Speaker 1: Mojo on the Morning show. Kevin's uncle got hit by
Speaker 1: a car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, brush out to uncle Keith, not my real uncle,
Speaker 2: but like you know, like family, that's my dad, one.
Speaker 1: Of those uncles.
Speaker 2: It's my dad best No, and I'm one of my
Speaker 2: mama like boyfriend.
Speaker 1: They call me uncle like not like that's so weird.
Speaker 2: Hell no, my mom ain't never bring dudes to the crib.
Speaker 2: She was never on that time. But Keith, I've been
Speaker 2: doing Keith forever. He like one of my dad's oldest friends.
Speaker 2: Keith used to paint all the houses, do all the
Speaker 2: handiworks out.
Speaker 1: Didn't you love when you had your uncle in your
Speaker 1: life that was a friend of the families, and you'd
Speaker 1: call him uncle And then you find out one day
Speaker 1: they're not really your uncle.
Speaker 2: Like you're like, we're not even related. Tell you absolutely,
Speaker 2: And Keith got a crazy laugh. He's like, that's.
Speaker 1: Not he's the laugh. Hopefully he's okay from getting it.
Speaker 1: Didn't hit by car.
Speaker 2: It's not even like the wildest craziest story, not that
Speaker 2: it needs to be, because anytime you get hit by
Speaker 2: a car, it is the craziest story.
Speaker 1: On a song.
Speaker 2: But keep is walking out of the grocery, not the
Speaker 2: grocery walking out of the gas station and a white
Speaker 2: truck backs into him.
Speaker 1: The picture that I got.
Speaker 2: So my mom, I keep myself, called my mom, and
Speaker 2: my mom called Keith because Keith, again, that's a lot
Speaker 2: of handiwork. He was supposed to, like cut some trees down,
Speaker 2: so she was calling him about that. He was like,
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna be able to make it, and she's like,
Speaker 2: what's going on. He's like, I got hit by a car.
Speaker 2: I'll show you, and.
Speaker 1: That's why you laugh.
Speaker 3: Done.
Speaker 2: The picture she showed me is literally him, but on
Speaker 2: the grounds.
Speaker 4: I'm just imagining him laying there taking.
Speaker 1: I was dying. I started laughing before I say this.
Speaker 2: He okay, My mama sent a lot of pictures though,
Speaker 2: wa wa Who took the picture of him on the ground.
Speaker 1: It's his point of.
Speaker 2: View, like like aiming up at the license plate of
Speaker 2: the truck.
Speaker 1: It's phone. Has anybody ever been hit by a car?
Speaker 4: I did?
Speaker 1: Did you?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I mean I think it happens semi frequently downtown
Speaker 4: just because there's more traffic. But I was crossing at
Speaker 4: a crosswalk and someone was making a turn and they
Speaker 4: just swiped my legs.
Speaker 1: Out from under. Oh no, yeah, they just keep driving.
Speaker 2: Let me see you see a big words bood.
Speaker 1: His legs just out there the silver. Is that blood
Speaker 1: on him or is that that's paint? Like you, he's
Speaker 1: a painter. Oh my god. You know I wanted to
Speaker 1: get that license plate.
Speaker 4: This could be evidence in a in a clay.
Speaker 5: That is.
Speaker 1: My buddy, Jeff sackway got hit by an Amazon truck.
Speaker 1: That's a good one because you could get some money.
Speaker 1: I swear. Remember I talked about it in the air
Speaker 1: Jeff Sack. I was on the phone with him when
Speaker 1: he got hit. Wow, I vaguely remember that. We have
Speaker 1: a podcast of it. It's he was walking across Pontiac
Speaker 1: Trail and he's on the phone with me and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: So he's like telling me some story about some you
Speaker 1: know girl that he was hanging with, and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden you hear in here, and then you hear
Speaker 1: like that, and then your hear I'm okay, I'm okay,
Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm okay. It was my fault. It was
Speaker 1: my fault. No, Can I tell you something about him?
Speaker 1: This just shows you what kind of guy Jeff Sack
Speaker 1: was that he got up, and he didn't go to
Speaker 1: the hospital because he knew he'd have to wait, so
Speaker 1: instead he went to the Jewish country club because he
Speaker 1: knew there'd be a bunch of Jewish doctors that were
Speaker 1: hanging out there. And he got seen by a guy
Speaker 1: who was I think a cardio or not a cardiologist,
Speaker 1: a chiropractor something. He got and then eventually went to
Speaker 1: the doctor and he had some broken ribs and stuff,
Speaker 1: and he said, I'm not every I talked about it
Speaker 1: in the air. Every attorney called him right, call Sam,
Speaker 1: you know Femininio, probably you know Figer, All these guys
Speaker 1: called him up. They all call him up. And Jeff goes,
Speaker 1: I'm not sowing. He goes, it was my fault. I
Speaker 1: wasn't paying attention. I thought you were going to say
Speaker 1: he knew the guy who was driving the car, because
Speaker 1: he literally knows everybody. He could have owned part of
Speaker 1: Amazons at least gotten some gift cars. That's how you
Speaker 1: know you already reached What about what about our uncle,
Speaker 1: Harry uncle his uncle? Because David ask last time I
Speaker 1: left him a voice, I ain't been able to talk
Speaker 1: to him.
