Speaker 1: That's nice light a goo Nito gay, Yes, boy, that
Speaker 1: is good news.
Speaker 2: It is the seventeenth day of August twenty twenty sixth.
Speaker 2: Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the barge of Morning Show.
Speaker 2: Here we are on Monday, first fighting game in the book,
Speaker 2: and we'll talk about that with Ben Leber and get
Speaker 2: a whole breakdown from Zacho. On that trip to New York,
Speaker 2: we got Sasso, myself and Zach what's his name, Corey?
Speaker 2: Ready as you go, let's get her started to hear
Speaker 2: some comedy from Brian Reagan. Monday morning, Come on in.
Speaker 2: I am glad you are here.
Speaker 3: I see things when I drive that intrigued me.
Speaker 4: I drove by a car dealership and every car on
Speaker 4: the lot had a balloon on it, every car, and
Speaker 4: I wondered, well, what led to that decision?
Speaker 3: That didn't just happen. There was a moment in time
Speaker 3: where that was decided upon. I just wish I was there.
Speaker 1: They probably sent some new salesman into the GM's office.
Speaker 3: The guys asked me to come in and talk talk
Speaker 3: to you. Uh, we're not hitting our quotos and we're
Speaker 3: not getting any drive ons or wondering if you might
Speaker 3: have some ideas. Oh yeah, let me show you why
Speaker 3: I'm in charge.
Speaker 4: We're gonna move these bad boys.
Speaker 3: Who might to make fun of that.
Speaker 1: It must work. They wouldn't do it if it didn't work.
Speaker 1: I guess people drive by. Well that's it for my day.
Speaker 1: I am headed home.
Speaker 5: Wow or does lows?
Speaker 3: I don't know what they're tied to.
Speaker 6: But on five on.
Speaker 5: Monday, August seventeenth, twenty twenty six, this is the power
Speaker 5: Trim morning Shoe on Corey Cove. That's Chris Hockey. There's meat.
Speaker 6: So was Paul Lambert.
Speaker 5: Max O Zacho lab around his way in a little
Speaker 5: bit high Hello, hey man, how are you? And then
Speaker 5: I'm good over you guys. I'm great, dude. Yesterday was
Speaker 5: a beautiful day.
Speaker 7: It was football weather out man started at that got
Speaker 7: a little warm, but we're getting there.
Speaker 6: It's a sixty right now. Yeah, it does risk, yeah
Speaker 6: brisk Yeah, man, dude, how about Hayden Panty air thirty six?
Speaker 6: What the hell?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 6: What a buzzkill? What happened there?
Speaker 5: I don't know. It sucks. Yeah, they don't know yet.
Speaker 6: That's terrible, Yeah, terrible. Yeah. Woke up at like two
Speaker 6: o'clock in the morning, couldn't fall back asleep.
Speaker 5: I'm like, all right, hang on, let's just doom scroll
Speaker 5: first thing I see at two in the morning, and
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh man, that's he that's thirty six. That's
Speaker 5: the first thing I saw as well. Same sucks. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it sounds like you had a really rough life, which
Speaker 5: is too bad.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so you can talk about that later. That's a
Speaker 5: buzzkill way to start the show. That's it's on me.
Speaker 6: That's all right, daddy, thanks son. Yeah, man, yeah, what
Speaker 6: time is it?
Speaker 2: It is five thirty three am. Yeah, but as we
Speaker 2: record this whenever, it could be any Yeah, anytime, I guess, yeah, yeah, Daddy,
Speaker 2: could be any time. Yeah.
Speaker 5: How about those vikings?
Speaker 6: Yeah, man, what'd you guys think?
Speaker 7: I thought what they have been preaching for years about
Speaker 7: the Zone Running Game. I thought the Running game is
Speaker 7: going to be really good, and I think that is
Speaker 7: the main reason that they started. They're two very, very
Speaker 7: good tackles. Also that Kyler was in the game. But
Speaker 7: I thought what they are going to establish with that
Speaker 7: could be really good. Kyler looked fine. That Jamal Adams
Speaker 7: thing sucks. It sucks so bad, and I think.
Speaker 6: Uh, still dealing with allergies over there.
Speaker 7: You're your nose like crazy today because it was nice
Speaker 7: to drive with my windows down. That was a massive
Speaker 7: mistake and now I can't stop sneezy. Last point, Uh,
Speaker 7: Carson will be the backup. That's my last point.
Speaker 2: I love walking into sneezy mix sneezers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Clobbered by Muky. I feel like I'm backing an nineties porno.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just got.
Speaker 2: Muki all over me.
Speaker 5: I'm surprised those like green blobs from the Musine commercials
Speaker 5: Ye musin X commercials haven't been made into a major
Speaker 5: motion picture.
Speaker 2: They were. There was a documentary on him over here
Speaker 2: a moment ago.
Speaker 7: Yeah, hey man, i'd watched their adventures. I can't it's hideous.
Speaker 2: Was covering my face?
Speaker 6: Oh nice? Yeah? Yeah, he liked that.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 5: I into my hand yeah yeah, And you have fingers.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And then you high fived him.
Speaker 2: And they all they don't come together, you.
Speaker 5: Know, by the way, you I don't even know if
Speaker 5: you know that you did this. You just wiped your
Speaker 5: entire face with your hand. Yeah no, no, but then you.
Speaker 6: Just did this.
Speaker 5: You don't always do that. But I'm saying, so you're
Speaker 5: sneezing into your hands or whatever. You just pushed it
Speaker 5: all over your face.
Speaker 6: I'm touching me though, and that mouse muky all over
Speaker 6: the I understand.
Speaker 5: It, but I'm saying, you wonder why you keep like
Speaker 5: rubbing your eyes and they have like eye issues.
Speaker 6: You're you're wiping snot in your eyeballs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should be bubble boy Jesus Christ.
Speaker 6: Yeah, go live in a bubble. I can't help, but
Speaker 6: I wish I could. I don't want to take any allergies.
Speaker 2: The car says, taking the allergy medication.
Speaker 6: No, because it makes me drowsy.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, but not taking it makes you muky, yeah,
Speaker 2: muky sauce.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're wiping it all over your face.
Speaker 2: I'd rather be like this than this.
Speaker 6: Why the bridge to almost every Corn song, Yeah, well played,
Speaker 6: well played, man, do your best Jonathan Davis impression. Let's
Speaker 6: hear it. Well, I don't have to sneeze now, well just.
Speaker 5: No, just in general, let's see how close it is
Speaker 5: to what you sound like. Sneezing go.
Speaker 2: Rhymes heard Corn.
Speaker 5: You don't listen to rock match, No, not much Rome.
Speaker 9: Yeah, some of your friends in high school call you
Speaker 9: rock fighter from the friending story Randy did, Yeah, Rocker.
Speaker 2: Then we started making flood of you, and I feel better.
Speaker 5: See, I'm telling you, why do you think I'm usually happy?
Speaker 6: I just pet down his leg and then feel.
Speaker 5: Better about myself. I'm sorry that I'm sneezing.
Speaker 6: I really am corns here, good luck eating it, rock Bighter.
Speaker 5: I can eat.
Speaker 6: Corn, right, I have nice teeth.
Speaker 2: Every time you drive buy a field, the cord goes.
Speaker 5: Oh no, oh, no, here he goes.
Speaker 10: Ever since you declared it was five thirty three, it's been.
Speaker 5: Four straight minutes of abuse. Yeah, but think about what happened.
Speaker 5: It's like, hey, how was your weekend? Oh do you
Speaker 5: hear about Hayden? Panna is here? Yeah?
Speaker 6: What do you guys think about the Vikings?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 6: You know what's fun? Let's make fun of ball and
Speaker 6: all of us woke up cry and just ripped for
Speaker 6: four minutes.
Speaker 5: I saw I had him no interest in today's show
Speaker 5: until we started ripping you, and I'm like.
Speaker 2: I'm fully engaged, all right, Well away, then you do
Speaker 2: it for ast thank you?
Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you. I'm happy to appreciate it. Yeah, seriously,
Speaker 5: that you should look into the hole wiping your your
Speaker 5: hand all over your facing. I think that's the origin
Speaker 5: story of your allergy issues and xylax.
Speaker 2: I think I have some of my car man. I
Speaker 2: think it's called six it's it's x y Z. I
Speaker 2: don't know that stuff. It doesn't make you sleepy and
Speaker 2: it works so well. Man, Really it's x y z
Speaker 2: lax or something like their l A.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I know it starts with x
Speaker 2: y z because they do. They're trying to be clever.
Speaker 5: It does seem like every single uh whatever, what's the
Speaker 5: word I'm looking for, not medication, Like every every every
Speaker 5: pharmaceutical company that advertises on TV has a Z or
Speaker 5: an X in the name of the drag.
Speaker 2: There must be a reason for that.
Speaker 5: I wonder why. Yeah, they always have weird letters in there.
Speaker 5: There's always a Q or a Y or a Z
Speaker 5: or an X. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, got that right, You got that right. Yeah, I
Speaker 6: wonder why. I wonder why?
Speaker 2: What is it talking to Benzo?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Same? Hey XO, Yes sir?
Speaker 2: How cool is that hotel? And that that part of
Speaker 2: New Jersey?
Speaker 5: You didn't stay in that one?
Speaker 2: You did it?
Speaker 5: No, that saw that picture.
Speaker 2: I thought that's where you stayed.
Speaker 5: Uh No, we were by the stadium closer to the airport.
Speaker 6: Oh yucky, but it was No, but it was. It was.
Speaker 6: It was fun.
