WEBVTT - Kev's Uncle Got Hit By A Car 

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<v Speaker 1>Mojo on the Morning show. Kevin's uncle got hit by

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<v Speaker 1>a car.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, brush out to uncle Keith, not my real uncle,

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<v Speaker 2>but like you know, like family, that's my dad, one.

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<v Speaker 1>Of those uncles.

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<v Speaker 2>It's my dad best No, and I'm one of my

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<v Speaker 2>mama like boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>They call me uncle like not like that's so weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell no, my mom ain't never bring dudes to the crib.

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<v Speaker 2>She was never on that time. But Keith, I've been

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<v Speaker 2>doing Keith forever. He like one of my dad's oldest friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Keith used to paint all the houses, do all the

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<v Speaker 2>handiworks out.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't you love when you had your uncle in your

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<v Speaker 1>life that was a friend of the families, and you'd

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<v Speaker 1>call him uncle And then you find out one day

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<v Speaker 1>they're not really your uncle.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you're like, we're not even related. Tell you absolutely,

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<v Speaker 2>And Keith got a crazy laugh. He's like, that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Not he's the laugh. Hopefully he's okay from getting it.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't hit by car.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not even like the wildest craziest story, not that

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<v Speaker 2>it needs to be, because anytime you get hit by

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<v Speaker 2>a car, it is the craziest story.

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<v Speaker 1>On a song.

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<v Speaker 2>But keep is walking out of the grocery, not the

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<v Speaker 2>grocery walking out of the gas station and a white

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<v Speaker 2>truck backs into him.

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<v Speaker 1>The picture that I got.

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<v Speaker 2>So my mom, I keep myself, called my mom, and

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<v Speaker 2>my mom called Keith because Keith, again, that's a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of handiwork. He was supposed to, like cut some trees down,

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<v Speaker 2>so she was calling him about that. He was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I ain't gonna be able to make it, and she's like,

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<v Speaker 2>what's going on. He's like, I got hit by a car.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll show you, and.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why you laugh.

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<v Speaker 3>Done.

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<v Speaker 2>The picture she showed me is literally him, but on

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<v Speaker 2>the grounds.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just imagining him laying there taking.

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<v Speaker 1>I was dying. I started laughing before I say this.

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<v Speaker 2>He okay, My mama sent a lot of pictures though,

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<v Speaker 2>wa wa Who took the picture of him on the ground.

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<v Speaker 1>It's his point of.

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<v Speaker 2>View, like like aiming up at the license plate of

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<v Speaker 2>the truck.

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<v Speaker 1>It's phone. Has anybody ever been hit by a car?

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<v Speaker 4>I did?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? I mean I think it happens semi frequently downtown

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<v Speaker 4>just because there's more traffic. But I was crossing at

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<v Speaker 4>a crosswalk and someone was making a turn and they

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<v Speaker 4>just swiped my legs.

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<v Speaker 1>Out from under. Oh no, yeah, they just keep driving.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me see you see a big words bood.

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<v Speaker 1>His legs just out there the silver. Is that blood

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<v Speaker 1>on him or is that that's paint? Like you, he's

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<v Speaker 1>a painter. Oh my god. You know I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>get that license plate.

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<v Speaker 4>This could be evidence in a in a clay.

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<v Speaker 5>That is.

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<v Speaker 1>My buddy, Jeff sackway got hit by an Amazon truck.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good one because you could get some money.

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<v Speaker 1>I swear. Remember I talked about it in the air

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff Sack. I was on the phone with him when

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<v Speaker 1>he got hit. Wow, I vaguely remember that. We have

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<v Speaker 1>a podcast of it. It's he was walking across Pontiac

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<v Speaker 1>Trail and he's on the phone with me and he's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So he's like telling me some story about some you

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<v Speaker 1>know girl that he was hanging with, and all of

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<v Speaker 1>a sudden you hear in here, and then you hear

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<v Speaker 1>like that, and then your hear I'm okay, I'm okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay, I'm okay. It was my fault. It was

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<v Speaker 1>my fault. No, Can I tell you something about him?

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<v Speaker 1>This just shows you what kind of guy Jeff Sack

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<v Speaker 1>was that he got up, and he didn't go to

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<v Speaker 1>the hospital because he knew he'd have to wait, so

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<v Speaker 1>instead he went to the Jewish country club because he

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<v Speaker 1>knew there'd be a bunch of Jewish doctors that were

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out there. And he got seen by a guy

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<v Speaker 1>who was I think a cardio or not a cardiologist,

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<v Speaker 1>a chiropractor something. He got and then eventually went to

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<v Speaker 1>the doctor and he had some broken ribs and stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>and he said, I'm not every I talked about it

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<v Speaker 1>in the air. Every attorney called him right, call Sam,

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<v Speaker 1>you know Femininio, probably you know Figer, All these guys

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<v Speaker 1>called him up. They all call him up. And Jeff goes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sowing. He goes, it was my fault. I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't paying attention. I thought you were going to say

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<v Speaker 1>he knew the guy who was driving the car, because

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<v Speaker 1>he literally knows everybody. He could have owned part of

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<v Speaker 1>Amazons at least gotten some gift cars. That's how you

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<v Speaker 1>know you already reached What about what about our uncle,

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<v Speaker 1>Harry uncle his uncle? Because David ask last time I

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<v Speaker 1>left him a voice, I ain't been able to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to him.

