Speaker 1: This is Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 2: Rover, I'm the smart one.
Speaker 3: I am never having sex again, Charley.
Speaker 4: This guy's gonna help me down.
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Speaker 5: Rovers Morning Glory Stars Now.
Speaker 4: Good morning, what's happening?
Speaker 2: It is Tuesday, August eighteenth, twenty twenty six.
Speaker 4: When I get throw over, he's one of Glory. I'm Rover.
Speaker 4: Dougeye is here.
Speaker 2: Good morning, sir, Charlie is here. Hi, Pristol is here. Hello,
Speaker 2: and you're with us as well. Eight sixty six year
Speaker 2: Rover is the number eight six six nine sixty seven
Speaker 2: six eighty three seven. That's how you reach the show.
Speaker 2: Give us a call at that number. You get text
Speaker 2: us at that number. It comes into the studio in
Speaker 2: real time. You can text the word menu to that number.
Speaker 2: That gives the options to set your name, profile, picture, location,
Speaker 2: even make a video call into the show.
Speaker 4: Text the word menu to eight six six year Rover.
Speaker 2: Who knew that the entire show completely hinged on mister
Speaker 2: Anthony Snitzer, the video director, because he calls off and
Speaker 2: the whole thing absolutely evolves into pandemonium and.
Speaker 1: Caos don't think it really has much to do with
Speaker 1: Snitzer as it does to do with somebody else we
Speaker 1: work with that is possibly the biggest idiot I've Well,
Speaker 1: that is true.
Speaker 4: I won't get to that in just a second in
Speaker 4: my life.
Speaker 2: And I agree with you on that, and I'll explain
Speaker 2: it all in just a second. I was just thinking,
Speaker 2: you know, as we see the intro to the show
Speaker 2: there completely out of sync with the show open, Charlie,
Speaker 2: you jump the gun on hitting the show, All.
Speaker 1: Well, there's not a drum beat in the regular intro.
Speaker 1: Something we do it an hour late because of Dougi.
Speaker 1: I was expecting it to start and I forgot about
Speaker 1: the drum beat. So my bad now is this, perhaps
Speaker 1: it might be one of her dumbest moves of all
Speaker 1: time this morning, which caused us to start one hour late.
Speaker 4: Ver I've had a lot of time to.
Speaker 1: Think about it, and I was actually thinking, this is
Speaker 1: the dumbest morning I've ever had in a very long time,
Speaker 1: just dumb. And then she's already trying to twist it
Speaker 1: to me somehow that it's my fault, which is so insane.
Speaker 1: It's absolutely insane, and I can't I can't wait for
Speaker 1: you to hear her. Excuse what happened?
Speaker 2: So I wake up this morning and I have a
Speaker 2: text message. Let me, let me just let me find
Speaker 2: let's get a timeline down.
Speaker 1: Yes, here it is. Okay, the first message you see
Speaker 1: this morning because I can't wait.
Speaker 2: First message I see is at let me I can't
Speaker 2: text to so tiny?
Speaker 4: What no no, no, no, no no no, don't even
Speaker 4: re me a.
Speaker 1: Can you cut her mike while we explain this, because
Speaker 1: she's going to start spreading disinformation three twenty six am.
Speaker 4: Is that the first text you saw this morning?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the first thing. It's the only text that
Speaker 2: I saw this Oh okay, it's the only text to
Speaker 2: let you know. Okay, that's a three twenty six am.
Speaker 2: I get a text message, a group text from our
Speaker 2: video director, the esteemed Anthony Snitzer. We call him old Faithful, Yes,
Speaker 2: partly because he's old, and also because he shows.
Speaker 4: Up to work every day.
Speaker 2: He's taken fewer days off than anybody on the show.
Speaker 2: I would venture to say absolutely. And he sends a
Speaker 2: text message this morning at three twenty six am and says, quote,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to be able to make it into
Speaker 2: work today.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. Been up all night puking, don't know what's wrong.
Speaker 2: So that message I see not at three twenty six am.
Speaker 2: I wake up at about five about five ten am,
Speaker 2: I think is when my alarm went off. So I
Speaker 2: don't know exactly when I saw that. I see that
Speaker 2: at approximately five fifteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're sleeping, I mean an hour and a half
Speaker 1: later or whatever. Yet it makes sense. So I get up.
Speaker 1: I see that.
Speaker 2: I go, oh man, that's a that's a bumber for him,
Speaker 2: it's a bumber for all of us.
Speaker 4: So I get in the shower.
Speaker 2: And uh, I get out of the shower at approximately
Speaker 2: well let me, I'll tell you, and let me see here.
Speaker 4: Stand by, okay, okay, at approximately.
Speaker 2: I get out of the shower at about five thirty,
Speaker 2: and I ad missed a text message that came while
Speaker 2: I was in the shower, and the text message says,
Speaker 2: can you send best stuff?
Speaker 4: And this comes from Doogy? All right?
Speaker 2: So I see that and I go, why would she?
Speaker 2: Why would she send this? So I call her? Okay,
Speaker 2: makes sense. When I get out of the shower and I.
Speaker 6: Say, forgot the four oh four one that I said,
Speaker 6: are you okay?
Speaker 3: No, I did not get that okay, it's right here,
Speaker 3: I'm looking.
Speaker 4: You have it. You have one that says who says that.