Speaker 2: So where did you go to get that sweet picture
Speaker 2: of the of the at the of the metropolitan area?
Speaker 6: I took?
Speaker 5: Well just not well.
Speaker 11: We won't talk about the cost, but we will talk
Speaker 11: about the fact that they did take an uber downtown.
Speaker 6: Oh you did go?
Speaker 5: You went to It looked like you went everywhere. Did
Speaker 5: you hit all of the spots, which is what you're
Speaker 5: supposed to do. It's the first time in New York
Speaker 5: hit them all. Yep, you went everywhere.
Speaker 11: CHATJPT was my companion basically told me to where I
Speaker 11: needed to go to get all that done in a
Speaker 11: very short window of time. And uh, yeah it was.
Speaker 11: It was a wonderful I mean, dream come true evening
Speaker 11: on on Friday night seeing this that wonderful, wonderful.
Speaker 6: City you try to borrow. Yes, it was great.
Speaker 2: Were you I mean you've been in a million big cities,
Speaker 2: but isn't it something else to be that surrounded by
Speaker 2: buildings that you can't see the horizon in any direction?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean it's crazy, isn't it.
Speaker 11: And just the energy the people, I mean everywhere, so
Speaker 11: much going on. It was actually weird when I got
Speaker 11: back to the hotel and it was quiet, and I was, like,
Speaker 11: I felt were the Rods They were great too, love
Speaker 11: the New York hot Rods.
Speaker 5: They're They're phenomenal, but yeah, they.
Speaker 11: When it was all of a sudden quiet when I
Speaker 11: got back after the constant bustle of of the town,
Speaker 11: that was that was weird. But that place is did
Speaker 11: you get on a subway and I did? You did
Speaker 11: d New York or I'm sorry, Hollywood nailed it. It
Speaker 11: looks exactly like it does on the TV and the movies,
Speaker 11: and then the people are just as as weird and
Speaker 11: also friendly. Avoid Kevin, Yes I did. I was able
Speaker 11: to across the board. I did not see Spider Man.
Speaker 11: I was kind of hoping to see Spider Man naked Cowboy.
Speaker 11: I did not see with us. I would assume I
Speaker 11: think we'd know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but.
Speaker 11: Times Square is basically Vegas without the gambling. Yes, it's
Speaker 11: got the big screens and it's got the all the
Speaker 11: same stories, but uh, it was cool to see.
Speaker 5: And the Giant Ball for the New Years that was
Speaker 5: a hell of an uber ride.
Speaker 11: Well that was basically so uber to uh the nine
Speaker 11: to eleven Memorial started there, walked to the Brooklyn Bridge,
Speaker 11: then walked to a subway where I took that up
Speaker 11: to Joe's Pizza and then walked from there to Madison
Speaker 11: Square Guard and went over to Rockefeller Center and then
Speaker 11: finished at Times Square.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 5: I put in a ridiculous amount of steps. Good for you.
Speaker 6: So back to Naked Cowboy for a second.
Speaker 5: Is he a big enough deal where if he died,
Speaker 5: CNN would post his story on the main page.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's a big enough deal that that.
Speaker 6: I've mentioned him twice in the first segment.
Speaker 5: That hit the siren. Oh buddy, Yeah, you're probably right.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I ripped on to one naked cowboy. He looks good
Speaker 2: and pisses me off.
Speaker 5: I wonder how much he makes a year doing what
Speaker 5: he does. And there's no way that guy pays tack.
Speaker 5: I don't think so right, No way he's paying tax.
Speaker 5: He ain't reporting how many people hip him? No way,
Speaker 5: wow that guy. No, you don't odd at the naked cowboy.
Speaker 2: You know what his name is?
Speaker 6: No a Ron know that.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna see Tommy on a park bench with a
Speaker 5: really thin cigarette just watching Naked Cowboy for for hours hours. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you know how he does corporate events, Tommy, you're a
Speaker 5: naked Cowboy? Well, both probably, but.
Speaker 2: This is Tommy drinking his six s depth charges and
Speaker 2: watching the Naked Cowboy.
Speaker 5: By the way, I love Tommy listens to all the podcasts. Yeah,
Speaker 5: he texted me almost a full twenty four hours later
Speaker 5: last week and he goes me packing district brilliant because
Speaker 5: he loves New York City and obviously he's been there.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he loves it there.
Speaker 5: So he knew exactly what I was doing. But he
Speaker 5: didn't respond for twenty four hours. Twenty four hours. I
Speaker 5: think Labor went there. Actually you wish. Yeah, I'm sure
Speaker 5: he did, actually, but he didn't. Actually, it's super nice.
Speaker 5: Everybody likes it.
Speaker 2: I guess I'm surprise everybody went out. It was an
Speaker 2: early early bus ride that next morning.
Speaker 11: I think the first one was like nine thirty, so
Speaker 11: I over to the stadium earlier than that.
Speaker 5: But the Pete mentioned it on the air.
Speaker 11: The equipment staff because the Jets played Friday night, the
Speaker 11: Vikings equipment staff couldn't get in until like they were leaving.
Speaker 11: As I got back to the hotel that morning or
Speaker 11: in the evening, like, so, props to them and working
Speaker 11: all night and Jared had.
Speaker 6: To go on that.
Speaker 2: Jared wasn't there, Oh that's right, yeah, yeah, so you
Speaker 2: were in the booth by yourself.
Speaker 5: Yes, oh oh.
Speaker 6: Well done, yeah, well done, done, a good hey.
Speaker 5: By the way, one last thing here before we wrap
Speaker 5: up segment number one. Every single one of us in
Speaker 5: broadcasting is always one slip of the tongue away from
Speaker 5: saying something horrific accidentally. Right, we've all done it, and
Speaker 5: it's very different when you slip up and say something
Speaker 5: versus just saying something ridiculously racist or offensive or whatever. Again,
Speaker 5: but with that said, because we've all made this mistake,
Speaker 5: we've all stumbled and stuttered. But if Pete Burson is listening,
Speaker 5: clock has five letters, it's important that you say all five. Man.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't know how many people, but it was
Speaker 2: all of them.
Speaker 6: And everybody's like, they're gonna.
Speaker 5: Play this back.
Speaker 6: It's like, well you can't, we can't really play it
Speaker 6: back on purpose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Naked Cowboys last act on Earth was to text me.
Speaker 6: That, yeah exactly.
Speaker 5: I immediately was like, what did he?
Speaker 6: Yep, he said.
Speaker 11: That he probably shouldn't have like corrected himself. I just
Speaker 11: blazed on through. But yeah, when he started over.
Speaker 5: All I was trying to imagine was the looks on
Speaker 5: Pa and Leeber's face when Pete said that.
Speaker 6: Oh yes, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, And if if Pa hadn't been on the
Speaker 2: TV and the radio definitely said something about it, Oh yeah.
Speaker 6: Oh for sure.
Speaker 5: Again he wants accidentally said Johnny Pecker.
Speaker 6: Things happened, Yeah.
Speaker 5: Things happen. It's not a fireable offense to say what
Speaker 5: Pete said.
Speaker 6: It's a slip of the tongue.
Speaker 2: And there's been with it's blowing in my fat.
Speaker 6: Right, exactly right. Mistakes happen, yeah, correct. Shouldn't lose your job.
Speaker 5: Over a simple mistake, right, sauce? No, man, what else.
Speaker 6: Shouldn't you do?
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Speaker 2: Did you guys think that Justin Jefferson was going to
Speaker 2: drop seventy five f bomps when Miles Price caught that touchdown? Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a part of you that you know, all of
Speaker 2: us here who do this job, who are always on
Speaker 2: the lookout for cuss word. And I was in my
Speaker 2: van listening and I was all puckered up in the steinct.
Speaker 2: I was so worried he was gonna go half half
Speaker 2: half Yeah, but he didn't. That was a cool catch,
Speaker 2: though it deserved a couple of It was a cool moment.
Speaker 2: That was so cool. I love when they when coaches
Speaker 2: doing that. I I, oh, it's so much fun, so
Speaker 2: much fun. I love football, man, I just love it.
Speaker 5: It's the best.
Speaker 2: I just love it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's the last Saturday without college football, hogs Daddy
Speaker 7: this Saturday.
Speaker 2: No, I know it. How did How did Louis like
Speaker 2: Vikings football? Because I know that I was like, I mean,
Speaker 2: he was with us, you know, last year obviously, but
Speaker 2: he's really into it.
Speaker 5: This year, right, well, yeah, unless there's we got.
Speaker 7: Him this Mario thing that he really really likes, so
Speaker 7: he he plays with that a lot.
Speaker 2: But I watched it, and you just wait, one of
Speaker 2: these days we're gonna be like louis a plumber and
Speaker 2: we know why. Yeah, correct, Yeah, because he loves himself some.
Speaker 5: Mari He loves Mario. He loves him.
Speaker 2: He loves Mario Lopez.
Speaker 6: He might also just to do mushrooms.
Speaker 7: Yeah he might, yeah, which is I think on the
Speaker 7: same Yeah, yeah, Mario does mushrooms.
Speaker 5: That's my point. He loves Mario's exactly my point.
Speaker 2: Exploited, he loves He doesn't see him as exploitation.
Speaker 6: No, he loves New Jack City, he does.
Speaker 11: But honestly, he loves Mario Lopez. So once he goes
Speaker 11: to the hotel, he just brings on the TV and
Speaker 11: just leaves it there.
