WEBVTT - 7am Hour - Gold Digger 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:02.680 The Dave Ryan Show on kd w B. 0:00:03.000 --> 0:00:07.480 Careful about the roads because they're little icy, so you 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:11.440 should be fine, mostly just wet. Dave's Hot Chicken has expanded, 0:00:11.520 --> 0:00:13.480 and this is good news for the chicken loving world. 0:00:13.680 --> 0:00:17.920 Get there's Dave's Hot Chicken, there's Canes, there's Wingstop, there's 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:21.840 Chick fil A, there's Pop Eyes, and there's KFC that 0:00:21.960 --> 0:00:25.040 I missed. There's probably some local mom and pop places. Yeah, 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:26.520 but Dave's Hot Chicken is expanding. 0:00:26.560 --> 0:00:28.400 Can you tell me I've never been to Wingstop? 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:31.639 Do they have like chicken in the same sense of 0:00:31.680 --> 0:00:33.400 a raising canes like a fast food? 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:36.280 I don't think so. No, it's bones and bones and boneless. Yeah, okay, 0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:38.480 that's right. It's mid I would say it's mida. 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:40.239 I would say it's less than mid Would you say 0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:42.919 midpack midpackag? Yeah, it's less than midpack. 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:43.280 Okay. 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:45.600 I had Wingstop once and it was so unmemorable. I 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:47.040 would never go again. And you know, I think I'm 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:49.920 the chicken enthusiast. Dave's Hot Chicken is. I would say 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:54.560 just above MIDF. KFC is underrated, but it's not hip anymore. 0:00:54.600 --> 0:00:56.960 So they're traveling hard KFC is really good chicken, but 0:00:57.000 --> 0:00:58.920 it's underrated because it's not canes and. 0:00:58.880 --> 0:01:00.000 It's not chick ful. 0:01:00.280 --> 0:01:02.520 Where Dave's got chicken expanding? Dinah, right. 0:01:04.720 --> 0:01:04.760 Is? 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:05.680 I do not know? 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:09.880 So there's your chicken up date. On on KTLGB, I 0:01:09.920 --> 0:01:12.240 was talking to Jenny. I'm doing Facebook Marketplace and getting 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:14.640 rid of a lot of stuff. Like there's a guitar 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:18.040 that we don't play anymore. It's an acoustic guitar, and 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:20.400 we were trying to, you know, sell it for fifty 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:22.480 bucks because it's barely been touched. It comes with a 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:24.920 case whatever. And so we're talking to this guy last 0:01:25.000 --> 0:01:28.600 night and English was not their first language. Well that's okay, 0:01:28.640 --> 0:01:31.800 so I don't care. But there was a he would 0:01:31.800 --> 0:01:35.080 not write in English. He would write only in his 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:37.679 native language, and I would have to translate it. Oh, 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:40.080 like when he texts you, right, and so it's like 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:42.640 he's like, I'm out in your driveway right now, Well 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:45.720 you are, you're ring the doorbell. 0:01:46.280 --> 0:01:47.760 They'll just stand there. I go out. 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:51.720 There's nobody in the driveway. So I'm texting back and 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:54.400 he apparently is able to understand eng let's translate or whatever. 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:57.280 So we go back and forth for probably about two hours, 0:01:57.880 --> 0:02:00.360 and twice he said he was in my drive way 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:04.280 and I go out the driveway there's nobody there, and 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:06.240 I'm like, do you have the right address? And I 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:08.760 write and I'm looking, Yes, he's got the right address. 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:11.160 Is he just messing with me? 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:13.079 Jenny? Why would somebody do something like that? 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:16.280 I don't really know. I guess my thing with that 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:19.720 is maybe he was confused because if you were typing 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:21.960 things in English at any point, I don't. I don't know. 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:24.280 I've never dealt with anything like that before. So that 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:26.680 was weird that he told you he was in your driveway. 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:28.280 Yeah, And it's like, if you're in the driveway, just 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:30.200 come in, yeah, don't come in? 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:33.880 Well yeah, I know people always do that. They're like 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:36.519 I'm here, and I was like, okay, Like my doors, 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:39.560 I usually put my light on, have the door like open, 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:43.560 but still like the front front door locked to be 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:44.520 like case will come to. 0:02:44.520 --> 0:02:47.280 The door like that door dash When they texted me 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:48.800 like I'm here, all right, come to the door. 0:02:48.919 --> 0:02:49.160 Yeah. 