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Speaker 1: It's k IF.

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Speaker 2: I am sixty and you're listening to the Conway Show

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Speaker 2: on demand on the iHeartRadio app. I wrote an open

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Speaker 2: letter today to a corporation. Yeah, and I'm gonna read

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Speaker 2: it on the air. I need some background music for it, though.

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Speaker 1: Let's see you.

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Speaker 3: Very Luton.

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Speaker 4: Nice, dear.

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Speaker 1: Dear King Tako.

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Speaker 2: Today, on my way back from Orange County the Anaheim

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Speaker 2: Convention Center.

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Speaker 1: To be exact act, I needed King Taco.

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Speaker 2: Buzzed up the five Freeway connected to the seven to

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Speaker 2: ten fairly successfully and.

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Speaker 1: Got off the freeway.

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Speaker 2: Where the seven ten crosses the sixty Freeway, I believe

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Speaker 2: one of the original locations of King Taco.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't find parking, so.

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Speaker 2: Drove around the block and finally found a space on

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Speaker 2: the street blocked the car. Walked back to the restaurant,

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Speaker 2: and I was floored when I saw the line of people,

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Speaker 2: maybe sixty five deep. So I walked back to the car,

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Speaker 2: depressed out of my mind.

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Speaker 1: By now it's four.

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Speaker 2: Point thirty and time is becoming an issue. Gotta get

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Speaker 2: back to work at least by five point thirty. So

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Speaker 2: I opened up my ways, typed in King Taco, and

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Speaker 2: they said there was another location that I was familiar with,

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Speaker 2: the one on Broadway. Got in the car, drove to

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Speaker 2: the one on Broadway, maybe a six minute drive, maybe

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Speaker 2: ten minute drive. Buzzed into the parking lot, found a

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Speaker 2: parking space right away. Unusual on a Friday afternoon at

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Speaker 2: King Taka, I walked to the front door, realized I

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Speaker 2: left my wallet in the car, went back, grabbed my wallet,

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Speaker 2: opened the front door, and again shocked by the twenty

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Speaker 2: five people in line in front of me, looked at

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Speaker 2: this time on my f and said, no way, There's

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Speaker 2: no way I have time to stand in this line.

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Speaker 1: King Taco, you are.

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Speaker 2: The in and out of Mexican food, my favorite place

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Speaker 2: for years, and the Salsa Verde is second to none. However,

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Speaker 2: you need more locations. You need a sand Fernando Valley

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Speaker 2: location like maybe Burbank, although maybe it's like living near

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Speaker 2: a casino. I don't know if I could survive living

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Speaker 2: a half mile away from a King Taco. Great food,

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Speaker 2: great service, more locations, possible drive through and delivery. Maybe

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Speaker 2: right With all of my love, your biggest fan in

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Speaker 2: the valley.

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Speaker 1: Conway, I'm wait.

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Speaker 2: I'll wait for your response in the mail room.

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Speaker 1: Tim Conway Junior care Ka five.

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Speaker 2: Thirty four hundred West Olive, Sweet five point fifty Burbank, California,

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Speaker 2: nine one, five oh five.

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Speaker 1: That's a wrap.

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Speaker 5: Wait, I need a siesta after that.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't believe it.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 2: Every time I go to Thea's King Tacos, there's nine

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Speaker 2: hundred people in front of me.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 3: They closed the one out by me?

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Speaker 4: No way?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it had been there for a long time, is

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Speaker 3: that right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 4: Oh man.

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Speaker 1: During COVID, just like a month or two ago.

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Speaker 3: I think, really, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: That's strange, man, that's really odd because every time I

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Speaker 2: go to one. There's one in downtown LA that's two

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Speaker 2: blocks away from another King Taco, and they're always jammed.

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Speaker 2: There's always fifty people on line. You ever go to

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Speaker 2: their stuff? Is that King Taco?

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, it's funny that you referenced

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Speaker 2: in and out because I had that experience. I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: Internet sounds good, and then you see the line, You're like, Nope,

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Speaker 2: it's not worth it.

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Speaker 1: It's just ridiculous.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I always jump in line, but I didn't have time today.