Speaker 3: I send you a message?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, oh that's right. Okay, yeah, I guess no, that
Speaker 2: is correct. At four oh four am, I get a
Speaker 2: text message from Dougie individually, not in the group.
Speaker 4: It says, are you okay?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 4: I don't even see this text message? Sleep you're sleeping.
Speaker 2: So then I call her at about five thirty five
Speaker 2: this morning and I say, why you said something about
Speaker 2: best off? Why why do you want me to send
Speaker 2: best of She goes, well, because you're not coming in
Speaker 2: you're sick.
Speaker 4: You're no.
Speaker 2: Actually, her quote was because you said we're doing best
Speaker 2: stuff today. And I said, I never said we're doing
Speaker 2: best stuff today. She goes, yeah, you did. You're sick.
Speaker 2: And I said, what are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Due?
Speaker 2: She goes what? She goes, you said this? And I go, dude,
Speaker 2: look at your text message, I said, And then it
Speaker 2: dawns on her. She goes, oh, no, it's Anthony. That's
Speaker 2: that's sick. And I said, yeah, so we're doing the
Speaker 2: show like normal.
Speaker 3: And he's where are you?
Speaker 2: She goes, oh, and I can tell. She goes, oh,
Speaker 2: my god. Oh no, And I go, I go, what
Speaker 2: are you? Are you in the car driving into work
Speaker 2: right now? She goes, no, I'm at home. And I said,
Speaker 2: what do you mean you're at home? She goes, I
Speaker 2: thought you were the one that was sick. Now why
Speaker 2: she would.
Speaker 1: Think that, I don't know, because because I got the
Speaker 1: same message Rover, my message I got from Snitcher. I'll
Speaker 1: read it again, just so we can all read it together,
Speaker 1: just one more time.
Speaker 2: And it says from Anthony Snitcher. That's the key point,
Speaker 2: says Anthony. Snitzer says, yeah, I'm not going to be
Speaker 2: able to make it into work today. I'm sorry, been
Speaker 2: up all night puking. Don't know what's wrong, all right,
Speaker 2: So I don't see that at first. I wake up
Speaker 2: to pe so it's it's a four thirty seven. I
Speaker 2: get this text for thirty seven, So this is earlier
Speaker 2: than I wake up. And she says, Crystal is set
Speaker 2: to run best of that's all it says.
Speaker 4: Mine says four thirty seven. There's something wrong with your phone.
Speaker 6: Not at all. It might be when you read it.
Speaker 6: When you read it, that's when it clipped.
Speaker 4: No, that's not what it's.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I'm looking at it right here.
Speaker 1: It's Crystal is set to run Best Of And then
Speaker 1: I go, that's strange. And I look back and I
Speaker 1: go to the the group message and I go, I'll
Speaker 1: read it again. It says Snitcher's not gonna be in it,
Speaker 1: and I go, all right, so Snitcher's not in. I
Speaker 1: guess we're not doing the show. I did the whole
Speaker 1: show hinges on Snitch, didn't. I didn't really question it.
Speaker 1: I just went, so we're not coming in, I say.
Speaker 1: And then she says I'm not going in, and I said, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: I'll see you tomorrow. And then she says I'm waiting
Speaker 1: to get best Of from Rover and then thumbs up
Speaker 1: that message herself thumbs up her own message.
Speaker 4: I don't understand that weird, and then I very then
Speaker 4: that's it.
Speaker 1: I I turned my phone off and go back to
Speaker 1: sleep because I go, for some reason, we're not going
Speaker 1: to do the show because Snitzer's not in.
Speaker 4: Didn't really make much sense. But what I'm uncomfortable. He's
Speaker 4: like my security blank, I don't have athlete. I just didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't question it. Went all right, I guess Snitzer's
Speaker 1: not in. We're not doing the show doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: But what am I going to ask? No?
Speaker 4: No, you're in charge of the staff. You know you
Speaker 4: should have said producer.
Speaker 6: You should have said, wait, why aren't we doing the
Speaker 6: show just because Snitz is out?
Speaker 3: And you didn't.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: When he gets that text message, I'm not going to argue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm assuming that you have received direction from me.
Speaker 4: It's absolutely to do that stuff.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. When I see that, I go, oh, when do
Speaker 1: she sends a message like that? That's Rover saying that
Speaker 1: message and spreading the message on behalf of him.
Speaker 4: So I go, what am I going to argue with
Speaker 4: Rover about coming into work?
Speaker 3: You're a dedicated employee, Rover, let's go do a show.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: I just said, okay, I'm gonna go back to sleep.
Speaker 2: So then okay, So then I must call her at
Speaker 2: approximately five point thirty five and I say, what are
Speaker 2: you talking about this best stuff? You said we're doing
Speaker 2: best stuff today. I never said that. There she well,
Speaker 2: what do you mean you sent a text? You're sick?
Speaker 3: I said it clicked, I got it? And what did
Speaker 3: I do? I put my clothes on, I have no
Speaker 3: makeup on.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I I nobody's coming in. I already
Speaker 2: told everybody to stay home, and I said, what are you?
Speaker 2: How could you make such a ridiculous blunder? It really blunder.
Speaker 2: Cause then I go back to sleep.
Speaker 1: I'm asleep, and I'm just like, cool, day off, I
Speaker 1: have stuff I could do, I can get done, and I'm.
Speaker 4: Already planning on things, go outside, do whatever.
