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<v Speaker 1>Bit more confident in your masculine I'm just saying I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I will never find a situation where I'm

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<v Speaker 1>calling another.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy, Babe. I just don't see that happening. Hey, thanks, babe.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? Tia?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, guys, how are you? Good morning?

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>Well? In the Hispanic culture of like, my mom is Cuban,

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<v Speaker 3>my dad is Mexican, it's it's culture for men to

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<v Speaker 3>call other men poppy or daddy. Yeah, it's just the

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<v Speaker 3>culture thing. I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>T t I've never met you before, A fellow Cubano

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone with us, right, yes, yes, I love

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you called us before? Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>I have.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually did the five questions.

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<v Speaker 2>Five, six fifty five. All right, well don't it's good

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<v Speaker 2>to talk to you. How do you?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you how do your your did you say

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<v Speaker 1>your Cuban father or Mexican father? My father's Mexican, So

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<v Speaker 1>how do you How does your Cuban mother and your

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<v Speaker 1>Mexican father?

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<v Speaker 2>Did along? Do they fight?

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<v Speaker 3>Like they're not together? Yeah, got to be so morbid

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<v Speaker 3>about it. But I'm the product of grapes, so yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's okay. I was adopted and it's a long story.

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<v Speaker 2>You were adopted to those to the two.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm I'm adopted by African American mammy dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, wow, you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I love mom. I met her and she's cool

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<v Speaker 3>and lesbian, so it's a beautiful thing.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, wonderful, nice to talk to you. Take care of yourself,

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<v Speaker 1>a great day. Uh, what is going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Taylor?

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<v Speaker 5>Hi?

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<v Speaker 2>Taylor? Hi? My kids tonight.

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<v Speaker 4>Just got in the car to go to school. So

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even know how you guys find it up

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<v Speaker 4>on the.

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<v Speaker 5>Subject, but I call all of the time in my

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<v Speaker 5>whole family base. Once in a while I'll accidentally slip

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<v Speaker 5>and say it to a stranger or something, yes, and

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<v Speaker 5>if it seems awkward, I'll apologize and explain that, like

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<v Speaker 5>I use it on my cousins.

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<v Speaker 1>But the way we got on it for those that

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<v Speaker 1>are just like you that just tune in, A guy

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<v Speaker 1>buddy of mine called me, babe, and I thought found

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<v Speaker 1>it to be very interesting.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, I use it all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, we'll see you later, my babe. You're not

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<v Speaker 1>even gonna answer that.

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<v Speaker 2>Murdy, what's up? Murdy? Hey, how's it going good? Murdy?

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 5>Nothing?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I was thinking to myself it sounds like you've

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<v Speaker 3>been eating, like with them, them gay men horses eat

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<v Speaker 3>because every time you're into the fore phone, you say, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>you got it.

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<v Speaker 2>You are bad, all right, Get off