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Speaker 2: No time, man, But I can't believe there's not a

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Speaker 2: single King Taco location in the San Fernando Valley. I

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Speaker 2: don't know if King Taco is noticed, but there's two

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Speaker 2: million people live here in the San Fernando Valley. Now,

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Speaker 2: I'm sure they're expanding, you know, and they're expanding in

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Speaker 2: a reasonable way that makes sense on a business level.

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Speaker 2: But man, oh man, I I dream about that. It's weird.

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Speaker 2: I'm like obsessed by it. Really, yeah, I have dreams,

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Speaker 2: and you just do like straight like regular what tacos? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: like Carnea sad in rice burrito and then Carnio Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and then Carnios.

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Speaker 1: Sat at Tacos.

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Speaker 2: Here's my order, three tacos and two burritos with an

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Speaker 2: extra large salsa verde, twenty four dollars and fifty cents

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Speaker 2: and and I and man, when I get there, there's

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Speaker 2: nobody in line. It's it's like a walk off Homer. God,

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Speaker 2: when does that ever happen?

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Speaker 1: Like once?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Maybe do you ever?

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Speaker 3: You never experiment you? No?

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Speaker 2: No, no no, no, Croziers, come on, come on know

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Speaker 2: each other for a long time missing out. I'm a

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Speaker 2: Taketo's guy. Uh you know what? I did notice that

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Speaker 2: they have chimmy chunga's and flouts, so the last time

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Speaker 2: I went there, I got flout this, which is like

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Speaker 2: a taketo.

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Speaker 1: They're pretty good too, right, But you're not changing up

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Speaker 1: the meat.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I know, I'm not with the

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Speaker 2: uh you know, bat's tail and uh tongues and all

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Speaker 2: that stuff, or ox tale oxtail oxtail. No, I mean,

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Speaker 2: Neil Savadri eats that crap that oxtail.

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Speaker 4: But that good, I know.

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Speaker 2: But but the ox's tail has spent the entire oxes

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Speaker 2: life about a half inch from the oxs a hole.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 7: Carla, our newsletter just texted me. She says, wants to

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Speaker 7: know if you know there's a King Taco in Glendale.

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Speaker 2: Sure, I know exactly where on Broadway. Yeah, I know,

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Speaker 2: that's one I always go to. Yeh, it's right. It's

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Speaker 2: right near the in and out there on Broadway. The

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Speaker 2: one I used to have to go to all the

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Speaker 2: time was the one in Pasadena. That was the closest one.

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Speaker 2: Then they opened one in Glendale. But when they opened

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Speaker 2: in Glendale, I had to give him a couple of

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Speaker 2: months because they had a new grill and it wasn't

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Speaker 2: seasoned yet, right, Yeah, they had to work that in.

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Speaker 2: But there's a beautiful one down near Dodger Stadium. That's

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Speaker 2: one of the originals as well.

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Speaker 7: But man, I've been to the one in Pasadena and

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Speaker 7: the one that just closed in Ontario. I think it's Ontario.

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Speaker 7: Was supposed to Upland, but uh and on Mountain there.

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Speaker 7: And I would go to the one by me in

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Speaker 4: Best.

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's some dangerous time. Time that had some dangerous.

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Speaker 1: Time, but they had the guard there.

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Speaker 3: I almost got the crap kicked out of me one time.

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Speaker 8: Man.

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Speaker 1: You know, I went to the one real quick. I know,

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Speaker 1: we got to take break.

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Speaker 2: I went to one on Pico and I I was

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Speaker 2: driving back from orangecam with my wife, my daughter, and

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Speaker 2: I went to the one on Pico right near the

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Speaker 2: one tent the ten Freeway. And now on the way

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Speaker 2: home from King Taco, Jason Sloko was talking on the

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Speaker 2: fine and go, yeah, I just went to King Takos.

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Speaker 1: Which one you go to?

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Speaker 2: I said, the one on Pico, he goes, Dude, it's

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Speaker 2: ten o'clock and night you went there with your wife

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Speaker 1: I said, yeah, he goes.

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Speaker 2: You know that last night a guy got murdered right

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Speaker 2: at the payphone, right near that King Taco.

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Speaker 4: My nice. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I even if I knew that, I still would have

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Speaker 1: buzzed the.