Speaker 2: He's like, why do I need to turn away from that?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Correct? Hey, you know back in the day in initials
Speaker 5: used to get mad and kick garbage cans or throw chairs, like, yeah,
Speaker 5: Mario punches bricks. Yeah, maybe Louiso grew up to punch
Speaker 5: bricks just like dad. Yeah, maybe maybe he'll slang bricks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe maybe he's going to what's that little princess
Speaker 2: lady's name, peach. Yeah, you're getting himself some peach.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe I think he might diddle a shag guy.
Speaker 5: About a day and a half ago, saw you tweeted quote,
Speaker 5: JJ is awful.
Speaker 6: Justin Jefferson, No, no, no, and then.
Speaker 5: You follow that up by a tweeting all credit to
Speaker 5: Paul Charchion. JJ is battling Wentz for the backup QB spot,
Speaker 5: and JJ will be the third string QB.
Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, is he wrong?
Speaker 2: Do you think so?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I think so?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think I think I think week one, JJ
Speaker 7: McCarthy will be the inactive quarterback.
Speaker 6: Because if you had, if you right.
Speaker 7: Now today, let's say they lined everybody up in that
Speaker 7: building and they had to be honest, a unanimous anonymous anonymous,
Speaker 7: not unanimous? Why don't always say that it doesn't matter anonymous?
Speaker 7: A poll, right, and they said Kyler out for two games?
Speaker 7: Who do you want to play? They would all say.
Speaker 5: Carson wins, so it would be unanimous and anonymous, see
Speaker 5: thank you? Yeah, yeah, yeah it's true though, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I he didn't get any help. I'll
Speaker 2: say that he didn't. They did not help him at all. No,
Speaker 2: on Saturday, off side this wrong place here, you see
Speaker 2: the first team offense go out and be crisp, and
Speaker 2: the entire offensive line goes off the field and the
Speaker 2: second offensive line comes on and they look like the
Speaker 2: second offensive line. He didn't get any help. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I hear where you're coming from.
Speaker 7: But Carson looked good with like the third string offensive line.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's the former almost MVP going out and
Speaker 2: playing against third stringers. I'm not looking to give people excuses.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to keep it, you know, I'm just
Speaker 2: parroting what then Lever said.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna light to you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but like what you said the Hogs during the pregame,
Speaker 7: this is an opportunity for him to dominate because he's
Speaker 7: playing second and third string guys.
Speaker 6: By the way, so I'm playing cards and I.
Speaker 5: Got my my AirPods in right, But that's so I'm
Speaker 5: not watching the game because where I was seated it
Speaker 5: wasn't facing a TV. So I'm just like listening to
Speaker 5: the pre game and I'm listening to the game just
Speaker 5: to make sure i know what's going on, because yeah.
Speaker 6: It's pre season.
Speaker 5: I don't have to watch it. I can just take
Speaker 5: the vibe.
Speaker 6: How can I watched it? Toys, I almost I almost
Speaker 6: spit out.
Speaker 5: A zip of coffee when the Sauce was talking pregaming careers, Christ.
Speaker 6: Do you let me talk? Are you gonna talk the
Speaker 6: whole time? And you're like, oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. Here's what I knew, Here's what
Speaker 2: I knew from experience. Here's what I knew from experience, Saucy.
Speaker 2: I knew you were doing the show and also trying
Speaker 2: to parent at the same time, which meant that you
Speaker 2: were kind of halfway in both lives. Yes, and so
Speaker 2: you were trying to make your point, but you're also
Speaker 2: trying to change a diaper or do something rind up
Speaker 2: in from lighting the house on fires, trying to push.
Speaker 7: The Mario okay base he had away because it makes
Speaker 7: all kinds of noise, and I'm like, I'm stiff arming
Speaker 7: the Mario thing and I'm talking into the microphone.
Speaker 6: And he's like dad, dam and I'm like, hold on,
Speaker 6: I know, I think that you know Kyler's gonna be great. No,
Speaker 6: you went through JJ's like entire life story.
Speaker 5: I don't forget we drafted him tenth and then he
Speaker 5: did this, and then we did this, and then we signed.
Speaker 6: Him, and Chris is like, I know, let me talk. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it was This segment was minutes.
Speaker 2: Must and I were looking at each other and our
Speaker 2: eyes were watering.
Speaker 7: It was yeah, I was, uh, yeah, my wife worked,
Speaker 7: so I had Yeah, I was.
Speaker 6: That was the best. That was the best part of
Speaker 6: the whole bit was him yelling at you.
Speaker 7: I kept telling Ten. I'm like, Ten, I'm sorry if
Speaker 7: you hear him in the background, but it's okay that
Speaker 7: we hear him in the care But I but nobody
Speaker 7: thinks I take anything serious. But I take a lot
Speaker 7: of that serious because it's an honor. And as you say, Hawk,
Speaker 7: I get to do that. I don't want you guys
Speaker 7: to think I think it's a joke.
Speaker 6: It's not.
Speaker 7: And we got one more week of it because my
Speaker 7: wife works on Saturday, so there'll be Mario sounds in
Speaker 7: the background as I answered for two seconds.
Speaker 2: You said that he went to Michigan for the third time.
Speaker 5: Just shut up, like we can all read his Wikipedia
Speaker 5: page later.
Speaker 6: Just wrap this thing up.
Speaker 2: Please breastfeed yourself.
Speaker 5: Yeah that it was great, It's good. It's fun.
Speaker 6: Man, that musty back.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Man, he was so nervous.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was texting him. I'm like, he was like, yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm knocking the rst off. I'm like, dude, if that's
Speaker 5: in your head, man, you sound great. It's must Well,
Speaker 5: you guys know what happened, right, No, you don't. Why
Speaker 5: would you know? I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: So and Zach back me up.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 2: It's a big old stadium. And Pa was laid for
Speaker 2: the first segment because he was probably talking to somebody else.
Speaker 7: Yeah, of course, yeah, hey hey, hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 2: Hey Pa, we're on here. Uh so that's one and
Speaker 2: number two they exactly, they go number two because he's
Speaker 2: out with Louis.
Speaker 6: Oh, couldn't find the press box?
Speaker 2: Could he not find it?
Speaker 6: Do you know? Is that what happened?
Speaker 11: Well, there's just a lot of early season miscommunication.
Speaker 6: Well sure you never know.
Speaker 7: O'lock is right, I guess been the same time for
Speaker 7: three years.
Speaker 11: Yeah, so I went, I found him and yeah he
Speaker 11: was a little late as well.
Speaker 2: Did you have to? And again, I love you, Alick,
Speaker 2: if you're out there and you're probably not listening, I
Speaker 2: love you. But you have to grab him by the
Speaker 2: shirt collar because every person he sees he knows, and
Speaker 2: he starts having a conversation. Meanwhile, Tenna's going, is he there?
Speaker 12: Is?
Speaker 5: There?
Speaker 2: Is? You got to escort him to the press box.
Speaker 5: And historically he's the only person on the planet that
Speaker 5: cannot find every stadium's press box, correct, right, was it?
Speaker 6: And you you've been to almost every stadium Christian ever.
Speaker 5: Of them are like labyrinths, right, some of them are
Speaker 5: not super easy. But that's why you got to give
Speaker 5: yourself an extra ten or fifteen minutes to make.
Speaker 6: Sure you get there.
Speaker 2: Every time I find him. Looks like he just remembered
Speaker 2: that he had to do that, right.
Speaker 5: And he sprinted from the other side of the stadium,
Speaker 5: which is probably three quarters of a mile if you.
Speaker 7: Go all the way around which stadium did he either not?
Speaker 7: Did he not get into one of them? Because they
Speaker 7: did they thought his press he didn't.
Speaker 2: Ever press at all. Yeah, that was early in the
Speaker 2: in his career. Yeah, he didn't have the right stuff
Speaker 2: and he couldn't get in.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So yeah, did you find him in the in the
Speaker 2: print press box? Is that where you found him?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 11: And actually it was really right down the hall actually
Speaker 11: that Mett Life Stadium press box is super nice and
Speaker 11: right next to the where the radio boots are, and yeah,
Speaker 11: he was talking to somebody.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he.
Speaker 2: Always gives you great stuff once he gets in there.
Speaker 5: He's the best.
Speaker 2: I love him, but you just want to you know.
Speaker 2: I told him, I'm like, if we tell him that
Speaker 2: his segment is technically before the show starts, do you
Speaker 2: think you'll get there on time?
Speaker 6: It's like, you know what you do with your wife.
Speaker 5: It's like, hey, if you have to leave at eleven,
Speaker 5: you got to tell her that you should leave at
Speaker 5: ten thirty, correct, and then she'll be ready by eleven.
Speaker 2: So by the second segment, PA been late and al
Speaker 2: l good start.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I had to tap dance the first couple he.
Speaker 2: Had the he had the meat sweat's going. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: he was great. He sounded great, man, I know.
Speaker 7: And then the fourth third segment, he just heard JJ
Speaker 7: McCarthy's Wikipedia Mario sounds in the background.
Speaker 5: It's the most.
Speaker 6: Barrero Hawks ever sounded. Christ Yeah, it was very Barrero, like, yes,
Speaker 6: you're a filibuster leader. Would you shut up?
Speaker 5: All right?
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Speaker 2: Carson wentz Man in a different universe, he's like won
Speaker 2: three Super Bowls.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yep, you know, yep. He doesn't get hurt now.
Speaker 2: He's like watching him right now. He's so much bigger
Speaker 2: than everybody else on the field. He's just a giant.
Speaker 2: He's got every attribute do you want from a cornerbacks.
Speaker 7: Unbelievable hockey is literally rewatching the game. It's on NFL Network, right.
Speaker 2: I was only able to listen because I was backstage
Speaker 2: getting ready for the show, so I was only able
Speaker 2: to listen.
