WEBVTT - TUES PT 1: The show runs late due to Duji 0:00:04.640 --> 0:00:06.680 This is Rover's Morning Glory. 0:00:09.360 --> 0:00:12.760 Rover, I'm the smart one. 0:00:12.800 --> 0:00:15.200 I am never having sex again, Charley. 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:16.439 This guy's gonna help me down. 0:00:17.239 --> 0:00:22.560 Man, Jeffrey do my days every day walk streaming on 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:24.599 Roverradio dot Com. 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:28.960 Rovers Morning Glory Stars Now. 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:55.160 Good morning, what's happening? 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:59.639 It is Tuesday, August eighteenth, twenty twenty six. 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:01.760 When I get throw over, he's one of Glory. I'm Rover. 0:01:01.840 --> 0:01:02.600 Dougeye is here. 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:09.479 Good morning, sir, Charlie is here. Hi, Pristol is here. Hello, 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:13.640 and you're with us as well. Eight sixty six year 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:16.000 Rover is the number eight six six nine sixty seven 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:17.760 six eighty three seven. That's how you reach the show. 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:19.200 Give us a call at that number. You get text 0:01:19.280 --> 0:01:20.840 us at that number. It comes into the studio in 0:01:20.880 --> 0:01:23.400 real time. You can text the word menu to that number. 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:26.360 That gives the options to set your name, profile, picture, location, 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:29.039 even make a video call into the show. 0:01:29.040 --> 0:01:31.400 Text the word menu to eight six six year Rover. 0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:38.000 Who knew that the entire show completely hinged on mister 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:43.080 Anthony Snitzer, the video director, because he calls off and 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:47.319 the whole thing absolutely evolves into pandemonium and. 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:49.440 Caos don't think it really has much to do with 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:52.760 Snitzer as it does to do with somebody else we 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:56.480 work with that is possibly the biggest idiot I've Well, 0:01:56.520 --> 0:01:57.160 that is true. 0:01:57.200 --> 0:01:59.360 I won't get to that in just a second in 0:01:59.440 --> 0:01:59.960 my life. 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:02.800 And I agree with you on that, and I'll explain 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:05.400 it all in just a second. I was just thinking, 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:08.359 you know, as we see the intro to the show 0:02:08.440 --> 0:02:13.360 there completely out of sync with the show open, Charlie, 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:15.959 you jump the gun on hitting the show, All. 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:18.920 Well, there's not a drum beat in the regular intro. 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:22.280 Something we do it an hour late because of Dougi. 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:25.160 I was expecting it to start and I forgot about 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:29.160 the drum beat. So my bad now is this, perhaps 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:33.120 it might be one of her dumbest moves of all 0:02:33.240 --> 0:02:36.639 time this morning, which caused us to start one hour late. 0:02:36.880 --> 0:02:38.040 Ver I've had a lot of time to. 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:43.320 Think about it, and I was actually thinking, this is 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:46.240 the dumbest morning I've ever had in a very long time, 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:51.120 just dumb. And then she's already trying to twist it 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:55.160 to me somehow that it's my fault, which is so insane. 0:02:55.680 --> 0:02:58.560 It's absolutely insane, and I can't I can't wait for 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:00.400 you to hear her. Excuse what happened? 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:07.640 So I wake up this morning and I have a 0:03:07.840 --> 0:03:10.799 text message. Let me, let me just let me find 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:12.359 let's get a timeline down. 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:14.880 Yes, here it is. Okay, the first message you see 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:15.840 this morning because I can't wait. 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:21.880 First message I see is at let me I can't 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:23.760 text to so tiny? 0:03:24.240 --> 0:03:28.959 What no no, no, no, no no no, don't even 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:30.720 re me a. 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:33.480 Can you cut her mike while we explain this, because 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:37.280 she's going to start spreading disinformation three twenty six am. 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:39.280 Is that the first text you saw this morning? 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:39.520 Though? 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:41.800 Yeah, that's the first thing. It's the only text that 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:43.640 I saw this Oh okay, it's the only text to 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:46.160 let you know. Okay, that's a three twenty six am. 