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:49.359 No. 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:51.200 I think someone was trying to hustle me on Facebook 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:54.200 Marketplace yesterday because I put something up there and they're like, 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:55.720 I'll Venmo you and I'll come pick it up later 0:02:55.720 --> 0:02:57.280 if you want to sleep it on the porch. I said, cool. 0:02:57.480 --> 0:02:59.120 They message me, can you send in your address? I 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:02.400 was like, can you send the vent facts? No, like, 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:04.840 I I'll I'll send it when I get there. And 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:06.960 I go, okay, well I'm actually just home, so like, 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:09.040 I'll just you know, I'll just meet you at the door. 0:03:09.320 --> 0:03:10.800 Oh you know, you can leave it on the porch. 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:14.040 I go, no way, I'm not going to. They're like, okay, well, actually, 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:15.960 like I can't make it before this appointment anymore. I'll 0:03:16.000 --> 0:03:18.280 message you afterwards. I'm like, cool, people are so shit. 0:03:18.360 --> 0:03:20.080 And then they never messaged me, so I feel like 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:21.840 they really were trying to get me to like leave 0:03:21.840 --> 0:03:24.280 it on the porch. And mind you, it was literally 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:26.679 a knife set that was fifteen dollars that I was 0:03:26.720 --> 0:03:28.800 selling it for because I got new knives for Christmas. 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:30.600 It's funny what people will come all the way across 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:33.440 town for Carson and some old wrestling souvenirs like fake 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:37.440 plastic wrestling championship belts and a John Cena you can't 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:40.000 see me necklace and a hat and a hood and whatever. 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:42.920 Somebody drove all the way from Saint Paul ten dollars 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:44.320 and we were just happy to get rid of it. 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:47.520 Yeah that is crazy. 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:53.040 Let's do lyric shuffle on KDWB. Here we go, let's 0:03:53.080 --> 0:03:53.360 have Von. 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:59.960 Go first today. Here you go, Vin, Yes, perfect. 0:04:03.120 --> 0:04:05.240 The d Shearing song. I don't know how it goes, Darling. 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:06.960 Just kiss me smoothed. 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:08.000 I got one. I got one. 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:12.920 I'm sorry. I can't be perfect. 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:15.040 And. 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:20.440 I feel like the judges should at least consider my 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:22.200 point because you knew what I was singing. I just 0:04:22.240 --> 0:04:23.760 didn't sing the word effect. 0:04:23.839 --> 0:04:25.760 But I do need you to get the word in there. 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:27.240 That's the thing you have to sing. 0:04:27.520 --> 0:04:28.760 You're perfect tonight. 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:29.520 Boom, got it? 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:34.680 Okay, amateur hour, Sorry, Dail. We're starting off with one 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:36.760 point for Dave, and it is David's turn. 0:04:41.240 --> 0:04:52.760 Done you done me wrong? Cecil? Yeah? You killed my dog? Cecil? Yeah? 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:58.599 I made that up? No, none, none of it. I 0:04:58.640 --> 0:05:00.400 was gonna say, whose names their kids? Celia? 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:05.760 So tell me what you've done for me? That's Charlie 0:05:05.800 --> 0:05:06.520 Pooth all right? 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:09.360 Oh what have you done for me lately? 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:10.200 One? 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:10.440 Yeah? 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:12.479 Billy do they say done in Huntricks? 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:13.440 How it's done? 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:14.279 Done? 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:15.080 Yeah? 0:05:15.240 --> 0:05:18.920 That's the song. I was thinking, okay, one point steals 0:05:18.920 --> 0:05:20.400 for both of you on that first round, and then 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:21.239 we we're back to vaunt. 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:26.080 Yes, walk. 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:30.880 Uh walk. 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:33.479 Walk in. 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:38.960 That's a song like you've got the two or three 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:41.080 times that you brought up the word walk. We go 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:44.119 to the Wiggles, walk on your way to school, walk 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:45.479 to the swimming pool. 