Speaker 5: So now I'm putting the pieces to go.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 5: Yea, that wasn't passive for us. The Vikings did win
Speaker 5: thirteen to ten over the Giants, and that matters because
Speaker 5: I believe they were one and a half point favorites
Speaker 5: on DraftKings. So good teams win, great teams covered.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he knows that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Rossie knows that. Kyler Murray absolutely lit it up
Speaker 5: two of three for ten yards. Yeah, how about that.
Speaker 5: Jamal Adams left on a cart and he had a
Speaker 5: non contact injury. The initial exam was quote not good.
Speaker 5: That was Kevin O'Connell right after the game, and then
Speaker 5: yesterday they said he.
Speaker 6: Is done for the year.
Speaker 2: It sucks for about one hundred reasons. You don't want
Speaker 2: to ask you guys, remind me this if I forget.
Speaker 2: Ben mentioned either on the podcast with Brilliant Sion on
Speaker 2: this show, he mentioned some people's bodies just can't handle it,
Speaker 2: and I thought that was a fascinating thing. I didn't
Speaker 2: get to follow up. But like some people's cartilage and
Speaker 2: joints and such like that can't handle not only the contact,
Speaker 2: but in some ways the amount of muscle you put on.
Speaker 2: And I think it might just be how you're born,
Speaker 2: your DNA, what's in your system, who you are, that
Speaker 2: maybe doesn't allow your body to be able to handle
Speaker 2: sports like football. And I'm not saying yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: Jamal Adams had a long, long you know, but what
Speaker 2: we saw was him just not even misstep, his body
Speaker 2: just gave out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, I hate that.
Speaker 2: I also wonder if that's what he was referring to,
Speaker 2: that some people's cartilage and stuff like that can't handle
Speaker 2: the physical active football.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I also think sometimes when like this happens, you try
Speaker 5: to find out why when it there might not be
Speaker 5: a reason, right, Like, like you said, he was just running.
Speaker 5: This is a non contact injury. He just like he
Speaker 5: stumbles running around and it just something in his knee
Speaker 5: gave out. So I would argue this has nothing to
Speaker 5: do with football, right, This is just running. So this
Speaker 5: could have happened playing pickleball, This could have happened running
Speaker 5: around a track, who knows. So just totally totally unfortunate
Speaker 5: for a guy that probably would have had a relatively
Speaker 5: big role on the team. It looked like he had
Speaker 5: a shot to have a big role. So do we
Speaker 5: think in any way, shape or form, this impacts Harrison
Speaker 5: Smith's decision because some people thought he was coming back
Speaker 5: either way.
Speaker 6: Other people were a little more skeptical. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think it does.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it does because if Harrison Smith came back,
Speaker 5: my guess is he would have been a starter anyway. Right,
Speaker 5: It's not like Harrison's coming back to be a backup,
Speaker 5: So it's not like the role is open so now
Speaker 5: he can come back.
Speaker 6: He was coming back on his own terms, right, I
Speaker 6: don't know.
Speaker 7: Yeah, And I think the Miami rookie safety is banged
Speaker 7: up as well. So yeah, there's a pretty big size
Speaker 7: hole in the safety room.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a hole in my heart and it can
Speaker 6: only be filled by you me.
Speaker 2: There's a man sized wreath.
Speaker 6: Oh that's kind of interview.
Speaker 5: I still can't believe they thought Gary Sharon should be
Speaker 5: the lead of Van Halen.
Speaker 2: Ye know, it was weird that Sam Haygar's lead singer
Speaker 2: Van Halen too, because you know, David's the right singer
Speaker 2: Van Halen.
Speaker 5: It's just weird. But I'll get over it.
Speaker 6: Can you tell me you've only had forty years? It's
Speaker 6: it's right around the corner.
Speaker 7: You'll get So did David Lee Roth leave for like
Speaker 7: a solo career?
Speaker 2: Yeah? They got pissed at each other and it's hard
Speaker 2: to tolerate David. And I'm just a fan. Yeah, why
Speaker 2: is that he is? Imagine Pa with long hair, well played,
Speaker 2: just get it.
Speaker 6: I love you, well played.
Speaker 5: I read you now that now that PA's got like
Speaker 5: the the Silver Fox look going, I think if he
Speaker 5: had really long hair, he would look a little bit
Speaker 5: like sir Ian McKellan and Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I could see that.
Speaker 5: And I do think he would wear a long white
Speaker 5: robe and carry his staff around.
Speaker 2: I think he would look a lot like Noah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well play. Look Steve Carelling in uh hand, don't
Speaker 5: tell me, don't tell me, uh something? Almighty. His character's
Speaker 5: name Bruce. It was Evan seven, Almighty, Evin Baxter. It's
Speaker 5: got there. Jesus, give me a break. Get off my back, dude,
Speaker 5: come on, give me a break. It took me three seconds.
Speaker 5: It wasn't that bad job.
Speaker 6: He gave me a weird at him. No, it was
Speaker 6: your allergy filled eyes that were staring at me.
Speaker 7: Oh, I'm sorry for my allergy. Nothing triggers people like
Speaker 7: my allergies.
Speaker 6: In terms of what we like.
Speaker 7: My sneezing causes people to scream at I can't.
Speaker 6: I wish I could help. But I wish I didn't
Speaker 6: have allergies.
Speaker 7: I wish my eyes weren't rubbed raw because they were
Speaker 7: so allergic. I wish I wish I was a little
Speaker 7: bit taller. I wish I was a baller all the time.
Speaker 7: And nothing makes people more mad than my sneeze.
Speaker 5: Oh that's not true. Did you guys see one of
Speaker 5: the coolest things I've seen in a long time. Look,
Speaker 5: we're at the point now where I think most of
Speaker 5: this show, except for John Bonus, doesn't give two f's
Speaker 5: about baseball.
Speaker 6: But god dang, that Josh.
Speaker 5: Bias thing was unfreaking believable.
Speaker 6: It was awesome. Yeah, the Chris, I don't know if
Speaker 6: you know anything.
Speaker 2: I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 5: Yeah, hypothetically, So twenty three year old kid for the
Speaker 5: Saint Louis Cardinals, he's well, I'll just get.
Speaker 6: How about this for perspective?
Speaker 5: According to ESPN, he is the fourth best Cardinals prospect,
Speaker 5: ninety third.
Speaker 6: Best in Major League Baseball.
Speaker 5: I think a lot of people think we should look
Speaker 5: at the rankings a little bit differently after what he
Speaker 5: did on Saturday. Saturday, the very first pitchy sees in
Speaker 5: the majors, Effene crushes it, and I mean a monster
Speaker 5: home run. And the smile on his face, the smirk
Speaker 5: on his face is like, oh, there's plenty more where
Speaker 5: that came. Like, I've never seen a kid look so confident.
Speaker 5: There was no shock, there was no surprise. It was
Speaker 5: just like, go f yourself ball. It was such a
Speaker 5: swagger field like jot to first.
Speaker 6: It was freaking awesome.
Speaker 5: He's got thirty family members in the crowd at Wrigley
Speaker 5: by the way, Yeah, Wrigley Field. His family's losing their mind,
Speaker 5: all right, cool first pitch, monster home run.
Speaker 6: But then it goes on.
Speaker 5: To be historic because he is now the first player
Speaker 5: in the history of baseball to have three home runs
Speaker 5: in his first three major league at bats, one to right,
Speaker 5: one to center, one to left. I think he hit
Speaker 5: them all, but by the fourth or fifth, any right,
Speaker 5: it was like his first three at bats, Yeah, crush
Speaker 5: three home runs. The place was losing their minds. And
Speaker 5: I know a lot of people posted the Memphis Redbirds
Speaker 5: were his minor league team, and his former squad was
Speaker 5: watching him on TV.
Speaker 6: They're losing their minds in the club.
Speaker 5: When he bashes home runs, it was so cool. This
Speaker 5: guy is a killer. Apparently he was leading the miners
Speaker 5: and home runs in June, so just a couple of
Speaker 5: months ago for Memphis, he had a four.
Speaker 6: Home run game.
Speaker 5: Wow, are we sure he's the ninety third best prospect
Speaker 5: in baseball?
Speaker 6: It's great? We sure, Yeah, we're sure he's not a
Speaker 6: little higher than that.
Speaker 5: Like, we know nothing about minor league baseball, right, no
Speaker 5: sight unseen.
Speaker 6: I bet a billion dollars.
Speaker 5: There aren't ninety two guys better than him in the miners.
Speaker 6: No way. Yeah, somebody needs to redo that list. What
Speaker 6: a freak.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and even again, I know nothing about baseball.
Speaker 6: I'm not Tom Emanski. You look at the way he swings.
Speaker 5: It is a jackpot, monster home run swing. It looks
Speaker 5: so repeatable. I'm like, this kid looks like he's just
Speaker 5: gonna crush for like a secade. It does a monster
Speaker 5: home run swing. Man, it would be sweet if we
Speaker 5: just saw like day one, a future Hall of Famer
Speaker 5: puts this on his resume and the first day he
Speaker 5: ever plays never been done. Three for three, three home runs,
Speaker 5: beauty of baseball. Though yesterday all for five to three strikeouts.
Speaker 5: Who cares, right, but I know, but it's swing away, Meryl.
Speaker 5: It's the best, man.
Speaker 6: It was so cool. It was a sweet moment.
Speaker 5: It really was so awesome.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and again at Wrigley. I know you can do
Speaker 5: that anywhere and it would be historic, but to do
Speaker 5: it Cardinals and Cubs have a monster rivalry.