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:50.119 I get a text message, a group text from our 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:57.120 video director, the esteemed Anthony Snitzer. We call him old Faithful, Yes, 0:03:57.560 --> 0:04:01.160 partly because he's old, and also because he shows. 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:01.960 Up to work every day. 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:05.680 He's taken fewer days off than anybody on the show. 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:09.880 I would venture to say absolutely. And he sends a 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:15.760 text message this morning at three twenty six am and says, quote, 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:18.520 I'm not going to be able to make it into 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:19.159 work today. 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:23.159 I'm sorry. Been up all night puking, don't know what's wrong. 0:04:23.839 --> 0:04:30.039 So that message I see not at three twenty six am. 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:37.799 I wake up at about five about five ten am, 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:39.359 I think is when my alarm went off. So I 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:41.680 don't know exactly when I saw that. I see that 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:44.760 at approximately five fifteen. 0:04:44.920 --> 0:04:47.720 Yeah, we're sleeping, I mean an hour and a half 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:51.680 later or whatever. Yet it makes sense. So I get up. 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:53.200 I see that. 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:55.640 I go, oh man, that's a that's a bumber for him, 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:57.200 it's a bumber for all of us. 0:04:58.000 --> 0:04:59.400 So I get in the shower. 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:05.680 And uh, I get out of the shower at approximately 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:08.479 well let me, I'll tell you, and let me see here. 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:17.760 Stand by, okay, okay, at approximately. 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:21.000 I get out of the shower at about five thirty, 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:23.920 and I ad missed a text message that came while 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:25.840 I was in the shower, and the text message says, 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:27.560 can you send best stuff? 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:30.680 And this comes from Doogy? All right? 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:35.000 So I see that and I go, why would she? 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:38.359 Why would she send this? So I call her? Okay, 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:40.960 makes sense. When I get out of the shower and I. 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:44.000 Say, forgot the four oh four one that I said, 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:46.440 are you okay? 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:49.240 No, I did not get that okay, it's right here, 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:49.920 I'm looking. 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:52.080 You have it. You have one that says who says that. 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:54.840 I send you a message? 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:55.360 Oh? 0:05:55.400 --> 0:05:57.800 Yes, oh that's right. Okay, yeah, I guess no, that 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:01.120 is correct. At four oh four am, I get a 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:04.520 text message from Dougie individually, not in the group. 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:05.839 It says, are you okay? 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:06.440 Now? 0:06:06.520 --> 0:06:10.239 I don't even see this text message? Sleep you're sleeping. 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:15.480 So then I call her at about five thirty five 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:21.680 this morning and I say, why you said something about 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:23.320 best off? Why why do you want me to send 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:26.960 best of She goes, well, because you're not coming in 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:27.920 you're sick. 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:28.919 You're no. 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:32.240 Actually, her quote was because you said we're doing best 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:35.800 stuff today. And I said, I never said we're doing 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:39.440 best stuff today. She goes, yeah, you did. You're sick. 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:41.800 And I said, what are you talking about? 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:42.120 Due? 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:46.440 She goes what? She goes, you said this? And I go, dude, 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:50.680 look at your text message, I said, And then it 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:57.080 dawns on her. She goes, oh, no, it's Anthony. That's 0:06:57.360 --> 0:07:01.080 that's sick. And I said, yeah, so we're doing the 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:02.360 show like normal. 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:03.880 And he's where are you? 