Speaker 1: I go back to I totally go back to sleep,
Speaker 1: and then she calls. I don't answer the call because
Speaker 1: I'm asleep. I don't even hear it. And then I
Speaker 1: start getting a flurry of messages from her that say, uh,
Speaker 1: we have to go in. It was Snitzer sick, not Rover.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, we have to go in. I'll be
Speaker 1: leaving here in ten minutes. And then I read that
Speaker 1: twenty minutes later. So now, because I just happened to
Speaker 1: wake up again and I just see this, and then so,
Speaker 1: now that's why we're all so late.
Speaker 2: It's because of her. I've never all because of her.
Speaker 2: So and then and then she has the nerve Charlie, yes, go.
Speaker 2: So then I'm waiting for you to get there, and
Speaker 2: because we have to connect up the video and do
Speaker 2: all this and I say, is Charlie there, No, he's
Speaker 2: not here yet, And I said, okay, because we have
Speaker 2: to get he's he's got to run video. And this
Speaker 2: is the first that she has even contemplated this. She goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: because Snitzer isn't here, like she's.
Speaker 4: Her brain is completely stupid. It's mine.
Speaker 6: I thought we were doing video, but that's how you connect.
Speaker 2: So then it made so then she goes. Then she complaints,
Speaker 2: he has the nerve to go. Well, I don't have
Speaker 2: any makeup on.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: None of us have makeup on, is what she says.
Speaker 2: I said, why till she did this?
Speaker 1: Now, let Crystal tell you her piece, because let's look
Speaker 1: at Crystal today.
Speaker 3: Crystal looks like this. This is my natural look, guys,
Speaker 3: this is what I.
Speaker 4: Look like because what happened with you?
Speaker 8: I'm not in the group message, so I have no idea.
Speaker 8: I wake up to a message from Dougie saying Rover
Speaker 8: has been up puking all night and we're running Best
Speaker 8: Of today? Are you okay to run Best Of? And
Speaker 8: I said, well, of course. So I sleep in until five.
Speaker 8: I roll out of bed, threw on pajamas that have
Speaker 8: been in my dresser for a year, so they smell
Speaker 8: like the dresser.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm discussed. We're lucky. I have a bron
Speaker 3: and I just run out of the house and as.
Speaker 8: I'm almost here, she goes, wait, we're going to be
Speaker 8: live this morning, and I'm like.
Speaker 3: What I look like this today?
Speaker 4: I smell.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, awesome, I didn't change my underwear.
Speaker 3: I'm as I have clean underwear on at least.
Speaker 4: I mean really.
Speaker 2: And then and then, honestly, what is even even more
Speaker 2: infuriating Charlie is no apology. Oh no soever, almost like
Speaker 2: you're the ones who were at fault.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: I was getting kind of scolded on the phone with
Speaker 1: her because after I got that tax, they said what, like,
Speaker 1: what are you talking back in bed? And she goes
Speaker 1: I think she called her. I call her and she goes, hey,
Speaker 1: you got to come in, And I was like, I don't. Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll be there, but I'm gonna be really
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be really late.
Speaker 6: I made it before you did. I just threw clothes
Speaker 6: on and came, but you.
Speaker 1: Left before I did because you actually knew the information.
Speaker 4: I went back to Sleepy More.
Speaker 3: I lived twenty minutes I was on the phone.
Speaker 4: With you because you left before.
Speaker 3: You just took your time, So it's actually Charlie's Paul.
Speaker 1: And then she starts calling why didn't you come? Wait?
Speaker 4: Why would we cancel the show?
Speaker 1: Because the center I go, I don't know, it's none
Speaker 1: of my business.
Speaker 4: I have no idea. Didn't make sense. He was blaming
Speaker 4: you for her mistake.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, it is such a ridiculous thing that she's up.
Speaker 4: To over there, and all she too was just say
Speaker 4: my bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I don't know how somebody could make
Speaker 2: that mistake. Actually again, because I have a little picture
Speaker 2: of Snitchers. It's his it's his headshot and he has
Speaker 2: his hand like this is it the same picture you
Speaker 2: have of him?
Speaker 1: Let me see the picture I have. But also the
Speaker 1: other clear thing is it says Anthony Snitzer. So I
Speaker 1: mean it just says that, yes, I have a little
Speaker 1: picture of him in front of a green screen. But
Speaker 1: I don't get I don't even where where.
Speaker 3: Do you get off?
Speaker 1: Where do you get off? Where do you get off?
Speaker 3: Where do you get off?
Speaker 6: Where?
Speaker 1: The panic and kind of yelling at everybody that we're
Speaker 1: like not there on time.
Speaker 7: You told us not to come in over twenty.
Speaker 4: Minutes to leave the house.
Speaker 1: So like you call me if it's six and say
Speaker 1: I gotta go, Well, that's me. I start leaving the house.
Speaker 1: It's going to take me twenty minutes to get out
Speaker 1: of the house.
Speaker 2: There's things I can't accept responsibility for anything. It's always
Speaker 2: somebody else's fault. Somebody is always the one to blame.
Speaker 2: She's she always turns herself into the victim.
Speaker 3: I'm not the victim.
Speaker 2: We talk about professional victory comes on this show. This
Speaker 2: is a professional victim everything.
Speaker 4: That it's not my faulte. Are you mad at me
Speaker 4: that I told everybody to stay out?
Speaker 3: We're here, we're doing the show, we're rocking. Might not
Speaker 3: look so good. I was here on time. I was
Speaker 3: thank you.