Speaker 6: To do it at Wrigley.
Speaker 10: Three for three Yeah, and anytime you're the first person
Speaker 10: in baseball history to do anything, it's pretty absurd. Oh yeah,
Speaker 10: they've been playing it since Slavery days.
Speaker 5: Basically, it's not wrong, right, It's not wrong, which is
Speaker 5: weird to think about it.
Speaker 6: Like when you think.
Speaker 5: About baseball, is you know what, twenty years after the
Speaker 5: Civil War? That doesn't seem right, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 5: Like those seem like they should be one hundred years apart,
Speaker 5: but it's like it's like twenty years, Like twenty years there,
Speaker 5: just like all right, cool, now we got that war
Speaker 5: over with, Let's play a little ball.
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's play at ball.
Speaker 2: Some of the guys in those old baseball cards are
Speaker 2: still pissed.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, Ty Cobb was pissed.
Speaker 6: Due you're gonna see it on their face. And a
Speaker 6: lot of those a.
Speaker 5: Lot of those guys were nicknamed Whitey.
Speaker 6: A lot of guys in.
Speaker 5: The Whitey Thompson, Whitey Jenkins, and like, we know what side.
Speaker 6: You were on. Play a little ball, Get out there
Speaker 6: in left field.
Speaker 2: Come on, your name's Whitey, Whitey.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Rosie the days they played a real ball, Rosy.
Speaker 5: For real Whitey Whitey, all right, leading off, leading off,
Speaker 5: get out there a caspper. God damn it, Powder batted
Speaker 5: clean up that aw that movie, I think exactly one time. Same.
Speaker 5: It's a little disturbed. Wonder if it holds up. I
Speaker 5: know it's what. It's weird when a movie has no
Speaker 5: cultural impact and is literally forgotten.
Speaker 2: No weird, but we all know who powder is when
Speaker 2: you say it.
Speaker 5: If you if you live through it, we all remember it.
Speaker 5: But if you didn't live through it, nobody mentions it.
Speaker 5: It's never on TV. I've never seen it on any
Speaker 5: streaming service. If it is, it's buried somewhere, right.
Speaker 6: It just it's almost like it doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: Wasn't that Samuel L. Jackson's first movie.
Speaker 5: I don't think he was allowed to do that at
Speaker 5: I actually think it was what Sean Patrick Flannery right,
Speaker 5: it was the Boone Dock Saints guy, one of the
Speaker 5: two uh lead Boon Dock Saints along with Norman ritis Yeah,
Speaker 5: saw it once, Yes.
Speaker 2: With ice Cube and the Leader.
Speaker 5: It's crazy, Yeah, hollywoods guy. What really matters is next
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Speaker 2: I can just tell you guys right now, if you
Speaker 2: haven't been to a concert at the Ledge and you
Speaker 2: want to go someplace that feels like you're in a
Speaker 2: different country all of a sudden, or a different city,
Speaker 2: like I've never been to Red Rocks. It's I'm sure
Speaker 2: it's nothing like that. But this outdoor Amphitheater the Ledge
Speaker 2: in Wade Park, it's just freaking beautiful. Man, isn't it great?
Speaker 2: Like it big but it's small at the same time,
Speaker 2: the stage is enormous, the area for the fans just
Speaker 2: and everything like that. The sound in there was great.
Speaker 2: I just I was knocked out.
Speaker 6: How do you beat outdoor music? Right? It sounds great.
Speaker 2: It was just awesome.
Speaker 5: Because Minnesota is loaded with good outdoor and indoor music manues,
Speaker 5: We're stacked and packed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the lunch felt like big enough to support big old, big,
Speaker 2: big old acts, but not so big that you'll get
Speaker 2: lost in it, you know, I don't know. It was
Speaker 2: just fun. That's a super fun show. And thanks to
Speaker 2: thirty Especial and everybody fair letting us play that show, that.
Speaker 5: Was just super cool. That's sweet, dude, super cool man,
Speaker 5: super cool.
Speaker 2: Every now and again, I get a day where I
Speaker 2: get to go out and pretend I'm the guy I
Speaker 2: always wanted to be. It's super fun, super fun. And
Speaker 2: then I come home and play out the kiddie litter
Speaker 2: and you're like, Okay, that's cool, this is good. I
Speaker 2: got a regular. Enough's fun. But man, for sixty minutes
Speaker 2: today I try to make him believe it was fine.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what else.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 2: Thirty eight Special still rocks, man. I love those old songs.
Speaker 2: There's just something about rock and roll. You can't do
Speaker 2: anything about it.
Speaker 5: How many original members are still alive and still on
Speaker 5: the band.
Speaker 2: Live, I don't know. One still in the band was
Speaker 2: the lead singer, which is the guy to have. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: she sang exactly like you did in the nineteen eighties.
Speaker 2: He sounded like it was nineteen eighty and god, they
Speaker 2: got so many hits. But here's here's something that's interesting, Corey.
Speaker 2: I spend a lot of time on stage and it's
Speaker 2: a lot of people jumping up and down, being sweaty, right,
Speaker 2: and it's fun. And then you go play a stage
Speaker 2: like that and it's seated and people are sitting there
Speaker 2: and you're like, am I connecting with these people at all?
Speaker 2: Or are they sitting because they're bored, you know? Or
Speaker 2: are they respecting the people behind them? Yeah, it's the
Speaker 2: weird thing. And then they, you know, they got up
Speaker 2: at the end of and we're cheering and having a
Speaker 2: good time. So that's cool, that's fun. And then when
Speaker 2: thirty eight Special came out, they were sitting and I'm like, okay, God,
Speaker 2: it wasn't just me, It wasn't just that's good, but damn.
Speaker 6: That is the sign of an older crowd for sure.
Speaker 5: And I'm not ripping them because again, I'm forty six
Speaker 5: and I've said.
Speaker 6: This for years. I love a good seated accouncer.
Speaker 2: I couldn't agree more.
Speaker 6: Twenty years ago, I was in the pit.
Speaker 5: I was doing crowdsurfing, stage diving, all that garbage.
Speaker 6: I'm in the pit. I'm in the circle pit. Who cares?
Speaker 5: Now, It's like now, I'd rather be in a you know, yeah,
Speaker 5: a love sack bean bag in my basement.
Speaker 6: You're watching it via stream.
Speaker 2: You've known me more than half your life.
Speaker 6: M h.
Speaker 2: I get a little desperate to please, and so I
Speaker 2: have this this mechanism inside me that says they're sitting down,
Speaker 2: work harder. And I have to reel that in, man,
Speaker 2: because I have to reel it in, because man, the
Speaker 2: the the desire to go like me, stand up, have
Speaker 2: fun is there. Luckily, I think I control it on that.
Speaker 12: Well.
Speaker 5: You know, there are some musicians, Chris, and I'm not
Speaker 5: going to name names. Some musicians will stop their best
Speaker 5: song midway through and yell at the crowd if they're
Speaker 5: not standing up and not quote losing their bleeping minds.
Speaker 5: Now again, I'm not going to name names. That's not
Speaker 5: who I am. Yeah, thank you for not doing that.
Speaker 5: I'm not going to reference that. It was a first
Speaker 5: to have show about fifteen years ago and thirty seconds
Speaker 5: to Mars happened to be there.
Speaker 6: I'm not no, I'm not naming No, You're not no.
Speaker 5: Because think of the ego you'd have to have, Chris,
Speaker 5: if you had been like on Saturday night, if you've been.
Speaker 6: Like, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa? Stop stop stop
Speaker 6: stop stop right?
Speaker 5: Why aren't you Waite Park, Why aren't you you losing
Speaker 5: your bleeping minds? Can you imagine the ego you would
Speaker 5: have to have, imagine to do something like that, to
Speaker 5: think you're that important.
Speaker 6: That's a great point.
Speaker 5: Imagine. I'm not going to name names. No, I appreciate you,
Speaker 5: not me, but I will name two names, doctor Mark
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Speaker 2: That's right, baby.
Speaker 5: Over the weekend, Carl Anthony Towns and Jordan Woods got
Speaker 5: married in Malibu, Star studded, Chalomey was there, Ben Stiller
Speaker 5: was there, Michael b Jordan was there, Dusty Bond.
Speaker 2: Did you just say the Big Cat married James Woods?
Speaker 5: Sure, which is really against James Woods's brand?
Speaker 6: Yeah, if you know his brand.
Speaker 2: I hope it wasn't against his will.
Speaker 6: I don't think so.
Speaker 5: Justin Bieber was in attendance. A whole bunch of Cat's
Speaker 5: current and former teammates there. Wow, that Jordan Woods and
Speaker 5: Karl Anthony Towns.
Speaker 6: What are your cats having?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 6: They might still. Are they still in Paris? No?
Speaker 11: He was.
Speaker 10: He was like in the Philippines or something. I swear
Speaker 10: he was freestyle and.
Speaker 6: Paraphrasing here, but he said bleep Nike. Yeah that's what
Speaker 6: he said basically.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, that doesn't.
Speaker 6: Seem he got into it. Have you guys ever seen
Speaker 6: Harry Mack on Instagram?
Speaker 2: I always send it back. I'm like this guy, Harry.
Speaker 6: Most incredible freestyler I've ever seen.
Speaker 5: Oh that guy?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you show me that guy before.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Better than yep, dude on the eight miles.
Speaker 6: Yep, better than b Rabbit by a mile.
Speaker 2: Man. I saw something. The son up a bit where
Speaker 2: they put I didn't remember what they put over.
Speaker 6: Oh it was a.
Speaker 2: Do you guys there's the money lending commercial.