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:07.880 She goes, oh, and I can tell. She goes, oh, 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:11.200 my god. Oh no, And I go, I go, what 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:13.640 are you? Are you in the car driving into work 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:18.560 right now? She goes, no, I'm at home. And I said, 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:20.520 what do you mean you're at home? She goes, I 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:24.040 thought you were the one that was sick. Now why 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:24.720 she would. 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:26.920 Think that, I don't know, because because I got the 0:07:26.960 --> 0:07:30.240 same message Rover, my message I got from Snitcher. I'll 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:32.360 read it again, just so we can all read it together, 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:35.320 just one more time. 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:39.280 And it says from Anthony Snitcher. That's the key point, 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:42.320 says Anthony. Snitzer says, yeah, I'm not going to be 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:44.280 able to make it into work today. I'm sorry, been 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:47.360 up all night puking. Don't know what's wrong, all right, 0:07:47.440 --> 0:07:50.080 So I don't see that at first. I wake up 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:56.760 to pe so it's it's a four thirty seven. I 0:07:56.800 --> 0:07:59.800 get this text for thirty seven, So this is earlier 0:07:59.800 --> 0:08:02.120 than I wake up. And she says, Crystal is set 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:05.800 to run best of that's all it says. 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:09.160 Mine says four thirty seven. There's something wrong with your phone. 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:11.800 Not at all. It might be when you read it. 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:13.679 When you read it, that's when it clipped. 0:08:13.760 --> 0:08:14.760 No, that's not what it's. 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:16.480 Okay, Well, I'm looking at it right here. 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:19.720 It's Crystal is set to run Best Of And then 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:21.800 I go, that's strange. And I look back and I 0:08:21.840 --> 0:08:25.080 go to the the group message and I go, I'll 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:26.680 read it again. It says Snitcher's not gonna be in it, 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:28.720 and I go, all right, so Snitcher's not in. I 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:30.720 guess we're not doing the show. I did the whole 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:33.960 show hinges on Snitch, didn't. I didn't really question it. 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:37.840 I just went, so we're not coming in, I say. 0:08:38.120 --> 0:08:42.240 And then she says I'm not going in, and I said, okay, cool, 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:46.040 I'll see you tomorrow. And then she says I'm waiting 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:48.640 to get best Of from Rover and then thumbs up 0:08:48.720 --> 0:08:51.080 that message herself thumbs up her own message. 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:54.840 I don't understand that weird, and then I very then 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:55.319 that's it. 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:58.520 I I turned my phone off and go back to 0:08:58.559 --> 0:09:01.640 sleep because I go, for some reason, we're not going 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:03.439 to do the show because Snitzer's not in. 0:09:03.840 --> 0:09:06.959 Didn't really make much sense. But what I'm uncomfortable. He's 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:10.439 like my security blank, I don't have athlete. I just didn't. 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:12.840 I didn't question it. Went all right, I guess Snitzer's 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:15.040 not in. We're not doing the show doesn't make sense. 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:18.120 But what am I going to ask? No? 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:21.640 No, you're in charge of the staff. You know you 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:23.080 should have said producer. 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:26.760 You should have said, wait, why aren't we doing the 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:28.520 show just because Snitz is out? 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:29.480 And you didn't. 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:29.839 No. 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:29.960 No. 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:34.600 When he gets that text message, I'm not going to argue. 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:39.680 Yeah, and I'm assuming that you have received direction from me. 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:42.440 It's absolutely to do that stuff. 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:42.679 Yeah. 0:09:42.800 --> 0:09:45.839 Absolutely. When I see that, I go, oh, when do 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:48.200 she sends a message like that? That's Rover saying that 0:09:48.240 --> 0:09:50.960 message and spreading the message on behalf of him. 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:52.680 So I go, what am I going to argue with 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:54.240 Rover about coming into work? 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:57.199 You're a dedicated employee, Rover, let's go do a show. 0:09:57.400 --> 0:09:57.640 No. 0:09:57.720 --> 0:09:59.480 I just said, okay, I'm gonna go back to sleep. 