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:50.880 Oh all right? On one point? There you go, Dave. 0:05:50.920 --> 0:06:00.040 Ready, something something in the way she moved. O. 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:05.760 Thank you Beatles. 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:10.159 Overrated you guys are, but I'm coming over there. 0:06:11.440 --> 0:06:17.480 Round three, cruise. 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:29.039 Cruise, yikes, cruise, baby, Let's cruise away from. 0:06:32.080 --> 0:06:35.160 Maybe Grover Washington Junior. I'm not really sure, baby, like 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:36.560 Smokey Robinson's. 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:40.640 Yeah, Grover Washington juniors. 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:43.840 Have you never heard of Grover Washington junior? Mister magic? 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:49.320 If you know, you know, yeah, smoking you with some Yeah. 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:53.320 That's the exactly okay, all right, David's three points on host. 0:06:53.560 --> 0:07:00.839 This is for Dave. Friends what friends? 0:07:01.080 --> 0:07:02.279 That's what friends are? 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:05.119 Good job. 0:07:05.320 --> 0:07:07.120 I thought that would be tougher because it was plural, 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:11.920 not just a friend, and it was. So we are 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:14.440 under our final round. Dave has four points, vont has two. 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:16.680 Van can still come back and win this all right, 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:18.440 all right, here you go. 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:26.760 Slow slow clap? Is that? 0:07:26.880 --> 0:07:27.000 No? 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:28.880 That Sam Bobby but had a slow clap glow. 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:35.640 I want a lover with a slow hand. 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:38.160 I want a man. 0:07:38.120 --> 0:07:41.800 With an easey touch than that song. 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:45.000 Well, Bruce Springsteen wrote it, but the Pointer sisters. 0:07:44.600 --> 0:07:48.160 Made it fat that it is a steal for Dave 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:51.200 and vont You were thinking of this classic one Stefani song. 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:59.400 I typically get Stefani and Amy a Bobby mixed up 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:00.840 sounds similar. 0:08:00.840 --> 0:08:02.600 All right, well, Dave's the winner today. Five points for 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:05.000 a day, but two for von. Congratulations. 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:07.280 All right, thank you, good job. We'll be right back. 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:11.720 War of the Roses is happening next on KTWB later 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:14.040 this morning, I mean before eight o'clock, not that far away. 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:16.280 We've got Minnesota Wild tickets. Gets you out of the house, 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:18.280 gets you over to the g spot to see the wild. 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:19.680 We'll do that for you coming up before it. 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:21.120 Oh on kd w B. 0:08:21.400 --> 0:08:24.680 Rose areld wee bitch slippery, so be careful. I guess 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:26.920 I like freezing rain last night. So the most of 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:29.000 the freeways were fine, but some of the site treats 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:32.280 are a little bit slippery, so just be careful. While 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:34.280 you're listening to War of the Roses. 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:38.040 I think we really offer you free flowers in this economy. 0:08:38.400 --> 0:08:41.319 It's signed for War of the Roses on kat w B. 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:45.760 When I heard about this idea for War of the Roses, 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:48.280 I was like, number one, that's too complicated. 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:50.240 Number two, it's brilliant. 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:53.200 So I'm gonna let Rochelle kind of explain the whole 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:56.199 thing because Rochelle, I guess the bottom line is you 0:08:56.240 --> 0:09:00.680 already know that Thomas has been cheating because you, Yeah, 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:02.760 was it yesterday. 0:09:02.200 --> 0:09:02.920 That you caught him? 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:06.760 Yes, I caught him in the act yesterday. 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:09.080 All right, tell me what happened? What's going on? 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:10.839 And if you and I think the thing is, if 0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:13.679 you already know he's cheating, you're not here to find out, 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:19.240 You're here to humiliate him and embarrass him exactly. Okay, 0:09:19.280 --> 0:09:21.520 I'm a supporter so far. Tell me what how did 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:23.880 you catch him cheating? Just yesterday? 