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<v Speaker 2>He couldn't come paint, but he hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>And by the way, David Feminino told me, if you

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<v Speaker 1>miss you know you miss work, you're getting paid. What's

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<v Speaker 1>going on, Stacy, Hi.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey guys, good morning, and how are you.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking about Kevin's uncle. They got hit by a truck. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So my son was fifteen walking home from football practice

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<v Speaker 3>and got hit by a car on grash It. Got

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<v Speaker 3>a phone call from his friend saying he's gonna be okay.

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<v Speaker 3>But and thankfully I had left work early and I

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<v Speaker 3>was five minutes away. Well, I was probably ten minutes away,

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<v Speaker 3>but the way I drive, I was five minutes away.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, I got there. They were closing the door of

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<v Speaker 3>the ambulance, so I was able to ride in the

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<v Speaker 3>ambulance with him. And it's funny because I looked at

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<v Speaker 3>the volunteer fireman. I was like, dude, you got him

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<v Speaker 3>with my car. I was like, but my gun's in

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<v Speaker 3>my purse, so do something with that, okay, And he

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<v Speaker 3>was like, dude, He's like, I can't with you because

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<v Speaker 3>I knew him, And so he took my car and

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<v Speaker 3>my son ended up being okay, get a fractured pelvis

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<v Speaker 3>and oh, precture. Yeah, so he wasn't walking for a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of weeks, and my ex husband was pretty much

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<v Speaker 3>no help. So my son was like one hundred and

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<v Speaker 3>eighty and nine pounds and I had to like pretty

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<v Speaker 3>much do everything for him for two weeks. So it

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<v Speaker 3>was it was rough. But he's good now. He's twenty

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<v Speaker 3>two and dummered nevers.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, well, thank you for the call. Thanks for calling.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about that one, Tony. You got hit? Where'd you get?

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<v Speaker 1>Head down?

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<v Speaker 5>In great time? On downtown Detroit?

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell? What happened?

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<v Speaker 5>So? I was doing security at a venue and we

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<v Speaker 5>were going out this rental customer, and we were tussling

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<v Speaker 5>in the middle of the street and the car was

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<v Speaker 5>coming and I was telling the guy, Hey, a car coming,

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<v Speaker 5>let go, let go. He didn't let go, so we

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<v Speaker 5>got hit by the car.

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<v Speaker 1>We got hit. Did you like me?

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<v Speaker 5>He got here first because I saw the car coming,

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<v Speaker 5>So I've heard I turned him.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yea Detroit?

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<v Speaker 5>Probably drinking?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, by the way, I like how you used him

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<v Speaker 1>as your shield.

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<v Speaker 5>I gave him a morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Got to get back to that's funny, Tony. What's up, Josie?

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing good? How are you? We're doing great?

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on. We're talking about getting hip by a card.

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<v Speaker 1>Did this happen to you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>When I was.

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<v Speaker 3>Young, I was crossing the road in front of my house.

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<v Speaker 1>And my neighbor she panicked.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess when she saw me and turned into my

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<v Speaker 3>driveway and hit me.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, I don't like this. I just seen that Netflix thing.

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<v Speaker 2>My perfect neighbor.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm did she feel horrible, Josie, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Guess I family she looks okay, I didn't do you know?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank God you're okay. That's horrible. That's yeah. I was

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<v Speaker 1>hitting anybody. I don't want to hit my neighbor, for

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<v Speaker 1>God's sake. So you live with that her whole life.

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<v Speaker 1>My favorite tax out of anybody who was three to

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<v Speaker 1>one three Uncle Keith better call top Dog Law and

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<v Speaker 1>what was the top Wait, Kevin, do the top Dog

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<v Speaker 1>Law commercial? The top Dog Law commercial about Uncle Keith

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<v Speaker 1>hitting as the last you coming out the gas station,

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<v Speaker 1>Give me some music? What do I play? What would

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<v Speaker 1>be a good song? All right? Okay, hold I say

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, all right, hal assay, don't go anywhere. Don't go,

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<v Speaker 1>don't go anywhere. Uncle Keith coming out.

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<v Speaker 3>The gas station.

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<v Speaker 1>You see a truck. He's not watching where he's going.

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<v Speaker 1>He's smashing Uncle Keith. He's on the ground. He got

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<v Speaker 1>your license plate. He's calling this doll didn't pay Now.

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<v Speaker 2>The dog got some money.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all I got