0:09:59.600 --> 0:10:02.520 So then okay, So then I must call her at 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:04.880 approximately five point thirty five and I say, what are 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:07.520 you talking about this best stuff? You said we're doing 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:10.680 best stuff today. I never said that. There she well, 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:13.319 what do you mean you sent a text? You're sick? 0:10:13.360 --> 0:10:16.040 I said it clicked, I got it? And what did 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:17.840 I do? I put my clothes on, I have no 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:18.440 makeup on. 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:23.680 Oh my god, I I nobody's coming in. I already 0:10:23.679 --> 0:10:27.559 told everybody to stay home, and I said, what are you? 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:32.480 How could you make such a ridiculous blunder? It really blunder. 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:34.400 Cause then I go back to sleep. 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:37.480 I'm asleep, and I'm just like, cool, day off, I 0:10:37.520 --> 0:10:39.760 have stuff I could do, I can get done, and I'm. 0:10:39.640 --> 0:10:42.440 Already planning on things, go outside, do whatever. 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:44.800 I go back to I totally go back to sleep, 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:48.800 and then she calls. I don't answer the call because 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:50.840 I'm asleep. I don't even hear it. And then I 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:54.080 start getting a flurry of messages from her that say, uh, 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:58.680 we have to go in. It was Snitzer sick, not Rover. 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:02.440 I'm like, okay, we have to go in. I'll be 0:11:02.520 --> 0:11:04.880 leaving here in ten minutes. And then I read that 0:11:05.160 --> 0:11:07.560 twenty minutes later. So now, because I just happened to 0:11:07.679 --> 0:11:10.360 wake up again and I just see this, and then so, 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:11.840 now that's why we're all so late. 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:14.160 It's because of her. I've never all because of her. 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:18.400 So and then and then she has the nerve Charlie, yes, go. 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:21.800 So then I'm waiting for you to get there, and 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:25.160 because we have to connect up the video and do 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:30.240 all this and I say, is Charlie there, No, he's 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:32.600 not here yet, And I said, okay, because we have 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:34.840 to get he's he's got to run video. And this 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:42.080 is the first that she has even contemplated this. She goes, oh, yeah, 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:44.160 because Snitzer isn't here, like she's. 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:47.240 Her brain is completely stupid. It's mine. 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:50.200 I thought we were doing video, but that's how you connect. 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:53.600 So then it made so then she goes. Then she complaints, 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:55.840 he has the nerve to go. Well, I don't have 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:56.760 any makeup on. 0:11:57.080 --> 0:11:57.280 I do. 0:11:57.440 --> 0:11:59.720 None of us have makeup on, is what she says. 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:01.600 I said, why till she did this? 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:04.640 Now, let Crystal tell you her piece, because let's look 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:05.480 at Crystal today. 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:10.000 Crystal looks like this. This is my natural look, guys, 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:10.679 this is what I. 0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:13.680 Look like because what happened with you? 0:12:14.000 --> 0:12:16.760 I'm not in the group message, so I have no idea. 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:20.040 I wake up to a message from Dougie saying Rover 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:23.400 has been up puking all night and we're running Best 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:25.320 Of today? Are you okay to run Best Of? And 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:28.400 I said, well, of course. So I sleep in until five. 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:31.160 I roll out of bed, threw on pajamas that have 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:34.480 been in my dresser for a year, so they smell 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:35.400 like the dresser. 0:12:35.760 --> 0:12:37.720 I'm like, I'm discussed. We're lucky. I have a bron 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:40.559 and I just run out of the house and as. 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:42.920 I'm almost here, she goes, wait, we're going to be 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:44.319 live this morning, and I'm like. 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:46.840 What I look like this today? 0:12:48.040 --> 0:12:48.680 I smell. 0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:51.320 I was like, okay, awesome, I didn't change my underwear. 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:54.280 I'm as I have clean underwear on at least. 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:55.640 I mean really. 