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:26.360 So yesterday I was thinking I was going to go 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:28.880 at Chick fil A. It's his favorite restaurant, and so 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:30.680 I gave him a call and I was on my 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:34.280 way and he doesn't pick up. So I decided to 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:37.360 get Chick fil anyway, I went to his house and 0:09:37.400 --> 0:09:41.160 I get to the door and I can hear him 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:43.559 having sex with someone through the door. 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:45.200 Oh oh wow. 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:48.960 So you could hear like the vocalizations and the and whatever, 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:51.440 And you're like, did you know what it was? 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:52.000 Right away? 0:09:53.280 --> 0:09:57.840 I see, I had been suspecting, and so when and 0:09:57.880 --> 0:10:00.720 when he didn't pick up, I was not to think 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:03.880 the worst of the worst. But and I got there 0:10:04.360 --> 0:10:08.840 and I immediately heard these I heard, I heard people 0:10:08.880 --> 0:10:09.360 having sex. 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:11.800 Okay, you heard the sounds. Okay, she probably knows the 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:13.200 noise is that Thomas? 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:14.120 Ye? 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:14.360 Yeah? 0:10:14.559 --> 0:10:18.920 Okay, so then you hear that? How long did you 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:20.200 sit at the door listening to this? 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:23.240 So I went back into my car to wait to 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:25.600 see who was going to come out. And I waited 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:27.040 there for two and a half. 0:10:26.840 --> 0:10:30.720 Hours to see who comes out of his door. 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:35.440 Yes, I was in the chick fil A. I said, 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:38.040 I'm gonna go ahead and finish this Chick fil A 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:40.720 because I'm not giving it to him. So I'm sitting 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:43.520 there waiting, I've got Chick fil A sauce on my chin, 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:47.640 wondering who this is. And then the girl comes out 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:53.400 and I know her. Her name is Megan. Okay, and 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:57.280 then after she leaves, Thomas calls me and asked me 0:10:57.320 --> 0:10:59.720 to come over, and I said I couldn't and I 0:10:59.800 --> 0:11:01.240 just home and I cried. 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:02.640 Wow. 0:11:02.960 --> 0:11:05.120 He even called you to come over after he had 0:11:05.160 --> 0:11:06.800 just gotten done with Megan. Interesting. 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:07.559 Wow. 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:13.440 Okay, so did you You didn't say anything? You didn't 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:17.160 tell Thomas I caught you, I heard you, I saw 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:18.120 Megan come out. 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:18.480 Nothing. 0:11:19.520 --> 0:11:22.800 No, I didn't say anything. This happened yesterday. We haven't 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:23.960 really texted. 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:32.000 Okay, but yes, I I have a poem that I 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:34.760 wrote that I would really like for you guys to 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:35.600 read to him. 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:37.240 If we catch him. 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:39.120 What do you mean? 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:43.280 Like, so when Jenny asks if he has a card 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:47.040 he wants to attach the roses, I want you guys 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:50.839 to say that we had AI or something generate this 0:11:50.960 --> 0:11:54.040 poem that you guys read to him. 0:11:55.120 --> 0:11:58.680 And the poem is about him being busted. Yes, oh 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:00.280 my god, you know what. 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:06.280 I'm impressed that you yesterday were heartbroken and sad, but 0:12:06.520 --> 0:12:11.000 somewhere you thought of this awful scheme. And it's kind 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:12.480 of funny because we did a war the roses a 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:14.640 little while ago and it didn't work out. So you 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:18.000 came along at the right time. So this is kind 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:20.600 of a last bit of war the Roses. You wrote 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:25.839 a poem yesterday during your heartbroken afternoon that you want 0:12:25.920 --> 0:12:27.760 us to read to Okay, I think I get it. 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:28.240 Do you make it? 0:12:28.520 --> 0:12:30.199 Yeah? It makes sense to me. She's like the Taylor 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:31.480 Swift have wore the Roses? 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:32.319 Is that right? 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:35.560 How so, because she's writing up poems about heartbreak and whatnot, 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:38.280 except for I highly doubt this is gonna be about heartbreak. 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:40.800 I'm assuming you're gonna like give it to them. You 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:42.240 got to send me over this poem so I know 0:12:42.280 --> 0:12:42.840 what i'm reading. 