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Speaker 9: I am six forty.

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Speaker 1: This happened. This is the story. Who requested this?

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Speaker 8: This guy Greg, who wrote into my show and he

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Speaker 8: listens to you clearly on this show.

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Speaker 4: Greg Hutton, this is his last name.

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Speaker 1: All right, I haven't told this story in years.

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Speaker 4: He said, Mark, here's a fun fact.

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Speaker 8: There's a real Uh tell you this is my my

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Speaker 8: email address on my show is that the Mark Thompson

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Speaker 8: Show at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 4: So this is we came in through that. Uh. Here's

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Speaker 8: There's a real town named ding Dong, Texas where you

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Speaker 8: can view the eclipse. I hope you and Conway make

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Speaker 8: it out there. When you're on the Conway Show today,

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Speaker 8: will you tell the story of the body scan?

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, here's here's here's what happened. There was a

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Speaker 2: new advertiser that was going to do a full body scan.

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Speaker 2: And I always like to experience to go down and

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Speaker 2: the air, and I feel like you're cheating the audience

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Speaker 2: their business. So they said, we're doing full body scans

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Speaker 1: And I said, okay. I said, hey, Mark, you want

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Speaker 2: And Mark said, I don't really want to do the

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Speaker 2: body scan, but I will go down there and we'll

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Speaker 2: have lunch and we'll.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, that'll make a chance for you and me to

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Speaker 8: hang out. Yeah, right, Yeah, it's an Orange County.

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Speaker 1: And we couldn't.

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Speaker 2: Sam Bernardino and you were in the valley. I'm like, oh, hey,

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Speaker 2: to Burbank. I'll meet you down there, and you and

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Speaker 2: you were still like, fine, we'll meet down there.

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Speaker 1: I had lunch. I think we had lunch before.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know that.

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Speaker 8: We had My recollection of the entire thing was that

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Speaker 8: evaporated because of maybe geographics or whatever logistics. But we

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Speaker 8: get down there and everybody was really great. The doctor's

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Speaker 8: really cool. We get into this conference room, there's a

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Speaker 8: a very kind of bulliant, positive mood.

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Speaker 4: And then Tim goes in.

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Speaker 1: And I do my body scan and you do your

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Speaker 1: body scan.

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Speaker 4: It doesn't take long. It might have taken I don't know,

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Speaker 4: less than five minutes.

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Speaker 1: That's right. And then I come out and then they

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Speaker 1: say to me and.

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Speaker 8: They say, and Mark, do you want it? And I said, no, no, no,

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Speaker 8: I'm just here to hang out with Connor.

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Speaker 2: And Mark's been saying no the entire time. I don't

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Speaker 2: And then I came out. I go, it's not a

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Speaker 8: It's like it's maybe two minutes. And I said, okay, fine,

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Speaker 8: You take all this stuff out of your pockets. You

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Speaker 8: she says, Mark, I'll go yeah. I'm thinking, hell, you're

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Speaker 4: You are clear.

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Speaker 8: The doctor would like to see you in the next office.

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Speaker 8: And I said it's okay, he can come in. Tell

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Speaker 8: So now I'm starting to really wonder what's going on

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Speaker 4: Sure.

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Speaker 8: And then he says, I want you to look at something.

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Speaker 8: And then he points out this thing. I can barely

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Speaker 4: So I'd like you to have another scan.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I'm like, this is horrible.

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Speaker 8: I didn't even want this thing, and now I might

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Speaker 2: And we're going to go get some deep afterwards. And

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Speaker 2: Now he's a hypochondriac. Anyway, he's gonna be worried that

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Speaker 8: So six months later, I go down six months for

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Speaker 4: Well that went on two more.

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Speaker 1: No way, I didn't know that.

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Speaker 4: I was not out of the woods until four scans. Wow,

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Speaker 4: But that all.

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Speaker 8: Happened because we were going to go to Lynchard, Orange

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Speaker 8: County after it. Yeah, sponsor meeting, nice job.

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Speaker 2: But to drive away looking in my rear view mirror

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Speaker 2: He's looking down at it and he's depressed out of

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Speaker 1: I just left this guy up.