Speaker 6: Yeah, J G. Wentworth. I've seen that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's one of the funniest mashups.
Speaker 6: Of all time.
Speaker 2: Almost pissed myself.
Speaker 5: I left.
Speaker 2: I watched it maybe one hundred times. I've never seen
Speaker 2: it because they worked out so perfectly. Everybody's credit for.
Speaker 5: So it's fantastic. That is, it's so good. So about
Speaker 5: once a week the internet is good for about seven minutes.
Speaker 5: The rest of the time, it's killing our brain cells
Speaker 5: in rotting society. But why not, right?
Speaker 6: What really matters is this.
Speaker 2: I saw another thing and I gotta remember what page
Speaker 2: it was, Corey, But there's this one where actual roses
Speaker 2: running and he trips and he lands on his knee
Speaker 2: and he goes, oh, and they put all the different
Speaker 2: things together and then at the end he's going like,
Speaker 2: somebody wasted a lot of time.
Speaker 5: You know, if we're going around the room staying ten
Speaker 5: seconds clips that we thought that were cool, that they're
Speaker 5: wasting everybody's time, I'll waste your ten seconds telling you
Speaker 5: the story. I saw an animated clip of Michael's stipe
Speaker 5: at a restaurant. Oh brilliant. Ye, same guy, It's the
Speaker 5: same bit, okay. And so it's Michael Stipe of Rim
Speaker 5: sitting in the corner of a restaurant. He's in a
Speaker 5: booth by himself, and the caption reads something like when
Speaker 5: Michael Stipe's buddy walks in and is trying to find
Speaker 5: him at a restaurant and Michael's it's the isolated vocals.
Speaker 6: He's pointing at himself and he just goes, that's me
Speaker 6: in the corner, brilliant.
Speaker 5: It's so good.
Speaker 6: I'm like, somebody has way too much time. But it
Speaker 6: made me laugh, so I'm like, all right, mission accomplished.
Speaker 2: There was a one where Billy from Smashion pupkins the
Speaker 2: kid from.
Speaker 5: I've Seen Yeah Today, when they argued about what today
Speaker 5: was a good day. It was ice Cube right, today
Speaker 5: today was a good day versus Billy Corgan because he
Speaker 5: was saying today is the greatest.
Speaker 2: And then suddenly the kid from the band goes, wait
Speaker 2: till to Matt's.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 6: People have a lot of sparitime.
Speaker 5: Your turn yours.
Speaker 6: What really matters is this.
Speaker 2: Every time a Habsburg monarch would move into a palace,
Speaker 2: they would redecorate it and put the old furnishings in storage.
Speaker 2: So now that Austrian state owns one hundred and sixty
Speaker 2: thousand pieces of furniture.
Speaker 5: Hey, can you say the first name again, Habsburg? Isn't
Speaker 5: that the bad guy from Naked Gun? Did they name
Speaker 5: that guy the same thing on purpose?
Speaker 2: That would be a profit kind of thing to do,
Speaker 2: wouldn't it.
Speaker 5: I'm almost positive that's the bad guy from one of
Speaker 5: the Naked Guns.
Speaker 2: The guy who was in prison though in the Smithlin.
Speaker 6: Right, Quentin Habsburg, you have a p Was this a
Speaker 6: bee or a piece?
Speaker 2: This is a bee? This is a bee?
Speaker 5: Okay, so yeah, it's closely. I wonder if that's this.
Speaker 5: I wonder if pat Proft did that on purpose.
Speaker 2: That would be a very pat proftying thing to do.
Speaker 5: With that interesting naked if that name just stands out,
Speaker 5: because that's the only time I'd ever heard it was
Speaker 5: from Naked Gun.
Speaker 6: Naked Gun two and a half.
Speaker 2: Brilliant. Every one of.
Speaker 5: Those, yeah, thirty third, they all have their moments and
Speaker 5: they're all again the what is the bit? What is
Speaker 5: the bit that Drebbon says where him and Priscilla Presley
Speaker 5: are standing on that balcony.
Speaker 6: God, what is that line?
Speaker 5: We've praised it so many times and now I'm completely
Speaker 5: blanking in what he says. God, dang it. Hang on,
Speaker 5: talk amongst yourselves. Rhode Island either a rhode or an island?
Speaker 5: Discuss I like turtles. Yeah, I've never been there.
Speaker 2: Uh, Giuseppe is a cool name.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that is a cool name.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, something something about six feet big mustard. That's
Speaker 5: a big mustache.
Speaker 6: What's the seventh again?
Speaker 7: I had a mustache about six feet yeah, yeah, this
Speaker 7: is through the phone, but still last time.
Speaker 5: Caucasian.
Speaker 6: Caucasian.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, a white guy with a mustache about
Speaker 4: six foot three.
Speaker 6: Big mustache.
Speaker 5: It's so good, big musk, it's so good. Man.
Speaker 10: There's something like that every three seconds in those movies.
Speaker 6: That''s brilliant.
Speaker 5: It's the best man delivery.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's anughly big mustache.
Speaker 5: That scene where him and that one guy are trading
Speaker 5: thirty or forty dollars back and forth to give each
Speaker 5: other information. Every time I see a clip from from
Speaker 5: Naked Gun, all I want to do is text pat
Speaker 5: prof and go did you write that? Because obviously they
Speaker 5: had a writing team, right, there were a handful was
Speaker 5: that your joke?
Speaker 6: Was that your joke?
Speaker 5: Because most of them are Pat had a hand in
Speaker 5: almost all of them. Kind of you that you'd go
Speaker 5: through with that though. Yeah, it's really tough to reach
Speaker 5: out to a guy like Pat. It's a it's a
Speaker 5: lot of effort on my part to email him, ortection
Speaker 5: him and ask him something nice.
Speaker 6: It's not easy.
Speaker 5: Inside jokes.
Speaker 6: It's pretty brave of me to do that.
Speaker 5: I did.
Speaker 6: I did.
Speaker 5: It was tough.
Speaker 2: I helped me out for Andrew out there, who's listening?
Speaker 2: Who does help me make it to today? What's the
Speaker 2: comedian's name? Henry Phillips, Henry Phillips out there, Henry Phillips.
Speaker 6: Great, blown away by how much we love that.
Speaker 5: Henry's Kitchen, I believe is the online series that makes
Speaker 5: us laugh every time.
Speaker 2: What a great concept. Yeah, he's so good.
Speaker 7: And it's awful like he made like it was it
Speaker 7: like chilly, and he burnt it, burned it and it's
Speaker 7: like a few smash beans.
Speaker 6: In a pad because it's a terrible cook.
Speaker 5: The instructions are brutal, and when he's waiting for it
Speaker 5: to be done, that's when the song helped me make.
Speaker 6: It through the night.
Speaker 10: Plays because he's so depressed and so bored, lonely, brilliant.
Speaker 6: Guy's great my term.
Speaker 5: Yeah. The Vikings host the Ravens for joint practices a
Speaker 5: couple of days this week, and then we'll host the
Speaker 5: Ravens on Saturday for preseason game number two. Right here
Speaker 5: in the fan. The Vikings are two and a half
Speaker 5: point favorites on DraftKings. I have no inside information on this,
Speaker 5: but my guess is we have seen the end of
Speaker 5: Kyler Murray for the preseason, which is again what I
Speaker 5: can't wait to ask Ben Leeber about in twenty three minutes.
Speaker 5: That's the one thing I will never understand as a
Speaker 5: guy that never played football.
Speaker 6: I didn't play the game. You don't have to text me, Chris,
Speaker 6: I never played.
Speaker 5: But I just don't understand the value in handing the
Speaker 5: ball off about six times, throwing it three times, and that's.
Speaker 6: Your entire preseason. Yeah, but I don't it to me.
Speaker 5: It's you're you're risking a lot for almost nothing, Like
Speaker 5: Kyler didn't learn anything, So like, what what is it
Speaker 5: that he quote needs to learn? Or like what is
Speaker 5: the point? Like all of the what is the what
Speaker 5: do they call it? The like the raid of the
Speaker 5: cadence or the rhythm of the offense. Isn't that what
Speaker 5: training camps more? Yeah, you know, I getting out of
Speaker 5: the huddle to communicate with the coach. You can practice
Speaker 5: all of that at TCO. I just don't quite get.
Speaker 2: It, es ask because this is what Kyler said. Shoot, sorry,
Speaker 2: I thought Kyler said this, and the post game I
Speaker 2: think this is the one. Yeah, I think it's this one.
Speaker 2: It talks about just getting to know and and that's
Speaker 2: not exactly what you're talking about. It kind of refers
Speaker 2: to it.
Speaker 6: Well, you're really just kind of setting in.
Speaker 12: I told got talking about my family this weekend and
Speaker 12: just how everything, you know, spending seven years of once
Speaker 12: a lot and then everything for me has been brand
Speaker 12: new this weekend, you know, from you get on the
Speaker 12: bus with new faces, to travel on airplane, new new playing,
Speaker 12: new seat, new operations, and I'm just you know, really
Speaker 12: embracing what's new for me.
Speaker 5: But yeah, today was a blast man, Today was.
Speaker 2: A glass So maybe there's something to actually being in
Speaker 2: a game situation on a field with a brand new
Speaker 2: team for the first.
Speaker 5: Time, which is interesting because then I guess that answers
Speaker 5: my question that it almost has nothing to do with
Speaker 5: football and everything to do with mentality, right, It's just
Speaker 5: it's just to get you to stop being stressed out
Speaker 5: about the unknown. Sure, but I can't imagine he needs
Speaker 5: ten reps to learn how the offense looks on a
Speaker 5: real football field or what so and so is going
Speaker 5: to do in this Jefferson's not out there like that
Speaker 5: he's got I don't know. We can ask Ben about
Speaker 5: it in twenty minutes. I'm sure he's got a very
Speaker 5: solid take on it.