Speaker 4: I'm an only reliable employee.
Speaker 6: I was excited because it was the first day of school,
Speaker 6: and I'm like, oh, I.
Speaker 3: Get to see the kids go off to school.
Speaker 2: Was a part of it the first day of school?
Speaker 2: So did she do this?
Speaker 4: On per part of it? Did she?
Speaker 2: Did she concoct this? She saw that Snitzer was was outsick.
Speaker 2: She then tells everybody to stay home. She thinks that
Speaker 2: when I wake up and I I'm just.
Speaker 4: Gonna go told everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess, I guess we're not doing a show
Speaker 2: like I'm not. Is that what you were playing? They
Speaker 2: do a first day at school on a Tuesday.
Speaker 3: It's either a Tuesday or Wednesdays usually the first day
Speaker 3: of school. Why it always is Monday?
Speaker 1: Why not get off on the right foot, Yeah, Monday,
Speaker 1: I think it.
Speaker 6: Is all the teachers were in school yesterday getting everything prepped,
Speaker 6: and then they have all summer to do that.
Speaker 3: No, they have their summer off.
Speaker 6: They deserve the summer off dealing with these rotten kids.
Speaker 2: So they you're telling me that teachers only come in
Speaker 2: the day before school starts to get ready.
Speaker 3: No, I'm sure that they were in before, like a
Speaker 3: day or two.
Speaker 2: They don't need that Monday. They should start school on
Speaker 2: a Monday.
Speaker 3: I mean they're not.
Speaker 1: There's a school here. Why do you Why are you
Speaker 1: pushing for more school?
Speaker 3: It's too hot.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying you should get the kids in the
Speaker 1: school on Monday. Now, he's been to in a three
Speaker 1: day three days. It should be Thursday. If anything, you
Speaker 1: get two days back to weekend. Then the next time
Speaker 1: it's three days ago, and then four days, then five days.
Speaker 4: Then those are just two wasted days at the beginning.
Speaker 2: You gotta start right on Monday, just like you normally
Speaker 2: would anyway. So, oh my god, what a complete and
Speaker 2: utter disaster. Charlie K compliments of Dougie the Newsgirls almost
Speaker 2: Girl on the Planet.
Speaker 3: Not that I am anyone to criticize. How I look?
Speaker 3: Can you zoom in on Rover's lip? I think he
Speaker 3: needs chapstick.
Speaker 4: I don't think I can.
Speaker 3: Oh, you need chapstick? Are you dry? Are you drinking
Speaker 3: enough water?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: I flew the other day and I loaded up on
Speaker 2: emodium on the flight because I had to go to
Speaker 2: the bathroom on the flight. You pooh multiple times? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I exploded in that thing on the plane, so good
Speaker 2: on the plane, Oh my god. And it was to
Speaker 2: the point where I had to go.
Speaker 4: So I went. The first time.
Speaker 2: I went to the bathroom at the front of the plane,
Speaker 2: and then I've I was in there for a good
Speaker 2: ten or fifteen minutes, and so then I'm self conscious
Speaker 2: and were there were a couple of flight attendants. So
Speaker 2: the one is up there at the front, and she
Speaker 2: knows I've been in this bathroom for ten or fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4: So now I go.
Speaker 2: Now I feel it griggling again, and I go, oh, no,
Speaker 2: I didn't. So I stand up and I'm looking. I
Speaker 2: look at the front of the planet. I look at
Speaker 2: the back of the plane. I see that same flight
Speaker 2: attendant who I just left approximately five or six minutes ago,
Speaker 2: and I go, I can't go back by her. So
Speaker 2: I walk all the way to the back of the
Speaker 2: plane and use the bathroom there.
Speaker 1: No, I don't like that. Were you in first class?
Speaker 1: I was, Oh, no, you don't get to do that.
Speaker 1: You don't get to come back with us and using
Speaker 1: our bathroom. No you.
Speaker 7: I went right through that little curtain. No, no, I
Speaker 7: don't like that because I'm not allowed to go into yours.
Speaker 7: And you're tanting the whole plane pretty much. The smell
Speaker 7: is probably traveling down the aisle.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was. It was no good, absolutely no good.
Speaker 2: So what I did was I took a normal dose.
Speaker 2: Well I started, I made him I'm I felt this
Speaker 2: coming on, and I I took one emodium because I
Speaker 2: didn't want to. I go, oh, this is going to
Speaker 2: screw me up for a week if I take. If
Speaker 2: I take more, so then it and then it really
Speaker 2: hit me and then I go, oh, no, I got
Speaker 2: to take the second one.
Speaker 4: So I took the second one.
Speaker 2: Then I blasted, and then I go, oh my god,
Speaker 2: this is going to be an endless throughout the flight.
Speaker 2: So I took a third emodium. And I don't know
Speaker 2: what emodium does to you, but it's somehow it. I
Speaker 2: think the way that it works to stop explosive diarrhea
Speaker 2: is I think it just like dries you out, like
Speaker 2: it dries your intestines on it, like it like sucks
Speaker 2: all the water out of you. So now I'm just
Speaker 2: constantly like I have dry mouth, my lips are chapped.
Speaker 2: It's all because I'm overtoased on emodium three.
Speaker 1: Emodium three, this is noga. So when do you think
Speaker 1: you're going to go next?