0:12:55.880 --> 0:13:00.200 And then and then, honestly, what is even even more 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:04.760 infuriating Charlie is no apology. Oh no soever, almost like 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:06.640 you're the ones who were at fault. 0:13:06.720 --> 0:13:07.000 No. 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:09.280 I was getting kind of scolded on the phone with 0:13:09.320 --> 0:13:11.840 her because after I got that tax, they said what, like, 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:13.760 what are you talking back in bed? And she goes 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:17.839 I think she called her. I call her and she goes, hey, 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:20.040 you got to come in, And I was like, I don't. Okay, 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:22.000 I guess I'll be there, but I'm gonna be really 0:13:22.080 --> 0:13:23.200 I'm gonna be really late. 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:25.880 I made it before you did. I just threw clothes 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:27.200 on and came, but you. 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:29.600 Left before I did because you actually knew the information. 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:30.920 I went back to Sleepy More. 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:33.439 I lived twenty minutes I was on the phone. 0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:35.280 With you because you left before. 0:13:35.360 --> 0:13:38.199 You just took your time, So it's actually Charlie's Paul. 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:40.520 And then she starts calling why didn't you come? Wait? 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:41.720 Why would we cancel the show? 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:44.120 Because the center I go, I don't know, it's none 0:13:44.160 --> 0:13:44.760 of my business. 0:13:44.880 --> 0:13:47.439 I have no idea. Didn't make sense. He was blaming 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:49.160 you for her mistake. 0:13:49.320 --> 0:13:52.640 Absolutely, it is such a ridiculous thing that she's up. 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:54.439 To over there, and all she too was just say 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:55.040 my bad. 0:13:56.400 --> 0:13:59.800 Yeah, I mean I don't know how somebody could make 0:13:59.800 --> 0:14:03.280 that mistake. Actually again, because I have a little picture 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:07.200 of Snitchers. It's his it's his headshot and he has 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:09.680 his hand like this is it the same picture you 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:10.240 have of him? 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:12.360 Let me see the picture I have. But also the 0:14:12.400 --> 0:14:16.040 other clear thing is it says Anthony Snitzer. So I 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:18.760 mean it just says that, yes, I have a little 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:20.800 picture of him in front of a green screen. But 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:24.560 I don't get I don't even where where. 0:14:24.360 --> 0:14:25.080 Do you get off? 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:26.880 Where do you get off? Where do you get off? 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:28.200 Where do you get off? 0:14:28.320 --> 0:14:28.600 Where? 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:31.920 The panic and kind of yelling at everybody that we're 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:33.160 like not there on time. 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:37.800 You told us not to come in over twenty. 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:38.240 Minutes to leave the house. 0:14:38.320 --> 0:14:40.920 So like you call me if it's six and say 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:43.760 I gotta go, Well, that's me. I start leaving the house. 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:45.760 It's going to take me twenty minutes to get out 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:46.240 of the house. 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:50.080 There's things I can't accept responsibility for anything. It's always 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:53.960 somebody else's fault. Somebody is always the one to blame. 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:57.400 She's she always turns herself into the victim. 0:14:57.480 --> 0:14:58.280 I'm not the victim. 0:14:58.680 --> 0:15:01.200 We talk about professional victory comes on this show. This 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:04.800 is a professional victim everything. 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:06.880 That it's not my faulte. Are you mad at me 0:15:07.000 --> 0:15:08.560 that I told everybody to stay out? 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:12.680 We're here, we're doing the show, we're rocking. Might not 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:15.320 look so good. I was here on time. I was 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:15.920 thank you. 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:18.600 I'm an only reliable employee. 0:15:18.760 --> 0:15:21.600 I was excited because it was the first day of school, 0:15:21.800 --> 0:15:22.720 and I'm like, oh, I. 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:24.440 Get to see the kids go off to school. 0:15:24.680 --> 0:15:27.280 Was a part of it the first day of school? 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:28.320 So did she do this? 0:15:28.400 --> 0:15:30.280 On per part of it? Did she? 0:15:30.520 --> 0:15:34.040 Did she concoct this? She saw that Snitzer was was outsick. 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:38.320 She then tells everybody to stay home. She thinks that 0:15:38.400 --> 0:15:41.440 when I wake up and I I'm just. 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:44.239 Gonna go told everybody. 