Speaker 10: Well, didn't Josh Allen basically do that for the New
Speaker 10: Bills stadium, like he wanted to go out there for
Speaker 10: the preseason game, just so it's not the first time
Speaker 10: that he's going out to see the stadium. Like it's
Speaker 10: such a that's getting ripped by the way, is it really?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: You see I sightline.
Speaker 2: Did you guys see the old man completely helmet and
Speaker 2: everything dressed as Josh Allen? Yeah, walking said the new
Speaker 2: stadium forgot put in a park a line. Josh Allen
Speaker 2: has to walk to the stadium old man.
Speaker 11: So good.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I spent a lot of time on the internet.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's a good bit. Oh yeah, good snub all right,
Speaker 5: more of what really matters after this, Ben Leeber in
Speaker 5: twenty minutes.
Speaker 6: This it's the Power Tree Morning Show on the fan.
Speaker 5: From the one eight hundred ask Gary Traffic Center.
Speaker 6: This report is sponsored by Ken's Ryan Heating. Cool.
Speaker 2: Let's get that right. Hey, welcome back to Sleep Torture
Speaker 2: Morning Show. Here we go, Here we are, guys, It's Monday,
Speaker 2: and Ben's on his way here, and he's got things
Speaker 2: to say. He's got hot takes. This is what he's got.
Speaker 2: I've got some good questions for him. I think I'm excited.
Speaker 2: I'm excited football season. We got a Saturday game again
Speaker 2: this week. Then we got a Friday game against Denver. Yeah,
Speaker 2: after that, which I'll be leaving from Las Vegas to
Speaker 2: go there.
Speaker 5: You and I leave a week from Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Very fun, that's fun. We're going to Vegas without you? So, Corey,
Speaker 2: how do you feel about that?
Speaker 6: I feel okay.
Speaker 2: It's like he and I are having a like a honeymoon.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a little I'm a little Vegas doubt.
Speaker 6: I will be super ready to go back to Vegas
Speaker 6: by November.
Speaker 5: I can see that. And then also I'm in the
Speaker 5: Dell's right before that, So I'm like three days in
Speaker 5: the Dell and then four days in Vegas. I'm like,
Speaker 5: that's a lot of tourist traps, even for me, even
Speaker 5: though those are two of my favorite spots in the world. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had to make a.
Speaker 6: What an executive decisions the.
Speaker 2: One, thank you, because the game in Denver on Friday
Speaker 2: night is a seven and my plane wasn't going to
Speaker 2: land out there until two fifty, so I had to
Speaker 2: change it. In Lee Burlers, I'll be leaving during the
Speaker 2: show on Friday. I'll be on the first part of
Speaker 2: the show and then leave from Circa because I got
Speaker 2: to make sure I make it to the stadium on time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 5: Man, Well that's a perfect transition to what I was
Speaker 5: about to bring up anyway, because it is Monday, which
Speaker 5: means I have to mention initials that oh yeah, my contract.
Speaker 5: Yeah by the way, Yeah, thanks man, appreciate it. We
Speaker 5: mentioned we mentioned the wild cards, who were Glenn the Room,
Speaker 5: Greg Sweatberg, and Audra Martin. Greg is that they were
Speaker 5: going to be placed in semi finals based on availability,
Speaker 5: and however, you know, the cards fall, the cards fall,
Speaker 5: it's just how it goes.
Speaker 6: Well based on availability.
Speaker 5: We have some interesting semi final matchups. I'll reveal them later,
Speaker 5: but you guys just mentioned you're going to be in
Speaker 5: Vegas a week from Friday, right, So there were three
Speaker 5: or four people that only had one of the three
Speaker 5: fridays available. So it's like, well, this group has to
Speaker 5: go here, and Sauce and Hawk have to go here,
Speaker 5: and so well, maybe we'll do that in the eight
Speaker 5: o'clock hour. But let's just say I think there's one
Speaker 5: matchup that's slightly easier than the other two. And let's
Speaker 5: just say I think the one that you too are
Speaker 5: in is going to be a gauntlet.
Speaker 6: We'll see, Oh gosh.
Speaker 5: But to win the tournament, you got, yeah, I gotta
Speaker 5: beat the that was you know. Yes, Sauce, you did
Speaker 5: win on Friday against the Sleds. You did, I did.
Speaker 5: I got lucky though, No, you were.
Speaker 2: You were good.
Speaker 6: I got real lucky.
Speaker 2: You were you were good?
Speaker 6: You were Yeah, Bluck wasn't involved. You'd win them all? Yeah, Wolf,
Speaker 6: So alright, ready, more of what really matters.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's go more scores and stats around the world
Speaker 5: of sports, and then Crystal change your life with something else.
Speaker 5: On Friday, the Minnesota Timberwolves announce that they will finally
Speaker 5: retire the number of Kevin Garnett twenty one on February
Speaker 5: twenty eighth against Boston against interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, good, good, good, good for him, a boy
Speaker 2: times something went right for him. It's it's gonna be.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: I think a welcomed homecoming. Wouldn't agree?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean yeah, if one billion percent deserves it?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, many kid me. You know, for a thousand
Speaker 5: stories about how he wasn't the easiest guy to deal with,
Speaker 5: both sometimes as a teammate and definitely as just a
Speaker 5: Wolves employee. But you know that's but that's not why
Speaker 5: people's numbers go in the rafters. It's not necessarily the
Speaker 5: kind of person they were or how they treated other people.
Speaker 5: It was just was he an unbelievable basketball player? And
Speaker 5: it's you know, no offense to Anthony Edwards. So far
Speaker 5: in the thirty seven year history of the Wolves, he's
Speaker 5: hands down the best player we've ever had for an
Speaker 5: extended period of time.
Speaker 6: It's a Hall of famer.
Speaker 5: You know, he's one of the what maybe one of
Speaker 5: the fifty best basketball players that's ever lived.
Speaker 6: Yeah, go in the rafters. Oh yeah, yeah, he's the kid.
Speaker 5: Yeah again, I was fifteen years old when he got drafted,
Speaker 5: and I thought it was the coolest freaking thing that
Speaker 5: had ever happened, because he was the first high schooler
Speaker 5: since what Moses Malone, Yes, sir, and we're like, wow,
Speaker 5: we just took a kid out of high school. And
Speaker 5: you watch the highlight reel and it was these crazy dunks.
Speaker 5: And he looked like he weighed about forty pounds because
Speaker 5: he was all bones, no muscle. So this is it,
Speaker 5: Like the rest of my life, I'm going to watch
Speaker 5: this kid dunk for the Wolves. And he played here
Speaker 5: for what ten? Yeah?
Speaker 6: About ten years? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well here did he get traded lots Stefan oh six,
Speaker 5: six or maybe eleven, maybe twelve at the most eleven
Speaker 5: or twelve years.
Speaker 6: How long did he play for the Wolves?
Speaker 5: Fourteen ninety five through six or oh seven, right somewhere
Speaker 5: in that range.
Speaker 2: Do you think there was one person in Stephan's ear
Speaker 2: that said, come on, man, you need to be the
Speaker 2: man and ruined everything for.
Speaker 6: Us outside of himself. He was traded after the seventh season.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could have just been him, I guess, Yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe it was just Steffan. I think if you got
Speaker 2: him on a light detector. He'd be like huge misteak.
Speaker 7: I mean I think he's I think he has said
Speaker 7: that he really I think so he regrets it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, good, we all do.
Speaker 2: Stefan, Well, I really don't care.
Speaker 5: Well he also exactly for you.
Speaker 10: Guys, also a god, he's Michael Jordan in China, like
Speaker 10: he's he looked like they I think. I don't remember
Speaker 10: if it was him, but I think it was. He
Speaker 10: had a museum at one point, like he's he's literally
Speaker 10: Michael Jordan in China.
Speaker 2: You won a lot of championships.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I think he was one of the He was
Speaker 10: one of the first like prominent people that I remember
Speaker 10: going over there and it becoming a more viable thing rather.
Speaker 5: Than like a shameful thing. How about how about the
Speaker 5: one of the all time butterfly effects sliding door moments
Speaker 5: in the history of Minnesota sports. Of them, there's a
Speaker 5: lot of them, right, instead of well, why did we
Speaker 5: take Johnny Flynn and Ricky Rubio instead of Steph Curry?
Speaker 6: Right, that's a huge one.
Speaker 5: But what if we didn't trade Ray Allen for stefph
Speaker 5: On Marbury and we had Ray Allen and KG day one. Yeah,
Speaker 5: a little bit amazing. You got KG and then one
Speaker 5: of the what maybe the second best shooter in NBA history,
Speaker 5: if not top three or four. Right, Steph's number one,
Speaker 5: but Ray Allen's right in that group behind him. What
Speaker 5: if you have ten to fifteen years of Ray Allen
Speaker 5: Kevin Garnett in their prime. Yeah, jesus, well, even when
Speaker 5: they were a little bit older. That was two thirds
Speaker 5: of the Big three that they exactly and that was
Speaker 5: twelve years older. What if those two had grown up
Speaker 5: playing together and Ray young, Ray Allen used to just
Speaker 5: oh man, he used to be a beast. It wasn't
Speaker 5: just a shoot like he could he could take it
Speaker 5: into get dunk.