Speaker 2: Well that's another issue because I have at inner dates
Speaker 2: with the wife and another couple on Friday night and
Speaker 2: I'm I'm now, I'm very, very nervous that that the
Speaker 2: seal is going to br a Friday afternoon or Friday
Speaker 2: evening right before dinner or at dinner. And it's just
Speaker 2: that's about the timeline that I think it's going to be.
Speaker 2: So I've been really take a laxative. I thought about that.
Speaker 3: Why not eat garlic?
Speaker 2: I said, I said, honey, I said, oh my god, honey,
Speaker 2: I think I need to take like some meal lax
Speaker 2: or something. And she she goes, just her tone of
Speaker 2: voice that my wife goes, okay.
Speaker 4: I could tell she thought it was a really stupid idea.
Speaker 1: Well, I think she said, enough for themdium and the
Speaker 1: laxatives and everything else.
Speaker 3: You know that'll run right through.
Speaker 4: Real quick.
Speaker 3: Eat something like that that'll make you trigger.
Speaker 8: Because if not, it's also going to be really hard
Speaker 8: when it comes out. You should probably get a suppository
Speaker 8: to make sure it softens it up if you're going
Speaker 8: to hold it for that long.
Speaker 2: So I uh, I'm I'm I'm going through. I feel
Speaker 2: completely fine. But I did look in the mirror yesterday
Speaker 2: and I go, oh my god, I look like a
Speaker 2: pregnant woman because I've been eating. You know, this was
Speaker 2: I flew on what was it? This was Friday? And
Speaker 2: so I I, uh, I've been eating since Friday. But
Speaker 2: it's going nowhere, like it hasn't gone anywhere. After I
Speaker 2: got off the plane. There's been no further movement. You know,
Speaker 2: it's Friday, the doctor eventually Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Well,
Speaker 2: four days of food in this belly of mine.
Speaker 6: And it's if it was Charlie or myself, because I
Speaker 6: do this as well, you would be ripping one.
Speaker 1: You need to go to the doctor. Not because you're
Speaker 1: not crapping right now, but the amount that you have
Speaker 1: diarrhea is strange because you're not. If you were drinking
Speaker 1: every day, I'd be like, okay, that that explains it.
Speaker 4: But you're not. So what do you and when you.
Speaker 1: Have the craps you just usually I have I have
Speaker 1: loose stools sometimes, but it's just I take it and
Speaker 1: then it's it's over with. It's not like a full
Speaker 1: day excursion. You just take it and then you're done.
Speaker 1: So what At some point I think you got to
Speaker 1: go to the doctor and go there's something wrong. This
Speaker 1: is not normal at all. Nobody else is going through this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you have krones?
Speaker 8: Do you have some kind of there's something going on
Speaker 8: in your intestines that isn't right.
Speaker 3: I have a I have.
Speaker 6: A version of what you have where I I hop
Speaker 6: up on emodium all the time. My version I try
Speaker 6: not yours, and I haven't.
Speaker 4: I try not to do that because it will back
Speaker 4: it will back you up.
Speaker 2: And when I triple those because I'm in the worst
Speaker 2: thing on a plane, and I triple those. So this
Speaker 2: is this is going to be this potentially is just
Speaker 2: turned to cement in my ent?
Speaker 1: Why did you keep dosing while you're on the plane.
Speaker 1: I had to stop you just keep going. I once
Speaker 1: flew to Texas. You made me lax. It was on
Speaker 1: the show. I got on a plane that day. I
Speaker 1: crapped across the entire United States and just sat and
Speaker 1: sat in there, just crap. Because and then when it
Speaker 1: was fine, you just get you just because the plane
Speaker 1: is is at some point the plane has to land, Charlie.
Speaker 4: We're circling in the air forever.
Speaker 2: And then they they you know how how they're sticklers
Speaker 2: for you know, get back in your seat, put your
Speaker 2: seatbelt on. I can't ride the plane all the way
Speaker 2: down on the toilet. What did you eat Thursday night
Speaker 2: that would make this happen? Or was it I had
Speaker 2: a I had sort of. I had chicken and mushrooms
Speaker 2: on on Thursday.
Speaker 3: And then Friday night, what did you eat?
Speaker 1: Well, No, Friday night was where he's flying. So Friday morning,
Speaker 1: what did would you anything before you left we were here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had, Uh what did I have?
Speaker 2: I don't remember, I mean nothing really, So it was
Speaker 2: it was no good, and I was so I was
Speaker 2: kept looking at the at the lavatory as they call it,
Speaker 2: from the front and the back, and they have like
Speaker 2: a little green light if it's clear. And the whole
Speaker 2: time I was just I was just looking from the
Speaker 2: front to the back, front of the back, make sure
Speaker 2: that one of those suckers is clear in case I
Speaker 2: need to get up and sprint. No good, I've got
Speaker 2: to take a break. Eight sixty six, yo, Rover, We'll
Speaker 2: be right back.
Speaker 4: Hang on, whonie.
Speaker 5: Listening to this show may cause offense, so gross irritation,
Speaker 5: and in some cases divorce.
Speaker 1: Oh you can thank us later for that last one.
Speaker 5: Welcome back to Rover's moaning glory.
Speaker 4: I don't know who John.
Speaker 2: Awesome is it? Asof osoff? How do you pronounce this
Speaker 2: guy's name? Do you know who this guy is? I
Speaker 2: guess he's a senator from somewhere. I just heard about
Speaker 2: him yesterday for the first time.