Speaker 2: He couldn't come paint, but he hold on.
Speaker 1: And by the way, David Feminino told me, if you
Speaker 1: miss you know you miss work, you're getting paid. What's
Speaker 1: going on, Stacy, Hi.
Speaker 3: Hey guys, good morning, and how are you.
Speaker 1: We're talking about Kevin's uncle. They got hit by a truck. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So my son was fifteen walking home from football practice
Speaker 3: and got hit by a car on grash It. Got
Speaker 3: a phone call from his friend saying he's gonna be okay.
Speaker 3: But and thankfully I had left work early and I
Speaker 3: was five minutes away. Well, I was probably ten minutes away,
Speaker 3: but the way I drive, I was five minutes away.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow, I got there. They were closing the door of
Speaker 3: the ambulance, so I was able to ride in the
Speaker 3: ambulance with him. And it's funny because I looked at
Speaker 3: the volunteer fireman. I was like, dude, you got him
Speaker 3: with my car. I was like, but my gun's in
Speaker 3: my purse, so do something with that, okay, And he
Speaker 3: was like, dude, He's like, I can't with you because
Speaker 3: I knew him, And so he took my car and
Speaker 3: my son ended up being okay, get a fractured pelvis
Speaker 3: and oh, precture. Yeah, so he wasn't walking for a
Speaker 3: couple of weeks, and my ex husband was pretty much
Speaker 3: no help. So my son was like one hundred and
Speaker 3: eighty and nine pounds and I had to like pretty
Speaker 3: much do everything for him for two weeks. So it
Speaker 3: was it was rough. But he's good now. He's twenty
Speaker 3: two and dummered nevers.
Speaker 1: But yeah, well, thank you for the call. Thanks for calling.
Speaker 1: I'm about that one, Tony. You got hit? Where'd you get?
Speaker 1: Head down?
Speaker 5: In great time? On downtown Detroit?
Speaker 1: What the hell? What happened?
Speaker 5: So? I was doing security at a venue and we
Speaker 5: were going out this rental customer, and we were tussling
Speaker 5: in the middle of the street and the car was
Speaker 5: coming and I was telling the guy, Hey, a car coming,
Speaker 5: let go, let go. He didn't let go, so we
Speaker 5: got hit by the car.
Speaker 1: We got hit. Did you like me?
Speaker 5: He got here first because I saw the car coming,
Speaker 5: So I've heard I turned him.
Speaker 1: How did you.
Speaker 2: Yea Detroit?
Speaker 5: Probably drinking?
Speaker 1: Yeah, by the way, I like how you used him
Speaker 1: as your shield.
Speaker 5: I gave him a morning.
Speaker 1: Got to get back to that's funny, Tony. What's up, Josie?
Speaker 1: How you doing good? How are you? We're doing great?
Speaker 1: What's going on. We're talking about getting hip by a card.
Speaker 1: Did this happen to you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: When I was.
Speaker 3: Young, I was crossing the road in front of my house.
Speaker 1: And my neighbor she panicked.
Speaker 3: I guess when she saw me and turned into my
Speaker 3: driveway and hit me.
Speaker 2: Man, I don't like this. I just seen that Netflix thing.
Speaker 2: My perfect neighbor.
Speaker 1: I'm did she feel horrible, Josie, I.
Speaker 2: Guess I family she looks okay, I didn't do you know?
Speaker 1: Thank God you're okay. That's horrible. That's yeah. I was
Speaker 1: hitting anybody. I don't want to hit my neighbor, for
Speaker 1: God's sake. So you live with that her whole life.
Speaker 1: My favorite tax out of anybody who was three to
Speaker 1: one three Uncle Keith better call top Dog Law and
Speaker 1: what was the top Wait, Kevin, do the top Dog
Speaker 1: Law commercial? The top Dog Law commercial about Uncle Keith
Speaker 1: hitting as the last you coming out the gas station,
Speaker 1: Give me some music? What do I play? What would
Speaker 1: be a good song? All right? Okay, hold I say
Speaker 1: hold on, all right, hal assay, don't go anywhere. Don't go,
Speaker 1: don't go anywhere. Uncle Keith coming out.
Speaker 3: The gas station.
Speaker 1: You see a truck. He's not watching where he's going.
Speaker 1: He's smashing Uncle Keith. He's on the ground. He got
Speaker 1: your license plate. He's calling this doll didn't pay Now.
Speaker 2: The dog got some money.
Speaker 1: That's all I got