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Speaker 2: This guy is going to be a big basket case

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Speaker 2: for the next three years.

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Speaker 1: It was what what was it?

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Speaker 1: I mean they have determined I bet I don't know.

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Speaker 8: But problem, whatever it is, it's it's not growing at

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Speaker 1: I felt horrible. I feel horrible.

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Speaker 8: It was definitely a because the anxiety creates is not healthy.

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Speaker 1: No, no, it's the worst.

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Speaker 2: The anxiety attached to it is worse than the actual

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Speaker 2: you know spot exactly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the worst.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't believe that was the scan story. That's so horrible.

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Speaker 2: I talked you into the scan. I screwed your life

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Speaker 2: up for like two years.

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Speaker 3: Think.

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Speaker 8: I know other people who've done and they discovered things

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Speaker 4: Done it though.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I recommend it.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it's really a positive thing. It's just that that

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Speaker 2: That's right, buddy, that's right, man. No more lunch is

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Speaker 2: with me, Jing Dong.

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Speaker 9: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on Demyan from KF

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Speaker 9: I am six forty.

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Speaker 1: I guess the.

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Speaker 2: Most well behaved person on the floor, uh here on

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Speaker 2: the fourth floor in our Burbank location of iHeartMedia has

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Speaker 2: got to be Sharon Bellio.

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Speaker 1: Nobody.

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Speaker 2: When you meet Sharon Bellio, you assume that she's never

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Speaker 2: had any negative contact with the cops. I don't even

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Speaker 2: think you've ever been pulled over? Have you ever been

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Speaker 1: When I was younger, But when's the last time cop

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Speaker 5: It's been a long like decades.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, because you do it, you don't do anything wrong.

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Speaker 1: I try.

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Speaker 5: I believe in playing by the rules.

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Speaker 2: That's right now, and but you do it inside and

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm a rules follower, that's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And you've never done you know, anything too well.

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Speaker 2: While you slip on a banana peel. Yeah, but but

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Speaker 1: As a charge.

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Speaker 5: I wasn't arrested.

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Speaker 1: No, but you did something.

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Speaker 5: Well, they came to the house to story worn orn.

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Speaker 1: How did what happened to you?

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Speaker 5: Well, I'll put this disclaimer out.

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Speaker 6: Kids don't do this at home because it can lead

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Speaker 6: And then one of our friends wasn't there with us

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Speaker 6: Yeah, like pizzas, and we ordered like some tuxedos, and

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Speaker 6: No, oh no, But we placed orders with all these

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Speaker 5: All kinds of stuff.

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Speaker 5: Then when they went to the three of they, I don't.

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Speaker 5: It was me.

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Speaker 6: So the police showed up to the house and they

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Speaker 5: So I learned my lesson.

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 5: Huh, I cop to it?

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Speaker 7: Wow?

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Speaker 5: I got grounded? And uh?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you.

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Speaker 2: were a kid, you had phone privileges. Yeah, and you

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Speaker 2: could destroy them.

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Speaker 5: I destroyed my phone grounding.

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Speaker 3: Whoever hears of kids being grounded anymore?

453
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Speaker 4: Ye had never.

454
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Speaker 6: I was grounded for like a whole month. I couldn't

455
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Speaker 6: go to any of the games at school. I really

456
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Speaker 6: go out after school.

457
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Speaker 5: Yeah.

458
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Speaker 1: Wow, your mom and dad were strict.

459
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Speaker 5: They were strict.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's harder on the parents to ground kids

461
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Speaker 1: than it is the kids.

462
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Speaker 5: I don't believe that to be true.

463
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Speaker 6: I think it's true, and it's hard for parents to

464
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Speaker 6: stick to the grounding.

465
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Speaker 1: Yeah, because you know, you.

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Speaker 5: Like, please please please please please. Yeah, and it's hard

467
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Speaker 5: to say no.

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Speaker 7: It wasn't hard for my dad. No months, set a

469
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Speaker 7: time in my room. Really yeah, it was just for

470
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Speaker 7: a s on my report card. Oh wow, man, I

471
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Speaker 7: we had a cake. If I got a C.

472
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Speaker 1: My dad be like, would you cheat?