Speaker 4: So no, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know who this guy is, but he I
Speaker 2: believe as a Democrat who maybe trying to dip his
Speaker 2: toe in the water to be the Democratic nominee from
Speaker 2: President of the United States. And he gave a speech
Speaker 2: and he ripped on President Donald J. Trump, and he
Speaker 2: he seems to have hit a particular nerve with Trump
Speaker 2: with some comments that he made, and that was in
Speaker 2: regards to this woman that works with him, This Natalie
Speaker 2: Harp I think is her name, And she's this.
Speaker 4: Blonde, young blonde that's.
Speaker 2: His essentially personal assistant who travels everywhere with him.
Speaker 4: She was one of the few.
Speaker 2: She was the one that got in the in the
Speaker 2: catering truck when he when he was secreted out of
Speaker 2: the out of the new Air Force one into the
Speaker 2: old Air Force one or whatever he was doing. She
Speaker 2: was in the catering truck with him. Maybe they put
Speaker 2: a little, you know, a little little bed down there
Speaker 2: for the two of them or whatever. But she's also
Speaker 2: according to some reports, she's left him these very bizarre notes.
Speaker 4: Do you remember reading.
Speaker 1: About these notes, Charlie, Yeah, I don't remember the specifics,
Speaker 1: but it just like you're the greatest person that's ever existed,
Speaker 1: kind of notes, just that he would find the craziest
Speaker 1: thing about her is and I don't know the story
Speaker 1: and I can't look it up here.
Speaker 4: But she wasn't allowed to stay somewhere. Did you hear this?
Speaker 1: She wasn't, so she lived inside the locker room at
Speaker 1: Westminster Golf Club or one of the golf clubs for
Speaker 1: the whole summer.
Speaker 4: You didn't hear this. I did look that up somewhere.
Speaker 1: She lived in the locker room of a golf club
Speaker 1: because she wasn't allowed. I don't know, I don't understand,
Speaker 1: but that's how dedicated she is to him for a
Speaker 1: whole summer, so she could be close to him.
Speaker 2: She lived in a golf club. Really interesting, as she
Speaker 2: left a note. I saw a note and I'm paraphrasing,
Speaker 2: but the note was, I just hope that I can
Speaker 2: be with you and brighten your day so that we
Speaker 2: don't have to to uh to talk about work ever again.
Speaker 2: And I mean, it's just really sort of strange stuff.
Speaker 2: So anyways, this John us Off for whatever his name is,
Speaker 2: he made a speech and he mentioned this Natalie Harp. Frankly, honestly,
Speaker 2: the speech I wouldn't even be worth mentioning. I don't
Speaker 2: think whatever this whatever he's going to say here in
Speaker 2: this speech, and Ducie by the way, this is going
Speaker 2: to come up on STPC.
Speaker 4: Give her advanced notice.
Speaker 2: We have to we have to slow things down, dumb
Speaker 2: things down for Dougie today. Okay, all right, just then
Speaker 2: then you should be set. We're just just verifying. So
Speaker 2: here here's this speech, and again this is not I
Speaker 2: normally wouldn't play this speech. The only reason I'm playing
Speaker 2: this speech is because I want to. Then, I want
Speaker 2: you to hear this so that I can read you
Speaker 2: the reply from the White House. Listen, I'm not hearing that.
Speaker 2: See I'm not I'm.
Speaker 4: Not hearing that.
Speaker 6: I'm looking at it right now. It's turned on st PC. Yes,
Speaker 6: everything's on the board is on.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't hear a thing. I see the video.
Speaker 3: It's on next to zoom to try a different video.
Speaker 1: I don't know why the audio would be cut out
Speaker 1: in this, but all right, let me try a different video. Oh,
Speaker 1: no audio on that either. What's going on? Do you
Speaker 1: want me to try? Let me try hold on, let
Speaker 1: me try an old one.
Speaker 3: No audio there, you said, it's up, it's on, all.
Speaker 4: Right, going to go in there and not? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't need a video.
Speaker 4: I want we'll get to that. We'll get during the
Speaker 4: next break. You can run in there and say, leave you.
Speaker 3: I don't need him to save me.
Speaker 4: Do you think she did just just no, it.
Speaker 6: Was up and on when I came in here because
Speaker 6: I was using it.
Speaker 3: Oh now, rip on, Crystal, then don't take it out
Speaker 3: of me. That's how I was playing audio.
Speaker 4: What could she possibly have done? I'm not sure she.
Speaker 3: Crystal didn't do anything. Do she didn't do anything?
Speaker 4: Try to play the Try to play audio from audition
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 3: Audition is closed out.
Speaker 4: I just open it up, open it up.
Speaker 8: While she's doing that, I was reading an article about
Speaker 8: this Natalie Harp living in it the on the grounds
Speaker 8: of this country club, in the women's locker room. I
Speaker 8: guess she had gotten herself a maid's room, but it
Speaker 8: was too far from the president, so she ended up
Speaker 8: moving herself much closer to a women's locker room, they
Speaker 8: say allegedly as well, so that way she could be
Speaker 8: close this summer while he was.
Speaker 2: I don't know what a locker room for women is like,
Speaker 2: but a locker room for me, it's disgusting. Even in
Speaker 2: a country club, like who wants wants to wants to
Speaker 2: sleep at the locker room girls up at his apartment drinking,
Speaker 2: but the under okay, can stop that.
Speaker 4: There you go. That must be something with our video pops.