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:45.480 Yeah, no, did you email the poem? Because I don't 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:46.559 see the poem? 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:50.040 I did, and yeah, okay, it's gonna be good. 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:52.080 Oh okay, I see I see where it is. Okay, 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:55.280 So the next email, Okay, I think I got it. 0:12:55.320 --> 0:12:57.280 We're gonna call him, we're gonna bust him, and then 0:12:57.280 --> 0:13:00.440 we're going to say, hey, we've got a poem that 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:02.720 we're going to attach as a courtesy to these Roses, 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:05.000 to this girl that you love. All Right, I got it. 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:07.560 It's weird. We'll come back. We'll see if we can 0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:10.839 bust him have the poem. I can't wait to hear 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:13.200 the poem. Oh wait, okay, I just saw the first 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:14.000 line of the poem. 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:15.439 I got it all right? 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:17.160 Are they cheating? 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:20.800 I find out Part two Award the Roses starts right now. 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:24.160 I'm Katie wb okay, let me see if I got 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:24.760 this trade. 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:29.079 So she goes to his house. It's her boyfriend and 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:30.880 she's bringing him Chick fil A. And well, she had 0:13:30.880 --> 0:13:32.760 called I think in advance, and he didn't answer. So 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:34.280 she's like, he loves Chick fil A and to bring 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:36.800 him Chick fil A. So she brings him Chick fil A. 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:38.880 She walks up to his door at his apartment. I'm 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:40.880 picturing it outside door and I'm picturing on the top 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:43.679 of a staircase, but I could be wrong. She's about 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:45.480 to knock on the door and she hears like the 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:48.000 noises of the love and from inside the door, and 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:51.560 she's like, that's not me. Who is that? I'm out here, 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:55.679 that should be me. That's his sound. What's going on? 0:13:56.160 --> 0:13:58.040 So she goes and sits in her car. If I 0:13:58.040 --> 0:13:59.600 get this right, she sits in her car for two 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:02.280 or three hours waiting for this person to come out, 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:06.320 and she's sadly eating Chick fil A. In her car 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:08.840 waiting for me to come out, haven't we all? So 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:11.040 he doesn't come out, but a girl named Meghan comes out, 0:14:11.040 --> 0:14:12.079 and how did she know Megan? 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:14.679 Again? How she knows Megan? Did? She like just knew? 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:20.240 So she's like okay. Then he calls her and he's like, hey, 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:23.200 just got your message that you called. Why don't you 0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:28.400 come over and come over right after Megan had just left. 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:33.920 The bed is still probably warm. So she's like, no, 0:14:34.000 --> 0:14:35.880 I don't really feel like it. So she went home 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:39.640 and she basically cried her eyes out, was very upset, 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:42.720 and so then she got an evil idea and then 0:14:42.760 --> 0:14:45.800 she said she wrote a poem that she wants you, Jenny, 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:49.080 to read to him when you call, to send him 0:14:49.160 --> 0:14:49.680 the roses. 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:50.680 I'm up for the challenge. 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:54.120 Okay, it's a little bit complicated, but I like it. 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:58.200 And she just wants to embarrass him and make him realize, 0:14:58.240 --> 0:15:00.360 oh my god, I was caught cheating. We'll talk to 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:02.760 Jonathan Fogel and talk about the whole thing, get the 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:05.400 family law perspective on it. But let's get started and 0:15:05.440 --> 0:15:11.200 make that vocal. 0:15:11.680 --> 0:15:14.120 Thanks for taking the time to do that with me today, Thomas. 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:15.920 So like I said, I have a dozen roses to 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:18.080 send to whoever you'd like, So I need the name 0:15:18.120 --> 0:15:21.000 of who you'd like to send those two sweet. 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:24.520 You can send them to make Megan. No, you know what, 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:28.000 Uh send them to Rochelle. 0:15:30.360 --> 0:15:33.120 Okay sounds good. And is Rochelle like a partner or something? 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:35.160 Uh? 