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Speaker 4: Cheat?

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Speaker 8: Did did?

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Speaker 5: Congratulations?

476
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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

478
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,440
Speaker 2: And congratulations was misspelled with a capital s.

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Speaker 3: Yes, he was under.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

482
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Speaker 2: You guys have seen my photos when I was a child.

483
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Speaker 2: That's wild man. But ye, we used to do those

484
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Speaker 2: phony phone calls. We never got the cops called on us, though.

485
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Speaker 5: Well I always have to overdo stuff.

486
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Speaker 6: Yes, I had maybe called one or two, it wouldn't

487
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Speaker 6: have been a but we called like twenty different places.

488
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Speaker 6: And I think that their parents got bombarded with phone

489
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Speaker 6: calls and they weren't happy.

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Speaker 1: We used to call.

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Speaker 2: And I think this restaurant's not there anymore, so I

492
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Speaker 2: can tell this story on the air. But there was

493
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Speaker 2: Jerry's Deli and Encino and Jerry's Deli in Studio City,

494
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Speaker 2: and we were in the Studio City one me and

495
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Speaker 2: a buddy, and we found out the manager of the

496
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Speaker 2: Studio City I think his name was Greg, And so

497
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Speaker 2: we went to the payphone at the Bowling Alley at

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Speaker 2: the Studio City location and we called the Encino Jerry's

499
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Speaker 2: Deli and we said, hey, it's that manager.

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Speaker 1: Greg goes, hey, Greg, how you doing?

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Speaker 8: Ah good?

502
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Speaker 2: Okay, but man, we're running short on a lot of stuff,

503
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Speaker 2: and he goes, what do you need?

504
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Speaker 1: What do you need?

505
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,919
Speaker 2: I said, well, we need you know, three big roast beefs.

506
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Speaker 2: We need five cakes, we need twenty loads of bray,

507
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,280
Speaker 2: we need this, we need napkins, we need play about

508
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Speaker 2: about it. We had like forty things. He goes, Buddy goes,

509
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Speaker 2: I'll put in the van. I'll be right over. And

510
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,840
Speaker 2: we used to wait in the Jerry's Delhi and Studio

511
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Speaker 2: City for him to bring all this crap over and

512
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Speaker 2: then just sit there and watch him stuff.

513
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Speaker 1: He was stupid, all right, but we had nothing to do.

514
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Speaker 1: I was a stupid thing.

515
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Speaker 2: And then we called another There was a dell in

516
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Speaker 2: Sino called Frohman's Deli, and so we called the owner

517
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:08,679
Speaker 2: of the deli and said, hey, we're opening up a

518
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:13,320
Speaker 2: restaurant across the street named Broman's Deli, and we wanted

519
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Speaker 2: to sell the same thing you're selling, but at a

520
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Speaker 2: cheaper price.

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Speaker 1: Mcdowells, yeah.

522
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Speaker 2: And you know what his response was, he goes, He goes,

523
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Speaker 2: it's very difficult to run in business.

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Speaker 1: I wish you the best.

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Speaker 5: Law great response.

526
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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I said, I said, hey, we're going to

527
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Speaker 2: run the same menu you're running.

528
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Speaker 1: Can we look at it?

529
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Speaker 2: And he said, I'll have one of my guys drive

530
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Speaker 2: it over to you, where are you? He said, you're

531
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Speaker 2: not going to be successful, and he sort of he

532
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 2: knew way a way to diffuse it by just saying,

533
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Speaker 2: you know what, that's a great idea. I think you

534
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 2: guys are onto something, and that was a great way

535
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Speaker 2: to fuse it. But though you can't make phone calls

536
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 2: like that anymore because everybody now has caller ID and

537
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,240
Speaker 2: they know where you're calling from, or call blog, and

538
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 2: those things I think are gone.

539
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Speaker 1: I don't think you can make a phony phone calls.

540
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Speaker 1: Do you do that crows when you were a kid?

541
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Speaker 3: I tend to think I did. It wasn't a thing

542
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Speaker 3: of mine. I might have done once.

543
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Speaker 1: It was fun to do, you know, just to call

544
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Speaker 1: people and mess with them.