Speaker 2: Fiddling with something anyway, So this this awesome. He in
Speaker 2: this speech, he said, I'll just read you the speech
Speaker 2: instead of playing it. While the sailors on the USS,
Speaker 2: Abraham Lincoln fight his war, while he fruitlessly drains our
Speaker 2: munitions and oil reserves.
Speaker 4: The president sleeps.
Speaker 2: Through his meetings, engulfs and trades stocks.
Speaker 4: He doesn't want to do the job.
Speaker 2: He wants to build his ballroom and travel with Natalie
Speaker 2: on their apparently defensive flying flying palace gifted by the
Speaker 2: e mirror of Cutter.
Speaker 4: Okay, so big deal.
Speaker 2: You know it's you know, this is how politics works, right,
Speaker 2: say something you always say about the other guy.
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Did you find that to be like particularly pointed or
Speaker 2: like biting?
Speaker 4: Or I didn't. I was like, okay, whatever, who cares?
Speaker 1: Like it's the first time I've heard anybody mention this
Speaker 1: Natalie person, Uh, like a politician. And I haven't really
Speaker 1: seen any news people talk about it either. I've just
Speaker 1: seen I've seen people recently the last couple of days
Speaker 1: start mentioning her this this golf club thing, and then
Speaker 1: so it must have trickled down to him, he says it,
Speaker 1: and then it then it starts spiraling from there yesterday
Speaker 1: because then a CNN reporter asked him, asked Trump like, hey,
Speaker 1: what do you think about this guy saying this about Natalie?
Speaker 4: And then he he started flipped out, yeah, shut up her,
Speaker 4: shut up.
Speaker 1: Calls that guy pee wee herman for some reason. I
Speaker 1: don't know why. I'm just gonna put him up here.
Speaker 1: It doesn't I don't. I guess a little pee wee hermanish.
Speaker 1: I get it really look pe wee Herminish maybe, But
Speaker 1: then after that then it got really weird.
Speaker 4: Well, this is.
Speaker 2: I just want to read you this from the White
Speaker 2: House Communications director Stephen Chong. John Ossoff is the guy
Speaker 2: who said this about Trump. So of course, you know
Speaker 2: there has to be a nickname for everybody. Let me
Speaker 2: just read you quote. And this is a quote from
Speaker 2: the White House. By the way, so I don't think
Speaker 2: you can't dump this on the radio because this is newsworthy.
Speaker 4: Here's the quote, m quote.
Speaker 2: John Jackoff has to be the biggest kuck loser in politics.
Speaker 2: Instead of denigrating hard working people serving their country. John
Speaker 2: should look deep into his soul and ask himself why
Speaker 2: he's a miserable person who hates this country.
Speaker 4: Now, just think about that. That is the White.
Speaker 2: House calling this guy John jackoff and saying he's the
Speaker 2: biggest kuk loser in politics. That is it completely bonkers.
Speaker 2: They didn't completely insane. They're not the only thing they said, Rover.
Speaker 2: Then they went off.
Speaker 1: Then they went off at the reporter who asked about
Speaker 1: it yesterday. It says Kristin HCNN is a disgraceful, humiliating
Speaker 1: embarrassment to her alleged profession. Potus hosts a hero lifeguard
Speaker 1: in the Oval office, and she uses it as an
Speaker 1: opportunity to take cheap shot about President Trump's staffers.
Speaker 4: These scumbags are the lowest of the low. Again, this
Speaker 4: is the rapid response.
Speaker 1: Forty seven official White House communication, and then there's one more.
Speaker 1: Then they're not done. They go Then they post another one. Kristin,
Speaker 1: Someday your children will come across your discussing an inhumane question.
Speaker 1: They'll be sicken and embarrassed to have to have a
Speaker 1: parent be so callous and vindictive.
Speaker 4: It's quite troubling.
Speaker 2: No, really, that's fascinating that they're worried about what the
Speaker 2: parents of a reporter might think. No, nothing about well,
Speaker 2: I guess certain kids of certain people don't seem to
Speaker 2: be you know, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree,
Speaker 2: I suppose. I don't think there's any shame there with
Speaker 2: the children of somebody.
Speaker 1: I wonder if the Natalie person wrote that wrote these
Speaker 1: messages too, because there was a video out where she
Speaker 1: posts all of Trump's truth socials. He sits there and
Speaker 1: just starts going off. He just starts rambling, and she
Speaker 1: types it out for him. That's her job.
Speaker 2: She's also the one who posted him the AI image
Speaker 2: of him as Jesus I believe.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, if you recall that. Uh so, anyways, I mean, something.
Speaker 1: Must be going on with him, him and that chick,
Speaker 1: because they don't lose their mind that much about not
Speaker 1: this much like, because he's had other chicks that are
Speaker 1: always around him and people have speculated things, they never
Speaker 1: go nuts about it.
Speaker 4: This one. They're going something something weird is going on.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, maybe it's nothing, but it definitely struck a
Speaker 2: nerve for whatever reason. But I just I mean, this
Speaker 2: is the White House. This is what we're talking about here.
Speaker 2: It's just so bizarre. When does it stop? I don't know?
Speaker 2: Uh anyway, So I just thought that that was a
Speaker 2: little bit a little bit interesting from and I don't
Speaker 2: know who this John Assoff guy is. I don't know
Speaker 2: what his chances are. Now there is another thing, and
Speaker 2: this is a little bit different.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 2: I don't like talking about politics a whole lot, but
Speaker 2: there is a political ad that once I get this
Speaker 2: audio fixed, I haven't seen this ad.