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:46.360 Yeah, I guess, I guess we're not doing a show 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:49.640 like I'm not. Is that what you were playing? They 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:52.120 do a first day at school on a Tuesday. 0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:54.720 It's either a Tuesday or Wednesdays usually the first day 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:57.520 of school. Why it always is Monday? 0:15:58.480 --> 0:16:00.720 Why not get off on the right foot, Yeah, Monday, 0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:01.720 I think it. 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:05.320 Is all the teachers were in school yesterday getting everything prepped, 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:07.400 and then they have all summer to do that. 0:16:07.560 --> 0:16:08.920 No, they have their summer off. 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:12.040 They deserve the summer off dealing with these rotten kids. 0:16:12.280 --> 0:16:14.840 So they you're telling me that teachers only come in 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:16.960 the day before school starts to get ready. 0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:19.480 No, I'm sure that they were in before, like a 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:20.040 day or two. 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:22.280 They don't need that Monday. They should start school on 0:16:22.360 --> 0:16:22.920 a Monday. 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:24.000 I mean they're not. 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:26.600 There's a school here. Why do you Why are you 0:16:26.720 --> 0:16:27.960 pushing for more school? 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:28.640 It's too hot. 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:30.760 I'm just saying you should get the kids in the 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:34.720 school on Monday. Now, he's been to in a three 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:37.920 day three days. It should be Thursday. If anything, you 0:16:38.000 --> 0:16:40.440 get two days back to weekend. Then the next time 0:16:40.960 --> 0:16:43.640 it's three days ago, and then four days, then five days. 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:45.760 Then those are just two wasted days at the beginning. 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:48.600 You gotta start right on Monday, just like you normally 0:16:48.640 --> 0:16:53.120 would anyway. So, oh my god, what a complete and 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:59.120 utter disaster. Charlie K compliments of Dougie the Newsgirls almost 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:00.360 Girl on the Planet. 0:17:00.400 --> 0:17:02.640 Not that I am anyone to criticize. How I look? 0:17:02.640 --> 0:17:04.600 Can you zoom in on Rover's lip? I think he 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:05.480 needs chapstick. 0:17:05.520 --> 0:17:06.320 I don't think I can. 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:10.600 Oh, you need chapstick? Are you dry? Are you drinking 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:11.240 enough water? 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:14.440 Well? 0:17:15.200 --> 0:17:19.560 I flew the other day and I loaded up on 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:22.920 emodium on the flight because I had to go to 0:17:23.000 --> 0:17:27.080 the bathroom on the flight. You pooh multiple times? Oh yeah, 0:17:27.080 --> 0:17:30.680 I exploded in that thing on the plane, so good 0:17:30.800 --> 0:17:33.959 on the plane, Oh my god. And it was to 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:36.160 the point where I had to go. 0:17:37.440 --> 0:17:39.040 So I went. The first time. 0:17:39.040 --> 0:17:42.639 I went to the bathroom at the front of the plane, 0:17:42.800 --> 0:17:45.000 and then I've I was in there for a good 0:17:45.040 --> 0:17:49.600 ten or fifteen minutes, and so then I'm self conscious 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:52.280 and were there were a couple of flight attendants. So 0:17:52.320 --> 0:17:54.720 the one is up there at the front, and she 0:17:54.880 --> 0:17:57.439 knows I've been in this bathroom for ten or fifteen minutes. 0:17:58.040 --> 0:17:58.679 So now I go. 0:17:58.880 --> 0:18:01.760 Now I feel it griggling again, and I go, oh, no, 0:18:02.000 --> 0:18:04.960 I didn't. So I stand up and I'm looking. I 0:18:05.000 --> 0:18:06.280 look at the front of the planet. I look at 0:18:06.280 --> 0:18:07.920 the back of the plane. I see that same flight 0:18:07.920 --> 0:18:11.600 attendant who I just left approximately five or six minutes ago, 0:18:12.440 --> 0:18:14.280 and I go, I can't go back by her. So 0:18:14.359 --> 0:18:16.520 I walk all the way to the back of the 0:18:16.520 --> 0:18:18.240 plane and use the bathroom there. 0:18:18.840 --> 0:18:20.840 No, I don't like that. Were you in first class? 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:23.760 I was, Oh, no, you don't get to do that. 0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:26.440 You don't get to come back with us and using 0:18:26.480 --> 0:18:27.480 our bathroom. No you. 0:18:27.760 --> 0:18:30.679 I went right through that little curtain. No, no, I 0:18:30.720 --> 0:18:33.960 don't like that because I'm not allowed to go into yours. 0:18:34.160 --> 0:18:37.040 And you're tanting the whole plane pretty much. The smell 0:18:37.119 --> 0:18:38.879 is probably traveling down the aisle. 0:18:39.560 --> 0:18:43.240 Oh yeah, it was. It was no good, absolutely no good. 0:18:43.280 --> 0:18:46.080 So what I did was I took a normal dose. 0:18:46.119 --> 0:18:50.760 Well I started, I made him I'm I felt this 0:18:50.880 --> 0:18:56.960 coming on, and I I took one emodium because I 0:18:56.960 --> 0:18:58.320 didn't want to. I go, oh, this is going to 0:18:58.359 --> 0:19:00.320