545
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:08,159
Speaker 2: But it does get out of control when you know,

546
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,879
Speaker 2: when you order thousands of dollars worth of toxedos, is

547
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Speaker 2: your refrigerator running?

548
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:18,360
Speaker 6: Oh? We did those two? Your cows in our garden.

549
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Speaker 6: We don't have a cow. We don't have a garden.

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Speaker 3: Stupid many people are going on.

551
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Speaker 1: That was one of the dumbest things I've just heard

552
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Speaker 1: in my life.

553
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Speaker 6: We were in ninth grade.

554
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Speaker 10: Cows in our garden. We don't have a cow, But

555
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Speaker 10: we don't have a garden. It's like you got the

556
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Speaker 10: best of them.

557
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Speaker 6: Oh your refrigerators running better, go kitchen or something stupid.

558
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Speaker 2: It was stupid, but it was you know, we had

559
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Speaker 2: nothing to do. You know, we're bored. It was we

560
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Speaker 2: love fun. I enjoyed it.

561
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Speaker 9: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf

562
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Speaker 9: I am six forty.

563
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Speaker 1: Is that pot it up in there?

564
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Speaker 5: Bub listing? And so that's my fault?

565
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Speaker 1: Oh really, do you want to explain that?

566
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Speaker 5: What?

567
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:17,919
Speaker 1: How is that your fault?

568
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 5: I was showing him my shoes.

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Speaker 2: Really they're really cute. Oh my god, yeah they're nice.

570
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Speaker 2: But you know it's not, you know, showstoppers.

571
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Speaker 3: Well apparently they are.

572
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Speaker 6: They absolutely really, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You got it. You wouldn't Cinderella in there, right?

574
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Speaker 6: He said those are nice shoes, and I'm like, oh

575
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Speaker 6: you like these?

576
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 4: Right?

577
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,919
Speaker 2: How about during commercial break we all like, you know,

578
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 2: knock out our shoe wear.

579
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Speaker 1: I'll come in and show you mine during the break.

580
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 1: No thanks, I mean my shoes.

581
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'll look at that all right.

582
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:57,800
Speaker 1: God almighty, what a disaster. The show's a disaster.

583
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 5: Is horrible opening showing him my shoes.

584
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 1: But how often do you show him your shoes never?

585
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:05,640
Speaker 1: And how often does he ask?

586
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 3: Never?

587
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:07,439
Speaker 4: Really?

588
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 5: Well, they are new.

589
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:14,120
Speaker 2: Where'd you get him? Well, Tenny's coals, coals. This show

590
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 2: stopped for Coal's shoes.

591
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 5: I look how cute they are?

592
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 1: And I look, I cut right there.

593
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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know, I don't know. I don't

594
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 2: I'm fearful of complimenting you on anything.

595
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Speaker 1: I don't want to be so rude.

596
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Speaker 5: You are so rude. You are so rude.

597
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: I complimented you on Friday. On Thursday.

598
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Speaker 2: For people had missed this, I said, Bellio came in

599
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Speaker 2: early for a meeting, and I thought she dressed up

600
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Speaker 2: and looked nice for the meeting. And I said, hey,

601
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Speaker 2: thanks for dressing up for the meeting, right, because I

602
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 2: thought she had like church pants on, like pants you

603
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 2: would dress up to go to church, and you know,

604
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 2: not formal but not you know, schlumping around working in

605
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 2: the garage like tweeters. And so I said, hey, nice pants.

606
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 2: You know you're dressed up for the meeting. And she tried,

607
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 2: she goes.

608
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 9: How rude.

609
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 5: And let me let me repeat how he said it.

610
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 3: You have the octave, yeah, blasted away.

611
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 5: Let me repeat how he said it.

612
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:15,439
Speaker 6: The inflection was like this, oh belly, O, hey, thanks

613
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:16,679
Speaker 6: for dressing up for the meeting.

614
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,360
Speaker 1: Okay, not a compliment, but I meant it.

615
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 5: I know you did, and it was an insult. That's

616
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Speaker 5: why I said, how.

617
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Speaker 4: All right?