Speaker 4: I already read about it. Charlie. Have you seen this ad? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I watch the whole thing. Yep. Is it
Speaker 4: is okay?
Speaker 2: On a scale of one to ten, How crazy is it?
Speaker 1: It's a sign of the times. It's one of the
Speaker 1: most insane things I've ever seen. But this is just
Speaker 1: going to be normal now for the course, this is
Speaker 1: going to be normal that they just use one it's AI.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna mention that, and they just that's not
Speaker 1: a problem anymore. It seems like that should be wrong.
Speaker 1: This should be illegal to use AI in a complet.
Speaker 2: Ad, just sort of especially to distort your opponent. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but there's a political ad that is so crazy I'm
Speaker 2: going to have to play that for you in just
Speaker 2: a few minutes because once we get the audio fixed,
Speaker 2: because I again, i've only read about it, I haven't
Speaker 2: seen it, and I can't believe it's as bad as
Speaker 2: what I read, and it just seems.
Speaker 4: Completely off the wall. So we'll get to that in
Speaker 4: a while.
Speaker 2: Dougi, you are going to have the shizzy coming up
Speaker 2: in a few minutes.
Speaker 4: What's on the way.
Speaker 6: Some frat brothers are busted and it's not for hazing,
Speaker 6: it's for doing something else. And there's a lot of them.
Speaker 6: I believe thirteen frat brothers indicted.
Speaker 3: What do they do? I'll tell you the story coming
Speaker 3: up next.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll get to that in just a moment.
Speaker 2: Pyro Ajax says, I'm glad you guys are on today.
Speaker 2: I finally watched the movie Obsession. What a crazy movie.
Speaker 2: Why would you stick around with a woman like that?
Speaker 2: It's insane to stay who's more crazy, the girl or
Speaker 2: the guy?
Speaker 4: He wants to ask, now, Charlie, you watched this movie.
Speaker 2: Somebody said, my wife looks like somebody in that that
Speaker 2: one of the chicks in that movie.
Speaker 4: And I showed her two pictures I go. Somebody said,
Speaker 4: you look like somebody in those movie. She goes, I'll
Speaker 4: look like either one of them. Man, I don't know.
Speaker 2: There's two brunettes in the movie.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the guy is. Yeah, no, I
Speaker 1: mean it's probably the main girl. Yeah, I can't think
Speaker 1: of I can't even think of who the other brunette is.
Speaker 1: But yeah, she's talking with friend. She's brunette too. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: well the main chick is the is the girl? This
Speaker 1: guy whoever is talking about isn't okay?
Speaker 4: Movie?
Speaker 1: I don't I don't get the obsession with this movie. Obsession.
Speaker 1: It's like just a perfectly fine horror movie. It's nothing groundbreaking.
Speaker 1: You pretty much can tell what's gonna happen within the
Speaker 1: first five minutes. You're like, I know, I know where
Speaker 1: this is gonna go. It's a little ridiculous because the
Speaker 1: girl becomes obsessed with the guy, and that's in the trailer,
Speaker 1: so I'm not getting anything away. But like the first
Speaker 1: two crazy things she did, you'd be like, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the cops. I'm not sticking around for this.
Speaker 1: You could immediately leave, and then the movie just keeps
Speaker 1: getting crazier and crazier, like, no guy would stick around.
Speaker 1: And the only reason I guess he might is that
Speaker 1: he caused it. So maybe he has some sort of
Speaker 1: feeling bad paused it. Okay, I haven't watched this movie yet,
Speaker 1: which I'm not good not give anything away. Like he
Speaker 1: wishes for her to fall in love with him, all right,
Speaker 1: and then she becomes obsessed with him.
Speaker 4: That's that is the movie. That's the entire thing.
Speaker 1: And so maybe there's a feeling that he feels bad
Speaker 1: that he's made her an insane person. So that's why
Speaker 1: he's sticking around because nobody else, nobody would stick around after.
Speaker 7: The one thing. They're the one thing you would leave.
Speaker 7: What's I don't even know the one thing?
Speaker 1: Like one thing she just wakes up in the middle
Speaker 1: of the night, she's standing in the corner of the
Speaker 1: room or something. You'd be like, all right, you gotta
Speaker 1: get out. Okay, all right, that's really weird. You're staring
Speaker 1: at me while I'm sleeping. All right, I think it's
Speaker 1: time for you to leave. And then the other what
Speaker 1: is the other thing? The the food?
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, that's when you would go, Okay, this is
Speaker 8: a little.
Speaker 4: That he's like, yeah, I don't like that, Well he
Speaker 4: did that? What you made for me for food? Okay?
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 2: Speaking of movies, Angelina says, my boyfriend and I watched.
Speaker 4: The Long Walk. It was not good.
Speaker 2: Gave us a good reason to fool around though, because
Speaker 2: the movie was so boring. Thanks you, guys, she says
Speaker 2: the movie. I mean, it wasn't great, but I didn't
Speaker 2: think it was terrible. Is that right through the middle
Speaker 2: of the road movie. No, I'm intended. I've got to
Speaker 2: take a quick break. We'll be right back. We'll get
Speaker 2: to the Shizzy in just a few minutes. Eight sixty
Speaker 2: six and Yo Rover his AR number.
Speaker 4: Hang on.