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:38.400 Yeah, yeah, okay. So we do have this option if 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:41.000 you're interested where I have a poem that's written by 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:43.840 AI to send to Rochelle. It's kind of like a 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:46.720 romantic y sort of poem. So if you want, I 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:48.880 can put that on a card with the roses. 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:54.640 I'm a poem. Uh I what does it say? 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:56.800 Okay, I can read it for you. 0:15:57.320 --> 0:16:00.720 It says okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is an interesting. 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:03.480 I thought I could trust my man, but it turns 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:06.360 out that wasn't his plan. He's got a side chick 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:09.840 for his undersized du So it's over before it began. 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:15.200 I'm I'm sorry. 0:16:15.480 --> 0:16:20.880 There's there's some more. If you want me to keep going, yeah, yeah, 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:23.560 I'll keep going. It's it's a little bit longer. He's 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:26.440 been seeing this girl that's named Megan, and he didn't 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:29.440 tell her he's taken. So I brought chick fil A. 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:33.760 You ruined my day and just like me, she's probably fakean. 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:37.680 Yeah, that was That was a good poem. That was 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:40.960 that was quite interesting. Let me try to explain things 0:16:41.000 --> 0:16:43.080 a little bit here. Everything you just heard in the 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:45.440 last couple of minutes was a lie. There is no survey, 0:16:45.560 --> 0:16:49.080 there is no phone company, there is no Roses. But 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:51.680 what there is this is Ah, this is Katie WB 0:16:52.320 --> 0:16:54.840 and we've got you on the phone right now with 0:16:55.320 --> 0:17:02.200 your girlfriend Rochelle. And Rochelle kind of knows what was 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:05.200 going on with Megan yesterday, because Rachelle, do you want 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:08.639 to explain how you know that he was hooking up 0:17:08.680 --> 0:17:09.199 with Megan? 0:17:10.960 --> 0:17:18.520 Hi? Thomas, H, Yeah, what's going on? What's going on 0:17:18.640 --> 0:17:20.640 is when I called you to see if you wanted 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:22.880 Chick fil A, I got Chick fil A for you, 0:17:23.080 --> 0:17:25.359 and I came over to your house last night and 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:29.600 I heard you through the door banging Meghan, and so 0:17:29.880 --> 0:17:33.840 I waited to see who was going to be and yeah, 0:17:33.880 --> 0:17:35.479 lo and behold it was Megan. 0:17:36.760 --> 0:17:38.639 And so I decided to get. 0:17:38.480 --> 0:17:41.560 A little even here and I was crying all of 0:17:41.640 --> 0:17:45.840 last night thanks to you, and I put that into 0:17:45.880 --> 0:17:46.439 this poemn. 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:49.600 So you're welcome Yeah, Thomas Ai didn't generate that. That 0:17:49.800 --> 0:17:52.800 was all done by the lovely Rochelle. 0:17:53.800 --> 0:17:56.080 Yeah, I don't understand this. It's like you guys are 0:17:56.440 --> 0:18:00.720 crazy like Rochelle, You're You're like a Ticho. This is 0:18:00.760 --> 0:18:02.600 all this is all crazy. 0:18:02.600 --> 0:18:05.080 And he's kind of crazy. I will admit to that one. 0:18:05.680 --> 0:18:11.880 Love the poem. Yeah, Rhy'm megan. With facon, I haven't 0:18:11.920 --> 0:18:14.600 thought of bacon. I mean with bacon, I wouldn't have 0:18:14.640 --> 0:18:18.280 thought of facon. That is War of the Roses. What 0:18:18.320 --> 0:18:22.600 are your thoughts? Was that genius? Was that evil? Did 0:18:22.640 --> 0:18:26.040 he deserve that? Would you have sat in the car 0:18:26.160 --> 0:18:29.399 eating Chick fil A for three hours waiting for somebody 0:18:29.440 --> 0:18:32.240 to come out? Would you have busted him on the spot? 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:35.399 I would have bought busted him on the spot. Bang 0:18:35.480 --> 0:18:38.119 on the door, and then what's she going to do? 0:18:38.880 --> 0:18:40.919 I don't know if she had a key. If she 0:18:41.000 --> 0:18:43.359 had a key, would you have let yourself in and 0:18:43.560 --> 0:18:46.199 watched her run to the bathroom and no pants on? 0:18:46.440 --> 0:18:49.200 If someone was banging on my door while I was banging, 0:18:49.240 --> 0:18:50.320 I would just be like, oh. 0:18:50.160 --> 0:18:54.360 Shut off all the lights, She'll go away. Eventually. She would. 0:18:56.119 --> 0:18:58.520 Know how many times you've been in that situation, Bailey, 0:19:00.680 --> 0:19:03.240 all right, let's get your thoughts on the whole situation here. 0:19:03.280 --> 0:19:05.480 Send me a text at Katie would be one five, three, 0:19:05.600 --> 0:19:10.440 nine to one text messages. Holy blank, Rachelle pop off. 0:19:10.440 --> 0:19:13.880 This is absolute gold. Of course, he calls her a psycho. 0:19:14.520 --> 0:19:15.440 I am screaming. 0:19:15.600 --> 0:19:20.640 Best War of the Roses ever, another one. I would 0:19:20.640 --> 0:19:22.720 have busted Hi during the middle of the loven. I 0:19:22.720 --> 0:19:24.280 think that's what a lot of people would have done. 0:19:24.520 --> 0:19:24.600 Now. 0:19:24.640 --> 0:19:26.520 I remember one time I was cheating on Kathy the 0:19:26.520 --> 0:19:28.920 Hooker and she I had a girl in the house 0:19:28.960 --> 0:19:30.879