618
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 2: You know I didn't think we have to written You know,

619
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 2: we have written show rules. The Krozier actually came up

620
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 2: with that are great. It keeps us on time, on

621
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 2: track and everything, and it's the dos and don'ts of

622
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 2: the show. You know, if somebody makes a minor mistake

623
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,400
Speaker 2: on the show, you don't correct them on the air.

624
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 2: If it's a major mistake, you do.

625
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 8: Right.

626
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:52,400
Speaker 2: If somebody misspells something or misspeaks about a staff that's

627
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 2: not majorly off and doesn't have major consequences, he correct

628
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 2: them off the air. That was a tip from Krozer,

629
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Speaker 2: and I think it happens to work. Another one is

630
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:04,160
Speaker 2: that everybody's on time, right And I can get the list,

631
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 2: but it's not very long. I mean he's probably about

632
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 2: twenty things in there. But now I have to add

633
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:13,640
Speaker 2: we'll reserve shoe talk for commercial breaks. I never thought

634
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,119
Speaker 2: I'd had to add that, but I guess we do.

635
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 6: I never thought you would need to either, I sincerely apologize.

636
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 5: No, No, it's horrible timing on my part. All right,

637
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 5: who know you needed him in that moment?

638
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 1: Right, And and by the way, I don't know.

639
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 2: Look, I like Steph Fush, Right, he's really been a

640
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 2: real positive addition to the show. But I don't I

641
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 2: don't think that he's the final judge and jury of

642
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 2: what nice shoes are?

643
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 4: You know what I mean.

644
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 5: We don't know the extent of his taste. He might

645
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 5: really know women's shoes.

646
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 3: I don't know, if you're laying out odds.

647
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, of all.

648
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 5: The guys here, we got.

649
00:28:56,400 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 6: Krozier, you, Juwan, Eric, and Fush, who do you think

650
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 6: knows women's shoes the best?

651
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 2: Well, that's a good tip. I mean, that's a good point, right,

652
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 2: that's great points.

653
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 5: That's a great point.

654
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 6: It's not me, Yeah, it's not it's not Juwan, Definitely

655
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 6: not Juwan.

656
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not Eric, it's not Krozier. It's got to

657
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 1: be stepf fu'sh.

658
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, they are new shoes, and he's the only person

659
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 5: that noticed.

660
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 1: Okay, what did they set you back?

661
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 5: Fifty four dollars at coals?

662
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 1: At coals, let me take a look at you.

663
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 3: They have diamonds on them. It's a coals.

664
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Speaker 1: Wow.

665
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 2: What were they I mean to say they were eighty five,

666
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 2: now they're fifty four.

667
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 5: No, they were fifty four.

668
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 1: Really yeah?

669
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Speaker 5: Did they look like fifty four dollars shoes?

670
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 2: No, but they look like fifty five dollars shoes. I

671
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 2: think you got to steal the taxes. It was, yeah, no, okay,

672
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 2: all right, but why did you buy new shoes? I

673
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 2: mean you're going on spree. You got the peloton, you

674
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 2: got the new shoes. Cause it's just you know, your

675
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 2: church pants.

676
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Speaker 5: Yeah, my church pants, my new shoes, just you know.

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Speaker 1: Knocking it out there.

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Speaker 6: Huh, give it a little bit bit back to myself.

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Speaker 5: That's what I'm doing.

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Speaker 1: Go through something. Huh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you going through? Where you got the

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Speaker 2: you know, you can schlump around with sneakers. You have

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Speaker 2: to put the nice juice on around here.

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Speaker 5: Think it was you insulting me the way I knew it.

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Speaker 3: I fing knew it.

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Speaker 1: I fing knew it.

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Speaker 4: I swear to God.

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Speaker 2: The moment, the moment that the show stopped, the moment

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Speaker 2: that there was a microphone that was off and this

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Speaker 2: show stopped. I said, watch, I said, somehow and I

691
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Speaker 2: told Frazer off the show. I said, somehow this is

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Speaker 2: going to be my fault. And I said, Krozier, I

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Speaker 2: swear to God, I would have been one thousand dollars

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Speaker 2: that somehow this was my fault, and as ultimately it was,

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Speaker 2: because it always is my fault. That's not true. It's

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Speaker 2: always my fault. We're live on k IF. I am

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Speaker 2: six forty