Speaker 7: Yeah, man, there's Yukon dunks were sweet. There's so many
Speaker 7: what ifs with that team. For sure, every year that
Speaker 7: they were in the lottery again and there were five
Speaker 7: good players and they'd get the six pick. The Shaquille
Speaker 7: O'Neal here and you know, Christian Lightner is what he is.
Speaker 7: But like, what was it alonzo En Shack in the
Speaker 7: same draft again? Butterfly effect.
Speaker 5: I don't have to explain this, but I'm going to
Speaker 5: because I already started my sentence. Let's say the Wolves
Speaker 5: win the lottery and get Shack. Yeah, he probably doesn't
Speaker 5: stay here very long either, right, just like in Orlando.
Speaker 5: And if we have Shack, guess who we don't ever
Speaker 5: get and Kevin Garnett.
Speaker 6: Or Ant or anybody else. Right, the whole thing changes.
Speaker 3: And.
Speaker 5: You could argue, maybe it changes for the better, maybe
Speaker 5: it changes for the worse. Maybe it's somewhere in between.
Speaker 5: We'll never know. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna play what if game.
Speaker 2: I like this game.
Speaker 6: I love the what if.
Speaker 5: Let's think about like.
Speaker 2: What if Jesse vent Sura doesn't unforgotten?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Correct, then none of us are sitting there, correct, But
Speaker 7: none of us, none of us, none of us.
Speaker 5: It's weird, very weird.
Speaker 6: That's all.
Speaker 5: Life is an infinite series of what ifs. That's why
Speaker 5: if we could still play music what we can't right now,
Speaker 5: we would be playing Creeds.
Speaker 6: What if O great song? Right, that'd be perfect, that
Speaker 6: would be sound what? Yeah, they just deemed that wasn't
Speaker 6: close enough. You're right now the house?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What if I'd been born a lady?
Speaker 5: Oh well, I guess you'd have about a baker's dozen
Speaker 5: kids by now.
Speaker 2: I'd be I have a hard time sitting down every
Speaker 2: part of me stretched out.
Speaker 5: My guess is you would have seen a lot of
Speaker 5: slaughter shows if you know what I mean, and I
Speaker 5: think that you do.
Speaker 6: That's what really is this?
Speaker 2: I get ready, Corey Wilhelm v O I g t
Speaker 2: listen to what this sum bitch pulled off. A broke,
Speaker 2: unemployed German shoemaker bought a used army captain's uniform in
Speaker 2: nineteen oh six. He used it to commandeer a squad
Speaker 2: of real soldiers off the street by convincing him that
Speaker 2: he was their captain, marched them to the town hall,
Speaker 2: arrested the mayor, and walked off of the entire municipal
Speaker 2: treasury before anybody realized he wasn't in the army.
Speaker 6: Unbelievable.
Speaker 5: That is a heist.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's like something that like Peter Griffin would do
Speaker 8: in a summer story from damn guy That sounds made
Speaker 8: up oho.
Speaker 5: Some Anyway, The case was exploited for British propaganda and
Speaker 5: German military militarism, but the the German people overwhelmingly considered
Speaker 5: Voic's exploit to be both clever and hilarious.
Speaker 2: How could it not be?
Speaker 5: He went on to be a folk hero, although the
Speaker 5: boy was caught and served twenty months in prison.
Speaker 6: Seems like it should be more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did he keep the money?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 5: He was sentenced to prison for a total of twenty
Speaker 5: five years for thefts, forgery and burglary. This is like
Speaker 5: Frank Abagnail Junior from to Catch Me or a Catch Time.
Speaker 5: I said to catch a pretor catch me if you can.
Speaker 5: Long before Frank Abagnail Junior was even born. The longest
Speaker 5: sentence he had was a fifteen year conviction for an
Speaker 5: unsuccessful burglary of a court cashier's office. Wow died at the.
Speaker 6: Age of seventy two in nineteen twenty two.
Speaker 2: Or did he?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah? Or did he still with us?
Speaker 5: I think how much easier it would have been to
Speaker 5: pull off hests and ruses back in the day. Well, yeah,
Speaker 5: you just throw on an officer's uniform and just march
Speaker 5: to city Hall and say I'm the captain.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm the captain, now the best. Hey, Saucy, yes, sir.
Speaker 2: Side note, Sorry, Corey, I listen to this. I gotta
Speaker 2: remember to tell you this because Ben'll be here minut
Speaker 2: We're gonna be all football. If you're asking yourself do
Speaker 2: I really need another Charles Manson documentary series?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did you watch it yet?
Speaker 9: I have not.
Speaker 2: It's on Netflix. Yeah, it's called The Manson Tapes. Here's
Speaker 2: why you need to watch it. They speak to actual
Speaker 2: Manson women now, and every one of them looks like
Speaker 2: somebody you'd see at Costco.
Speaker 6: You can't believe I'll put your hand down.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I don't know if I want to be
Speaker 2: brothers with the Charlie. But you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm not sure that's an appropriate thing to say. You know,
Speaker 2: I'm but it's so crazy. These are grandmas. These are
Speaker 2: everyday women that you would never know. We're part of
Speaker 2: the Manson family. And that's all they do in this documentary.
Speaker 2: By the way, they play some tapes of Charlie that
Speaker 2: I'd never heard before. He's dead, but these women on
Speaker 2: camera are like, Yeah, I was lonely and I ran
Speaker 2: away from home and he just made me feel like
Speaker 2: I mattered and so I became a part of his family.
Speaker 2: And the years are grandmas. It's the craziest thing, man.
Speaker 2: They were part of the Manson family. And they do
Speaker 2: a really good job, you know, in a really bad
Speaker 2: way of reminding you what the hell happened at the
Speaker 2: very beginning. So you don't like these people too much,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Right, not a lot of sympathy for him.
Speaker 2: Because what they did to those people is even worse
Speaker 2: than I remember.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, they literally slaughtered they did.
Speaker 6: Yes, it'scerated.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's been how many years? Sixty years? And one
Speaker 2: of the police officers they talked to cried again on camera.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because of what he saw. Yeah, all right, we'll
Speaker 6: watch it.
Speaker 5: It's it's worth.
Speaker 2: Watching, man, Okay, it's worth watching. You'll be like, I
Speaker 2: can't believe that lady was part of the Manson family.
Speaker 7: That looks like she lives next door to me. And
Speaker 7: the one on the uh, there's this review I'm reading
Speaker 7: of it. That woman is in the one that you
Speaker 7: and I watched was a Peacock where that guy had
Speaker 7: all those like unheard interviews, like Manson would talk to
Speaker 7: him in prison.
Speaker 6: Yeah right, yeah, this yeah, this woman.
Speaker 5: Yeah, how many times are you going to raise your
Speaker 5: hand while you're sitting on the couch watching it.
Speaker 7: With kel oh, say this woman for hawk? Yeah, this
Speaker 7: woman for sure, every single one? Yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah,
Speaker 7: he would as he would say he ain't busy. Do
Speaker 7: they seem to have regrets or not?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, some of them do it, a lot of them. Yeah, no,
Speaker 6: they all do.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I haven't.
Speaker 6: Seen this documentary, so I can't.
Speaker 2: And I get the idea that they're surprised that they
Speaker 2: were ever that person, which you know, obviously on a
Speaker 2: much different level. I can look back at nineteen year
Speaker 2: old me and go, my god, what were you thinking?
Speaker 10: Yeah, when they literally weren't on this plane of reality,
Speaker 10: so mentally so they probably it probably feels like a
Speaker 10: fever dream.
Speaker 2: Everyone else.
Speaker 5: Except for him. He was the one dosing, yes one,
Speaker 5: Yeah he was. He wasn't doing any drug.
Speaker 2: And I still love that. I would love to know
Speaker 2: more about that thing you were talking about, Saucy that
Speaker 2: we saw, about the what he knew and what he
Speaker 2: didn't know what he was talking. If that's that's true,
Speaker 2: that's even more fascinating, because he had some kind of
Speaker 2: power of these ladies. Man.
Speaker 6: Yeah he did.
Speaker 5: And he wasn't like he was a looker, you know, No,
Speaker 5: and he well he was about nine feet tall, right,
Speaker 5: He was a towering figure. He was about I'm not kidding,
Speaker 5: he was about Louise height. About two feet tall. He
Speaker 5: was about Louise side.
Speaker 6: He was.
Speaker 5: He was real little but weird.
Speaker 2: The which Beach Boy loved him, the one that drowned.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but yeah, that was like the bitter credit on
Speaker 5: one of their albums.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he showed up to one of the beach boys house.
Speaker 7: They went on tour and they came back and they're like,
Speaker 7: why aren't you still here? He like never left, he
Speaker 7: was he hung on. He thought he was a rock star.
Speaker 6: Right again.
Speaker 5: I still think it's so weird because it just that
Speaker 5: feels so long ago that it just seems like that's
Speaker 5: just a weird, random coincidence. But like, what if it
Speaker 5: was true that, like Jeffrey Dahmer was temporarily in bell
Speaker 5: biv de Vaux brilliant. Yeah you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 5: he'd be like what now, I'd want seven documentaries on
Speaker 5: the music that they should have made if jeff would
Speaker 5: have just stayed out of the kitchen.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, Bundy was in Tag Team. I don't
Speaker 6: know if that timeline works out.
Speaker 5: You gotta oh yeah, Bunde was dead.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, a good point.
Speaker 2: He wasn't a tag Team.
Speaker 5: It's probably close.
Speaker 6: Ye, when did womp there it is come out like
Speaker 6: ninety three. Yeah, he died in like eighty nine.
Speaker 5: Though there's Ben Leeber. We'll talk football with Ben in
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